Well see now, here’s the thing. Ok, you have to understand, it’s not about what I said. It’s about what I didn’t say. If I said winners win and losers lose, at the end of the day that’s a true fact. So if I’m right about that, there’s a good chance I’m right about this too. But at the end of the day it doesn’t even fucking matter, it is what it is” - Asmon, probably
@@Leo007619 What ,,objectifying '' means? Body is an object? What I can do with my nature as an man, that is going after female becasue of her biology ( what means she can give me kids ect. ), like it's natural for men, women does this to, but to lesser excent becasue of their different prioritis in choosing parnter )
@@nickpurdy69 Yeah stuff's been known about sugar for ages and everything that comes out of Rogan's mouth is regurgitated. I'm just saying McConnell definitely quoted Rogan almost verbatim lol.
@@ScizyrWhich now makes me wonder how true this is since as we know, information being passed down through multiple people tends to get diluted to the point where the original thought/claim is completely different to what was said first. I think they do this test in some schools where the teacher will tell the student in the front something and that student has to pass down the information as best as he/she can and the next person does the same. By the time the last kid tells the class what information they were given, it’s completely different to what the teacher said. It probably is true, but I wouldn’t know where to start researching this stuff.
@@joebidenissus1975 Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."
Any stupid corny smart jokes: Asmon Female Related: Andrew Tate Flaming you: Mcconnell I'm Better & Smarter than you: Donald Trump Conspiracy/Weird Takes: Alex Jones
Actually I think the context of the Andrew Tate one about cooking, was in regards to buying food. He mentions that stores sell whole cooked chicken for 5 dollars, and that's like 3 meals right there. Why cook when you get can options like that for cheap? Better to spend that time on something productive. If I remember correctly.
Still important to control whats in your food, which you can't do if someone else is preparing it for you. Especially a store/restaurant who has incentive to get you addicted to high fat/sugar/salt.
@@UltimaKeyMaster He makes statements about women but hardly jokes about women. The only one i can think of that he made a joke about was that no women he sees drinks water. Which is 1 out of more than 30 jokes he made
Me saying: "D, thats Tate for sure" And Asmon doubling it down, just to be proven wrong had me literally bust out laughing like i havent in months! holy shit, its the small things guys, life is wonderful
McConnell is actually dead on about sugar. Based on lobbyists I've talked to in DC they said food companies have some of the most lobbyists with tons of money to line the pockets of politicians. Sugar apparently being one of the biggest offenders
In case anyone was wondering, the context for the shoe quote isn't that bad. Asmon was telling Mcconnell about a time when he tried to help another wow player, by telling him that his gear sucked and that he should use something better. Mcconnell said that it wasn't Asmon's place to tell the player that, unless the player asked him to do it. Mcconnell then asked Asmon the following question in order to prove the point about the importance of consent "If you're hanging out with somebody and they get drunk, is that an invitation to take off their shoes?". Asmon said that it was probably just to not lose the argument, and thus the quote was said. A very strange conversation but that's the context to the clip
7/8 on the first one, missed question 1(Seemed like more of a Tate thing to say). 11/12 on the second one, missed question 8(Seemed like it could have easily been Trump or Tate on this one too). Asmon was way more on his game with these too. Winners win. There it is boys, there it is.
It's not hard to drive without shoes or socks. If your feet are functioning properly, they could adjust to the pressure of the pedals. Driving drunk is about executive function in your head more like ADHD but deadlier often times.
@@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn If my bare foot gets squashed so it would be in sneakers or sandals, you'd have to wear heavy duty boots all the time to offer any protection.
@@Netami1337I am the same. First thing I do is remove my shoes. The clutch, brake and throttle can be felt so much better. As for downsides, I'd say an accident /emergency situation would leave the soles of your feet vulnerable to glass, etc. But I have a mental barrier to consider buying thinly soled driving shoes 😅
Only Asmon could say "When it comes to objectifying women, I am the expert" and maintain the moral high ground
Well see now, here’s the thing. Ok, you have to understand, it’s not about what I said. It’s about what I didn’t say. If I said winners win and losers lose, at the end of the day that’s a true fact. So if I’m right about that, there’s a good chance I’m right about this too. But at the end of the day it doesn’t even fucking matter, it is what it is” - Asmon, probably
Yeah, cause there's nothing bad in objectifying women.
