U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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- Опубліковано 14 вер 2009
- Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.
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My god... an H-Bomb.
AaaaaAAAH HA!
i see wut u did dere
Hydrogen bomb
@@bryanhiebert1941 r/woooosh
erguy
Bennett Neo Hilary Bomb
"Let a thousand Hilary Clinton's rain on those responsible"
We came so close to that coming true
@@Questionable_Content out of the frying pan into the fire
Srithor ...”Awoman!”
Imagine being so moronic you think apostrophes make plurals
They almost did, we narrowly missed hee in 2016. What we got is questionably better though.
As a Pakistani , This Event from 11 Years ago still haunts our Memories to this day
I am so sorry. But your cowardly attempt to use her against us in 2016 failed
bootstrap52 But Russias attempt to use Trump against us in 2016 worked sadly
@@bootstrap52
Well we tried ;)
As an Indian, "hahahhahaha"
We will be deploying our own hilary against them, send the MARYAM NAWAZ
The fact that Pakistanis are speaking Arabic is hilarious lmao
I'm Pakistani and I was kinda confused when I couldn't understand them haha
@@cesh8954 same
broo same thought they filmed in the wrong place
Oh shidbot hello my sus is confirmed you really are from pakistan,
Next idea
Use this vid as reference.and make a new vid
Yeah lol.
Let he who is without sin cast the first Clinton.
Jeffrey S. *Drops Hillary Clinton pamphlet while walking away*
*Bill Clinton*
Well
*it ain't gonna be me*
What is your profile picture?
Listen im an a but i would never use hillary Clinton on my worst enemy that is just too much even for me.
"Portugal shows up to North American trade talks and won't leave"
Cisco Castello gold
It worked in South America 😂😂😂
@@MK_ULTRA420 yeah 🤣🤣🤣
I almost forgot how important it is to read the cryons or however u spell it
Why does it say that, is Portugal not that close to the rest of Europe?
Back in my day, you could deploy Hillary Clinton's whenever you wanted. But now they have "Human rights", and using Hillary Clinton is considered horrible nowadays.
Have you ever been close enough to see her dead eyes though?
@@moistnugget4147 I'm sending Hillary Clinton to you right now
@@chinggiskhan6678 why would you do this to a fellow human being??
Thank God those days are over, and the Hillary Clinton Proliferation Ban Treaty has made it easier for all of us the world over to breathe easy in the knowledge that the US cannot unleash her at will.
@@xmlthegreat But all that changed when _the fire nation attacked!_
"Many more were trapped inside the Clintonized area, and colud not escape her clumsy attempts to relate to them"
The same thing would happen today if Trudeau is sent to India.
@@satyakisil9711 Trudeau is the Canadian version of Hillary. :)
"Pokémon Go to the polls" comes to mind
@@TheNightshadePrinceNot really. Unlike Trudeau, Clinton didn't beat the conservatives on three separate occasions.
@@goinggoinggone535 And unlike the US, Canada has a sucky government where one faction can keep puppets in office.
Journalism used to be like this. No namecalling or biased views, just straight facts.
well they called Hillary Clinton, which is a name lel. They should have used H-Bomb. For shame, Onion.
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this is funnier now
tragedy + time = humor
it's disgusting now.
@@JRR31984 dont be a pussy lol
@@JRR31984
Damn, who lit the fuse on your tampon?
@@JRR31984 you a disgusting person lolololololilolol
As a Pakistani its really painful to even recall those dark times. I hope the world learns the severity of Hillary clinton and no one ever deploys the H-bomb again.
Do me a favor. Write something in your mother tongue. Just to confirm you're who you say you are.
@@Mp57navy No he's an Azerbaijani who lives in Chile
@@Mp57navy Do me a favor.
Tell a joke to confirm that you actually have a sense of humor, because I don't see any.
"H-bomb" Haha!
Creative! How did The Onion miss that opportunity!
