Was Kangaroo Jack A Bad Movie?

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  • @robbiesilverwolf
    @robbiesilverwolf 3 роки тому +2383

    Pretty sure this was a lot of kids first experience with false advertising lol

    • @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko
      @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko 3 роки тому +56

      Well, It was mine

    • @mcpheefan21
      @mcpheefan21 3 роки тому +34

      It was definitely mine.

    • @razordad7546
      @razordad7546 3 роки тому +96

      I as a little kid, was stoked to watch this movie when I saw ads for it on Cartoon Network like 2006-2007. I thought it was going to be another Looney Tunes Back in Action. But fuck no, the first like forty minutes was this trash buddy comedy mafia thing, rapping Kangaroo for 3 mins. then more unfunny bullshit.

    • @richardwarnke9664
      @richardwarnke9664 3 роки тому +29

      As a canadian we had the north american house hippo commercial which destroyed our trusts in advertisments which im glad they did or else id have gotten my mom to buy this for me lol

    • @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd
      @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd 3 роки тому +1

      For sure man.

  • @cafebrianna
    @cafebrianna 3 роки тому +1112

    I’ll admit...watching hyper sexualized and terrible movies when I was young may have damaged something between my synapses.

    • @ItsMeRhaine
      @ItsMeRhaine 3 роки тому +38

      I have a very low sense of humor

    • @claudiah.2935
      @claudiah.2935 3 роки тому +24

      I’m realizing this as I’m watching the video lol

    • @IsaiahSenku
      @IsaiahSenku 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 3 роки тому +5

      Fried 🤯

    • @gur262
      @gur262 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/F16dFiU9_uc/v-deo.html

  • @lefteyereport6354
    @lefteyereport6354 3 роки тому +505

    the kangaroo was literally added last minute by a producer who saw that the movie was a disastrous attempt at a crime film comedy, so they literally intentionally just added a quick scene of the dream kangaroo rapping so that they could put it in the trailer and sell it as a kid's movie

  • @zoruamaster2495
    @zoruamaster2495 3 роки тому +501

    They unironically said “No homo”
    Dear god

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 роки тому +16

      That's how the term was initially used.

    • @snipercow861
      @snipercow861 3 роки тому +9

      No hetero

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 роки тому +5

      @@snipercow861 oh my god I'm so offended right now why did u do dis to me I'm minority hetero I need representation poor me, plz netflix make my character's personality be solely based on the fact that he's hetero like you do with the LGTBABSYSHDHSBDUDUSBEISOALQPPASNZ+ community
      Who actually cares? It's an old movie

    • @ourslashgarbotm6309
      @ourslashgarbotm6309 3 роки тому +23

      @@thebadwolf3088 I don't want sound rude, but who exactly is this directed at? People who say 'no homo' or the people who don't appreciate people saying it unironically?

    • @nite4102
      @nite4102 2 роки тому +20

      @@thebadwolf3088 this man really lost their shit over a pretty dumb, harmless joke. No need to get worked up-- jeez

  • @ollobjolloold7648
    @ollobjolloold7648 3 роки тому +802

    Oh you sweet sweet wholesome boy, the thing about the beauty school was a gay joke. He was making a gay joke

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 3 роки тому +56

      *sigh* why did Christopher Walken sign up for this sack of shit movie? Did he really need the money that badly?

    • @jacobvanausdeln1696
      @jacobvanausdeln1696 3 роки тому +15

      Yes

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 3 роки тому +38

      And tbh this is not only unfunny but cringy
      Like lack of father would make every kid gay

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 роки тому +21

      @@victorconway444 Who doesn't want practically free money for little work?

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 роки тому +12

      @@JotaC Well obviously not but it's a joke. And the dude is like your typical tough guy macho mafia boss, it makes sense for the character

  • @ukonnokia
    @ukonnokia 3 роки тому +3012

    Oh man this was a real movie? I though I just had a fever dream, after researching Australia.

    • @reallyriley123
      @reallyriley123 3 роки тому +37

      BRO ME TOO XD

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 3 роки тому +48

      Nah I definitely own the DVD and still wonder how I got finessed like that.

    • @savannah2880
      @savannah2880 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @patrickmahoney3396
      @patrickmahoney3396 3 роки тому +5

      Exact same here

    • @cammymc3674
      @cammymc3674 3 роки тому +25

      @@sparco956 If you have kids or going to have kids let them watch it as punishment,that's way your money wasn't wasted.

  • @koichidignitythief7429
    @koichidignitythief7429 3 роки тому +818

    Somehow this movie makes Crocodile Dundee a better representation of Australia.

  • @voice5776
    @voice5776 3 роки тому +379

    IS NOBODY GOING TO BRING UP THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF TITLING THE VIDEO "IS KANGAROO JACK KANGAROO WACK?"

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel 3 роки тому +1526

    The lack of _”it’s Peta Jones”_ intro makes me severely disappointed

    • @sadbeans8471
      @sadbeans8471 3 роки тому +70

      Not the same but I'll give it to you
      IT'S PETA JOONEEEESSS

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 роки тому +10

      Yes what a letdown.

