I'm from Canada. As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit." And it was. And I did.
Canadian over here too. The bacon was what really got me. I worked at a Diner that used to re-fry that bacon and serve it in place of real bacon. I didn't work there very long, and they got shut down for health code violations after I left.
+RaqueteQuizumba you win the internet, if you had a girlfriend. come on you're watching ashens, the chances of any of us getting a girlfriend is 1/100000000
This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human" So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die... I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death
Reminds me of that evil old woman who tried to dry her cat in the microwave. She was just playing stupid, she did it because she was a sadistic piece of shit.
The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever
Actually that's American bacon (it states it on the package). And even the best-selling brand of bacon in America, Oscar Mayer (founded by its' namesake, now a KraftHeinz brand...), does sell a version of this as pre-cooked bacon. I suppose it'd taste better than this one...
nerfgunner05, I didn't it was good or anything, just that there's a need for that niche of PRECOOKED BACON. Honestly it takes so few time to make a proper BACON & EGGS pan fry that most sensible people wouldn't even touch the precooked stuff unless it was to integrate it into something else. At least I can say the Oscar Mayer version of this should be better tasting than the one shown in Stuart's video (both being American-sourced...
I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊
So I got curious about the J&D bacon popcorn stuff, and it appears they've been bought and keep seeling the mentioned "Bacon salt" (although it appears that they no longer sell the popcorn). More bizarrely, they sell bacon scented underwear.
christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/
@@annother3350 You used to be able to get ears of British con in the leaf wrapping at supermarkets in late summer but a few years ago that harvest was terrible and every cob went black in parts when you cook it. I've never seen that since and now we get imported corn all year around. Not sure what happened.
Can confirm, corn is only about 50 cents an ear at my local grocery store right now and I don't even live in a state that grows corn. I imagine it's significantly cheaper in season.
when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber. then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.
We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.
I use a GE microwave from 1972, and it has been working for over 44 years!! All original too. :) It is amazing because it weighs a good 40kg and opens like an oven, and it is Lead-shielded.
microwave food is actually healthier because it doesn't break down all the nutrients and stuff and bananas are quite radioactive and can set of airport alarms
Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!
You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice. Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.
Cinema (or theatre if you like calling cinemas that) popcorn butter also isn't actual butter, at least not unless it's some kind of deliberately high end "we use actual butter like cows intended" cinema that explicitly advertises it. So if you thought too much butter was bad, imagine how much worse too much butter flavoured oil is!
Joe Jackson but I don’t trust microwaveable bacon in any country, I’ve never tried microwaveable bacon but I don’t think it’s good, luckily I’ve never encountered any in my local stores.
yeah. even in canada we do american bacon right. aside from that bullshit with our flag on it lol. what an embarrassment to bacon lol. I have tried the maple leaf stuff. paper thin and tastes like crap.
J&D's is local to me. Their slogan is indeed "Everything should taste like bacon!" and their products don't actually contain any meat products whatsoever, which may be why J&D's "bacon-flavored" items only vaguely taste like bacon. There's a much worse bacon-flavored product, which you don't have: bacon-flavored vodka! "Bakon" is THE brand here. With the USA's explosion of interest in craft cocktails, there's a technique called fat-washing in which alcohol (usually vodka or bourbon) is infused with the flavor from fat, usually pork fat. And though I've heard that fat-washed whiskey made by a bar can be quite tasty in just the right drinks, I've actually mixed with Bakon Vodka. It's delicious in a Bloody Mary, freaking vile in absolutely anything else, and revolting beyond description when drunk neat. An attempt at mixing it 1:1 with a Canadian whiskey & maple syrup liqueur (since maple syrup is delicious on bacon) produced a terrifying concoction which tasted almost exactly like vomit. P.S. Nearly every kitchen in America whose owners have had it for more than 15 years contains those corn holders. Mine look identical to yours. They work quite well. We prefer to cook our cobs over charcoal.