@@Mp57navy Dl ,d a ravlf. Shu; ;hd ruci up ndrlfd I rucikjz ikgg olu/ Dkszus;kjz shk;/
I’ve never been more disgusted, I was angry when we invaded Afghanistan, but this is unspeakable, we have a weapon that can damage souls, that’s not to be taken lightly.
Forget damaging our souls, a quick glance at her dead eyes will send it to the depths of Tartarus within nanoseconds.
If y'all are using actual footage of people suffering in the aftermath of a military strike, terrorist attack, or civil unrest, I'd just like to point out that's pretty disrespectful and heinous to be profiting off of the misery of others while making a joke at their expense.
Lloiuyytreww
as a pakistani i can confirm all these horrible stories
On behalf of the United States, we are truly sorry!
You cant be sorry enough, we felt the heatwave from argentina
Well, we just purchased the new anti- Hillary defense system from russia. I think we should be safe. But just in case, I'll build myself a bunker.
@@thenameisavi You lucky bastards. Russia is the only nation so far to develop anti-Hillary technology. In the US, we aren't safe from her.
@@huverdoose as a part Baloch... She made us Pakistani patriots...
"Mr. Obama clearly regards our people as beneath human dignity to have unleashed such a woman upon us."
Replace Mr Obama with DNC.
Lmao
@William Jefferson Colin Not yet
So fuckin funny! Love getting high and watching the onion...
I don’t understand the immorality of this video and the peoples reaction to it. This video shows actual footage of war crime victims the majority of which were actually committed by the US government and its generals and army in Iraq. The first women shown was crying over her dead child, this video is from Iraq and she was saying in Arabic: “he was still just a child”. The world witnessed leaked videos of girls moment before they were killed by American ground troops, aerial footage of American pilots firing bombs over non-combatants with their families as they laughed at them and pictures from the American prison compound in Abu Ghraib and the rape reports that came out from it. What is the reaction to this crisis of morality and humanity? The US government, which refers to itself as the defender of free speech, went after Julian Asanage and other journalists who exposed this, the footage is made as a part of a disgusting joke, and the immorality continues to be done around the world especially in the holiest of lands: Palestine.
Truth and reality will not change just because some people don’t believe it or know it: Holy God of all humanity judges us all, no wound God can’t mend, no criminal can be victor, not nation nor king nor language nor skin can condone the oppressor nor condemn the oppressed only gracious God. No god but God
As a Pakistani who was only 10 years old at the time. I can tell you the disaster it was. The sheer Terror in my parent's eyes when they saw the news on the national TV. I had no idea at the time of why there was so much panic and mass hysteria all around. Only to soon learn that the country was on the verge of.... Dammit, I can't say any more. The flashbacks are too much to even focus on..... It wasn't until Bill himself called her and told her that she had left the oven on that she went back. Even to this day, no one dares to talk about those moments. We just want to forget that it ever happened.
P.s. I love how the crying/protesting people in those clips ain't even Pakistani AND how they just gave all of Kashmir to China in the map😂😂
@Future GM and that's why we love them😂😂
Lmao
honestly i wouldn’t even be surprised if china secretly took over kashmir while india and pakistan were fighting
@@hirandompeopled4968 lmao true, you never know what they're planning
Careful, she is watching. You may get suicided.
I am an Indian who hated Pakistan (as much as they hate us), but this is where I started having sympathy for them. Hope it never ever happens to our Pakistani brothers again.
Pakistan should never have existed in the first place. It’s the British’s fault for breaking India into pieces.
I hope they or even our own brothers never suffer from Hillary Clinton 🙏
Bro its all politics most ppl dont hate indians
Ur our brother bruh but with ur opinion which is acceptable
@@ayananis4862 i hope there are more people like you out there
@@hmmmm9174 I hope the same
As an American patriot, I'm glad the Second Amendment protects our rights to keep and bear Hillary Clintons.
the founding fathers never conceived that weapons of such devastation would come into the world, surely this must be regulated
I am a staunch 2nd supporter as well, but why would anyone willingly keep Hillary Clinton in their home?
2nd Amendment purists really need to stop and think. What if some madman walked into your child's school with a Hillary Clinton, intent on using her against the most innocent among us?
