TikTokers Got Stuck on Cruise Ship For a Year..

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  • @atozy
    @atozy  11 місяців тому +1523

    alright stop liking this video 💀

    • @sandraestrada3295
      @sandraestrada3295 11 місяців тому +71

      just got this recommended to me so more to come!

    • @radfoo72
      @radfoo72 11 місяців тому +57

      Only 47K more Likes to go!😆

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 11 місяців тому +14

      Ah dont buy a world trip if you dont want it, buy what you want! Its not that hard!

    • @radfoo72
      @radfoo72 11 місяців тому +1

      @@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      It's harder than you think😏

    • @LambChopzWrestling
      @LambChopzWrestling 11 місяців тому +10

      I just now saw it so it gonna spread a little more

  • @one1blue
    @one1blue Рік тому +7663

    Imagine being on a 9 month cruise where all the guests start turning into Tik Tokers…truly an unbearable hell.

    • @jigglie8077
      @jigglie8077 Рік тому +83

      i would personally be one to report on the whjole thing. like a objective view on this lovely experiment they are putting on lol
      similar to this vid..

    • @mr.halloween3371
      @mr.halloween3371 Рік тому +95

      I would be sacrificing myself to the old sea God's in most Gorey way possible because then at least my soul would be free on this social experiment, biolab, pay per view!

    • @RhyperiorRanger
      @RhyperiorRanger Рік тому +57

      If the devil is real, he’s probably writing this one down

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 Рік тому +13

      ​@@RhyperiorRanger yet it already happened beforehand under the eyes of god. God is the evil one

    • @mattchristensen9424
      @mattchristensen9424 Рік тому

      This is just rich people bitching I don't give a fuck

  • @kashmm
    @kashmm Рік тому +3849

    "Some chicken nuggets that only we have access to."
    A more dystopian sentence I could not bare to think about.

    • @AshCosgrove
      @AshCosgrove Рік тому +283

      "A cup of UNICEF rice, that only WE have access to." Wow. Good for you!

    • @SirZipper
      @SirZipper Рік тому +370

      "Sorry sir, the chicken nuggets are strictly reserved for the Elite."

    • @AshCosgrove
      @AshCosgrove Рік тому +180

      @@SirZipper "The grilled cheese and dino nuggets are available, however."

    • @stevevaughn2040
      @stevevaughn2040 Рік тому +143

      I lived on a ship for years. We called it "the Navy"

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 Рік тому

      300 years in the future, WW4 has just ended, the world in ruins..
      ..and the plebs still want to divide society fighting over CHICKEN NUGGETS

  • @JK-bx5fg
    @JK-bx5fg Рік тому +1013

    The upside is that the rest of the world doesn’t have to deal with these people for most of the year. They’re sequestered.

    • @phobos258
      @phobos258 Рік тому +10

      my first thought too

    • @after_alec
      @after_alec Рік тому +21

      Thanks to the power of the internet, actually, we do!

    • @DoctorDerpman
      @DoctorDerpman Рік тому +21

      @@after_alec We really don't. Dunno bout you, but most of us have the ability to make a conscious decision of what we read and watch on the internet.

    • @dgator75
      @dgator75 Рік тому +2

      💯

    • @sharihazlett3774
      @sharihazlett3774 Рік тому +4

      Very true. Maybe we can get them a follow up cruise for say 10 years.

  • @Ettrix
    @Ettrix 10 місяців тому +615

    People who can take off 9 months at a time... complaining.
    That is a special kind of spoiled.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +21

      Right?! All that money and time, then they still have a home to go back to.

    • @IpadAlmomani
      @IpadAlmomani 5 місяців тому +23

      My exact thoughts were “how can you not work for 9 months or have obligations?!?”

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +14

      @@IpadAlmomani exactly. I can't leave for a week. I have too many obligations. I have pets an that alone would be a problem. Never mind all of the other responsibilities I have. They have the ability to do this and they still bitch? The rest of us are gonna need them to sit down and and shut up.

    • @IpadAlmomani
      @IpadAlmomani 5 місяців тому +4

      @@feraltaco4783 EXACTLYYYYYY

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +5

      @@IpadAlmomani it's pathetic. They just look for things to complain about. If I had the money to take a nine month cruise, I wouldn't do it. But I certainly wouldn't find things to rail on if I did go.

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n Рік тому +1655

    That one girl calling her dad "Papaaa" as if she were with the English landed gentry in a countryside manor, while bragging about her exclusive nuggets and fries has got to be the most hilariously insecure flex I ever thought was possible.

    • @IronWangCreates
      @IronWangCreates Рік тому +245

      I genuinely think she’s being satirical, purely by the “that’s only we have access to” repeated in the same tone like 4 times in a row

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Рік тому +38

      Hey, only she has access to laughing at her 😂😂😂

    • @MissBelovedBunny
      @MissBelovedBunny Рік тому +108

      It’s definitely satire, she’s not even on the same boat. She’s hilarious 😂

    • @michaelwilson7475
      @michaelwilson7475 Рік тому +18

      Ok when did chicken nuggets and fries become food for the “elite”? The only thing that is different is you have a separate and less crowded area with less food options.

    • @apixelpirate
      @apixelpirate Рік тому +47

      It was satire lol. That's why she repeats the same thing. Look at her face while shes eating the ice cream.

  • @GothBoyUK
    @GothBoyUK Рік тому +1427

    I'm still not convinced this isn't just a huge social experiment for a TV show and we'll discover later it was all actors.

  • @Kiido11
    @Kiido11 10 місяців тому +1057

    A cruise ship on which guests form factions and hierarchies sounds like a plot straight out of a dystopian young adult novel lmao.

    • @Kingcobra6699
      @Kingcobra6699 10 місяців тому +29

      Or Lord of the flies.....

