Was The Pacifier A Bad Movie?

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  • @BionicPIGtv
    @BionicPIGtv  4 роки тому +4472

    If this comment reaches 3k likes ill release the full Montage track

    • @mxkammb
      @mxkammb 4 роки тому +138

      how many likes for a music video where u just green screen urself into all the montages you've talked about

    • @thechubbygamer0326
      @thechubbygamer0326 4 роки тому +40

      You know your gonna do it anyway or we'll riot

    • @mcfanna1700
      @mcfanna1700 4 роки тому +17

      It was kinda fire not going to lie

    • @cinemasnitch3959
      @cinemasnitch3959 4 роки тому +6

      did you play that cause if so that drumming was dope hahah

    • @nanopanda
      @nanopanda 4 роки тому +8

      Dont let this flop hes finally gonna release good music.

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 4 роки тому +2529

    Fun fact: That duck biting his ear wasn't scripted. It just randomly bit him and that was Vin's actual reaction.

    • @olliemyers6638
      @olliemyers6638 4 роки тому +258

      7:38 if that helps! It’s way funnier knowing this was authentic

    • @Pandidolod
      @Pandidolod 4 роки тому +62

      Bruh is this true? Lmaooo

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 4 роки тому +30

      Ashlyn S. Hibbs It seems to look like it without the context.

    • @BOREDFU
      @BOREDFU 4 роки тому +196

      The duck was actually meant to bite him. It was scrited. They just didn't expect the duck to bite so hard and hurt vin. So his reaction was real shock but the duck was meant to bite him.

    • @Luckimee
      @Luckimee 4 роки тому +17

      I just watched it 5 times over 🤣

  • @D3niz3n
    @D3niz3n 4 роки тому +2626

    This, and "the tooth fairy" with the rock, were household names.

    • @MerkGeeTV
      @MerkGeeTV 4 роки тому +49

      Now they both hate each other

    • @tortoise3309
      @tortoise3309 4 роки тому +28

      You just have me ptsd

    • @cynthiaignisdivine
      @cynthiaignisdivine 4 роки тому +67

      The early 2000's were a strange time.

    • @muffinboll6125
      @muffinboll6125 4 роки тому +29

      I loved the tooth fairy movie so much that i dreamt about it 😩

    • @unclewaluigi8512
      @unclewaluigi8512 4 роки тому +53

      I had this and "the game plan" with the rock

  • @vladshome
    @vladshome 4 роки тому +459

    "So here's were the movie just goes straight downhill"
    Oh, we didn't start yet??

  • @Jade-vl2pi
    @Jade-vl2pi 3 роки тому +173

    I love how in these movies they always make the teenage girl whiny and always having the "bad or weird boyfriend", and the teenage boy "rebellious and angsty". You know, cause that's how all teens work

  • @dracodracarys2339
    @dracodracarys2339 4 роки тому +332

    vin diesel can outswim a speedboat, 4 jetskis and a helicopter because he's a SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

    • @dashernation3343
      @dashernation3343 4 роки тому +20

      🎵He's a furry little flatfoot
      Who'll never flinch from afraid🎵

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 4 роки тому +8

      So he's a platypus? Okay I buy that.

    • @tibbiekat4531
      @tibbiekat4531 3 роки тому +2

      He seems more like those people in aquaman

    • @spidervenompoolfistofkhonshu
      @spidervenompoolfistofkhonshu 3 роки тому +5

      CURSE YOU VIN DIESEL THE SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!!!!!!

    • @Joes86-nstuff
      @Joes86-nstuff 3 роки тому +1

      You know platypuses have a venomous spur like a stinger on their back heal, they also literally produce milk from their ‘sweat glands’ and have no stomach.

  • @bdl2157
    @bdl2157 4 роки тому +437

    “Lay knuckles upside your head” is just a sonic sexual term

    • @depressionpizzafromhell7936
      @depressionpizzafromhell7936 4 роки тому +5

      Damn 😂😂😂😂

    • @PETSEMATARYTWO
      @PETSEMATARYTWO 4 роки тому +1

      wish i could like this more than once because holy shit ahdjajcktky

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 4 роки тому +2

      what the fuck

    • @duderino4279
      @duderino4279 4 роки тому

      That quote sounds like what someone would say if they were having a seizure while making a threat. Like how can you not laugh when you hear that

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 4 роки тому +1

      No

  • @bbernie
    @bbernie 4 роки тому +759

    In Latin America this movie's title basically means "Bulletproof babysitter", just as a random fact.

    • @Ociloc
      @Ociloc 4 роки тому +62

      That's a much better title

    • @MiniDelfyn
      @MiniDelfyn 4 роки тому +69

      Te imaginas que le hubieran puesto "El Chupete"? lmao

    • @Anastasia-tw5md
      @Anastasia-tw5md 4 роки тому +96

      In Russian it’s called “Bold Nanny: the special task“
      But I really like the German version „Babynator“

    • @sanellie06
      @sanellie06 4 роки тому +50

      in brasil it was "Operation Babysitter", yours was better

    • @bbernie
      @bbernie 4 роки тому +14

      @@MiniDelfyn agradezco no vivir en esa realidad alternativa jajajajaja

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 4 роки тому +672

    This movie is a Vin Diesel fanfiction. 💖
    Geared towards *all the mothers* out there who wish they had shirtless Vin Diesel as a babysitter, future husband, & baby daddy

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 роки тому +34

      I would also love to have shirtless Vin Diesel as my husband.