As a british citizen I look down upon those countries that aspire to use Hilary Clinton as a weapon, while simultaneously deploying our own Theresa May where necessary. It's not hypocrisy if we're the ones doing it, right?
What does anyone need with a Hillary Clinton? This murderous device is a weapon of war and nothing else. I think it's only common sense that we, as Americans, come together to ban Hillary Clintons entirely.
As an Indian , even I would not wish a weapon as horrific as Hillary Clinton upon our geo-political rivals. I could feel her stiff lies all the way here in Delhi
Respects
Shukriya Bhai, its good to see there is a line that is not crossed between our two nations. As a Pakistani I can wish nuclear war upon our two nations but never the strategic use of Hillary Clinton on either nation
I think Modi gives you all the death destruction and lies you need.
@Trevor Belmont helpful.
@Trevor Belmont aayega toh modi hi
Ah yes Arabic, the national language of Pakistan
No it's not. Our people were very confused and horrified after that H-bomb that they even forgot their own tongue.
@@Anonymous-fs2sv Canadians were actually created when scientists accidentally released Hillary Clinton in America, then a bunch of people started speaking with strange accents, some even speaking French. Same thing with Cajuns.
@ok ok
It's wild how the American mainstream media barely covered this story when it happened.
Thank you The Onion for being one of the only non-biased news sources in this partisan hellscape we call the news.
Nice❤
though if you watch more you should see what the channel really is about😂
@@HammersRComingSo are you saying that the Republicians never tried to stall and sabotage Obama's plans
by moving in slow motion?
I don’t understand the immorality of this video and the peoples reaction to it. This video shows actual footage of war crime victims the majority of which were actually committed by the US government and its generals and army in Iraq. The first women shown was crying over her dead child, this video is from Iraq and she was saying in Arabic: “he was still just a child”. The world witnessed leaked videos of girls moment before they were killed by American ground troops, aerial footage of American pilots firing bombs over non-combatants with their families as they laughed at them and pictures from the American prison compound in Abu Ghraib and the rape reports that came out from it. What is the reaction to this crisis of morality and humanity? The US government, which refers to itself as the defender of free speech, went after Julian Asanage and other journalists who exposed this, the footage is made as a part of a disgusting joke, and the immorality continues to be done around the world especially in the holiest of lands: Palestine.
Truth and reality will not change just because some people don’t believe it or know it: Holy God of all humanity judges us all, no wound God can’t mend, no criminal can be victor, not nation nor king nor language nor skin can condone the oppressor nor condemn the oppressed only gracious God. No god but God
As a pakistani, I can confirm all this. It was horrible.
As an American, I can sympathize with your plight of facing a Hilary-cane
incorrect bhaiyya, theyre speaking arabic in this video not urdu.
U mean u r an indian.
Pakistan was created by Jinna. He was an atheist. His father was born Hindu, converted to Islam for his fishery business which was prohibited in Gujarati culture.
:)
No one took Muslim league seriously. But when atheist Jinna joined, he took a sizable portion of congress. And we all know he was a fierce atheist. He just created Pakistan to become a stooge ruler and enjoy his lavish lifestyle. Pakistan fell for western cold war. It brewed religious extremism to repelled soviet atheism. Just like Afghanistan and other countries.
:)
Your country is a pathetic joke.
You'll soon become a part of united India.
I'm so sorry for you, no one deserves something like this.
@@rajadhirajmaharaj i have lost all my brain cells reading this
I'll bet no one laughed harder while watching this than Bill Clinton!
I did not inhale it
*cried harder
Never look it in the eyes and old bill should be fine
Poor man is always in the Clintonized area
Facts..
"European Union calling on US to sign Hillary Clinton non proliferation treaty."
I've watched this skit so many times over the years and every time I see a new nugget that I missed previously.
😂 I laughed at that too
The most unrealistic thing here is the United Nations being reasonably harsh against America
Lol
The UN doesn't seem to care what Russia does in Ukraine or what Turkey does to the Kurds. There is no outrage over the genocide of the Rohingya or the invasion of Armenia. They hardly care when the Houthi bomb international shipping. There are a dozen different African wars and barely any mention of it at the UN. What kind of special treatment is the US supposedly receiving?
