A festive treat constructed by Dan NerdCubed and Rebecca! Horrors lurking inside include LOL Surprise, Tsum Tsums and... other things. Allegedly edible things.
I am a tree hugger, unapologetically, I still collect figures and little toys, occasionally in blind bags, like lego minifigs. The lol dolls? I hate them with a huge passionate hate.
Lia Defendi in england we expect clogs to fit, and to fit well. I still remember my grandfather telling me, "There is nothing like a well fitted clog sonny, never trust a baby in ill fitted clogs"
mmarlaire I think he did it because in the advent calendar vids, ashens said bloody he'll and Dan said he could only think of him saying are we still doing these after. It might just be to annoy Dan
Unsurprisingly, the L.O.L Surprise stuff is made by MGA Entertainment, who also make Bratz, Smooshy and Lalaloopsy. They just have a thing for extremely unsettling and weirdly proportioned dolls for girls. Also, considering we're in an age where we're now having a war on single use plastic, covering one doll in three bags, three layers and a plastic ball isn't doing anyone any favours.
@@hexyko4850 We had Bratz, I for starters had one as a kid. They were introduced to the Brazilian market in 2002 and there were tons of commercials. They were just absurdly expensive and people just preferred Barbies and Polly Pockets anyway since they were cheaper and more popular.
I think that's the normal path for these sort of blind bag plastic figures, first their at all the big stores, then everyone realises how stupid they are, and then the company who makes them sells the left over stock to Poundland.
My mother got my niece a giant LOL toy thing that probably weighed like 2 or 3 kilograms in a semicircle that has like 100 little bits of tat in it. It cost nearly $120 Canadian, I fear for the future.
That third from last thing is the character Funghi, known as Nameko in Japan. He's from a series called Touch Detective. Yes, _Touch Detective._ Get your minds outta the gutter, it's about a detective girl that likes to touch things--Wait that sounds bad too. Yeah this is probably why they renamed the series to "Mystery Detective" in Europe.
It's like the American Petroleum Producer's Association said "New product idea to promote petroleum usage: Collectible plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic. GENIUS.".
Fuck those LOL Surprise things, seriously. I can accept people liking them and collecting them, but just the sheer amount of unrecyclable plastic that's in a single one of those is horrendous, we're already polluting the planet way too much as it is, and now people are paying hundreds upon thousands of dollars to basically do that?! Seriously, if it weren't for the appalling amount of waste a single one (let a lot a set of 3, yes I looked it up, you can get a tube of 3, or a box of fuck 6 and there are limited edition gigantic ones ffs) of these things creates. Even Funko Pops don't really bother me, I'm pretty impartial about Funko Pops, and if it were just the capsules and figurines for these LOL Surprise things then I'd just shrug it off as another thing that's not for me...but that stupid amount of plastic really bothers me on a whole 'nother level. It just seems so bloody wrong...I'm hardly the eco-warrior type and usually don't get bothered by this kind of shit, but this blind sphere bullshit had struck some nerve I had no idea existed.
Recylced plastic only to end up in a trash bin...That's even worse for the environment then to just trash the original plastic it came, from since it takes a huge toll on the environment to recycle plastic in the first place! I was actually quite surprised how bad it is for the environment to process recycled plastics and metals, because of the sheer amount of chemicals and other nasty things they have to use. Unsurprisingly most of the processing of recycled material takes place not in the country of origin but in China and other countries...
Recycling still requires an immense amount of energy and resources, and plastic that's recycled into non-recyclable plastic that then goes into a landfill would actually be worse than just straight up new unrecyclable plastic due to the extra energy required to recycle said plastic in the first place, edit to add: especially when that recycled plastic was clearly intended for short-term use.
jordan D Eh.. plastic is really important in our current lifes and being made of petroleum in a few years we might not have it anymore.. thats what its so alarming and thats what people are crying about
@DownForwardPunch There's a difference between you going around to every comment caring about the environment to say something negative and another person reacting to one of your many negative comments asking why the hell are you saying that. Not that hard to see a difference.
those LOL Surprise things seem like the perfect fodder for those channels where parents exploit their children by having them overreact to toys and mystery bags and stuff. I haven't checked if they already do or not, but if they don't feel free to steal the idea.
gferrol118 I thought they were just saying that to price hype their own ebay auction and get a fake market going for shite he knows isnt worth anything. Then i googled and lost all hope in humanity.
