Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2009
  • Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
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  • @samgilson7476
    @samgilson7476 6 років тому +12754

    he’s standing right behind me isn’t he

    • @kidyomu89
      @kidyomu89 5 років тому +293

      -yes, I am-

    • @waitwhat2768
      @waitwhat2768 5 років тому +358

      Sam Gilson no he isn’t....
      But she is

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 5 років тому +104

      Dude, like, don't turn round...

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 років тому +3

      Yeah

    • @wmiller2811
      @wmiller2811 5 років тому +77

      He isn't...
      You have nothing to worry about...
      _It's just me, it's okay..._

  • @wonderstruck.
    @wonderstruck. 3 роки тому +6391

    The "lost female hiker" surrounded by 4 live reporters I cannot

    • @constantinosschinas4503
      @constantinosschinas4503 Рік тому +396

      I think it was the representative of the Attractive Girls Union.

    • @-_deploy_-
      @-_deploy_- Рік тому +45

      ​@@constantinosschinas4503 LMAO

    • @123455thatguy
      @123455thatguy 9 місяців тому +47

      Lol that got me too. Like the idea that the serial killer would murder her in front of several news crews, who would presumably just stand there reporting on it.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 9 місяців тому +8

      @@123455thatguy It's okay, I'm sure someone will find her soon.

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 7 місяців тому +2

      the news crew was helping the amount they do in real life

  • @oscarzsy
    @oscarzsy 4 роки тому +9454

    ok, no one gonna talk about how the lady's occupation was "lost female hiker"?😂

    • @MollyWat
      @MollyWat 4 роки тому +426

      “JoEy _KnOcK_ iT oFf iT’S _nOt_ FuNnY”

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 3 роки тому +44

      That's a description, not an occupation. Idiot.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 3 роки тому +621

      @@encycl07pedia- Are you job shaming? My mother was a lost female hiker and she was able to put me and my 12 brothers through college.

    • @competent5761
      @competent5761 3 роки тому +216

      @@Buttington_Headerson Don't worry, he works as a oblivious fool.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 3 роки тому

      @@competent5761 I'm probably smarter than you.

  • @BigMastah79
    @BigMastah79 3 роки тому +7775

    A young, aspiring college football player must be slowly opening a creaky door to a pitch black basement in an isolated log cabin.

    • @agamatsu2119
      @agamatsu2119 3 роки тому +43

      I approve of your avatar. Great game

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 3 роки тому +12

      @@agamatsu2119 Yessssssss someone with culture

    • @taznixx1126
      @taznixx1126 3 роки тому +8

      @@BigMastah79 what game is it?

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 3 роки тому +32

      @@taznixx1126 The World Ends With You. It’s an Action RPG with some of the Best Music, Artwork, and Writing I’ve ever seen. The Story is very interesting and takes many turns, the characters are all very well written, and the game has some very powerful themes that are still relevant to this day, 14 Years later.
      Highly recommend picking it up, but I have to say the DS version is probably the better choice as the combat is drastically different in the ports.

    • @NOTZeroBlank
      @NOTZeroBlank 3 роки тому +4

      @@BigMastah79 *T-Poses* THE POWER IS YET UNKNOWN

  • @adrianaEDC
    @adrianaEDC 7 років тому +13522

    "ballerinas with bright futures urged not to cross the street" brilliant

    • @alicelu5691
      @alicelu5691 4 роки тому +33

      they’re the streets...

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 4 роки тому +48

      Time stamp anyone? Ive watched this video three times and dont see what you are refferrencing anywhere.

    • @juvnal
      @juvnal 4 роки тому +44

      The Greendalewitch 1:10

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 4 роки тому +5

      Daisy

    • @joeking6972
      @joeking6972 4 роки тому +3

      Sit on my face

  • @loganrawls2683
    @loganrawls2683 4 роки тому +17125

    When you pause the video but the music doesn’t stop

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 3 роки тому +1674

    A full decade before the “why do I hear boss music” meme

    • @-TBH-
      @-TBH- 2 роки тому

      I almost went a full year without seeing one of these stupid fucking comments and you just had to ruin it.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Рік тому +61

      Old onion was always a head of its time. Too bad they cut the budget

    • @Parker.H
      @Parker.H 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Jebu911We really need a time line I really wish the good times didn't stop

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 8 місяців тому +1

      Have you not heard this kind of ominous music in horror movies? Because it's obviously a reference to that.

  • @mastersword6470
    @mastersword6470 3 роки тому +2780

    Classic Joey, always pulling pranks that affect the entire country putting everyone into a state of immediate panic.

    • @linnja1
      @linnja1 3 роки тому +32

      Gotcha

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 роки тому +5

      P'Dø'Jœy?

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat Рік тому +16

      Saw this before watching the whole video and thought this was about Joe Biden.

    • @Bigman-to2jn
      @Bigman-to2jn Рік тому +12

      That one mf in the government who was playing a prank through the storm siren

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 17 днів тому

      And then she keeos walking and sees Joey's severed head nailed to a tree.

