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  • @tsabanski
    @tsabanski 8 років тому +750

    I'm from Canada.
    As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit."
    And it was. And I did.

    • @sprez534
      @sprez534 4 роки тому +27

      Rotating turds

    • @webbonyoutube
      @webbonyoutube 4 роки тому +10

      YEAH I saw those too at Dollarama

    • @FATTYBONGRIPS
      @FATTYBONGRIPS 4 роки тому +14

      i thought the EXACT. SAME. THING. being from new brunswick Ive seen this shit all over the place and kinda expected it

    • @maddfingerboarding5324
      @maddfingerboarding5324 4 роки тому +3

      Fucking shit those are putrid

    • @scotthurr5925
      @scotthurr5925 4 роки тому +28

      Canadian over here too. The bacon was what really got me. I worked at a Diner that used to re-fry that bacon and serve it in place of real bacon.
      I didn't work there very long, and they got shut down for health code violations after I left.

  • @TheZantaClaws
    @TheZantaClaws 8 років тому +1019

    "I don't trust the butter- it might be out of date!"
    *proceeds to eat suspicious out of date foods from across the world*

  • @kubo1940
    @kubo1940 8 років тому +1341

    The corn looks like a bloody jpeg it's so flat and unnaturally yellow.

    • @screenwatcher949
      @screenwatcher949 8 років тому +132

      Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 8 років тому +14

      +Broguy the Shy Guy Yes.

    • @TheValentineEnemy
      @TheValentineEnemy 8 років тому +11

      It looks way too perfect :)

    • @RaqueteQuizumba
      @RaqueteQuizumba 8 років тому +32

      like my gf's boobs

    • @curtainpoles3120
      @curtainpoles3120 8 років тому +17

      +RaqueteQuizumba you win the internet, if you had a girlfriend. come on you're watching ashens, the chances of any of us getting a girlfriend is 1/100000000

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 8 років тому +1134

    rule 57: _if it exists, there is a microwavable version of it_

    • @SuperGrahamh
      @SuperGrahamh 8 років тому +54

      But what about...... a microwave?

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 8 років тому +39

      Guido Fawkes *_MICROWAVECEPTION!_*

    • @9wattcat
      @9wattcat 8 років тому +20

      Rule 34 if it exists, there is a food version of It :]

    • @Steelman985
      @Steelman985 8 років тому +20

      Rule 46: A plug up the butt is worth 2 in the bush.

    • @supernova3653
      @supernova3653 8 років тому +19

      Rule 38: and if it's microwaveable people will eat it and ashens will make a video of it

  • @patrickdancer5563
    @patrickdancer5563 8 років тому +856

    This was a heavily pork and corn based special.

  • @richarddwjensen
    @richarddwjensen 8 років тому +450

    "Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm an abomination. Let me die."
    PURE GOLD

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 8 років тому +60

      "3 bags!"

    • @kei_nishimaru
      @kei_nishimaru 8 років тому +9

      So Much Fucking Gold.

    • @Eyclipse
      @Eyclipse 7 років тому

      Richard Jensen the second I read this he said it

    • @myristicina.
      @myristicina. 7 років тому

      I saw that comment when he said that

    • @Donteatacowman
      @Donteatacowman 4 роки тому +4

      And yet, according to the box, suitable for vegetarians!
      (I'm vegetarian and I like bacon bits, so I imagine it's like those...)

  • @the_soup2284
    @the_soup2284 8 років тому +2214

    I sent him those pork rinds!!! I'm ridiculously happy right now

    • @Magicbanana987
      @Magicbanana987 8 років тому +117

      Bollocks

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 років тому +354

      Yeah? Well I sent him the brown couch. Suck on that.

    • @artemis6828
      @artemis6828 8 років тому +25

      THOSE ARE FREAKING DELICIOUS

    • @TheBlackShinigami
      @TheBlackShinigami 8 років тому +7

      +Dirty “Friedenderman26” Mettaton Sinner these things are actually pretty good surprisingly

    • @mcluigi117
      @mcluigi117 8 років тому +50

      +Rabid Rabbit Rabbi
      I created him.