    • @Percowitz
      @Percowitz 9 місяців тому +21

      Or an anime where only 1 passenger gets to leave alive 💀

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 9 місяців тому +8

      Sounds about right, a YA dystopia having lobster buffets and discounted drinks at happy hour....imagine the horror

    • @nuhrii3449
      @nuhrii3449 9 місяців тому

      i swear i heard this exact premise before in an anime

    • @chagwag753
      @chagwag753 8 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of fallout new vegas

  • @shelbybabcock8779
    @shelbybabcock8779 6 місяців тому +67

    I like how the ducks came back into play in the story. It’s like a funny background event on a show that just goes on in the background the whole time. Or like the pineapples on Psych, showing up as an easter egg in every episode.

  • @emmmaritchie3532
    @emmmaritchie3532 Рік тому +559

    respect goes out for the staff that have to deal with these ridiculous people

    • @WangNurMouth
      @WangNurMouth Рік тому +2

      Too bad they just borrowed the Chinese kids in the factories. Here little Timmy you get 2 slices of bread a day instead of one! No knock em dead tiger.

    • @EyeShadowQueenn
      @EyeShadowQueenn Рік тому +13

      Imainge wanting to quit, and you really can't mf quit. That's hell

    • @drantil
      @drantil Рік тому +7

      and being staff on a cruiser is already bad enough as it is... it's like living in a floating prison, but with forced labour and the most strict rules.

    • @LeoBeastmode
      @LeoBeastmode Рік тому

      @@EyeShadowQueenn it's basically a military deployment.

  • @ollie_3948
    @ollie_3948 Рік тому +1195

    First woman (with the sugar daddy) is definitely satire. Pretty sure she also has done a series on her “day in the life of a traditional housewife” as a parody of tradwife influencers.

    • @puppychen6947
      @puppychen6947 Рік тому +156

      Oh yea Tyler bender she’s hilarious and she’s definitely NOT on the cruise lmao she’s basically all satire it’s great!

    • @hvyarms4496
      @hvyarms4496 Рік тому +49

      Ya, was obvious but she did capture the vibe there. Great actor, love the voice!

    • @ThatGuyWhoSpins
      @ThatGuyWhoSpins Рік тому

      @@abethebabelincoln7960dude in the vid looks 20 something with a hairpiece and some makeup on lol

    • @genericallynamedmel
      @genericallynamedmel Рік тому +41

      @@abethebabelincoln7960she doesnt have a sugar daddy 😂 that was a filter

    • @hotbam37
      @hotbam37 Рік тому +4

      @@genericallynamedmel I don't understand the filter, if it is supposed to make the guy look older how come he looks like he is under 30?

  • @newgabe09
    @newgabe09 11 місяців тому +491

    "chicken nuggets only we have access to" 🤣🤣

    • @dritzzdarkwood4727
      @dritzzdarkwood4727 11 місяців тому +43

      That was so cope and ridiculous, haha!

    • @ghostmkc4045
      @ghostmkc4045 11 місяців тому +44

      I imagine this is how the voice in her head is saying to her how to cope, "only we have access to...only we have access to...only we have access to..."

    • @Starry8sLLC
      @Starry8sLLC 11 місяців тому

      @@ghostmkc4045literally was looking for this comment lol

    • @DaCheapChimp
      @DaCheapChimp 11 місяців тому +4

      Its a tick😂😂😂

    • @RedesCat
      @RedesCat 11 місяців тому +25

      Papa spent 60 years cruising so she could have dry chicken nuggets

  • @battlecatsubernoob1924
    @battlecatsubernoob1924 4 місяці тому +27

    I’ve never seen people with 60-120k in disposable income be this unhappy

    • @elleelleelleelle_______
      @elleelleelleelle_______ Місяць тому +2

      Make friends with more wealthy people. They are the most unhappy people.

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger Рік тому +4465

    I love the couple randomly hiding ducks. They feel so wholesome compared to the entitled tiktok kids.

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 Рік тому +172

      Honestly they probably went just to annoy the others

    • @kaynkayn9870
      @kaynkayn9870 Рік тому +315

      that one dude who took it personally though xd

    • @Rachellk
      @Rachellk Рік тому +205

      The only thing keeping that ship from sucking 100%

    • @What.99
      @What.99 Рік тому +322

      @@kaynkayn9870I can’t believe he was threatening to sue whoever is leaving the ducks lmao.
      Personally, I would like finding the ducks. It’s like an Easter Egg hunt, but with little plastic ducks.

    • @davidfence6939
      @davidfence6939 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Rachellkyour existence is worse than anything on that ship

  • @TheLepke2011
    @TheLepke2011 11 місяців тому +1678

    "This has created factions between the guests." Sounds like a Vault-Tec experiment.

    • @r.i.petika829
      @r.i.petika829 11 місяців тому +40

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @a.g.5569
      @a.g.5569 11 місяців тому +22

      I immediately thought of bioshock but yeah that one too 😂

    • @jeremyblade7561
      @jeremyblade7561 11 місяців тому +25

      Well considering how hard it would be to convince a large number of people to lock themselves into a fallout shelter right now....
      Could be pre trials.😂

    • @tailfeather5213
      @tailfeather5213 11 місяців тому +1

      I was thing the same thing.Lmao

    • @jp-c8035
      @jp-c8035 11 місяців тому +2

      More like Sid Meier’s Alpha Centaurii plot.

  • @roxanatorres5235
    @roxanatorres5235 Рік тому +564

    Just a fact check: the 2nd girl who “inherited” her pinnacle membership from her papa is trolling. That’s not even the Royal Caribbean ship lol. She heard of the drama and rode the wave brilliantly 😂

    • @omnium_gatherum
      @omnium_gatherum 11 місяців тому +71

      Yeah when she said "fish and chips just for us" and referenced Long John Silver.. I started getting suspicious 😂

    • @SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI
      @SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 11 місяців тому +19

      Oh missed opportunity or did you mean rode the WAVE?

