Best of Stupid Game Show Answers (SGSA)

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2011
  • My favorite picks of stupid game show answers. I don't own the copyright to these video clips but they can be viewed from "stupidgsa's" channel at the link below:
    ua-cam.com/users/stupidgsa...
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  • @ellisbelll
    @ellisbelll 2 роки тому +38634

    Okay but the guy that said “what’s a hoe” wasn’t wrong…

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 2 роки тому +2411

      Ken Jennings is a legend in the Jeopardy community. I think he's become a millionaire from his play on the show!

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 2 роки тому +1063

      @@trygveplaustrum4634 4.5 million, minus whatever the tax man took.

    • @_mason_3962
      @_mason_3962 2 роки тому +641

      Ken Jennings is literally the best. I hope they make him the new host of jeopardy.

    • @natalia-wc8ze
      @natalia-wc8ze 2 роки тому +242

      @@_mason_3962 unfortunately, the official new hosts have been announced, and it’s not Ken 😔

    • @matthewkoch7165
      @matthewkoch7165 2 роки тому +189

      The way I've heard it. His brief trial run was good if not a bit shakey. And it doesn't look like any of the other guest hosts have come close to doing as well

  • @daegiovanni5864
    @daegiovanni5864 2 роки тому +13847

    "name something only worn by children."
    "clothes," replies the fully-dressed man.

    • @scrubbingdoubles8585
      @scrubbingdoubles8585 2 роки тому +1270

      He's secretly 3 children sitting on each other's shoulders

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails 2 роки тому +150

      @@scrubbingdoubles8585
      This

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe 2 роки тому +359

      “name something that you might accidentally leave on all night”
      “Your Shoes”
      “I hope you won’t take this the wrong way, but you are weird”

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 2 роки тому +29

      HEHE

    • @poppy63765
      @poppy63765 2 роки тому +39

      @@CHRF-55457 Michal Jackson final words

  • @jakeapplegate6642
    @jakeapplegate6642 2 роки тому +2463

    I love how the guy who said “clothes” actually looks up at the board like he actually expected it to be a answer lol

    • @talastra
      @talastra 2 роки тому +73

      You ALWAYS look up at the board. GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER

    • @poofballoon
      @poofballoon 2 роки тому +26

      He was desperate lmao

    • @PrettyGirI123
      @PrettyGirI123 Рік тому +4

      I’m your 1k like

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 10 місяців тому +1

      *an answer (because "answer" starts with a vowel sound)

    • @jakeapplegate6642
      @jakeapplegate6642 10 місяців тому

      @@alvallac2171 damn bro. Your life must be pretty pathetic.

  • @piccolo54trunks2
    @piccolo54trunks2 2 роки тому +2150

    5:03
    "I'll agree"
    "You agree with that?!"
    "It's Isreal!"
    *"IT IS???!"*
    Kills me every time lmfao

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar 2 роки тому +54

      IT IS?! AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @plague0
      @plague0 2 роки тому +34

      best moment of the video lol

    • @Spero_Hawk
      @Spero_Hawk Рік тому +16

      4:56

    • @tomedy_official
      @tomedy_official Рік тому +35

      And his theory was almost right.
      Almost every family in Israel has a doctor who is a relative.

    • @sweetpepino1907
      @sweetpepino1907 11 місяців тому +17

      It's like the dude was just doing bits and couldn't believe he was actually on to something apparently

  • @mullenenterprises
    @mullenenterprises 4 роки тому +25609

    “Name something you feel before you buy it”
    “Excited”
    This man is a genius

  • @jeffsabados8075
    @jeffsabados8075 4 роки тому +18758

    “An ace of kidneys” his complete confidence in his answer too lol

    • @ChuChu.id0l
      @ChuChu.id0l 4 роки тому +18

      @Temporary Name same

    • @rickyp.martin3209
      @rickyp.martin3209 4 роки тому +44

      Well there was no going back.

    • @rustedfate71
      @rustedfate71 4 роки тому +64

      What’s an ace of kidneys

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 4 роки тому +166

      Your ace of kidneys doesn't beat my pair of skulls

    • @RRansomSmith
      @RRansomSmith 4 роки тому +10

      @@Carl_McMelvin right, since the letter D was already unveiled lmao

  • @screamoneo
    @screamoneo 2 роки тому +1404

    that "ten decades" being the 'right' answer is so cute. literally a match made in... well it wasn't in school, i'll tell you that much

    • @bi_beans9011
      @bi_beans9011 2 роки тому +14

      Decade is ten years right?

    • @cononsberg6919
      @cononsberg6919 Рік тому +19

      Yes, a decade is ten years

    • @spectorcsm
      @spectorcsm Рік тому +18

      No it probably was made in school and that's why they never payed attention

    • @FernieAriel
      @FernieAriel Рік тому +8

      @@spectorcsm *paid

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 4 місяці тому +2

      So he's saying that his mother is 100 years old.😂

  • @nutellafoxvideos7350
    @nutellafoxvideos7350 2 роки тому +354

    6:27 I think my favorite part of this one is how when she says it's a "ewe" and he looks up at full attention like "yes what about me?"
    and then the 'nevermind' just the fastest roast ever.

  • @Ously6
    @Ously6 4 роки тому +20318

    “Michael do you have a boyfriend? I’m sorry, I meant girlfriend.”
    “No, I’m gay.”