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 8 років тому +209

    It's remarkable how a middle-aged man who regularly poisons himself can look so young, honestly. Is Stuart from Bizarro World?

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 8 років тому +9

      he is 38 ....

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 років тому +57

      it's all the preservatives in this shit he eats. he's found the secret to immortality.

    • @brandonrickson7347
      @brandonrickson7347 8 років тому +3

      +100GTAGUY +1

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 років тому +2

      +Brandon Rickson thanks for that m8, I can't see upvotes on my phone haha

    • @ghostlobster6631
      @ghostlobster6631 8 років тому +5

      39 is definetly not middle aged (imo)

  • @masterskyrunner
    @masterskyrunner 8 років тому +362

    7:12 Owning those exact corn prongs is, next to having a face, the thing most humans have in common.

    • @jjnndlknsddlklkk
      @jjnndlknsddlklkk 7 років тому +13

      The Philosophating Phrog HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!%×\÷.*! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💦😏😳 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG M8 I CANT BREATHE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHALOLOLOLOLROFLLMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHABDBFIDNQKAKILLME

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 6 років тому +38

      @@jjnndlknsddlklkk Get off the crack.

    • @stepanfedun9122
      @stepanfedun9122 5 років тому +5

      @@jjnndlknsddlklkk
      .-.

    • @bpg9992
      @bpg9992 5 років тому +3

      The Philosophating Phrog we haven’t got any

    • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
      @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 5 років тому +1

      @@bpg9992 Same

  • @ArmadaAsesino
    @ArmadaAsesino 8 років тому +241

    "I don't really know American bacon etiquette, but this would be a pretty shit cut by British standards." HAHA! I love how blunt that was.

  • @mitchellfowler873
    @mitchellfowler873 8 років тому +276

    7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but er"
    "but er"...
    MATE.

    • @bonnibaby
      @bonnibaby 7 років тому +1

      mitchell fowler This was an underrated comment

    • @Sacra898
      @Sacra898 6 років тому +2

      I didnt even pick that up looooool gg

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 6 років тому +1

      mitchell fowler
      That pun gave him his PHD in Psychology

  • @StyleshStorm
    @StyleshStorm 8 років тому +383

    those microwavable pork rinds actually look good.

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 8 років тому

      True

    • @StyleshStorm
      @StyleshStorm 8 років тому +1

      nice, you guys know where i can buy a box of these like this that isn't too expensive?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 8 років тому +5

      +StyleshStorm
      Buy some normal ones in any snack department of a super market for about.. a quidbuck.

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 років тому +9

      theres no way I'd be caught dead buying strips of pig skin in a non refrigerated paper bag lol

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 8 років тому +1

      Pretty sure these cheap things aren't made of actual pork.

  • @Skyzeri
    @Skyzeri 8 років тому +436

    Apparently that bacon popcorn is vegan! The more you know.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 7 років тому +66

      I watched the video too.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 7 років тому +7

      Firegirl5954 holy shit it was you who uploaded the Pikachu sing video!

    • @amonmarquis4018
      @amonmarquis4018 7 років тому +4

      and knowing is half the battle...G.I.Joe everybody...G.I.Joe
      I understand I'm very late but it had to be done

    • @rainyxnightshade
      @rainyxnightshade 7 років тому +1

      How in the fuck is that vegan? Thought you put bacon in bacon popcorn. Eh guess I was wrong on this one. The more you know.

    • @SwedishEmpire1700
      @SwedishEmpire1700 7 років тому +3

      Im gonna buy like thousands of bags and give to vegans hohohoh

  • @alexe8375
    @alexe8375 8 років тому +171

    I usually do paper towels on a plate for microwave bacon.

    • @Neberdine
      @Neberdine 8 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @entity8019
      @entity8019 8 років тому

      +VizoredVideos Snap

    • @Desmaad
      @Desmaad 8 років тому +6

      I use a frying pan.

    • @BulletFever1
      @BulletFever1 8 років тому

      +alex E I usually don't microwave bacon.

    • @momyour170
      @momyour170 8 років тому +9

      +flunk77 Microwaved bacon is actually healthier.