The UN would appease the US anyway it could rather than address or alleviate the real problems lol
The horror.......The horror......
Humanoidfreak I love the smell of Hillary in the morning.
You sir. Win the internet for the day.
......... The Hillary
One moment you're walking down the street, the next Hillary Clinton declares herself your new abuela.
Your poor bastard. I hope someday the wounds will heal.
"I love guacamole."
ooh the humanityyyy!!
Por los pochoclos, weys!
"I always carry hummus in my handbag!"
Democrats in 2016: "hey this women seems well liked and like a good candidate, Im sure she is gonna beat this reality tv star lol"
Why did the democrats have to pick such an unlikable person, and im a democrat. It should have been bernie
@Anita Recount I thought her name was demanda recount
@@aam7474hilary fucked over bernie in the last primary with the super candidate nonsense
@@aam7474 because he’s an actual socialist most Americans find him too extreme. I hate Hillary but if I had to pick between her and Bernie I’d pick her no question
@@anonymousperson6119 Well the majority disagree with you
i love the onion but i can understand arabic and those people were crying about their dead kids.
Bruh
its part of the joke lol
Blame it on great Satan America unleashing Hillary on them!
that took a dark turn
And Urdu is spoken in Pakistan not Arabic. They couldn't find any wailing footage from Pakistan
The guy "500 civilians suffered"
The subtitles "5000 civilians suffered"
Ah, just as accurate as the real news
CNN legit had the nerve to have their headlines say Coronavirus deaths approach 3 Million even tho the actual statistic at the time was on the same screen and it said 300 thousand globally...
@@Felipe-kv8qd while I hate CNN. It might have been an error their IS 3 million confirmed cases. Maybe they got the two mixed up. I doubt they have the balls for a lie that large.
@@iamthehype3684 fair point, maybe a typo or error for a News Station as large as them....
Well, I guess that's what layoffs do to you!
It's good to keep the deaf scared.
Reminds me of how Fox News show hosts literally speak at Trump rallies
"I have an army."
"We have a Hillary."
When you have a Hillary Hillary is having you.
*surrenders immediately*
Loki - chill dude, I was just joking, I'll give you the Tesseract now.
POKÉMON GO TO THE POLLS
Welp guess I'll die then.
I can only imagine the horror of a HRC attack... One minute you're walking around your village, maybe going to the market, just enjoying your day and the next minute, people are being struck down by platitudes all around you. Just hellacious stuff...
Lovecraft dreamed of her, it was too much, he chose not to write it down, not wanting to unleash this horror onto the world.
I'm a big Lovecraft fan , gods I can only imagine the horrors in that story
@Digonto "Cancellers" always bring that up trying to discredit him. haven't they got other stuff to b!tch about?
I...I can't. I can't stay in a nation that would do this. I still love America, I still support our troops and veterans, but I can't stay here knowing they'd use money I gave them to do.....this. Goodbye, America. Goodbye NATO. Im moving to Switzerland.
I know .. This has crossed the line.
ＮＵＡＮＣＥ
RavionUltimate
RavionUltimate The US military is the worst terrorist organization in the world. That cancer must be ended.
ahh irony
9 years later and we averted a deployment of her against ourselves.
@Toori Baba would you rather have just 1 destroyed building or a whole village gone because of carpet bombing the other option
Wow, an entire comment section on the election and no mention of distain for the winner. This is true progress.
J Lupus I’m so proud of this community.
@@rouental2093 Now that's what this is all about
@@MisterCOM neither
I like how the Pakistani ambassador to the US, is sitting in Lahore, Pakistan
@@khaldoonaljerian8452 this is brilliant actually
This aged incredibly well. Like fine wine
Sure enough it will be still good decades from now.
If only America had installed the Hillary Clinton warning sirens.
Its called WikiLeaks!
@Christopher Marlowe He "serves" Israel? How does he do that exactly? Any evidence?
