How fast can you touch grass in every Paper Mario game?
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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With the release of The Thousand Year Door remake on the Switch, I figured what better time than now to touch some grass in every Paper Mario game.
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ssarg
ass grass or gas
Grass🗿🌱
Good job
grass
Touching water might be even more dangerous as paper.
Grass is still pretty dangerous though
Oh no, he'd get all soggy and fall apart!
It's a good thing that the in-game water is made of paper
@@MiningMiner27:I
J0rts - "it may be a little sad looking but hey, grass is grass"
J0rts in the first touching grass video - "I will not count this wet soggy grey thing as grass"
Lmao
I guess I've become more open minded
@@j0rts I suppose yeah lol
@@j0rtsTouching grass for a while will do that to you
tbf this grass was actually green lmao
Bro would be so cool in the past touching something in video games videos if didn’t make up excuses to make him look cool and look like pro at every game
Ok now touch grass in every mario and Luigi game
Oh hell yeah those games are great
But we need wait a lot longer because Mario and Luigi brothership release first for make the video not being recycling moment
Mabel: "Yay! Grass!"
Gravity Falls mentioned in 2024🔥🔥
*rolls down a hill*
2:15 MSN butterfly I love this reference
Sticker Star: "It's just nice to win one..."
XD
"Most underrated Paper Mario game" TRUUUUE I LOVED SUPER PAPER MARIO ❤
Finally I find someone that agrees with me
Wow, I think this the first Paper Mario video I’ve watched that doesn’t make a point of mentioning how bad Sticker Star is! Just kind of surprising.
His experience with the game didn't last long enough for that
It sure is, tho!
@@StarkMaximumAs if nobody knew that after 12 years of bashing a game. Seriously, everyone and their families know how hated the game is, no need to point that out anymore.
I just binge watched your TOUCHING IS GOOD videos, so hearing "it's been a while since I touched grass" was a whiplash
In fact you can't really touch grass: Although for Mario it is grass, It's green paper.
Is Mario made of grass, or is grass made of Mario? Mario screams for he does not know.
"Yahoooooo"
Sticker Star being the fastest made sense. It was the Paper Mario that made me want to touch grass the fastest irl.
alway ask grass for consent, before touching it.
😂
Thank you Henry Crabgrass
💀💀💀
Super Paper Mario is definitely my favorite, so many iconic moments in that game.
Glad you went out and touched grass again ^_^
thank you, it was very difficult
Paper Mario could have been an echo fighter for Mr game and watch
4:04 is this grass felt?
...it is now
I love me some of that green paper. It's the best quality
While probs harder (maybe idk), it'd be cool to see something like this for the harvest moon games. Like how fast can you hold a chicken, pet a cow, etc
If you counted the opening cutscene with Peach in TTYD, I can see why it would take 11 minutes. That cutscene used to be the title idle activity in the original, and doesn't play after you start a new file, so the time might be faster in that version.
Woah… what about paper jam? Or is that a Mario and Luigi game?
It's technically a crossover, but it has the Mario and Luigi title, so many refer to it as such.
Have you wanted to touch grass?
Have you been locked up in your home since the pandemic even though its been over for a year?
Well now you can, in paper form!
Turn into your buddy Mario and get turned into flat stanley!
Go outside, and you have legally touched grass!
Only 12.99
*Side effects include cancer, death, and being made fun of on the internet for not being able to go outside in real life*
I can't believe you left out the best Paper Mario game.
Where's Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam?
It's different game
@@ydrusmaulanamalik It may technically be a part of the M&L series, but it still identifies as a Paper Mario game.
@@DrRank i know
You forgot Paper Jam....
I personally do classify that as a Paper Mario even though it says Mario and Luigi, only because Paper Mario is a playable party member and you fight paper enemies
Never did I think somebody would find anything sticker star was best at. Whatever it was best at first came out basically got eclipsed by Color Splash’s mere existence. And the origami king later on.
We need a 2nd part with the Mario and Luigi series (+ Mario RPG and the Mario+Rabbids)
Super Paper Mario is the greatest game in the franchise.
Paper Mario 64 is the greatest game in the franchise.
Yes
@@pho3144 nope. It isn't even better than TTYD
Paper Mario Color Splash is the greatest game in the franchise.
@@ConnorGames1 good one lol
The only time Sticker Star will be number 1.
Except for the music, but that's subjective.
@@rafaelpereiragomes1735 Definitely subjective, haha. Sticker Star is #5 in music for me, only ahead of PM64.
It's number 1 to me in quality
Luigi: Isn’t this great, bro?-
Mario: G R A S S
4:14
Touch Air in Every Metroid.
Can't wait for the grass% in speedruns
Guess we'll never find out which version of TTYD is faster to touch grass in...
I liked it a lot. Next time, could you look how much time it takes to touch paper in every paper mario game?
Being reminded that paper mario thousand year door came out through J0rts videos is wild
It’s so refreshing to see someone play sticker star without feeling the need to insult it
Touch Mario in every Mario game!
No
It's too easy
Lets gooooooo color splash got the most gameplay
We finally found a metric that makes Sticker Star the best Paper Mario game
What about being on the 3ds?
