They Made A Sharkboy And Lavagirl Sequel.. and its bad

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  • @maxg3140
    @maxg3140 3 роки тому +3524

    I saw a tweet that said "OK let's be completely honest, what is Taylor Lautner doing that he's too busy to do the Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel" well now we know the answer, he's too busy trying to keep his dignity

    • @H3yyam1leTTe
      @H3yyam1leTTe 3 роки тому +60

      love this coment

    • @Lordship1021
      @Lordship1021 3 роки тому +200

      Too late, he was already in twilight lmao

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +126

      @@Lordship1021 at least he was memorable and cool there (until the last 2 movies...)

    • @Lordship1021
      @Lordship1021 3 роки тому +194

      @@ninjanibba4259 oh I absolutely agree, I was actually joking. He was actually the best character until they made him a stalker pedophile

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +32

      @@Lordship1021 ugh 😖 i don't count the last 2 movies as canon for myself

  • @Idontcareatall69
    @Idontcareatall69 3 роки тому +2549

    The only time lava girl is cold enough to touch is when she's asleep, so the idea of them having children is disturbing.

    • @shaggymofo7716
      @shaggymofo7716 3 роки тому +405

      That’s why taylor Lautner didn’t come back😂

    • @doggo377
      @doggo377 3 роки тому +70

      oh.

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +519

      I mean, I would assume she gave consent. They were married, after all.
      Either that or Max also dreamed up Guppy?
      Wait, how old would Max be now? Did he... dream Sharkboy and Lavagirl... doing it?

    • @bellamychae
      @bellamychae 3 роки тому +263

      @@insertclevernamehere1186 Yes. The answer is yes.

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 3 роки тому +150

      Somnophilia, exactly what I like in my kids movies

  • @AssaultShooterPK
    @AssaultShooterPK 3 роки тому +640

    Sharkboy burnt off his tongue from eating out lavagirl

  • @brachy6695
    @brachy6695 3 роки тому +235

    Robert Rodriguez movies have two types of lines:
    -Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
    -Camel poop?!?

    • @ninjafaceify
      @ninjafaceify 3 роки тому +39

      Same movie literally five minutes apart, the man is an eldritch chaos elemental who just likes kids fiction

    • @undergroundmetallyrics3225
      @undergroundmetallyrics3225 2 роки тому

      Well research shows divine intervention was misinterpreted. It was actually an EXTRATERRESTRIAL intervention that is mentioned through religion today and such. Hence why God wears clothes and descends to our planet in Vermanas or a Ruach

  • @throwawayaccount2130
    @throwawayaccount2130 3 роки тому +3001

    The original shark boy and lava girl’s cgi was only passible because it was early 2000’s but this was just disappointing

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 3 роки тому +176

      The CGI is part of the Rodriguez’s Kid movie charm

    • @jeshuarestituyo284
      @jeshuarestituyo284 3 роки тому +68

      Dude this cgi in this movie was intentional like that, this what gives it it's charm

    • @throwawayaccount2130
      @throwawayaccount2130 3 роки тому +81

      @@jeshuarestituyo284 maybe it’s personal preference, but when I watch a movie that came out this year I’d like to see good cgi and even IF it gives it charm, it doesn’t help when the plot is absolute ass in this new one.

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 3 роки тому +7

      @@throwawayaccount2130 All of Rodriguez’s kids movies are like this

    • @jpoor1
      @jpoor1 3 роки тому +24

      The cgi was like early 2000 game graphics and its barely even as good as those

  • @TRAGICTIDES
    @TRAGICTIDES 3 роки тому +1879

    this feels like a disney XD reboot that nobody wanted to air.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 3 роки тому +12

      *DisneyPlus

    • @helena-pp4rd
      @helena-pp4rd 3 роки тому +38

      Yepp , just like that Disney Kim Possible live action film

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 3 роки тому +32

      @@Joecbg100 oh no, at least Disney+ originals are high budget(Mandalorian, Marvel, etc.) OP means the old days of DisneyXD, like Lab Rats.

    • @MrsAlmightyKey
      @MrsAlmightyKey 3 роки тому +4

      XD tho 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Adrian_Good
      @Adrian_Good 3 роки тому +1

      Wtf that is very accurate

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand 2 роки тому +397

    All I'm saying is that since this movie TECHNICALLY poses Sharkboy and Lavagirl as real people in the real world, we can only assume that Max has become an ethereal godlike being who's dreams have become so powerful and potent as to affect the real world.
    From this, we can see that MAX HIMSELF is the reason why everything is going on, and is this the reason behind the actions of both the aliens and the Heroics group. He is both the antagonist and the protagonist of the movie.

    • @gojidumb5947
      @gojidumb5947 2 роки тому +23

      I really hope there's a third film that comes out expanding on this, because it sounds dope as hell

    • @deijix
      @deijix 2 роки тому +21

      I love God Max theory lol

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 2 роки тому +9

      It’s been a while since I saw Sharkboy and Lavagirl, didn’t Max’s dream monsters start leaking into the real world near the ending? Or is the Mandela effect slapping me across the face?

    • @BadKDSky
      @BadKDSky Рік тому +3

      Time to make r/max3D

    • @julius9943
      @julius9943 Рік тому +3

      him the blind idiot god, daemon sultan. our progenitor and our destroyer Max

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity 3 роки тому +354

    Shark Boy doesn't talk in this movie because he was so ashamed of the "Dream Song" that he made it his life's mission to never utter another sound.

  • @fearodactyl2886
    @fearodactyl2886 3 роки тому +1977

    wasn’t the original movie about some kid falling asleep in class
    how did we get here

    • @Papa-eh1ln
      @Papa-eh1ln 3 роки тому +98

      just to suffer...