    • @crimsonspider3-T
      @crimsonspider3-T 4 роки тому +9

      Me too neon and I’m taller and just as manly

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 4 роки тому +36

      His Instagram flirty videos have scarred me deep in my mind though.

    • @TheAeroSpaceMuesum
      @TheAeroSpaceMuesum 4 роки тому

      But with vin diesel in it

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 роки тому

      That is possible. I am a mom and this did come out the year I had my son. But I love ALL movies in this genre and have since before I had my son so…

  • @fiestyfox2207
    @fiestyfox2207 4 роки тому +401

    "WHAT CHILD STANDS IN A FISHTANK THROWING CEREAL AROUND?!"
    My child standing in a fishtank throwing cereal around: 👁️👄👁️

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 2 роки тому +20

      I'm convinced that the only reason none of my nieces and nephews have done that is lack of access to a fish tank.

    • @Mr.Speebus
      @Mr.Speebus Рік тому +4

      honestly, this doesn't seem out of place.The biggest thing preventing this from happening is mostly either lack of fish tank or lack of cereal...

  • @kaylamucciolo2677
    @kaylamucciolo2677 4 роки тому +487

    “What’s wrong with blond hair?”
    *principle pulls out swastika*

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 3 роки тому +13

      Oh shit... Ok.

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 роки тому +3

      ****just a joke set up btw fuck hitler*****

  • @pyrothebard4181
    @pyrothebard4181 4 роки тому +1337

    I'm pretty sure vin diesel doesn't choose to be bald, his hair just grows inside his head where his brain should be

    • @Simone-nu1zd
      @Simone-nu1zd 4 роки тому +159

      Lmmaooo. This is so funny but then I thought about it and the visual made my skin crawl.

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs 4 роки тому +4

      Best comment

    • @pyrothebard4181
      @pyrothebard4181 4 роки тому +1

      lol I just thought of this really quick bc I wanted to comment early. Glad you guys enjoyed it tho

    • @janetsparklepanda
      @janetsparklepanda 4 роки тому

      @@Simone-nu1zd ¹111111¹1111¹11¹11¹¹¹¹1¹111111¹1¹11¹1¹1¹¹1111¹¹111111¹¹¹1¹¹¹¹11111111¹1111111111111¹¹1

    • @CharlieKell
      @CharlieKell 4 роки тому

      James Allen McCune’s Butthole indeed, bro.

  • @Ociloc
    @Ociloc 4 роки тому +586

    Those kids don't care about their dad's death and the danger they're in at all

    • @DtrDisco
      @DtrDisco 4 роки тому +36

      They actually arent aware that there dad is dead yet. they find out near the end

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +5

      @@DtrDisco well the mom didn’t seem distraught, so what’s the excuse there?

    • @kylemendes7246
      @kylemendes7246 3 роки тому

      @@ninjanibba4259 dude its a movie called the pacifier staring a big bald guy. you're looking for logic in all the wrong places pall. lol

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому

      @@kylemendes7246 movies need to make sense, no excuses

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 3 роки тому

      @@ninjanibba4259 You should tell that to half the writers in the business. Someone should anyway

  • @TheSteelMagnum
    @TheSteelMagnum 4 роки тому +500

    Fun fact. This movie is where I first heard the word "Nazi" and I thought it meant feminine kid with bleached hair that did drama stuff.

    • @garrett9451
      @garrett9451 4 роки тому +30

      About right.

    • @mortem4573
      @mortem4573 4 роки тому +58

      same LMAO
      I remember asking my dad what's a nazi and he just said "germans"

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 4 роки тому +16

      @@mortem4573 nazi (noun) : people who burn big nosed people

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao you sound like a major dumb fuck

    • @nathix2009
      @nathix2009 4 роки тому +19

      I thought it meant gay xd

  • @hanalexcranealister6799
    @hanalexcranealister6799 4 роки тому +330

    In Spanish it’s called “Niñera a prueba de balas” which translates to Bulletproof Nanny

  • @butcherpete2286
    @butcherpete2286 4 роки тому +99

    "The teens would have just run" (in regards to the party)
    So something sort of similar happend to my dad when I was a kid. We came home late one night, my older sister was throwing a party and these 12 or 13 kids were over, and he made them unload our car before they could leave (he blocked the driveway and threatened to call parents) teenagers are kinda dumb. Threaten them just the right way and yeah they'll clean the house

  • @IncorrigibleEskimoPi
    @IncorrigibleEskimoPi 4 роки тому +341

    90's + Smash Mouth = Popular
    00's + Smash Mouth = Still popular, let's use in movie
    Quick maths

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 роки тому +16

      There has to be a list of early 2000s movies that have Smash Mouth in it both as cameos or just their songs.

    • @Hhuiza0
      @Hhuiza0 4 роки тому +5

      Smash mouth stopped snowing up in movies until the producers found out about Good Charlotte

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 роки тому +3

      it was the consequences that shrek left

  • @FelivonHacht
    @FelivonHacht 4 роки тому +1171

    Ah, yes, in germany this movie is called "Babynator".
    A classic.

