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  • Buford T. Justice Quotes from "Smokey And The Bandit 1". Enjoy!
    Wow so many views :) thank you to all of you = you rock! :)
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  • @nancydemoss8421
    @nancydemoss8421 3 роки тому +1565

    Jackie Gleason was given the freedom to ad lib basically all of his dialogue. He was a genius and that made him the real star of the movie! RIP Mr Gleason!!

    • @robertthomas5736
      @robertthomas5736 3 роки тому +30

      Mister Jackie Gleason, Created and Kept Making The Character even Funnier, Every time He was on Camera

    • @666kinski
      @666kinski 3 роки тому +21

      & Mike Henry..Junior..RIP.

    • @bigl6322
      @bigl6322 3 роки тому +9

      I did not know that…. Very cool!

    • @Stevespoken
      @Stevespoken 2 роки тому +12

      There used to be a video with Hal Needum I think they took it down Jackie would have a glass of booze every day just to start

    • @jimmysmith9273
      @jimmysmith9273 2 роки тому +10

      Never interfere with a Master Smart Ass! Never laughed as hard as a 15 year old stoner🤣😊🚬👿

  • @saltonan8753
    @saltonan8753 3 роки тому +238

    “You sounded taller on the radio” Classic line

  • @robertbreedon9137
    @robertbreedon9137 2 роки тому +822

    "The Goddamn German's got nothing to with it" still makes me laugh every time

    • @NCAUDIOVIDEO
      @NCAUDIOVIDEO 2 роки тому +15

      Haha that’s my favorite line 😂😂

    • @burt1202
      @burt1202 2 роки тому +35

      🤣🤣 Funny azz hell everytime I hear it. "What did he say, shut up one $hit at a time..."

    • @millzw13
      @millzw13 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @robbyel3958
      @robbyel3958 2 роки тому +7

      I just spit my coffee out when he said that. Forgot about that line.

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 2 роки тому +10

      I might have said the same thing myself. Before he said that, the other sheriff told him "I hear perfectly well. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
      Who ever says "germane"? 😂

  • @melmiller9507
    @melmiller9507 2 роки тому +343

    Should of won an Oscar. This performance was so brilliant and unique. Jackie was able to combine a funny goof sheriff , but a sheriff that was actually a good competent smart police officer nonetheless. It makes his character so believable and likable. I think people overlook this aspect of sheriff Buford T Justice. There is no one that could duplicate this performance.

    • @nupatriarch1681
      @nupatriarch1681 Рік тому +10

      He didn’t need a damn Oscar. The Academy had NO respect for comedy in those days, and is a joke today. Lets not make them more important than they ought to be. Jackie Gleason is a comedic genius, we can all see that

    • @devin4066
      @devin4066 Рік тому +7

      Well put! That hits the nail on the hood. He’s so hilarious but you never see him as a clown. It’s a genius performance!!

    • @rockolutheran
      @rockolutheran 8 місяців тому +1

      Its should HAVE, should HAVE. Please people, its not that hard to remember

    • @mrsb1212
      @mrsb1212 4 місяці тому +2

      ⁠@@rockolutheranIt’s not its! Its is the possessive word like “his” and “her” for nouns without gender. It’s is a contraction and should be used where a sentence would normally read “it is”. It’s not that hard to remember! 😂😂😂

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 5 днів тому

      It was the year of Rocky. All the presidents men and the network.

  • @scdevon
    @scdevon 8 років тому +4487

    Remember when you could just watch a movie and have fun without everyone getting "offended" at everything?

    • @maxwelter9545
      @maxwelter9545 8 років тому +58

      +scdevon Yes, I do!

    • @jrobertlysaght
      @jrobertlysaght 8 років тому +67

      +scdevon well obviously the subby was offended. he edited out "A colored sheriff, what's that's the world coming to".

    • @mrtequilashooter
      @mrtequilashooter 8 років тому +50

      +scdevon Can you picture what he would say about Hillary?

    • @spikespiegel5878
      @spikespiegel5878 8 років тому +20

      +scdevon oh yeah those were the days

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 8 років тому +4

      +Cap285 lol

  • @shotatoriumi4473
    @shotatoriumi4473 3 роки тому +114

    To everyone else, Smokey and The Bandit is just a movie, but if you live in the south, it's a documentary.

  • @michaelmckinnon2906
    @michaelmckinnon2906 Рік тому +250

    RIP to those who are deceased who made the masterpiece that was Smokey and the Bandit.

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 Рік тому +19

      RIP Burt Reynolds (Bo "The Bandit" Darville), Jerry Reed (Cledus Snow aka The Snowman), Pat McCormick (Big Enos Burdette), Mike Henry (Junior), Hal Needham (the director of Smokey & the Bandit) and Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

    • @Band-maid-fan101
      @Band-maid-fan101 Рік тому +13

      Only people left is frog and little enos

    • @GridIndustries
      @GridIndustries Рік тому +6

      @@bradleystopher8725 You forgot Fred, who was played by Fred, apparently Jerry Reed's real-life doggo.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Рік тому +3

      @@GridIndustries
      Fred was paid 30 cheeseburgers for his part in Smokey and the Bandit which is not too shabby for a dog in 1977.🤣

    • @romanstar7550
      @romanstar7550 9 місяців тому +2

      TRUE MASTERPEICE OF COMEDY , LAUGH AS HARD AS I CAN

  • @Ijustwanttofindvotes
    @Ijustwanttofindvotes 2 роки тому +57

    To this day, sheriff Buford T. Justice brings tears to my eyes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 4 роки тому +342

    “There’s no way, no way you could come from my loins.” Got to be the best line in the film. Jackie was a masterful actor.