  • @irene_deneb
    @irene_deneb 10 років тому +10899

    "Officials hope to find music's source by interrogating old fisherman who speaks in riddles"
    Brilliant XD

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 5 років тому +106

      Isn't that an Innsmouth reference?

    • @scottrill8318
      @scottrill8318 5 років тому +7

      Where's that?

    • @ecbossc9035
      @ecbossc9035 5 років тому +31

      @@scottrill8318 in the happening now tab at 1:40

    • @larseunic
      @larseunic 5 років тому

      Socialo de mes deux

    • @theamici
      @theamici 5 років тому +11

      @@scottrill8318 Lovecraft isn't it, part of Cthulhu Mythos?

  • @wahidtrynaheghugh260
    @wahidtrynaheghugh260 5 років тому +14272

    “The music may be linked to a recent wealthy group of high school graduates speeding along a winding road, screaming and laughing with the hubris of youth.”

    • @TheNoah117
      @TheNoah117 4 роки тому +239

      WahidTrynaHeghugh that part killed me lmao

    • @ChaseThePinballWizard
      @ChaseThePinballWizard 4 роки тому +82

      when i read this i heard it on the video.

    • @TheNoah117
      @TheNoah117 4 роки тому +104

      DukkulanMarshal that shit happens to me so often that I often question how coincidental it is. Am I living in a simulation or some shit? Either way. Weird shit :/

    • @plaguedoctor_139
      @plaguedoctor_139 4 роки тому +33

      *Horror movies with eerie music*

    • @dararean8648
      @dararean8648 4 роки тому +15

      I just heard it at the same time I was reading it too, we are the choosen ones, lmao

  • @vonnazareth8119
    @vonnazareth8119 3 роки тому +5688

    At the end :
    Reporter: Dies
    Host: Oh no
    Host: **Anyway**

    • @savvy3929
      @savvy3929 3 роки тому +38

      Is that a top gear reference?

    • @Tektabyte
      @Tektabyte 3 роки тому +47

      @@savvy3929 you blithering idiot

    • @scp5007de
      @scp5007de 3 роки тому +1

      😳

    • @ddocs9664
      @ddocs9664 3 роки тому +18

      Reporter: premission to say cock

    • @sour-vampire
      @sour-vampire 3 роки тому +12

      The very end was the funniest ,new erectile dysfunction drug was for women to lower there expections.

  • @mariabarker2036
    @mariabarker2036 3 роки тому +1636

    "A new Erectile Dysfunction Drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectations."
    Me: STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS, you FOOL!

    • @mariaserrano2953
      @mariaserrano2953 3 роки тому +55

      We’re fucked if this ever becomes a thing

    • @MyHabbits
      @MyHabbits 3 роки тому +114

      @@mariaserrano2953 Yeah, that's the point.

    • @PseudoFiction
      @PseudoFiction 3 роки тому +76

      Alcohol has existed for millennia

    • @queazocotal
      @queazocotal 3 роки тому +23

      @@mariaserrano2953 I think it's called alcohol.

    • @wiggy5209
      @wiggy5209 3 роки тому +5

      Damn Maria really wants that .....

  • @happyconstructor
    @happyconstructor 4 роки тому +17148

    I’m reading a horror novel in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen.
    I can feel it.

    • @TesKal41
      @TesKal41 4 роки тому +236

      Imma steal this

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 роки тому +102

      omg that's good

    • @balasmj
      @balasmj 4 роки тому +29

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maichu6584
      @maichu6584 4 роки тому +88

      3 months later: CORONAVIRUS

    • @sophiabeebeeboo4579
      @sophiabeebeeboo4579 4 роки тому +80

      I think you predicted the coronavirus my dude

  • @ffsleon
    @ffsleon 4 роки тому +7704

    All those comments from 2019 wondering why this was in their recommended, we should've known...
    It was a warning.

    • @octoxdcorales1270
      @octoxdcorales1270 4 роки тому +74

      ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

    • @Grrk_Jr
      @Grrk_Jr 4 роки тому +49

      In the words of Raven:
      “It’s a warning it means Trigon is coming.”
      And let’s pray to God that Trigon doesn’t come

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj 4 роки тому +14

      The "Why are you booing me? I'm right!" Video has been flying through recommendations lately. What do you think that means?

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 роки тому +4

      It WAS oh no

    • @eroogamer6737
      @eroogamer6737 4 роки тому +6

      Or warning to us now for 2021

  • @loneshadow0844
    @loneshadow0844 4 роки тому +855

    When I first watched The Onion. I actually thought it was real news.
    I think back to those days. *Shakes head

  • @RianKashfi
    @RianKashfi 3 роки тому +537

    No one gonna talk about how terrifying this would be if it was actually real and you heard music like this throughout the entire planet

  • @cybersquire
    @cybersquire 4 роки тому +4341

    As usual the Onion is ahead of the curve.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +27

      April, 2020. This is foreshadowing...

    • @awdrifter3394
      @awdrifter3394 4 роки тому +13

      They've got that wormhole satellite.

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 4 роки тому +11

      cybersquire On what? Ominous things have always happened.