  • @3DSuperWaffle
    @3DSuperWaffle 8 років тому +139

    Oh my God, I live in Canada and there's a Dollarama five blocks from my house. That corn is the biggest joke among me and my friends.

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 7 років тому +409

    This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human"
    So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die...
    I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 6 років тому +21

      Could a real life human survive the microwave hallway at the end of MGS4?

    • @0AwesomeProductions0
      @0AwesomeProductions0 6 років тому +3

      Madberty lol was wondering the same thing. Probably not

    • @Winchester427
      @Winchester427 6 років тому +13

      fallingbed
      The more you know🌈⭐️

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 років тому +15

      Reminds me of that evil old woman who tried to dry her cat in the microwave. She was just playing stupid, she did it because she was a sadistic piece of shit.

    • @stinkywizzleteats2126
      @stinkywizzleteats2126 6 років тому +1

      fallingbed so can you eat it?

  • @MrDeits97
    @MrDeits97 8 років тому +34

    The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job
    The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest
    Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever

    • @thedee4137
      @thedee4137 8 років тому +3

      I'm done, I'm so done.

    • @MrDeits97
      @MrDeits97 8 років тому +8

      +Waffaw e The Butter Bandits vs The Margariness: Cholesterol catastrophe

  • @scotiabricks
    @scotiabricks 8 років тому +419

    Sorry for the crap bacon
    - From Canada

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 8 років тому +15

      Actually that's American bacon (it states it on the package). And even the best-selling brand of bacon in America, Oscar Mayer (founded by its' namesake, now a KraftHeinz brand...), does sell a version of this as pre-cooked bacon. I suppose it'd taste better than this one...

    • @Milkpng
      @Milkpng 8 років тому +12

      'Product of USA'
      Those God damn amuricans copying us!

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 8 років тому +10

      +Trevor Benoit
      You Canucks should be ashamed of yourselves, flooding our grocery store shelves with your subpar bacon...

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 8 років тому +21

      syxepop that shit is not good bacon by American standards. we like our bacon not too thin, not too thick, not too much fat, and pan fried.

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 8 років тому +2

      nerfgunner05, I didn't it was good or anything, just that there's a need for that niche of PRECOOKED BACON.
      Honestly it takes so few time to make a proper BACON & EGGS pan fry that most sensible people wouldn't even touch the precooked stuff unless it was to integrate it into something else.
      At least I can say the Oscar Mayer version of this should be better tasting than the one shown in Stuart's video (both being American-sourced...

  • @MrFleen
    @MrFleen 8 років тому +283

    5:48
    "We need some nice bit of vegetable."
    - Stuart Ashen, 2016

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 8 років тому +60

    Dollarama $2. They're doing it wrong.

    • @FATTYBONGRIPS
      @FATTYBONGRIPS 4 роки тому +2

      Dollarama sells stuff that costs up to $4 for some reason lmao

    • @bluesquadron8667
      @bluesquadron8667 3 роки тому

      @@FATTYBONGRIPS dollar general in america barely sells anything for a dollar

    • @Bond101_Studios
      @Bond101_Studios Місяць тому +1

      ​@@bluesquadron8667now Dollar tree doesn't even sell anything for a dollar.

    • @cubey
      @cubey 14 днів тому

      ​@@Bond101_Studios before it shut down this year, the "99 cent only" stores didn't only have 99 cent items.

  • @mikel802
    @mikel802 8 років тому +20

    First time I've seen microwave pork rinds, normally they're in snack bags already fluffy and such.

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 8 років тому +5

    I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊

  • @Joeyology
    @Joeyology 4 роки тому +4

    By far my favorite youtube personality! I can watch ashens all day

  • @tacostew1670
    @tacostew1670 Рік тому +2

    Our family's 'fancy china' is a set that was gotten free piece by piece from a grocery store here in Canada 50 years ago.

  • @samuraiidol
    @samuraiidol 8 років тому +22

    I'm from Canada where those maple leaf things are everywhere and trust me, we think it sucks too.

    • @rupert597
      @rupert597 8 років тому

      Me too

    • @cubey
      @cubey 14 днів тому

      How some Americans feel about the US flag

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 8 років тому +1038

    Wow Stuart, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!