BurntFaceMan neither Dan or Ashens would do something like that. They don't lie to make money, as proven by neither of them doing any sponsored videos saying something is amazing, even when it's a massive pile of shit
Think of the LOL things as the new Polly Pocket, because that's what it is. Also, there is a Series 3 that features LOL Pets, but they sell out as soon as they hit the shelves so unless someone is kind enough to send you one, you're not getting it.
I'm currently working in Argos over the Christmas period and we sell loads of these daily. I had no idea what they were so this is enlightening to see that it's literally a load of crap. I do know there's a huge football size one that we sell for £50!
Surely there must be a packaging law for these things, there's like 15wrappers per ball with added shit inside each layer. And how have they got the binding of isaac stickers? I'm sure these aren't abiding by laws.
Why was Ashens so shocked by the curry chocolate? He actually did a whole video where he compared two different brands of curry-&-chips chocolate bars, and both looked much worse than that... Hang on? One of the bars that video was the exact same brand and type as the one he had here!
yea it feels cold and kinda clinical. like when u go to the dentists for the first time or like it reminds me of when i went on a ferry for the first time
I like how he had the first chocolate bar a couple years ago and hated it slightly less then. I mean I doubt I'd remember having a mediocre chocolate bar in 2015 with all the stuff he's eaten before and since then.
Those little dolls are vaguely reminiscent of Mattel's Liddle Kiddles from the 1960s. I found a space-themed one in a thrift shop in around 1999 for 25 cents, mint, sealed in its spaceship. it was just like a Happy Meal toy essentially, but since it had the original tag, and since I was a former Mattel employee, I recognized that the logo was the old style from the 60s, so I bought it despite not knowing anything about it. I sold it on eBay for $380. 25 cents to buy, sell for $380. That was my business model in the 90s, I did that sort of thing all the time. God damn, those were good days. I once bought a vanload of "nostalgic" chewing gum for $85 and sold it for several thousand.
Oh my god! The mushroom thing is based on a character called Funghi from Touch Detective/Touch Detective 2 1/2 (made by Beeworks for DS). The actual game (and particularly its sequel) were actually super fun and I loved them.
It would be filled with Poundland Tats, Chef Excellence Bags for that Tat, a Pop-station or two, a century egg along with Christmas in a can, some blind bag shit, and an inflatable crown.
This is the most hysterical Ashens vid in awhile, though I love them all. Just his reactions to everything has me rolling. "Onion of disappointment" LOL "What has thou wrrrrrought?" LOL LOL
I can reimburse the £4 to either Dan or Ashens for that keychain if they haven't already binned it! I've never heard of this "LOL" series but for some discernible reason I want that mug fries
AgentTasmania I think they stopped carrying bizarre food because people kept making fun of it. There's still plenty of weird shit in Dollarama(Canada's pointless) though.
So, the first riddle is "Diamonds are a girl's BFF." Okay, first of all: It's "best friend"; who the hell says "BFF" anymore? Second: If it's "diamonds", plural, shouldn't it be a picture of more than one diamond? Third: How is two girls holding hands supposed to represent "a girl's best friend"? They're not even smiling, and besides, who says a girl's best friend can't be a guy? Fourth: WHY ARE THE PICTURES SEPARATED BY A *PLUS SIGN??* If it's a plus sign, that either means you add an "and" (diamond and girls), or just join the two words together (diamond girls). If it's supposed to be "Diamonds are a girl's best friend", why isn't it an equals sign instead??
Fenwick pronounced Fennik, is a very famous department store originally in Newcastle but also now in other cities. Those bars are in various flavours and cost £4!!
Are there no laws against excessive packaging? That was fucking insane!
Some of the packages looked like condoms, i don't think he mentioned the creepy sexual undertones i get when I see these
I'm not a tree-hugger, but it makes me sad how environmentally unsound these hideous dolls with onion packaging are.
gircakes sxek
They finally started using paper thankfully
@@gircakes atleast i think the bags are now made of paper which people were happy about more than you know, the plastic.
I actually want to destroy the earth but even I think this is a bit too far
I am a tree hugger, unapologetically, I still collect figures and little toys, occasionally in blind bags, like lego minifigs. The lol dolls? I hate them with a huge passionate hate.