    • @Just_in_case_i_die..._
      @Just_in_case_i_die..._ 3 роки тому +70

      Yeah wasn't the whole idea that the heros weren't real and they were in his dream journal?

    • @DeputyFish
      @DeputyFish 2 роки тому +32

      @@Just_in_case_i_die..._ SHHHH dont tell them that they didnt watch the movie when they made this one lol

    • @snekkoheckko4466
      @snekkoheckko4466 2 роки тому +8

      @Gorbo its a nightmare

    • @thechaossociety7453
      @thechaossociety7453 2 роки тому +21

      I'm assuming max is god in this movie

  • @noodle6852
    @noodle6852 3 роки тому +2573

    The actor for the Acapella character literally trains with a martial arts prodigy and they gave her no fight scenes. Smh

  • @pownedmanstuff
    @pownedmanstuff 3 роки тому +909

    I love how they literally do not mention Max at all, he's not a heroic, not someone they go to for help, not even a cameo.
    Edit: Wow, a year later and one of my most liked comments ever is about Sharkboy & Lavagirl. Thanks for the likes lmao

    • @CaptCook121
      @CaptCook121 3 роки тому +62

      Yeah but he might be in a sequel since he literally the dream master

    • @scotty_studios
      @scotty_studios 2 роки тому +58

      I'd rather there be a sequel with him in it, than whatever THIS is.

    • @baddragonite
      @baddragonite 2 роки тому +20

      Cause he's still asleep

    • @mcfigglestein5346
      @mcfigglestein5346 2 роки тому +50

      @@baddragonite this is all in his dream, max is an eldritch being.

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 2 роки тому +29

      Max: the imagination hero. Anything he imagines becomes reality. He would be too OP

  • @leafyisqueer7155
    @leafyisqueer7155 2 роки тому +90

    I like how its completely ignored that Wild Card mastering his powers should make every other character pointless.

  • @PlainShane00
    @PlainShane00 3 роки тому +1779

    I have never wanted to kick children into orbit more than I have in this movie

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 3 роки тому +807

    I can't believe it, "Bitch Lady" was played by a Bollywood legend.

    • @kawaiiladki
      @kawaiiladki 3 роки тому +90

      Having known Priyanka Chopra since her Bollywood days, I can't even stand her in real life so it was tolerable watching her in this villain role.

    • @luuk7882
      @luuk7882 3 роки тому +39

      Also she’s the wife of Nick Jonas haha

    • @sumisu2578
      @sumisu2578 3 роки тому +5

      Seems legit

    • @Talking_He4d
      @Talking_He4d 3 роки тому +3

      Damn they don’t have any standards if they consider her a legend horrible acting..

    • @majimediacorner2974
      @majimediacorner2974 3 роки тому +1

      @@Talking_He4d Niurka Marcos

  • @hardenedvictory4703
    @hardenedvictory4703 3 роки тому +346

    I just want to point out that this movie got a 71% on rotten tomatoes while Skyhigh, which in my opinion was a wonderful movie only got 73%. I think rotten tomatoes needs to update their opinions on unlikely kid hero movies.

    • @allisonelizabeth6596
      @allisonelizabeth6596 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah, but at least sky high is higher up tho.

    • @drawnborn5896
      @drawnborn5896 2 роки тому +10

      Honestly who asked for this movie *"Sequel(?)"* to exist?
      The original movie was fine. I enjoyed it when I was a kid,and I still enjoy it as an adult. 😊
      I swear it's companies like these that doesn't even know how to do a Nostalgia sequel right and just use it as a soulless and pointless cash grab.

    • @smitsonavane6278
      @smitsonavane6278 2 роки тому +16

      sky high deserves like 95% like straight up

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 2 роки тому

      @@drawnborn5896 i dont know what everybody is talking about We Can Be Heroes is an amazing movie and definitely deserves a sequel (it is not a sequel to Shark boy and Lava girl it is just set in that universe like how Marvel has Iron man and the Avengers sharing the same universe)

    • @thegreatfusili4673
      @thegreatfusili4673 2 роки тому

      @@drawnborn5896 the original movie was awful

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 3 роки тому +76

    Listen, the kid in the wheel chair is called Wheels. Guess what Wolverine jokingly calls Professor X?

    • @drunkenmonkey1337
      @drunkenmonkey1337 3 роки тому +2

      I've never seen him call Xavier "Wheels". It's always "baldie" or "Chuck". Could be wrong tho

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 роки тому +5

      @@drunkenmonkey1337 in the first X-Men, Logan calls him Wheels

    • @drunkenmonkey1337
      @drunkenmonkey1337 3 роки тому +2

      @@raptalos9412 ah my mistake haven't seen that movie in a long time lol.

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 роки тому +3

      @@drunkenmonkey1337 it’s fine

    • @pleasekillme1721
      @pleasekillme1721 2 роки тому +1

      No this is basically a FilthyFrank reference over that black wheels guy

  • @yoyofun1
    @yoyofun1 3 роки тому +423

    The whole hero thing makes no sense, the first movie was all about dreams and shit.

    • @olivegardensrestroom688
      @olivegardensrestroom688 3 роки тому +80

      I've been saying this for weeks WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T REALLY EXIST?

    • @valtheemokid4005
      @valtheemokid4005 3 роки тому +90

      @@olivegardensrestroom688 AND SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL AREN'T SUPERHEROES THEY CAME FROM MAX'S DREAM TO SAVE THEIR WORLD AND HOW THE HELL DID THEY HAVE A KID WHEN EVERYTHING LAVAGIRL TOUCHES GETS SCORCHED KINDA SUS NGL!!!