    • @crosswired9
      @crosswired9 4 роки тому +832

      That one was my favorite!

    • @antoniokaige7919
      @antoniokaige7919 4 роки тому +1399

      That was the ultimate power move lmfao

    • @Kururoro
      @Kururoro 4 роки тому +637

      3:17
      Keep this

    • @luving4kitty
      @luving4kitty 4 роки тому +219

      Thank you, person above me!

    • @SelkieGirl
      @SelkieGirl 4 роки тому +681

      *proceeds to become increasingly more uncomfortable while the contestent is clearly proud of who he is*

  • @c0nsci0usness
    @c0nsci0usness 4 роки тому +4150

    "A group of pill-pushers" rofl--it's not stupid if it fits

    • @Warri0rLink
      @Warri0rLink 4 роки тому +106

      But the letter “P” had already been solved for.

    • @bastiaan1150
      @bastiaan1150 4 роки тому +10

      @@Warri0rLink muuhhh I'm so smart

    • @rossmarshall6960
      @rossmarshall6960 4 роки тому +2

      The best gameshow answer ever😂😂

    • @Neptunia120
      @Neptunia120 4 роки тому +23

      *THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, J O E*

    • @morgandrotar721
      @morgandrotar721 4 роки тому

      What's a pill pusher

  • @ShrubRustle
    @ShrubRustle Рік тому +619

    3:18 LEGEND. he had SECONDS to decide whether to out himself on national television for the bit. and by god he did it

    • @dr.funnybones
      @dr.funnybones Рік тому +52

      i've been scrolling the comments trying to find one that mentioned this

    • @lucasseakins8920
      @lucasseakins8920 Рік тому +12

      Wouldn’t be as bad as in todays world

    • @clevertaco328
      @clevertaco328 Рік тому +97

      @@lucasseakins8920 you are delusional if you think it was easier then.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Рік тому +23

      Not to mention that this is presumably in AUSTRALIA, which would be significantly more unsafe to do so compared to the UK.

    • @yberen
      @yberen Рік тому

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer why do you compare it to the UK?

  • @zachhessler8722
    @zachhessler8722 Рік тому +253

    The "I usually close my eyes and pretend it's an Alpaca sweater" is the funniest answer in game show history.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 9 місяців тому +26

      RIP Gilbert Godfrey

  • @schwift2681
    @schwift2681 3 роки тому +2595

    "Balls go back and forth at a 100 miles per hour, in what sport?"
    "Jogging"

  • @katherinerobbins9041
    @katherinerobbins9041 3 роки тому +3651

    “A group of Pill-Pushers?”
    “THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!”

    • @heavyweatheraudios1656
      @heavyweatheraudios1656 3 роки тому +9

      Woo 60 likes

    • @amgoose8278
      @amgoose8278 3 роки тому +23

      The problem with this is that the comment you copied this from is right above yours so i mean ya know? This is kinda awkward.

    • @sammymohamed1755
      @sammymohamed1755 3 роки тому +16

      I literally thought of the same answer lmao I wonder what it is

    • @Dreamline78
      @Dreamline78 3 роки тому +36

      I mean, it's a dumb answer because the 'P' was already called. It's so obviously "a group of ball-washers".

    • @Dreamline78
      @Dreamline78 3 роки тому +20

      @@sammymohamed1755 In all seriousness, I think it’s “a group of well-wishers”.

  • @nat_jack
    @nat_jack 2 роки тому +144

    “Got a boyfriend?”
    *Crowd booing*
    “Sorry got a girlfriend”
    “No im gay”
    “Well I’m a happy fella myself”

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 Рік тому +234

    No matter what happens, I will always laugh to the point of tears at "ace of kidneys." It's just such an inherently absurd phrase and something about it gets me every single time I watch this video.

  • @frostchak2163
    @frostchak2163 3 роки тому +5960

    I hope the ten decades couple never broke up, because they were MADE for each other

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct 3 роки тому +505

      that moment when you use the wrong equation and you still get the right answer

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel 3 роки тому +196

      @@winnipeginstinct He got the SAME answer. The answer was still wrong.

    • @benoliver5593
      @benoliver5593 3 роки тому +122

      @@winnipeginstinct she knew what he was going to say

    • @flyingfish
      @flyingfish 3 роки тому +33

      @@benoliver5593 that's the point...

    • @lyric2439
      @lyric2439 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @arcadiotorres4964
    @arcadiotorres4964 3 роки тому +3489

    "An ugly child?"
    "Now, you're a school counselor."😂

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 Рік тому +160

    I love that even by his math of 4 years a decade he still did his math wrong.

    • @George_Bland
      @George_Bland 10 місяців тому +6

      I’m suspicious about that one tbh, I feel like they might have agreed before that the answer to any number was 10

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 9 місяців тому +1

      He should just be lucky he had to match her answer...

  • @Noahs-Workshop
    @Noahs-Workshop Рік тому +84

    "An ugly child?"
    "Now, you are a school counselor" 😂😂😂

  • @fatraccoons
    @fatraccoons 4 роки тому +2241

    “An ugly child?”
    *”Now, you’re a school counselor-“*

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 роки тому +37

      Superintendent Chalmers: Class after class of ugly, ugly children!

    • @zaphod77
      @zaphod77 3 роки тому +14

      well it can't be "an Only child" because n was already placed. in the first word, and not the second.
      what else fits?