    • @roxanatorres5235
      @roxanatorres5235 11 місяців тому +9

      @@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI I meant wave 🌊 and it auto corrected lol

    • @Smokkedandslammed
      @Smokkedandslammed 11 місяців тому +6

      She made those tik toks just for us.

    • @madisonle6703
      @madisonle6703 11 місяців тому +4

      that’s what i was saying i was on that celebrity ship recently!

  • @Elijah-d9q
    @Elijah-d9q 5 місяців тому +90

    Nah the couple hiding ducks to piss people off are the real goats🤣🤣

    • @ARMY_LA-MIGRA
      @ARMY_LA-MIGRA 15 днів тому +1

      For a sec I thought they were talking about actual ducks until I saw the clip 😂

    • @simonreilly213
      @simonreilly213 9 днів тому

      It’s not to piss people off, it’s apparently a tradition on Royal Caribbean to hide and find rubber ducks.

  • @freshnorthwest6756
    @freshnorthwest6756 Рік тому +948

    the "only we had access to" lady really did a great job of making her "exclusive" stuff sound as miserable as possible lol and then to see her complain was actually wonderful lol im glad she's "enjoying" her floating motel 6 with "exclusive" nonsense.... Its crazy how much these cruise companies pimp out their guests and the guests don't even realize it lololol i see it all the time

    • @smoodude
      @smoodude Рік тому +107

      Lmfao i had to look that one up and it was satire she wasn’t even on the same cruise

    • @weewooweewoo906
      @weewooweewoo906 Рік тому +15

      @@smoodudeLMFAO

    • @Old_Goth_Lady
      @Old_Goth_Lady Рік тому +71

      “the chicken nuggets only we have access to” absolutely sent me 😂

    • @kuuderesyndrome3249
      @kuuderesyndrome3249 Рік тому

      nah if there is chicken nuggets I'm getting them what are they gonna do kick me off the ship@@Old_Goth_Lady

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Рік тому +16

      That was pure comedy😂😂😂 I guess the rich can be funny😂

  • @teavirus777
    @teavirus777 Рік тому +636

    At first when I read “people stuck in a cruise for 9 months” I thought “OH WHAT HAPPENED??!”… and I now find out it was totally voluntary… the world we live in

    • @BabyDoll-fs3bu
      @BabyDoll-fs3bu Рік тому +3

      💯

    • @andrewbrown7641
      @andrewbrown7641 Рік тому +7

      Yea clickbait title

    • @xbabu142x
      @xbabu142x 11 місяців тому +1

      With the name Atozy said there were for the factions I predict some shenanigans will ensue, then they will try to cannibalize the others, forgetting the boat is apparently moored within sight of shore.

    • @imysaurus
      @imysaurus 11 місяців тому

      I had the same thought and clicked so fast. True crime fanatic but this is fascinating regardless lol

    • @T4IN
      @T4IN 11 місяців тому

      That’s what I thought

  • @wanderingmako
    @wanderingmako Рік тому +3189

    "only we have access to"
    "only we have access to"
    "only we have access to"
    "only we have access to"
    Yikes

    • @angstbringer2992
      @angstbringer2992 Рік тому +194

      I think that was satire

    • @tsukuyo893
      @tsukuyo893 Рік тому +159

      I just know everyone else has the exact same but the "privileged" people arent told so lmao

    • @MishaDalila
      @MishaDalila Рік тому +97

      "Me me me me me me me me Only me me"
      -Serebro.

    • @user-fm6jw2md3h
      @user-fm6jw2md3h Рік тому +45

      Yeah, something you care about when you don't have a lot going on

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Рік тому +66

      ​@@angstbringer2992 It was not...

  • @Cec9e13
    @Cec9e13 10 місяців тому +9

    Maaaaaaan. I am honestly jealous.
    Hear me out - I would be a total recluse if my family would let me, I love being by myself and not answering to other people, and a hotel room for 9 months with internet, laundry, and all food and drink included, half my luggage would be yarn. Like, half a Joann Fabrics yarn section, and all the crochet hooks. Some art supplies, books, I'd be set, honestly. Leave my room for meals, look out the window, and do my thing for three fourths of a year. Nine months of binging TV I can't watch around the kids while making All The Things.

  • @madaggar9765
    @madaggar9765 Рік тому +688

    These people are so bored on this boat that they're starting a faction divide. Amazing.

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 Рік тому +28

      I think we found a new unethical way to "Fix" troubled teenagers

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 Рік тому +45

      Oh yay, Lord of the Flies on the High seas. 🤦‍♀️🙄🤦‍♀️🙄🤦‍♀️

    • @demiurgeobzen327
      @demiurgeobzen327 Рік тому +13

      ​@melrobertson2743 thats EXACTLY what i was thinking 🤣

    • @ClixonTheOne
      @ClixonTheOne Рік тому +10

      Nothing gets a group together like class warfare

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Рік тому +4

      Oh my god Lord of the Flies

  • @TheVoiceofWisdom...
    @TheVoiceofWisdom... Рік тому +447

    "This is my special chicken nuggets that only WE have access to" Lady, you paid 60 grand or more probably to get on this ship and your talking about your exclusive access to chicken nuggets

    • @kaylahaas
      @kaylahaas Рік тому +33

      my thoughts exactly. counting how many chicken nuggets I’d have to eat for free for it to be worth $60k

    • @AmethystTheEspeon
      @AmethystTheEspeon Рік тому +6

      I know, right? I eat better for less than 40 bucks!

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Рік тому +2

      @@kaylahaas or one Among us McDonald nugget lol.

    • @stanneh1978
      @stanneh1978 Рік тому +5

      it amazed me how good she thinks she is because of this like its a status flex.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Рік тому +1

      Because that's all it got her ✨

  • @necropepper
    @necropepper Рік тому +526

    stuck on a ship for 9 months filled with elitists and normies. this is something that vault-tec would come up with as an experiment, and i'm all for it lmao

    • @lovethebosss22
      @lovethebosss22 Рік тому +7

      Love the fallout reference

    • @ravenspurplebeats5412
      @ravenspurplebeats5412 Рік тому +10

      will any guests turn into plant people though ?