    • @tobi3532
      @tobi3532 4 роки тому +4

      @@oriontigley5089 it already happened. Check inside Edition

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 4 роки тому +5

      More like flattening the curve

  • @xanderlowe1543
    @xanderlowe1543 6 років тому +40523

    I like to think, in the infinity of the universe, there is a planet were the Onion is a legitimate news station and we are simply picking up their distant signals.

    • @mememachinexp0518
      @mememachinexp0518 5 років тому +746

      Or perhaps in an alternate universe

    • @DERPYMonkey123
      @DERPYMonkey123 5 років тому +129

      Is this fake?

    • @mememachinexp0518
      @mememachinexp0518 5 років тому +1016

      @@DERPYMonkey123 yes, the onion is a totally legitimate news channel, and covers real stories like that of the new Prius that kills its owner with a spike.

    • @DERPYMonkey123
      @DERPYMonkey123 5 років тому +64

      🤣🤣🤣 Sorry... Has to ask

    • @mememachinexp0518
      @mememachinexp0518 5 років тому +213

      @@DERPYMonkey123 its fine, I thought it was real too at first

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 Рік тому +96

    I love how they all act like self-aware movie characters or NPC's in a videogame

  • @RockfordRoe
    @RockfordRoe Рік тому +192

    Other attempted phrases FEMA uttered:
    "C'mon guys, it's not funny anymore!"
    "Hey! Where is everyone?"
    "Did you guys hear that?"
    "It's not safe here!"
    "It's worse than I imagined!"
    "Sarah's been in there for quite a long time."
    "Somebody's cut off the phone!"
    "Whatever it is, it's certainly not from this planet!"
    "Why are you covered in blood?"
    "You don't know what happened 47 years ago here?"

  • @klogechris
    @klogechris 4 роки тому +6405

    “Moving on. A new erectile disfunction drug, that works by chemically lowering womens expectations” that transition was simply perfect

    • @richardgalvan4639
      @richardgalvan4639 4 роки тому +202

      And how the ominous music stopped there too🤣🤣🤣

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 4 роки тому +155

      The fact that she said it perfectly, without cracking a smile (until the end) just made it perfection,

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 Рік тому +20

      ​​@@princesscadance197 Could you imagine how many takes they must go through to get to that point, they must be sick of it or just cried it out! 🤣

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 Рік тому +2

      ​@Richard Galvan it didn't stop there tho

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 Рік тому +6

      Ironically, hormonal birth control does that as a side effect.

  • @BlizzardtheWolf97
    @BlizzardtheWolf97 7 років тому +13852

    This is what living with generalized anxiety disorder feels like

    • @Tadesan
      @Tadesan 6 років тому +132

      Junius Arrakis hugs and and I'll take a deep breath with you.

    • @mickeyvangieson6858
      @mickeyvangieson6858 6 років тому +269

      Or paranoia

    • @jaygee7153
      @jaygee7153 5 років тому +87

      Or being a pussy

    • @DERPYMonkey123
      @DERPYMonkey123 5 років тому +22

      Is this fake?

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 5 років тому +133

      @@DERPYMonkey123 Yes. The Onion is satire.

  • @zamorak888
    @zamorak888 4 роки тому +719

    So this is like a keter-class SCP.

    • @GladG
      @GladG 3 роки тому +101

      Nah, the onion itself is an SCP.

    • @Nomoon777
      @Nomoon777 3 роки тому +59

      @@GladG Both can be correct, Onion as the news oompany of the Foundation is a beatiful idea.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodo436
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodo436 3 роки тому +16

      Nah it’s a Apollyon

    • @freedom9729
      @freedom9729 3 роки тому +16

      Not only Keter but super high-visibility hahaha

    • @TheKingoftheKongs
      @TheKingoftheKongs 3 роки тому +21

      Or the start of an XK. Maybe even a BK class Broken Masquerade scenario.

  • @Onetruefreeman
    @Onetruefreeman Рік тому +114

    This would actually be pretty terrifying,imagine one day your doing your stuff and then you just hear this ominous music outta nowhere.

    • @tuxsoft3474
      @tuxsoft3474 Рік тому

      ...what about the true citizen?

  • @waytoohypernova
    @waytoohypernova 4 роки тому +1815

    "you cant sleep when there are monsters nearby"

    • @samjones9127
      @samjones9127 4 роки тому +38

      The monsters can't sleep when there are humans nearby.

    • @tactful_proposal
      @tactful_proposal 4 роки тому +31

      The clattering of bones, the hissing, and the soft growls…
      There's a Zombie on your Lawn

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox 4 роки тому +1

      gaycha

    • @oceti1317
      @oceti1317 4 роки тому +7

      "You may not sleep now, there are monsters nearby"

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 4 роки тому +2

      This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

  • @mcatu3
    @mcatu3 4 роки тому +4271

    “All people in bathrooms are urged not to close the medicine cabinet or open the shower curtain.”