    • @stupidnamefilter
      @stupidnamefilter 3 роки тому +10

      @@zaphod77 It was the round where letters get turned over one by one.

    • @thrashercentral1792
      @thrashercentral1792 3 роки тому +3

      School counselors in a nutshell

    • @ricardobravo1291
      @ricardobravo1291 3 роки тому

      @@zaphod77 damn it.

  • @Cold-Blooded-Jay
    @Cold-Blooded-Jay Рік тому +38

    6:34 I wonder what she thought "urban" and "rural" meant because clearly, she had some kind of experience. I love that the host keeps pressing the question to get more out of her and each answer is better than the last.

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 2 місяці тому +3

      "He gave me something tho" ayo chill

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich 2 роки тому +112

    00:22 Pat yelling "THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!" is 100% priceless LMAO! 02:10 "PINGAS" on the Feud is also priceless!

  • @wolfyakuza
    @wolfyakuza 4 роки тому +3850

    “Name something only worn by children”
    “Clothes”

  • @ovnox
    @ovnox 4 роки тому +2546

    Pat: “Why are you using sign language?”
    ...: “Because he’s blind”

  • @anwvggamming
    @anwvggamming Рік тому +66

    2:52
    "Name something normally worn only by children"
    "Michael"
    Michael: "Clothes"
    (laughter)
    Loudest man in audience possible: "GOOD AN-"

  • @raymac5235
    @raymac5235 2 роки тому +94

    5:57 Rest in peace Gilbert, you were SO hilarious!❤️

  • @xavierrose8208
    @xavierrose8208 4 роки тому +4748

    "I'm sorry Michael. Have you got a girlfriend?"
    "Nah, I'm gay."
    This IN AUSTRALIA IN THE 80S

    • @alanli2605
      @alanli2605 4 роки тому +22

      Whispering Jack Tf

    • @xavierrose8208
      @xavierrose8208 4 роки тому +576

      Here's a tip... Australia didn't legalise homosexuality until the 1990s..

    • @alanli2605
      @alanli2605 4 роки тому +31

      Whispering Jack u know same sex marriage was legalised recently?

    • @xavierrose8208
      @xavierrose8208 4 роки тому +258

      @@alanli2605 I'm aware, as I'm Australian and gay, genius

    • @alanli2605
      @alanli2605 4 роки тому +15

      Whispering Jack guess what. I’m Australian too

  • @snazzyface1608
    @snazzyface1608 4 роки тому +2299

    *”THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE J O E”*

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +64

    1:21 I feel so bad for this kid, he knew the right answer but had a slip of the tongue 😂

  • @thepbcenthusiast7561
    @thepbcenthusiast7561 8 місяців тому +12

    0:22 *"THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"* 😂

    • @Lilystudios27
      @Lilystudios27 3 місяці тому +1

      Felix: a group of pill pushers
      Me: ...THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FELIX!!!😡😡😡

  • @satellites7889
    @satellites7889 3 роки тому +8332

    "Three people who have never been in my kitchen, I don't know." He's not wrong!

    • @KyleEdwardsPhoto
      @KyleEdwardsPhoto 3 роки тому +98

      Straight out of "Cheers." That was pure homage to Cliff Clavin!

    • @kariannek7326
      @kariannek7326 3 роки тому +24

      @@KyleEdwardsPhoto omg I wasn’t the only one that thought of that reference!!!

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 роки тому +13

      @@KyleEdwardsPhoto John Ratzenberger is the best!

    • @Rottidog68
      @Rottidog68 3 роки тому +1

      @@KyleEdwardsPhoto Ahh The Buffalo Theory.

    • @stevenichol8598
      @stevenichol8598 3 роки тому +5

      Greatest Cheers episode ever! Lol so long ago I had to dig it up for my two boys to see a couple years ago. Good stuff!!

  • @therealjohnkennedy6087
    @therealjohnkennedy6087 4 роки тому +2638

    "You are signing here what does that mean?"
    "He's deaf."
    Had me dying

    • @jimmehsaint
      @jimmehsaint 3 роки тому +19

      @El Barto No but he sure saw it, it got cut off in this clip but he signed it right afterward

    • @Apple-tz6hs
      @Apple-tz6hs 3 роки тому

      😭same

  • @MayimHastings
    @MayimHastings 2 роки тому +30

    “That means he’s deaf” that guy’s smart ass cup overflows. I can guarantee my brother and I would both have had the same answer.

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 Рік тому +29

    “Name something you feel before you buy it”
    “Excited”
    I’d give him the point for that, that was out of pocket!

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan 4 роки тому +8402

    My thoughts on these answers:
    10%: what
    40%: *dying of laughter*
    50%: They're not wrong.

  • @weedle4736
    @weedle4736 3 роки тому +10097

    "Name something you feel before you buy it"
    "EXCITED"
    This might be the most innocent yet sarcastic answer I've heard.

    • @costa2012
      @costa2012 3 роки тому +147

      I almost spit out my drink I laughed so hard.

    • @BlueHat1
      @BlueHat1 3 роки тому +9

      How is that innocent?

    • @weedle4736
      @weedle4736 3 роки тому +172

      @@BlueHat1 something a 4 yrs old kid would answer

    • @unicorn69
      @unicorn69 3 роки тому +37

      @@weedle4736 I was gonna say “Rug.”