    • @bean8721
      @bean8721 3 роки тому +7

      Princess Bowtruckle it’s gonna be ok hush hush

    • @myname4577
      @myname4577 3 роки тому +14

      I didn’t even notice at first I just said it out loud on instinct and filled it into the video

    • @Sedna_B
      @Sedna_B 3 роки тому +4

      same, I was totally expecting it after he de-reformed. we need the intro!

  • @gr1ndc0re_v1ctim
    @gr1ndc0re_v1ctim 3 роки тому +706

    This is a film that I would expect Adam Sandler to be in
    Edit: WHEN THE
    BOTTOM TEXT

    • @DirtyRiverJon
      @DirtyRiverJon 3 роки тому +27

      Actually Rob Schneider lol

    • @morgan6600
      @morgan6600 3 роки тому +18

      oh i’m sure they tried desperately to get him

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 роки тому +28

      I never thought I would say this, but the movie would’ve been better if Adam Sandler was in it.

    • @gibbysshirtp5583
      @gibbysshirtp5583 3 роки тому +6

      Matthew Jensen I was thinking the same thing

    • @pml0206
      @pml0206 3 роки тому +1

      peterianstaker1 Australia loves Adam Sandler

  • @meganbrubaker7628
    @meganbrubaker7628 3 роки тому +282

    Wait didn't Kangaroo Jack rap? Like isn't there a scene where he raps "I'm gonna knock you out" or was that a fever dream

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 3 роки тому +92

      I thought the same thing. That song is from the animated Kangaroo Jack movie.
      Edit: Yes, there are two Kangaroo Jack movies that my brain combined into one.

    • @jeremysutton5970
      @jeremysutton5970 3 роки тому +16

      me too i clearlt remember that song too

    • @ritabegaxv2
      @ritabegaxv2 2 роки тому +22

      It's the Animated movie.

    • @liviekumori
      @liviekumori 2 роки тому +4

      There's another movie? what?

    • @MaiTmaiful
      @MaiTmaiful 2 роки тому +8

      He raps about his name being Jackie Legs i think 😂

  • @bostonbolles9365
    @bostonbolles9365 3 роки тому +34

    My dad died when I was 13 years old and it was a big impact on my life... I now work at K&L Beauty Salon.

  • @sfooshy4517
    @sfooshy4517 3 роки тому +843

    I remember watching this on Cartoon Network and being so confused when the Kangaroo was a douche bag instead of a cute funny talking animal.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 3 роки тому +60

      wasn’t there also an animated kangaroo jack movie? or am i just imagining that?

    • @goddessofchaos7754
      @goddessofchaos7754 3 роки тому +83

      @@whatthehellisthis there was actually and it was WAY better than this...film. I remember watching only a few bits of it as a kid but it was way more entertaining than this one.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 3 роки тому +16

      CeCe Mag the only thing i remember about it was that there were farting camels in the last scene

    • @rabbadidi7385
      @rabbadidi7385 3 роки тому +34

      Most real life kangaroos are douchebags.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +12

      Nive Is Unicorn Fluff Kangaroo Jack: G’Day USA

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 3 роки тому +616

    For some reason this movie is called "Kangaroo Jackpot" in Russian

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 3 роки тому +107

      That kind of makes more sense since it's sort of a play on the money aspect, like the kangaroo is Jack and he also has the "jackpot" of money?

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 3 роки тому +28

      @@doperagu8471 isn't the original title already a pun, because the kangaroo jack(ed the money)

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheDonutMan3000 hahaha good point!! I didn't think of that 😂

    • @iamoddson
      @iamoddson 3 роки тому

      Блин

    • @samurailobster6561
      @samurailobster6561 3 роки тому +4

      Jangaroo Krackpot

  • @liamd9102
    @liamd9102 3 роки тому +69

    I swear I remember the main roles being played by Owen Wilson and eddie Murphy but I also remember this movie being hilarious so who knows

    • @billpardy4094
      @billpardy4094 2 роки тому +26

      This is the funniest example of the Mandela affect I’ve heard of in a while

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 роки тому +14

      @@billpardy4094 Yeah, especially since that if Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy were in this, maybe it wouldn't have sucked as much.

    • @MiceWithLice
      @MiceWithLice 2 роки тому +6

      @@shawnfields2369 I wanna watch THAT movie instead

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 роки тому +2

      @@MiceWithLice Same here.

    • @proantagonist5042
      @proantagonist5042 Рік тому +2

      No better yet Jackie Chan and will smith in this movie instead haha imagine that

  • @pml0206
    @pml0206 3 роки тому +54

    As an Aussie I have to say I love this movie. A kangaroo in a hoodie is comedy gold. And yes Australia’s outback country does look like an old saloon.

  • @tiamaria652
    @tiamaria652 3 роки тому +734

    I’m Australian and I don’t know a single person who speaks like that. Yeah we abbreviate some things but we don’t speak like “Aw yeah goin to the thunder box droppin a log then havin a shrimp on the barby crikey mate”. Also we don’t say “shrimp” we call them prawns. Thank you.

    • @rebeccaspookyduran7864
      @rebeccaspookyduran7864 3 роки тому +37

      Thank you. I was looking for this comment. It's what I was expecting.

