Asmon reacts to the LockPickingLawyer April Fools Video

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  • @Notaforumguy007
    @Notaforumguy007 Рік тому +5444

    that was masterfully written there was hardly a moment he wasn't making an innuendo and it worked perfectly with what he was actually doing.

    • @anthonyelledge7475
      @anthonyelledge7475 Рік тому +180

      That is a lawyer for you

    • @Nekomancer1983
      @Nekomancer1983 Рік тому +209

      And he does that every year. He's not only a locksmith, but a wordsmith as well.

    • @Johannes_Kuhn
      @Johannes_Kuhn Рік тому +26

      If you would just listen, without watching, you might imagine something else is going on.

    • @ronin1648
      @ronin1648 Рік тому +17

      I learned so much, about locks and "backdoors", two for one

    • @charmingsushiball9769
      @charmingsushiball9769 Рік тому +3

      I think i'm too foreign to understand the innuendos

  • @fifthofascalante7311
    @fifthofascalante7311 Рік тому +5848

    This is 100% better when you’re on audio only.

    • @mestre12
      @mestre12 Рік тому +85

      Oh, hell yeah

    • @jkterjters
      @jkterjters Рік тому +60

      If it started from “on this channel,” then it would be perfect.

  • @harambae117
    @harambae117 Рік тому +3328

    I love that the LPL doesn't escalate, nor de escalate. He just KEEPS GOING.

    • @hdog9046
      @hdog9046 Рік тому +189

      You could say he's edging his audience!

    • @matthewglover8804
      @matthewglover8804 Рік тому +46

      MOMENTUM BABY!!!!

    • @rpie1382
      @rpie1382 6 місяців тому +4

      Well that continued to plateau..

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 Рік тому +3785

    Lock Picking Lawyer: Come for the April Fool’s videos, stay for the public humiliation of Masterlock.

    • @jonmsimpson
      @jonmsimpson Рік тому +136

      Watching LLP vids have taught me that the only thing locks keep out are honest people.

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees Рік тому +225

      @@jonmsimpson Honest people wouldn't steal even if it was unlocked with the key in it, locks exist to keep out lazy thieves.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 Рік тому +22

      ​@@Toastybeesthis

    • @toshi9742
      @toshi9742 Рік тому

      Autocorrect or nah? 😏
      (Sorry not sorry)

    • @Hemestal
      @Hemestal Рік тому +55

      ​@@Toastybeesthey also keep out the average oportunistic thief. But theres nothing not even the best lock can do against an actual lock picker.

  • @Alexandra-Rex
    @Alexandra-Rex Рік тому +7500

    He has the best April Fools videos out there.

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 Рік тому +163

      His other April Fools videos are just as hilarious.

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Lark88whoooosh

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 Рік тому +124

      @@mikeuk666 why are you whooshing me? I was agreeing with him.

    • @pillowhead4456
      @pillowhead4456 Рік тому +59

      @@mikeuk666 whooosh

    • @lvl-3bot
      @lvl-3bot Рік тому +47

      @@mikeuk666 whoooosh 🤡

  • @endotimez9086
    @endotimez9086 Рік тому +1632

    The frightening part is just how easy it is to pick a standard door lock.

    • @TractorBoy521
      @TractorBoy521 Рік тому +351

      I think it was just his ex-girlfriend's back door being easy tbh

    • @SuperSayinSolidSnek
      @SuperSayinSolidSnek Рік тому +95

      bro, there's a glass window right next to it.

    • @wevegottrouble5891
      @wevegottrouble5891 Рік тому +117

      The frightening part is that lock manufacturers know this and *still* sell their products to unsuspecting, gullible customers who don't know.
      LPL has featured countless of videos breaking into even relatively advanced door locks with ease, and many times it's an easily preventable exploit that allows extremely untalented novices without lockpicking expertise to get into your home, such as raking.
      Your lock is only as strong as your weakest entry point.

    • @Caramelhorse1
      @Caramelhorse1 Рік тому

      You'll be happy to know that less than 2% of US burglars used lockpics/shims to enter their target building.
      You'll be less happy to know that for over 98% of burglaries, the lock didn't matter.