So when you got to the last one I literally said to myself "oh that one came out 2 years" and when you correctly said it was four, well I died a little inside.
ah yes my favorite.... FLAT GRASS
Paper Jam fans are in shambles rn
Just like the game
Paper Jam is more Mario and Luigi... not Paper Mario
@@teddyroo12 Paper Jam is still a good game. I'd put it higher than the fan favorite Mario and Luigi games (SS and BIS) and I'd say I prefer Paper Jam over all 6 Paper Mario Games.
@@goldenyoshistar1 It's like 1/3 or 1/2 Paper Mario depending on how you look at it, which isn't a lot but it's still something
Fr. It's a better Paper Mario game than Sticker Star
“Emo origami fairy” made me laugh.
"I love grass"
-Snoop Dogg
1:35 Mr. Mustachio???????? It's a collar...
petition to put paper mario in smash and make his final smash the thousand fold arms:
Look at that. Sticker Star is in first place for something....
It's the fastest Paper Mario Game to touch Grass in.
super paper mario will always honestly be one of my favorites games of the whole franchise. so good.
I had no idea there were so many paper Mario games, I thought there was only two maybe three.
That's the only win Sticker Star will ever get
But.... no grass was touched in this video.
I only saw you touch a bunch of green paper and that one piece of green felt.
Grandfather Mario… Papa Bowwow and Mommy PEACAH - Bowser Jr 200*1*
Hell yeah super paper mario approval
You know you should judge and it will be a good video touch, sand
Crump has a mustache? I thought it was a collar!
My son asks that you touch everything of something else in every Paper Mario game.
The remake version adds the book story which is not after the file selection in the original game, you would have saved a few minutes on the gamecube version.
How fast can you touch FIRE in every Paper Mario game?
It should be fatal. Fire and paper are natural enemies. And trying to put out the fire should only make it worse, since all the water is made of paper.
Video Idea: how fast can you get the best sword in every zelda game
Touch a penguin in every new super Mario brothers game
Paper Mario 64: Good game
Thousand Year Door: Overrated
Super Paper Mario: Underrated
Sticker Star: Not a good game
Color Splash: Over hated
Origami King: alright game
Don't think it's right to call SPM the most underrated one - most people think its alright but nut as good as the other 2, so unless you're gonna argue its better, then it's rated pretty appropriately.
I'd say Color Splash is most underrated - obviously not a great game but most people skip it entirely. It's nowhere near as bad as Sticker Star despite being lumped in with it.
I agree. Color Splash got (and still kinda gets) WAY more flack than SPM.
Seriously, seeing every single SPM fan claim it's underrated drives me crazy. There's like, three and a half million of them. SPM gets as much love as it needs.
I should do that
Honestly spm isnt even underrated anymore its overunderrated (called underrated so much that its not even underrated)
You should see how fast you can touch water in every paper mario game
guys we finally found a tier list in which sticker star is first
I never do this
Castle: exists
Nintendo: is anyone else gonna make that thing fly
Seriously, I just realized how common flying castles are in Nintendo games... off the top of my head I can think of it happening in several Mario games, Ocarina of Time and Tears of the Kingdom for Zelda, and Kirby's Adventure/its remake in Super Star, Spring Breeze.
You should see how fast you can get a castle airborn in every nintendo game* next.
*with a flying castle in it
A like for the respect shown for super paper mario
Next touch grass in every Final Fantasy game.
I like this video as I am personally a big fan of grass
Arlo, you HAVE to play Chrono Trigger. You will LOVE IT!
you should do this with the paper mario sreies with water, fire all that good stuff
WE TOUCHING GRASS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Touch grass in every pokemon game (grass type Pokemon count)
Nobody touches things like j0rts
Challenge: Touch grass in every *Metroid game*
Try to touch dirt in every mainline Mario game try to touch lava and every mainline Mario game
Grass is green like the leafs on trees🎉 🌴
I love paper mario but sadly the franchise has devolved ever since super paper mario. Thousand year door was definitely the best. My main criticism for the franchise is the loss of character and personality of the axillary characters after around super paper mario. Like having virtually all villagers look like an identical toad? leaves no room for the full and complex narrative the games used to have. But this is just my opinion, many people may feel differently. I began playing the games in 2003 starting with paper mario N64 that we had because of my brothers. I used to play on this super small box tv back in the day, it was very nostalgic. I dont think youd be able to find tvs like that nowadays. We still have it in our garage too, we’re reluctant to get rid of it due to the memories.
I think Mario does that the moment he steps out of the house.
I saw this *WHILE* playing The Thousand Year Door remake.
I saw this on the day I got PMTOK on the Nintendo switch
Odd question: Can you touch grass in the Metroid series?
New j0rts? New j0rts!!
Easy challenge for you! Touch floor tiling in every paper mario game!
touch fire in every Zelda game
Touch grass in every mario & luigi games
Dk games
Every sonic games
2:07 lol
RIP Paper Jam
Go touch poison already!
No touch every toad!
Now take out the Gr and make it your next challenge
Hi remember me also you one of these challenge videos in Luigi’s mansion pls do this
I got a paper cut watching this
Thankfully Sticker Star took at least 3 min to touch grass. Then again no one should even waste a second of their life on that horrible game.
Now we gotta touch grass
How fast can you talk to an NPC in every Zelda game?
get friends in every mario game
You forgot paper jam
paper is made of grass though
right?
It's made of trees, trees aren't grass
@@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer palm trees: :moai:
How fast can you kill a goomba in every mario game?