youtube wants their advertising platform to really be a place for farming ads to people (as in..."everyone" including kids [which imo is a very puritan and backwards way of thinking, given they already have youtube kids]) so that they can have all the ad revenue in the world from their "partners"
Ah this is why I never trust my recommendations “Dwayne the f*** Johnson “Thomas the f*** engine” And much more, I am very surprised that he showed no regrets saying......
@@norouziman8748 i love eric andre. he's great. but i was talking about network late night tv.. like colbert, kimmel, fallon, meyers, corden, etc. they don't make late night talk shows like conan anymore. SAD
Conan's humor was definitely geared to a smarter audience. My favorites were the remotes he did. The Germany trip, the South Korean trip, the Avon lady, and the Taco Bell hq were stand outs.😂
Dang, we were warned. They're like, this is what we're going to do, are you ready for it? We all knew... KNEW exactly what was going to happen and I still choked on my drink from laughing.
"May the **** be with you" and "Long-haul ****ers" were my favorite because "force" and "truck" weren't even 4-letter words and he still snuck it in there. 🤣🤣
Conan’s immediate “How many times have you been on THAT SHOW?!” Killed me harder than the entire bit, because now I just see Andy coming back a dozen times by chance
I just thought of dogs when they run around in circles chasing their tails. I wasn't aware of the inappropriate meaning of the phrase. English is not my native language.
@@chrisofstars You have found a comment from 13 y/o me that thought being a snarky douche was cool and funny. Please forgive him, he hasn't learned yet
For non-mative... err, non-native English speakers: to "chase tail" means to hunt for a sexual partner - and now I want to know why my predictive text is so against "sexual" that the Latin keyboard's "sexualia" was suggested before "sexual" before...
@0:35 That is so true, especially because in a older episode of Wheel Of Fortune, someone said "Bitches in the Future" when the correct answer was actually "Bitcoin is the Future".
@@uzairoruz1669 Fun but unfortunately fact: They have change thier finger licking good sauce because of covid and how it sounds. It is now chicken dipping good 😑
😂 Oh God. Every time I need a good laugh I come here and it never fails. And everyone I’ve shown it to thinks it’s not funny. But it’s f__king hilarious.
Not hearing that “Beeeeeeeep” sound over swear words is therapeutic.
Slang Yung what’s a therapeutic
Slang Yung Hearing the buzz after each wrong answer is hilarious 😂
@Clippy It never does, unless it's unnecessary censorship for comedic purposes.
@Clippy Yeah, I suppose so.
Ikr
Conan: How many times have you been on that show?
Andy: A fuckton.
Gold! Should've been in the script
Comedy gold. Well done!
Hahahahahaahah
missed opportunity...
Good answer
"oh this is gonna be funny..."
"...OH F*** IT'S UNCENSORED!" 🤣
But your comment wasn't
Lame
And you had to ruin it by pussifying your comment
@@nikifalcon that's a great word I will now use pussying in my daily language
@@alfshigechi5518 no
Honestly, there may never be another late night host like Conan and a counterpart like Andy. Truly one of the best duo's of all time.
Johnny Carson the king of late night and ed i don't remember his last name
@@startrekstarwars7629 Yeah, it's too bad that there's no possible way of finding out what his last name is
@@jeremyc9593 its definitely not the internet is called my brain
Duos*
True.
Gordon Ramsay: Finally a f**king worthy opponent
Our battle will be legendary
Susana Mendez skadoosh
Our battle will be f**king legendary.
🤣🤣🤣
Tai lung.
For the last one he should have guessed fork and it was actually the “F” word
Totally agree!
Yeah, that would've funnier
What about folk
I was thinking Flak
Hahahahahhaa
*_The people over at UA-cam HQ must have had a stroke after watching this._*
why?
