I'm more impressed by the fact that she's personally committing atrocities instead of just having people do it for her like most dictators. Really shows dedication to her country.
@@benjaminmeusburger4254 This is why I hate putting people on a pedestal just because of their gender. She doesn't know how to delegate or manage, its all just because shes a women. We should be looking up to dictators who know how its done first and foremost.
One small victory should not distract from the fact that, disturbingly, even in 2015 most countries are not brutally suppressed by female dictators. Women's rights still has a long way to go.
@@thedave7760 Holy shit re-read - Epic fail - never post while tired/trolled and lol how the f**k did I not notice his username. Apologies Geoff and all. Thats not me. Will upvote.
So since she's a woman, when pillaging a village, will she rape the men or continue the tradition of raping the women like her predecessors. Would be nice to see her do both if you ask me.
@Maurits Funny how onion made such support as satire decade ago, now its just reality, thus onion proves that it was not satire news, but just too much ahead of its time to report accurately its own time
She came She saw She came She saw She goes for the lux And kills the fuzz Her opponents They talked They went They walked They cried They died They cried They died
I love the really nuanced niche jokes, like still talking about her having a feminine side, or people using slightly patronising terms about her like “what a dynamo” and “she’s one feisty lady”
@@valerietaylor9615 because it’s treating her like a toddler. “What a dynamo” or “feisty” are terms I’ll use to describe my baby siblings whenever they run too fast and tired themselves out, not when I talk about someone who’s in charge of a country. Also nobody would use these phrases for a male dictator for example. Hope this helps
@@nycholaus If Hillary could lose against Trump despite all the scandals, I'd be surprised if she can tie her own shoelaces, let alone cause a massacre.
"For years we were terrified and oppressed by men, now it will be wonderful to be terrified and oppressed by one of our own!" Lmao this is fucking great
Ahh 2019, the year where saying South Korea is run by a secret cabal of psychic witches in order to conspire for a matriachal world order isn't a joke anymore.
"Study: children don't get enough of whatever vitamin makes them shut their goddamn mouths for 5 minutes" as a former child, I can confirm, I didn't get this vitamin in my diet enough.
The Onion is like the death note. But instead of anyone dying after 40 seconds when their name is written on it, it's anything happening after ten years when it's joked about
What happened in Bolivia wasn't a coup. It was a military overthrowing of a democratically elected president in order to place a racist, far right demagogue in power against the will of the people and the constitution itself. Now come on, does that sound like a coup to you?
A lot of people said she wouldn't be and as an effective leader as a man but in just a year she's already increased the death camp efficiencies by over 400% and has completely eradicated homelessness
I love you! Yes, she defo fits female tyrant and it was such a nice surprise for me reading this to see someone talk about her. She was a fascinating person. Shame we son’t know much more about her, like whether or not she actually killed her baby.
Any ruler of anything bigger than a small gang have people doing their biding, however how strong and brutal noone can rule more than an handful of people by their own sheer force
People talking about how powerful it is that Kim Yo Jong is in charge of North Korea now without realizing she's even more ruthless that her predecessor
Regarding Jeanine Anez: The same could have been said of the Philippines’ Gloria Arroyo. Not really a dictator, anyway. The word a lot of people are thinking of is actually “tyrant,” someone who usurped power illegally (or merely perceived). A figurehead is not always a dictator, but a puppet.
10 years down the road and a million views later.. and now we know, why The Onion's brilliant satire can't compete with reality. People simply won't notice the irony... it's like their broadcast was a Nostradamus with a Joker-smile...
Gama has already inspired my little girl, who had always been too quiet and unassuming. The feisty little one now demands that I cook all her meals, clean her room, and do her all her homework. That sort of attitude will surely pay off one day in the form of an obscenely large corporate bonus, like the kind received after the business gets a large government bailout. I'm so proud of my new little girl.
Honestly, this was 14 years ago and supposed to be satire but when Kim Jong Un's sister came on the scene and was in the news A LOT of people had similar attitudes to those in this video.
Anyone else here after Hillary Clinton said about the far right new prime minister of Italy that it’s great whenever a woman becomes leader of a country?
"Some people have doubts, but now they're all dead"
Ian Dilling
That's fucking amazing
Feminists would be having a field day
That had me in stitches
@@Gabriel-rh1bi go away you
That needs to be used in a book or movie 😂
I'm more impressed by the fact that she's personally committing atrocities instead of just having people do it for her like most dictators. Really shows dedication to her country.
only shows that she is too focused on micro-management
a dictator should be able to dictade others!
don't you mansplain to her, bigot!