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 Рік тому

      I’d just jump off. Let the sharks eat me or something.

    • @josueztheiii9089
      @josueztheiii9089 Рік тому +7

      Im pretty sure this was a vault in ine if the games

    • @cowboy6586
      @cowboy6586 Рік тому +3

      Honestly I’m p sure it was in one of the games

  • @christolmet1660
    @christolmet1660 9 місяців тому +4

    Haha the accent: 'koselig' in Norwegian. You nailed it man. Absolutely perfect 😂

  • @Lindseyisloony
    @Lindseyisloony Рік тому +439

    OF COURSE they were going to fill the extra space by discounting rooms and offering shorter stays. That is exactly how that works. And there are whole websites dedicate to filling hotel rooms by offering discounts so EVERYONE should have realized cruise ships do that too. Nobody can reasonably complain.

    • @edwardlomeli5657
      @edwardlomeli5657 Рік тому +10

      Make sense but in 50/50. They were lied in numerous ways

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings Рік тому +24

      Plus it's totally normal for people who don't buy the package deal will miss out on things that are only included with a package deal. This isn't a new concept, it's weird they act like it is.

    • @stanneh1978
      @stanneh1978 Рік тому

      They are TikTokers not free thinking reasonable human beings. Mental breakdowns probable assault or worse is coming.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Рік тому +24

      If they want the ship to be exclusive they should have contacted the line ahead of time to buy all the empty rooms. Guess they're too poor to do that 💅

    • @WangNurMouth
      @WangNurMouth Рік тому

      Ur expecting morons to think. Failure even before launch.

  • @kasocool2812
    @kasocool2812 Рік тому +235

    Ignoring the ticket prices. What i find super wild is how people can just drop everything and go on a cruse for almost a year. Im guessing most are rich or influencers who dont really need to care about a job.
    As if this turned out to be some huge social experiment I would not be surprised.

    • @origami83
      @origami83 Рік тому +14

      retired people i guess

    • @smthnew861
      @smthnew861 Рік тому +11

      ​@@origami83old people in my country are poor. Even those, who had great jobs.

    • @origami83
      @origami83 Рік тому +13

      @@smthnew861 Sorry to hear that. I just meant that when someone is retired spending 9 months on a cruise is no problem time wise.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Рік тому +1

      They’re rich asf only they have access to😂😂

    • @hatetheusername
      @hatetheusername Рік тому

      they’re also bringing their kids and homeschooling them on the ship

  • @NateReadsDiversely
    @NateReadsDiversely Рік тому +382

    The guy who thinks that leaving rubber ducks in random places is a criminal offense and the lady who couldn't pronounce Antarctica are my favorites

    • @yuzuchi5381
      @yuzuchi5381 Рік тому +25

      she be like "Anartika ... Antartickaa ... An .. the penguins" 😂😂😂

    • @SniperCyanide
      @SniperCyanide Рік тому

      What is wrong with her EYES? Like... holy shit, between that and her problems with certain words she looks like she's on something.

    • @seandonovan8915
      @seandonovan8915 Рік тому +5

      Drives me crazy! It's like these ppl haven't heard of it before

    • @samanthablaze2715
      @samanthablaze2715 Рік тому +6

      lol he’d send everyone to jail if he could 😂😂 he’s hilarious

    • @chele-chele
      @chele-chele 11 місяців тому +2

      Her poor kids must think they are in an asylum!

  • @mileslane8630
    @mileslane8630 5 місяців тому +6

    this really is a whole ass live reality tv show unfolding on tiktok, thank you for bringing this to us lmao

  • @jcoster8291
    @jcoster8291 Рік тому +481

    This can't be a real cruise, this is a Vault-Tec experiment. I genuinely fear for these peoples safety.

    • @KazzForTheOneTime
      @KazzForTheOneTime Рік тому +12

      Lmao I immediately thought of this 😂

    • @rveliz
      @rveliz 11 місяців тому +25

      I was thinking the same thing. Just fallout but at sea.

    • @PixieLove5
      @PixieLove5 11 місяців тому +17

      Please Fallout, add this in as a DLC 🙏

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 11 місяців тому +11

      @@PixieLove5 it's apparently british fallout lore but with an army ship instead of a cruise

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 11 місяців тому +8

      it's like that simpsons episode where bart fakes an apocalypse to stay on a ship

  • @Darri3n
    @Darri3n Рік тому +561

    That's sick! I ALSO have a Ceasar salad in my fridge that only I have access to! I had no idea I was Carribean Elite. :o

    • @lordchaa1598
      @lordchaa1598 Рік тому +49

      I also have frozen french fries, fish sticks and chicken nuggets. I had no idea I was a member of the elite class.

    • @helvete983
      @helvete983 11 місяців тому

      @@lordchaa1598 I feel so much above this idiot. I stopped eating shitty chicken nuggets and living in a cramped room the minute I graduated from college.

    • @BiblicallyAccurateToaster
      @BiblicallyAccurateToaster 11 місяців тому +13

      You know it must taste better than the food on the lower levels lol

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 11 місяців тому +18

      @@BiblicallyAccurateToaster thats why i always pay 20 dollars for 3 dollar caesar salad. so it would taste same as rich peoples salad

    • @thepackable
      @thepackable 11 місяців тому +1

      I ride share all my meals. Its the economic choice.

  • @Noot-Noot.
    @Noot-Noot. Рік тому +166

    The dude saying he'd press chargees over the ducks made me laugh so hard.