I used to cook bacon in the microwave all the time at uni. It's alright to give a good zap if you can't be bothered to heat up a pan/flatmate nicked it. I tend to cut the fat off my bacon and j find microwaving it burns the fat to a crisp so it's easier to peel off.
I'm from Canada.
As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit."
And it was. And I did.
Rotating turds
YEAH I saw those too at Dollarama
i thought the EXACT. SAME. THING. being from new brunswick Ive seen this shit all over the place and kinda expected it
Fucking shit those are putrid
Canadian over here too. The bacon was what really got me. I worked at a Diner that used to re-fry that bacon and serve it in place of real bacon.
I didn't work there very long, and they got shut down for health code violations after I left.
"I don't trust the butter- it might be out of date!"
*proceeds to eat suspicious out of date foods from across the world*
*eats 30 year old spaghetti hoops*
@@thenationofjemplastan1387 to be fair he didnt eat those
Jebus Kristi crap I remembered him eating them
Expired dairy products are a bit more of a hassle though.
Yukiteru - just check the date on the packet then! Or throw it away if you're not going to eat it!!
The corn looks like a bloody jpeg it's so flat and unnaturally yellow.
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
+Broguy the Shy Guy Yes.
It looks way too perfect :)
like my gf's boobs
+RaqueteQuizumba you win the internet, if you had a girlfriend. come on you're watching ashens, the chances of any of us getting a girlfriend is 1/100000000
rule 57: _if it exists, there is a microwavable version of it_
But what about...... a microwave?
Guido Fawkes *_MICROWAVECEPTION!_*
Rule 34 if it exists, there is a food version of It :]
Rule 46: A plug up the butt is worth 2 in the bush.
Rule 38: and if it's microwaveable people will eat it and ashens will make a video of it
This was a heavily pork and corn based special.
Yea
Also a heavily USA-produced item special. Coincidence? (No).
+Finn, just Finn. Technically the corn was produced in thailand and sold in canada.
+Patrick Dancer
I feel like that could be a euphemism.
+Finn, just Finn. what is it with Americans and pork?
"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm an abomination. Let me die."
PURE GOLD
"3 bags!"
So Much Fucking Gold.
Richard Jensen the second I read this he said it
I saw that comment when he said that
And yet, according to the box, suitable for vegetarians!
(I'm vegetarian and I like bacon bits, so I imagine it's like those...)
I sent him those pork rinds!!! I'm ridiculously happy right now
Bollocks
Yeah? Well I sent him the brown couch. Suck on that.
THOSE ARE FREAKING DELICIOUS
+Dirty “Friedenderman26” Mettaton Sinner these things are actually pretty good surprisingly
+Rabid Rabbit Rabbi
I created him.
It's remarkable how a middle-aged man who regularly poisons himself can look so young, honestly. Is Stuart from Bizarro World?
he is 38 ....
it's all the preservatives in this shit he eats. he's found the secret to immortality.
+100GTAGUY +1
+Brandon Rickson thanks for that m8, I can't see upvotes on my phone haha
39 is definetly not middle aged (imo)
7:12 Owning those exact corn prongs is, next to having a face, the thing most humans have in common.
The Philosophating Phrog HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!%×\÷.*! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💦😏😳 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG M8 I CANT BREATHE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHALOLOLOLOLROFLLMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHABDBFIDNQKAKILLME
@@jjnndlknsddlklkk Get off the crack.
@@jjnndlknsddlklkk
.-.
The Philosophating Phrog we haven’t got any
@@bpg9992 Same
"I don't really know American bacon etiquette, but this would be a pretty shit cut by British standards." HAHA! I love how blunt that was.
7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but er"
"but er"...
MATE.
mitchell fowler This was an underrated comment
I didnt even pick that up looooool gg
mitchell fowler
That pun gave him his PHD in Psychology
those microwavable pork rinds actually look good.
True
nice, you guys know where i can buy a box of these like this that isn't too expensive?