    • @cacarot6020
      @cacarot6020 3 роки тому +35

      The movie is a spin off of a spin off some dude thought about after waking up on a pool of his own puke after a really crazy night, i expected worse lol

    • @megmoo96
      @megmoo96 3 роки тому +40

      @@olivegardensrestroom688 they DO really exist. at the end of the first movie, max gains the ability to make his dreams a reality. so, sharkboy and lavagirl become real people. sharkboy becomes king of the ocean and uses his submarine to find his father and lava girl becomes queen of earth’s volcanoes.

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 3 роки тому +18

      It's possible max became a movie producer and included his favorite idea as a kid in one of his movies (this one)

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 3 роки тому +1494

    "His power is being in a wheelchair."
    I really shouldn't have laughed at that, but Jesus Christ.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 роки тому +11

      🤣👍👍

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 роки тому +33

      the nickname "wheels" tho, try that with anyone in a wheelchair

    • @Leaus-
      @Leaus- 3 роки тому +17

      Litterally made that joke years ago, about Charles Xavier

    • @itsjustjuju7945
      @itsjustjuju7945 2 роки тому +22

      He's nemesis is Dr. Stairs.

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 2 роки тому +4

      @@Leaus- Wolverine: What do they call you, 'Wheels'?
      Wheels: Yes
      Wolverine: This is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

  • @maxschaeffner9005
    @maxschaeffner9005 3 роки тому +91

    Since it’s canon that Machete is in the spy kids and shark boy and lava girl universe, I pray one day we’ll get a real crossover where he teams up with them.

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 2 роки тому +1

      the actor that plays Machete is but his character in Spy Kids is not Machete

    • @damnitaintright
      @damnitaintright Рік тому +1

      @@FuryousD it literally is, the spy kids franchise was first and then as a some sort of “spin off” Rodriguez made the Machete movie. so yeah, as weird and funny as it sounds, the Machete character in Machete is the same character as machete from spy kids “Based on the eponymous character from the Spy Kids franchise(…), The film stars Danny Trejo reprising the title role from the Spy Kids series”

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD Рік тому

      @@damnitaintright a Google search would say otherwise, In a Reddit IAmA, Rodriguez left nothing to the imagination by stating that while the movies share actors and characters (to a degree), the two series take place in alternate universes.
      So there u have it, they are not technically canonical the same character but alternate universe versions of the character.

    • @SupportGamin2024
      @SupportGamin2024 3 місяці тому

      Stop trolling ​@@FuryousD

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 місяці тому

      im not trolling mate, plus this was over a year ago, things change@@SupportGamin2024

  • @Chikadulce10
    @Chikadulce10 3 роки тому +58

    I felt so awful for thinking of Wolverine’s “And what do they call you, Wheels?” line when I saw Wheels speeding up in his wheelchair...and I realized that was his actual name 😅😅

  • @NaeSeonghwa
    @NaeSeonghwa 3 роки тому +1783

    you have child actors, and then you have THIS main character
    her acting was SO bad it made me want to remove my eyeballs

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 роки тому +126

      To be honest I figured she was some actor, director, producer‘s daughter but she’s not. She’s just some kid who can’t act.

    • @brandoberserker2510
      @brandoberserker2510 3 роки тому +215

      child actors is not a excuse anymore, we had stranger things cast, the goonies, home 1&2, the first narnia and kidna the second because of lucy, the secret garden, and sooo much more.

    • @purplemusiclover1597
      @purplemusiclover1597 3 роки тому +17

      @@brandoberserker2510 I agree

    • @notme2640
      @notme2640 3 роки тому +3

      oh yes

    • @Buckysass
      @Buckysass 3 роки тому +31

      Guppy was a much better actress! She should've been the main character.
      Acrually, maybe the only character.

  • @saymssayms3167
    @saymssayms3167 3 роки тому +772

    Theory: acapella chicks power is just levetation but she tells people its sonic bc she likes being a choir kid.

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 3 роки тому +56

      Ewww that's just another ring of hell for her to pass for that

    • @nogoodideaforaname1759
      @nogoodideaforaname1759 3 роки тому +31

      Theory: Max from the first movie is now Miracle Man

    • @elli_lovesmusic
      @elli_lovesmusic 3 роки тому +3

      S-sonic??

    • @missquiinn6695
      @missquiinn6695 2 роки тому +4

      @@nogoodideaforaname1759 that's what I always thought 🤣😂

  • @Odingle
    @Odingle 3 роки тому +120

    I’m just gonna pretend this isn’t a movie that exists

    • @waffledeeez
      @waffledeeez 3 роки тому +15

      Yep let's just say it was a "dream dream dream dream dream dream"

    • @Crea_TV
      @Crea_TV 2 роки тому +1

      Dream another dream...

  • @shortyprogaming
    @shortyprogaming 3 роки тому +73

    Face Maker: how did this guy get to be president, he can't even put two sentences together.
    Me: Face Maker will be excellent at Cinema Sins

  • @ambermiller6879
    @ambermiller6879 3 роки тому +375

    They should've had Max wake up for the ending because it was all pointless anyway

    • @je573
      @je573 3 роки тому +32

      YES!!!!! THAT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE THE ENTIRE THING MAKE MORE SENSE TO USE THE EXCUSE THAT IT’S ALL A DREAM

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 3 роки тому +46

      I feel like they should have kinda pulled a Lego Movie and have this be a story that an adult Max and his kid make up together

    • @ambermiller6879
      @ambermiller6879 3 роки тому +11

      @@noraarcadia635 that would've worked too!

  • @sheepindustries6212
    @sheepindustries6212 3 роки тому +740

    They ruined perfection. WE DIDN'T NEED IT.