    • @amara7103
      @amara7103 3 роки тому +32

      I mean I would be excited too 💀

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw Рік тому +63

    7:52 these two were literally made for eachother, because either neither of them knew what a decade was and still had the same thought process, or she knew he'd say something outlandish like that and was completely right

  • @byronwilliams943
    @byronwilliams943 2 роки тому +92

    "Full speed ahead " Still my favorite answer of all time

  • @blackzephyre
    @blackzephyre 4 роки тому +1307

    "Roses are red, Violets are blue, on our wedding night...
    "We went to bed"
    Underrated

    • @EastIsMyName
      @EastIsMyName 4 роки тому +2

      gaming

    • @mystery785
      @mystery785 4 роки тому +2

      @@EastIsMyName yes please

    • @sujaysukumar123
      @sujaysukumar123 4 роки тому +1

      I caught the flu

    • @Suplyndmnd
      @Suplyndmnd 5 днів тому

      Legit, wife and I tried to fool around a bit but was just exhausted. It was 10+ hours of getting ready, wedding, food, dancing, by the time we got to our hotel room it was nearly 2am.

  • @alon-so
    @alon-so 3 роки тому +19542

    “My mother is 44, 4 years a decade, she’d be 10 decades”
    How is it physically possible for a sentence to be this wrong?

    • @theannilators7479
      @theannilators7479 3 роки тому +789

      he actually said 44th birthday, so assuming he thought "44th birthday this year", and it still hasn't happened, she'd be 43, and 4 years a decade would be 10 decades

    • @papasquash919
      @papasquash919 3 роки тому +1351

      @@theannilators7479 I'm just gonna pretend your comment didn't exist cause its so much funnier to think 4×10=44

    • @ty4nak132
      @ty4nak132 3 роки тому +87

      But it was correct though

    • @bgbear4668
      @bgbear4668 3 роки тому +23

      Your kidding right

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 3 роки тому +69

      I don't know what equations you guys are using but I'm guessing the same as that guy

  • @CasualGamingEnthusiast
    @CasualGamingEnthusiast Рік тому +21

    0:50 *"Why are you booing him he's right!!"* 😂

  • @randomheadful7190
    @randomheadful7190 11 місяців тому +37

    I just want to give credit to Buddy Hackett, the comedian who gave the “Israel” answer on Hollywood Squares. He was very popular during the 50s, 60s and 70s and even did the voice of Scuttle the seagull in The Little Mermaid. He was also Jewish. He was a very funny and sweet man that I'll always relate to my childhood.

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 6 місяців тому +1

      You do know that most of the time, they are given the questions ahead of time, so that the comedian celebrities, can come up with jokes, and practice their punchlines & timing.

    • @WreckItRolfe
      @WreckItRolfe 2 місяці тому +2

      He's Jewish!?
      You could never tell!

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 2 місяці тому +1

      He was the groundhog in the stop-motion Jack Frost too, I think.

  • @Ndihrkop
    @Ndihrkop 5 років тому +6087

    "Got a boyfriend?"
    "Oh I mean do you have a girlfriend?"
    "No I'm gay"
    That's too perfect

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 4 роки тому +9159

    "Name something worn ONLY by children"
    "Clothes"
    Same guy: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night"
    "Shoes."
    "I hope you won't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are WEIRD."
    I love him

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 4 роки тому +74

      Wait it’s the same guy?! WHAT

    • @jacksonbrooks4347
      @jacksonbrooks4347 4 роки тому +157

      No ones Michael ones Kenneth

    • @TheSilentSniper
      @TheSilentSniper 4 роки тому +97

      He was probably mature for his age and was walking around naked before most of his classmates

    • @jp4431
      @jp4431 4 роки тому +93

      He doesn't wear clothes but he'll wear his shoes all night. All right whatever makes him happy

    • @immissliss9843
      @immissliss9843 4 роки тому

      JP HAHAHAHAH love ya

  • @LuckyOwI777
    @LuckyOwI777 2 роки тому +160

    "what would you say is your husband's favorite condiment?"
    "oh, his pool table upstairs"
    It's always the answers that are the most random, that get me, lol
    EDIT: The rodent saxophone got me more. damn it

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 2 роки тому +7

      I would say it's because people were less educated back then, but I hesitate to say we've gotten smarter

    • @CoinnectedOfficial
      @CoinnectedOfficial Рік тому +4

      'Need some condiments for your burger?'
      'Yes I want some fresh Pool Table squeezed right on that juicy beef patty!'

    • @101jir
      @101jir Рік тому +5

      The internet slows down the process of forgetting words we otherwise wouldn't use I think. Back in the 90s, and presumably before, "pen pals" were a thing to try to be as culturally literate as possible. With the internet, I can talk to my friends from Austria, Germany, France, or within my own country I have two friends from Virginia, one from Illinois, one from California, you get the idea. All can be reached easily, often in seconds.
      Back then, a lot of talk was just local, so words like "condiment" may have never been used around these people, or so long ago that they don't remember.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +1

      I love the next girl even more! "I never heard that word before neither, so I says karate school!"

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like a reasonable hypothesis
      Like easier I had to look up conjugate because I hadn’t interacted with the word in years

  • @TekuTaurus
    @TekuTaurus 2 роки тому +53

    "44th birthday, at 4 years a decade, that'd be 10 decades"
    Not only does he not know what a decade is but he also thinks 44/4 is 10 instead of 11

  • @davidrichardson6749
    @davidrichardson6749 4 роки тому +14628

    Steve Harvey: asks sexual question
    Steve Harvey: gets sexual answer
    Steve Harvey: sully wazowski meme

    • @laila4146
      @laila4146 4 роки тому +206

      David Richardson couldn’t explain it better

    • @maxrequisite
      @maxrequisite 4 роки тому +394

      @Randy Reckers the sully wazowski meme is when sully and mike are both combined. Get your memes straight.