PANZERFAUST90 because demonetization
Don't worry, this is from a big boy corporation. UA-cam is promoting the -fork- out of this!
youtube wants their advertising platform to really be a place for farming ads to people (as in..."everyone" including kids [which imo is a very puritan and backwards way of thinking, given they already have youtube kids]) so that they can have all the ad revenue in the world from their "partners"
ItsWurbz yet they still monetized it
After the third example I'm like "alright we get it" then it just kept going and I ended up in tears 😂 that was ridiculously funny
“Dwayne the f** Johnson”
XD
U mean Dwayne the rock johnson
Ariany Arnis no
@@CosmicTeal no
Ariany Arnis r/whooooosh
1:08 I don’t blame him for guessing that cause it can’t be “Luck Be a Lady Tonight” since the L was already called
There were a few like that
Good catch
Smart!!!! I didn't notice that, too busy laughing. 😂😂✌
Good eye
Lol I noticed the same thing with 1:19 and 1:27🤣🤣
Conan should be uncensored always
but then that would give children the impression that bad words are harmless.
David S. But they are??
@@gray9606 Then why are they illegal to say on TV?
@@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- because people are silly that way.
David S. How are they harmful?
I'm going to sue. I fell off my f*cking chair laughing. Broke my f*ckin' arm.
It's funnier when you realize some of the words he was guessing were not 4 letters lmao
Like Force.
That's the best part
@@commonsensemod4039 No.
Lol
Of the answers that already have fs in them lol
I edited this comment and now you don't know what I said to get so many likes.
Yeah same lol
I wish I wouldn't have read your comment so I could've been too
@@over8124 if only I could turn back time
Thelema same
LOL...ty Andy R
1:28 why you do me like that
Sorry Thomas.
F
I sincerely apologise.
whatdefok
That's your chad nickname
I suspect, "The Green Bay Fuckers" struck a chord with a lot of people
Dwayne the "F" Johnson had me convulsing....
That was the best
Gonna call him that from now on.
If you smeeeeeeeeell..... WTF... is cookin'...
I wish that was his actual name.
Yeah I threw back with that one
CONAN Production Crew: How many F-Bombs could you drop in this segment?
Andy: Yes.
did you mean *_uck Yes*
You are not funny
@@-Me_ and neither are you
Andy: You'd be F**king surprised.
@@-Me_ Thank you! I really try not to be. :)
This is so dumb but I couldn't stop laughing
I nearly died of laughing
Lol😂😂😂
The first couple were like, meh. But it got funnier because of the absurdity of it.
The real dumb thing is the 1950's standard of censorship in the U.S.A.
I've watched this several times and I crack up every single time. So silly, but so darn funny.
1:08 are you serious killed me
L was in lasy...should have been in luck as well
CHASING TAIL is the second best answer ever behind Randy Marsh's.
“The category is: People who annoy you.”
"A group of pill-pushers" was pretty good, too.
lmfao what he say?????????????
He said naggers
10 seconds Mr. Marsh…
You can see why Conan has kept Andy front and center with him all these years:
He’s forking funny.
Andy’s one liners and delivery of them is legendary.
2000-2009
@@trevrr pretty sure Andy left because he wanted to pursue other projects and not because they wanted to get rid of him
indeed. totally, totally spot on.
No he’s spooning funny
1:28
It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.
Thomas has never seen such bullshit before
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 Thomas has never seen such fuckery before
I'm saving this video for watch later.🤣🤣🤣
@@JackyMan22 Cinders and Ashes
I return to this clip frequently. Andy's delivery of every guess is hilarious.
I was expecting something corny but this was ****in' good.
buckin' good?
Suckin' good!
Duckin' good
muckin' good?
You're all wrong. Clearly it's Hyukin' good 😂
"Fuckingham palace"
*My favorite historical place.*
Ancient History hey historically that’s what the palace’s primary function.
@@joryjones6808 I mean-- I guess so lmao
Oh yes
Sounds like a quote from Lazlo Cravensworth (see "What we do in the Shadows")
“Green Bay Fuckers”
That’s pretty great but that laugh seemed like the wrong reason 😥😯
Isn’t it actually made it to post season?
Two Green Bay football teams, Packers in NFL and Fuckers in XFL
As a Minnesota fan I didn't care
Lord King Charizard YT I wouldn’t either if we eliminated you 🙃
Undead Skill lmao go packers go 1262! Angel kid tony 878873771834!
As a lifelong Bears fan, it made me so happy for someone to finally pronounce the name of the Green Bay NFL team correctly.
Ah this is why I never trust my recommendations
“Dwayne the f*** Johnson
“Thomas the f*** engine”
And much more, I am very surprised that he showed no regrets saying......