    • @calamitynatalie8590
      @calamitynatalie8590 3 роки тому +45

      Can confirm, from New Zealand and as much as we have a bit of a rivalry I get really annoyed at the way Ozzies are portrayed in movies. I’ve met heaps and not one ever has spoken like this. It’s lazy assed writing.

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 3 роки тому +51

      We (Americans) do have prawns, they're just different than shrimp. Shrimp tends to refer to the small to regular/medium sized shrimp, whereas prawns refer to the really large shrimp. At least that's always been my understanding.

    • @coddrew4618
      @coddrew4618 3 роки тому +1

      I have a question is the tourists problem

    • @foxjones153
      @foxjones153 3 роки тому

      fax

  • @brandonmclendon5368
    @brandonmclendon5368 3 роки тому +892

    This was actually originally an R rated mob film called Down and Under.

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 3 роки тому +179

      If they had kept it at R, the same amount of people would've seen it except they might've like it

    • @brandonmclendon5368
      @brandonmclendon5368 3 роки тому +102

      Spencer They saw Snow Dogs and how successful it was, and the producers decided that they wanted to do that. It baffles me that the movie didn’t cut out or reshoot the scene where the main character grabs the woman’s boobs.

    • @wastedproductions45
      @wastedproductions45 3 роки тому +79

      @@brandonmclendon5368 Weirdly you could get away with a lot in kids movies back in the early 2000's

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 3 роки тому +26

      Oh, oh you aren't kidding

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 3 роки тому +47

      @@sparco956 Nah, they ended up shoehorning a talking kangaroo and cutting all of the R rated stuff cause the movie was incredibly shit. The only way they could sell it was to trick people into thinking it was a kids film

  • @spiritlypleasing2157
    @spiritlypleasing2157 3 роки тому +36

    My older sister was obsessed with this movie. I've seen it over fifty times no joke when we were younger but now it makes me want to throw up every time I see it

    • @Maliketh8063
      @Maliketh8063 2 роки тому +2

      Man and I thought my brothers were awful

  • @TheAlan136
    @TheAlan136 3 роки тому +14

    As Ian Malcolm. “Are you going to have kangaroos, in your, uhh, Kangaroo movie? Hello?”

  • @Fauna_CR
    @Fauna_CR 3 роки тому +308

    I don't know what hotels you've been to, but every hotel i've ever been to has failed to have a DVD player.

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 3 роки тому +8

      I haven’t even seen a DVD player in AGES

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 3 роки тому +4

      I have been to one just one that had a DVD player

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 3 роки тому +1

      @@SirArthurTheGreat no I have been to lots but only one had a DVD player

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 роки тому +1

      Ours has one but its a condo

  • @alex99x99x
    @alex99x99x 3 роки тому +477

    This movie is like jake Paul, it doesn’t know its audience, they have jokes that are made for 9 yr olds and have jokes for mature audiences

    • @PlatonicPluto
      @PlatonicPluto 3 роки тому +18

      and it doesn't make sense

    • @uranium54321
      @uranium54321 3 роки тому +15

      And it just makes me mad at its sheer stupidity

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 3 роки тому +5

      And it gives me an existential crisis

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 роки тому +3

      Well part of the plot premise lines up too. Them taking pics with an animal thats supposedly dead

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 роки тому +1

      @@chriscanfly6386 The thing is these jokes in childrens media where people actually put thought and effort into it arent as blatantly innaprorpiate and only imply things, so only adults will get it
      here they straight up pose with a dead animal and make very questionable sex jokes without any sort of subtlety
      Jake Paul ,idk I dont watch him, used to have that edgelord type humor everyone trying to knock off Filthy Frank in 2016 had, which is pretty inapprorpirate if no one in your fanbase has even reached an age where theres two digits

  • @yelpsman
    @yelpsman 3 роки тому +12

    That whole PSA part is hilarious cause a roo will absolutely destroy your car or ute. They do serious damage to actual trucks, let alone smaller vehicles.

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 3 роки тому +20

    Never thought I'd hear Filthy Frank talking with Patton Oswald's voice...

  • @dustyfox6511
    @dustyfox6511 3 роки тому +563

    As an Australia I've got to say, most of the time Kangaroos don't give you a choice in whether you hit them or not.
    They'll see your car coming and just violently leap their skull into your wheel well.
    Also yeah, people in central Australia love the weird slang, but like most slang it's only used in casual conversation.

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 3 роки тому +85

      Ah I see, so kangaroos are Australian deer except they jump instead of spring

    • @tornadicace8982
      @tornadicace8982 3 роки тому +11

      Ej Edwards exactly

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 3 роки тому +3

      Is this sarcasm or is this for real?

    • @rainbowramen5375
      @rainbowramen5375 3 роки тому +38

      @@milmil5350 it is real, i can record countless instances where my parents have had near misses with some kangaroos, and my dad has actually accidently hit one too, luckily it got back up and jumped away after because it was an absolute unit of a kangaroo, but it completely screwed up the side of my dads car, it dinted it so hard that the back door on one side of the car doesnt open lol

    • @rpg500e
      @rpg500e 3 роки тому +11

      @@rainbowramen5375/videos I thought I remembered roos being called pests even. A quick google for "kangaroo pest" , first result from nat geo in 2019: "But there are more than twice as many kangaroos as people in Australia, according to official government figures, and many Aussies consider them pests.
      "
      TWICE?! No wonder...