    • @_buggzbb_7445
      @_buggzbb_7445 4 роки тому +23

      @Randy Reckers R/WHOOOOOOOSH

    • @cardinaldr2539
      @cardinaldr2539 4 роки тому +2

      Randy Reckers ty

    • @imapotato4772
      @imapotato4772 4 роки тому +36

      *shocked pikachu meme*

  • @ultralightcam6963
    @ultralightcam6963 3 роки тому +4700

    “What is something only kids wear-“
    🔴 “clothes”

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 3 роки тому +91

      Bzzzt, skin!

    • @53ra
      @53ra 3 роки тому +131

      So only kids wear clothes 👀 Damn, can’t believe I’m allowed to walk naked in a mall

    • @gulfbut
      @gulfbut 3 роки тому +11

      I think half credit.
      Footie pajamas???

    • @jimbo8574
      @jimbo8574 3 роки тому +8

      👁👄👁

    • @mrman_4234
      @mrman_4234 3 роки тому +12

      @EVAN FLOREK you a worm?

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock 10 місяців тому +29

    that "nah i'm gay" kid was fucking legendary. was he actually gay or was he just quick-witted enough to spot an opportunity to say the funniest thing possible? perhaps both???

  • @redfox2266
    @redfox2266 2 роки тому +8

    That old show with the husbands and wives is a gold mine for these answers

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 4 роки тому +5014

    "No, I'm gay."
    That guy is a genius

    • @youdungoofed1
      @youdungoofed1 4 роки тому +335

      No, he's gay

    • @mellanie7598
      @mellanie7598 4 роки тому +75

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas no he's gay

    • @pollypocket3823
      @pollypocket3823 4 роки тому +41

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas they were joking you absolute walnut

    • @bowen.halstead_8498
      @bowen.halstead_8498 4 роки тому +62

      Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas He called you a walnut now live with the consequences

    • @pollypocket3823
      @pollypocket3823 4 роки тому +49

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas bro they understand that he's not actually gay, it's just a joke you mediocre clarinet player

  • @simonunger2599
    @simonunger2599 4 роки тому +14606

    The “ten decades” couple is a perfect example of two wrongs making a right

    • @lue5776
      @lue5776 4 роки тому +600

      Simon Unger honestly, I think she knew him well lol

    • @mcdeathlord73
      @mcdeathlord73 4 роки тому +81

      @@lue5776 I think that's what he meant

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 4 роки тому +663

      She wasn't wrong though, the question she was asked wasn't how many decades old is his mother, it was how many decades old would he say his mother is. So she was right on the money!

    • @robertjones4502
      @robertjones4502 4 роки тому +64

      I swear to God I'd never thought that saying could ever be false but 2 fuccing wrongs made a fuccing right. Ain't that a bitch!

    • @darylday6379
      @darylday6379 4 роки тому +6

      Robert Jones 😂😂😂

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 Рік тому +26

    The best part is when they press the buzzer before the question is finished so they have to come up with an answer at random, and most of these people say it with more confidence than I’ll ever have.

  • @jamesniagu274
    @jamesniagu274 6 місяців тому +4

    “A group of pill pushers”😂😂
    That was a great guess😂

  • @megaverner
    @megaverner 4 роки тому +4612

    "Name a specific part of the body women try to accentuate."
    Him: *Points* "BREASTS!"
    Her: *Jiggles*

  • @dangleesack7617
    @dangleesack7617 3 роки тому +4676

    why tf is nobody talking about the fact that the answers to favorite condiment were a pool table and fucking KARATE SCHOOL

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 роки тому +272

      Well that one woman who said "karate school" admitted that she never heard of the term "condiment" before.

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 3 роки тому +49

      Oh. I thought he said favorite condom mint. :)

    • @dangleesack7617
      @dangleesack7617 3 роки тому +86

      @@melissacooper4282 lmao at least she was honest and didn’t just try to play it off like the first girl 😂

    • @passtheweab5770
      @passtheweab5770 3 роки тому +49

      Well lets remember the context back then. Not every woman was given a proper education

    • @kensperspective
      @kensperspective 3 роки тому +188

      @@passtheweab5770 thank god we’ve progressed to the point of giving no one a proper education.

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 2 роки тому +8

    "If a man falls off a boat, you say 'Man overboard.' If a woman falls off a boat, what do you say?"
    *"Full speed ahead."*

  • @gr8potatosaurusofthunderfart
    @gr8potatosaurusofthunderfart 2 роки тому +5

    Older people always say to me that TV was less lewd and people were more decent in the old days ... After watching this I suspect they weren't so different after all... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rubyxfox
    @rubyxfox 2 роки тому +4354

    5:45 "what should you yell if a woman falls overboard?"
    "Full speed ahead"
    HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 2 роки тому +263

      T’was not a mistake, he definitely meant that one 😂

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 роки тому +86

      they get the questions and the jokes ahead of time

    • @dadbot8480
      @dadbot8480 2 роки тому +46

      Fun Fact for Boston Railfan: Did you know that not everyone wants to have their fun spoiled?