    • @cbot9302
      @cbot9302 Рік тому +131

      @@SuperSayinSolidSnek The point of LPL channel is "detectionless attacks." In other words, methods where you can get in and out of a place without anyone theoretically knowing that you did. Hence why every video of his isn't just taking an angle grinder to a lock

  • @michaelmccartney157
    @michaelmccartney157 Рік тому +428

    He could have cleaned the knob while he's at it

    • @solaire8498
      @solaire8498 Рік тому +80

      He’s not that kind of lawyer

    • @bernddasbrot7244
      @bernddasbrot7244 Рік тому +53

      that would be gay

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 Рік тому +4

      ​@@bernddasbrot7244like you would know kid

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees Рік тому +68

      He deals with the locks, polishing the knob is the girlfriends job.

    • @dragonflysword
      @dragonflysword 6 місяців тому

      I recommend doing that afterward.

  • @diverse20101
    @diverse20101 Рік тому +780

    LPL is a legend with his April Fools videos

  • @Dr.UldenWascht
    @Dr.UldenWascht Рік тому +742

    I have nothing but respect. This is when a true gentleman tries his hand at toilet humor.

  • @Ghostfighter3000
    @Ghostfighter3000 Рік тому +1039

    asmon not wearing a white shirt? Must be AI

    • @KoarTCN
      @KoarTCN Рік тому +112

      Lets be real, none of those shirts are white any longer.

    • @yahikotendo5631
      @yahikotendo5631 Рік тому +22

      ​@@KoarTCNbro💀

    • @dllsorfe
      @dllsorfe Рік тому +1

      it must be underneath...

    • @mineralbunny8736
      @mineralbunny8736 Рік тому +2

      His white shirts are all in the laundry getting white again XD

    • @KoarTCN
      @KoarTCN Рік тому

      @@mineralbunny8736 There is no amount of bleach which could accomplish such a feat. Those are permanently stained.

  • @BlueAsterismSolstice
    @BlueAsterismSolstice Рік тому +230

    The first time I watched this, the innuendos flew right past me. I thought he was just being overly cautious like the undisturbed lock pick he did that had a sticker cover the keyway. He prevented residue from the sticker and then put it back on when he was done.

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 Рік тому +5

      I thought "haha it's implying that LPL is robbing someone:

    • @pianissimo7121
      @pianissimo7121 10 місяців тому +2

      I didn't know what backdoor meant. Only during the brown residue i guessed what was happening

    • @mygamechannel2300
      @mygamechannel2300 10 місяців тому +2

      I never even thought for a second that he was talking about the real door because I listened to it while doing things.

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 4 місяці тому

      You must be a girl

  • @irishbob26
    @irishbob26 Рік тому +312

    That was the funniest.
    I remember when he did it It took me a min to cop on to what was happening.

  • @mineralbunny8736
    @mineralbunny8736 Рік тому +452

    I like how he “flushes out” her back door holding a towel right underneath with his bare hands BEFORE he put on his rubber protection🤔

    • @Blackbirdone11
      @Blackbirdone11 Рік тому +36

      So you dont get the rubter joke. Makes sense..

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Рік тому +28

      The rubber is for the main job. In between the preparation there's still the baby wipes, *and the towel.* What are the towels and baby wipes for.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Рік тому +10

      He'd be wasting the rubber if he did things out of order. It could rip from being snagged in the wrong piece, or work itself out of the proper fit and he'd have to remove it.

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 8 місяців тому +1

      Bro doesn't know what lube is for

  • @elixir9665
    @elixir9665 Рік тому +166

    "i thought it was july" classic

  • @diogogomes2393
    @diogogomes2393 Рік тому +494

    Wow, never in my mind i would tought Asmon would stumble on the Lockpickinglawyer channel. Beware of the rabbit hole!

  • @azimuth9819
    @azimuth9819 Рік тому +123

    Would be so funny if after he tried to pick it, it was already unlocked and 2 people were inside waiting lmao

  • @PyrrhoVonHyperborea
    @PyrrhoVonHyperborea 20 днів тому +2

    The McNally version of this would be the definition of hardcore...

