How fast can you touch grass/water/fire in Kirby games?

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  • Опубліковано 14 сер 2023
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    Simply touching grass in every Kirby game would be too easy, so that's why I decided to touch grass, water, AND fire in every Kirby game.
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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  8 місяців тому +361

    poyo

  • @KSKY2012
    @KSKY2012 8 місяців тому +384

    I like how the thumbnail has the fire and water abilities, but instead of using leaf for grass, kirby just vomits foliage

  • @MasterLagoz
    @MasterLagoz 8 місяців тому +221

    I feel like the amount of water you touched that was actually tomato soup is disturbing.

    • @alcole-holic8779
      @alcole-holic8779 8 місяців тому +12

      Holy crap I didn’t even think about that lol

    • @zswords
      @zswords 8 місяців тому +21

      yeh going through the video I was like 'man, they really like putting the first maxi mato in the first pond don't they?

  • @melimsah
    @melimsah 8 місяців тому +264

    I hope you never run out of ideas for this series. I don't know why it's so hilarious and satisfying to me but it is

    • @Gcorg
      @Gcorg 8 місяців тому

      E

    • @smoldog1232
      @smoldog1232 2 місяці тому

      E

    • @MalaikaWafula
      @MalaikaWafula 5 днів тому

      He never does because he doesn't think of ideas ideas thinks of him

  • @pokedude900
    @pokedude900 8 місяців тому +35

    About Kirby's Adventure. You CAN touch the water at the first waterfall. There's a secret door under the left-most platform there. Naturally Kirby would need to touch the water to pass through it, lol.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 8 місяців тому +81

    Thanks a bunch! Looking forward to a possible “How fast can you get a life in a Kirby game”.

  • @Leif47
    @Leif47 8 місяців тому +68

    Metroid might have to be added to your list of games to touch stuff in. Not all of them have grass but most of them have water and fire at least. Also metal or wood could be other things you can try touching in games

    • @Skivv5
      @Skivv5 8 місяців тому +5

      YES! We need this, I don't know how I didn't think of this before!

  • @darrenmacqueen9884
    @darrenmacqueen9884 8 місяців тому +14

    I didn't notice until now how often the first body of water contains a maxim tomato.

  • @doctorreed_
    @doctorreed_ 8 місяців тому +87

    kormby is really the most consistent video game series. theres not a single "bad" kirby game and thats why i love him

  • @Athing8
    @Athing8 8 місяців тому +34

    Please touch everything in the star fox series

  • @Londobelle
    @Londobelle 8 місяців тому +6

    In Kirby's Dreamland, you can actually find a hot curry item that lets you breathe fire. The earliest of these is in stage 2, so it shouldn't add that much time.

  • @ChristophKammerl
    @ChristophKammerl 8 місяців тому +7

    Kirby's dreamland has fire in it, the plate of curry roughly 10 minutes into the run let's you breathe fire. I wouldn't count a explosion as fire

  • @Azurious
    @Azurious 8 місяців тому +6

    This is also a speedrun of touching air

    • @Egg121
      @Egg121 8 місяців тому +1

      And breathing

  • @Guimii78
    @Guimii78 8 місяців тому +4

    I love how in the thumbnail fire and water are the abilities but for grass, kirby is just eating it

  • @quinncupp5218
    @quinncupp5218 8 місяців тому +3

    TOUCH DEATH IN EVERY KIRBY GAME

    • @Girls827
      @Girls827 Місяць тому

      That’s too simple

  • @JustJulyo
    @JustJulyo 8 місяців тому +5

    How fast can you touch our hearts?

  • @muhammadibrahim2505
    @muhammadibrahim2505 8 місяців тому +4

    The four elements grass fire water air.j0rts: no not the last one

  • @rexvermis
    @rexvermis 8 місяців тому +4

    HOW could you not include the pinnacle of Kirby and racing games Kirby's Air Ride??? I'm absolutely ASTOUNDED

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 8 місяців тому +10

    "Treat everyone with love and compassion"
    *blows everyone up*

  • @pinkcupcake4717
    @pinkcupcake4717 8 місяців тому +8

    This series is a delight, I love it.