    • @EmoBunny69
      @EmoBunny69 Рік тому +21

      Right… esp because he’s actively COLLECTING THEM. 😡🙃

    • @Cruisechatter
      @Cruisechatter Рік тому +4

      Me too😂😂😂😂😂 I hollered 😅😂

    • @GggG-tb1mx
      @GggG-tb1mx Рік тому +4

      He is going crazy on this boat 😂😂😂

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet 2 місяці тому +1

      Its hilarious but infuriating at the same time. Like why does it upset you so much? And pressing charges? What?

  • @Crossbone_Vanguard
    @Crossbone_Vanguard 2 місяці тому +8

    This feels like the opening of a found footage movie where you root for the sea monster.

    • @Sk0p3r
      @Sk0p3r Місяць тому

      Yeah, that's exactly what I felt while watching this, I was certain that I knew what this felt like but couldn't put my finger on it

  • @ShanaNVallejo
    @ShanaNVallejo Рік тому +415

    I'm going to need them to set up live cameras all over the place and the entire thing into a reality show - the "testimonials" will just be their individual TikToks. I absolutely lost it at the guy threatening to press charges over the ducks when some little wholesome older couple is just randomly hiding them all over the place lmao

    • @Old_Goth_Lady
      @Old_Goth_Lady Рік тому +30

      Yeah bc they’re actual cruisers I’m guessing. I asked my husband about this bc his family are all cruise people and he said yeah it’s like the jeep people just leaving ducks but on a big boat lol

    • @lindah6954
      @lindah6954 Рік тому +4

      This would make a good reality show.

    • @mchlle94
      @mchlle94 Рік тому +6

      As if it came straight out of some sitcom lol

    • @andyy361
      @andyy361 Рік тому +7

      Fishtank

    • @junglejym1248
      @junglejym1248 Рік тому +2

      @@andyy361yeah these fish need some Hassle

  • @JamesFromTexas
    @JamesFromTexas Рік тому +625

    Marc really got that main character vibe. Like why would he think people are leaving ducks specifically for him? And press charges?!? For what!? Entitlement at its finest.

    • @keljells
      @keljells Рік тому +74

      Imagine the report - “harassment and threat via rubber ducky”.

    • @JamesFromTexas
      @JamesFromTexas Рік тому +15

      @@keljells I'd love to overhear that conversation!

    • @grey3414
      @grey3414 Рік тому +40

      He's losing his mind 😂 Paranoid in a cruise ship is the worst. To think the ducks are for him 😂

    • @DuskyJewel
      @DuskyJewel Рік тому

      @@sithguitarist698Agreed!!

    • @Jessica_Costantini
      @Jessica_Costantini 11 місяців тому +17

      more funny you take him literally lol

  • @dannybaloi
    @dannybaloi 11 місяців тому +660

    Don't pick on the duck lady! That's a cruise tradition. Guests hide ducks and the crew members are looking for them. It's like a mini game! It makes life on a ship way more fun for crew members.

    • @RxYouth
      @RxYouth 11 місяців тому +106

      Wow, that just tells me how absolutely boring life must be for the crew members when finding ducks is the highlight of your day and is considered "fun". Sounds more like its a way to keep tabs on how well the staff is at cleaning up after guests.

    • @samker7758
      @samker7758 11 місяців тому +36

      ​@@RxYouthalways saw cruise as a thing for rich old people bored in their lives.

    • @princesspupcake1269
      @princesspupcake1269 11 місяців тому +46

      The dude getting super upset and saying he's gonna ""press charges"" is so ridiculous... Like, guy, they're rubber ducks, calm down.

    • @nikkidarkangelpnope8400
      @nikkidarkangelpnope8400 11 місяців тому +2

      Apparently the cruise lines are banning the ducks now.

    • @RxYouth
      @RxYouth 11 місяців тому +38

      @@samker7758 nah cruises are actually full of non rich people, it's more a way for people to live out their fantasies and pretend to be rich. The majority are probably lower to upper middle class. Why would actual rich people spend money to be trapped on a boat surrounded by a bunch of people they don't know, when they could easily just travel to these countries themselves using whatever transportation they desire?
      That's not to say there isn't rich people, but even the Richers are most likely retired upper middle class. There's also varying degrees to the types of cruise lines, rooms, and amenities offered, but a lot cruises can actually be fairly affordable, especially if you're good at finding deals or are willing to buy tickets more at the last minute.
      You could probably go on 2-4 cruises, which includes all your food for the week, for the same price it costs to spend a week staying on, eating at, and going to, Disney World.

  • @Raggandrist
    @Raggandrist 10 місяців тому +2

    This is one of the best stories I’ve heard I a while.
    I’m smiling from ear to ear, it just keeps getting better and better.

  • @batzzz2044
    @batzzz2044 Рік тому +327

    They found a way to coalesce the most narcissistic unintelligent people possible. Amazing!

    • @anaalicia5029
      @anaalicia5029 Рік тому +10

      Just imagine 9 months of buffets and drinks -you could easily gain 75 pounds! It would be hilarious if they rolled off the boat after nine months as the people in Wall-e

    • @batzzz2044
      @batzzz2044 Рік тому +7

      And scooters only we have access too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anaalicia5029
      @anaalicia5029 Рік тому +1

      @@batzzz2044 ‘peasants! You roll, I’ll ride!’ 😂

    • @Pacman69420
      @Pacman69420 Рік тому +1

      If only it.... Sank somehow....

    • @allyh7075
      @allyh7075 Рік тому +1

      i can't stop laughing at the people here getting so mad at content that is clearly satire (sugar daddy and "only we had access to" are both satirical...)

  • @Otaku_Jinsei
    @Otaku_Jinsei Рік тому +519

    God that’s worse than hell being stuck on a cruise with TikTok influencers for a year. We should make that a punishment for crimes lol

  • @MainFrameGamerz
    @MainFrameGamerz Рік тому +264

    "Only we have access too" Sigh...... 🙄😒 From experience, We were bored by day 4 on a 7 day cruise I cant imagine 9 months...