Thats why she's the leader now, giving example not order
889th liker
@@benjaminmeusburger4254 This is why I hate putting people on a pedestal just because of their gender. She doesn't know how to delegate or manage, its all just because shes a women. We should be looking up to dictators who know how its done first and foremost.
One small victory should not distract from the fact that, disturbingly, even in 2015 most countries are not brutally suppressed by female dictators. Women's rights still has a long way to go.
We can dream
@@thedave7760
Holy shit re-read - Epic fail
- never post while tired/trolled and lol how the f**k did I not notice his username.
Apologies Geoff and all.
Thats not me. Will upvote.
Well, I’m sure we can all do our part to make a difference
hmmm
@@VitoIsPuffBunny So glad that her actions have been condemned worldwide... the UN doesn't do much, but at least the genocide wasn't glorified.
Wow, so inspirational! #girlboss!
As a young woman aspiring to one day also be a fascist dictator, this woman is amazing!
ikr!! i also aspire to one day torture people and murder everyone who has a slight bit of doubt about me! #girlboss style
Gaslight gatekeep and gorlboss😌✨💕
So since she's a woman, when pillaging a village, will she rape the men or continue the tradition of raping the women like her predecessors. Would be nice to see her do both if you ask me.
Yaaaas Queen! Gaslight, gatekeep and genocide
honestly I wonder what a female dictator would be like
Looks like this is relevant again
A meme brought me here but still have no idea what's going on
@@kacperwoch4368 North Korea
@Maurits Funny how onion made such support as satire decade ago, now its just reality, thus onion proves that it was not satire news, but just too much ahead of its time to report accurately its own time
@Maurits
To imagine believing that any of those memes are meant seriously.
The Onion. A long time ago, we all laughed.
Today, they are prophets.
First, they foretold Buzzfeeds mass layoffs, now North Korea!
🤣
"as she plunged her knife into my son's throat as I lay beside him helplessly, I realized she could do anything. She's a real Dynamo"
*crying son
Well look twice next time. Maybe that is your neighbor.
With that sort of popular support she actually would get 95% of the vote.
She got a positive review from one of her victim's family members. She can't be doing too bad.
"Some people had doubts, but now they're all dead"
"For years we were terrified and oppressed my men. It would be wonderful to now be terrified and oppressed by one of our own." XD
Well said
@@medspecgaming1363 It’s a quote from the video.
I know 🐤
That's not what she actually said tho 😂.. she was wishing for health body
"more women prison guards.jpg"
As a feminist, i support women's rights AND women's wrongs 💪
"women's wrongs" 😂
underrated. nice.
lmao, based
Wow
Feminist!
How do live with it?
Have u seen a doctor or something?
shutup@@loudmouthdiaries5188
Bolivia
Satire is never wrong, just early
Shut your butt. Evo was the real tyran
She will be president until January until new elections asshole
@Josue M Silence, gusano
@@MasterCombine make me.
Josue M Fuck off fascist
Onion in 2009: Praise for the female tyrant
Media in 2020: Yes Kim-Yo Jong slay queen
This is literally why I came to this video
THERE IT IS
MORE 👏 FEMALE 👏 OPPRESSORS 👏
Yep
They're like the simpsons.
She came, she saw ,they died....
royalspin this has two meanings
Ummm what we really need is a
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She came
She saw
She came
She saw
She goes for the lux
And kills the fuzz
Her opponents
They talked
They went
They walked
They cried
They died
They cried
They died
I miss Gadhafi T^T/
veni
vidi
vici
I love the really nuanced niche jokes, like still talking about her having a feminine side, or people using slightly patronising terms about her like “what a dynamo” and “she’s one feisty lady”
Yes! I was searching for this comment!
How are those terms patronizing?
@@valerietaylor9615 because it’s treating her like a toddler. “What a dynamo” or “feisty” are terms I’ll use to describe my baby siblings whenever they run too fast and tired themselves out, not when I talk about someone who’s in charge of a country. Also nobody would use these phrases for a male dictator for example. Hope this helps
The guy in hospital actually said "she's a force of nature" (not "dynamo").
@@valerietaylor9615 I dont think these people understand how the words were used and meant 15 years ago
"Thousands killed by inspirational female leader" LOL!!!!
Sounds like a Hillary headline
It’s like the female version of Rhodesia turning into Zimbabwe with Mugabe all over again.