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 8 місяців тому +7

    How fast can you touch Air in every Metroid?
    Touch Friend in every Mario game?
    Touch Authority in every Zelda game?

  • @IdentifiantE.S
    @IdentifiantE.S 8 місяців тому +8

    Its the moment for our favorite chewing-gum ! 👑

  • @PotatoSofi
    @PotatoSofi 4 місяці тому +1

    Kirby Squeak Squad will forever be my favorite game because of how much I played it during trips on my DS...

  • @RedAxolotl_YT
    @RedAxolotl_YT 7 місяців тому +3

    0:47 a yes castle Lolololloolollol

  • @therawkhawk64
    @therawkhawk64 8 місяців тому +8

    Now I need to find a new game to request in every video, lmao. Great work as always, j0rts. Your editing and commentary is always spot-on.

  • @ailingstar8856
    @ailingstar8856 8 місяців тому +2

    I love this series so much.
    Also touch electric.

  • @redblueandgray
    @redblueandgray 5 місяців тому +1

    10:12 Nah, there’s a burning enemy in Amazing Mirror before you leave the clouds

  • @worriedpikachu174
    @worriedpikachu174 8 місяців тому +3

    this series has touched all our hearts

  • @alejandroescartinmartinez6718
    @alejandroescartinmartinez6718 8 місяців тому +1

    There IS fire in KDL. If you eat the curry item Kirby gets fire breath.

  • @looneytoastywolf
    @looneytoastywolf 8 місяців тому +1

    Just found ur channel and instantly love it aha, subbed
    Loved this vid and seeing all the kirby games and even some favs made me so happy ahah
    This made me laugh and was super fun to watch
    Gonna binge watch ur other vids

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 8 місяців тому +2

    I feel like the sonic series would be good for this

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle 8 місяців тому +3

    IM FEELING EL POYO LOCO!!!!!!! about this video

  • @hunterirish2617
    @hunterirish2617 2 місяці тому +1

    3:11 "tear of the ki-"

  • @semaJCh
    @semaJCh 8 місяців тому +5

    Another absolute classic, great job!!! 😍

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy 8 місяців тому +2

    1:50 Given the… tinge of that water, the hamster might’ve been better off touching death 🐹💀

  • @DennisLofgren
    @DennisLofgren 8 місяців тому +1

    I don't think I've ever actually seen gameplay of Kirby's Dream Land 3 before this video. The artstyle was really unique!

  • @ericrautio7451
    @ericrautio7451 8 місяців тому +2

    doesn't the super spicy curry powerup in Kirby's Dreamland make you spit fire? I'd count that as touching it.

  • @ThunderCam777
    @ThunderCam777 8 місяців тому +2

    Ooo a trio! Glad to see that Kirby has joined the j0rts roster!

  • @elliotgandersen
    @elliotgandersen 8 місяців тому +3

    I love this series.

  • @the-inatorinator
    @the-inatorinator 8 місяців тому +2

    I'd like to see a "How fast can you be possessed in every Mario game?"
    Just how quickly you can encounter a ghost - Boo, Peepa, etc.

  • @littlekitten4147
    @littlekitten4147 6 місяців тому +2

    fun fact about the gb kirby game. My older sister got so used to playing kirby on her original gameboy when the screen broke she beat the game without using the screen. you could hear when she died and stuff but she somehow knew what to do.

  • @Egoo02
    @Egoo02 8 місяців тому +3

    I think we all know it’s time to get a life in Kirby as well as get anti-life

  • @bambertthe803
    @bambertthe803 5 місяців тому +1

    3:12 tears of the kingdom

  • @StarshadowMelody
    @StarshadowMelody 8 місяців тому

    "so, Spring Breeze is the best for this." Yeah, um, okay, uh, You gotta do 'em all. They're different games. Revenge of Meta Knight and Milky Way Wishes too.

  • @jacolbyparham0722
    @jacolbyparham0722 8 місяців тому +3

    Try sand in every Mario game!

  • @gec101
    @gec101 8 місяців тому +1

    1:27 jorts: complains grass is yellow
    Kirby’s Dream Land: Am I a joke to you?