"We were on holiday, saw that, and figured we'd poison our friend Ashens." -How friendship works in the bleak wasteland of the UK.
Haha deleted my reply coz you didn't like it? Poor you snookums
@@ashs_insights I’d love to know what your comment was, hmmmmm intriguing 🤔
@@ashs_insights youtube deleted it 😒
"LoL" must stand for "Lot's of Litter" with these toys.
thepokekid01 no, it's actually short for "lol I can't believe people are actually spending money on these"
"Loads of Lies."
Loot of Losers
gferrol118 😂someone didn't get this person was joking. But he's not wrong. Look at all that plastic destined for the bin
LOTS***
*absolutely offended voice* "The shoes don't fit on the doll!"
The little sisters are basically newborn versions of the bigger dolls, so it's like she needs to grow into them? :)
It's the same voice he uses when someone insults his mother
Lia Defendi in england we expect clogs to fit, and to fit well. I still remember my grandfather telling me, "There is nothing like a well fitted clog sonny, never trust a baby in ill fitted clogs"
I'm pretty sure the whole human population expects a "clog" to fit well.
I'd assume the shoes fit the bigger dolls
The "bloody hell" without the "are we still doing these?" caused me physical pain
Me too...
mmarlaire I think he did it because in the advent calendar vids, ashens said bloody he'll and Dan said he could only think of him saying are we still doing these after. It might just be to annoy Dan
Well, they've never done one of these before, so...
Next Nerdcubed will start a video "Hhhhhhelllloooo...."
Unsurprisingly, the L.O.L Surprise stuff is made by MGA Entertainment, who also make Bratz, Smooshy and Lalaloopsy. They just have a thing for extremely unsettling and weirdly proportioned dolls for girls. Also, considering we're in an age where we're now having a war on single use plastic, covering one doll in three bags, three layers and a plastic ball isn't doing anyone any favours.
I legit feel like the designers of these dolls are raging pedos. . .
TheGoldenDunsparce ; I wouldn't go that far.
lalaloopsy, ain't that those dolls that shit wearable "jewelry"?
I thought they looked like Bratz Babyz.
We never had Bratz in Brazil but LOL is popular. I think we also had Lalaloopsy.
@@hexyko4850 We had Bratz, I for starters had one as a kid. They were introduced to the Brazilian market in 2002 and there were tons of commercials. They were just absurdly expensive and people just preferred Barbies and Polly Pockets anyway since they were cheaper and more popular.
In 2 years time, Poundland will be full of LOL Surprise!
I think that's the normal path for these sort of blind bag plastic figures, first their at all the big stores, then everyone realises how stupid they are, and then the company who makes them sells the left over stock to Poundland.
I give it 6 months
Tech James 2 years? 6 months? Nah, I give it until after Christmas, then those LOL dolls will be in those Poundland and Dollar Stores.
Lol 😂
Have the Funko Pop's gone to Poundland yet?
They remind me of those "Bratz Babyz" dolls - source of the pound-shop KO known-as "Little Princess". The one Stuart burned in a Quality Street tin.
I love that Stuart and Dan seemingly spend all the Christmas time together
Those L.O.L. things are a horrendous waste of plastic.
And right after I type that Ashens talks about the waste from them filling up multiple landfills. XD
@Cadence Mcleod fax machine
And money
My mother got my niece a giant LOL toy thing that probably weighed like 2 or 3 kilograms in a semicircle that has like 100 little bits of tat in it. It cost nearly $120 Canadian, I fear for the future.
John Fredricks Jesus
Wtf
Was it gold if it is my sister got one
New meaning to sad onion.
Blue Coyote sad violin.mp3
Vins_OP
Written by the maestro himself Antonia Stella bottom tile.
BoloYung *cry*
Strange shape, good sound
*"Wonderful Sound Strange Shape"
"Every time you unsheath another layer of the onion more crap falls out"
Wow that's like my whole personality right there in a single sentence T_T
Maybe you should do something about that.
meirl
2meirl4meirl
I hear you! Maybe it could be the title of either one of our memoirs. ;)
Good lord... One of those LOL surprise balls causes more pollution than China in a year.