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 Рік тому +39

    *unlocks door*
    LPL: "Okay, now we can finally begin the process of penetrating my ex's backdoor."

  • @fluffyninjamenace4661
    @fluffyninjamenace4661 Рік тому +43

    Ah yes, LPL loves to takes his time with door-play before actually breaking in the backdoor.

  • @orclord5719
    @orclord5719 Рік тому +53

    This mf too relatable. Over the years, it turns out he watches the same channels i do

  • @Monsux
    @Monsux Рік тому +152

    Back doors can be tight, but good luck trying to fill his wife's beaver…

    • @SuperTimmmi
      @SuperTimmmi Рік тому +4

      Naked gun reference?

    • @Reyn_Roadstorm
      @Reyn_Roadstorm Рік тому +36

      @@SuperTimmmi Different LPL April Fools video reference.

    • @UyeGaming
      @UyeGaming Рік тому +1

      @@Reyn_Roadstorm Probably both.

    • @jcmottern
      @jcmottern Рік тому +1

      I love taxidermy😊

  • @Tk_Tank
    @Tk_Tank 9 місяців тому +2

    "I'm actually glad to find it this way" 💀

  • @DarkPoisoneer
    @DarkPoisoneer Рік тому +10

    Aside from the joke in the video, the fact it is a lockpicking video with skyrim music in the background brings memories

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones Рік тому +42

    Honestly, I was expecting him to be like "It's time to show you how to break into some stranger's home."

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 6 місяців тому

      He could do that next year. 😆

  • @carpickles
    @carpickles Рік тому +8

    The first time I saw this, I did not think of it the way it was intended to be interpreted at all until just looking back now. Good lord I was pure then LOL

  • @mattfromwiisports4910
    @mattfromwiisports4910 Рік тому +7

    “ I thought it was July “ 😂😂😂

  • @DarkKyugara
    @DarkKyugara Рік тому +33

    The best April Fool's joke comes as a surprise, like in July, you never expect it.

  • @LittleRedRubberDuck
    @LittleRedRubberDuck Рік тому +104

    This one is a classic 😂 LPL is great!

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran Рік тому +7

    This clip is best played via audio only and let imagination run wild.

  • @jackbounder6374
    @jackbounder6374 4 місяці тому +1

    Wd 40 is a penetrant and not a lubricant.
    Yes there is a huge difference we're talking night and day.

  • @EM_vi_ix
    @EM_vi_ix Рік тому +11

    If you'd leave your house once in a while you'd know it's April and not July.

  • @Tefezilla
    @Tefezilla Рік тому +2

    Wait til he sees the big coq

  • @HenryHoang-x
    @HenryHoang-x Рік тому +7

    You would be surprised how many locks are so easily broken into, when I was a kid I was playing with a screwdriver and I poked my house door and it f*cking opened.

  • @ozramblue117
    @ozramblue117 Рік тому +21

    Lol! I’ve seen this. Nice to see you reacting to it. The guy IS genuinely impressive though.

  • @kevinsargent
    @kevinsargent Рік тому +4

    I was expecting him to spit on the lock

  • @Madmartigan69
    @Madmartigan69 Рік тому +2

    When "One Wipe Charlies" just don't cut it.

  • @ivanstefancic8938
    @ivanstefancic8938 Рік тому +1

    3:34 - hahaha 😂

  • @zinc_trioxide
    @zinc_trioxide Рік тому +5

    Please, clean the backdoor first before use!

  • @XBullitt16X
    @XBullitt16X Рік тому +10

    This video works so well with LPL's dry sense of humour and monotone voice xD.

  • @vili-pekkavaltonen5943
    @vili-pekkavaltonen5943 Рік тому +3

    The skyrim music on back make it so good.. he should have made book about lockpicking aswell and pointing it out.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Рік тому +2

    That back door was so dirty Asmongold had to avoid wearing a white shirt.

  • @LightSilver7
    @LightSilver7 Рік тому +1

    the only time one considers a rubber

  • @gavinomeara8390
    @gavinomeara8390 11 місяців тому +6

    I can only imagine how many takes it took to keep a straight face during these recordings.