  • @juliansiles5410
    @juliansiles5410 8 місяців тому

    Now you touching normal, electric, ice, fighting, poison, ground, flying, psychic, bug, rock, ghost, dragon, dark, steel and fairy!

  • @TheAlienDude
    @TheAlienDude 5 місяців тому +2

    Kirby Superstars will always be my favourite Kirby game.

  • @htatem8897
    @htatem8897 8 місяців тому +9

    touching grass, fire, and water at the same time?!?!?!?!
    he's becoming too powerful

  • @TheViper4Life
    @TheViper4Life 8 місяців тому +1

    Why does "Tomato Scented Water" sound like a Limp Bizkit album?

  • @Joseph_Drew_III
    @Joseph_Drew_III 3 місяці тому

    4:41 That looks like rain. Mission accomplished.

  • @kermitsudoku6446
    @kermitsudoku6446 7 місяців тому +1

    i wonder how fast you can catch every type of pokemon in one game. dual types count as both

  • @Spacepelican
    @Spacepelican 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh god this isn’t failboat yet whispy abuse still exists

  • @ClueFinder654
    @ClueFinder654 8 місяців тому +1

    Ah... But here's the true challenge of Kirby... AVOID. ALL. GRASS.

  • @garettturbettmusic
    @garettturbettmusic 8 місяців тому +1

    You should see how long you can touch grass in every Pokémon game. Fitting since it’s such a big part of the game

  • @epikitee2186
    @epikitee2186 17 днів тому

    1:11 i think going through the secret door would count as touching water, since it would involve passing through the waterfall.

  • @cyndaquil1433
    @cyndaquil1433 8 місяців тому

    Damn man has completed “The Shut In going outside” speed run

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson 8 місяців тому +1

    Thank goodness for the fire breather

  • @Axecon1
    @Axecon1 8 місяців тому

    You did it! Thanks!

  • @JellyNoodle_gt
    @JellyNoodle_gt 8 місяців тому

    0:47 was so funny that i DIED

  • @amandagulley6200
    @amandagulley6200 7 місяців тому

    "and now there's only one thing left to do... *BECOME A STAIRCASE"* j0rts 2023-

  • @NekuSebas
    @NekuSebas 8 місяців тому

    Crystal Shards is my favorite Kirby game, glad too see he was the fastest too.

  • @Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear
    @Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear 8 місяців тому

    Thanks for the video :)

  • @parodysam
    @parodysam 8 місяців тому +2

    I hope rainbow curse gets ported to switch

  • @LootGoblinPenny
    @LootGoblinPenny 8 місяців тому

    The format - it evolves.

  • @Nintendo_song-maker
    @Nintendo_song-maker 8 місяців тому

    hothead really was the goat of this video

  • @therandombacondrip
    @therandombacondrip 8 місяців тому

    1:06 I said goodbye to my hearing

  • @levischuurmans9400
    @levischuurmans9400 8 місяців тому +1

    You could've done air too, touching air is literally just inhaling with Kirby. 😂

  • @articisapixel126
    @articisapixel126 8 місяців тому

    Kirbymon gotta touch em all

  • @diabeticman2194
    @diabeticman2194 8 місяців тому +5

    I would never have guessed Planet Robobot was the slowest traditional Kirby game to touch grass, fire and water, then again it is mechanical rather than natural....

    • @metaltornado3457
      @metaltornado3457 7 місяців тому +1

      President Haltmann: "What, no water in the opening stages? Would you like, to purchase our "Touch Water" Bottled Haltmann Water (tm)..? That will be twenty bucks!"

  • @sundermannhvac
    @sundermannhvac 8 місяців тому

    Now touch death in every Kirby game

  • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
    @WhiteKnuckleRide512 17 днів тому

    Objection! A good amount of that “grass” was actually moss.

  • @PendragonDaGreat
    @PendragonDaGreat 2 дні тому

    No Air Ride?
    City mode has all 3 ready to go.

  • @edgardogonzalez1191
    @edgardogonzalez1191 8 місяців тому

    Forgot something? The racing game of the pink puffball perhaps?

  • @playthegame-videogamesandvideo
    @playthegame-videogamesandvideo 8 місяців тому

    Great!