That third from last thing is the character Funghi, known as Nameko in Japan. He's from a series called Touch Detective. Yes, _Touch Detective._ Get your minds outta the gutter, it's about a detective girl that likes to touch things--Wait that sounds bad too. Yeah this is probably why they renamed the series to "Mystery Detective" in Europe.
Actually, is name Osawari Tantei in japan the game
I was really excited to see Fungi! He's my favorite mascot.
Pretty sure they have a phone app as well
I quite liked the first one.
Shoot. I thought it was a pudding.
Dan is deriving far too much pleasure from torturing a middleaged man with expensive tat.
£11 for 20p worth of plastic sounds like a good business model....
An evil business model, but yes, it would turn a profit
You could melt it with a but of water and make something good if you have the molds...
@@rwaitwhat "An evil business model"
so, just a normal business model, then?
@@caramelldansen2204 Thats commie pilled but yes. That is how business be
Almost as bad as a MLM.
The amount of plastic is upsetting......
I also got triggered. I need to find the LOL factory and blow it up. For everyone's sake.
Gib-Gab you do know most things are made of plastic right?
I was thinking exactly the same thing! The fact that these things are popular and others might copy them is a shame as well
It's like the American Petroleum Producer's Association said "New product idea to promote petroleum usage: Collectible plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic wrapped in plastic. GENIUS.".
DownForwardPunch did you get triggered by someones comment on a youtube video? are you literally shaking right now?
Fuck those LOL Surprise things, seriously. I can accept people liking them and collecting them, but just the sheer amount of unrecyclable plastic that's in a single one of those is horrendous, we're already polluting the planet way too much as it is, and now people are paying hundreds upon thousands of dollars to basically do that?! Seriously, if it weren't for the appalling amount of waste a single one (let a lot a set of 3, yes I looked it up, you can get a tube of 3, or a box of fuck 6 and there are limited edition gigantic ones ffs) of these things creates. Even Funko Pops don't really bother me, I'm pretty impartial about Funko Pops, and if it were just the capsules and figurines for these LOL Surprise things then I'd just shrug it off as another thing that's not for me...but that stupid amount of plastic really bothers me on a whole 'nother level. It just seems so bloody wrong...I'm hardly the eco-warrior type and usually don't get bothered by this kind of shit, but this blind sphere bullshit had struck some nerve I had no idea existed.
ANGERY
Laxora NZ it's says on their packages it's all recycled plastic
Recylced plastic only to end up in a trash bin...That's even worse for the environment then to just trash the original plastic it came, from since it takes a huge toll on the environment to recycle plastic in the first place! I was actually quite surprised how bad it is for the environment to process recycled plastics and metals, because of the sheer amount of chemicals and other nasty things they have to use. Unsurprisingly most of the processing of recycled material takes place not in the country of origin but in China and other countries...
DAMN STRAIGHT I ANGERY. BWAFHSHFSGHFDGH *breathes fire*
Recycling still requires an immense amount of energy and resources, and plastic that's recycled into non-recyclable plastic that then goes into a landfill would actually be worse than just straight up new unrecyclable plastic due to the extra energy required to recycle said plastic in the first place, edit to add: especially when that recycled plastic was clearly intended for short-term use.
Look at that amount of plastic..
and we're being charged 5p for bags
Can't think of a worse way to waste material than whatever the fuck those things were.
Wow the amount of plastic waste here is sad.
Throw it into the ocean and watch it kill a few whales
DownForwardPunch Punch a Squirrel! Lmao
Fernando Romero people who cry about plastic deserve to be made fun of, so fun of them shall be made
jordan D Eh.. plastic is really important in our current lifes and being made of petroleum in a few years we might not have it anymore.. thats what its so alarming and thats what people are crying about
@DownForwardPunch There's a difference between you going around to every comment caring about the environment to say something negative and another person reacting to one of your many negative comments asking why the hell are you saying that. Not that hard to see a difference.
I approve of this to-be series.
Yes
No... absolutely NOT
those LOL Surprise things seem like the perfect fodder for those channels where parents exploit their children by having them overreact to toys and mystery bags and stuff. I haven't checked if they already do or not, but if they don't feel free to steal the idea.
EquestrianDuck
They do do that
EquestrianDuck that's exactly what they do lmao
Parents overreact to these as well xD I can't watch MyFroggy anymore because of the amount of screeching, especially during sponsored unboxing.