    • @jaystew730
      @jaystew730 Рік тому

      ..."When we get home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth!"

    • @dennisholst4322
      @dennisholst4322 Рік тому +3

      He is the best God bless him

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 Рік тому

      @@dennisholst4322 IMO you’re right you “Sumbitch”

    • @voxhumana-qt4ki
      @voxhumana-qt4ki Рік тому

      "when we get home the first thing im gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth"

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @MyREDTAIL
    @MyREDTAIL 5 років тому +1638

    RIP Burt, Jerry Reed, Jackie Gleason, & Dom D Louise, You are all sadly missed by all of your Fans etc.

    • @mrt723
      @mrt723 5 років тому +21

      Sally Fields. yes she is still with us ,I remember her in the Flying Nun and other movies
      Growing up with these people makes me rather sad its like losing a good friend ,all great people

    • @ChilesRussellTaylor
      @ChilesRussellTaylor 5 років тому +13

      Gone too soon!

    • @benphillips2947
      @benphillips2947 5 років тому +15

      @@mrt723 Sally Field is, thankfully, still alive.

    • @sshurmatz
      @sshurmatz 5 років тому +16

      Plus Pat McCormick and Fred the Dog.

    • @UNITEWAD
      @UNITEWAD 5 років тому +2

      AMEN. X

  • @jacobmacartney1921
    @jacobmacartney1921 Рік тому +36

    “What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law.” Line kills me 😂😂

    • @Andrewleedy133
      @Andrewleedy133 2 місяці тому +1

      It's simple old fashioned communism

  • @candygirl1990
    @candygirl1990 Рік тому +86

    I love buiford, he is exactly what we need right now. So iconic and funny

    • @YesIdied
      @YesIdied Рік тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing, we could use this wisdom of wordplay

  • @craigwhite3438
    @craigwhite3438 4 роки тому +156

    If you lived in the north, it was a movie, but if you lived in the south it was a documentary.

    • @31Alden
      @31Alden Рік тому +1

      LOL

    • @ictdpowerstroke4591
      @ictdpowerstroke4591 3 місяці тому

      Yessir

    • @denverman22
      @denverman22 Місяць тому

      If ya know ya know y’all

    • @paulmacpherson3114
      @paulmacpherson3114 Місяць тому

      same here years ago in Glasgow, you got a slap round the ear, and if the cops turned up at your parents door you got your arse kicked from your dad

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 5 днів тому

      No one cares. That's just foolishness 😂

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 роки тому +1010

    “My hat blew off daddy”
    “I hope your goddamn head was in it” is still my favorite piece of film dialogue of al time

    • @davidwoodman3655
      @davidwoodman3655 3 роки тому +17

      U Will not see a show like it today no com sen show s now days

    • @rodgersilva3359
      @rodgersilva3359 3 роки тому +8

      My favorite thing was who are you what do you think you are are you some kind of a goddamn Superman

    • @lasondraperry4298
      @lasondraperry4298 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sophiabrown8251
      @sophiabrown8251 3 роки тому +8

      I laught until I cry.

    • @davidwoodman3655
      @davidwoodman3655 3 роки тому +4

      @@sophiabrown8251 love that show to we cool

  • @PimpLenin
    @PimpLenin Рік тому +28

    You have to give props to Mike Henry playing the role of Junior. He was an excellent sidekick for Jackie Gleason.

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Місяць тому

      Henry played Tarzan in the 1960's. He turned down the tv role that went to Ron Ely/ He was Donald Penobscot on M*A*S*H. He died from complications of Parkinson's and CTE, the football brain disease.

  • @christianmuller292
    @christianmuller292 Рік тому +22

    "You can think about it, but don't do it"...
    That's what I say to my sons when I believe they're up to something. Works every time. Jackie Gleason really had an influence on the way I react to some people who deserve it.

  • @westtexasdave2140
    @westtexasdave2140 3 роки тому +351

    “Shut up! One shit at a time.” Gets me every time

  • @Michael1966W
    @Michael1966W 6 років тому +3503

    Burt Reynolds might have been the star, but Jackie Gleason made this movie

    • @MyREDTAIL
      @MyREDTAIL 5 років тому +48

      Right on

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 5 років тому +114

      This movie would have bombed without Gleason. Supposedly when he read the script he said "This is the worst thing I've ever read. I'll take it."

    • @John-np2bf
      @John-np2bf 5 років тому +80

      This movie would be nothing without Jackie but I think the same can be said for Burt. I love Jackie Gleason. All his old comedy is priceless. This movie wouldn't be anything without them, 50/50.. IMO..

    • @GeorgeAshburn
      @GeorgeAshburn 5 років тому +54

      This movie was a perfect mix of actors, story and direction.

    • @mom2adevildogw489
      @mom2adevildogw489 5 років тому +34

      This movie was a success because of BOTH actors! The 3rd part bombed & featured Jackie Gleason, but it bombed because Burt Reynolds wasn't interested in reprising his role as "The Bandit!"

  • @D_Isness
    @D_Isness Рік тому +36

    I NEVER get bored of watching Buford T. Justice or the performance JG gave in making him 1 of the best known (and funniest) Sheriff's of all-time. Priceless.

  • @paulwhittle3227
    @paulwhittle3227 2 роки тому +26

    What a class actor Jackie Gleason was.The part he played in this was brilliant.