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 8 місяців тому

    We need official speedruns for that ;P

  • @DomCraftYT312
    @DomCraftYT312 7 місяців тому

    "the tears of the ki-"

  • @Gewaldrocm
    @Gewaldrocm 8 місяців тому

    What about Kirbys Airride? It has a freeroam mode where you can touch all of them

  • @charleswillhite5375
    @charleswillhite5375 8 місяців тому

    You can touch fire before grass in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.

  • @DoggoGAMES7
    @DoggoGAMES7 8 місяців тому

    This is true gaming

  • @ChazyChiIl
    @ChazyChiIl 8 місяців тому

    I love how it says touch grass on the thumbnail

  • @timothyulriksen2960
    @timothyulriksen2960 8 місяців тому

    You forgot about kirby's dream buffet.

  • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
    @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 8 місяців тому

    ... "this grass feels funny" says kirby.
    "It feels like... Pants!!"

  • @theboi7475
    @theboi7475 7 місяців тому

    0:45 why did they do that lol

  • @gangstreG123
    @gangstreG123 8 місяців тому

    You missed my first Kirby game, Kirby's Pinball Land!

  • @kirbylink1992
    @kirbylink1992 8 місяців тому

    Nice video!

  • @lynnenugent8615
    @lynnenugent8615 8 місяців тому

    this guy is crazy!

  • @Egg121
    @Egg121 8 місяців тому

    Bro took touch literally

  • @NoahAlexanderRobinson
    @NoahAlexanderRobinson 8 місяців тому +1

    10:12 Technically not true- it’s the first time you had access to water before grass, but in Amazing Mirror you could’ve have the fireball enemy attack you while you were still in the tutorial section for fire.

  • @CloudeStrife123
    @CloudeStrife123 8 місяців тому

    No Kirby's Dream Course? For SHAME

  • @JemarcusTheLamb87
    @JemarcusTheLamb87 8 місяців тому +2

    What about air, huh?

  • @SJOerdMOTI0N
    @SJOerdMOTI0N 8 місяців тому

    I think you should do a touch stone challenge

  • @screamlikecookies
    @screamlikecookies 8 місяців тому

    Oh gosh. We need this for Pokemon 😂

  • @fadeleaf845
    @fadeleaf845 8 місяців тому

    Is there a Mario, Zelda or Kirby game in which you can touch every Pokémon Type? Here's some definitions for some of the types:
    -Normal: Any neutral NPC or unremarkable basic NPC like a Waddle Dee, a hylian or a New Donker counts.
    -Bug: Since Pokémon considers them such, arachnids like spiders and scorpions also count.
    -Psychic: Any telekinetic force, any arcane wizardly type or stage magician, any illusory non-real object.
    -Dark: Shadow magic, any dark place sufficiently dark to conceal your character
    -Fighting: Getting punched or kicked by any combatant enemy, or a musclebound character or an athlete.
    -Poison: Acid also falls under this type.
    -Flying: This can be any powerup that lets you fly, or you touch a bird or a significant gust of wind.
    -Ground: Surface that must be made of stone or sand.
    Fire, Grass, Water, Electric, Ice, Rock, Dragon, Ghost, Steel and Fairy should be straightforward.

  • @oliverwilliams3961
    @oliverwilliams3961 8 місяців тому

    You should do touching fire in every mario game

  • @faithowino8232
    @faithowino8232 8 місяців тому

    Touch snow in every singular mario game

  • @TheFartingFluff
    @TheFartingFluff 8 місяців тому

    BRO MY BROTHER IS DOING ALL OF THESE AT THE SAME TIME IRL
    2 HOURS GOING STRONG

  • @xparashock4236
    @xparashock4236 8 місяців тому

    Now, do the air.

  • @TeamNinjaCats
    @TeamNinjaCats 8 місяців тому

    I wanted golf :(. I think it's
    Water: 1-7, Grass: 2-7, and Fire: 6-1?
    But if you allow 2P or Demo Play you can get there a lot faster.

  • @themaninyourcloset2951
    @themaninyourcloset2951 8 місяців тому

    Touch zeldas hand in every legend of Zelda game