+StyleshStorm
Buy some normal ones in any snack department of a super market for about.. a quidbuck.
theres no way I'd be caught dead buying strips of pig skin in a non refrigerated paper bag lol
Pretty sure these cheap things aren't made of actual pork.
Apparently that bacon popcorn is vegan! The more you know.
I watched the video too.
Firegirl5954 holy shit it was you who uploaded the Pikachu sing video!
and knowing is half the battle...G.I.Joe everybody...G.I.Joe
I understand I'm very late but it had to be done
How in the fuck is that vegan? Thought you put bacon in bacon popcorn. Eh guess I was wrong on this one. The more you know.
Im gonna buy like thousands of bags and give to vegans hohohoh
I usually do paper towels on a plate for microwave bacon.
Same.
+VizoredVideos Snap
I use a frying pan.
+alex E I usually don't microwave bacon.
+flunk77 Microwaved bacon is actually healthier.
Oh my God, I live in Canada and there's a Dollarama five blocks from my house. That corn is the biggest joke among me and my friends.
I actually got given some in our secret santa hahaha.
Can I see it ?
This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human"
So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die...
I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death
Could a real life human survive the microwave hallway at the end of MGS4?
Madberty lol was wondering the same thing. Probably not
fallingbed
The more you know🌈⭐️
Reminds me of that evil old woman who tried to dry her cat in the microwave. She was just playing stupid, she did it because she was a sadistic piece of shit.
fallingbed so can you eat it?
The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job
The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest
Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever
I'm done, I'm so done.
+Waffaw e The Butter Bandits vs The Margariness: Cholesterol catastrophe
Sorry for the crap bacon
- From Canada
Actually that's American bacon (it states it on the package). And even the best-selling brand of bacon in America, Oscar Mayer (founded by its' namesake, now a KraftHeinz brand...), does sell a version of this as pre-cooked bacon. I suppose it'd taste better than this one...
'Product of USA'
Those God damn amuricans copying us!
+Trevor Benoit
You Canucks should be ashamed of yourselves, flooding our grocery store shelves with your subpar bacon...
syxepop that shit is not good bacon by American standards. we like our bacon not too thin, not too thick, not too much fat, and pan fried.
nerfgunner05, I didn't it was good or anything, just that there's a need for that niche of PRECOOKED BACON.
Honestly it takes so few time to make a proper BACON & EGGS pan fry that most sensible people wouldn't even touch the precooked stuff unless it was to integrate it into something else.
At least I can say the Oscar Mayer version of this should be better tasting than the one shown in Stuart's video (both being American-sourced...
5:48
"We need some nice bit of vegetable."
- Stuart Ashen, 2016
+WhyDoIEvenBother? fat
+smell man 😢
+WhyDoIEvenBother? 😢
I like it fat
I was just there lol
Dollarama $2. They're doing it wrong.
Dollarama sells stuff that costs up to $4 for some reason lmao
@@FATTYBONGRIPS dollar general in america barely sells anything for a dollar
@@bluesquadron8667now Dollar tree doesn't even sell anything for a dollar.
@@Bond101_Studios before it shut down this year, the "99 cent only" stores didn't only have 99 cent items.
First time I've seen microwave pork rinds, normally they're in snack bags already fluffy and such.
I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊
By far my favorite youtube personality! I can watch ashens all day
Our family's 'fancy china' is a set that was gotten free piece by piece from a grocery store here in Canada 50 years ago.
I'm from Canada where those maple leaf things are everywhere and trust me, we think it sucks too.
Me too
How some Americans feel about the US flag
Wow Stuart, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!
did you just...
Mr PikPik Yes.
+Lorenzo Pagani EATING EXPIRED POUNDLAND FOOD PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [NEARLY VOMITED]
Don't you bring h3h3 here, h3h3 is a sacred place
+Sean McDonagh I think it's the opposite mate
So I got curious about the J&D bacon popcorn stuff, and it appears they've been bought and keep seeling the mentioned "Bacon salt" (although it appears that they no longer sell the popcorn). More bizarrely, they sell bacon scented underwear.
christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/
*supposed
$15 cents?! I suppose they do grow it in America. 2 fresh corns would be about 1.50-2.00 in the UK. But yeh, the microwave one looked horrific.
