"Speed bloke, super bloke, or bat bloke." What a shame. They left out my favorite character: "Girl bloke" Edit: Apologies, I was not aware that there was an entire separate egg devoted to all the available girl blokes.
I just want a regular one with a version of the Justice League character thingies in the blue foil Kinders that's of Stuart himself, I mean, I have all eight of them anyway, plus a few spares because I bought the boxes of three Kinders just to try and get them all, only for me to get the last five I was after through ones I could get on their own because my Morrisons actually had some when I went last time.
Kinder eggs are so sad nowdays. I remember building all kinds of interesting old cars from them with multiple pieces and there was also series at those times with sailing ships which all were really nice and had many parts.
That compact was dope. It was also a place to store tiny things too, given the depth of the lower part, and you could wear it on your wrist, AND you got a pretty damn decent and inventive figurine on a stand. Not bad at all for some toy you get randomly with a thin line of chocolate. If I was 7 years old or what not, I'd want all of them. Heck, I almost want it now and I'm in my late 20's.
The girl ones don't seem bad at all. And even if you don't like Harley Quinn, but you like Persona 5, she would probably be easy enough to paint up as Ann Takamaki.
+Emil Carr I totally agree that they should not market female characters to girls and male characters to boys, I've never been much into comics but from the movies and tv shows I gather that all humans are equals despite their differences is a major subtext in most of them.
The cartoon is semi-decent if you can get past the whole "Everyone goes to super hero school" premise and they don't exclude the guys from helping out here and there. (I know Beast Boy is a regular)
Alan Alvarado If her uploads them at around 11pm and for a video this long it’ll usually take three hours to upload. Especially if they’re in HD. But yeah, messes my sleep up as well 😂
You should take a look at the DC Superhero Girls action figures. They're really nicely made. Something a bit more actiony for young girls to play with.
The look quite anime inspired, obviouslly the quality is lower than Japanese figures of the same price but the poses are similar. I have a feeling they are wanting to market towards females more in the future.
The smaller DC figures actually would've made a half decent Bomberman, considering the ball shape on their heads. If only they had thought of that before putting the Justice League on them
I remember getting one of these about 20 years ago, but it seemed a little larger and came wrapped in foil rather than a box. The toy inside was a full croquet set - a mallet that you had to assemble, balls and hoops to aim through. Pretty sizable too.
The toys from kinder get worse and worse every year. I remember being excited for them as a kid because they were good, but now it's uncreative and they all look like bootlegs from Guatemala
It’s mainly because of inattentive parents and tard kids shoving smaller parts of the kit into their mouth, hence why most kinder surprises nowadays are solid lumps of plastic. The ones back in the 90’s and early 2000’s were lit though
Badmecha007 So no love for the Kinder/people that ate them before the 90's? You don't even know what Kinder were back then, in the 80's, and probably before that, too. Cos I grew up with Kinder in the 80's. And I love the chocolate. Glad that the Kinder Maxi became a thing, Yum!
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My 4 year old daughter loves DC Superhero Girls, & has a lot of their toys. Harley Quinn is a goodie in that universe, yet she still has the naughty traits, but not on the criminal scale.
You have answered my deepest questions, my younger cousin came to visit me the other day wearing the mirror thing and I had no clue what it was but now I know and I thank you.
You've gotten my boyfriend hooked on Kinder products, especially Kinder Surprise (we found some once at a local novelty soda/candy shop) and Kinder Joy.
If your curious Ashens the Batgirl was in that pose because in that show the bat thing on her back is a jetpack, and the character you thought was Wasp is called Bumblebee, basically the DC equivalent
I miss the Big Kinder Eggs with Plushies inside (years ago). There was a time with Smurfs and Asterix Plushies. It's maybe not for everyone, but for me this was better then just something to build, more specialy because the Plushies was some nice Quality.