    • @pikwetti6449
      @pikwetti6449 8 років тому +81

      did you just...

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 8 років тому +76

      Mr PikPik Yes.

    • @CEddyAV19
      @CEddyAV19 8 років тому +99

      +Lorenzo Pagani EATING EXPIRED POUNDLAND FOOD PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [NEARLY VOMITED]

    • @seanmcdonagh6237
      @seanmcdonagh6237 8 років тому +74

      Don't you bring h3h3 here, h3h3 is a sacred place

    • @xXxUrbanNinjaxXx
      @xXxUrbanNinjaxXx 8 років тому +43

      +Sean McDonagh I think it's the opposite mate

  • @gabrielferreira7550
    @gabrielferreira7550 Рік тому +3

    So I got curious about the J&D bacon popcorn stuff, and it appears they've been bought and keep seeling the mentioned "Bacon salt" (although it appears that they no longer sell the popcorn). More bizarrely, they sell bacon scented underwear.

  • @RattPoison80
    @RattPoison80 8 років тому +40

    christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/

    • @RattPoison80
      @RattPoison80 8 років тому

      *supposed

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому +9

      $15 cents?! I suppose they do grow it in America. 2 fresh corns would be about 1.50-2.00 in the UK. But yeh, the microwave one looked horrific.

    • @Scott3387
      @Scott3387 4 роки тому

      @@annother3350 You used to be able to get ears of British con in the leaf wrapping at supermarkets in late summer but a few years ago that harvest was terrible and every cob went black in parts when you cook it. I've never seen that since and now we get imported corn all year around. Not sure what happened.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      @@Scott3387 Yeh it was good. Lidl were selling it cheap -- but not 15cents cheap!

    • @Longlius
      @Longlius 4 роки тому

      Can confirm, corn is only about 50 cents an ear at my local grocery store right now and I don't even live in a state that grows corn. I imagine it's significantly cheaper in season.

  • @DaCameraBeard
    @DaCameraBeard 8 років тому +7

    The high-point of my morning is to watch a man cook and eat food behind a camera.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 8 років тому +24

    when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber.
    then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.

  • @PeacefulAutistic
    @PeacefulAutistic 8 років тому +72

    In America that is also a bad cut of bacon! D:

  • @jeffjefferson7237
    @jeffjefferson7237 8 років тому +6

    "Proudly Canadian Company!"
    (Product of U.S.A.)
    Heavy British Accent:"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?"
    Colonial Trifecta.

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 8 років тому +51

    Dollarama is Canadian, that should clear up the bacon with an identity crisis.

    • @AztaTheGreat
      @AztaTheGreat 8 років тому

      i was about to say dollarama is a Canadian store

    • @tOSdude
      @tOSdude 8 років тому

      For that matter maple leaf is as well, although I doubt this was actually branded by maple leaf.

    • @kimsleep4111
      @kimsleep4111 5 років тому +1

      @@tOSdude Maple Leaf branded items are sold all over the world as a Maple Leaf Product

    • @mitchinatr7093
      @mitchinatr7093 4 роки тому

      But it’s made in the USA.

  • @MrTheMighty
    @MrTheMighty 8 років тому +9

    Aw man, Melting Pig Candle, my new band name.

  • @hamburgerbobsgallery
    @hamburgerbobsgallery 8 років тому +4

    "An Excellent Amount Of Microwavable Food"

  • @missylissy200
    @missylissy200 8 років тому +81

    We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.

    • @OopsAllBobert
      @OopsAllBobert 8 років тому

      Same thing over here

    • @marcosvillafuetre8591
      @marcosvillafuetre8591 8 років тому +8

      You can get a working microwave quite cheap

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 8 років тому +2

      +Marcos Villafuetre His mom probably doesn't want to use the microwave because of radiation and shitey.

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 8 років тому +12

      I use a GE microwave from 1972, and it has been working for over 44 years!! All original too. :)
      It is amazing because it weighs a good 40kg and opens like an oven, and it is Lead-shielded.