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 роки тому +41

      That’s fantastic

    • @guillermodebaskerville7117
      @guillermodebaskerville7117 4 роки тому +45

      In Spain it's called "Un canguro superduro"

    • @engelmann82
      @engelmann82 4 роки тому +7

      Yes...even saw it in the theatre! 😂

    • @amanassi7346
      @amanassi7346 4 роки тому +45

      Sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would make; "Behold! The Babynator!"

    • @benja4707
      @benja4707 4 роки тому +28

      In south america is a bulletproof Babysitter

  • @sqwapwayo9697
    @sqwapwayo9697 4 роки тому +839

    Man it’s so weird thinking about how all the movies I grew up with had everyday super hero in there montage

    • @AdamIsReal-rj7gc
      @AdamIsReal-rj7gc 4 роки тому +16

      And anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
      You need a montage
      (Montage)
      Even Rocky had a montage…

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox 4 роки тому +9

      I hope my kids have it as good as I did

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 4 роки тому +3

      The worst part? Despite how many films have it, I can’t find it on iTunes. 😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 роки тому +2

      @@Tman20rox naw theyll just watch tiktok and say things like "poggers"

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 роки тому +2

      at funerals theyll ask how to press F

  • @serotoninstealer2364
    @serotoninstealer2364 4 роки тому +513

    Bruh who thinks he should review these movies:
    Shark tale
    Beverly Hill’s chihuahua
    Aliens in the attic
    Sky high
    Zathura(that movie when the brothers play a board game and their house floats in outer space and there’s a killer robot and shit)

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 4 роки тому +14

      I could’ve sworn he did sky high but I guess I’m thinking of someone else lol

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 4 роки тому +22

      conspiracy theory I honestly want him to do Zathura because it was like a space version is jumanji lol

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 4 роки тому +15

      Shark Tale has already had plenty of attention on UA-cam. The others would be great for this though.

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 4 роки тому +1

      Jank Bunky true

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 4 роки тому +1

      No

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 4 роки тому +51

    I need more montages in my life.
    Also.
    The Asian neighbors were also the ninjas. That's just.....wow

  • @shkmru3
    @shkmru3 4 роки тому +595

    Dad dies: no one bats an eye
    Son becomes nazi: no one asks why the hell he is a nazi
    :
    Vin diesel: why did you join the wrestling team
    Me: i give up with this movie.

    • @bastioncory6740
      @bastioncory6740 4 роки тому +26

      He was a nazi for his play.

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 3 роки тому +3

      @@goldenkandy037 you have got to be under the age of 8 or your German and your parents are trying to sweep things under the rug🤣🤣

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 3 роки тому +1

      @@goldenkandy037 I thought it was fairly obvious I was joking. Please don't call me hon. 😐

    • @cormac4654
      @cormac4654 3 роки тому +15

      @@goldenkandy037 you definitely should have, they are literally the cause of one the largest genocides in recent history

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 3 роки тому +2

      @@goldenkandy037 ....are you serious???

  • @nafigueroa
    @nafigueroa 4 роки тому +141

    “You know what? My dad’s dead; I’m gonna be a Nazi now” yeah that’s essentially why Edward Norton became a Nazi in American History X lmao

  • @a.i.a3949
    @a.i.a3949 4 роки тому +675

    I prefer the cursed Jackie chan film the spy next door or whatever it was called of basically the same plot.

    • @buttoneyes777
      @buttoneyes777 4 роки тому +81

      you reminded me that that movie exists so no offense but fuck you

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 4 роки тому +52

      Chris M. I forgot about that movie too so I reciprocate the fuck you

    • @1FootInTheGrave
      @1FootInTheGrave 4 роки тому +35

      That movie was all I could think about watching this

    • @buttermotth
      @buttermotth 4 роки тому +11

      How dare you! You and Pig are crushing my childhood! Also Billy Ray Cyrus. Nuff said.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 4 роки тому +5

      oh yeah i watched that in theaters 💀

  • @lindsfreey9080
    @lindsfreey9080 4 роки тому +32

    Always loved how this had nearly the same exact plot as Big Momma's House 2..... but with less drag, and more paternal murder.

  • @nerfpup3089
    @nerfpup3089 4 роки тому +29

    24:20 thats some "I shot someone in a video game I can shoot someone in real life" logic right there

  • @RazziPermana
    @RazziPermana 4 роки тому +477

    I always remembered the Swastika scene when I was a kid but I've just discovered now that it linked to the Sound of Music musical they were doing. So after all this time, I thought the movie just made the teen boy stop becoming an actual Nazi from out of nowhere.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 роки тому +68

      To be fair the 2000s were a fucking strange time for films. It could have been a plot point.