I am amazed at how that tiny plastic Harley Quinn doing a handstand is infinitely superior to anything Funko Pop, Dorbz and other such lifeless dribble have ever excreted out.
The darker capsules always have the better surprise, even in the small eggs. Even in the small eggs, when you buy the three eggs box, with the "1 every 3" surprise is a licensed toy thing, the actual licensed toy will be in the dark capsule while the light ones have trash. They probably sourced the boy's ones from their trash supplier this year.
I got four Superman figures in the 2016 eggs... One, I had great pleasure in setting fire to and the other three lived to tell the tale. However, I got three of the blue eggs this year and so far have opened one. Joking that I'd get Superman and that's exactly what I got. Although, in 2014 I opened just one egg and got a Bat-Mobile (although I lost it soon after). 2014 was the best year for these eggs, 2016 was just Superman and Batman (well only Superman) and 2018 is just Superman again.
The mini girls eggs also had decent metal wristband/charms for Batgirl, Katana, Harly Quinn & Wonderwoman. I thought the biggest rip off though was the 3 up egg pack. If you bought each DC branded egg singularly, you were guaranteed a DC toy. If you bought the 3 pack, only 1 in 3 was a DC toy, and you wasted you cash on normal kinder shite. But each egg in the pack was packaged up as a DC egg just to bring you that extra level of despair.
I’ve a subscriber since 2013. I think you deserve more subscribers though, you’re hilarious. No sarcasm. Also, it’s ironic that a marvel ‘Jessica Jones’ advert was on a DC-ish video.
Ashens! That aquaman and flash you've got are actually bloody spinning tops! You place them down on their front and you're supposed to use the bit at the back to spin them. Not really any better than useless haha.
I got a pretty cool little antman figure from one of those eggs. Not sure if it was actually kinder since I'm US and it was pretty tiny, but it looks pretty good.
"Speed bloke, super bloke, or bat bloke."
What a shame. They left out my favorite character: "Girl bloke"
Edit: Apologies, I was not aware that there was an entire separate egg devoted to all the available girl blokes.
Is there a Woke Bloke?
Tent Ringer no, but there is a joke bloke
Or in the smaller series: "Aqua...tit, Green Disappointment."
Errhhm, her name is Bloke Girl.
As a gay/bi man I love 'girl blokes'... :D
“Hmm hmm and thrice hmm” now that’s the kinda humor I subbed back in like 2008 for
One day I hope to buy a Kinder Egg so large that Dr Stuart Ashen himself is inside
And he is holding a game child in his hands
I just want a regular one with a version of the Justice League character thingies in the blue foil Kinders that's of Stuart himself, I mean, I have all eight of them anyway, plus a few spares because I bought the boxes of three Kinders just to try and get them all, only for me to get the last five I was after through ones I could get on their own because my Morrisons actually had some when I went last time.
I approve of this fetish.
When you open the egg: "Hello!"
As Ashen smiled inside my big Chocolate treat I had but one thought.. What the fuck does he do?
Stuart whispering "nought to three sad onions" was everything.
Damn, 2018 was FIVE YEARS AGO?!
@@samholdsworth420five whole years!!!
Sad onion joker was pretty next level.
0-3 Sad Onion Joker, call him by his name.
literally first thing that came to my mind when I saw that 0-3 Sad Onion Joker (Ashens' gettin' meta, now)
"Ready, steady," *snap* RIP Superbloke.
Kinder eggs are so sad nowdays. I remember building all kinds of interesting old cars from them with multiple pieces and there was also series at those times with sailing ships which all were really nice and had many parts.
and many were made out of metal and wood
At least you can buy them, here in Chile Kinder eggs are banned
Choking hazards are just a learning opportunity to not put stuff in your mouth. Every adult in the world seems to have managed it.
I miss the wooden toys
Yes. I remember those. those were awesome. :D
I like pausing the video right at the beginning when the sofa is clean, then skipping right to the end of the video to see how wrecked it gets
That compact was dope. It was also a place to store tiny things too, given the depth of the lower part, and you could wear it on your wrist, AND you got a pretty damn decent and inventive figurine on a stand.