    • @rowanmeddings8553
      @rowanmeddings8553 8 років тому +5

      microwave food is actually healthier because it doesn't break down all the nutrients and stuff and bananas are quite radioactive and can set of airport alarms

  • @OJANproject
    @OJANproject 8 років тому +37

    I swear, everyone in the UK has those same prongs

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 8 років тому +26

      It's not just the UK. I'm an American, and my family used to have those exact same corn prongs.

    • @locutus155
      @locutus155 4 роки тому

      I don't, am I some sort of freak? Or am I just sensible?

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 4 роки тому

      locutus155 Yes.

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 4 роки тому

      I have those prongs also...

    • @mortechrome
      @mortechrome 4 роки тому

      Those prongs are commonplace in many countries. I remember we had them in the late 70s.

  • @sadetucker2094
    @sadetucker2094 8 років тому +25

    Your sarcasm is always priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davedextermusic7129
    @davedextermusic7129 8 років тому +22

    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon.

  • @CustomSC
    @CustomSC 8 років тому +13

    "Nice bit of vegetable..."
    Ehm, actually corn is a fruit...
    *dodges tomatoes*

    • @evanbeckett7949
      @evanbeckett7949 8 років тому +2

      what

    • @BirdsTwoGather
      @BirdsTwoGather 8 років тому +11

      +Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Corn is either a vegetable or a grain, your comment makes no sense. Pretty sure you're thinking of tomatoes mate.

    • @momyour170
      @momyour170 8 років тому

      +Pieavenger Just looked it up. Corn is a fruit.

    • @maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318
      @maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318 8 років тому +2

      +Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Grain*

    • @BirdsTwoGather
      @BirdsTwoGather 8 років тому +1

      +momyour170 it looks like it can be classified as a fruit, a vegetable, or a grain, but I'm not a botanist so I wouldn't call it a fruit

  • @neffam3
    @neffam3 8 років тому +24

    Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!

  • @Peasant_of_Pontus
    @Peasant_of_Pontus 8 років тому +27

    Corn on a cob is one of the few reasons I keep a microwave around. I buy normal cobs from the greengrocers though.

  • @jazzblackwell6142
    @jazzblackwell6142 4 роки тому +3

    I've watched this video countless times over the years and "Chiccarones. Thank you for that!" still absolutely finishes me off every time

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 8 років тому +11

    Oh no, Ashens! Don't trust food from Maple Leaf.

  • @SimArtzSimonS
    @SimArtzSimonS 8 років тому +7

    i love how i got an ad at the start about how to eat healthy on this video

  • @gmansplit
    @gmansplit 8 років тому +32

    Here in the US i can get a dozen corns on the cob at a local stand that is really good for 3$/dozen

  • @Jayce_Alexander
    @Jayce_Alexander 8 років тому +7

    The bacon itself appears to be American - the reason there's a maple leaf on it is because Dollarama is a Canadian retail chain.

  • @davidenespana
    @davidenespana 8 років тому +16

    8:51 Isn't that Mr.Hanky, The Christmas Poo?
    So that's what he does when not appearing on South Park.

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 8 років тому +5

      +davidenespana
      More like "Mr. Porky, the Bacon Poo".

  • @punkrocksamurai1
    @punkrocksamurai1 8 років тому +118

    durr plant durr plant

  • @MasterYoshidino
    @MasterYoshidino 8 років тому +6

    You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice.
    Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 11 місяців тому

      I cook my bacon in the oven. I don't like burnt bacon.

  • @TrueRetroflection
    @TrueRetroflection 7 років тому +6

    6:00 Get in the ship, sweetie. GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!

  • @PhunkieZero
    @PhunkieZero 8 років тому +13

    my grandma used to have corn skewers like those, but they got horribly rusted and she tossed them in the trash

  • @SnoreProtection
    @SnoreProtection 8 років тому +9

    Cooking actual bacon and actual corn in the microwave is usually pretty good.

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 11 місяців тому +1

    4:09 they put actual smoke into that bacon. like they just stuck it in a chimney pipe and said "yup that'll do it"

  • @supercool559
    @supercool559 8 років тому +6

    I don't think I could fit my dog in my microwave.

  • @amyisaway7800
    @amyisaway7800 5 років тому +3

    “from the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt! you know, those freaks!”