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 роки тому +11

      @@dadbot8480 too bad.

    • @itsssuper
      @itsssuper 2 роки тому +8

      @@dadbot8480 shut up

  • @p4t21ck
    @p4t21ck 4 роки тому +1812

    "Name something you might leave on all night"
    "Shoes"
    "I hope you don't take this the wrong way Kenneth, but you are weird."

    • @Ari-jm6xx
      @Ari-jm6xx 4 роки тому +1

      P4T21CK K1NG LoL!!

    • @ddd-op5wy
      @ddd-op5wy 4 роки тому +30

      Haha thanks for repeating the joke from the video, even funnier the second time

    • @flatur5567
      @flatur5567 4 роки тому +13

      @@ddd-op5wy quit being cynical and get a job my guy

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 4 роки тому +1

      @@ddd-op5wy CRINGE
      ONLY RETARDS SAY 2019
      I SAW THAT JOKE SOMEWHERE
      *Name of popular franchise* IS OVERRATED
      Am I cool yet?

    • @bigverybadtom
      @bigverybadtom 4 роки тому +4

      Not weird if you suddenly fall asleep without having a chance to undress.

  • @Rainbowfox_
    @Rainbowfox_ Рік тому +5

    “THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!” lmao 😂

  • @poison6084
    @poison6084 Рік тому +9

    "What his favourite kind of rodent?"
    "His saxophone."
    Lets just say this woman isn't the brightest in the box 😂😂😂

    • @Jason_The_Stooge
      @Jason_The_Stooge 29 днів тому

      Doesn't trigger me half as much as the condiment question.

  • @Vampyzx
    @Vampyzx 4 роки тому +2082

    "Minors and hoes"
    Yeah that seemed more than correct
    Edit: *what the fuck are these likes*

  • @ihorvoronchak8191
    @ihorvoronchak8191 3 роки тому +21229

    “Do you have a boyfriend?”
    “Wait no. Do you have a girlfriend?”
    “I’m gay”
    That killed me

    • @hav1n254
      @hav1n254 3 роки тому +243

      Same

    • @jagermeister-3812
      @jagermeister-3812 2 роки тому +443

      Just like how the Middle East- wait, never mind

    • @sexycowman
      @sexycowman 2 роки тому +1016

      @@KB-fk3jj nobody booed. He did however deflect the possibility of homosexuals by saying that gay just meant happy.

    • @avideogamemaster
      @avideogamemaster 2 роки тому +245

      And I think the guy said he is gay just as a joke too

    • @matthewhollier
      @matthewhollier 2 роки тому +128

      @@sexycowman
      Gay did just mean happy for pretty much everyone in that audience for most of their lives. But I guess if you can’t find oppression, you make it up.

  • @sharknadoman1015
    @sharknadoman1015 Рік тому +5

    I lost it during "Clean his weapon".🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lilystudios27
      @Lilystudios27 3 місяці тому

      I can do a impressed of a sarcastic guy I'm "ClEaNiNg My WeApOn" 😂😂😂

  • @Danny-sv5rh
    @Danny-sv5rh 4 місяці тому +2

    My favorite is when he asks where is the weirdest place that you personally got the urge to make woopy

  • @belowocean
    @belowocean 3 роки тому +3533

    Host: Asks questions that are obviously sexual answer bait
    Competitor: answers sexually
    Host: surprised pikachu face

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 роки тому +178

      This is exactly what steve harvey does all the time, he fully expects it but he has to go "HUH?!"

    • @MUHAMMADLANE
      @MUHAMMADLANE 3 роки тому +98

      @@pumkin610 *A HYUH HYUEH, WHAT YO ASS SAY?*

    • @Irfan87
      @Irfan87 3 роки тому +19

      @@MUHAMMADLANE Lmao this comment

    • @matthewvarney1019
      @matthewvarney1019 3 роки тому +17

      Steve Harvey in a nutshell

    • @VitaEmerald324
      @VitaEmerald324 3 роки тому +17

      Steve Harvey on Family Feud: 👁👄👁

  • @lelekhan6
    @lelekhan6 3 роки тому +2122

    "what is a bagel?" "I don't know I'm mormon"

  • @Renji9031
    @Renji9031 11 місяців тому +3

    I'll have a cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and dojo, please.

  • @fredgervinm.p.3315
    @fredgervinm.p.3315 Рік тому +2

    "Full speed ahead."
    Gotta love it...

  • @peaches_6418
    @peaches_6418 4 роки тому +780

    "What's a Bagel?"
    "I don't know I'm Morman"
    *-I'M DYING-*

    • @sxturnx_8767
      @sxturnx_8767 4 роки тому +3

      I LITERALLY COULDN'T BREATHE ON THAT ONE

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 4 роки тому +13

      That one was absolute gold but I wanna know how being Mormon means he didn’t know what a bagel is lol

    • @sxturnx_8767
      @sxturnx_8767 4 роки тому +5

      @@fluffyphoenix8082 It's sort of a comedical religious joke, if you want me to actually explain it to you I can

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez 4 роки тому +10

      @@fluffyphoenix8082 Well... it seems like they weren't the only people having trouble figuring out what a Jewish dish was... So I would guess he was making a joke, rather than trying to, embarrassingly, trying to explain to his wife about the dense bread donut they smear cream cheese on.
      Instead, he made it a joke about religion.