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 3 роки тому +520

    I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was pissed that the kangaroo only got like five minutes of screentime.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 роки тому +38

      The movie is about a Kangaroo.....and you barely get kangaroo? No wondee someone said it should be called "Jack"

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 3 роки тому +28

      I was also disappointed by this as a kid.
      All the commercials made it seem like it was all about the kangaroo. He's barely in the film!

    • @demonitizeddemonz5977
      @demonitizeddemonz5977 3 роки тому +7

      At least there was a cartoon show for it back in the day.

    • @blakegriffin7435
      @blakegriffin7435 3 роки тому +6

      Asia Palmer
      The movie was never about the kangaroo in start with, the movie was so bad at the end they thought they could save it by make it about the kangaroo

    • @watermelonice5929
      @watermelonice5929 Рік тому

      This. I wish it was more actually about the kangaroo

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 3 роки тому +22

    I like to think this whole movie was Christopher Walken’s way of practicing for Balls of Fury.

  • @AustinWrightMusic
    @AustinWrightMusic 3 роки тому +98

    Did he just Forget About Dre and call “The Next Episode” the “thug life” song?

  • @m00nie58
    @m00nie58 3 роки тому +823

    I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking it was the most boring movie I’d ever seen.
    Good to see some things never change.

    • @aaroneichhorn5979
      @aaroneichhorn5979 3 роки тому +14

      like war... war never changes...

    • @cwhatitisb3402
      @cwhatitisb3402 3 роки тому +11

      Same here lol but I LOVED this movie back then but now I seen this and just had some hope in myself cause holy fuck this is a horrible movie 😂

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 3 роки тому +7

      As a kid the only part I liked was the part where they run from the cops and jump down the shaft thing, I would rewatch only that part over and over again, and idk why

    • @noctis1098
      @noctis1098 3 роки тому

      ching hamburger same

    • @thunderouswanderer7753
      @thunderouswanderer7753 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly it was this and Garfield that i vividly remember hating and wanting my time back as a child.

  • @Fuzon-S
    @Fuzon-S 3 роки тому +489

    "Was Kangaroo Jack a bad-"
    Me: YES.
    "-ass character?"
    Me: ...Yes?

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 3 роки тому +9

      Bro... That's kinda cringe.

    • @kokaii7368
      @kokaii7368 3 роки тому +3

      @@justinhenley8700 why

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 3 роки тому +8

      @@kokaii7368 First off, shitty joke. Second, click on this guy's profile and just take a gander. There you go. Cringe.

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 3 роки тому +10

      @Crab those are what we call redditors keep your distance they can get extremely hostile.

    • @flower1316
      @flower1316 3 роки тому +3

      @@justinhenley8700 ummmm no one asked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you just made cause you didn't think about it yourself

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni 3 роки тому +6

    My one favorite thing from Kangaroo Jack is the line from Michael Shannon's character Frankie where he yells, "I'll wear your eyeballs like jewelry!"

  • @vampiregarfield8949
    @vampiregarfield8949 3 роки тому +45

    Jesus, I was so easily entertained as a child that I actually liked this movie 💀

    • @Joes850
      @Joes850 3 роки тому

      I wouldn’t have enjoyed it.

    • @MsPanda876
      @MsPanda876 6 місяців тому

      I loved it lmaooo

    • @joellim6988
      @joellim6988 5 місяців тому +1

      Dude how is this movie bad? Its fun

    • @unvlividian3490
      @unvlividian3490 Місяць тому

      @@joellim6988 Frl dawg this movies gas they just haters lol

  • @aladdinjegham6982
    @aladdinjegham6982 3 роки тому +340

    Can you review a movie called "Daddy Day Care"

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 роки тому +35

      I used to love that movie!

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 3 роки тому +33

      I watched that movie way too many times

    • @cottoncandysoldier9045
      @cottoncandysoldier9045 3 роки тому +23

      Daddy day camp was horrendous lol i forgot about these movies. I used to love daddy daycare with Eddie Murphy. I still think it's ok mostly due to that nostalgia

    • @noasundqvist7090
      @noasundqvist7090 3 роки тому +8

      Damn I watched that a billion times

    • @Bludd_co
      @Bludd_co 3 роки тому

      Only ogd

  • @tanfilmsproductions
    @tanfilmsproductions 3 роки тому +146

    As a kid I always found it weird this movie was about drug lords instead of kangaroos

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 роки тому +9

    As an Australian, I can confirm Kangaroo Jack is actually real and talks. I have met him multiple times.
    Most of the slang in this movie we don't say either.

  • @MoikaPActrice
    @MoikaPActrice 3 роки тому +14

    Omg that movie FREAKED me out as a kid. My teachers played it once a year. I was stuck looking at the celling for two hours each time. Made numerous nightmares about this talking "thing" chasing me and spawning in my house. Fun times

    • @Sphiinxs
      @Sphiinxs 10 місяців тому

      Same here dude, I'm glad that's over with in my life

  • @downrightannoying3922
    @downrightannoying3922 3 роки тому +361

    The movie should be called "Jack."