    • @ivpt
      @ivpt 4 роки тому +134

      Or look behind them through the mirror

    • @doc9876
      @doc9876 4 роки тому +59

      i p
      that’s what closing the medicine cabinet is referencing

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 роки тому +28

      i p it is also advised to not open the fridge while in an empty house

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 4 роки тому +17

      @@doc9876 When you close it, you'll probably see a murderer standing behind you in the mirror.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 роки тому +1

      We all heard it

  • @badbabybear1
    @badbabybear1 3 роки тому +304

    I've become convinced the Onion are secretly time travelers trying to warn us, and disguising their warnings as satire.

  • @whoaaa
    @whoaaa 3 роки тому +46

    As an American I can confirm that this happened in 2009. Scariest time of my life. Sometimes I lay in bed thinking about it, wondering what caused it stop.

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 5 років тому +4351

    "Sleeping Astronomers Urged to Wake Up and Look at Their Screens".

  • @Blade.5786
    @Blade.5786 4 роки тому +5496

    _1:49_ *"Officials hope to find music's source by interrogating old fisherman who speaks in riddles"*

    • @missundies
      @missundies 3 роки тому +36

      😂

    • @richardmoore609
      @richardmoore609 3 роки тому +165

      "Breakthrough medicine allows you to shit on command"

    • @Bazzable
      @Bazzable 3 роки тому +37

      Numbers in italics is curse *1:49*

    • @feathern6106
      @feathern6106 3 роки тому +54

      “Government to no longer have town hall meetings when sane people are at work”

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 3 роки тому +4

      is that referencing something specific?

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 3 роки тому +46

    Oh sorry everyone! I think that was me.
    Must've been unconsciously humming again.
    Got one of those voices that carries, you know.

  • @AMinnie
    @AMinnie 9 місяців тому +8

    Had to come back after the hullabaloo about the nationwide alarm today 😭 I’m assuming this is what they thought would happen

  • @ChickenOfMajesty
    @ChickenOfMajesty 4 роки тому +17870

    The UA-cam algorithm has got quite a sense of humor these days.

  • @FunkyPhil265
    @FunkyPhil265 5 років тому +1827

    When you’re underground in Minecraft and the sound effects start

    • @heatherriley2170
      @heatherriley2170 5 років тому +5

      >when you're 12
      >minecraft

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 4 роки тому +19

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated when you're not up to date with anything

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 4 роки тому +19

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated minecraft memes had a resurgence, as the game did in popularity. I'm not playing it either, but I could take the joke that these guys were making

    • @FunkyPhil265
      @FunkyPhil265 4 роки тому +13

      Dang, I come back to this comment after 4 months and find people really upset that someone made a Minecraft reference...
      Hey
      CREEPER, aww maaan

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 4 роки тому +8

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated minecraft doesn't have a target audience

  • @oldbatwit5102
    @oldbatwit5102 11 місяців тому +5

    Soldiers are being warned not to show their buddies photos of a plain girl and saying "She's the one for me".

  • @randomninja7632
    @randomninja7632 Рік тому +7

    They literally figured out the “why do I hear boss music meme” like, 10 years early

  • @dantespimp
    @dantespimp 9 років тому +5136

    "Experts say music may be reaching Crescendo." LMAO
    Gawd, I needed this laugh. XD

    • @VerminSupreme10970
      @VerminSupreme10970 4 роки тому +1

      Why?

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 роки тому +61

      University Daniel a crescendo is like the climax or high point of the song so whatever the music is building up to will be here soon.

    • @thenaughtychristmaself5261
      @thenaughtychristmaself5261 4 роки тому +22

      Sir Prize isn’t the crescendo _the_ buildup? Wouldn’t the music progressively get louder _during_ the crescendo?

    • @bandgeek2499
      @bandgeek2499 4 роки тому +2

      @@thenaughtychristmaself5261 yes

    • @drrickmarshall1191
      @drrickmarshall1191 9 місяців тому

      ​@@thenaughtychristmaself5261It is both.

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 4 роки тому +2810

    FEMA should've tried "let's split up".

    • @tristenbrandt6608
      @tristenbrandt6608 4 роки тому +70

      and look for clues.
      or maybe "Will you do it for a scooby snack?"

    • @LividE101
      @LividE101 4 роки тому +31

      No, silly, that's probably what started it

    • @Chris-jw8vm
      @Chris-jw8vm 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah we'll cover more ground that way.

    • @Ralesigh
      @Ralesigh 4 роки тому +17

      My parents after i was born

    • @abysssss
      @abysssss 4 роки тому +3

      you're crisp and delicious by the way....

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 3 роки тому +18

    This was posted a few days before my little brother’s birthday. They were right.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 роки тому

      So... The burglar hasn't taken your brother yet?

  • @blackfire3744
    @blackfire3744 Рік тому +10

    The problem with the strategic phrases, in why they weren't working, is that they were all meant to set up the sting.
    He should have said phrases like: "It's finally over" "it's going to hold" "at last, we're safe" and "yes, it does make you look fat"

  • @insfire99yearsago2
    @insfire99yearsago2 4 роки тому +9534

    “Something bad is about to happen”
    Yeah just give it 10 years

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 4 роки тому +206

      Everyone in 2021: And we thought 2020 was bad!