    • @fearofowl5973
      @fearofowl5973 4 роки тому +39

      To be fair, those are some excessive swastikas' for the Sound of Music

    • @ritajingoku50
      @ritajingoku50 3 роки тому +3

      I'm just surprised it wasn't a smashmouth montage

    • @nickholcomb2220
      @nickholcomb2220 3 роки тому +7

      @@fearofowl5973 the sound of music takes place in Nazi Germany though right? Or nazi occupied France or something? Idk it’s been like fifteen years since I’ve seen it.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 роки тому +7

      @@nickholcomb2220 austria iirc
      Edit: yes, it's austria, during the anschluss

  • @hayleycakes3435
    @hayleycakes3435 4 роки тому +519

    This was one of those movies everyone had on DVD but they never really sat down and watched it more than once. This and "The Tooth Fairy"

    • @carmellasofo8337
      @carmellasofo8337 4 роки тому +28

      I forgot this movie existed, why would you curse me with my memory

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 4 роки тому +30

      It’s crazy and creepy how accurate this comment is.

    • @megzbartsch411
      @megzbartsch411 4 роки тому +33

      I'd say The Game Plan is also in that category.

    • @Weepysponge
      @Weepysponge 4 роки тому +5

      How.. Did you know...?

    • @nothisispatrick2615
      @nothisispatrick2615 4 роки тому +14

      When I was little I thought the bald guy in the movie was actually just the rock

  • @KarnivorousKeyz
    @KarnivorousKeyz 4 роки тому +24

    Is this like a paradox thing where if as a kid us liking The Pacifier lead to the continuous Fast & Furious franchise?... Did we bring this upon ourselves?

  • @tessbeam9189
    @tessbeam9189 4 роки тому +45

    i feel like mr. diesel actually thinks he’s in the military when he gets these roles😂 i’m almost convinced all the producers from the show fucking hypnotize him into actually believing his part😂

  • @christinastokes5534
    @christinastokes5534 4 роки тому +354

    Imagine him and his wife watching a movie a he's just pausing it every other minute to be like "okay here's the problem with this..." lmao

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 роки тому +14

      That’s actually what I do and my fiancé is so used to it by now 🤣🤣 I try not to pause but I will go on a little rant every now and then and when the rant starts to get really long that’s when I pause the movie. 😅😂

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 4 роки тому +10

      @@LoreleiCatherine I do that with my mans too but I don't pause the movie anymore cuz he just watches the movie and ignores my rants now lol

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 роки тому +3

      Christina stokes 🤣🤣 glad I’m not the only one though 😂 he doesn’t even have to be in the room with me though, my fiancé can hear me screaming at the top of my lungs at movies and shows. I keep thinking I should put my rants on UA-cam, other people tell me to do it too cause I go all the way off. Like off the Grand Canyon off 😂

    • @OpqHMg
      @OpqHMg 4 роки тому +3

      oh no I would definitely pause the movie to complain. If you just talk over the movie, you won't be heard and the movie won't be heard either. Lose-lose

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 4 роки тому

      @@LoreleiCatherine I feel like you should at that point

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 4 роки тому +353

    When I was little my younger brother was obsessed with the Peabody and Sherman movie, so he would sit and watch it on repeat literally all day. Everyday. For a month.
    Now whenever I see a small white dog or a ginger kid, I want to throw up

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 4 роки тому +30

      I've never seen the movie but they make me want to throw up too.

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 роки тому +11

      Bruh I can relate my bros autistic and he watches the same few Disney movies nonstop

    • @josephespinosa8773
      @josephespinosa8773 4 роки тому +35

      Who doesn’t want to throw up when they see a ginger kid, ugly shits

    • @peanutbutter1635
      @peanutbutter1635 4 роки тому +37

      @@josephespinosa8773 As a ginger, I agree

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 4 роки тому +10

      At one point I won a copy of Big Hero 6 on DVD as a bingo prize. My brothers played that movie on loop in our living room for a month, so at any given moment you could walk by and see the movie or the main menu. Even when they weren't in there, the movie was playing. I don't think I hate it now, but at the time I was definitely tired of it.

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc 4 роки тому +495

    To be fair, my principal in elementary school actually did bully children for no reason

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 роки тому +65

      I had teachers that did that. I always equate them with those mean girls who go on to become nurses. They're compassionate on the surface, but still cruel and abusive the moment they have a chance to abuse their minuscule amounts of power.

    • @saab9251
      @saab9251 4 роки тому +25

      School resource officer at mine, only he bullied with threats of actual felony jail time and how he would make sure it ruined our lives.

    • @princessadrigirl6774
      @princessadrigirl6774 4 роки тому +2

      Felt that

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 4 роки тому +2

      I know what you mean, my bitch principal acting like a fucking drill sergeant 24/7.

    • @kiefer6326
      @kiefer6326 4 роки тому +1

      same

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 4 роки тому +447

    I feel bad for people who don’t like “action star takes care of kid” movies. I love them. Just turn off your brain and enjoy the wholesomeness.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 роки тому +5

      last action hero..terrible...jingle all the way awful..pacifier?..ok....not good but hey..its more interesting

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 3 роки тому +3

      Santa with Muscles?

    • @lightskinnedlarry728
      @lightskinnedlarry728 3 роки тому +8

      @@razkable last action hero is way better than the other movies mentioned, still ass trho

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 3 роки тому +4

      @@razkable terminator 2, kindergarten cop

    • @Kitkathere
      @Kitkathere 3 роки тому +13

      Ok dude watch The Game Plan with The Rock. It's so good

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 4 роки тому +80

    Imagine if the lord of the rings trilogy had a smash mouth montage in it

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 3 роки тому +1

      It would be terrible but the movies did cut "The Scouring of the Shire" where the Hobbits go home at the end of ROTK and find the Shire taken over by human mercenaries, leading Merry and Pippin to train the Hobbits in guerilla combat and start an uprising to take back their home, which succeeds. That entire section would've made for a hilariously terrible Smashmouth montage as the Hobbits terrorize their oppressors.