    • @charlesreid9337
      @charlesreid9337 Рік тому +24

      my theory is these are made for older desperatr single people , young people who want to party their assss off, and people who want a floating retirement home

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 Рік тому

      Mostly retired people single or coupled up go on cruises, they're usually pretty chill@@charlesreid9337

    • @Aesoporific
      @Aesoporific Рік тому +12

      There are two different kinds of vacations. The first is where you go somewhere new to do things that you couldn't do at home. The second is where you go somewhere new to do nothing at all. It's important to understand what kind of vacation you're going on and calibrate expectations accordingly.

    • @wolfmancaesar1517
      @wolfmancaesar1517 Рік тому +4

      If she was Pinnacle she'd be wearing a gold name tag. She's a complete phoney.

    • @princessstarpeach9161
      @princessstarpeach9161 Рік тому +4

      Oh my God If she say that phase one more time I'm going to scream

  • @djkd21
    @djkd21 2 місяці тому +3

    This can be a south park episode 😂. Hiding ducks to mess your mind and snitching on your book club 😂

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Рік тому +648

    Given the number of disasters on this cruise, it's genuinely hard to understand why anyone would choose to pay such a hefty sum for this kind of experience.

    • @NinaMelpomeneLynch
      @NinaMelpomeneLynch Рік тому +9

      Indeed. I would not attend something like this even if I'd be paid handsomely to do it.

    • @Karamarika
      @Karamarika Рік тому +40

      They clearly weren't paying for or expecting the disasters. It sounded amazing in theory, but when you're stuck on the same boat for that long with the same food options and the same people, it gets old pretty fast. I just got off a 4 day cruise, which was a LOT of fun, but we had a lot of entertainment that surely isn't available on this cruise. I can imagine being there for 9 months, and it would get old pretty fast. Just the same food options (none of which are the comforts of home) every day would drive me nuts.

    • @xbabu142x
      @xbabu142x 11 місяців тому +4

      Tiktokers be Tik Tokking bruh

    • @thewordwithperd1563
      @thewordwithperd1563 11 місяців тому +19

      it started to sound like snowpiercer really quickly lol

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 11 місяців тому +2

      It's for the stories

  • @stuckinmopro8533
    @stuckinmopro8533 Рік тому +346

    “Chicken nuggets that only we have access to.” Otherwise known as the kids meal!

  • @OfficialMageHD
    @OfficialMageHD 11 місяців тому +274

    Ok, the lady struggling to say Antarctica and giving up to just say "to go see the penguins" actually got a solid laugh out of me xD

    • @hegotnoenemies
      @hegotnoenemies 10 місяців тому +3

      lmaoooo hahah yeah that was funny as hell

    • @redslate
      @redslate 10 місяців тому +7

      I really hope that was a poorly executed joke.

    • @jmacosta
      @jmacosta 10 місяців тому +2

      You could see her brain melt down but that was so funny and cute lol

    • @briancamargo
      @briancamargo 5 місяців тому

      I know it had me dying 😂

  • @emonteadams
    @emonteadams 2 місяці тому

    If she says only we have access to” imma lose it 😂 they all got scammed smh 🤦‍♂️

  • @mismismism
    @mismismism Рік тому +152

    Stuck on a ship filled with TikTokers truly sounds like the closest possible thing to hell on Earth. Like I would rather pay to have my fingernails ripped out.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Рік тому +4

      Or film them like some National Geographic documentary and just laugh😂

    • @PhilipWester
      @PhilipWester Рік тому +5

      The best part is that he seems to think someone is targeting him specifically when that couple is just hiding ducks around the ship, not around or in his room specifically. After using a lounge he wasn't allowed to use, attempting to get security to let him keep doing it and then complaining about it on TikTok. Acute Main Character Syndrome.

    • @hvyarms4496
      @hvyarms4496 Рік тому +1

      Yup cuz it least it won't last 9mos 😅

  • @SleepySuperhero
    @SleepySuperhero Рік тому +77

    "Watch as folks learn the hard way that an ACCURATE tour of world is mostly water."

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings Рік тому +4

      I know right. Lol. How many days of open ocean compared to days when you can actually see land of any sort.

  • @mgntstr
    @mgntstr 11 місяців тому +374

    Love the way she said "Normal Status People" with such snooty contempt. HAHAHAHA

    • @shadowaries1516
      @shadowaries1516 11 місяців тому +62

      "That only we have access to" 58 times really irked the poor person in me 😂

    • @reinoldi1097
      @reinoldi1097 11 місяців тому +24

      @@shadowaries1516 "im so special because my "dad"
      yeah ... yes your dad.... your job is just daughter... archived nothing in her live... and feels special...
      why parents raise their kids like little princesses ... this always turns out very bad...
      spoiled brats... thinking their soooo special and above the rest....

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 11 місяців тому +7

      first i thought it had to be a joke but you never know
      especially when they showed some 1 dollar chicken nuggets, i thought she must be ironic

    • @JoeyisDREADful
      @JoeyisDREADful 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Redmanticore it was an obvious bit and anyone who can't tell thar even after the "Papa" straight from the "my papa drives a rolls royce" meme and the chicken nuggets part is a dumbass.

    • @SachilShah
      @SachilShah 11 місяців тому +2

      She's not even on a Royal Carribean ship in her suite tour - that's a Celebrity Edge Class balcony. Like literally one of the things that class of ship is known for.

  • @ScamLikely9327
    @ScamLikely9327 9 місяців тому +2

    She really thought she was flexing with that “we only have access to”. The Second Lady’s room was bigger than most apartments lmao.