  • @jettcarlburg356
    @jettcarlburg356 4 роки тому +1411

    This was Jackie Gleason's last great performance. He should have gotten an Oscar nomination.

    • @blasianluvschocolate397
      @blasianluvschocolate397 4 роки тому +17

      Facts 💯

    • @JLTitus2902
      @JLTitus2902 3 роки тому +30

      His last movie was "Nothing In Common" with Tom Hanks in 1986. Smokey and the Bandit came out in 77

    • @JK-of6bq
      @JK-of6bq 3 роки тому +46

      @@JLTitus2902 I believe he said Last GREAT PERFORMANCE! Not Last Movie! I concur 100%! After this movie his health issues were up and down quite a bit. Even Smokey part 2 he was no where near this level and Smokey 3 He was better than in 2 but no where near in The Original....And all other movies that came after he was Ok but his Health issues kept in from being Like Ralph Kramden or Sherriff Buford T. Justice!! But that is In My Opinion..

    • @godofrandom94
      @godofrandom94 3 роки тому +7

      my dad love that line

    • @abunidalparedes
      @abunidalparedes 3 роки тому +11

      The fact is Jackie Gleason was a heavy smoker.

  • @kennethhickman4583
    @kennethhickman4583 3 роки тому +688

    "Look at that ugly alligator Daddy."
    "That reminds me.I got a call your mama tonight." 😂 thats hilarious

    • @kellylynn2584
      @kellylynn2584 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that comment

    • @evanjameson5437
      @evanjameson5437 3 роки тому +10

      indeed! one of the all time funniest lines!

    • @readonnawilson9600
      @readonnawilson9600 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @rickwaldren3633
      @rickwaldren3633 3 роки тому +1

      Hes so stupid he dosent even know who hes chaceing.or what he looks like daddy my hat fell off can we watch the foot ball game daddy

    • @phesm4353
      @phesm4353 3 роки тому +1

      😆Yesssssss!

  • @daxbentonful
    @daxbentonful 2 роки тому +11

    "HOLD UP ON THAT CAR WASH GENTLEMEN "

  • @mkast2815
    @mkast2815 Рік тому +27

    They never give Academy Awards to comedy roles, but this one deserved it.

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Місяць тому

      They have in the past, both to movies, and actors and actresses.

    • @larrydalesowell1016
      @larrydalesowell1016 8 днів тому

      Whoopi Goldberg “Ghost” performance got an Oscar

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 8 днів тому

      @larrydalesowell1016 Gjost was not a co.edy. her character was not funny

    • @larrydalesowell1016
      @larrydalesowell1016 7 днів тому

      @@mt3311 Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost was a comedic role. It was not a dramatic role.

  • @paulmunro3175
    @paulmunro3175 3 роки тому +177

    Gems like this movie are not being made these days. Producers not only lack a sense of humor, but a set of balls. When you can still laugh out loud at a movie decades later, you are watching a piece of art.

    • @bigtoe0341
      @bigtoe0341 2 роки тому +9

      There is also no originality. It’s all superheroes and sensationalistic gun fighting BS.

    • @dennisholst4322
      @dennisholst4322 Рік тому +3

      He humiliated those so called smart people

    • @fitmaxas381
      @fitmaxas381 Рік тому +3

      Those days movies were piece of art, now just piece of shit

    • @jeffcampbell2710
      @jeffcampbell2710 Рік тому +4

      There was no script for the movie. They had to Add lib. Sally almost didn't do it because of that. Burt convinced her. Then they fell in love, in the movie, for real. Jackie drank all day.
      It was only meant to be a B movie shown in the South. It's an Icon now.

    • @catadkins7338
      @catadkins7338 Рік тому +1

      I can’t like this comment enough! Perfectly said!

  • @mbrew3244
    @mbrew3244 3 роки тому +305

    "The fact that you're a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
    "The Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!"

    • @LyonsArcade
      @LyonsArcade 3 роки тому +16

      they did a variation of that bit in the Sopranos that was hilarious years later. Couple wise guys go over to a Russian guy's house and end up killing him, then they're trying to get rid of the body, and the guy isn't dead and runs off. They're trying to call somebody on the phone and the phone line keeps cutting out. The guy on the other end of the line informs them "He killed 16 Chechen Rebels singlehandedly... he was with the Interior Ministry....." And when he hangs up, the one wise guy says "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Checkoslavakians. The guy was an Interior Decorator!" the other guy says "His house looked like shit......"

    • @oooziet.j.6832
      @oooziet.j.6832 3 роки тому +1

      Saint Germaine champanska!

    • @smalik0786
      @smalik0786 3 роки тому +11

      The god damn Germans got nothing to do with it !!

    • @caitlinthomas1527
      @caitlinthomas1527 3 роки тому +7

      @@smalik0786 shut up! One shit at a time😂😂

    • @lgcocjjp4
      @lgcocjjp4 3 роки тому +9

      "You sounded TALLER on the RADIO'...😭

  • @frankbaker9117
    @frankbaker9117 2 роки тому +38

    Still makes me laugh after all these years, lol👍

  • @voorheesjason3161
    @voorheesjason3161 28 днів тому +2

    Genius comedy character 🤣👍🏻
    My Grandpa look just like him and impressioned him brilliantly, it was hilarious 😂
    Bless him, and SBTJ 🙏

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 5 років тому +639

    Burt Reynolds now joins Jackie Gleason and the pursuit is back on. RIP. 🙏

    • @AgriVideos1
      @AgriVideos1 5 років тому +26

      Rudy Juarez don’t forget about snowman.