Fuckingham palace some one make this a meme
142jiffer241 - gaming hahahahahah
Is UA-cam Trying To Sue Itself? Because This Appeared In My Recommendations
@@cookiebeefstuk7941 How Would Andy Mess That Up Its Literally Easily
Awesome
I was definite he would be redeemed when the answer was "fork". I actually laughed out loud when he wasn't.
Raziel Moreno I thought “Fork” would have been funnier as it was the only one that wasn’t as funny. I couldn’t stop laughing btw..
Watching the Good Place recently, fork would have been an acceptable answer.
@@Sufinsil Fork, flak, feek, fisk, fink, funk.. Sorry, I do a lot of crossword puzzles.
Richard Smith Words with Friends
@@Sufinsil Holy forking shirtballs man. Conan is an ashhole.
Take it sleazy.
Some of his answers sound like they can be names of pornos lol.
Dan Carrington Some of them probably are
_better find out_
hahaha, s i k e
*M i g h t y f u c k*
you mean all of them, not some of them
Like Fuckingham Palace?
Every time I feel down I watch this... For me it never gets old!🤣
The only word that is in his dictionary is that word that starts with f
The only word in his dictionary is the f word
adventurer_teen fun
adventurer_teen lmao what
He’s the white Samuel L. Jackson?
I started laughing out loud at "Thomas the **ck Engine" and screaming at "The Green Bay **ckers". This sketch was brilliant.
Why are u sensoring yourself buddy lol
I think "Green Bay Fuckers" was my favorite haha
@@anda6963 I thought UA-cam deleted posts using the F word... As you can see I'm still being careful ;-)
The first time I saw their sketch I was cry laughing
@@Brownalebelly nah youtube is the wild west, and youtube doesn't delete any comment, the owner of the channel can delete comments if they choose to.
I was NOT prepared for this lmao. I almost cried laughing
ShellShock794
I thought the bit would get old fast, but I’m still laughing well after the video’s over.
Same here dude! Holy f*ck!
Guess my humor is dry. Didnt even chuckle.
Same 😭👌
Actually did laugh so hard I cried.
The fact that this is uncensored makes this even more hilarious!
The small pause before “FUCKISH”...
He really thought it over lol
It should have been turkish, but you got it
FRIKISH
Buzz
Rizky Alfatih Ummm, no, too many letters.
He missed a good joke:
*Conan* "How many times have you been on that show?"
*Andy* "A fuckload"
Such a missed opportunity!!! lol
"But I always wore my lucky shirt" was a great one-liner
@@mikec7812 think he meant his fucky shirt
Genius😂
That must keeping Andy up at night even after all these years.
1:26 I died of laughter here 😂
9
10
11
13
14
The pause before “Fuckish” gets me every time 😂
Since "L" was already used, "_uck Be A Lady Tonight" might've actually been valid
@@anzhelabeyko6894 Because he is showing that is the blank tile
In all fairness to Andy, for “Back in the saddle again,” there was no “A” in “Back,” so what choice did he have?
Aerosmith
@@LinKueiDragon but the A in saddle should have shown up in Back
@@iamgoo I know. I'm just saying that the quote, 'Back in the saddle again,' is Aerosmith.
"Buck in the saddle again"?
I’m baaaaaack in the saddle again!
This is way funnier than snl or those Jimmy guys . This is comedy gold
yhe jimmy guy is full cringe
Felon?
Jolly Botox and kimmel
The Adam Driver SNL skits are hilarious
I agree with everything you said
*those jimmy guys*
Thank you for this so very much..
Hey Andy, finish this one for me: The Oregon __cks.
Ducks
Sucks
dicks
Lol
Docks
Now this is a quality video, no stupid censoring, what UA-cam used to be like
It still is
Cat Girl19082 nah, most videos are censored now
It is censored cause youtube won't monetize it.
Cameron Gray yes indeed !
Brawl stars
1:28 THOMAS THE WHAT ENGINE?!?!
ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yare Yare Daze That’s just your opinion
@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. I respect your opinion and won't argue
@@Pro_GameMaster888 ok but how is that related in any way
lmao
Lost it right around “fuckish” 😂😂
_UCK: *exist*
This guy: IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
Did you mean IT'S F*** REAL ESTATE?