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +124

      @@WanderTheNomad -- Someone, I wish I could remember who, recently wrote in a comments section: "You think 2020 is bad, wait for 2021 -- murder hornets riding murder rabbits spreading COVID-21 and everything's on fire."

    • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
      @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 4 роки тому +34

      Valerie J. Norse Don’t give it ideas!

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 4 роки тому +3

      @ClandestineOstrich Lol.....

    • @OrionTails
      @OrionTails 3 роки тому +2

      This comment won't age well.

  • @dragonoffire5705
    @dragonoffire5705 4 роки тому +934

    It took me 45 seconds to realize that this isn’t a real news story

    • @firstoffproductions1462
      @firstoffproductions1462 4 роки тому +91

      At least you recognized your mistake before it got out of hand.

    • @_NeoImperia_
      @_NeoImperia_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@firstoffproductions1462 What.did.you.do.

    • @firstoffproductions1462
      @firstoffproductions1462 4 роки тому +18

      @@_NeoImperia_ saw it was the onion before i played the video and knew it was satire and fake. Then watched the whole thing, afterwards I made that comment.

    • @goodwarpal3220
      @goodwarpal3220 4 роки тому +10

      You r/atetheonion for 45 seconds

    • @siraxolot4262
      @siraxolot4262 4 роки тому +18

      You think that's bad?! I fell for it for a whole minute! Also, for some reason before I pressed on this video, I thought it was going to be a rickroll since it's an old video with low quality.

  • @drewfallon4839
    @drewfallon4839 2 роки тому +7

    What a day to get this recommended

  • @trolley7657
    @trolley7657 Рік тому +5

    The original "Why do I hear boss music"

  • @wogdog985
    @wogdog985 4 роки тому +2143

    why did i get randomly recommended this more than a decade later wtf youtube algorithm?? although i’m not necessarily complaining...

    • @geko2867
      @geko2867 4 роки тому +8

      Same >->

    • @Desolationist
      @Desolationist 4 роки тому +50

      It's a sign. There's gonna be another one lol.

    • @musical_trashie0952
      @musical_trashie0952 4 роки тому +5

      oreokoiboy samee lol

    • @woutvleugels1424
      @woutvleugels1424 4 роки тому +8

      Is this a joke or did this really happen?

    • @wogdog985
      @wogdog985 4 роки тому +9

      Wout Vleugels nah it’s a joke, the onion is just a parody thing

  • @JohnNovakovich
    @JohnNovakovich 4 роки тому +4833

    This is the sound that accompanies Coronavirus

    • @julesiebear
      @julesiebear 4 роки тому +10

      John Novakovich *coughs* duhduhduhduhduhduhDAAA

    • @KohenBlassingame
      @KohenBlassingame 4 роки тому +22

      Seriously though why is this in my recommendations

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 4 роки тому +1

      John Novakovich Ugh your humor isn't sharp enough :/

    • @FuZzOtagE
      @FuZzOtagE 4 роки тому +3

      Only to those who have succumbed to the hysteria of mass media.

    • @champ8605
      @champ8605 4 роки тому +5

      @@FuZzOtagE there's no need to be scared but don't be fucking stupid either and ignore what's going on.

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 8 місяців тому +9

    Obama must have blown the sliver horn.

  • @supercomputer0448
    @supercomputer0448 4 роки тому +168

    The United states: why do I hear boss music?
    2020: idk

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 4 роки тому +12509

    2020: *begins*
    Everyone: Why is ominous music playing?

  • @glowingfish
    @glowingfish 5 років тому +4202

    Any updates on the drug that lowers women's expectations? Asking for a friend.

    • @dr.chimichanga5424
      @dr.chimichanga5424 4 роки тому +124

      @Jojoforpres it's been 4 months he's resorted to other methods...I'm sorry...you're too late

    • @committedcoder3352
      @committedcoder3352 4 роки тому +25

      F

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 роки тому +8

      It’s the same one for men, oh that’s right nonexistent because people need to learn how to settle for less then perfect.

    • @dr.chimichanga5424
      @dr.chimichanga5424 4 роки тому +48

      @@Andyatl2002 ight chill

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 роки тому +5

      Dr. Chimichanga, I am totally chilling my dude it’s just reality, also a reference to this comedy act I like called Lower your Expectations...

  • @Jacktrack7
    @Jacktrack7 2 роки тому +5

    The Onion predicted the "why I'm I hearing boss music?" meme.

  • @thomasjenkins5727
    @thomasjenkins5727 3 роки тому +91

    "Moving on a new erectile disfunction drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectations..."
    That killed me. I was mildly amused by the music thing... And then I died of laughter.

  • @killermoth9311
    @killermoth9311 4 роки тому +3112

    Man this aged like a fine wine

  • @luvmj32
    @luvmj32 4 роки тому +3535

    Ahhh the Onion. When fake news was actually funny, and wasn't used to win an election or destroy a country and its democracy.