  • @ThtSunbreaker
    @ThtSunbreaker 3 роки тому +91

    Can tell you right now, I have never called a toilet a 'thunder box' and if I do I will be hanging from the ceiling

    • @lydiaj.stewart5894
      @lydiaj.stewart5894 3 роки тому +4

      Thunder Box is actually the slang for a shirt in Perth.
      Which is why you've never heard the slang.

    • @raythepizza
      @raythepizza 3 роки тому +11

      bro if you're Australian, you're already hanging from the ceiling

  • @TheKnallkorper
    @TheKnallkorper 2 роки тому +5

    The truck falling with fish was obviously a cross over of “Finding Dory”

  • @babbit09
    @babbit09 2 роки тому +5

    17:44 I can't even imagine how that character would feel since he's currently drunk, downed two pots of coffee and a redbull, and now has tranquillizer in him that's powerful/plentiful enough to drop a kangaroo

  • @tayb4662
    @tayb4662 3 роки тому +235

    I could cringe myself into a coma thinking about how much time I spent trying to learn the lame dance from the 'special features' tutorial. Literal coma.

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 3 роки тому +12

      Did you learn it?

    • @mcpheefan21
      @mcpheefan21 3 роки тому +7

      HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LMAO

    • @mcpheefan21
      @mcpheefan21 3 роки тому +13

      @@Arri7979 I did. Wasn't until I learned it that I realized the choreography was trash. It's like not realizing the audition dance from Save the Last Dance is bad until you learn it yourself.

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 3 роки тому +2

      @@mcpheefan21 - Hahaha I love that😂 I probably wouldn't know the choreography was trash until I did it myself too

    • @poopiebrowntip2339
      @poopiebrowntip2339 3 роки тому +3

      You're a legend. kudos

  • @biggiecheese2602
    @biggiecheese2602 3 роки тому +610

    My teacher gave us a movie day where we had two choices, either Monster House or Kangaroo Jack. There were only 80 of us, so I thought it would be pretty obvious what we would watch.
    The entire class except for three people (myself included) chose this shit.

    • @willow612
      @willow612 3 роки тому +188

      Your class was a disappointment 🤦🏻‍♀️ monster house is a masterpiece 👌

    • @Kikol10
      @Kikol10 3 роки тому +69

      Wow, I’m so disappointed in them. What a shame.

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 3 роки тому +56

      Monster house scared the shite outta me when I was younger

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +53

      They chose... poorly...

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 роки тому +30

      The swcond hand embarrassment and shame is real in this story. I feel for your loss

  • @hamishdinger4141
    @hamishdinger4141 3 роки тому +14

    24:24 that's not poop, that REALLY isn't poop, I think it's supposed to be traditional Aboriginal face paint

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 роки тому +6

    13:53 Epic SuperMega reference, also, yes, there are still some towns that are like that.

  • @huggleskuishy
    @huggleskuishy 3 роки тому +259

    My dad died a few years ago, and I immediately signed up for beauty school.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому

      You do you buddy.

    • @David-rn1hn
      @David-rn1hn Рік тому

      um, good for u

    • @themanthrmyththelegend
      @themanthrmyththelegend Рік тому

      Hows it going

    • @B727X
      @B727X Рік тому

      It’s super obvious joke, men without fathers become effeminate without a masculine roll model. Everyone back then in theatres got it.

  • @juliamcalister8655
    @juliamcalister8655 3 роки тому +145

    Can peta jones do a PSA for the kangaroos to stop running at my car when I'm driving in the dead of night next

    • @lydiaj.stewart5894
      @lydiaj.stewart5894 3 роки тому +20

      You can't stop them.
      Once I was in a friends car at 12-something PM and we got surrounded by a horde of them.
      She lives in the suburbs.
      Kangaroos are such shits it's no wonder we eat them.

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 3 роки тому +4

      I can only imagine my friend it must be quite terrifying sometimes whether you accidentally hit one or get surrounded by many also do you really eat them? I’m not judging I’m just curious to be honest

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 3 роки тому +6

      Tyler Jordan we do kangaroo meat is a thing

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 3 роки тому +2

      AusKaiserIV Ah well if you could compare it to anything what would it taste like?

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 3 роки тому +5

      Tyler Jordan honestly haven’t had it in legit like 6 years so I couldn’t tell ya

  • @shazablasta5818
    @shazablasta5818 3 роки тому +12

    I genuinely loved this movie so much as a kid, and even still I find it basically entertaining

  • @Nuskybeach
    @Nuskybeach 3 роки тому +3

    For putting that Supermega clip I LOVE you, that's good taste

  • @theengineer4901
    @theengineer4901 3 роки тому +138

    My grandma passed a while back. She left me a bunch of stuff but one thing that stands out is a dvd of kangaroo jack lol

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 3 роки тому +33

      Sorry for your loss, but I wanna say that sounds like the intro to a creepypasta

    • @NikoJr.
      @NikoJr. 3 роки тому +20

      @@amberwingtundrawing776 "And then Kangaroo Jack hopped on screen and looked straight at me, the viewer, and his eyes bled in a photo-realistic way"

    • @theengineer4901
      @theengineer4901 3 роки тому +2

      Amberwing Tundrawing thank you. I’m sure I could make a pretty good one with it.