Ashens does this same kinda thing but with the disgust that it deserves
I've seen those damn channels. They made me want to drown things.
"Let's peel the onion of disappointment"
So the Sad Onion?
I love how much the L.O.L Surprise dolls broke Ashens.
Those LOL dolls are idiotically popular. I get so many people asking for them.
Nick M Is is too late to get into Collecting Funko Pop figures?
Haven't laughed this hard at an Ashens video in quite some time
that moment of panic when you think he has replaced THE SOFA
Well, I wouldn't mind getting a loot box where I can sell 1 thing from it for £85
gferrol118 I thought they were just saying that to price hype their own ebay auction and get a fake market going for shite he knows isnt worth anything. Then i googled and lost all hope in humanity.
BurntFaceMan neither Dan or Ashens would do something like that. They don't lie to make money, as proven by neither of them doing any sponsored videos saying something is amazing, even when it's a massive pile of shit
This was defo recorded before the calender destroyed your hopes and dreams
Jordan Ferries could be after. They're not as harsh on these as the normally would be.
Cus as crap they are miles above the calendars
Sadly, Ashens will probably get more money from reselling those LOL dolls than he will from this month's ad revenue.
"That's like a Bloodborne boss" Ashens' Souls: The Shite Blindbags
That purse from the first ball was better then anything in the frozen advent calendar
Think of the LOL things as the new Polly Pocket, because that's what it is.
Also, there is a Series 3 that features LOL Pets, but they sell out as soon as they hit the shelves so unless someone is kind enough to send you one, you're not getting it.
LilBlueOnk I feel so... Uncomfortable.
BABY LOVES YOU!
Dan's maniacal laughter and Rebecca's helpful interludes were a lovely addition to Stuart's pain :)
Isn't there a saying, "A fool and his money are easy to part"? Those LOL things prove that.
Isn't that the same Chip Shop Curry Chocolate Bar you've reviewed in the past?
I thought that too!
I think it is lol
I knew it. He was acting nso oblivious i thought i was having deja vu or somethin
Ah so it was. I thought it had a familiar ring to it.
i knew i saw it before
I'm currently working in Argos over the Christmas period and we sell loads of these daily. I had no idea what they were so this is enlightening to see that it's literally a load of crap. I do know there's a huge football size one that we sell for £50!
jeez a piece of crap doll that is the size of a football and costs 70 bucks. somebody needs to give that to stuart
It's not even a big doll, it's just filled with lots of shit accessories and smaller dolls.
Taffer and many layers of plastic refuse
Surely there must be a packaging law for these things, there's like 15wrappers per ball with added shit inside each layer. And how have they got the binding of isaac stickers? I'm sure these aren't abiding by laws.
Catflap focking nerd
Christian Canales elaborate
They're not really BoI stickers, he was just saying that they looked a lot like the art style.
Christian Canales right nice atempt at trolling
Did they make them just to waste plastic? Or is the plastic to protect the world from them?
Please, for the love of all that is holy make this a regular segment where you two open loot boxes from eachother.
Perhaps for this christmas.
Why was Ashens so shocked by the curry chocolate? He actually did a whole video where he compared two different brands of curry-&-chips chocolate bars, and both looked much worse than that... Hang on? One of the bars that video was the exact same brand and type as the one he had here!
And the last time he tried one, he didn't mind it, but here, he didn't like it. How hypocritical.
We should cancel him for lying
This sofa makes me uncomfortable.
DazedKitty the brown sofa is the only sofa for me
yea it feels cold and kinda clinical. like when u go to the dentists for the first time or like it reminds me of when i went on a ferry for the first time
a sofa in the prostate exam doctors office?
This is unsofa(ed?) Territory.
Unsofa ed , uncharted. Nobody?
I mean, it's a pretty cool sofa...
"diamonds are a girls best freh"
you sound so defeated
"An excellent sofa."
Eh. Not brown enough.
"An excellent comment"
I like how he had the first chocolate bar a couple years ago and hated it slightly less then. I mean I doubt I'd remember having a mediocre chocolate bar in 2015 with all the stuff he's eaten before and since then.
Didn’t ashens have that chip shop chocolate before or am i having deja vu?