  • @Hal_2189
    @Hal_2189 11 місяців тому +329

    That, "Pinnacle Elite Member" buffet looks worse than what you could get from the frozen aisle at Walmart. lol

    • @malharics
      @malharics 10 місяців тому +14

      I’ve seen better and tastier buffets inside of colleges

    • @InfamousMax
      @InfamousMax 10 місяців тому +7

      all you can eat chinese restaurant has better looking food, some even still alive but that is on another page

    • @zilvoxidgod
      @zilvoxidgod 10 місяців тому +3

      literally, it's awful, basic food

    • @redslate
      @redslate 10 місяців тому +4

      It's literally bagged frozen food.

    • @patrik3482
      @patrik3482 10 місяців тому +6

      You just have to convince them that it's special and it's only for them and you Can serve them anything.

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 Рік тому +644

    I am honestly surprised more people haven't gone crazy by this point. I will not be surprised if a few of the more annoying passengers "accidentally" fall overboard.

    • @BlueBlazerX7
      @BlueBlazerX7 Рік тому +25

      all the Tiktokers went "Mysteriously Missing" Based on a true story TikTok Sea of goners.

    • @jarrettcox3557
      @jarrettcox3557 Рік тому +6

      @@BlueBlazerX7the tiking time klock

    • @one1blue
      @one1blue Рік тому +10

      A few of the more annoying passengers lol. They all turned into Tik Tokers. I’d be trying to sink the boat.

    • @jikook7457
      @jikook7457 Рік тому +7

      They'll be wearing blue or red and throwing up signs 🖖 before long lol

    • @davidfence6939
      @davidfence6939 Рік тому

      ​@@makingadjustmentsyou're the one disconnected from reality. I feel no sympathy for bigots like you

  • @HexisVonSpade
    @HexisVonSpade Рік тому +191

    the duck thing, someone did that in a facility i was in in Seattle. it was so nice, honestly, because we'd all just find them and rehide them. it brought a lot of light to us when it was our first couple weeks, made it feel less like a scary new place and more like a daycare in the best way possible. yes, we acted kinda like children sometimes, but thats a good thing.

    • @yorokopi1
      @yorokopi1 11 місяців тому +9

      Hiding ducks is the adult equivalent of hiding rocks for kids. It's just some good clean fun.

    • @TheBestUsernamexD
      @TheBestUsernamexD 11 місяців тому +2

      Probably one of the most innocent fun you'll find

  • @grandmasterskitz748
    @grandmasterskitz748 2 місяці тому

    You have got to keep me updated on this cruise 😂😂😂

  • @Tajarim88
    @Tajarim88 Рік тому +259

    "Staring 9 months at people that got a better deal than you" is life for a lot of people

    • @keljells
      @keljells Рік тому +26

      Except it doesn’t stop at 9mos, it goes on indefinitely and chips away until you’re nihilistic and apathetic and start saying things like “death and taxes are the only 2 things you can count on in life”.
      🙃

    • @imysaurus
      @imysaurus 11 місяців тому +5

      Man I’m getting old and bitter

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART 11 місяців тому +6

      late stage capitalism 💀

    • @bobdrooples
      @bobdrooples 11 місяців тому +3

      Only they have access to that view.

    • @litneyloxan
      @litneyloxan 11 місяців тому +3

      Forreal my boss makes millions and I have to look at his bald head every single day while I barely keep my head above water paying bills

  • @ianlawless7481
    @ianlawless7481 Рік тому +73

    To be stuck with those people and not attempting to unalive them is an incredible human achievement.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому +5

      @@Plz083 At least the duck couple sound nice.

    • @gabev7579
      @gabev7579 Рік тому

      I would've for sure by the looks of this video, someone would've at least got thrown off the boat

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому

      @@gabev7579 Why am i picturing the snobs doing this "you did not pay full price to the ocean with you!"

    • @houseofsolomon2440
      @houseofsolomon2440 2 місяці тому +1

      Except 10:04- She's adorable & seems fairly cool ~

  • @jecker19000
    @jecker19000 11 місяців тому +416

    "Whoever keeps leaving me ducks in secret, reveal yourself or I will be pressing charges" lmao

    • @r.i.petika829
      @r.i.petika829 11 місяців тому +57

      The worlds funniest and most entitled sentence

    • @pbsamanthamarie
      @pbsamanthamarie 11 місяців тому +30

      How can you press charges if you don't know who it is?
      This is from a content farm. These are paid actors.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 11 місяців тому +7

      ...charges against who? 😆

    • @grayaj23
      @grayaj23 10 місяців тому +8

      "pressing charges" is just that guy's tiktok schtick. He rates things on a scale of (Iforget what the good one is), "restraining order" or "I'm definitely pressing charges"

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 10 місяців тому

      🦆🦆🦆

  • @wtyeager
    @wtyeager 2 місяці тому +4

    How many times can she say "that only we have access to" 😂

  • @Heeknot
    @Heeknot Рік тому +66

    imagine your life achievement being "my grandfather spent a lot of money on boats so now i have access to mid tier cruise food that only i have access to"

    • @demi3329
      @demi3329 Рік тому +3

      I'm shocked at how many people take tik tok seriously and don't recognize satire anymore ☹️

    • @DashingToJapan
      @DashingToJapan Рік тому

      The sad reality, is how do you know what's satire? It didn't seem satire when she started complaining about her room being up to her standards, so who's to say she wasn't actually trying to brag about the "status" she held as a member? ​@@demi3329

    • @helvete983
      @helvete983 11 місяців тому

      Who's going to break it to her that she's eating the kids menu?

    • @peterclark5595
      @peterclark5595 2 місяці тому

      I need to know how many pinnacle members there actually are, that they get a whole floor of the cruise ship to themselves!

  • @cyborgsariel7806
    @cyborgsariel7806 Рік тому +125

    Hey, Atozy. Just want to mention that hiding & finding rubber ducks is kind of a cruise chip tradition. Went about a year ago and my friend was dead set on finding one. Never heard of it before her blood-oath quest to find the damn things.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Рік тому +19

      That is ADORABLE. Life can be fun if you have a joyful and playful attitude, nothing can make it fun if you're determined to be dissatisfied with something

    • @MisterHatsofMemphis
      @MisterHatsofMemphis Рік тому +5

      Did she ever find any?