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
@@QMS9224too long not reading your essay of cope
@@Leo007619 What ,,objectifying '' means? Body is an object? What I can do with my nature as an man, that is going after female becasue of her biology ( what means she can give me kids ect. ), like it's natural for men, women does this to, but to lesser excent becasue of their different prioritis in choosing parnter )
With these kinds of editors, who needs enemies?
emojis have me dying lmfao
Is your editor even good if you can trust him? -Dallas Young
@@milkyykittyy of cringe
I know is cringe say cringe
fuck
Let him cook
Working as asmon's editor is like getting paid by a millionaire to throw shit at them.
Xqc’s editor too 😂
@idleeidolon its pretty much the middle ages jester lifestyle
true, the editors represent the common folk this way
At least Amber Heard has the decency to just leave a shit under the covers in the bed or a floater in the pool.. Throwing turds is for amateurs
Including t33th. 1:22
This needs to become a series
I second that
Third this!
Yeap, along with HC deaths reaction, its the best content I 've seen from Asmon since FF14s initial impressions and Barny/Pint reactions.
You know what's wild about the Editors VS Asmon thing?
I like them both even more.
Andrew Tate growing on me too
@@radiantveggies9348 in*
How is it wild. They are both doing their jobs right aka not taking themselves too srsly
All i got from this was Mcconnel = andrew tate
Surprisingly yes, that's what I got too.
I got that I know way too much about everyone involved lol I only missed 2 questions on both quizs
I think the fact that you could safely guess 3 of them for most questions is why the quiz is fun to watch/do.
That's why so many people having a meltdown over Tate was funny. Half the things he says are generic guy things regular guys say all the time.
More of this. Top quality content
this man is a legend who is making these.
@gharnsnatch4088no somebody else does them
@gharnsnatch4088man. That Ai is getting so good that people are getting tricked by it. 😅
@gharnsnatch4088Not true at all, they're fan made and the voice is just an ai voice over, it's the most common tts voice for donos
A fan made it
probably the editor of asmons channel. So he can get content
Wow he got all the McConnell questions right they truly do love each other
6:04
he didn't tho
one off
The problem of Reaction Streamers is that they doesn't have Asmon's editor.
Whoever makes these, you are a hero. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks lmfao
I feel like the editor of this channel could make a 4 hour version of this with all his knowledge
Worms don't need female worms. They're the ultimate sigmas.
I read this 3 times please explain
@@theendgame2978 because worms are hermaphrodite and can self-fertilize
@@theendgame2978they’re genderless
@@aerickmon3350 i don't get the sigma part i thought you needed money to be a sigma
@@theendgame2978Ligma
McConnell is right 100% right about sugar
He got that from Joe Rogan. Rogan says this all the time has been saying it for years.
@@nickpurdy69 Yeah stuff's been known about sugar for ages and everything that comes out of Rogan's mouth is regurgitated. I'm just saying McConnell definitely quoted Rogan almost verbatim lol.
@@ScizyrWhich now makes me wonder how true this is since as we know, information being passed down through multiple people tends to get diluted to the point where the original thought/claim is completely different to what was said first. I think they do this test in some schools where the teacher will tell the student in the front something and that student has to pass down the information as best as he/she can and the next person does the same. By the time the last kid tells the class what information they were given, it’s completely different to what the teacher said. It probably is true, but I wouldn’t know where to start researching this stuff.
@Scizyr that's literally what JR says all the time... "I'm just an idiot who tells people things that smart people tell me."
@@joebidenissus1975 Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so"
"Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."
The audience crossover between these 4 gentlemen should not be surprising for Asmongold enjoyers.
The editors hold so much power it's kinda crazy and we love em for it!