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 3 роки тому +2

      Ha! good one

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 3 роки тому +6

      They ruined something that was far beyond repair and was far beyond redemption

    • @cillbipher2613
      @cillbipher2613 3 роки тому +17

      *THEY RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL*

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 3 роки тому +4

      @@cillbipher2613 nice reference 👍

    • @Kaiji...
      @Kaiji... 3 роки тому

      What’s more impressive is that they ruined something that was already at rock bottom

  • @josephmcnabb971
    @josephmcnabb971 3 роки тому +70

    ' how is this guy president he cant even put two words together' me as a brit looking at are primeminister awkwardly

  • @reptilez5798
    @reptilez5798 3 роки тому +29

    Wouldnt be crazy if in 20 years this is considered a classic

  • @mccloud9915
    @mccloud9915 3 роки тому +355

    Shark boy can't speak cause he's an actual shark in disguise

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 3 роки тому +21

      But there was a talking shark in Sharkboy & Lavagirl

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 3 роки тому +8

      @@genera1013 he should have gotten the talking shark, or another talking shark if he's not available, to serve as a double then

    • @onesaucynougat7471
      @onesaucynougat7471 3 роки тому +1

      No he’s a lizard man

  • @thatlemonadeguy6742
    @thatlemonadeguy6742 3 роки тому +264

    So this movie basically has the same plot as the 4th Spy Kids movie: a parent must stop being part of an organization that saves the world because of their family, a big problem appears so they have to go back to action, the main kids go to the organization HQ where they get locked up for their safety, the entire organization gets defeated, the children escape but the adults try to stop them, an old family friend helps them, and at the end they realize the bad guy was the leader of the organization. It even has the same villain twist where if you play with the name letters you discover the villain (they just spelled it backwards instead of an anagram). Yikes.

  • @brucelectro2761
    @brucelectro2761 3 роки тому +9

    19:00 No, he isn’t JUST overpowered. He’s basically OMNIPOTENT. The kid turned into a literal GOD by believing in himself.

  • @wintersoldier164
    @wintersoldier164 3 роки тому +17

    i think taylor didn't came back because he didn't want robert to find out, when your co star going to play batman, and you going to play a character called shark boy, you know you are in a bad place

    • @valentinafariello5733
      @valentinafariello5733 3 роки тому +1

      I kinda wanted that to happen: just imagine the Team Jacob and Team Edward teenage girls (now grown women) fight against each other once again. Who's better? *The dark and pale guy full of mistery and with a tragic backstory or the always wet and well built funny guy?*

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 3 роки тому +1

      @@valentinafariello5733 well one is batman

  • @idreamed_adream2
    @idreamed_adream2 3 роки тому +455

    I don't understand how sharkboy and lavagirl, who couldn't even hold hands and had to hold fingers, could make a child. Did they do in vitro fertilization??

    • @mrlouis2244
      @mrlouis2244 3 роки тому +107

      The power of imagination my man

    • @SirNerdLeroy
      @SirNerdLeroy 3 роки тому +130

      The only explanation I can think of is that their powers weren't as easy to control when they were kids, but now they can manage their powers more. Lavagirl probably found a way to keep herself cool in specific parts of her body.

    • @mrlouis2244
      @mrlouis2244 3 роки тому +19

      @@SirNerdLeroy now that you saod that, in the dream world didnt he imagined himself with super strsgtnh and speed?

    • @Mars-dw2zc
      @Mars-dw2zc 3 роки тому +52

      lava girl isnt hot when shes asleep.... maybe she gave sharkboy permission to stick it in her while she was out

    • @mrlouis2244
      @mrlouis2244 3 роки тому +21

      @@Mars-dw2zc its just a movie so lets keep a "power of love" kinda ßtuff ok

  • @spoodercat3980
    @spoodercat3980 3 роки тому +597

    When I first heard about the sequel I thought that the daughter of Lava Girl and Shark Boy would be the main character, y’know, their daughter, the fetus that Lava Girl and Shark Boy made. I wasn’t really looking forward for this but this movie was lower than my expectations and I didn’t even have any.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 роки тому +49

      How this is called Shark Boy and Lava Girl I have no idea. Not only are they side characters but all members of their family are side characters. It’s NOT a Shark Boy and Lava Girl movie it’s a random little girl with no super powers movie.

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah why isn’t she around the age as those kids

    • @nerdwarp112
      @nerdwarp112 3 роки тому +29

      @@MamaMOB To be fair, it’s just called We Can Be Heroes. Their names aren’t in the title. It’s still disappointing that their roles are so minor, though.

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 роки тому +22

      Or like make a continuation of max grown up or sum shit I mean at least give an explanation on why they are in the real world in the first place

    • @verminscum
      @verminscum 3 роки тому +6

      @@MamaMOB its not called shark boy and lava girl. its just a another movie in the same universe basically.

  • @ajpowell7204
    @ajpowell7204 2 роки тому +8

    Can we also talk about how their parents powers had nothing to do with the kids powers

  • @alenphull
    @alenphull 3 роки тому +6

    plot twist: the heroics were actually killed and replaced by shapeshifters who lulled the world into a false sense of security with the whole "it was all a test" thing

  • @maxm2053
    @maxm2053 3 роки тому +393

    I thought the OG Shark Boy and Lava Girl was a figment of imagination by that one kid who used to dra in his notebook at school? Like George Lopez was his teacher and they were characters the kid created, but now its a whole superhero Universe?

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 роки тому +62

      Yeah, sometimes sequels are weird.

    • @idreamed_adream2
      @idreamed_adream2 3 роки тому +113

      Right? They lived on planet drool. Idk why they're on earth or whatever now

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 3 роки тому +29

      Maybe the sequel takes place in an imaginary version of Earth? I watched the OG Sharkboy and Lavagirl as a kid over a decade ago, but I’ve never seen the sequel aside from Drew Golden’s review of it.