Cameron White he did
Yes!!! I think he was as disgusted back then as he is now. Lol
indeed he did XD
Repressed memory
Did he? I remember he ate some irish potato chip chocolate, but not this chip shop one.
That "zebra" sculpture is everything!
They put a black baby in a watermelon bag? Who thought that was a good idea? I mean, really!
ajzeg01 this comment sounds like the old Mike Mozart video’s catchphrase
Maybe that’s because that was what I was going for.
A racist mind is a racist kind i dont see any problem hey hey=DDDD
i can't help but feel a bit sad for the environment watching him unwrap the little watermelon baby thing, all that unnecessary plastic :~(
@@girlscanbedrummers5449 wow so edgy.
“It’s like pass-the-parcel for cretins!”
I thought pass-the-parcel was already for cretins?
6 years later this comment still has me rolling 😂
This is so funny!!!! Love the fizzers!!!! Ashens is about to pull his hair out!!!! Nice job Dan!!!! Nerd cubed box
you good there yelling your lungs out?
I like how they ended with 'nerd cubed box' incase you forget what the video is about.
Well, his name is butt kisser so what do you expect
Why does this comment make me laugh so hard
So when is box 2 because that was a damn sight better than loot crate!
Those little dolls are vaguely reminiscent of Mattel's Liddle Kiddles from the 1960s. I found a space-themed one in a thrift shop in around 1999 for 25 cents, mint, sealed in its spaceship. it was just like a Happy Meal toy essentially, but since it had the original tag, and since I was a former Mattel employee, I recognized that the logo was the old style from the 60s, so I bought it despite not knowing anything about it. I sold it on eBay for $380. 25 cents to buy, sell for $380. That was my business model in the 90s, I did that sort of thing all the time. God damn, those were good days. I once bought a vanload of "nostalgic" chewing gum for $85 and sold it for several thousand.
Oh my god! The mushroom thing is based on a character called Funghi from Touch Detective/Touch Detective 2 1/2 (made by Beeworks for DS). The actual game (and particularly its sequel) were actually super fun and I loved them.
I could be mad but I swear you've tested that curry chocolate before. Regardless, always a good time to see Dan torturing his friends xP
He has and he's had the chocolate with chips in a long while back
Can I have a Ashencube? It's a box full of Ashen stuff.
Tomato Ketchup it probably just contain all of the poundland junk he can't sell...
jamezfat : the blue sphere guy Even better.
Probably all the tat that he puts in the drawer of purgatory
I can see it already: "An excellent box!"- Chef Excellence
It would be filled with Poundland Tats, Chef Excellence Bags for that Tat, a Pop-station or two, a century egg along with Christmas in a can, some blind bag shit, and an inflatable crown.
Guess I'm a few years late to explain that the Japanese figure was indeed supossed to be a なめこ (nameko), a kind of mushrooms.
Who made that art at the start? It has Cinema Snob feel.
Same guy, Shaun Millington.
Samantha Port Thanks for the information.
I noticed that instantly. Nice to see him making art for other people.
Michał Korczyński that dude made me lose my will to live find out by adding me on youtube
I like it!
This is the most hysterical Ashens vid in awhile, though I love them all. Just his reactions to everything has me rolling. "Onion of disappointment" LOL "What has thou wrrrrrought?" LOL LOL
"It's a familiar taste... If that's not an out, I don't know what is"
Looking forward to seeing you at Norwich Pride 2018...!
That finished zebra is some of the hardest I've laughed in years, thank you for that =D
I can reimburse the £4 to either Dan or Ashens for that keychain if they haven't already binned it! I've never heard of this "LOL" series but for some discernible reason I want that mug fries
I thought the video had somehow skipped to a Cinema Snob episode for a second when it got to that titlecard. I like it :)
Dreya riioooggghhhhtttt I totally thought the same thing
Dreya Yep. Shaun Millington did the artwork.
Would Ashens and the Snob mesh? I have no idea, but now I _really_ want to find out.
It makes me so happy that Ashens is a Junji Ito fan.
A familiar taste you say, Mr. Ashen? :D
Polish English Dr. Ashen
How many years ago was that curry chocolate video? Apparently it was long enough ago that Ashens has forgotten about it.
How about a Poundland food box? It's a box filled with horrible "food" to enjoy!
Food Poisoning Box
Except, as Stu has said many times, there's barely any crap food in Poundland any more. It's just small units of regular name brand stuff.