    • @socomply5963
      @socomply5963 4 роки тому +65

      its satire you tard, not fake news

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 4 роки тому +146

      @@socomply5963 They are satirizing fake news and dumb politics and culture

    • @socomply5963
      @socomply5963 4 роки тому +40

      @@MistahFox but they're clearly not? are you okay? did you hit your head? they're making a joke out of common horror film tropes and the then uncertainty of the current socio-political landscape?

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 4 роки тому +89

      @@socomply5963 The op was referencing the Onion generally in regards to fake news used to just being confined to joke websites like the Onion and not a genuine political force. I know this is satirizing the horror genre, hence why they are afraid attractive teenage hikers will be slashed to bits and all that but I meant that the Onion in general is a satire of fake news dumb politics and culture, and horror tropes are part of pop culture.

    • @FXL-mx8iz
      @FXL-mx8iz 4 роки тому +37

      @@socomply5963 chill yourself

  • @anynonymous1585
    @anynonymous1585 Рік тому +4

    Now imagine we start hearing The Only Thing They Fear Is You

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 3 роки тому +19

    "Erectile dysfunction drug that works by lowering a woman's expectations..."
    Me, 🤨?" But that's just alcohol."

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 років тому +2558

    FEMA says, "Watch how a real man does it."

    • @grantrichardet6250
      @grantrichardet6250 6 років тому +5

      okrajoe hahaha

    • @twinscroll4085
      @twinscroll4085 5 років тому +112

      I love how he anxiously pauses after each line hahaha

    • @DERPYMonkey123
      @DERPYMonkey123 5 років тому +3

      Is this fake?

    • @westrim
      @westrim 5 років тому +4

      YOU WATCHED IT TOO!?

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому +2

      @@westrim I was wondering.. which TV series / movie is it from ?

  • @ddm1912
    @ddm1912 4 роки тому +3529

    2009: Why is this ominous music playing? What does this mean?
    2020: Oh now we know.

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 4 роки тому +26

      They tried to warn us.

    • @dafphtthedislikeupdater7836
      @dafphtthedislikeupdater7836 3 роки тому +12

      @@Afterdie becuz 2020 = bad

    • @veyron2848
      @veyron2848 3 роки тому +2

      No

    • @sophiesiephiephiephso3744
      @sophiesiephiephiephso3744 3 роки тому +12

      I like to think the music was playing for 11 years.

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 3 роки тому +14

      @@sophiesiephiephiephso3744 Yes, we merely learned to tune it out. Kind of like how when you’re living in the city, the sounds of traffic eventually blend together into white noise and you don’t actually notice them.

  • @teneoxia4741
    @teneoxia4741 3 роки тому +11

    We need a Rickroll version of this

  • @Curathol
    @Curathol 3 роки тому +17

    UA-cam just casually informing everybody that the Onion actually originated the "Why do I hear boss music?"-meme ...

  • @flare9222
    @flare9222 4 роки тому +1579

    When the ice caps melt: “Why do I hear boss music”

    • @CryingARiver
      @CryingARiver 4 роки тому +14

      Why did I just see a Sea of Thieves video right before this comment with the exact same name

    • @FamilyGuyMaster
      @FamilyGuyMaster 4 роки тому

      The Exo Gamer wtf me too

    • @GothicGamer2012
      @GothicGamer2012 4 роки тому

      @@CryingARiver Why do I hear boss music? Is a meme but yeah I just came from the sea of thieves video too.

  • @wyrm2591
    @wyrm2591 5 років тому +1971

    you cant save when enemies are present or in combat

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +165

      You cannot sleep now. There are monsters nearby.

    • @unfetteredparacosmian
      @unfetteredparacosmian 4 роки тому +73

      You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

    • @kohaiame2691
      @kohaiame2691 4 роки тому +19

      @@CaveyMoth What if when you can't sleep at night it's because there's actually something nearby?

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +13

      @@kohaiame2691 Does this mean that there are monsters all over my house, but none at my workplace?

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae 4 роки тому +8

      @@kohaiame2691
      People with Insomnia must constantly be in danger than.

  • @jerryhu4763
    @jerryhu4763 8 місяців тому +4

    This is a certified SCP moment

  • @ahillmann
    @ahillmann Рік тому +7

    13 years later, and the sound is still going on. But now it has just become this background music to our lives, something we have gotten used to.

  • @adaharrisonn
    @adaharrisonn 4 роки тому +678

    A concerning amount of health potions and ammo has also been found around the world.

  • @MrWin-pj4sg
    @MrWin-pj4sg 4 роки тому +1316

    I've been hearing this music ever since I ate that bat...