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 роки тому +22

      @@MikeJr9284 I don't think that exists, I think they added them for cash grab ngl.

    • @megmoo96
      @megmoo96 3 роки тому +39

      @@idreamed_adream2 @Max M Because at the end of the movie, max got the power to make his dreams real. So, sharkboy and lava girl ended up becoming real people and ended up staying on Earth with him. sharkboy became king of the ocean and used his submarine to find his father. and, lava girl became queen of earth’s volcanoes. sooo, they are chillin on earth by the end of the movie - not planet drool anymore.

  • @SharkieOttark
    @SharkieOttark 3 роки тому +407

    So frickin disappointed. How to fix:
    1. make guppy the main character
    2. Give sharkboy some damn lines
    3. Less annoying

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 3 роки тому +44

      4. Acapella admits her power just makes things float and she’s an annoying choir kid who lied about how her power works

    • @eyelessnosea1413
      @eyelessnosea1413 3 роки тому +10

      The fact that you're trying to fix this literal abortion of a movie is a sin, period.

    • @thegrandxbunny2073
      @thegrandxbunny2073 3 роки тому +6

      and definitely, FIX THAT HORRID ENDING!!

    • @DeputyFish
      @DeputyFish 2 роки тому +7

      @@eyelessnosea1413 i mean someone has to do it or else were stuck with this
      i think not fixing it is a sin

    • @eyelessnosea1413
      @eyelessnosea1413 2 роки тому +1

      @@DeputyFish and how does "erasing it from the annals of history and people's minds forever" sound?

  • @wrathgaming2323
    @wrathgaming2323 3 роки тому +22

    the singing girl was like 80% of the work in the movie

  • @cicadamp3152
    @cicadamp3152 3 роки тому +4

    8:50 that aged well lmao

  • @sxs-te4uj
    @sxs-te4uj 3 роки тому +135

    I like to think that the director was just high while at a board meeting and forgot his original movie idea and just made this up on the spot.
    Also, they named the kid in the wheelchair Wheels. Let that sink in.

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 роки тому +10

      Dude, he's literally just Wheels from Burger King

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 роки тому +7

      Reminds me of american dad

    • @d.tsukuyomi1869
      @d.tsukuyomi1869 3 роки тому +13

      It's the same as naming a black superhero "Captain N-word".

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 роки тому +6

      @@d.tsukuyomi1869 kinda surprised that there isn't a rapper named n-word

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 3 роки тому +7

      And his own dad calls him that! Is that his actual name or is his dad just a dick

  • @CristinaB228
    @CristinaB228 3 роки тому +226

    "Thank God that grandma has a button that pushes bushes to the side!"
    Why is this sentence so funny? 😂

  • @theevilpinkcreeper9986
    @theevilpinkcreeper9986 3 роки тому +8

    Pig man put the sponsorship at the end of the vid. He's the true heroic of all of this.

  • @Le0ne_651
    @Le0ne_651 2 роки тому +6

    “My disappointment… is immeasurable…
    and my day is ruined.”

  • @therookiepotato457
    @therookiepotato457 3 роки тому +200

    When the kids started crying in the prison I told my friend “is guppy gonna use their tears?” As a joke, then they did it...

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 3 роки тому +8

      She could have taken some of the water from people's bodies. People are mostly jiggly water sacks.

    • @funnyman8161
      @funnyman8161 3 роки тому +15

      @@seiyuokamihimura5082 But Bloodbending is a forbidden art

  • @rebeccamorrison3666
    @rebeccamorrison3666 3 роки тому +135

    I’m convinced the Mandalorian was put in carbonite for a hot minute and this was just a fever dream he had

  • @baconsand9345
    @baconsand9345 2 роки тому +7

    "Hey, let's just give a character everything. Just give him every power known to man."
    Saiki K was born.

  • @ianvs3
    @ianvs3 3 роки тому +15

    How the heck did shark boy die so easily he literally sweeped the enemies last time

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck 3 роки тому +323

    0% rotten tomatos
    -They didnt ring the Dingster

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 роки тому +7

      Isn't the Dingster dead?

    • @yoshikagekira5880
      @yoshikagekira5880 3 роки тому +5

      @@bigbearkat2010 he’s not but even if then, if you ring him, he’d probably brand the devil and umbrella the fuck out of dodge.
      Edit: wait did you mean the actor...?

    • @masterroshi3700
      @masterroshi3700 3 роки тому +3

      *sad gonk noises*

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 роки тому +2

      @@yoshikagekira5880 yeah I meant the actor which I kind of figured extended to the character

    • @yoshikagekira5880
      @yoshikagekira5880 3 роки тому

      @@bigbearkat2010 this is tragic beyond compare

  • @VeeHarmony
    @VeeHarmony 3 роки тому +488

    I'm just wondering how they managed to improve but not improve in CGI.

    • @maurabasemen5506
      @maurabasemen5506 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/vI0Sbv_xVi8/v-deo.html

    • @spoodercat3980
      @spoodercat3980 3 роки тому +5

      I can’t find what their budget is but it would probably be 30 million usd as I’ve seen the budget for Lavagirl and Sharkboy.
      So they had millions of dollars to use but completely ignored the cgi

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 роки тому +5

      What did they improve? Not the story or acting. So what improved???

    • @katemiller7415
      @katemiller7415 3 роки тому +3

      @@MamaMOB they used it to get pedro pascal in the movie

    • @vlanjos4807
      @vlanjos4807 3 роки тому +1

      i think the cgi is a conscious stylistic choice. like its supposed to look goofy and out of a child's imagination.

  • @jazminrodriguez5261
    @jazminrodriguez5261 3 роки тому +36

    OH LOrd I find the Missy Girl so annoying. She's totally useless. Just make a movie about Guppy.