  • @MixMeister5000
    @MixMeister5000 Рік тому +2

    So glad i learned how to get in her back door.

  • @SwetPotato
    @SwetPotato 8 місяців тому

    This auto-played for me while I was looking away from the screen, I was SHOCKED

  • @YeaNo.
    @YeaNo. Рік тому +2

    Watching this without looking at the screen was a crazy experience for me.

  • @ollllj
    @ollllj 4 місяці тому +1

    the other april fools video about his long Johnsons-locks are the best, still.

  • @gauravdas5002
    @gauravdas5002 8 місяців тому +1

    Deaf people: 😮
    Blind people: 💀

  • @sanji663
    @sanji663 Рік тому +2

    The Skyrim music in the background fits way too good here.

  • @thesleeper4319
    @thesleeper4319 Рік тому +3

    He then went inside and loosened her up lol

  • @Caydiem
    @Caydiem Рік тому +5

    Sexual innuendo: The video.

  • @malikar_8623
    @malikar_8623 Рік тому +1

    bro finished so fast

  • @ZiIIous
    @ZiIIous Рік тому +2

    good thing im virgin and don't understand why chat are spamming horny emotes.

  • @krishanuphukan80
    @krishanuphukan80 3 дні тому

    McNally would have violated that lock in ways we could never even imagine

  • @Baneofhumanity24
    @Baneofhumanity24 Рік тому +2

    PSA: please DO NOT use WD-40 as personal lubricant.
    WWJD-40 is much better.
    But seriously, that will hospitalize you, that tissue is highly vascularized

  • @kbaptiste28
    @kbaptiste28 Рік тому +1

    it's the skyrim music that does it for me.

  • @Ugapiku
    @Ugapiku 4 місяці тому +1

    Other than War Thunder events, this is the best April fools!

  • @limysyenpai537
    @limysyenpai537 Рік тому +5

    back when i thought the joke was him breaking into his ex girlfriends house only to realize years later i was wrong.

  • @Kosmopoli
    @Kosmopoli Рік тому +1

    This is the side of LPL I never had to know about😞

  • @Dargoneth
    @Dargoneth 4 місяці тому

    The scottish warriors 20 sec insult is so good 😂

  • @TheBongReyes
    @TheBongReyes Рік тому +1

    I must still be 14yo.. as the innuendos from the original video got me cracking up. 😂

  • @soul-man
    @soul-man Рік тому +2

    Lol ex gf, bf at work, back door, lube, rubber protection lol well so familiar lol 😂😂

    • @corystarkiller
      @corystarkiller 11 місяців тому

      Your exgfs do a lot of pegging. 😂

  • @Kspice9000
    @Kspice9000 9 місяців тому

    A master class on innuendos.

  • @spyros186
    @spyros186 Рік тому +2

    now I want to see a McNally video roughhousing it as usual

  • @Juice1984
    @Juice1984 7 місяців тому +1

    This is a great April 1st.

  • @SouthernFailure
    @SouthernFailure 4 місяці тому

    A full year later I discover this

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Рік тому +7

    lpl's april fools' videos are always great.

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle Рік тому +3

    that's the best part.
    It IS July.

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 Рік тому +4

    LPL is a true OG.

  • @mAny_oThERSs
    @mAny_oThERSs 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh now i see what he meant

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach Рік тому

    It was originally published on UA-cam in a horizontal format without subtitles on April first. You're watching a repost somewhere else that may have been reposted in July.

  • @boogalooter7280
    @boogalooter7280 Рік тому +12

    WD--40 isn't lubricant, it's a water displacer. It'll only lubricate temporarily and eventually gum up, especially in mechanisms that heat up

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik Рік тому +6

      True, but to be fair to the LPL the can was not shown and the color of the applicator tube is different that what comes on WD-40 (red) so it was probably an actual lubricant used for small mechanical devices

    • @mattmanyam
      @mattmanyam Рік тому +1

      There's always one WD-40 pedant... Always.

    • @Danbotology
      @Danbotology 10 місяців тому +1

      Ah, the name of the product makes more sense now.