Mazrim Taim he told Isrrael before the UK about the strike on Solomoni
Yeah, well, who else was available? I’m not sure Bernie Sanders could have won in 2016. Biden and Warren wouldn’t run. It was a huge handicap for Clinton that she was the anointed one, it’s true. There were like five candidates on that debate stage, at most?
@@georgep2096 What! You're saying that when he ordered for the assassination of Solomoni that could spark a war in the Middle East that he informed a Middle Eastern country before a European country hundreds of kilometres away! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!
I love how even a decade ago, Clinton was the butt of jokes
She was the butt of jokes since the early 1990s. Her nastiness has been know for nearly 30 years.
You’re a god! How could you kill a god?
Imagine picking her over Bernie, couldn't be me.
@@plainText384 Couldn’t be any good worker. Hillary reeks of Hollywood liberal, all talk, no passion. We need someone like Bernie these days more than ever.
@@goonsquad8258 I would rather a Hillary than a self-Identified socialist
This is unironically China’s response to Speaker Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan.
I immediately looked for this after China's response!
I remember watching these 12yrs ago.
The are many more good classic Onion, like,
Stupid dog doesnt stop barking
Sony makes stupid piece of sh that doesn't work
Terrorists upset that conspiracy theorist don't believe 9/11 was from them
Boy scouts offering free breast exams
Honestly? Justified.
@@_blank-_ "We reserve the right to use Nancy Pelosi in situations where all other options have failed"
As a Pakistani, I condemn the pre-emptive use of Hillary Clinton too! I remember the horrors of the event to this day... God bless us all, and keep us safe from the Clintons. Amen!
Don't use God in jokes....
To think we almost unleashed the H-Bomb on our own country...
!Newo Damn. We came so close... Thank god.
H bomb 😂😂😂😂
I know folks..so close to the Hill dog.
We got stuck with Agent Orange instead.
!Newo I thank god everyday we didn’t
*10 years you hid this comedy gem*
*from me UA-cam! Ten years!*
I still can't forget that day from 11 years ago, I wasnt even 10 back then, yet a child was forced to bear the horror of this being, I've never been the same since then
"Many people were trapped inside the clintonised area"
Fucking LOL 😂
"Many people we trapped in the Hillirazation zone ..." Bahahahahahaha
Excuse me??? Nothing is funny about this! Tens of thousands of people died!
@@VirtualConnor
I heard that some survived *the zone* but became potatoes in the process
Pretty sure he said Clintonized
@@VirtualConnor hundreds of thousands at the best
@@sirpasta4927not patato but fries
Wow, I'm so sorry Pakistan. "let a thousand Hillary Clintons rain down upon those responsible for this" I know you're upset but why must you curse us so?! Now she is running for president, her egregious power will only become more potent. May God have mercy on us!
Instead we have Trump, bought and paid for by Israel...
The Lord has heard your plea. Behold the Great Lord Emperor Donald of House Trump, First of his Name, Builder of the Wall, Slayer of the H-Bomb!
@Toori Baba An upwards rise for the richest of us, maybe... Tell me, has your economic situation improved as much as our GDP these past two years? Are you and/or your family better off now? Truly, if you lie it's only to yourself...
If you can honestly say things have gotten better for ya, I am happy for you. I know for a fact that for a majority of us, they haven't. It's status quo, or even worse with this year's stupid ass tax reform that took thousands of dollars away from working middle class families..
@Toori Baba Oops. I guess most of what I said doesn't apply then. I am happy you are doing better, though. The stronger everyone is, the better off the planet is. Economically sound nations are happy and productive, and that is good for society.
God did save us.
Aged like fine wine.
As an American I would like to apologize to our Pakistani brothers and sisters for this country’s disgraceful and callous use Hillary Clintons. Wether we agree or disagree with each other is one thing but there is no justification in using such inhumane tactics. My regards to the families and victims of this tragedy.
"Naked aggression" , that's something that would make me gouge my eyes out.
Not even suicide watch in a max security prison can save you...