    • @Sno6403
      @Sno6403 4 роки тому +30

      IM COOFING

    • @ultravince_xxi
      @ultravince_xxi 4 роки тому +10

      Lmfao

    • @bluexbeanlyn
      @bluexbeanlyn 4 роки тому +30

      “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @Skyzenmusic
      @Skyzenmusic 4 роки тому +6

      @@bluexbeanlyn 3 days ago I heard wierd sirens at night and it wasn't police sirens or ambulance sirens it was rlly wierd and spooky

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 4 роки тому +10

      Redonkulous If you live in a tornado-prone area, it must be a tornado siren
      ...
      Or Siren Head

  • @midas_lost1677
    @midas_lost1677 3 роки тому +12

    We actually have to acknowledge how good youtube recommendations are

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Рік тому +2

    You know shit's _really_ about to hit the fan when the autosave icon appears.

  • @Lightacre.
    @Lightacre. 4 роки тому +857

    This feels appropriate right now.

    • @lotsofoptimism
      @lotsofoptimism 4 роки тому +7

      +Rory Spoons
      i sure hope this is sarcasm 😭

    • @dylan_not_dillon
      @dylan_not_dillon 4 роки тому +10

      Rory Spoons
      Might not be the worst, but definitely really bad.

    • @diegocernas6936
      @diegocernas6936 4 роки тому

      Rory Spoons YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT.

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 6 років тому +1737

    "new iphone app automatically emails your whole office, 'does anyone have an iphone charger??' every day"
    😂

  • @LeftyPencil
    @LeftyPencil 3 роки тому +29

    "Why is there a giant health bar in the sky"
    January 1st, 2021

  • @b-six-twelve
    @b-six-twelve Рік тому +3

    “With the hubris of youth”

  • @nightlife9476
    @nightlife9476 4 роки тому +404

    So anyone else got this in their recommendation 10 years later 👀

    • @Skyzenmusic
      @Skyzenmusic 4 роки тому +5

      Nope I searched this up to see why I heard wierd and spooky sirens 3 days ago late at night

    • @andreibaguio7182
      @andreibaguio7182 4 роки тому

      it got recommended tome

    • @bobman929
      @bobman929 4 роки тому +1

      I'm just finding out about the onion...... And it's awesome

    • @Skyzenmusic
      @Skyzenmusic 4 роки тому

      @@bobman929 what onion

    • @marisoltrujillo8696
      @marisoltrujillo8696 4 роки тому

      Yepppp.

  • @MartianSantas
    @MartianSantas 4 роки тому +438

    I get it, algorithm, we're a bit stressed right now

  • @rustyshackleford1697
    @rustyshackleford1697 3 роки тому +4

    I was listening to this at work and someone eerily knocked on my door towards the end of the video. The timing was absolutely incredible and comical.

  • @nomore2863
    @nomore2863 7 місяців тому +2

    I love how the hiker was still called 'lost' despite being surrounded by press 😂😂😂

  • @white_finch
    @white_finch 4 роки тому +581

    Speaking as of april 1st, 2020, the most unrealistically thing about this video is the amount of people in the park

    • @Skyzenmusic
      @Skyzenmusic 4 роки тому +2

      *B R U H*

    • @liamhunter1129
      @liamhunter1129 4 роки тому +1

      N o t a n y m- aww someone already beat me to it..,

    • @liamhunter1129
      @liamhunter1129 4 роки тому

      Mike Wazozki don’t flex on me, you are truly superior

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 5 років тому +541

    Look, up in the sky! It's a very vague object floating towards a vague location

    • @nathanwaltrip7220
      @nathanwaltrip7220 4 роки тому +51

      Time to get my lowest quality camera to film it!

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Рік тому +4

    this might be my favorite Onion sketch of all time

  • @dragonjo7550
    @dragonjo7550 Рік тому +4

    gotta say, IBM introducing a computer capable of hating its job sounds a bit like that amazon a.i. that started deleting itself after being subjected to diversity training

  • @ivannelson2392
    @ivannelson2392 4 роки тому +1243

    Why did I get recommended this now? Is the world really ending LMAO

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 4 роки тому +34

      One world is ending, but another is beginning. Fancy a kingdom of righteousness?

    • @sophia-ti5od
      @sophia-ti5od 4 роки тому +2

      yup

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +17

      If God exists, he has a sense of humour and this video being recomended is *fucking foreshadowing*

    • @bradford6333
      @bradford6333 4 роки тому +4

      What do YOU think, Ivan? Take a wild guess.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +1

      @@dootdoot3642 The absence of nutting will protect those who are faithful...

  • @zoecallisto
    @zoecallisto 14 років тому +543

    Sorry about the music guys. I was just working late in the lab by myself when I stumbled upon Omnicorp's secret files. I didn't expect anyone else to hear the music. Still you wont believe what kind of earth shattering conspiracies I uncovered. I'll reveal the truth to the world tomorrow, right now it's getting dark being at the house by myself and my phone has been ringing off hook. Got to go see who it is.

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 3 роки тому +3

    This is so much genius than I was expecting it to be.

  • @NonTwinBrothers
    @NonTwinBrothers Рік тому +4

    It's a shame the onion used to be satire. This shit's too real now.
    Just 10 years ago you could walk to the store and back without hearing a single second of sky music
    Guess those days are over... 😞

  • @CleoPhoenixRT
    @CleoPhoenixRT 4 роки тому +911

    FEMA forgot to try "If you die in the game, you die foreal!"