@@nycholaus If Hillary could lose against Trump despite all the scandals, I'd be surprised if she can tie her own shoelaces, let alone cause a massacre.
@@doryfishie2 her foreign policy killed thousands
@@doryfishie2 To be fair, that was because Zuckerberg showed the Trump supporters the Facebook ad system.
"some people had doubts but now they're all dead" LMAOO
6 years old, 1.2K likes and no comments?!?! Come on people
@@alexladeau6500 c
That literally made me guffaw.
@@alexladeau6500 It's called patience, Alex. Damn. You are SO demanding. Is anything good enough for you? :P
peak comedy
Kim Yo-Jong liked this
Hell yeah!!!!! She's hot as fuck too. :D
Nice, the first North Korea comment. Sir/Mam, you win!
@@TheSnowyBlizzard gross she looks gross
not anymore
@@mardukgilgamesh1500 either you an indian or italian, that makes you think like that.
"she went in there with a torch, and looked GOOD doing it"
werrrrkkk queen!
"For years we were terrified and oppressed by men, now it will be wonderful to be terrified and oppressed by one of our own!"
Lmao this is fucking great
😂😂😂😂👍
Americans when their favorite political party wins the election
@@thetroll1129 maestro, what are you talking about?
@@angelman906 instead of being screwed over by a political party they dislike they get screwed over by a party they like
This is what happened to most African countries after decolonisation
2009: *laughs hysterically*
2019: *laughs nervously*
Lol
I miss the good ole days where it was men that would terrorize our villages, as God intended.
Ahh 2019, the year where saying South Korea is run by a secret cabal of psychic witches in order to conspire for a matriachal world order isn't a joke anymore.
Stop Male Masturbation Toys Oh God you're probably not joking.
@vin 950 She's a TERF though.
I've always liked the idea of a psychopathic attractive woman repressing my rights and torturing me, better than a man doing it.
Luca Fuoco Which is why I hate being single.
Luca Fuoco hahaha
You should get married
Just get married FFS...
It's called a wife HAHA goddamn so true.
"Study: children don't get enough of whatever vitamin makes them shut their goddamn mouths for 5 minutes"
as a former child, I can confirm, I didn't get this vitamin in my diet enough.
According to PragerU, it's Vitamin N-Word
@@morbidsearch wut?
Shut your goddamn mouth
@@morbidsearch Yeah PragerU is genuinely evil but, HUH? What is your point?
@@dolphone6748 PragerU edit jokes
ONN > CNN
ONN > CNN & ABC & FOX & CBS
Trump the Traitor 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺
@@world-traveler880 What did Trump do?
@@quinnreverance611 Remove Fox they aren't fake news.
Andrew Siegel yes, yes they are
Wow the onion correctly guessed the media’s response to a female dictator.
(media backed by the same people who backed the coup)
@@heartache5742 It's the obvious connections that people miss!
Damned if I'll ever understand why, but somehow they do~
@@hazukichanx408 *gets shot by the fbi*
Yep, We did have Obama!
@@hmmm1868 why can I never escape from goddamn US politics, can you guys just stop complaining for one minute.
On a long enough timeline, all Onion headlines become reality.
I hope to be in that reality
@@airplanes_aren.t_real you already are. You just gotta be Patient
I just want to see Performance H. Wilson
Onion to reality take about 10 years in this timeline...
Not long enough a timescale, we've seen too much lol
The Onion is like the death note. But instead of anyone dying after 40 seconds when their name is written on it, it's anything happening after ten years when it's joked about
Some people see satire, some people see a "to do" list /shrug
"Gatorade Scientists have discovered 4 new kinds of thirst"! LMFAO 😂😂😂
Thats peak scientific achivement
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 That cracked me up crazy!! Onion made these emojis really happen... that's an impossible achievement
Rofl
That makes number 36.
thusty, thersty, thoothy, and THURSDAY
Tfw it's 2019 and Jeanine Anez declared herself president of Bolivia after a military coup
What happened in Bolivia wasn't a coup. It was a military overthrowing of a democratically elected president in order to place a racist, far right demagogue in power against the will of the people and the constitution itself. Now come on, does that sound like a coup to you?
How recent is. This
@@klutz3955 the coup? Its happening now
Some people had doubts, and now they are dead
@@raftc1 Not dead, *dying.*
Man, i love progress.
2009: *laughs hysterically*
2019: *laughs nervously*
2029: *laughs illegally*
Time traveler joke ?