“May 1000 Hillary Clintons fall upon whoever is responsible”
Kamala Harris has entered the chat.
😂
Hurricane Hilary anyone?
Oh Onion, we miss you so much
Yep
A thousand Hillary Clintons will rain down as the ambassador declared.
Replace “Pakistan” with “Libya” and you have 100% truth.
Yep. Onion predicted the future again 😁
Can't argue you are just straight up speaking facts.
Yep.
@Ray Khan r/woosh
They were using Iraqi dialect.
"She was even sent into a hospital!"
"That's awful"
God I love The onion
As a Pakistani I confirm that it was so terrifying that we started speaking Arabic instead of Urdu
War... war never changes...
Now i firmly believe that the onion was founded by time travellers.
Because they said that Hillary Clinton was a disingenuous person? That’s always been known. It’s all her fucking fault that we’re in the fucking hellhole we’re in now. If that fucking moron didn’t egg on trump to be a republican candidate he would’ve never had a fucking chance. If she just stepped to the side and let the professional democrats take care of the situation we’d probably still be able to walk the streets without fearing for our fucking lives. We’d still have some confidence in our government. We’d have a stable economy. What a pathetic failure. It’s like she didn’t even try to save us, she just stood by and let it happen. She could have helped us. She could have stopped all of this, but she didn’t. She just fucking gave up.
I was close enough to see her dead eyes. XD
i think the footage of the Iraqi people suffering is real footage (yes, those around 00:24 are Iraqis, not Pakistanis, and the subtitles have nothing to do with what was being said). i could identify some of what they were saying. the woman was seemingly mourning a child - i could identify the part where she said "he's still a child". Then, old man it cuts to right after.. someone in the background was saying something about "the occupation", which i believe could be referring to the US invasion of Iraq which started 2003.
i'm disturbed by the use of real footage of people suffering and mourning for comedy.
Thank you for your time reading this.
Indeed
skill issue
@@yourmanjimbo1302 diagnosis: skill issue
We barely survived a 2016 use of Hillary Clinton. Bernie was a victim of her destructive power 😢
F for bernie
F
As a Pakistani American who voted for Bernie, I was the victim of Hillary Clinton twice!
@@waqasusmans sad, depressing even
several areas of innocent women and children in hospitals and schools have already been ruthlessly clintonized. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP
"May a thousand Hilary Clintons reign down upon those responsible . . ."
The most bone chilling curse I've ever heard.
Lol ! I like how Kashmir is shared between Pakistan and China. Dude who drew that is a genius.
Thankfully the USA agreed to de-hillarize.
Usually I would turn a blind eye to the horrors committed to the Muslim people. But this is too much. Someone needs to pay for this!
+CriminalGameplay If I end up having to choose between her and Trump, I'm going with Trump. I say this as someone who really doesn't like Trump.
Never Hillary!
***** There is no god!
***** There clearly isn't. It's a ridiculous imaginary creature entirely invented by human beings.
More than 3000 gods have been invented. What makes you think that your fiction is any more real than Ra, Zeus or Shiva?
Pathetic. Childish.
Pro Libertate By that logic, how do you know Atheism is any less fiction? Oh, that's right, your beliefs are exempt from that rule aren't they?
As a Pakistani, I was deeply offended by such an act. Her presence created a shift that no one was looking for in my country. Children were kept in home just to be safe and people didnt go out if they didnt have to. It was a terrible time.
"Many more were trapped in the clintonized area and could not escape her clumsy attempts to relate to them" LMAO
I will keep those people in my prayers.
@@CostcoComrade as was my comment.
Very prescient of The Onion. It's seems that most Americans felt the same way about her in the 2016 election.
I'd like to point out that she DID receive more votes :D
No, I don't think she should win this election (her own fault for not tackling electoral college before losing due to it), but still fun fact.
interstellarradio Only if you ignore the massive ballot rigging and voting by illegal immigrants.
Paul Jackson
You have no proof for any of that. And believe me, if illegal immigrants were actually voting, we'd have huge outrage over it.