@@annother3350 You used to be able to get ears of British con in the leaf wrapping at supermarkets in late summer but a few years ago that harvest was terrible and every cob went black in parts when you cook it. I've never seen that since and now we get imported corn all year around. Not sure what happened.
@@Scott3387 Yeh it was good. Lidl were selling it cheap -- but not 15cents cheap!
Can confirm, corn is only about 50 cents an ear at my local grocery store right now and I don't even live in a state that grows corn. I imagine it's significantly cheaper in season.
The high-point of my morning is to watch a man cook and eat food behind a camera.
me too
when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber.
then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.
In America that is also a bad cut of bacon! D:
"Proudly Canadian Company!"
(Product of U.S.A.)
Heavy British Accent:"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?"
Colonial Trifecta.
Dollarama is Canadian, that should clear up the bacon with an identity crisis.
i was about to say dollarama is a Canadian store
For that matter maple leaf is as well, although I doubt this was actually branded by maple leaf.
@@tOSdude Maple Leaf branded items are sold all over the world as a Maple Leaf Product
But it’s made in the USA.
Aw man, Melting Pig Candle, my new band name.
metal af
"An Excellent Amount Of Microwavable Food"
"An excellent username,"
do do do do doooooooooooo!
We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.
Same thing over here
You can get a working microwave quite cheap
+Marcos Villafuetre His mom probably doesn't want to use the microwave because of radiation and shitey.
I use a GE microwave from 1972, and it has been working for over 44 years!! All original too. :)
It is amazing because it weighs a good 40kg and opens like an oven, and it is Lead-shielded.
microwave food is actually healthier because it doesn't break down all the nutrients and stuff and bananas are quite radioactive and can set of airport alarms
I swear, everyone in the UK has those same prongs
It's not just the UK. I'm an American, and my family used to have those exact same corn prongs.
I don't, am I some sort of freak? Or am I just sensible?
locutus155 Yes.
I have those prongs also...
Those prongs are commonplace in many countries. I remember we had them in the late 70s.
Your sarcasm is always priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon.
"Nice bit of vegetable..."
Ehm, actually corn is a fruit...
*dodges tomatoes*
what
+Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Corn is either a vegetable or a grain, your comment makes no sense. Pretty sure you're thinking of tomatoes mate.
+Pieavenger Just looked it up. Corn is a fruit.
+Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Grain*
+momyour170 it looks like it can be classified as a fruit, a vegetable, or a grain, but I'm not a botanist so I wouldn't call it a fruit
Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!
Corn on a cob is one of the few reasons I keep a microwave around. I buy normal cobs from the greengrocers though.
I've watched this video countless times over the years and "Chiccarones. Thank you for that!" still absolutely finishes me off every time
Oh no, Ashens! Don't trust food from Maple Leaf.
i love how i got an ad at the start about how to eat healthy on this video
Ha ha
Here in the US i can get a dozen corns on the cob at a local stand that is really good for 3$/dozen
The bacon itself appears to be American - the reason there's a maple leaf on it is because Dollarama is a Canadian retail chain.
8:51 Isn't that Mr.Hanky, The Christmas Poo?
So that's what he does when not appearing on South Park.
+davidenespana
More like "Mr. Porky, the Bacon Poo".
durr plant durr plant
Hisssss
Dear god what has this world come to
oh fuck of
+punkrocksamurai1 I feel IHE's disapproval emanating from the UK.
... Wat? No seriously, what even?
You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice.
Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.
I cook my bacon in the oven. I don't like burnt bacon.
6:00 Get in the ship, sweetie. GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!
my grandma used to have corn skewers like those, but they got horribly rusted and she tossed them in the trash
great story, 10/10
Hey buddy you in london?