  • @zacmitchel92
    @zacmitchel92 8 років тому +28

    The popcorn smell is one of life's best smells.

    • @benanderson89
      @benanderson89 7 років тому +6

      That and fresh bread.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 років тому +4

      benanderson89 walking past the bakery at work when they have just done some bread is heavenly.

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 4 роки тому +1

      And sizzling bacon.

  • @2RG_
    @2RG_ 8 років тому +11

    Almost got it right. The chich in chicharrones is pronounced as "cheech," like Cheech and Chong.

  • @jeremyfisher42
    @jeremyfisher42 8 років тому +436

    Make I hate Mars bars

    • @baileynorm7737
      @baileynorm7737 8 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Xiefux
      @Xiefux 8 років тому +36

      +Jeremy Fisher this isnt IHE comment section

    • @wirt7048
      @wirt7048 8 років тому

      Omg

    • @wirt7048
      @wirt7048 8 років тому +67

      Actually it makes sense that people who like ashens like ihe too I mean they're both salty British men full of rants and anger and it's the best

    • @sleepy_jean
      @sleepy_jean 8 років тому +32

      +Wirt ? Also IHE talked about Ashens as one of the good channels. That's why I'm here.

  • @drummer4life39
    @drummer4life39 9 місяців тому +1

    8:46 - "Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig! I'm an abomination! Let me die!" 😆

  • @DanielSmedegaardBuus
    @DanielSmedegaardBuus 8 років тому +260

    The popcorn... "safe for vegans." eew... That means neither the bacon nor the butter is real! Eew! 😨😰😱😲😵😷

    • @catoverlords9560
      @catoverlords9560 8 років тому +25

      Oh God I never noticed that before, that's horrifying

    • @RiC_David
      @RiC_David 8 років тому +15

      Cinema (or theatre if you like calling cinemas that) popcorn butter also isn't actual butter, at least not unless it's some kind of deliberately high end "we use actual butter like cows intended" cinema that explicitly advertises it.
      So if you thought too much butter was bad, imagine how much worse too much butter flavoured oil is!

    • @R3Dboii
      @R3Dboii 8 років тому +1

      What game is your profile picture from? I know I've seen it before.

    • @goticflameboy
      @goticflameboy 8 років тому +1

      +QwertyDoge it's a super old arcade game. I actually don't remember the name but you can try bubbles buddy

    • @DanielSmedegaardBuus
      @DanielSmedegaardBuus 8 років тому +9

      QwertyDoge It's Bubble Bobble 👍😊

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 8 років тому +5

    The Bacon Pop's mascot looks like a heavily used sanitary towel.

    • @bwehbweh8330
      @bwehbweh8330 8 років тому +1

      That's alot of period blood and shit.

    • @bALDbOY85
      @bALDbOY85 8 років тому +1

      It tastes like it too

    • @rblxfan22
      @rblxfan22 7 місяців тому

      @@bwehbweh8330that probably still tastes better than the Bacon Pop

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 4 роки тому +1

    I learned I only want to eat this stuff if I'm in a zombie apocalypse.

  • @mrskelital691
    @mrskelital691 6 років тому +14

    "Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig, I'm an abomination, let me die!"
    "3 b a g s"
    God I love Ashens

    • @mrskelital691
      @mrskelital691 3 роки тому

      @Giuseppe P mate I made that quote 3 years ago hahahha

  • @TheFreakyFanatic
    @TheFreakyFanatic 8 років тому +29

    Everything's on a cob! The whole special's on a cob! Go! Go! Go!

    • @Heneggsboss
      @Heneggsboss 4 роки тому +2

      A long time ago, I know...but, great comment!!

  • @williamtyler3202
    @williamtyler3202 5 років тому +1

    Preceding this vid was an ad which started with "How is it that one third of the food we produce is wasted?"
    The answer followed immediately.

  • @notinuse60
    @notinuse60 5 років тому +5

    2:17 I died at the bat man style microwave 😂

  • @elizabethshaw734
    @elizabethshaw734 8 років тому +3

    It's cheaper and tastier to buy fresh corn and cook it in the microwave.