    • @cloeshay87
      @cloeshay87 3 місяці тому

      I'd actually watch it if that was the case

  • @rise2767
    @rise2767 4 роки тому +243

    when i was a kid, i bought this movie for my parent's wedding anniversary. not proud of that moment. they were really confused but at the time i thought it was the perfect present

    • @user-kh8kz4ck3z
      @user-kh8kz4ck3z 4 роки тому +36

      This is really funny and reminds me of all the weird toys and things i used to give my parents as gifts.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 4 роки тому +23

      You’re not alone! I once gave my mother a 12 inch Darth Maul action figure for Christmas. I can no longer remember why I thought that was a good idea. Lol

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 3 роки тому +5

      That's honestly hilarious

    • @mweed7194
      @mweed7194 2 роки тому +1

      Are they still together?

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 4 роки тому +229

    I know this happens in shows and movies a lot, but the “teenage girl” in the family literally looks 30 lmao
    Also the part where Vin was like “I’ve directed rescue missions around the world” made me think of the navy seals copypasta

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 4 роки тому +22

      I think she plays chloe in pitch perfect and she looks better than in this

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 роки тому +8

      Brittany Snow has always bizarrely looked older than her age to me, but not old (she was 18/19 here). like she's always looked late 20's/early 30's even as a teen for some reason then just stopped aging for those actual years and now 'looks age appropriate' lol

  • @JP-pl6xh
    @JP-pl6xh 4 роки тому +82

    "The enemy has a boat" -_-
    "Four jetskis" o_o
    "And a chopper" 0_0

  • @Thelawabider
    @Thelawabider 2 роки тому +9

    Vin Deisel is so strong that the power of family courses through his veins in every movie he's in. This explains how automatically he's so good at being a parent.

  • @Lexicoley1826
    @Lexicoley1826 4 роки тому +27

    “You want a 50-year-old man ta-ta-ta-th-ta-th-ta-th... to throw you on the ground?!” 😂😂😂

  • @lucasweinstein5434
    @lucasweinstein5434 4 роки тому +242

    He should do daddy daycare. I remember it being a good movie but it’s been so long I’m not sure.

  • @RoguePlutonia
    @RoguePlutonia 4 роки тому +75

    Chloe from Pitch Perfect, Dylan from Bates Motel, Lorelai from Gilmore Girls, Granny from Adams Family Values or Mindy from Hunters

    • @sappysaphic420
      @sappysaphic420 4 роки тому +5

      I honestly forgot Max Thieriot was in this movie and I had even looked it up when I was watching Bates Motel! Yet somehow I remembered him being in that American Girl movie

    • @mauraconticchio266
      @mauraconticchio266 4 роки тому +2

      oh I honestly forgot El Wray in Planet Terror?????

  • @rebeccamartens4192
    @rebeccamartens4192 4 роки тому +355

    I lost my virginity to this movie... well, it was on tv in the background during. Thanks for the memories!

    • @zacharyhall689
      @zacharyhall689 4 роки тому +44

      uhh.. no comment

    • @KayWill04
      @KayWill04 4 роки тому +30

      I-💀💀

    • @rebeccamartens4192
      @rebeccamartens4192 4 роки тому +61

      @@KayWill04 the Girls Gone Wild commercials that came on afterwards really set the mood too. 🤣😂

    • @KayWill04
      @KayWill04 4 роки тому +23

      @@rebeccamartens4192 this story keeps getting better😹😹💀

    • @bigg1637
      @bigg1637 4 роки тому +6

      ... Color me interested

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 4 роки тому +25

    Are we gonna ignore that Pig’s montage songs were bangers

  • @SoloJona
    @SoloJona 4 роки тому +20

    7:21 Does anyone remember the toy he steps on was actually a Troll in cinemas, but was digitally changed to a purple lizard for TV and home video?

  • @michaelpodlisk5481
    @michaelpodlisk5481 4 роки тому +64

    27:44 It’s a real technique actually , it comes from Aikido and its being used in almost every self defense sports, what it does, it’s creating a joint lock and by pushing the joint on the wrist it creates some sort of pressure on the arm that makes it difficult to move

  • @v0yds
    @v0yds 4 роки тому +34

    * bionic pig punching his chair *
    ...is he making sure the master of disguise isnt camouflaged in his chair again?

  • @cocolime6496
    @cocolime6496 4 роки тому +149

    this movie is a MASTERPIECE and i will not hear a word against it!

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 4 роки тому +8

      Thank you!
      Still like his commentary tho

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox 4 роки тому +8

      The foreshadowing and the wrapping up all loose ends, mwah! It is pretty funny though for different reasons but still funny. I watched this a couple months ago with friends and nearly had a heart attack when I found out he had a nazi armband, how did i forget such a shocking detail

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 4 роки тому +2

      Same, I will not stop loving that movie lol

  • @blakewenzhou9865
    @blakewenzhou9865 4 роки тому +11

    "no one's holding any signs"
    >meanwhile in the background like 1/4 of the students are holding signs

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 4 роки тому +35

    coach: god look at this kid. he showed up to practice with BLEACH dyed hair!!!
    coach: oh also we found a swastika in his locker.