    • @lynnkayee1015
      @lynnkayee1015 3 роки тому +2

      When my dad died and I cleaned out his house I found a VHS of Kangaroo Jack he bought when it first came out so I could see it because the rentals were gone. I guarantee that was the one and only time it was ever watched lmao

  • @jojonono27
    @jojonono27 3 роки тому +168

    I've finally figured it out... You are Joji + Chris Ray Guns love child

  • @dimitrimilas4170
    @dimitrimilas4170 3 роки тому +8

    As a Strayan I can confirm this is exactly how we speak 'n act Fahkin' bloody oath cobber I don't even understand 'alf the bloody things I say.

  • @justindenney-hall5875
    @justindenney-hall5875 3 роки тому +12

    I heard "Wood Rocket" is producing a porno spoof called "Kangaroo Jack Off" I hope "The Cinema Snob" does a review of it lol.

  • @thekid3947
    @thekid3947 3 роки тому +151

    My feed: was kangaroo jack a bad movie?
    Me: are you high?
    And then I proceeded to watch

  • @rainbowcritter3904
    @rainbowcritter3904 3 роки тому +189

    I was obsessed with Australia as a kid, I watched Rescuers: Down Under at least once a week, so we went to the local drive in to watch Kangaroo Jack after I begged my parents to see it. The entire audience was families and kids. I fell asleep halfway through.

  • @zacharybunker8790
    @zacharybunker8790 3 роки тому +7

    Definitely wasn’t a poop innuendo they were using on the plane, well they wanted the kids to think so 😂

  • @Catamon09
    @Catamon09 2 роки тому +5

    I remember loving this as child, and my sibling, my cousins, my friends we just loved it. Watching as an adult I think I love it for how absolutely hot garbage it is, like that opening ironic review of it was gold- won't show my kids but will watch it with the boys, that kind of movie

  • @nmrr444
    @nmrr444 3 роки тому +161

    I was doing just fine forgetting about this weird ass movie..

  • @InvoluntaryConclusion
    @InvoluntaryConclusion 3 роки тому +224

    Man calling Charlie Chazza is just Aussie nickname culture, quick example: Bailey becomes Bazza or Bazz

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 3 роки тому +9

      Shane = Shazza, Dave = Dazza etc

    • @danksubstance3246
      @danksubstance3246 3 роки тому +7

      Or Barry. Barry also = Bazza

    • @javis88h
      @javis88h 3 роки тому +11

      We also like to put O at the end of nearly every nick name. "Rob-O" "Dave-O" "Johnn-O"

    • @insayno9959
      @insayno9959 3 роки тому +7

      As an Aussie, I don't believe I have ever heard Bailey get shortenned to Bazza. Bails, yeah, but not Bazza.

    • @AlucardArkaine
      @AlucardArkaine 3 роки тому +5

      Never met anyone called Bailey, so...

  • @PollyGammy
    @PollyGammy 3 роки тому +1

    Your montage song really resonates with me. It’s completely perfect. I laugh so hard when I hear it.

  • @pamelabou-antoun7733
    @pamelabou-antoun7733 3 роки тому +3

    As an Australian, I have never used any of those words... ever. You hear the 'dunny' here and there but I just call it a toilet?

  • @JeffTheJanitor
    @JeffTheJanitor 3 роки тому +82

    ReviewBrah has turned "My disappointment is immeasurable" into a commonly used phrase. I hear it at least once a month.

  • @samuryebread1065
    @samuryebread1065 3 роки тому +103

    pretty sure that the money was meant to pay the hitman to kill charlie and Louis

    • @Esmeralda-rd9hf
      @Esmeralda-rd9hf 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, yes it was but Pig didnt mention it

    • @Scruffers
      @Scruffers 3 роки тому +14

      But they lost the money, so the hitman was just gonna kill em for free anyway?

  • @atomic747
    @atomic747 3 роки тому +2

    Anyone remember the animated sequel straight to t.v.? Also that kangaroo jack can actually talk it just you needed some voodoo Australian potion.

  • @princessadrigirl6774
    @princessadrigirl6774 3 роки тому +3

    When I started this video, I genuinely thought that I’d never watched this movie before. Some of the clips were extremely familiar, so apparently I totally have seen it and just repressed the memory??? Yeah, that sounds about right

  • @spartaspree2245
    @spartaspree2245 3 роки тому +183

    No we dont say those words
    And im 100% Australian

    • @symphonyhioco5093
      @symphonyhioco5093 3 роки тому +19

      This is the info I needed from the comments

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 3 роки тому +14

      As another Australian I can confirm this.