    • @RIPToNateDoggIHadToRegulate
      @RIPToNateDoggIHadToRegulate 4 роки тому +2

      Sup mah niggahs

  • @3gatoss
    @3gatoss 4 роки тому +2977

    “youre signing i notice. what does that mean?”
    “that means he’s deaf”
    I WAS CACKLING THAT MADE ME UGLY LAGUH OMG

    • @starsetpuppy4205
      @starsetpuppy4205 4 роки тому +32

      _laguh-_

    • @crowbones2815
      @crowbones2815 4 роки тому +20

      Laguh.... how do you even say that out loud??

    • @laonagrouchini
      @laonagrouchini 4 роки тому +16

      @@crowbones2815 lag-uh

    • @crowbones2815
      @crowbones2815 4 роки тому +8

      @@laonagrouchini oh thank you...
      I still dont know how to normal human speech, but this helps.

    • @laonagrouchini
      @laonagrouchini 4 роки тому +5

      @@crowbones2815 you're welcome :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @nursehellamusic
    @nursehellamusic 8 місяців тому +4

    Ken was like "I'm so far ahead on this imma say the funny shit and take an L" he's so good to us xD

  • @JakuraithePrimalWarrior
    @JakuraithePrimalWarrior 2 роки тому +5

    0:52 That’s literally the most relatable answer I can think of. Legitimately I thought it was that.

  • @hollywood739
    @hollywood739 4 роки тому +4619

    Good thing Steve Harvey was not on any of these
    With the pause he takes this would have been a 12 hour video

    • @charlieodom9107
      @charlieodom9107 4 роки тому +71

      Have you ever seen how long it take him to film one episode? Hint...sometimes more than 1 day!!!

    • @kba
      @kba 4 роки тому +175

      Steve: **Stares at camera for 20 seconds while audience laughs before he cracks up himself**

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 4 роки тому +73

      Steve: "oh no he didn't!!!" to an extremely obvious sexual connotation.

    • @jacobhubred
      @jacobhubred 4 роки тому +1

      420th like

    • @ITSMERlVER
      @ITSMERlVER 4 роки тому +15

      Jorge THANK YOU finally someone said it. Wish we still had these hosts tbh

  • @HutchHere
    @HutchHere 3 роки тому +9197

    "Name something you might accidentally leave on all night."
    "Your shoes."
    "I hope you don't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are weird."

    • @chaos7076
      @chaos7076 3 роки тому +144

      w o r n g

    • @HutchHere
      @HutchHere 3 роки тому +21

      @@chaos7076 yes

    • @chaos7076
      @chaos7076 3 роки тому +88

      @@HutchHere no put it back as worng

    • @asiac8968
      @asiac8968 2 роки тому +169

      Seemed like a fine answer to me; although, he was probably expecting something like tv, or radio.

    • @bfun4615
      @bfun4615 2 роки тому +47

      I've fell asleep with my shoes on.

  • @pianissimo5951
    @pianissimo5951 8 місяців тому +3

    2:14 that look he gave 'em im ded 💀

  • @relser187
    @relser187 2 роки тому +4

    That lady with that buff guy understood the assignment and immediately shook hers, love it!

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 4 роки тому +1307

    "Jolly green giant"
    "I'm not that big, Karen"
    MAKE THIS A MEME

    • @peacemouse
      @peacemouse 4 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @katherinehearnet7533
      @katherinehearnet7533 4 роки тому +1

      Absolutely

    • @jeeeff1435
      @jeeeff1435 4 роки тому +4

      Why dont you make it yourself?

    • @jerotoro2021
      @jerotoro2021 4 роки тому +4

      "Honey, I spoke to the manager, and they would NOT refund my purchase, go in and yell at them!"
      "I'm not that big, Karen"

  • @bantom360
    @bantom360 4 роки тому +19820

    These are really not stupid, they're mostly witty and hilarious.

    • @dancorwin9232
      @dancorwin9232 4 роки тому +588

      Ehhhhh, a lot of em are contestants being stupid and the hosts being really clever

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому +80

      I really love the second one. Good memories watching that live at my grandmas house.

    • @JJgottaAK
      @JJgottaAK 4 роки тому +139

      Most of them are people being stupid. He said a foreign country she said USA then Texas XD not very witty

    • @bantom360
      @bantom360 4 роки тому +5

      @@dancorwin9232 Mostly not tho...

    • @mason-rt8bp
      @mason-rt8bp 4 роки тому +2

      @@JJgottaAK wassup

  • @lilythebassetpuppy
    @lilythebassetpuppy Рік тому +4

    If I was paid a dollar for every time I used that extremely common phrase, "An ace of kidneys", I'd... definitely not have a dollar.

  • @bobseabert7230
    @bobseabert7230 9 місяців тому +3

    "No I'm gay"
    "Well I'm a happy lil fella myself!"
    Hilarious
    100% saving for future use

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 4 роки тому +4226

    So people were stupid before the internet, good to know.

    • @bobberry1463
      @bobberry1463 4 роки тому +203

      Austracy fun fact we like to joke that the internet has made us more stupid but quite a few studies stated that we actually getting smarter. The reason for this is because the ability for information to be found has gotten easier and faster with correction getting fix daily.
      In the past if you wanted to know something you have to read a whole book and if the book is outdated or wrong you wouldnt know and the people around you wouldnt know because they all got the information from the same book as you

    • @alextarhovisky4261
      @alextarhovisky4261 4 роки тому +32

      @@bobberry1463 or you could think of it another way people didn't have a platform to show their "brilliance" now everyone does

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath 4 роки тому +14

      @@alextarhovisky4261 Funny thing is, most of these "brilliant" people talks more than they think

    • @klittlet
      @klittlet 4 роки тому +2

      @@boaofdeath thats how you and me work brother

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 4 роки тому +43

      People have been stupid since the first Neanderthal pulled on a mammoth's tail for a dare.