  • @snazzyth923
    @snazzyth923 4 роки тому +45

    To answer your question, Shane putting Murney’s hand in that position was only painful because mr.murney is secretly an omega chad who had completed a strenuous full body workout the day prior to this wrestling match. Due to this workout, the omega chad was sadly sore and unable to move his hand as it gave up on him in his time of need.

  • @kingpotato7819
    @kingpotato7819 4 роки тому +143

    This was my favourite movie for so long, and I have no clue why

    • @christinaguppy4375
      @christinaguppy4375 4 роки тому +13

      Same, it was my go to movie

    • @azrael9578
      @azrael9578 4 роки тому +2

      Cuz you're an idiot

    • @blahblah8650
      @blahblah8650 4 роки тому +4

      SAME LMAO

    • @RestingBeachFace721
      @RestingBeachFace721 4 роки тому +2

      It's a fun flick.

    • @myname4577
      @myname4577 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I guess I found it very entertaining and I still do sometimes, it doesn’t make much since but honestly what movie like this doesn’t?😅😂

  • @tardybloomer
    @tardybloomer 4 роки тому +78

    my kid brain absolutely LOVED this film. that plot twist at the end with the song was the first plot twist I ever experienced in my LIFE and I ATE THAT UP MY GUY. that song was my jam too.
    but as an adult, it played a couple times on TV and .....i just...kid me was something else.

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 Рік тому +1

    26:56- “So no one’s really holding any signs…”
    -Shot shows literally one in four or five crowd members holding up signs

  • @arvayahrozier4402
    @arvayahrozier4402 3 роки тому +5

    What gets me the most is that if the dad was really so invested in his children, how did they all turn out like brats? I mean yeah, his death would have seriously impacted them, but it seems like they all had serious issues that should have been dealt with by their parents earlier. Especially the whole bullying thing that Seth was going through.

  • @samuelflabra7326
    @samuelflabra7326 4 роки тому +98

    One of the only movies I think vin diesel was a good actor in was saving private ryan. Maybe because he died halfway through.

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 роки тому +8

      I think it's just that because it's such a good movie you just call him good for being in it. Or maybe it is cause he dies.

    • @samuelflabra7326
      @samuelflabra7326 4 роки тому +1

      @@calmcuke6865 Yeah true

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 4 роки тому +14

      I’ve seen Saving Private Ryan numerous times. I don’t remember vin diesel even being in it. Now I’m going to have to rewatch it.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 роки тому +1

      godly

    • @russellcontreras394
      @russellcontreras394 4 роки тому +6

      @@Thurston86 he's the one with the bloody letter that gets sniped trying to rescue/kidnap the little kid.

  • @dinkyrussell75
    @dinkyrussell75 4 роки тому +90

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this movie has Lorelei Gilmore in it? As Vin Diesel's love interest???

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 4 роки тому +86

    i've been waiting for someone to talk about this movie for years, i've been thinking of how casually they treated the swatsika armband every day. also when he takes out a device to detect the language of the neighbour ninjas so that he can speak to them in their native language is so confusing. if you can speak the language, why can't you recognize it when you hear it ?

  • @999j6
    @999j6 4 роки тому +12

    25:00 the rest of the movie is just him naming things he’s done while pacing.

  • @adornoea
    @adornoea 4 роки тому +13

    My boyfriend said the “John 3:16” thing was a reference to Stone Cold Steve Austin and actual wrestling lol

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk 4 роки тому +83

    Aww, you skipped over the part where the young girl says "LAND!" after the epic driving. That was legit one of the things I remembered most about this movie.

    • @VegemiteQueen1
      @VegemiteQueen1 4 роки тому +2

      LOL I forgot about that but you recreated it perfectly in my memory for me

    • @lee_s0a
      @lee_s0a 4 роки тому +5

      LAND
      S O L I D L A N D

  • @KristylikeKrisT
    @KristylikeKrisT 4 роки тому +124

    Please review The Shaggy Dog, I need someone else to acknowledge that movie existed.

    • @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197
      @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197 4 роки тому +2

      Same, I've recommended it on the Cat in a Hat video too

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 роки тому +8

      I remember watching it but I have little memory of what it was. Isn't it the Santa Clause with Tim Allen but with a dog? And still Tim Allen?

    • @candaceswart8228
      @candaceswart8228 4 роки тому

      I use to watch that movie like it was my religion

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my god!! The Tim Allen one??? That was terrible! The original Disney film was much better!

    • @christiancolon8748
      @christiancolon8748 4 роки тому

      Are you taking about thr original one or the Tim Allen one

  • @rustyspatula7641
    @rustyspatula7641 4 роки тому +106

    This and bee movie was my whole childhood.