    • @Chief176
      @Chief176 5 років тому +19

      Yep... and remember Bandit, Nobody, NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

    • @walterpetersen776
      @walterpetersen776 5 років тому +2

      That's Jerry Lewis who died snowman was played by Jerry Lee Lewis

    • @JackSmith-jj3bi
      @JackSmith-jj3bi 5 років тому +5

      Walter Petersen Jerry Reed not Lewis

    • @sergeanthunter8784
      @sergeanthunter8784 5 років тому +2

      Don’t forget about cleutus the dog

  • @dmcallister1506
    @dmcallister1506 3 роки тому +368

    Smokey and the Bandit hit the jackpot when they hired Jackie Gleason. He had the best lines.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому +10

      The writers/director talked to Jackie and said it would b perfect for him. And he joined

    • @annaritaranalli1791
      @annaritaranalli1791 2 роки тому +7

      Gleason was a priceless light comedy actor

    • @100hooker
      @100hooker 2 роки тому +5

      @@annaritaranalli1791 Jerry Reed was a close second though

    • @annaritaranalli1791
      @annaritaranalli1791 2 роки тому

      I beg your pardon 100 hookers

    • @Jailhouse_Chris
      @Jailhouse_Chris Рік тому +6

      He apparently ad-libbed most of his lines. Absolute comedy legend.

  • @tjmiles81
    @tjmiles81 Рік тому +23

    At my great aunts funeral me my pops my mom and my grandmother were in the procession....it was taking forever. My mom said " if they had cremated the sombitch, I'd be kicking Mr. Bandits ass around the moon by now." My parents laughed for hours after that. I didn't know where it was from til they had me watch this. This movie is funny af. Jackie Gleason is a genius.

  • @vinnyboombats8484
    @vinnyboombats8484 2 роки тому +27

    Nobody but nobody makes Sheriff Buford T justice look like a Possum's packer one of the greatest quotes in cinematic history

    • @nicholash1691
      @nicholash1691 Рік тому +1

      Is it pecker or packer if so What is a packer lol

    • @vinnyboombats8484
      @vinnyboombats8484 Рік тому

      I think they play Somebody's football in Wisconsin LMAO

    • @chrisbarton6760
      @chrisbarton6760 11 місяців тому

      🤔“Except for that..”
      “…SHUT YO ASSSS” 🤨

    • @kiddetroit8403
      @kiddetroit8403 11 місяців тому

      @@chrisbarton6760 "ONE SHIT AT A TIME"

  • @MrBerkelyjest
    @MrBerkelyjest 5 років тому +460

    I'm 55 years old and still laugh my ass off everytime I watch this movie! I even to this day in 2019 use all of the quotes from this movie! My wife hates that I do that but it's okay, she doesn't understand a classic movie like this!😂😂😂😂😂! Rest in peace Burt, Jackie, Jerry, Dom and any others who are no longer with us! Love this movie!

    • @samuelmccunemccune4919
      @samuelmccunemccune4919 4 роки тому +7

      YA nice job I do too

    • @sadflute8639
      @sadflute8639 4 роки тому +6

      My brother and I do the same thing lol

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 роки тому +2

      Divorce day bitch wimpy

    • @sadflute8639
      @sadflute8639 4 роки тому +1

      @@gkroll8467 what ?

    • @ronderulijkummar7453
      @ronderulijkummar7453 4 роки тому +3

      I would absolutely LOVE that ! And I laugh my ass off when I watch that movie! What a Timeless Classic that never gets old!

  • @JamonBoi
    @JamonBoi 3 роки тому +190

    Jackie Gleason was a hell of an actor and Hillarious!

    • @richb.4374
      @richb.4374 3 роки тому +6

      He was also a very good pool player. In fact, in the movie "The Hustler" he made with Paul Newman, he did all of his own shots.

  • @chadmiller2224
    @chadmiller2224 2 роки тому +7

    the best thing about this film! Mh dad and I watched it on vhs all the time and I'll never forget his laughing at Bufords lines. We even had the same 77 Trans Am when I was a kid. Used to love riding in the back with the t-tops out. It even had the front license plate my dad bought somewhere to put on it. RIP to my Dad, Jackie, Burt, and good ole Jerry Reed of course.

  • @Joker-11B-SYLV
    @Joker-11B-SYLV Рік тому +4

    "You can think about it, but dooont do it."
    Said every father since the beginning of time. Lmfao

  • @DavidSmith-rv1bg
    @DavidSmith-rv1bg 4 роки тому +208

    "Who you chasin' Sheriff, or is someone chasin you?" "Ain't nobody chasin me boy!" That's priceless.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 роки тому +7

      Im a chasin a gdamn maniac all the way from.....

    • @gandalfthegrey8236
      @gandalfthegrey8236 4 роки тому +3

      @@gkroll8467 Texarkana, Texas.