AgentTasmania I think they stopped carrying bizarre food because people kept making fun of it. There's still plenty of weird shit in Dollarama(Canada's pointless) though.
I think the Black egg of rot was the most foul thing he ever had to eat... that or the tarantula with Barry
"Enjoy"
This was some Danganronpa shit. Ashens was driven to absolute despair so quickly and then it just kept going from there. :D
I think you've been playing too much DR.
Just looking at this video, I cannot escape one thought...
Indie loot crates. They need to happen, and Ashens needs to review them.
Love that this video started with three genuine "Sad Onions"
Oh please make more of these. The delight I feel at Stuart's cries of dismay make me wonder what kind of person I am, but I want more all the same.
So, the first riddle is "Diamonds are a girl's BFF."
Okay, first of all: It's "best friend"; who the hell says "BFF" anymore?
Second: If it's "diamonds", plural, shouldn't it be a picture of more than one diamond?
Third: How is two girls holding hands supposed to represent "a girl's best friend"? They're not even smiling, and besides, who says a girl's best friend can't be a guy?
Fourth: WHY ARE THE PICTURES SEPARATED BY A *PLUS SIGN??* If it's a plus sign, that either means you add an "and" (diamond and girls), or just join the two words together (diamond girls). If it's supposed to be "Diamonds are a girl's best friend", why isn't it an equals sign instead??
He's had that chocolate before right?
yes
Yeah, I'm surprised he forgot about it.
I think his standards may have risen after having not eaten disgusting chocolate for a while
Dan and Ashens are The new demma 👌
Totally not Ben walker danthens
Ashens
Hell no, Ashens is very committed to Barry.
Ahh... the gentle crackling of cellophane, the belligerent sarcasm and the incessant giggling in the background; I do love Ashens and Nerd3 collabs
Kreepy Kupie! Now with venom-spewing action!
Tarako, Tarako...
That Uzumaki reference earned my like
* Ashens mentions Cloud Atlas *
Oh my god, Dad's in Cloud Atlas!!
I'm in Cloud Atlas! What's Cloud Atlas?
Dan dying with laughter and you sighing with defeat from everything was hilarious!
Before I watch I'm expecting a the return of *OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR THE GRASS MASK PRAISE HIM BE*
Disturbing lack of cones in this video
Did you not know?
The grass mask has now taken over the channels of Ashens and nerdcubed
Don't worry, our Overlord masters have never left nor will they ever leave. Just keep bowing and praising!
Never got the whole grass mask thiiiiiii............................*PRAISE*
"...And there's a huge one as well!" (evil laughter in distance)
Alternative Title:
“Nerdcubed tortures Ashens with a load of old shite for half a bloody hour”
MOOOOORE ! Loved that box, since I quite enjoy the openings on Nerd toys, this is the perfect way to have the universes collide~
I swear he's had that exact chocolate before.
Fluffy Johnson He did.
Not going to lie I thought that black and purple packet had a condom in. Up until Ashens pointed out the monocle chain even.
I love dan's laughter in the background haha
please keep doing this series its absolutely amazing
Stuart trying to act like he didnt know what an LOL ball is!
“How much garbage can we possibly produce in addition to the crap product that people will want to pay hundreds for?”
Fenwick pronounced Fennik, is a very famous department store originally in Newcastle but also now in other cities. Those bars are in various flavours and cost £4!!
Watching a year later, I have just now realized that one of those knock-off LEGO figures “Specimen Z” is Dr. Disrespect.
I like Dan giggling in the background for the entire video. Really shows how much he cares about Ashens...
Where can I sign up for the nerd cubed box...... looks like the best sub box going 😂😂
“Why do they keep making this confectionery for shock value?”
*is eating one purchased by nerd^3 at the time*
“ If I had to rate this out of ten I would refuse and throw up” Dying 😂😂
You know why Dan is laughing? Because he doesn't have to be the guinea-taste-pig like Ashens. So many LOLS for him.
JohnSTF72 wrong Dan
holy shit, this is the earliest ive been to a ashens video ... ever!
That doll looked like one of the characters from Shimmer and Shine.
I actually love this, please do this monthly with dan 😂
Honestly, I'd love a series of Dan sending a monthly loot box. Would be hilarious.