Not bad at all for some toy you get randomly with a thin line of chocolate.
If I was 7 years old or what not, I'd want all of them. Heck, I almost want it now and I'm in my late 20's.
The girl ones don't seem bad at all. And even if you don't like Harley Quinn, but you like Persona 5, she would probably be easy enough to paint up as Ann Takamaki.
Hi Stuart, that was me at the Barshens meetup. So exited to see that in the video. Still got that Tracy Island waiting for you if you want it.
Bullshit I gave it to him.
Don't steal my thunder bro
Bring back The Goose!
*T H E G O O S E*
No Goose or Valentines love message this year, this new found fame is RUINING our lovely Ashen Ash
"He shrugs when you ask him why he exists."
Me too, man.
All those little male superhero figures look like they have man-buns in their hair. I can't unsee it.
Actually rather pleased that the girls are getting the non-crappy versions of superhero toys for once. Usually it's the other way round.
I think they should just put them both in the one range of eggs
+Emil Carr
I totally agree that they should not market female characters to girls and male characters to boys, I've never been much into comics but from the movies and tv shows I gather that all humans are equals despite their differences is a major subtext in most of them.
The girl toys suck too.
DC Super Hero Girls are a nice toyline, so I am not surprised their kinder egg is pretty good.
The cartoon is semi-decent if you can get past the whole "Everyone goes to super hero school" premise and they don't exclude the guys from helping out here and there. (I know Beast Boy is a regular)
"Green disappointment." 😂😂
Last time I was this early to an Ashen's video, the food was still in date.
That's not The Wasp. That's Bumblebee. Close enough, though ;)
I enjoy the way Ashens had that moment of parallelism between Harley Quinn and himself >.
May all the gods of man prevent Stuart from wearing the costume from Suicide Squad, because no-one needs see that.
May all the gods of man prevent Stuart from wearing the costume from Suicide Squad, because no-one need see that.
"He shrugs when you ask him why he exists"
Well I'm glad to see the sad onion got an acting job.
Seriously how the hell are kids supposed to swallow that capsule?
big throat
Determination
I'm not sure it's inserted via the mouth
Fat American children somehow managed it
no american children have choked on a kinder egg. british children have, though.
“The girls are absolutely beating out the boys”.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who heard that in a certain way.
Wink wink
I blame Ashens for my insomnia because he keeps uploading his amazing videos at 1 or 2am
Godot It's 7pm here in Mexico
With the amount of coffee you consume, Ashens is the least of your insomnia worries
Same- and I'm up at 5-ish
I imagine he uploads them so it's evening for Americans, or possibly just before he himself goes to bed.
Alan Alvarado
If her uploads them at around 11pm and for a video this long it’ll usually take three hours to upload. Especially if they’re in HD.
But yeah, messes my sleep up as well 😂
You should take a look at the DC Superhero Girls action figures. They're really nicely made. Something a bit more actiony for young girls to play with.
The look quite anime inspired, obviouslly the quality is lower than Japanese figures of the same price but the poses are similar. I have a feeling they are wanting to market towards females more in the future.
@@Infelious is it _future_ yet?
Iforgot to say these are Japanese but its likely some shops may sell them in America, certainly cons will.
As soon as the word kit was read I knew there would be a reference to knight rider
"hmm, hmm, and thrice hmm"... glad I didn't go to sleep yet
To British viewers this is a reference to the late comedian Frankie Howerd's catch phrase "Nay, nay and thrice nay!"
I’m here now and my favourite was speed bloke
I love the way he either squeezes the egg until it explodes or just outright punches it.