  • @PeanutStrawberry
    @PeanutStrawberry 2 роки тому +4

    To be honest... a dude with leg muscles so strong he'd run so fast it'd break his legs... is a fuck'd up yet genious idea.
    For a well-written story.

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 3 роки тому +502

    Guppy is the only kid that matters, she’s the most adorable, the least annoying, and most badass

    • @WrodrunbyDon
      @WrodrunbyDon 3 роки тому +18

      damn he skipped right tf over this comment

    • @duplicarus
      @duplicarus 3 роки тому +2

      @@WrodrunbyDon appears so

    • @brezn_4183
      @brezn_4183 3 роки тому +4

      Nah the least annoying was acapella guppy was kinda cringey

    • @hopelessgodofmisery118
      @hopelessgodofmisery118 3 роки тому +15

      Me and my friend really liked slow mo, he was pretty much useless but was adorably useless, also the closest to happiness I got watching this movie was slow mo being useful and him high-fiving his dad at a normal speed

    • @medaka-chankurokami1882
      @medaka-chankurokami1882 3 роки тому

      @@brezn_4183 k

  • @JoyScreams
    @JoyScreams 3 роки тому +479

    sharkboys dong is made of water so if he puts it in lava, it turns into obsidian, because minecraft

    • @poopa_stinka
      @poopa_stinka 3 роки тому +55

      Then the lava lights it and boom nether in his urethra

    • @pigeon1923
      @pigeon1923 3 роки тому +27

      This thread is fucking golden

    • @Ygdegkhbc
      @Ygdegkhbc 3 роки тому +26

      @Gold Source but what if his fire of resistance potion wears off while he is finishing

    • @larsgotcars5669
      @larsgotcars5669 3 роки тому +15

      No it would burn

    • @lane_positive_vibesbodybui7927
      @lane_positive_vibesbodybui7927 3 роки тому +2

      Does the carson shaerer dance

  • @ShadowBotboi
    @ShadowBotboi 3 роки тому +4

    11:31 my new favorite sound

  • @thedaisygirl207
    @thedaisygirl207 3 роки тому +3

    8:08 I like that the camera man is just standing there filming.
    Even if it was fake, shouldn’t one of the kids have reacted to the fact that while all the heroes were getting kidnapped the cameraman just continued filming without any issues or camera shakes.

  • @teagangraybill8160
    @teagangraybill8160 3 роки тому +178

    "the heroics didn't even do anything!" Untrue. Lava girl hit another heroic. So... There's that. Great video 😊

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 роки тому +19

      Damn, she friendly fired. Damn, she's really good.

    • @masinhunt9500
      @masinhunt9500 3 роки тому +3

      @@kayden232ou As an American, I know friendly fire really well 😃

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 роки тому +2

      @@masinhunt9500 As an american, I know murder really well.

  • @spoiledmilk2198
    @spoiledmilk2198 3 роки тому +190

    I thought Max from the first movie had dreamed up of Sharkboy and Lava Girl. Then yes they came to life buh it was all Max’s doing. He’s the one who’s created those characters and he’s not even in this movie? Kinda odd if ya ask me

    • @lukeroastspeople9527
      @lukeroastspeople9527 3 роки тому +4

      Ik

    • @ack434
      @ack434 3 роки тому +24

      If only Max was the father of Missy instead of that other guy.

    • @iden4467
      @iden4467 3 роки тому +3

      That must mean hes alive I'm tbis world then, and he must be still dreaming them, maybe in a coma?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 роки тому +17

      @@iden4467 Considering Max had Reality-Warping powers as a kid, as an adult that dude must be like Dr. Manhattan.

    • @iden4467
      @iden4467 3 роки тому

      @@cartooncritique6625 on god

  • @bluerox8812
    @bluerox8812 3 роки тому +15

    How the hell did my cousin like sharkboy and lavagirl and the sequel. But he never liked spy kids
    Even sharkboy’s lullaby is better than accapella’s singing

  • @zariyastewart5886
    @zariyastewart5886 3 роки тому +19

    I thought it was gonna take place on Planet drool. Was so disappointed when it wasn’t.
    I actually wouldn’t have minded the movie being about children, but wish it had Max’s child (their father would’ve been a daydreamer, mother the ice princess, gpa is Mr.Electric), Linus child, etc.Sharkboy and lava girls daughter was a good idea, but ultimately a let down.

  • @HemmTBM
    @HemmTBM 3 роки тому +126

    I can't wait for the Endgame with the Spy Kids, Lava Girl and Shark Boy and the dinkster

  • @diegovera1353
    @diegovera1353 3 роки тому +78

    The only good bit of this movie is the slow motion kid, he’s been punished for his cosmic crimes of time travel

  • @hallbjornthefirebreather8376
    @hallbjornthefirebreather8376 Рік тому +3

    Then in the post credit scene, Max wakes up from his 14 year coma and it was all just a dream.

  • @giantclaw138
    @giantclaw138 3 роки тому +7

    Pedro Pascal's been letting himself go ever since he gave up baby yoda...

  • @faralteezee4474
    @faralteezee4474 3 роки тому +168

    So, *this is where the budget for Alita 2 went.*

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 роки тому +13

      *inner screams of terror*

    • @skinni_the_P00hBear
      @skinni_the_P00hBear 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, um...are we still getting a sequel to Alita? 👀

    • @faralteezee4474
      @faralteezee4474 3 роки тому

      @@skinni_the_P00hBear Most likely after _The Wu Flu_ gets controlled and we get out of the scrapped script from Tom Clancy's The Division.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 роки тому

      @@faralteezee4474 If you think the Corona Virus shit show is ever ending, oh boy, do I have a bridge to sell ya

  • @aidanharrison5796
    @aidanharrison5796 3 роки тому +508

    I hate these kinda movies, the “children can do stuff too! Children are just as good as adults!”