Zack is so good he doesnt even let himself know his next move
Any stupid corny smart jokes: Asmon
Female Related: Andrew Tate
Flaming you: Mcconnell
I'm Better & Smarter than you: Donald Trump
Conspiracy/Weird Takes: Alex Jones
We need more of these!!!!!!!!!!
Actually I think the context of the Andrew Tate one about cooking, was in regards to buying food. He mentions that stores sell whole cooked chicken for 5 dollars, and that's like 3 meals right there. Why cook when you get can options like that for cheap? Better to spend that time on something productive. If I remember correctly.
Could you really blame anyone for thinking it's because women though?
@@UltimaKeyMasterexactly just like how women expect men to be providers. Nothing wrong with that
Still important to control whats in your food, which you can't do if someone else is preparing it for you. Especially a store/restaurant who has incentive to get you addicted to high fat/sugar/salt.
@@cattysplatwell that's going to be true of anything I buy from a store that isn't a seed isn't it? What are you expecting me to do?
@@UltimaKeyMaster He makes statements about women but hardly jokes about women. The only one i can think of that he made a joke about was that no women he sees drinks water. Which is 1 out of more than 30 jokes he made
Please Please Please make more of these as they made me cry laughing my ass off.
This is the funniest shit, i hope this continues.
7:00 well you can’t fault the man for his honesty
This is soo good i cant stop laughing XD
BONUS TIME LMAO!!
The last one went the hardest 😂
5:03 that's actually true, though. That happened after Eisenhower's Heart Attack. Watch the movie "That Sugar Film".
This needs to be a weekly segment.
I know Alex Jones way better than the rest of them.
The end of this video was freaking gold.... loved it😂😂
Props to those who got the bonus question right.
that first minute had me laughing out loud so hard, with Asmongold realizing he's one bad day away from being a monster... XD
Whoever intended this... we need more.
Oh my god, I hope you do more of these. These are great! xD
We need more of this, it's so good
This is such a golden content, I love it 😂
Another banger from the editor
I love these videos they’re unironically my favorite content rn
Me saying: "D, thats Tate for sure"
And Asmon doubling it down, just to be proven wrong had me literally bust out laughing like i havent in months!
holy shit, its the small things guys, life is wonderful
6:07 I’m am CRYINGGGGG
McConnell is actually dead on about sugar. Based on lobbyists I've talked to in DC they said food companies have some of the most lobbyists with tons of money to line the pockets of politicians. Sugar apparently being one of the biggest offenders
Better get a tin foil hat to hide ur brain away from the evil 5G signal 💀
He needs to do a developer's defending bad games edition and try to guess if they are Blizzard or not.
In case anyone was wondering, the context for the shoe quote isn't that bad. Asmon was telling Mcconnell about a time when he tried to help another wow player, by telling him that his gear sucked and that he should use something better. Mcconnell said that it wasn't Asmon's place to tell the player that, unless the player asked him to do it. Mcconnell then asked Asmon the following question in order to prove the point about the importance of consent "If you're hanging out with somebody and they get drunk, is that an invitation to take off their shoes?". Asmon said that it was probably just to not lose the argument, and thus the quote was said. A very strange conversation but that's the context to the clip
What game was the last clip from?
we need more of these. too short too quick. this was great. The first miss i starting laughing nonestop. Please more
that last one was the best one and easiest to guess.
i love this channel xD the end had me cacling like a maniac
lmao my brain cuts short what asmon said when he made that face, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?" to "ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!?"
Bruh
I lost the last one 😂
You can see the sweat on his forehead praying the next quote isn't him lmao
Andrew actually right tho, you shouldnt cook if you have a high paying job.
Just work a couple of minutes extra and have someone else cook for you.
Driving bare foot is in no way shape or form worse. People just are used to them all the time
I knew the last one was asmon because he always says whenever, when the word should be when.
everytime he attributed some sexist comment about women to someone else, it was either himself or not even a sexist comment about women
Holy shit the editors, how do you deliver this quality every single time, multiple times a day?
Multiple editors?