Flash shrugging why he exists had me laughing out loud at 1am. Thank you
The smaller DC figures actually would've made a half decent Bomberman, considering the ball shape on their heads. If only they had thought of that before putting the Justice League on them
...or any character with a top knot 😉👍
This is better than sleeping! Also I tried meeting Ashens at one of the book signings then had an anxiety attack so my mum met him before I ever have!
god damn it mum, always steeling ur idols
Dude it's just ashens, no need for an anxiety attack
Your videos are the best been watching for years
Kinder surprise has gone shit since 2003. The 90’s were awesome.
"Ready! Steady!" And then breaks Superman in half! XD
To properly demonstrate Superman's 'action', Ashens will now bring out the board of burning
It seems you deliver content based on our schedule, the freaks, the red eyed, purpose derived, extroverted, night owl freaks.
Nice!
I remember getting one of these about 20 years ago, but it seemed a little larger and came wrapped in foil rather than a box. The toy inside was a full croquet set - a mallet that you had to assemble, balls and hoops to aim through. Pretty sizable too.
The toys from kinder get worse and worse every year. I remember being excited for them as a kid because they were good, but now it's uncreative and they all look like bootlegs from Guatemala
yep I loved the little Sharks, Terrapins etc
yep
It’s mainly because of inattentive parents and tard kids shoving smaller parts of the kit into their mouth, hence why most kinder surprises nowadays are solid lumps of plastic. The ones back in the 90’s and early 2000’s were lit though
Badmecha007 So no love for the Kinder/people that ate them before the 90's? You don't even know what Kinder were back then, in the 80's, and probably before that, too. Cos I grew up with Kinder in the 80's. And I love the chocolate. Glad that the Kinder Maxi became a thing, Yum!
I wasn't alive back then, lmao
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My Godson got one of these for Easter. He was more excited when he got the box than when he saw the actual toy...
I find it quite funny how I was watching your Kinder video last night from last year and then you literally uploaded this the next night! 😂😂
I have the Art Attack theme music in my head now... thanks Ashens.
My 4 year old daughter loves DC Superhero Girls, & has a lot of their toys.
Harley Quinn is a goodie in that universe, yet she still has the naughty traits, but not on the criminal scale.
two Supermen flying straight to the bin!
Christ, said uploaded 17 seconds ago I've never been this early to a golden UA-camr's video.
Ashens has a golden dong
Hmm, Hmm and Thrice Hmm the Novel by Ashens.
You have answered my deepest questions, my younger cousin came to visit me the other day wearing the mirror thing and I had no clue what it was but now I know and I thank you.
You've gotten my boyfriend hooked on Kinder products, especially Kinder Surprise (we found some once at a local novelty soda/candy shop) and Kinder Joy.
Just when I thought I'd heard EVERYTHING, Ashens comes out with, "Sweet girgley Jesus on a tricycle!"
(Needless to say, I am so stealing that.)
If your curious Ashens the Batgirl was in that pose because in that show the bat thing on her back is a jetpack, and the character you thought was Wasp is called Bumblebee, basically the DC equivalent
5 pounds is pretty espensive as they sold for less than 5 euros here in Italy at the time, same size same surprises
Import fees?
Oh goodie, I always wanted a miniaturised version of The Flash's bloated corpse!
Ashens thanks for making another video keep up the great work
I miss the Big Kinder Eggs with Plushies inside (years ago). There was a time with Smurfs and Asterix Plushies. It's maybe not for everyone, but for me this was better then just something to build, more specialy because the Plushies was some nice Quality.
The DC girls egg figurines are going for about £10-15 on ebay too, the boys ones.. er.. not so much.
I liked the funny foreign plastic violin. More of that, please.
(Violin)
'That is a vaguely annoying pose.'
'Vaguely annoying' pretty much describes Harley Quinn, so it kind of fits, really.
I passed out after he said nought to three sad onion joker. XD
I am amazed at how that tiny plastic Harley Quinn doing a handstand is infinitely superior to anything Funko Pop, Dorbz and other such lifeless dribble have ever excreted out.