    • @charlesfosterkane8034
      @charlesfosterkane8034 3 роки тому +4

      He was eating a Diablo Sandwich from the Hickory House in Georgia

    • @1rstGear
      @1rstGear 3 роки тому +8

      @@charlesfosterkane8034 Gimme me a Diablo sammich and a dr.pepper, and make it fast im in a got-dam hurry......YOU WANT SUMTHIN?!?
      Hush puppies daddy-
      WE GOT NO TIME FOR DAT CRAP!!!
      😂😂😂 I swear Jackie Gleeson made you believe he was Beaufort T. Justice

    • @charlesfosterkane8034
      @charlesfosterkane8034 3 роки тому +3

      William Warren I watch these scenes over and over with a sammich I my hand 😆

  • @metalmat3651
    @metalmat3651 3 роки тому +114

    Jackie Gleason literally sounds like he is having a heart attack during every scene

    • @AdolfTrumpler
      @AdolfTrumpler 3 роки тому +10

      Sponsored by Carl’s Jr and Hardee’s

  • @robbieplant7136
    @robbieplant7136 5 місяців тому +1

    "Set up a road block, good idea, what the hell you know" thats my favourite lines from the film haha

  • @robertsmithjr2883
    @robertsmithjr2883 Рік тому +2

    I was in the 3rd grade when this movie grade and still love it today!

  • @Penfold8
    @Penfold8 4 роки тому +318

    "There is no way......no way that you came from my loins!"

    • @duanemercer3843
      @duanemercer3843 4 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielhartley1956
      @danielhartley1956 3 роки тому +7

      My favourite line from my favourite film of all time, I use it all the time, (except the punching your momma in the mouth part), she's scarier than Sheriff Buford T Justice.

    • @brentmeredith5295
      @brentmeredith5295 3 роки тому +7

      That's my favourite line in the hole movie

    • @jimmyturner2096
      @jimmyturner2096 3 роки тому +1

      I use that quote almost every day.

    • @geoffowen7627
      @geoffowen7627 3 роки тому +1

      That line has been stuck in my head for decades, pure genius.
      😂😂😂😂

  • @michaeltalamo1833
    @michaeltalamo1833 3 роки тому +133

    The scene of him holding up his fingers for a cigerette and the son…just….gives it to him. Iconic

    • @dellboy2404
      @dellboy2404 Рік тому +3

      🫡😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bobforaker772
      @bobforaker772 Рік тому +2

      Backwards at that

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 10 місяців тому

      Mike Henry played a good inept goofball idiot. His real voice made his character very convincing.

    • @herkloader34
      @herkloader34 6 місяців тому

      Then holding that lighter up and....."click".

  • @roundman74
    @roundman74 11 місяців тому +2

    One of my all time favorites when I was growing up. Buford t justice always been a character 😅

  • @kingofgeese4904
    @kingofgeese4904 Рік тому +4

    This theme just adds so much more

  • @JbdplaysMC
    @JbdplaysMC 9 років тому +41

    "For some reason or another you sounded a little taller on radio" -Buford T. Justice

    • @rondj1965
      @rondj1965 9 років тому +6

      He was politically correct before 'politically correct' even existed!

    • @phatman274
      @phatman274 9 років тому +6

      Translation - you sounded white.

    • @eetchit6034
      @eetchit6034 9 років тому +2

      Jbd_Man wink wink lol

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb 2 роки тому

      How about “You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella”

  • @justintime1343
    @justintime1343 4 роки тому +341

    *"For some reason or another...you sounded a little taller on the radio."*

  • @jerryrichmond4707
    @jerryrichmond4707 Рік тому +5

    I have this on Bluray Disc and it's like being back in the theater every time I watch it. Jackie Gleason's performance is the benchmark for comedic perfection!

  • @francis2811
    @francis2811 3 роки тому +456

    "Pure and simple old fashioned Communism - it happens every time." Brilliant comedy!😂

  • @NeilLB7
    @NeilLB7 5 років тому +246

    Burt....you are missed. This was a huge movie to me as a kid growing up.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 років тому

      does he call his son moose twit or tick I could never hear it clearly smokey 3 gets a bad rap sure its a mess but it all Jackie Gleason compared to the first two where hes in it not as much, I know the film was reshot part 2 was pretty bad dont get me wrong Jackie saved it but I dont want to see a non likable Burt argue with his then ex girlfriend in real life its not fun to watch the film goes from being annoying and stupid to moments of real mush first all are we to believe sally would try to marry jr again thats too freaking stupid the elephant part was very dumb the pile up in the desert was impressive but went on too long whats with Universal with car stunts, if done right good, but then becomes too excessive, the blues brothers, midnight run another car pile up in the sand, still a very funny film screw political correctness

    • @jeffcampbell2710
      @jeffcampbell2710 Рік тому

      It's a guide to being Southern. A time long forgotten. There's a lot of truth in this. The South was much different. People stuck together then.

  • @JustMe-um7sr
    @JustMe-um7sr 8 місяців тому +2

    My late pops and I always had a good time watching this movie. He loved Jackie

  • @conniedexter7666
    @conniedexter7666 2 роки тому +3

    There will never be talent like them good old boys again.

  • @adamf34
    @adamf34 7 років тому +265

    I loved Billy Bob Thorton's quote about this movie, "People in the south think it's a documentary."

    • @bevgilmore1996
      @bevgilmore1996 6 років тому +19

      'scuse me, i live in the south
      and i always thoght it was a documentary... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!

    • @paigecat9104
      @paigecat9104 6 років тому +11

      I LOVE THAT! Made me bust out laughing!

    • @eromitlabhitw
      @eromitlabhitw 6 років тому +18

      Wait... it's not? Shoot, next thing you'll tell me, 'rasslin ain't real!

    • @MrSmashmouth07
      @MrSmashmouth07 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @jamesgoodwin2450
      @jamesgoodwin2450 5 років тому

      Hahahahaha very funny

  • @timmcdonaldjr2712
    @timmcdonaldjr2712 6 років тому +81

    I remember seeing this when it first came out back in 1977 as a 12 year old. Just as funny now 41 years later.