  • @MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay
    @MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay 8 років тому +3

    "Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm abomination, let me die. Three bags.."
    *claps*

  • @getcenadlmfaomyname21datna88
    @getcenadlmfaomyname21datna88 8 років тому +124

    "I was going to put some butter on it , but er" Nope? ok bye.

  • @Xorthis
    @Xorthis 8 років тому +3

    7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but... er..."
    Unintentional puns :D

  • @SpaghettiFace2
    @SpaghettiFace2 8 років тому

    Whenever I'm hungry late at night, I watch one of Ashens' food specials. It destroys my appetite immediately... Works like a charm!

  • @Ilovejibblets
    @Ilovejibblets 8 років тому +7

    As an American I can say that looks like the worst bacon I've seen to date.

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 3 роки тому

      As a fellow American, I can agree.

  • @3of12
    @3of12 8 років тому +31

    I like how Ashens cooks everything in these videos improperly then is surprised that it nearly kills him every single time.

  • @canadiangaming5139
    @canadiangaming5139 3 роки тому +1

    While watching this I proceed to make and then eat an entire can of Heinz beans, because why not.

  • @Adahop
    @Adahop 8 років тому +5

    Anyone else scroll down looking for Austin freaking out?

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax 8 років тому +3

      +Adahop I did indeed - and was subsequently a little disappointed to find the comments um, Austinless, since his note was mildly amusing

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 8 років тому +47

    7:12 I have those same prongs!

  • @nicholasgardner1106
    @nicholasgardner1106 6 років тому +1

    “Hi I’m the flesh of a dead pig I’m an abomination let me die.” lost the root beer I had in my mouth through my nose when he said that

  • @evillttlimp
    @evillttlimp 8 років тому +52

    pig-scented candle. mmm

    • @buzzingsigndiner397
      @buzzingsigndiner397 8 років тому +12

      Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.

    • @gordal6866
      @gordal6866 8 років тому +19

      hi David Cameron how are you

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 8 років тому

      forsain420 Your username is an amazing reference.

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 7 років тому

      +Tom Kenning it would be if he spelt it right...

    • @harampucciforharambe5049
      @harampucciforharambe5049 7 років тому

      the thought of that made me cum all over my curtains

  • @matthewcross2991
    @matthewcross2991 8 років тому +6

    *greeezziiiyy* that's how I would describe bacon popcorn *greezziiyy*

  • @trickroom333
    @trickroom333 8 років тому +5

    You better make sure that microwaved food doesnt HAVE AUTISM

  • @somedeerboi
    @somedeerboi 8 років тому +14

    Category: Science & Technology

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 2 роки тому +1

    My mom cooks bacon in the microwave. It's not only disgusting, but the microwave stinks for 2 days

  • @sledgehammersssssquad3624
    @sledgehammersssssquad3624 8 років тому +4

    Gotta be honest, the first microwave pork thing looked delicious

  • @rich1051414
    @rich1051414 8 років тому +5

    Ready Crisp? Of all the american foods, you got the shit we can't even get our dogs to eat xD

  • @genericwhitemale1114
    @genericwhitemale1114 6 місяців тому +1

    Those pork rinds, I delivered to them a few times! Oberto in Kent WA! Last time I went they gave me a coupon for like 60 cents off some jerky.

  • @ObiJuanKenobi3
    @ObiJuanKenobi3 8 років тому +3

    5:00 as an American I can proudly say that that is bottom of the barrel bacon

    • @whatdidijustmakeedits657
      @whatdidijustmakeedits657 8 років тому

      ObiJuanKenobi3 who did you vote for

    • @Musouka3
      @Musouka3 8 років тому +1

      What Did I Just Make Edits: Sorry dude, they don't do Exit Polls no more.

  • @tehblackarachnid
    @tehblackarachnid 8 років тому +12

    I believe even in America microwave bacon generally means super weak bacon

    • @tehblackarachnid
      @tehblackarachnid 7 років тому +6

      In fact it's generally adviced that if you cna't see the baconitself in the shops in the packet, TURN AND RUN

    • @thehyperioncorporation8416
      @thehyperioncorporation8416 6 років тому +1

      Joe Jackson but I don’t trust microwaveable bacon in any country, I’ve never tried microwaveable bacon but I don’t think it’s good, luckily I’ve never encountered any in my local stores.