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 3 роки тому +123

      Especially when they aren't. Children are fucking useless.

    • @aidanharrison5796
      @aidanharrison5796 3 роки тому +13

      @@OneFinalAutumn fr

    • @br3y0nn4
      @br3y0nn4 3 роки тому +41

      As a child I agree 😀 We are useless and most of us know it and own that shit.

    • @aidanharrison5796
      @aidanharrison5796 3 роки тому +76

      @@br3y0nn4 I don’t believe that children are incapable of doing heroic things and defending themselves, but when it comes to stopping the destruction of a city... Children are NOT a go too lol.

    • @MistaFin
      @MistaFin 3 роки тому +36

      @@aidanharrison5796 I feel like it’s only acceptable in anime and that’s just about it

  • @selfgaming1456
    @selfgaming1456 3 роки тому +17

    I’d like to think over time Lavagirl could control her powers like how she could lower her heart rate by sleepwalking? She could probably learn to touch stuff without burning it.

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 7 місяців тому

      How can you control anything when you’re sleepwalking.

  • @jamesblakeley4329
    @jamesblakeley4329 2 роки тому +3

    12:57 I swear that the guy in yellow was in “The Wiggles”

  • @dg9444
    @dg9444 3 роки тому +523

    I don’t get how people actually got paid to make this movie.

    • @bepisyt8394
      @bepisyt8394 3 роки тому +24

      i don't get why people starred in this movie

    • @akaoni7946
      @akaoni7946 3 роки тому +26

      Idk how they got pedro pascal

    • @soggymobflip
      @soggymobflip 3 роки тому +4

      @@akaoni7946 Robert Rodriguez did an episode of Mandalorian.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 роки тому

      @@bepisyt8394 because money

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 роки тому

      @@akaoni7946 money

  • @ansixi4194
    @ansixi4194 3 роки тому +126

    "it's like you watched a movie and then find out it was all a dream" so it is a true sequel to sharkboy and lavagirl

    • @itsDjjayy
      @itsDjjayy 2 роки тому

      If the audience do not agree then

  • @freehamm
    @freehamm 3 роки тому +8

    The only reason shark boy doesn’t talk was because of his child.

  • @DarkCipher-1
    @DarkCipher-1 2 роки тому +1

    12:00 I’m pretty sure the kid who rewinds time is the only one that makes sense since he can just repeat the same lesson over and over

  • @lookinskinny
    @lookinskinny 3 роки тому +83

    my question is HOW TF DOES THIS WORK IN THE SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL CIMEMATIC UNIVERSE

    • @deadpoolnerd
      @deadpoolnerd 3 роки тому +25

      The only way this was all actually just another one of Max's dreams.

    • @athensmorningstar7809
      @athensmorningstar7809 3 роки тому +8

      Yea this is my question WHERE THE FUDGE IS MAX, did they just forget the ENTIRE SHARKBOY ABD LAVAGIRL MOVIE

    • @lookinskinny
      @lookinskinny 3 роки тому +2

      @@athensmorningstar7809 IT IS SUCH A DISCRACE

    • @athensmorningstar7809
      @athensmorningstar7809 3 роки тому +1

      @@lookinskinny IKR

    • @Erik_Montesinos
      @Erik_Montesinos 3 роки тому

      They become real at the end of the first movie

  • @raikojanes5972
    @raikojanes5972 Рік тому +3

    17:00
    BionicPIG: "How are all of these kids, just beating the shit out of fully grown adults?!"
    Me: i guess the aliens are extremely weak

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 3 роки тому +40

    "Sharkboi and lavas' kid is main character!" -rob rodriguez
    *their kid gets hardly anything to do*
    the acting sucks af

  • @pixelthekitten395
    @pixelthekitten395 3 роки тому +334

    Why the heck is he still called shark boy when he's the 40 year old divorced dad. Btw love your vids, especially the cartoon episodes that scarred me videos 😊

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 роки тому +42

      Well he’s not divorced or 40 so…
      I mean unless you consider being still married to someone as divorced and being 28 as being 40.

    • @umaruchan6900
      @umaruchan6900 3 роки тому +31

      Shark man 🗿

    • @jbba3076
      @jbba3076 3 роки тому +14

      @@MamaMOB still, why we still call him shark boy is beyond me

    • @abyssalgaming9994
      @abyssalgaming9994 3 роки тому +14

      Shark *MAN*

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 роки тому +32

      Lavagirl too, like tf movie she's Lavawoman now

  • @RedNinja115
    @RedNinja115 3 роки тому +155

    "OH GOD, SHES GOT SHARK STRENGTH"

  • @quikkflicks1141
    @quikkflicks1141 3 роки тому +3

    12:47 Look for the gummy bear album in store on November 13

  • @somebuns7477
    @somebuns7477 3 роки тому +35

    when my brother first saw this, he asked "how did he get his sardine in her volcano?" hes 12

  • @TyphoonTYUIOP
    @TyphoonTYUIOP 3 роки тому +210

    You know Robert Rodriguez is like the Reddit 50/50 of the film industry. Sometimes he makes great movies like Alita: Battle Angel or From Dawn till Dusk and then sometimes you get stuff like this...

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 роки тому +15

      Alita being good definteily isnt a popular opinion. Also who made Dusk Till Dawn is debatable, Directing was Rodriguez, but script was written mostly by Tarantino

    • @TyphoonTYUIOP
      @TyphoonTYUIOP 3 роки тому +10

      @@eightcoins4401 Well guess,
      YOU'RE WRONG
      (about Alita)

    • @squeezyjibbz7407
      @squeezyjibbz7407 3 роки тому

      @@TyphoonTYUIOP *you're

    • @TyphoonTYUIOP
      @TyphoonTYUIOP 3 роки тому

      @@squeezyjibbz7407 happy now?