    • @ryantottori
      @ryantottori 3 роки тому +16

      WHAATT!!!!

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 3 роки тому +28

      They also forgot "can you get that to me on friday".

    • @user-rb3yx1bf6g
      @user-rb3yx1bf6g 3 роки тому +12

      ​@@ryantottori Sometimes things are born. They live, and then they stop. Forever.

    • @ryantottori
      @ryantottori 3 роки тому +5

      @@user-rb3yx1bf6g WHAAAT

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 3 роки тому +14

      ‘pfft yeah it’s probably nothing’

  • @SparkofInsanitySparkyP
    @SparkofInsanitySparkyP 4 роки тому +240

    This is the very embodiment of "why do I hear boss music?"

  • @chaoticgood7128
    @chaoticgood7128 3 роки тому +5

    "...screaming and laughing with the hubris of youth."
    Funniest line in this clip.

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 3 роки тому +3

    "Why can I hear boss music?"

  • @Jerberjer
    @Jerberjer 15 років тому +418

    true story; this actually happened in my town once. in the evening I was returning leaving the video, and all around I heard this weird omniouss humming, kinda like the music from majora's mask when the world was gonna end. down the road, we found half the town surrounding the church; it ended up that the hum was from the churchbell's computer freezing up and rapidly hitting the same note, making the ominous humming sound all through town. it's funny now, but that sound was HAUNTING!

    • @nekomimicatears
      @nekomimicatears Рік тому +47

      Nearly 14 years late but god that sounds horrifying

    • @rachelj16
      @rachelj16 Рік тому +5

      @@nekomimicatears yes

    • @tyncmorgan6209
      @tyncmorgan6209 Рік тому +18

      And from the freaking church too! 😳😬😱😂

    • @norwegianboyee
      @norwegianboyee Рік тому +29

      I was walking around a road in Norway all alone during the winter time and it seemed suspiciously empty, and then suddenly i heard this ominous chiming noise like it was the apocalypse ringing in and i was terrified.
      Then it turned out it was an emergency siren scheduled test from the home guard of Norway during that exact hour...

    • @Jay2480
      @Jay2480 Рік тому +4

      That sounds terrifying!

  • @jonahparsons7195
    @jonahparsons7195 7 років тому +698

    officials hope to find musics source by interrogating old fisherman who speaks in riddles

    • @urinalbushrat
      @urinalbushrat 7 років тому +38

      An dust encrusted archaeologist working in a tomb looks up and says "oh my god" and just realises Mustaffah, his assistant has taken off outside screaming.

  • @DJ_Betoz
    @DJ_Betoz 3 роки тому +5

    In recent years there were reports of loud horns sounds in random cities throughout the world

  • @juhahu1607
    @juhahu1607 3 роки тому +7

    Actually got an interesting concept/story sounds like an SCP article

  • @xirensixseo
    @xirensixseo 5 років тому +763

    if suspenseful music just randomly started playing, theres a boss battle about to happen

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 4 роки тому +21

      Especially if you are in a large room with lots of waist hight solid objects.

    • @brizzled5193
      @brizzled5193 4 роки тому +7

      Xíren Seo don’t worry theirs gonna be one Dark Souls Pro coming to your location

    • @okaytherebuddy6804
      @okaytherebuddy6804 4 роки тому +6

      Especially when the blonde hair boi starts to stand up with piano playing in the backround

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 4 роки тому +1

      @@brizzled5193 I'll rally the monster hunter players.

    • @xalphazero255
      @xalphazero255 4 роки тому

      Coronavirus: let me introduce myself

  • @tomwaddy9035
    @tomwaddy9035 4 роки тому +344

    This was accidentally posted several years too early and was meant for 2020 as a legitimate news story

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 4 роки тому +11

      And now siren head is a thing in the internet
      They predicted it

    • @lindabork6542
      @lindabork6542 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly, this video has yet to be made, and it will be in a few months. It was caught in a temporal anomaly and uploaded around 10 years earlier.
      This is what is going to happen in December. This is the series finale of earth.

  • @randomtouhoufan5797
    @randomtouhoufan5797 Рік тому +7

    "Breakthrough medicine allows you to shit on command" How many lives will this save? Don't lie, answer honestly.

  • @Speed_Of_Light186
    @Speed_Of_Light186 Рік тому +3

    That last line always hits like a truck.

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 4 роки тому +129

    _They didn't expect the movie to be Independence Day.._

  • @ianpey2862
    @ianpey2862 4 роки тому +3120

    Everyone in 2020: *Why didn’t we know about this sooner?*

  • @lugiamaster55555
    @lugiamaster55555 3 роки тому +18

    2:36 this is exactly why I watch these. The last joke made me laugh harder than the entire bit after the suspense, well done

  • @DrMerle-gw4wj
    @DrMerle-gw4wj 2 роки тому +1

    I've heard that music every time I have gone to the HEB supermarket in La Porte. It is the sound of a woman screaming in pain with an accompaniment of multiple industrial strength electric guitars. It's horrible.