    • @luckyalexander8881
      @luckyalexander8881 5 років тому +1

      My Dad took us to see this movie at the drive in.He was and had been a professional Truck Driver and still was.And I rode With him for many years when not in school.

  • @aaronmcallister-rv7uo
    @aaronmcallister-rv7uo 7 місяців тому +3

    Rest in peace, Burt Reynolds🙏🏾🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

  • @ShannonFreng
    @ShannonFreng 9 місяців тому +2

    I think my favourite Gleason scene is in the diner, especially when he has his mouth full and Reynolds asks him if the guy he's chasing is a bank robber--classic Gleason adlibbing!

  • @graycloud057
    @graycloud057 4 роки тому +102

    No one could say “sumbitch” like Jackie Gleason.

    • @buckspa
      @buckspa 4 роки тому

      Bitch + Bitch = Sumbitch

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Місяць тому

      That is how I say that to this day. Since I saw that movie when I was a teenager.

  • @kennethhickman8119
    @kennethhickman8119 4 роки тому +440

    "But the god damn germans got nothin to do with it."
    "What diid he say?"
    "Shut up. One shit at a time"
    Still funny 42yrs later. Gleason was awesome. To me,he made the movie timeless

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 роки тому +3

      funny as hell line give me a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a gdamn hurry

    • @papiXchuko
      @papiXchuko 4 роки тому +2

      “That’s a big 10-4!”

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 роки тому

      classic@@papiXchuko

    • @jettcarlburg356
      @jettcarlburg356 4 роки тому +4

      @@gkroll8467 We have a BBQ restaurant here in Austin, TX that actually has an item on their menu called "JW's Diablo Sandwich".

    • @rumrnr78
      @rumrnr78 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t think my comment is “germain” to the situation...

  • @AceDonMcGun
    @AceDonMcGun 2 роки тому +5

    The whole way he got out the car in the beginning was priceless....

    • @31Alden
      @31Alden Рік тому

      Perfect music too in this scene …

  • @Jayflo7
    @Jayflo7 2 роки тому +9

    Was Gleason absolutely brilliant in this role or what? Genius performance!

  • @quietcorner293
    @quietcorner293 9 років тому +204

    I remember watching Smokey and the Bandit as a kid. Now when I see it, I realize it was Jackie Gleason who made this movie. Who else could say "Sumbitch" like him?

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 9 років тому +9

      Jeffrey Teeselink The fun fact is that Jackie Gleason wasn't really confortable with all the cussing,even though they let him adlib something like 80% of his lines.

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 9 років тому +9

      You mean like "Possum's pecker?" RIP Jackie

    • @stevenking2980
      @stevenking2980 9 років тому +5

      "Tick Turd"?

    • @rockerdriver
      @rockerdriver 9 років тому +5

      Jeffrey Teeselink GOOD SHIT!!! Lol!

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 9 років тому +5

      "Poontanging around." Then smiles

  • @smoothoperator32
    @smoothoperator32 3 роки тому +60

    "Put the evidence in the car" "but daddy but but" "PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR" 😂😂😂 that cracks me up every time

    • @michaelvaughn1707
      @michaelvaughn1707 11 місяців тому +1

      'They ain't no way, no way that you can come from my loins. The first thing I'm going to do when we get home, is to punch your Momma in the mouth' . . .Classic 🤎

    • @levifout60882
      @levifout60882 10 місяців тому +1

      "Put the evidence in the back."

    • @KRDP
      @KRDP 6 місяців тому

      @@levifout60882 that scene makes me die laughing so hard

  • @garygarrett4277
    @garygarrett4277 10 місяців тому +3

    I live in Oklahoma and everytime we visit family in Alabama.People there are always so friendly,the culture of the south has that southern hospitality. And most of all,they know what respect is to their elders.Not like the kids are today,I was raised to say yes sir and no mam when talking to someone. People in the south have always been very respectful.😊😊

    • @cubanreemachine9592
      @cubanreemachine9592 28 днів тому

      Yeah but who wants to respect boomers. I will respect someone from the traditional generation but a fucking boomer. Go fuck yourself.

  • @aseasonedtrucker431
    @aseasonedtrucker431 9 місяців тому +1

    This is honestly my favorite movie of all time. Have watched it almost 200 times

  • @tarnsand
    @tarnsand 8 років тому +136

    No actor/comedian could have played Buford T Justice like Jackie Gleason. According to Burt Reynolds; Jackie adlibed many of his lines and consulted throughout the movie at the request of Burt.

    • @tiredowalkin
      @tiredowalkin 8 років тому +6

      +Tarn Sand Not a bit surprised, and that made the movie so much better!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 8 років тому +5

      +Tarn Sand Too bad the sum bitch smoked 5 packs a day :/

    • @tiredowalkin
      @tiredowalkin 8 років тому +27

      Junior: [waiting for the "funeral procession] Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?
      Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
      Rest in peace

    • @ricks.1318
      @ricks.1318 7 років тому +2

      AMEN !!!! May he R I P .....

    • @daviddaniel9287
      @daviddaniel9287 7 років тому +7

      J.W. pepper is the only one who could come close. But yes I agree.

  • @fuzzynuts8129
    @fuzzynuts8129 6 років тому +417

    Burt Reynolds may have been billed as the star of this film, but Jackie Gleason stole this movie. They don’t make them like this anymore.