Ooooh
Gonna need a senzu for that one
Cooking actual bacon and actual corn in the microwave is usually pretty good.
4:09 they put actual smoke into that bacon. like they just stuck it in a chimney pipe and said "yup that'll do it"
I don't think I could fit my dog in my microwave.
“from the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt! you know, those freaks!”
The popcorn smell is one of life's best smells.
That and fresh bread.
benanderson89 walking past the bakery at work when they have just done some bread is heavenly.
And sizzling bacon.
Almost got it right. The chich in chicharrones is pronounced as "cheech," like Cheech and Chong.
Make I hate Mars bars
Lol
+Jeremy Fisher this isnt IHE comment section
Omg
Actually it makes sense that people who like ashens like ihe too I mean they're both salty British men full of rants and anger and it's the best
+Wirt ? Also IHE talked about Ashens as one of the good channels. That's why I'm here.
8:46 - "Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig! I'm an abomination! Let me die!" 😆
The popcorn... "safe for vegans." eew... That means neither the bacon nor the butter is real! Eew! 😨😰😱😲😵😷
Oh God I never noticed that before, that's horrifying
Cinema (or theatre if you like calling cinemas that) popcorn butter also isn't actual butter, at least not unless it's some kind of deliberately high end "we use actual butter like cows intended" cinema that explicitly advertises it.
So if you thought too much butter was bad, imagine how much worse too much butter flavoured oil is!
What game is your profile picture from? I know I've seen it before.
+QwertyDoge it's a super old arcade game. I actually don't remember the name but you can try bubbles buddy
QwertyDoge It's Bubble Bobble 👍😊
The Bacon Pop's mascot looks like a heavily used sanitary towel.
That's alot of period blood and shit.
It tastes like it too
@@bwehbweh8330that probably still tastes better than the Bacon Pop
I learned I only want to eat this stuff if I'm in a zombie apocalypse.
"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig, I'm an abomination, let me die!"
"3 b a g s"
God I love Ashens
@Giuseppe P mate I made that quote 3 years ago hahahha
Everything's on a cob! The whole special's on a cob! Go! Go! Go!
A long time ago, I know...but, great comment!!
Preceding this vid was an ad which started with "How is it that one third of the food we produce is wasted?"
The answer followed immediately.
2:17 I died at the bat man style microwave 😂
It's cheaper and tastier to buy fresh corn and cook it in the microwave.
"Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm abomination, let me die. Three bags.."
*claps*
"I was going to put some butter on it , but er" Nope? ok bye.
lol
I just go that
Y u do dis?
What kind of meme icon is that you got there, Maklmor?
***** ur grandeds icon
7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but... er..."
Unintentional puns :D
Whenever I'm hungry late at night, I watch one of Ashens' food specials. It destroys my appetite immediately... Works like a charm!
As an American I can say that looks like the worst bacon I've seen to date.
As a fellow American, I can agree.
I like how Ashens cooks everything in these videos improperly then is surprised that it nearly kills him every single time.
While watching this I proceed to make and then eat an entire can of Heinz beans, because why not.
Anyone else scroll down looking for Austin freaking out?
+Adahop I did indeed - and was subsequently a little disappointed to find the comments um, Austinless, since his note was mildly amusing
7:12 I have those same prongs!
Same😂😂😂
We should start a prong based religion
+TheWolfcast98 cult*
Same
Where do you get those things?
“Hi I’m the flesh of a dead pig I’m an abomination let me die.” lost the root beer I had in my mouth through my nose when he said that
pig-scented candle. mmm
Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
hi David Cameron how are you
forsain420 Your username is an amazing reference.
+Tom Kenning it would be if he spelt it right...
the thought of that made me cum all over my curtains
*greeezziiiyy* that's how I would describe bacon popcorn *greezziiyy*
You better make sure that microwaved food doesnt HAVE AUTISM
oml
Fuckin beautiful. Well done.