  • @pillsburydoughboy1693
    @pillsburydoughboy1693 7 місяців тому +4

    2:15 Freddie looked so proud of himself

  • @James670
    @James670 Рік тому +2

    "Ten decades" makes me so happy.

  • @callmetopgun45
    @callmetopgun45 3 роки тому +18795

    This is proof that the internet didn’t make us stupid.
    We were always stupid.

    • @eivkiy5061
      @eivkiy5061 3 роки тому +544

      But they were funnier than today.

    • @mr.cantsay
      @mr.cantsay 3 роки тому +973

      @@eivkiy5061 they weren't as easily offended.

    • @ManofSexySteel
      @ManofSexySteel 3 роки тому +355

      the internet just made the fool famous

    • @Loopimay
      @Loopimay 3 роки тому +146

      @@ManofSexySteel
      Because people eat it up. We laugh at dumbasses and then get mad that they exist.

    • @samd1405
      @samd1405 3 роки тому +246

      The internet gave the stupid a platform to convince other stupids to combine their stupid and become dangerously stupid together.

  • @DeannaRose1213
    @DeannaRose1213 3 роки тому +9681

    i think the funniest thing about a lot of these is that they know exactly how stupid their answer is as it's coming out of their mouth but they just can't stop themselves

    • @Stitchpuppy01
      @Stitchpuppy01 2 роки тому +276

      Its like writing down an answer to a test question you dont know, but youre hoping the teacher will give you pity points just for trying 😅

    • @Moonlight-ju4qi
      @Moonlight-ju4qi 2 роки тому +4

      @@winterblossom4446 Lol you are funny.

    • @GreggoryL
      @GreggoryL 2 роки тому +9

      @@winterblossom4446 People still laugh at stupid gameshow answers. Chill. You're the only one going backwards here, what with your nostalgia for the old times lmao

    • @davsab4624
      @davsab4624 2 роки тому +1

      except michael

    • @sanicmaina2493
      @sanicmaina2493 2 роки тому +28

      That or they're completely clueless, like:
      "What country did your husband last buy a foreign car from?"
      "US"
      "The US isn't a foreign country"
      "Texas"

  • @tony_T_
    @tony_T_ 2 роки тому +2

    2:11 bro didn’t even hesitate 💀

  • @Bminutes
    @Bminutes 2 роки тому +1

    3:03 that guy screaming GOOD ANSWER at the top of his lungs

  • @bigyikes8698
    @bigyikes8698 4 роки тому +1843

    “What do you do about a hairy back?”
    “I usually just close my eyes and pretend she’s wearing an alpaca sweater”
    I laughed SO HARD

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 3 роки тому +4366

    "Jolly Green Giant"
    "I'm not THAT big, Karen"
    Let his sacrifice in the name of comedy never be forgotten

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 Рік тому +4

    IN THAT MAN'S DEFENSE I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN IMMORAL PLEASURE SEEKER BE CALLED A RAKE

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 6 місяців тому

      You need to read more classic literature featuring rakish young lads.

  • @williamroe8905
    @williamroe8905 8 місяців тому +2

    the confidence with "uh .... an ace of kidneys ❗ " got me

  • @changeabletornado2828
    @changeabletornado2828 3 роки тому +8496

    Host: “Have you got a boyfriend Michael”?
    Michael:
    Host “IM SORRY IM SORRY, have you got a girlfriend?”
    Michael: “Nah, I’m gay.”
    Host: 👁👄👁

  • @notroy9376
    @notroy9376 3 роки тому +8177

    "Do you have a boyfriend"
    "..."
    "Sorry i mean do you have a Girlfriend"
    "No I'm gay"
    Best line in any show EVER

  • @sarahmerriman3633
    @sarahmerriman3633 Рік тому +2

    0:53, casual reminder that this guy now hosts Jeopardy.

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 2 роки тому +1

    The "three people that have never been in my kitchen" bit is a deliberate reference to Cliff Clavin on an episode of Cheers where he was a contestant on Jeopardy.

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 4 роки тому +2422

    The guy and girl who thought his mother lived 10 decades are truly meant for each other and I don’t know if that’s good or bad.

    • @scifisuede
      @scifisuede 4 роки тому +72

      There really is someone for everyone!

    • @JM-ij1om
      @JM-ij1om 4 роки тому +11

      Thought the same thing lol!

    • @OneFloofyBooper
      @OneFloofyBooper 4 роки тому +73

      She just knows that he's an idiot

    • @savannahjohnson633
      @savannahjohnson633 4 роки тому +82

      I'm torn though.. the look on her face made me think she might have known what a decade was, but knew he wouldn't.. or knew what he thought it meant.. maybe not tho. Lol.

    • @richrichard9038
      @richrichard9038 4 роки тому +8

      Hopefully they don't reproduce.

  • @C.Robertson
    @C.Robertson 4 роки тому +1559

    “What do you say when a woman falls overboard?”
    “Full speed ahead”
    😂😂