    • @insertname717
      @insertname717 3 роки тому +11

      Wait you're 100% percent Australian thats concerning

    • @spartaspree2245
      @spartaspree2245 3 роки тому +5

      Why is this the most popular thing I've done

    • @huddolife4830
      @huddolife4830 3 роки тому +7

      As an Australian I've heard the word 'long drop' before

  • @charlesb.1945
    @charlesb.1945 3 роки тому +244

    The “as many children who lose their father in early age do” is a joke about him being a pansy without a father figure

    • @absolutebackfire191
      @absolutebackfire191 3 роки тому +4

      Woah really?

    • @charlesb.1945
      @charlesb.1945 3 роки тому +12

      Absolute Backfire pig literally wonders why he said this so I thought I’d make a comment.

    • @danonation6355
      @danonation6355 3 роки тому +47

      that line was homophobia and ignorance in its finest 🤩

    • @TonyBlaast
      @TonyBlaast 3 роки тому +8

      @@danonation6355 but a joke

    • @Frooti.loopz23
      @Frooti.loopz23 3 роки тому +16

      @@TonyBlaast a bad one

  • @floogleborp9603
    @floogleborp9603 2 роки тому +1

    I love how whenever Peta is mad he uses Mob's theme

  • @-d-devil-3393
    @-d-devil-3393 3 роки тому +3

    12:07 bruh didn't expect to listen to that fire track from mob psycho 100 here

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 3 роки тому +188

    I am Australian and we do say “dunnie” but I haven’t heard any other slang for toilet.
    Most of Australia ISN’T like the Wild West and is actually NORMAL to Americans but there are some parts out in the desert like this. But 90% of the population isn’t like that.

    • @TimberWulfIsHere
      @TimberWulfIsHere 3 роки тому +3

      Uhh, yes. Yes it is. The Australian coast line is not 90% of australia. The actual 90% that isn't the coast, IS!

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 3 роки тому +12

      @@TimberWulfIsHere
      Geologically, yes. I am talking about population

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw 3 роки тому +1

      @@massivecowbreakout7555 I’m just afraid of the Giga-Spiders that are over there. I can’t even handle the small ones here.

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 3 роки тому +10

      @@Sunny-uz8cw I have a big huntsman spider that hangs around on the ceiling of my house sometimes. His name is Joey

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw 3 роки тому +8

      @@massivecowbreakout7555 Well tell Joey that my nightmares want his autograph and I hope to never meet him!

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 3 роки тому +248

    I was also disappointed by this as a kid.
    All the commercials made it seem like it was all about the kangaroo. He's barely in the film!

    • @BIadesMan
      @BIadesMan 2 роки тому +1

      Lies,he’s not even seen ur comment,now tell the truth

    • @watermelonice5929
      @watermelonice5929 Рік тому

      Yeah, I have to agree with this. He was barely in the film.

  • @LoreleiCatherine
    @LoreleiCatherine 3 роки тому +4

    Hey, HEY! This film is a cinematic MASTERPIECE!
    But for realsies, you should do evolution next. Or joes apartment (the one with the singing roaches) 🤣🤣

  • @russianpotato9507
    @russianpotato9507 3 роки тому +1

    As an Aussie i've never heard anyone say "the thunder box, bog troff and the long drop"

  • @GT_Mr.C
    @GT_Mr.C 3 роки тому +129

    bro i would sing that knock you out song EVERYTIME when i was younger. this movie is pure gold

  • @mjkillorn4440
    @mjkillorn4440 3 роки тому +2

    This video came on autoplay while I was asleep, and somehow I was hearing your narration in my dream, and it was shaping the plot of my dream
    Good video, though, you've got yourself a new subscriber!

  • @Jacindarella46
    @Jacindarella46 2 роки тому +3

    I was thinking of the Ryan clip the whole time I was watching this so it took me way off guard when he really played it 🤣

  • @s.i.rsonga6223
    @s.i.rsonga6223 3 роки тому +61

    He’s not saying Charlie he’s saying Chezza. It’s like a nickname

  • @LifeWithMe004
    @LifeWithMe004 3 роки тому +89

    Just change the name to “The Kangaroo has the money”

  • @breezle7296
    @breezle7296 2 роки тому +1

    Regional Aussie here
    Dunny - definitely used the more regional you go and with a lot with farmers
    Bog Troff - never heard it used personally - it’s becoming more of an outdated term
    Long drop - type of toilet. Think big hole with (usually) a toilet seat. There’s a long drop - hence the name - and most commonly found at some nature reserves but usually at car rests/toilet stops on the sides of roads - so they don’t have to plumb water there. My Uni was their ‘green’ campus (multiple campuses around the state) and had compositing (long drop) toilets. Also had a lecture hall that had grass all around the outside and was my favourite room and so cool in summer!

  • @user-vm6xp4un2h
    @user-vm6xp4un2h 3 роки тому +5

    As a person called lewis im disgraced to have my name in this film

  • @LandGrand
    @LandGrand 3 роки тому +97

    Completely mislead me as a kid. I wanted a talking kangaroo, but that was only a dream sequence. I never trusted a trailer since then :|

  • @mrkrabs9896
    @mrkrabs9896 3 роки тому +49

    i watched this movie in the mental hospital

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 3 роки тому +11

      Did watching it also put you there? Because it definitely drives me insane..