This is stolen but I like the addition.
@Richard Milosevich r/casualhomophobiaincurrentyear
@@YouViolatedTheNAP no, piss off, stop posting r/wooosh every fucking where, especially when this isn't even a wooosh scenario
The comment you copied is literally right above this one, be original dude
"Lucasfilm employee discovers only job responsibility is fact-checking Wookiepedia."
Honestly the fans always cared more about the series than the creators especially on the final trilogy so it makes sense
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I hope they'll do it better on the fourth trilogy
@@romanski5811 may the fourth be with you
Holy crap they are geniuses
Intern
And they still manage to fit in comments about her appearance as well as clichés like “dynamo” and “feisty.” Fantastic.
Makes this already absurd situation feel like it was genuinely, truly for nothing. Moreso than it already was.
Yes and talking about "feminine side" lmao.
A lot of people said she wouldn't be and as an effective leader as a man but in just a year she's already increased the death camp efficiencies by over 400% and has completely eradicated homelessness
Holy shit, that "completely eradicated homelessness" part ...
Literally Bolivia right now...
I never knew l could be a dictator until today, this has changed my life.... Finally someone to look up to! Thank you onion!
"This book will shock, horrify, and inspire."
You go, girl.
You still alive?
@@waluigihentailover6926 Um, yes. Can I help you?
@@kissfan7 🤯
@@kissfan7brooo!!!😮
@@kissfan7 You're a legend bro
So, The Onion actually has a functioning Crystal Ball.
Crystal Ball the journalist? Why?
What did you think Crystal Balls stream from?
Can you stop predicting the future for 5 minutes
They’re not predicting anything. They’re making fun of what has happened before and human culture goes in circles.
@@matthew8153 it’s a joke lad
@@randomspartan4296
Um...duh.
@@matthew8153 You can't say "duh" when you responded like a triggered smart ass.
@@randomspartan4296
Is it tho? This is exactly how the media reacted to the coup in Bolivia
"Some people had doubts but now they’re all dead."
Just beautifully said
Bolivia (2019)
That's one feisty lady.
Thank you ONN, for inspiring Sheikh Hasina to make it a reality in Bangladesh.
Exactly what It make me think of!
The Onion calling out girlboss feminism back in 2009, absolute masters of their craft
"It will be wonderful to be terrified and oppressed by one of our own."
I think we need more female representation in dictatorships !
Yes✨
unironically, yes.
damn i'd love my rights to be violated by some hot woman
well sadly we missed the rein of "bloody" Queen Mary, she tortured and burned hundreds of people at the stake
@@peppermint5117incel moment
agreed
Chinese Empress Wu Zetian: "Excuse me?"
Everyone else down here making Bolivia jokes and you're out there spitting deep cuts. 'Spect brother.
You forgot Dr Sun( I forgot his name) second wife and there are few times Japan ruled by woman
@@unusual772 You mean Sun Yat-Sen? I mean I don't think any of his wives had been even a leader holding real power, let alone a dictator?
I love you! Yes, she defo fits female tyrant and it was such a nice surprise for me reading this to see someone talk about her. She was a fascinating person. Shame we son’t know much more about her, like whether or not she actually killed her baby.
Or Catherine the great? Dowager Cixi? :D
"Some people had doubts. Now they are all dead" Thats it... thats my senior year quote
I don't think anybody ever questioned that women were capable of ruling with an iron fist.
SgtHydra Yeah I never questioned that a women could rule as long as she has men doing her bidding. It's called a cuckdom.
Jesus, just enjoy the joke
Anyone with a wife or mom knows this.
not the first female dictator, queens have existed for centuries and monarchs are basically dicatators
Any ruler of anything bigger than a small gang have people doing their biding, however how strong and brutal noone can rule more than an handful of people by their own sheer force
This aged phenomenally
2019: this really happened in Bolivia 10 yrs later.
Yeah tru but it’s not like it never happened before, this sorta thing.
real.
based pfp tho
I'm learning Esperanto right now
"Some people had doubts but now they're all dead."
People talking about how powerful it is that Kim Yo Jong is in charge of North Korea now without realizing she's even more ruthless that her predecessor
Since when has Kim Yo Jong been in charge?
Seriously, why are people using the word ruthless? Just call it cruelty.
But she is kinda hot in an S&M kinda way.
@@hmmm1868 Indeed
@@deathgorilla782 ?
Congratulations Italy!!! You made satire into history!