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 4 роки тому +1

    Microwavable bacon is a pretty common thing in America. I see it all the time in supermarkets.

  • @youreprettygood9151
    @youreprettygood9151 8 років тому +9

    How do you fuck up corn on the cob?

    • @thekiwi8059
      @thekiwi8059 8 років тому +6

      +You're Pretty Good Put it in a plastic bag and vacuum seal it.

  • @therealchimp1516
    @therealchimp1516 8 років тому +6

    it's nice to have a youtube channel that doesn't have controversy

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 3 роки тому +1

    Chee-Cha-roe-ness is now you sound out Chicharrones.

  • @HazyTwiztid
    @HazyTwiztid 8 років тому +5

    I tried microwaveable corn on the cob a few years ago and it tasted like shitty moonshine.

  • @TacoTownUSA
    @TacoTownUSA 8 років тому +152

    Even to the crap American standard that's crappy bacon. Like, really crappy.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 років тому +2

      +TacoTown
      And overcooked in the pack. That's just wrong.

    • @great-white-north-8907
      @great-white-north-8907 8 років тому +4

      yeah. even in canada we do american bacon right. aside from that bullshit with our flag on it lol. what an embarrassment to bacon lol. I have tried the maple leaf stuff. paper thin and tastes like crap.

    • @mitchlmitten5874
      @mitchlmitten5874 8 років тому +3

      I thought it actually looked alright. Bacon is bacon.

    • @likeaboss9512
      @likeaboss9512 8 років тому

      +TacoTown this type of shitty bacon is what ruined it for me, I can't even like the good quality bacons anymore.

    • @starpencil
      @starpencil 8 років тому

      The bacon I Normally get is like a inch thick XD

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 7 років тому +1

    It's funny. I'm Canadian and I see that pre-cooked bacon thing in all my supermarkets, and yet I would never eat it. So I'm glad to watch Ashen do it.

  • @awild6227
    @awild6227 8 років тому +11

    i was eating a cadbury egg while watching this.

  • @JonasClark
    @JonasClark 8 років тому +25

    J&D's is local to me. Their slogan is indeed "Everything should taste like bacon!" and their products don't actually contain any meat products whatsoever, which may be why J&D's "bacon-flavored" items only vaguely taste like bacon.
    There's a much worse bacon-flavored product, which you don't have: bacon-flavored vodka! "Bakon" is THE brand here. With the USA's explosion of interest in craft cocktails, there's a technique called fat-washing in which alcohol (usually vodka or bourbon) is infused with the flavor from fat, usually pork fat. And though I've heard that fat-washed whiskey made by a bar can be quite tasty in just the right drinks, I've actually mixed with Bakon Vodka. It's delicious in a Bloody Mary, freaking vile in absolutely anything else, and revolting beyond description when drunk neat. An attempt at mixing it 1:1 with a Canadian whiskey & maple syrup liqueur (since maple syrup is delicious on bacon) produced a terrifying concoction which tasted almost exactly like vomit.
    P.S. Nearly every kitchen in America whose owners have had it for more than 15 years contains those corn holders. Mine look identical to yours. They work quite well. We prefer to cook our cobs over charcoal.

  • @L0AKER
    @L0AKER 8 років тому

    Been 3 years since i last watched ashens, glad that nothing has changes :)

  • @icedpeachqueen6223
    @icedpeachqueen6223 8 років тому +3

    I used to cook bacon in the microwave all the time at uni. It's alright to give a good zap if you can't be bothered to heat up a pan/flatmate nicked it. I tend to cut the fat off my bacon and j find microwaving it burns the fat to a crisp so it's easier to peel off.

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 8 років тому

      +AK Milli how?

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 років тому +1

      Once I had loads of grease left over and used it as lube
      Zits fucking galore

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 7 років тому

      +Coffee Pot Productions Ouch

  • @flybytroy2959
    @flybytroy2959 8 років тому +2

    never shop at Dollarama unless your buying sweets, The More You Know.