    • @sleepylad9829
      @sleepylad9829 3 роки тому +2

      @@TyphoonTYUIOP his talking about his opinion but then again the internet doesn't really know *opinions*

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 2 роки тому +2

    "Oh no.. she got SHARK STRENGTH!!!" - Best line of the movie

  • @wonshikie8153
    @wonshikie8153 2 роки тому +1

    The only time I laughed during this film is near the end when Slo-mo is running towards his dad and the dad is holding out his arms waiting. It flickers back and forth to show slo mo slowly making his way towards the hug

  • @natto4now
    @natto4now 3 роки тому +63

    I find it funny how every single UA-camr that make a video about this movie calls it a shark boy and lava girl sequel when it dosnt have to do with anything from the first movie

    • @jadeandjesse5908
      @jadeandjesse5908 3 роки тому +7

      I don't even know what this movie is actually called and that's okay

    • @leandropeixotodemelo7610
      @leandropeixotodemelo7610 3 роки тому +6

      The name is We Can Be Heroes. I see the trailer sometimes on Netflix after my little brother finishes watching some animation. It makes pretty clear it is a movie about children of superheroes; why do everyone keep seeing it as a Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel? Maybe it was marketed as such on news?

    • @deadpoolnerd
      @deadpoolnerd 3 роки тому +12

      It's cause marketing for the film was heavily like from the maker of spy kids and shark boy and lava girl. Trailers immediately showing the two most of their fight scenes. Then quick cut to the new kids, so it seemed first off more like a sequel next gen type of movie about sharkboy and lava girl.

  • @woIfgutz
    @woIfgutz 3 роки тому +33

    0:16 i like how you brought up that Robert Rodriguez did work on The Mandalorian but didn't even say anything about the fact that Missy's dad is literally played by Pedro Pascal, WHO IS THE MANDALORIAN😭

    • @user-xy2ym7ee5j
      @user-xy2ym7ee5j 2 роки тому +2

      I thought i was mad trippin and searching for this comment lmao

  • @vannahp9509
    @vannahp9509 2 роки тому +3

    This movie genuinely feels like they had a just a generic kid super hero movie about 85% finished then some exec realized that nostalgia pandering was super popular so they decided to throw in sharkboy and lava girl in last second because money, I guess. That or maybe there was a SbLg sequel script that got scrapped at some point but they already made the costumes and got Lava Girl's og actress so they just put them in this so they don't go to waste.

  • @ninjafaceify
    @ninjafaceify 3 роки тому +2

    Does this all imply that Max from the original movie is just an omega level reality warper? Like he can literally just imagine something and conjure it into existence with little to no effort. Why is he not the leader of the heroics? HE LITERALLY CREATED TWO OF THEIR STRONGEST MEMBERS IN HIS SLEEP

  • @falconizer642
    @falconizer642 3 роки тому +31

    As soon as it was announced Taylor wouldn't reprise his role as Sharkboy, I knew it would be bad.
    I mean he agreed to do TWILIGHT

  • @brainjacker3855
    @brainjacker3855 3 роки тому +49

    This is the shitty version of that one Young Justice episode where the League "dies" and the team has to replace them

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 2 роки тому +9

      And that one was on complete accident. They went in knowing it was, but Miss. Martian took control unknowingly, and it had legit consequences on everyone. Therapy and stuff. ...i miss young justice

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 2 роки тому +8

    So is this all happening in Max's head or did they just forget he was a character?

    • @sumisu2578
      @sumisu2578 2 роки тому +1

      Max did some drugs and this is what happened

    • @itsDjjayy
      @itsDjjayy 2 роки тому +1

      @@sumisu2578 🤣🤣that's messed up

  • @minakohiashi8882
    @minakohiashi8882 3 роки тому +3

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the part where they drop the key card down the hole.
    Sure the stretchy kid can't reach that far but we have a girl who can float. When they finally got someone down the hole they couldn't bring her back up so Wild Card had to teleport down there anyway.

  • @justbecausewhynot5692
    @justbecausewhynot5692 3 роки тому +31

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is the fact that the girl would not know who David Bowie is

  • @deeviousrat
    @deeviousrat 3 роки тому +65

    it feels like they didn’t consider their audience when titling this movie. or maybe they did and it’s literally movie clickbait lmao

  • @mockingbird_lullaby4962
    @mockingbird_lullaby4962 3 роки тому +6

    I just realized something. Just like Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the ending was 'just a dream'- in this case, just a test. Really making the movie as close as a sequel, aren't they.
    Also, love your hair-

  • @MsUnamusedNerd
    @MsUnamusedNerd 3 роки тому +2

    They could have made this a better coming of age story where the kids apprentice under their parents. A cool father daughter film with Shark boy teaching his daughter how to use her powers would have been better.

  • @markmelkonian4695
    @markmelkonian4695 3 роки тому +349

    Probably not gonna see this but you actually make me laugh a shit ton lmfaoo

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 3 роки тому +36

    When I got the notification I said to myself, "didn't I watched this already?". Then I realized the video I was talking about was from Drew Gooden.

  • @slendy3823
    @slendy3823 3 роки тому +2

    Wheels: my legs are so strong that I can't contain it so I use a wheel chair
    Me: so is Deku and you don't see him crying about

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 3 роки тому +4

    the lack of lavagirl and sharkboy feels like a scam

  • @FloridaMan_123
    @FloridaMan_123 3 роки тому +177

    Pedro pascal should be the only one who gets a pass in this movie

  • @evediby2183
    @evediby2183 3 роки тому +55

    Slow-mo stressed me out the whole damn movie😭