Oh how much I wish we didn't...
Anyways the gov will last at most a year due to infighting(like the past 10) so no big deal
I guess you prefer those Spanish liberals who say pedophilia should be legal. Keep crying. Italy made the right choice.
@@ende0_0
I'm French from a migrant background and I support Meloni. Why do you think only whites hate Muslims? We all do
@@varoonnone7159 your French bro, you hate muslims at default
@@varoonnone7159 And for what reason you hate us?
Just go to your home , don't be pest in Europe
She took "slayyy queen" literally 😍😍
She was my inspiration as a child. She showed me that you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
"My name is Bolo Santosi, Leadah of the Reapahs"
Deep cut. I like it.
yesss scorpio
Checking in here yet again, this time for Giorgia Meloni in Italy.
She's so brave, an amazing example. I hope more women follow her example over here!
This is so apt for kamala harris
We did it guys. This video is finally relevant again.
"Some people had doubts. They're all dead now."
"Some people had doubts, but now, they're all dead"
"She's a real dynamo."
"That's one feisty lady!"
This is gold.
Yup
Who’s watching this thinking about Italy‘s 2022 elections?
Yes, we all know why we came here today
God damn it can The Onion quit predicting the future already
I almost died laughing at the very end... Gatorade scientists discovered 4 new kinds of thirst
Me too 🤣
i support womens rights AND womens wrongs 💪💪
Buzzfeed in 2016
kek
2017
2019
(Spins Wheel of Missinformation) Vox in 2019
Now this aged like fine wine.
I think the Onion is the new simpsons at predicting stuff
rmfcity Lol, yup.
Italy moment
Good
Who else came here after the bolivian coup?
Fuckin Anez should stand down immediately
Giorgia Meloni elected Prime Minister of Italy (2022, Colorized)
Good
Regarding Jeanine Anez: The same could have been said of the Philippines’ Gloria Arroyo. Not really a dictator, anyway. The word a lot of people are thinking of is actually “tyrant,” someone who usurped power illegally (or merely perceived). A figurehead is not always a dictator, but a puppet.
I am a firm believer in women’s rights And women’s wrongs
10 years down the road and a million views later.. and now we know, why The Onion's brilliant satire can't compete with reality. People simply won't notice the irony... it's like their broadcast was a Nostradamus with a Joker-smile...
Im starting to legitimately think the Onion are actually oracles
Gama has already inspired my little girl, who had always been too quiet and unassuming. The feisty little one now demands that I cook all her meals, clean her room, and do her all her homework. That sort of attitude will surely pay off one day in the form of an obscenely large corporate bonus, like the kind received after the business gets a large government bailout. I'm so proud of my new little girl.
That's one feisty daughter you have! So inspiring, girls can really do anything now
Thank god the supreme court overturned judicial review!
Man who struggled whole life raising grizzly bear put into nursing home by it
man these are awesome. i especially love the fact that you have to go through them a few times to appreciate all the jokes, both written and spoken :D
You still alive?
Truly a step forward for women
"Gatorade scientists discovers 4 new thirst."
All this while i was drinking it.
If Kim jong un was Kimberly jong un, women would praise her as a "fair and strong leader" in 2019
No they wouldn't lol
@@pisse3000
Yeah I'm pretty sure only hardcore feminists would do that.
This aged well
Literally Italy right now.
Really? Manslaughter every day?
Ya gotta be kidding me lol
So honoured to have been beheaded by this feminist icon.
Honestly, this was 14 years ago and supposed to be satire but when Kim Jong Un's sister came on the scene and was in the news A LOT of people had similar attitudes to those in this video.
She's been really killing it lately
Watching this in 2020 and Giorgio Meloni is set to become Italy’s PM……
2020???
@@gabrielboi3465Don't judge, he just has bad internet connection
Gawa is a icon to college feminists everywhere 😊
I've said this many times before and I'll say it again:
Onion is a diamond mine
A Woman to Fear: “A story to shock, horrify, and inspire.” Love it.
This feels like it was made in 2018.
Manifesting someone to share these with.
Life imitates art.
This aged incredibly well
Incredible timing
I still support Amivi Gama in 2023. I don't know what happens if I don't
Interesting timing
Anyone else here after Hillary Clinton said about the far right new prime minister of Italy that it’s great whenever a woman becomes leader of a country?
Oh man she's so freaking inspiring. I hope to be her one day!!1!1!!
wouldnt be suprising.
hats off to the real feminists who look for equality and not sexism