    • @Imaniluv3
      @Imaniluv3 4 роки тому +8

      The tooth fairy

    • @happysponge7170
      @happysponge7170 4 роки тому +9

      Most movies that bionicpig reviews is my childhood & also a lot of dream works movies

    • @WitherLord888
      @WitherLord888 4 роки тому +2

      I’m sorry. But same.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 роки тому +4

      Y’all had rough childhoods

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 роки тому +3

      madagascar was MY childhood

  • @ollieno971
    @ollieno971 3 роки тому +18

    The swastika part reminded me of in art class a couple years ago I pulled out the drying rack to put my painting on and the painting on the rung below was just this huge ass swastika painting and I was like “uhhhh is this for someone’s history project or something??? I hope????”

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 роки тому +15

    The Pacifier? More like Bore: Ragnarok

  • @Bartholomule01
    @Bartholomule01 4 роки тому +38

    C'mon, you saw how Shrek opened with a Smash Mouth montage. That has power, if course that trope stuck for a little bit.

  • @ashton7282
    @ashton7282 4 роки тому +118

    The John 3:16 quote is about when god gave up his only son for the good of the world... don’t know what that has to do with Vin Diesel forcing s guy to suck on his own fingers, but okay.

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you man, I really didn't know

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 4 роки тому +11

      Are you telling me they just snuck a bible verse in just for the heck of it

    • @BrokenCDprodux
      @BrokenCDprodux 4 роки тому +4

      The sign is a meme that was started before memes were a thing. How the fuck does anyone not even know that?

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 4 роки тому +6

      That's always the bible verse Christians toss into random places... Like that's the one that Forever 21 had on their shopping bags too for example...
      I was raised Catholic and idfgi

    • @ergifem
      @ergifem 4 роки тому +13

      It's also related to stone cold Steve Austin and Austin 3:16.

  • @almond7994
    @almond7994 4 роки тому +209

    He’s basically if filthy frank was sober

    • @briangeogineoifancyyou4078
      @briangeogineoifancyyou4078 4 роки тому +9

      i-

    • @grayinq
      @grayinq 4 роки тому +36

      i knew i couldn't be the only person who thinks bionicpig acts a lot like filthy frank

    • @hosav
      @hosav 4 роки тому +44

      Thought you meant Vin Diesel lmao

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +1

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear yoo

    • @drxous3922
      @drxous3922 4 роки тому +10

      @@AxxLAfriku w h a t ?

  • @miguelmarichal5308
    @miguelmarichal5308 3 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: here in Brazil this movie is called "operation babysitter" and i think that this title is better than the original

  • @SuperMeanbeans
    @SuperMeanbeans Рік тому +7

    The pacifier is Mary Poppin for boys and it is the cinematic masterpiece. You can't change my mind

  • @tannerknox9088
    @tannerknox9088 4 роки тому +100

    In Germany the movie is called “Der Babynator”

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 4 роки тому +1

      sometimes i wish i lived in germany

    • @stylz3129
      @stylz3129 3 роки тому +1

      @@sicksickBacon oh No you dont. Belive me.

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 3 роки тому

      @@stylz3129 i dont believe you

  • @bethk.3340
    @bethk.3340 4 роки тому +27

    umm YES. i swear i watched this movie once a day for a solid year when i was younger! i could sing the whole peter panda dance after many, many years of not watching the movie. love it haha

  • @tracebase0065
    @tracebase0065 4 роки тому +53

    I haven’t even watched the video yet and if the answer is no, I won’t be able to forgive you. I stand with you on a lot of bad movies. But the pacifier is the most subversive piece of cinema of all time. Eat your heart out, Last Jedi
    Also, I didn’t realise Vin Diesel was Rob Schneider as a Carrot/Stapler/Kenny

  • @anthonylarajr8892
    @anthonylarajr8892 2 роки тому +1

    Teacher: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
    BionicPig: 22:31

  • @katekell7269
    @katekell7269 4 роки тому

    This video really popped off, and thank goodness it did. I'm upset I've never seen your videos before now. Top-notch.

  • @kohtahirano4546
    @kohtahirano4546 4 роки тому +19

    What I wanna know is how the hell the son thought I was a good idea to bring a Swastika Armband with him and leave it in his school locker no less?
    Also, what was with those 3 guys standing outside the back entrance to the theater where they rehearse the musical? If I saw 3 Neo Nazi looking dudes standing in a back alley, I'd be scared shitless.

  • @epiconion9370
    @epiconion9370 4 роки тому +45

    "Things happen but we don't know why they happened"
    So like the nazi thing

  • @cason3547
    @cason3547 4 роки тому +19

    8:50 omg that’s my favorite blink 182 song

  • @godyoshi9681
    @godyoshi9681 4 роки тому +13

    When I was really young I thought this was fast and Furious 1 😂😂😂

  • @tonichan89
    @tonichan89 4 роки тому +5

    This is the most 2000s thing I've ever seen.