  • @spencer77822
    @spencer77822 Рік тому

    He forgot to spit on it

  • @7kortos7
    @7kortos7 Рік тому +5

    this was very well made. good job lock picking lawyer.

  • @D123-f9k
    @D123-f9k 4 місяці тому

    He forgot to flick away a bit of debris 😂

  • @deadlyshotta2893
    @deadlyshotta2893 8 місяців тому

    When scrolling online not watching the video, or paying attention. And wife laughs and says what what the hell are you watching.. haha 😂

  • @hadson2460
    @hadson2460 5 місяців тому

    This is a nice backdoor there

  • @gytispranskunas4984
    @gytispranskunas4984 8 місяців тому

    Its deadly humour. How does the commentator hold a calm voice and not burst out laughing

  • @galeanart7209
    @galeanart7209 Рік тому

    "awake" from elder scrolls V Skyrim

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller Рік тому +1

    dang, at first i thought the joke was that he is breaking into his exes house, but then it was just a bunch of sexual double entendres like the last one

  • @trstmeimadctr
    @trstmeimadctr Рік тому +2

    You should see his wife's beaver

  • @rey40
    @rey40 Рік тому

    Skyrim music while lockpicking the door lol

  • @russelldooley4670
    @russelldooley4670 8 місяців тому

    Needed an appropriate sound effect when he opened the door.

  • @StoryEnjoyer220
    @StoryEnjoyer220 6 місяців тому +2

    Oh my god I only understood now after re watching it what was going on.

    • @Sciss0rman
      @Sciss0rman 6 місяців тому

      Same... I don't know what my brain was doing when I watched this on LPL's channel.
      I must have had a stroke or so.

  • @fuzzy-02
    @fuzzy-02 Рік тому

    When you're secretly teaching the bros.

  • @ozawashere
    @ozawashere Рік тому +4

    This video gives you the urge to change your locks doesn't it? Get a good one next time those cheap home depot locks are shit.

    • @erinhardick4803
      @erinhardick4803 Рік тому +1

      Locks are crap, German Shepherds are much better :) mine has run off at least one ruffian attempting to enter my backdoor without permission.

    • @corystarkiller
      @corystarkiller 11 місяців тому

      I've got some bad news for you about those expensive locks, you might want to see what LPL did to those locks too.
      Locks are for insurance and too keep the lazy out.
      Anyone who wants to steal from you, will find a way to get in.

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid 6 місяців тому

    I'm gonna be honest:
    The innuendos went right over my head when I first watched this. It wasn't until next year's April Fools video with the diaries that it all finally locked into place.
    At first I thought he was making a "I'm going to break into my ex's house and steal her crap; don't mess with a locksmith" joke video.

  • @Khyroh
    @Khyroh Рік тому +9

    I watched this whilst having a poo.

  • @Silenceaverted
    @Silenceaverted Рік тому +1

    He’d break the glass and reach around if it’s a guys back door he was trying to get into

  • @kleberson777
    @kleberson777 Рік тому

    my mind is traveling

  • @aschnt-983
    @aschnt-983 Рік тому

    This sounds like the same voice as channel "History for Granite"

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 Рік тому +1

    hopefully her bf appreciates the kind gesture

  • @Fefko13
    @Fefko13 6 місяців тому +1

    The one occasion where blind people had more fun consuming this video.

  • @ulysses11
    @ulysses11 Рік тому

    When you notice the Skyrim ambiance:

  • @thepanzerofthelake732
    @thepanzerofthelake732 Рік тому

    The blind people in the audience: AYO WTF!?

  • @mapsgoonthewall5396
    @mapsgoonthewall5396 Рік тому +6

    Love his April fools videos.

  • @hancholo8084
    @hancholo8084 Рік тому +1

    Skyrim soundtrack is the best

  • @YDG666
    @YDG666 Рік тому

    I remember this video back in the day it got out

  • @g_o_l_d1113
    @g_o_l_d1113 6 місяців тому

    I honestly felt like Asmond had no clue about the main joke lol

  • @TommyBo42
    @TommyBo42 3 місяці тому

    How LPL can keep his voice straight is a testament to his genius on his April 1 videos.