Anybody miss old Ashens from a decade ago when he was less jokey and more sarcastic?
You put the arms out and then spin it on its belly. The justice league one. The fun is endless...
Around 4 minutes in a Marvel advert played! Couldn't have been better timing :P
That "0-3 Sad Onion Joker" design actually works really well in the cartoon, but in super-deformed keychain style? Not so much.
The darker capsules always have the better surprise, even in the small eggs.
Even in the small eggs, when you buy the three eggs box, with the "1 every 3" surprise is a licensed toy thing, the actual licensed toy will be in the dark capsule while the light ones have trash.
They probably sourced the boy's ones from their trash supplier this year.
For me, Half way through this video there was an advert for marvel lol
Top knot heroes, collect the whole set.
I love them big kinda eggs, reminds me of my childhood. :)
Ashens is literally amazin when it comes to whats inside haha
those eggs were the best in the 80's they had all sorts of very cool toys in it, you got a mechanical toy that you really had to build with stickers
I got four Superman figures in the 2016 eggs... One, I had great pleasure in setting fire to and the other three lived to tell the tale. However, I got three of the blue eggs this year and so far have opened one. Joking that I'd get Superman and that's exactly what I got. Although, in 2014 I opened just one egg and got a Bat-Mobile (although I lost it soon after).
2014 was the best year for these eggs, 2016 was just Superman and Batman (well only Superman) and 2018 is just Superman again.
Flash looks like he's riding Nimbus from Dragon Ball.
Watching you break Superman's arms was funnier than it should have been.
Every time he smashes the chocolate eggs instead of separating them into halves I cry a little inside.
This video made me laugh hysterically. I'm crying. Hahaha
Art attack was a banging show
"Now kiss and make up" made me chuckle x
The action feature on the joker makes it look like he has his hair in a bun! Haha
I would love that Flash thingy
'My mouth's going to be gummed up with it for ages', as the actress said to the Bishop.
That Flash mini fig with the arms that raise up is a 'spin top'. It tells you on the instructions.
The mini girls eggs also had decent metal wristband/charms for Batgirl, Katana, Harly Quinn & Wonderwoman.
I thought the biggest rip off though was the 3 up egg pack. If you bought each DC branded egg singularly, you were guaranteed a DC toy. If you bought the 3 pack, only 1 in 3 was a DC toy, and you wasted you cash on normal kinder shite. But each egg in the pack was packaged up as a DC egg just to bring you that extra level of despair.
Me: **shrugs** _when you ask me why I exist_
I’ve a subscriber since 2013. I think you deserve more subscribers though, you’re hilarious. No sarcasm.
Also, it’s ironic that a marvel ‘Jessica Jones’ advert was on a DC-ish video.
He needs way more subs I agree,
My son got the pink one. Wonder Woman. Loved it.
Watching any entire video purely to see if Chef Excellence makes an appearance at the end🤣
Ashens! That aquaman and flash you've got are actually bloody spinning tops! You place them down on their front and you're supposed to use the bit at the back to spin them. Not really any better than useless haha.
That Superman figure came out from that giant suppository like the justice league movie; in unintelligible pieces.
Those boy small toys are a top!
That Harley handstand one was kinda cute.
I used to buy these in Italy years ago and were even bigger
Cool video :D
I got a pretty cool little antman figure from one of those eggs. Not sure if it was actually kinder since I'm US and it was pretty tiny, but it looks pretty good.
Quite neat lil figs and bits for the gals.
The way Ashens cracked those chocolate eggs in Choco-Bird language, it's considered a Dick Move.
I love the Superhero Girls Batgirl design, I got the Lego set of her plane, it's such a hot design for her.
We need an Ashens episode all in French!
"The girl's ones are beating out the boy's ones" Ashens - 2018.
It's probably been pointed out already but: The Aquaman and Flash also function as spinning tops.
Can you imagine being the cashier who had to ring thru ashens with his like 7 kids eggs