  • @mostamazingtop6
    @mostamazingtop6 4 роки тому +27

    When you've never seen the movie but you still want to watch pig boi

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy 4 роки тому +1

      His reviews are so good, you don’t really need to watch the movie first

  • @lezaanvanwyk9202
    @lezaanvanwyk9202 4 роки тому +34

    "You'll like them they are really great"
    Vin diesel: "I doubt it"
    bro savage AF in a kids movie.. When I was a kid I literally asked.. What's wrong with being a kid?! 😂🤣

  • @lilliandrought6221
    @lilliandrought6221 4 роки тому +22

    When I was a kid we had maybe 4 dvds so we'd rent movies every Friday and every second week id rent spirit stallion of the cimmaron and watch it every day for the entire week. This went on for at least 3 years. Still my favourite movie tho

  • @iijel0e
    @iijel0e 2 роки тому +1

    me, a child: i thought this was cheaper by the dozen
    me, an adult: i thought this was cheaper by the dozen

  • @ramonaerismann8418
    @ramonaerismann8418 4 роки тому

    I was having a really bad day up until now and this video really cheered me up! Thank you for that :3

  • @cocoakoda4042
    @cocoakoda4042 4 роки тому +5

    6:41 is honestly the funniest sound/reaction ever and I love it

  • @Vamtyr
    @Vamtyr 4 роки тому +30

    I'm pretty sure that the "John 3:16" is a reference to the pro wrestler Steve Austin

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 4 роки тому +11

      I thought it was some biblical bullshit because why not LOL

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 4 роки тому +1

      @@CrankyB1tsch I thought that what it was too!

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 4 роки тому

      @@CrankyB1tsch I looked it up, and it is a bible thing. Maybe it was a religious extra and they just left it in the movie because they didn't care? Maybe it's also related to Steve Austin, but I'm not an expert on either subject, so draw your own conclusion.

    • @ohgodpleaseno9757
      @ohgodpleaseno9757 4 роки тому +7

      It's an American pop culture thing sort of, people bring those signs to sports events.
      It started in the 80s because this christian dude named Rollen Stewart became famous for bringing that sign to various big sports games/events across the country while wearing a rainbow wig. He kind of became a beloved sports icon, people would buy him tickets and let him hold their kids in front of the teleprompter.
      Then he went batshit crazy and started harassing people with stink bombs and eventually got into a standoff with the SWAT team after kidnapping a woman at gunpoint and threatening to shoot at planes

    • @LM01234
      @LM01234 4 роки тому

      @@ohgodpleaseno9757 whoa

  • @mxngo6049
    @mxngo6049 4 роки тому +117

    The pacifier with vin diesel more like Bore Ragnarok am right guys?

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 2 роки тому

    Pig: Why is it so hard to remember names?
    Also Pig: The guy he was rescuing, the mom, the bully principal, whiny teenage girl, emo boy, loud kid, messy kid, the nanny, etc.

  • @Mr.Speebus
    @Mr.Speebus Рік тому +1

    counter point, if you look at this movie through lense of "vin diesal has been in the military so long he is now unhinged and delusional" this makes sense.

  • @hocuspocus111
    @hocuspocus111 4 роки тому +67

    this film was extremely homoerotic for me as a young homosexual, for some reason

    • @Anikane
      @Anikane 4 роки тому +30

      lmao the way this doesn't make sense but also completely does at the same time

    • @kirby-rh5js
      @kirby-rh5js 4 роки тому +23

      I’m sure shirtless Vin Diesel has something to do with it

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 роки тому +7

      What you say is kinda scary.
      There's no other men in this movie.
      I'm gonna assume you weren't shipping a grown man with any of the kids.

    • @kirby-rh5js
      @kirby-rh5js 4 роки тому +29

      mil mil Uh the vice principal had a whole wrestling scene with Vin Diesel so...

    • @hocuspocus111
      @hocuspocus111 4 роки тому +10

      @@kirby-rh5js yeah... and i mean, the thumbnail says a lot as well

  • @whytho1460
    @whytho1460 4 роки тому +14

    When me and my brother were little, we would watch all the Shrek movies so often, we memorized the scenes. My parents hated us 😂

  • @bobthecheesegal
    @bobthecheesegal 4 роки тому +19

    How dare you even ask this question 😤

  • @audie3600
    @audie3600 4 роки тому +2

    Watching you review all these strange mid-2000's films made me remember one I used to watch all the time and want to recommend you to review. It's called "The Last Mimzy" and it was a weird film that I'm interested in your thoughts on. I remember I watched it all the time as a kid but as an adult now, it seemed like a sugar crash induced fever dream.

  • @dexcellentgames
    @dexcellentgames 4 роки тому +7

    the guy literally made anthem from good charlotte for the montage part

  • @JackMiner360
    @JackMiner360 4 роки тому +62

    Idc what anybody else says, The Pacifier is one of the most underrated spy movies of all time.
    Don't quote me on that lol

    • @boberoni262
      @boberoni262 4 роки тому +11

      "Idc what anybody else says, The Pacifier is one of the most underrated spy movies of all time." ~ J F K, July 2020

  • @vraisairs9201
    @vraisairs9201 4 роки тому +11

    *IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME LITTLE GIRL YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RIIIDE*

  • @sleep_is_awesome2838
    @sleep_is_awesome2838 4 роки тому +8

    "RUNN!!! TAKE THA BAYBEIZZZZ!!!!1!!"
    That's all the comedy gold right there.

  • @EHilgy17
    @EHilgy17 3 роки тому

    Not gonna lie, I loved this movie as a kid and it was on A LOT on tv. So indeed I share you nostalgia but wow it didn't age well. I'm so glad I found your channel a month or two ago. You're amazing.

  • @sahnetortenfisch6556
    @sahnetortenfisch6556 Рік тому +2

    Fun Fact: The Movie is called "The Babynator" in Germany