    • @royvee7332
      @royvee7332 5 років тому +5

      Definitely some of his best work

    • @ldreese33
      @ldreese33 5 років тому +6

      My dad and I have had this conversation. Jackie Gleason made the movie.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 5 років тому +9

      He improvised alot of these lines hes saying here

    • @OGStarlightKY
      @OGStarlightKY 5 років тому +6

      Yeah man, I remembered when I first saw the films. Jackie Gleason was and is the only person in this movie who could make me laugh until my guts hurt.

    • @jmangi6221
      @jmangi6221 5 років тому +5

      Agreed, he's one funny sumbitch!

  • @coreymac1123
    @coreymac1123 8 місяців тому +1

    Man I’ve seen this movie a thousand times and can quote the whole movie…

  • @thomasstewart-tm2ts
    @thomasstewart-tm2ts 2 роки тому +4

    Beaford T Justice is a legend and hero! Lol He was the most decated lawman in american history. He chased bandit through like 5 states. Oh to mention he might have had a quarter panel of his patrol car left after it was all set and done! Lol. I love this movie.

  • @vccstudents
    @vccstudents 8 років тому +474

    97 people must have had their asses barbecued in molasses!

  • @bryanrawls4794
    @bryanrawls4794 Рік тому +2

    My favorite is when he goes in to get a Diablo burger and turns and asks Jr. If he wants anything. Jr says, yeah I want some hush puppies daddy. Buford said, we ain’t got no time for that shit. One of the best movies ever.

  • @robertbishop5357
    @robertbishop5357 2 роки тому +15

    The gentleman who played junior was a great number 2 man to Jackie Gleason. They made a great comedy duo.

    • @fernmann7
      @fernmann7 Рік тому

      Was also a guard in original Longest Yard. Played football

  • @keithplump3008
    @keithplump3008 3 роки тому +582

    Everytime I watch this movie I laugh my ass off. Jackie Gleason was the best . Rip Mr Gleason.

    • @tedpert8786
      @tedpert8786 3 роки тому +3

      They didn’t have to use anything but were funny as hell rip all of you!

    • @bobbycv64
      @bobbycv64 3 роки тому +3

      JG, WAS THE GREATEST, just like he said all the time

    • @yvonneholmes2990
      @yvonneholmes2990 9 місяців тому

      Who the shit would call their child Buford!

  • @brianviera9539
    @brianviera9539 6 років тому +113

    One of the funniest bastards to ever live. Classic shit.

  • @ryanmustain6545
    @ryanmustain6545 2 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of my grandpa. Watched this at his house as a tot in the 80s/90s and loved Gleason every bit. What a great time!

  • @bufordt.justice1539
    @bufordt.justice1539 Рік тому +3

    I may no longer be a part of this world but I’m STILL in HOT pursuit!!!

  • @charger19691
    @charger19691 10 років тому +1532

    How could someone give this a thumbs down?!? It's classic Jackie Gleason!

    • @sonnywright8515
      @sonnywright8515 10 років тому +56

      Probably a frustrated L/winger lol cause it is classic.

    • @jlowry71
      @jlowry71 10 років тому +61

      Sonny Wright That or they've had an experience on Craigslist where they actually HAD their ass barbecued with molasses...

    • @charger19691
      @charger19691 10 років тому +4

      LOL!!!!

    • @izzojoseph2
      @izzojoseph2 10 років тому +16

      Mama didn't nurse them when they were 5.

    • @sonnywright8515
      @sonnywright8515 10 років тому +50

      Smokey and The B. when movies were movies.

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 6 років тому +89

    Buford T. Justice is one of the most underrated movie villains ever. RIP Jackie Gleason.

    • @rosebuster
      @rosebuster 5 років тому +10

      I think a better word is "antagonist". Villain would have to be an evil character and I wouldn't really call him evil.

    • @anthonythorp7291
      @anthonythorp7291 5 років тому

      I'd say futurist. Power abusive cops, who knew.

    • @Bl4ckw0lf1
      @Bl4ckw0lf1 5 років тому

      I wouldn't say villain.

    • @lilskimmilk5049
      @lilskimmilk5049 5 років тому

      Fuck you mean he made the movies what they are,

  • @billycain9890
    @billycain9890 2 роки тому +5

    This guy was different he had the kind of aura that someone like John Wayne or Clint Eastwood has there will never be another one like him

  • @ShannonFreng
    @ShannonFreng 9 місяців тому +1

    Gleason's comment at 02:31 must have garnered a big laugh from amongst his fellow performers, in their industry.

  • @denmark39
    @denmark39 3 роки тому +74

    He should have gotten an Oscar for that role.

  • @chrisbarras3908
    @chrisbarras3908 5 років тому +77

    I can't believe he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award for this role

  • @wall_e1496
    @wall_e1496 2 роки тому +2

    Makes me think about my dad. He loved quoting ol Buford. You Mooseprick! Love it.

    • @robbieyh
      @robbieyh Рік тому +1

      Sumbitch! , pile of monkey nuts,
      I’m gonna barbecue your ass and molasses!
      This is funny 😆

  • @555calex
    @555calex 2 роки тому +1

    "Hold up on that car wash gentlemen". Great opening line...

  • @mr.grumpygrumpy2035
    @mr.grumpygrumpy2035 3 роки тому +150

    Jackie Gleason was a tremendous artist, and he killed it in the Smokey series.