I feel betrayed
kus
+H3H3ishere yeah :)
Category: Science & Technology
My mom cooks bacon in the microwave. It's not only disgusting, but the microwave stinks for 2 days
Gotta be honest, the first microwave pork thing looked delicious
Yeah, I know! I want some!
I’ve had them before and they are very good!
Ready Crisp? Of all the american foods, you got the shit we can't even get our dogs to eat xD
Those pork rinds, I delivered to them a few times! Oberto in Kent WA! Last time I went they gave me a coupon for like 60 cents off some jerky.
5:00 as an American I can proudly say that that is bottom of the barrel bacon
ObiJuanKenobi3 who did you vote for
What Did I Just Make Edits: Sorry dude, they don't do Exit Polls no more.
I believe even in America microwave bacon generally means super weak bacon
In fact it's generally adviced that if you cna't see the baconitself in the shops in the packet, TURN AND RUN
Joe Jackson but I don’t trust microwaveable bacon in any country, I’ve never tried microwaveable bacon but I don’t think it’s good, luckily I’ve never encountered any in my local stores.
Microwavable bacon is a pretty common thing in America. I see it all the time in supermarkets.
How do you fuck up corn on the cob?
+You're Pretty Good Put it in a plastic bag and vacuum seal it.
it's nice to have a youtube channel that doesn't have controversy
Chee-Cha-roe-ness is now you sound out Chicharrones.
I tried microwaveable corn on the cob a few years ago and it tasted like shitty moonshine.
Even to the crap American standard that's crappy bacon. Like, really crappy.
+TacoTown
And overcooked in the pack. That's just wrong.
yeah. even in canada we do american bacon right. aside from that bullshit with our flag on it lol. what an embarrassment to bacon lol. I have tried the maple leaf stuff. paper thin and tastes like crap.
I thought it actually looked alright. Bacon is bacon.
+TacoTown this type of shitty bacon is what ruined it for me, I can't even like the good quality bacons anymore.
The bacon I Normally get is like a inch thick XD
It's funny. I'm Canadian and I see that pre-cooked bacon thing in all my supermarkets, and yet I would never eat it. So I'm glad to watch Ashen do it.
i was eating a cadbury egg while watching this.
and the fondant got all over my lower lip.
Sexy
I was eating microwaveble steak and eggs bowl.
+Edgar fkn hot ;;))))))))
I was eating a sammich
J&D's is local to me. Their slogan is indeed "Everything should taste like bacon!" and their products don't actually contain any meat products whatsoever, which may be why J&D's "bacon-flavored" items only vaguely taste like bacon.
There's a much worse bacon-flavored product, which you don't have: bacon-flavored vodka! "Bakon" is THE brand here. With the USA's explosion of interest in craft cocktails, there's a technique called fat-washing in which alcohol (usually vodka or bourbon) is infused with the flavor from fat, usually pork fat. And though I've heard that fat-washed whiskey made by a bar can be quite tasty in just the right drinks, I've actually mixed with Bakon Vodka. It's delicious in a Bloody Mary, freaking vile in absolutely anything else, and revolting beyond description when drunk neat. An attempt at mixing it 1:1 with a Canadian whiskey & maple syrup liqueur (since maple syrup is delicious on bacon) produced a terrifying concoction which tasted almost exactly like vomit.
P.S. Nearly every kitchen in America whose owners have had it for more than 15 years contains those corn holders. Mine look identical to yours. They work quite well. We prefer to cook our cobs over charcoal.
Did not read lol
Been 3 years since i last watched ashens, glad that nothing has changes :)
I used to cook bacon in the microwave all the time at uni. It's alright to give a good zap if you can't be bothered to heat up a pan/flatmate nicked it. I tend to cut the fat off my bacon and j find microwaving it burns the fat to a crisp so it's easier to peel off.
+AK Milli how?
Once I had loads of grease left over and used it as lube
Zits fucking galore
+Coffee Pot Productions Ouch
never shop at Dollarama unless your buying sweets, The More You Know.