However, I can point out that Republicans were doing the usual voter suppression (shutting down polling stations, reducing early voting, etc), so the actual numbers would likely be more in favor of Hillary.
interstellarradio Typical deluded Hillary supporter. The crooked Clintons tried every trick in the book.
It was reported that voting machines were rigged to switch votes for Trump to votes for Clinton. In some stations observers forced the organisers to switch to paper ballots.
Anyway the old hag lost despite all her tricks.
Paul Jackson
I despise Hillary clinton as well, but come on. Stick to one argument, and provide some proof. Pick one of these.
1: Illegal immigrants were voting.
2. Machines were reported to change Trump votes to Hillary votes.
3.Observers forced organizers to switch to paper ballots.
Those clips of people sad look like the US when she was running for president.
And I thought nuking Japan twice for sinking our battleship was overkill
Wait until we release Kamala Harris on unsuspecting countries.
First I thought this was a joke.... Then I realized, it was for real🤯
It is stage
this is probably the best way anyone could sum up Hillary Clinton in the past 25 years
Little did we know that she would be unleashed upon unwitting American voters in 2016, which caused so much havoc that America has since been led by a reality TV host with weird hair, and then a watered-down version of Emperor Palpatine. Our chickenheads came home to roost - sigh.
You know, this was the first video I had ever watched of the onion and didn't know that it was all humour. I remember myself being genuinely confused and trying my best to make sense out of it. I had even forgotten about this video until again I bumped into the channel, finally understanding this channel and this video showed up on my homepage, again. That was when all my doubts about this video got cleared.
I guess, most of us have the same journey with this channel.
"The Clintonized area" LMAO
I have never sided with Pakistan until now. This is a cruel and unusual punishment that goes strictly against our own constitution.
And to think, we almost had Hillary Clinton used on AMERICAN SOIL back in 2016. I can't even imagine what the people of Pakistan have been through.
My prayers go to the victims of the Hillary incident 🙏🙏🙏
You’re laughing… innocent people were subject to the full force of Hillary Clinton and you’re laughing
As a democrat I gotta say this is hilarious.
As a liberal I say fuck Hillary.
As a liberal I say fuck Hillary.
@@countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926 Four months later, now a Marxist-Leninist. Still hilarious.
@@pixeldoor4792 hillaryious ok I will get out
@@pixeldoor4792 Sorry fam, get into the chopper.
Mi general, Augusto Pinochet.
why was this in my recomended 11 years later
Why not?
We thought these horrors were monstrosities from the past, and yet here we are, with the US unleasing John Kirby.
The world stricking back with such models as the Greta Thunberg version and the Illian Omar model. America did not take this lightly though, they sent Sean Penn in and everything is oddly quiet now. Canada is still utilizing the Justin Trudeau model and odd rumors abound of some old chinese woman in development. Back to you @arnbrandy
“The Clintonized area…” Hillary-ious!
Dont use the words Hillary Clinton and Naked aggression in the same sentence please.
Oh God. MY EYES
That was the best sentence I heard in long time 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
This situation was just horrible, the use of such a horrible woman against Pakistan is just terrible. I hope the people responsible faced justice for this heinous act!
AGED LIKE FINE WINE
"They sent her to a Hospital!"
The Onion Committed Suicide Shortly After This
1:20 _"European Union calling on U.S. to sign Hillary Clinton Nonploriferation Treaty."_ 😂😂
Let’s just pray they don’t use Kamala Harris next 🙏
I am become Hillary, the destroyer of worlds.
-Rigveda
"Women and even children had to endure her stories about farmers she had met who inspired her..."
"Mr. Obama clearly regards our people as beneath human dignity to have unleashed such a women upon us."
LOL, go Onion!
As a Pakistani I want to register my protest.
I protest.
No one has 51 dead "friends" who did self termination
"cacophonous fake laughter" LOL
Let our prayers be with the victims of hilliary clinton and their families.
I am so glad I stumbled across this. Thank you "Onion" for giving me unbiased news. Now I know what's really going on in the world
The world must unite against this act of naked aggression!