It's Andy
L
I'm going to so miss this show. No show will ever match Conan's skits. they were GENIUS and funny... End of an era indeed.
it's a bit nuttier but look up Eric Andre
@@norouziman8748 i love eric andre. he's great. but i was talking about network late night tv.. like colbert, kimmel, fallon, meyers, corden, etc. they don't make late night talk shows like conan anymore. SAD
@@claude878878 all those mentioned are a bunch of woke, politically charged activists
Conan's humor was definitely geared to a smarter audience. My favorites were the remotes he did. The Germany trip, the South Korean trip, the Avon lady, and the Taco Bell hq were stand outs.😂
Thought Andy was gonna say "fucky shirt" at 2:05 hahaha
Dang, we were warned. They're like, this is what we're going to do, are you ready for it? We all knew... KNEW exactly what was going to happen and I still choked on my drink from laughing.
Dwayne
‘The f**k’
Johnson
That got me laughing hard
Lost it at "Finger F**king Good" and "Thomas the F**k Engine" 😂😂
You ain't the only one
"May the **** be with you" and "Long-haul ****ers" were my favorite because "force" and "truck" weren't even 4-letter words and he still snuck it in there. 🤣🤣
@GonadOBrien "snuck" isn't a word,Gonad.And you went to Harvard and you should know that
Yu so wet
@@enesdapo4278 Merriam-Webster Dictionary: Defintion of Snuck - past tense and past participle of SNEAK.
@@jchis9852 over your head, it went
I don't even know why I'm laughing anymore... I was giggling the whole way through but totally lost it at f@ckingham palace. 🤣🤣🤣
Such a simple skit, but unexpectedly funny. You can always trust Andy in a skit 😂
They should do “only for UA-cam” bits like this!
You just watched one!
@@Nathan-wh9fn I bet they aired it with bleeps, still funny. Bob and Tom used to do it all the time on the radio.
💯
Conan: How many times have you been on that show?
Andy: A lot, but I always wore my lucky shirt.
Don't you mean "f*cky shirt"?
Conan: How many times have you been on that show?
Andy: I don’t know, how many breads have you eaten in you life?
Conan: *GASP*
Orie Hoffmeckler had name-called Vanna White a game show bimbo. Hoffmeckler created countless numbers of murals for Penthouse magazines.
fucky
The word is fucky but it is pronounced as lucky.
@@BRONZE_OFFICIAL DIOOOO
How many times have you been on that show?
“A lot but I always wore my lucky shirt.” Lol
F**kingham palace
My new favourite curse word
Jade Blade stop censoring words
Guess that's a good word to refer to my upstairs neighbor's apartments.
Sorry, I don't speak censoring...
But yeah...Fuckingham Palace is also my new favourite curse word...
Conan: How many times have you been on this show?
What Andy should have said: *Too many!*
Tin Tin Wee too many
He should have said yes
K Y I changed it thanks
Too f**king many!!
No see that wouldn't have been funny....
Steve Harvey: Give me something that adults do when the kids are out.
Contestant: F**k!
Steve: *shocked
LOL😂😂😂😂😂
The question is, was that answer on the board?? lol
I'm gonna guess they do "funk" at home (?)
Steve Harvey: What is something you and your partner enjoy doing in bed?
Contestant: Sex!
Steve Harvey: *surprised Pikachu face
@@marcw6875
On the board it would read, "Gettin Jiggy wit it".
this never fails to make me laugh, I make it a point to watch this once a year 😆
I’m so happy this was uncensored it made it so much better without the bleeps. I also laughed more the longer the bit went on
Conan’s immediate “How many times have you been on THAT SHOW?!” Killed me harder than the entire bit, because now I just see Andy coming back a dozen times by chance
Chasing tail is wildly inappropriate? That seems like mildly at worst lol
My dog does it all the time.
Exactly. Don't these people see what their dogs do when they poop?
shr00mhead 😂😂
To be fair the A was already on the board.
I just thought of dogs when they run around in circles chasing their tails. I wasn't aware of the inappropriate meaning of the phrase. English is not my native language.
A group of pill pushers is still my all time favourite 😆✨
His reaction to his answer F*CK BE A LADY TONIGHT got me LMAO!