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 3 роки тому +2

      How oddly fitting

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps 3 роки тому +5

      @Mr Krabs
      But are you okay now?

    • @mrkrabs9896
      @mrkrabs9896 3 роки тому

      Abigail Parker yes, I’m ok now :)

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrkrabs9896 so does that mean you're FEEEEELIN it *now* Mr. Krabs?

  • @TheDigworks
    @TheDigworks 3 роки тому +7

    thought this was just a bad memory my brain invented, whenever i tried to recount the memory of this film for some reason i thought it was associated with jackass or was called that because i couldnt remember the kangaroo part just the jack part, never saw the film itself, just trailers, so im wondering if a clip from the trailer got me confused into thinking its called jack ass but not to be confused with jackass.

  • @sunshine_tidings6983
    @sunshine_tidings6983 3 роки тому +4

    why did this have such a good cast? jerry oconnel, anthony anderson, michael shannon, christopher walken??

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 роки тому

      Because it was meant to be an R rated crime movie that test audiences despised so much, they recut it as what is now to try and get money from kids

  • @Asherha
    @Asherha 3 роки тому +32

    Why are you bringing out all these repressed memories i have?! why!? i repressed them for a reason

  • @Heyyyyitsanya
    @Heyyyyitsanya 3 роки тому +88

    I had always seen the trailer as a kid and always assumed I’d like the movie and that it was just a movie I hadn’t gotten to yet. I never knew it was all a lie.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 роки тому +4

      i mean jack is in like 18 minutes of the film but he talks for like 7

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 роки тому +3

      @@razkable Yep. There's also a horrible animated Kangaroo Jack movie too. Where the kangaroo actually raps and talks a lot and it's worse than this. Somehow. At least in this, we got Christopher Walken, and the cute blonde lady. But in the animated Kangaroo Jack movie, it's much more boring as hell.

  • @assyla5280
    @assyla5280 3 роки тому +1

    Never forget the boxing scene. The music, the intensity, the character development. Quality content

  • @charlesberg1234
    @charlesberg1234 3 роки тому +1

    After my father died I was automatically enrolled in beauty school.
    It's a obscure law in America that was never actually amended.

  • @cagereactsyep5142
    @cagereactsyep5142 3 роки тому +42

    I don't know how. But I remember having a dream about this movie when I was like 5.

  • @swafty5813
    @swafty5813 3 роки тому +66

    No wonder Anthony Jeselnik has such edgy comedy. He's just really embarrassed from his lead role in kangaroo jack.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому +3

      That's Jerry O'Connell...

  • @jas.satellite
    @jas.satellite Рік тому +1

    i can't believe i saw trailers and posters for this movie everywhere, never watched it and now in 2022 i find out theres no talking kangaroo. all this time i thought that random movie was actually about a talking kangaroo. i cant believe

  • @manyshadesofmedia3601
    @manyshadesofmedia3601 2 роки тому +2

    I actually had this vhs when i was a kid and loved this movie so i got a lot of nostalgia for it never got on the hype train before it came out so my expectations weren't raised but its one of my favorite movies from childhood

  • @Sweethearts4969
    @Sweethearts4969 3 роки тому +80

    when you realize we’re following these guys and the kangaroo doesn’t talk.. WTF

  • @kingtaky
    @kingtaky 3 роки тому +17

    Bionic pig every time he makes a 2000s movie review:
    *It all started when I was born*

  • @chachasliddddd
    @chachasliddddd 3 роки тому +5

    I'm Australian and this movie makes me feel really attacked

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 3 роки тому +1

    You know you're screwed when PETA starts channeling Mob Pyscho

  • @LucyInNightmares1
    @LucyInNightmares1 3 роки тому +38

    "don't run over kangaroos with your car"Wanna tell that to the roos lol They're always jumping out in front of traffic

    • @theFakeRed
      @theFakeRed 3 роки тому +3

      Was looking for this comment

    • @lobsterspasta
      @lobsterspasta 2 роки тому +3

      It’s like America’s Deer, awful and everywhere and have a suicide game of “jump In front of a speeding car”

  • @itsliyah_qgirl9323
    @itsliyah_qgirl9323 3 роки тому +150

    Even I was disappointed at this movie as a KID and that says something

    • @Simone-nu1zd
      @Simone-nu1zd 3 роки тому +6

      This movie scared me as a kid, something about the kangaroo put me off

    • @postedcringe2430
      @postedcringe2430 3 роки тому +6

      @@Simone-nu1zd "why does your face look like bad cg!?"

    • @an683ok9
      @an683ok9 3 роки тому

      I used to like it as a kid..... Now revisiting it and actually reviewing it, god did I have a shitty taste.

  • @nazdoesstuffYT
    @nazdoesstuffYT 2 роки тому +1

    Few years ago I saw kangaroo jack on a streaming service and watched it I was surprised when I saw that the main kangaroo didn’t talk until the credits and the trailer showed him talking though out the film

  • @georgiawin97
    @georgiawin97 2 роки тому +1

    "If you kiss me right now I won't feel shit!"
    That line just got me🤣🤣

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 3 роки тому +36

    Born 2002, and I hate that you're bringing back these memories