  • @superfreak19891
    @superfreak19891 6 років тому +68

    So he's been chasing the same guy from state to state & is stood right next to him in a restaurant & doesn't even realize it's him, always gets me every time 😁😁😁😁

    • @Lance1972
      @Lance1972 5 років тому +6

      "Nice ass."
      I lose it everytime.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 років тому +3

      let me have a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a ......................

    • @gravyboy3072
      @gravyboy3072 5 років тому +3

      @Lance - "Nice ass." It's been so long since I heard it that way I had forgotten about it. I guess the last few times I've seen this movie was on TV and he says, "Nice lady."

  • @randallson6814
    @randallson6814 Рік тому +17

    Let me have a diablo sandwich and a Dr.Pepper and make it fast, I'm in a goddamn hurry

  • @richardmcslick7770
    @richardmcslick7770 29 днів тому +1

    Oh my god I need to rewatch this again
    I've been in stitches for the whole video 😂

  • @rossman9743
    @rossman9743 3 роки тому +30

    "Daddy, the top came off!"
    Junior's stupidity was perfect.

  • @394pjo
    @394pjo 5 років тому +149

    "you sounded a little taller on the radio"

    • @jd7699
      @jd7699 5 років тому +9

      I remember it "You sounded a little whiter on the radio."

    • @d.delgado2137
      @d.delgado2137 5 років тому +5

      I remember Jackie saying “ a lot whiter’ as well. Nobody believes me!

    • @PaulNewfield-PasadenaCAU-wb4xg
      @PaulNewfield-PasadenaCAU-wb4xg 4 роки тому +17

      Jd that was the joke, it was a way to say the sheriff sounded like a white sheriff, without making it a “racist” joke! I’ve gotten a few double takes after showing up to a job interview after an initial phone call. I too sound “taller” on the phone! 😉

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 роки тому

      he he what the hell is da world comin to

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 роки тому

      your going away till your grey I got the evidence put the evidence in the car@@bobbymoore3436

  • @knicholson1
    @knicholson1 Рік тому +2

    4:30 "For some reason or another you sounded a little TALLER on radio." LMAO!

  • @loveoneanotherasihaveloved8327
    @loveoneanotherasihaveloved8327 2 роки тому +1

    Junior had no problem throwing that heavy door in the backseat 😂

  • @billygazdik5287
    @billygazdik5287 4 роки тому +47

    Without question, Buford T Justice is one of the single greatest bit part roles in the history of cinema. Jackie Gleason is a legend.

    • @Royale_with_Cheeze
      @Royale_with_Cheeze 8 місяців тому

      Bit part? Not by a longshot. Big and Little Enos could be considered as bit parts.

  • @scoobycarr5558
    @scoobycarr5558 4 роки тому +152

    Jerry Reed gets beat up by a motorcycle gang at a bar after one claims his dog bit him. Then Jerry destroys all their motorcycles with his 18 wheeler. That still gets me every time.

    • @johndates9827
      @johndates9827 4 роки тому +16

      Same here. Old "Cleetus" bruised up from his beat down by the bikers slowly gets in his cab. Cranks the engine. Peers ahead. A sly grin comes across his face. Then he drives his 18 wheeler over the parked cycles.
      :)

    • @infinite5oul578
      @infinite5oul578 4 роки тому +8

      Yep! And that Glowing Smile is why they called him The Snow Man! Hahahahaaa!! Classic movie all the way through!

    • @lauriejackson8351
      @lauriejackson8351 3 роки тому +7

      Jerry Reed had the last laugh

    • @VH_Rules
      @VH_Rules 3 роки тому +7

      “Far Out” 😅

    • @jimmyturner2096
      @jimmyturner2096 3 роки тому +6

      I did the same thing for real in Texas about 14 years ago. I was jumped by some young thugs. Because of my sticker on my truck. I got a 12000.00 dollar fine. But it was worth every damn penny. As a V. P of a club. We respect other peoples right. to any patch or stickers. But we can voice our opinions.. We will not fight 15 on 1. That's a bunch of punk ass bitches.. I'm still free to fly any flag or any sticker I want to.

  • @fortheluva1248
    @fortheluva1248 Рік тому +2

    All my Pop needed to say to me when I was a kid and would do something wrong is, "Ain't no way... No way..."
    And I would fill in the rest. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @aserpe1
    @aserpe1 2 роки тому +3

    Rest in peace Burt and Jackie, thank you for the wonderful movies and entertainment. You will be missed and never forgotten. 😢

  • @user-ir1ix8up8j
    @user-ir1ix8up8j 9 місяців тому +2

    no one can pull this off the way Jackie does, it was him all the way, a true comedian and one we miss

  • @jq747
    @jq747 4 роки тому +128

    "She insulted muh authoritah"

  • @cth0211
    @cth0211 7 років тому +66

    some of the best cursing ever!!

  • @mickeef5750
    @mickeef5750 Рік тому +2

    When comedy legends refer to you as "The Greatest" well... that about says it all.
    #oneofthesedaysaliceoneofthesedays

  • @brooksbrown580
    @brooksbrown580 Рік тому +1

    Jackie Gleason said this was the most fun he ever had in his career, he said he really was Sheriff Justice, it was his inner personality, he also said it was hard for the film crew to not crack up and laugh on set, Gleason was allowed to ad-lib, a great deal of his lines, he said the scripts were not very funny but that he could fix it to where they would be funny, boy could he,.

  • @muckerwood
    @muckerwood 7 років тому +201

    "For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio"... lol