1:28 look how he massacred my childhood
Found one, one of those people that get mentally scarred for the rest of eternity because someone made a harmless joke about a childhood show.
It’s Thomas The *Tank* Engine
@@thetreedemoknight4827 are you familiar with a joke 😅
@@chrisofstars You have found a comment from 13 y/o me that thought being a snarky douche was cool and funny. Please forgive him, he hasn't learned yet
1:19 Happy Star Wars Day.
Thanks, it's also my birthday as well.
happy star wars day!
😂 0:47 - 0:48 - 0:49 - 1:00 - 1:04 - 1:05 - 1:06 - 1:07 - 1:09 - 1:10 - 1:12 - 1:13 - 1:14 - 1:16 - 1:17 - 1:18 - 1:19 - 1:28 - 1:30 - 1:31 - 1:34 - 1:35 - 1:38 - 1:40 - 1:46 🤣
Today’s Star Wars Day 2024!!!
@@thecatslayer3.1And my birthday was that day too.
Had to find this video. Andy is on Celebrity Wheel.
F'ckingham Palace
Prince Andrew: yeah I lived there!
Captions: Buckingham Palace
"I f**ked there once "
This is the best!
0:46 I like how confident he was when he said that. He even looked around, just so proud of himself.
For non-mative... err, non-native English speakers: to "chase tail" means to hunt for a sexual partner - and now I want to know why my predictive text is so against "sexual" that the Latin keyboard's "sexualia" was suggested before "sexual" before...
Thxs for sharing! I didn't know bout that.
@@joi3101 Me neither. I looked it up, and that's why I commented :).
@@mickgorro "Mative"...you're not wrong....lol
@@sharifbrown3567 Fixed.
@@mickgorro nooooooooo! Mative made it a funny pun, Mate refers to baby making, while native was implied.
I haven't laughed so hard in a very long while, thank you Andy!
The hilarious part about "fork" is the notion that the F and the K would be guessed before the R.
I always FORK my girlfriend. She's okay with it.
"People who annoy you"
Like on south park
Ni-
Racists?
10 seconds Mr. Marsh
@@ivang3021 I know what it is but I don't think I should say it
Freaking died of laughter LMAO. They should do this more.
1:11 To be fair, that one can’t be “back in the saddle again” because there’s no a in the first word
Man, no bleeps? I love it. HAHAHA!
What got me was the delay before saying “Fuckish”
1:42 Andy and every Bears fan
😂 LMAO
He owns you homie
Dwayne "the f***" Johnson 😂 I love Andy so much
1:37 is that a Star Fox’s reference I hear
It’s starfucks. For Starbucks. Lol. I’ll r/wooosh myself
Starbucks ☕️😋
2:06 "but I always wear my lucky shirt"
Me: You mean your fucky shirt?
Thank you for not censoring your comment
copied
This would never pass when they were on nbc lol.
"Fuckingham Palace" LMAO
@0:35 That is so true, especially because in a older episode of Wheel Of Fortune, someone said "Bitches in the Future" when the correct answer was actually "Bitcoin is the Future".
should have said "my fucky shirt".
OMG I just commented this lmbo
0:42 is where the real “fun” happens
1:13 uh more like here
mabye
1:08 can't blame him there, there were no Fs but there was an L!
Kfc would sell a F*** ton more chicken if that was their slogan.
@1:26 - "Finger F*ckin Good"
@@uzairoruz1669
Fun but unfortunately fact: They have change thier finger licking good sauce because of covid and how it sounds. It is now chicken dipping good 😑
Lol at "Chasing Tail" being wildly inappropriate.
It's been a long time since I literally couldn't stop laughing, Andy's answers kept on hitting lmaoo.
💯
😂 Oh God. Every time I need a good laugh I come here and it never fails.
And everyone I’ve shown it to thinks it’s not funny.
But it’s f__king hilarious.
Lmao one of the best Conan bits I've seen in a looong time.
I can't stop laughing when Andy start guessing the words.
S T A R * U C K S
The jack in the box and the KFC one was sooooo good too, lmao
I call Star*ucks that for real.
Starucks lol
I needed this vid this morning, ty for posting😂😂😂😂