Its funny how many things are hard to tell between McConnell and Andrew Tate.
I fucking lost it at the last one lmao
This was great, we need to have more of these.
This is a full on video on the clip channel. This is great😂
That thumbnail is a good representation of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Asmon is obviously pestilence
WE NEED MORE OF THESE PLEASE
You can actually move your seat forward and it will be easier to drive without shoes
The video's ending is TOO good 😂😂😂
Where can I find that "ble ble ble" Alex Jones clip? I want to start every morning with it.
that last question though haha, half of asmons viewers would go apeshit if tate said it but since asmon said it..
7/8 on the first one, missed question 1(Seemed like more of a Tate thing to say). 11/12 on the second one, missed question 8(Seemed like it could have easily been Trump or Tate on this one too). Asmon was way more on his game with these too. Winners win. There it is boys, there it is.
easier to drive w/out your shoes on
When is this stream? I'd like to see the full vod
Asmons editor is bascially a modern day jester making fun of a king
I'd be slightly concerned if you could put me in a lineup with Tate, Jones, Trump and even Mcconnell and people would struggle to differentiate.
Lobsters are basically roaches of the sea.
Editors putting that 30terabyte of vods to good use
that last one...
I can't find the ''kambuga chaka munda kunga kinga uga laka bluga bleh bleh bleh bleh'' Alex Jones clip anywhere.
Andrew Potate: "Im fast and stupid."
*family music* *Don pulls up in a v35 engine car* *they kiss*
I'd like to see a collab of all these guys together.
Can buy a nice PC for $2k. Apple can gtfo with a $2,000 iPad.
Not the countdown music in the background bruh
Man, the thumbnails. Asmon just fits right in with those legends huh.
More of this quiz !!!!
Not me definitely.
Am I the only one who thought they were talking about Mitch McConnell from the Senate 😂
It's not hard to drive without shoes or socks. If your feet are functioning properly, they could adjust to the pressure of the pedals. Driving drunk is about executive function in your head more like ADHD but deadlier often times.
How the heck are Andrew Tate's quotes are the most tame and least unhinged in that video.
Damn so many of the quotes are mccool BASED
The last question was priceless xD 6:41
Asmon following it up with "Definitely tate, cause 'they' for sure refers to women"; bro set himself up for an even steeper fall 💀
Goes to show he knows nothing about what tate does with most of his time. He thinks tate spends most of his time mocking women and mocking people.
@@darkmoon2744true he spends most of his time trafficking them not mocking them
@@darkmoon2744 True true, I too would prefer if he could get the facts straight. You know, the fact that he raped and trafficked women instead.
Old Asmon was the GOAT, good times
Some of the goats, thanks for this.
I argue that thumbnail has 4 of the worlds most valuable men.
4 baldies
How he didn't see the last one coming is beyond me!
actual W asmongold youtube video.
cackling like a hyena at the end, praise the editor.
The funny thing is, I love driving barefoot, it's waaaaay better, and your feel for the pedals is better and your feet don't get as tired xD
This is why Thanos was right you dont need to be in this earth you're a war criminal putin is better
It’s all fun and games until you get into a car accident, and your unprotected feet get crushed
@@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn If my bare foot gets squashed so it would be in sneakers or sandals, you'd have to wear heavy duty boots all the time to offer any protection.
@@Netami1337I am the same. First thing I do is remove my shoes. The clutch, brake and throttle can be felt so much better.
As for downsides, I'd say an accident /emergency situation would leave the soles of your feet vulnerable to glass, etc.
But I have a mental barrier to consider buying thinly soled driving shoes 😅
That last question tho ... So tricky!
i thought for so ling McConnell was reffering to Mitch... I was like no way he could say any of those things.. Idk who that McCo is ?
the expert tshirt when
What we have learnt today... Andrew Tate has a poster of Asmon in his room 😅
my favorite tv show is on TV!, kinda dissapointed Trump was taken out but i guess his lines were waaaay too out there
Would be so much more entertaining if there was a little shred of context for each clip