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y Рік тому +4

      I have never been on a cruise ship so I had no idea, but this sounds so awesome and cute. If I ever go on a cruise, I'll definitely look for ducks.

    • @cyborgsariel7806
      @cyborgsariel7806 Рік тому +2

      @@MisterHatsofMemphis She did with the help from some other friends. They tracked one down and she made a mad dash to get it.

  • @mtmadigan82
    @mtmadigan82 11 місяців тому +646

    Pulling her kids out of a year from school. Great parenting😂

    • @AusDenBergen
      @AusDenBergen 11 місяців тому

      Let's be real, what are they missing out on? Being convinced their the opposite sex and slavery is their fault? They'll probably end up better off for it in the long run.

    • @CapitanoAraym
      @CapitanoAraym 11 місяців тому +86

      Not to be seen as a defending her... but do you noticed that those kids are probably kindergarten age?

    • @devinthompson3694
      @devinthompson3694 11 місяців тому +35

      But aye it’s important to note she is a great mom simply because “no soda “😂😂 I mean damn what a mom

    • @litneyloxan
      @litneyloxan 11 місяців тому +84

      @@CapitanoAraymMy kid is in kindergarten and they learned phonics and how to read 100s of small words by this past Christmas. They absolutely should still be in school regardless of being in Kindergarten, the school age 4 and 5 year olds are going to be so far behind after missing 9 months of schooling and will likely need to repeat Kindergarten or 1st grade.

    • @travisminneapolis
      @travisminneapolis 11 місяців тому +31

      The ONLY way kids can learn is by sitting in straight rows of desks listening to a teacher standing by a blackboard with chalk.... 😂😂😂

  • @Only_Davids_Twin
    @Only_Davids_Twin 8 місяців тому +19

    Imagine when the "Exclusive" princess wanders to the wrong side of the tracks. She will absolutely die when she sees the food on the buffet table is the same.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 2 місяці тому +1

      If you ever seen a cruise ship kitchen, it is just a average restraunt galley. They do not have room nor the means to keep two of the same food type that is "low grade" and "rich grade". You get all one food from all one 3rd party catering company and it is all frozen and reheated.

  • @scruffy4473
    @scruffy4473 Рік тому +1159

    Why are we not talking about the woman who TOOK HER KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THIS THING. 😭😭😭

    • @dallasg3464
      @dallasg3464 Рік тому +136

      Yet they can't have soda..
      *not bashing, ik parents don't always give their spawns soda

    • @littlejourneyseverywhere
      @littlejourneyseverywhere Рік тому +52

      Did she take them out or are they just homeschooled?

    • @eewwnerd
      @eewwnerd Рік тому +33

      they seemed fairly young still its bonkers

    • @Agiantpansy
      @Agiantpansy Рік тому +66

      >"school"
      I mean, looked like preschool at most, they where like 4.

    • @Bald-American-Idiot
      @Bald-American-Idiot Рік тому +1

      School? That's what the Internet is for. This isn't 1890

  • @21darkster
    @21darkster Рік тому +89

    The couple hiding ducks is awesome

  • @Cliffsrepaircorner
    @Cliffsrepaircorner 11 місяців тому +89

    I don't get how people can listen to these people and not go insane

    • @samderry6305
      @samderry6305 11 місяців тому +7

      The thing is, they are all insane.

    • @jonathandavis3312
      @jonathandavis3312 11 місяців тому +12

      That first girls voice makes me wish i was deaf

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 11 місяців тому +2

      ikr what a terrible day to have ears

    • @shilombaba
      @shilombaba 11 місяців тому +2

      The first ones were funny and obviously sarcastic I believe

    • @magic1623
      @magic1623 10 місяців тому

      The first three were all satire, the third is even tagged as satire on TikTok. The duck guy was actually on the cruise but he was completely joking about the ducks.

  • @carlitosskater89
    @carlitosskater89 4 місяці тому

    Alana crew, unite!! 💪🏽💪🏽
    Also, 75k, get ready to go document that tiktok cruise!! 😂

  • @MarcelloLins
    @MarcelloLins 10 місяців тому +110

    "These are the chicken nuggets only we have access to"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING ! These people man, they have no shame in trying to flex about NUGGIES!

    • @zephyrfpv9871
      @zephyrfpv9871 3 місяці тому +3

      I'm dying laughing too as you were all trolled. She was only mockng the people on the Caribbean but she wasn't traveling in it XD

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 Рік тому +219

    I think I just found the world's worst job: being a janitor on this cruise. Imagine not only working >8 hours a day knowing it's entirely pointless but also having to be surrounded by these individuals for nine months straight.

    • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
      @AccidentallyOnPurpose Рік тому +5

      cruises pay very well though if you can put up with the work, and the housing and food is free

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Рік тому +7

      I’d like the toilet paper only the elite has access to

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Рік тому +1

      @@AccidentallyOnPurposeand sea sickness😂

    • @gitamic2287
      @gitamic2287 Рік тому +5

      The staffs can get rotated off the ship, just depends on how many port hubs they get to.

    • @ioele1000
      @ioele1000 Рік тому +2

      Cleaning isn't exactly "pointless". That's like saying why take a shower if your going to sweat.

  • @user-fm6jw2md3h
    @user-fm6jw2md3h Рік тому +3042

    Ohhhhh it's A to zy. Like the alphabet

    • @Dreezie
      @Dreezie Рік тому +255

      Holy 🤯🤯

    • @D-Skotes
      @D-Skotes Рік тому +266

      Wut? Holy shit that's blowing my mind. Granted I'm very intoxicated right now but still.

    • @WingedFire
      @WingedFire Рік тому +153

      explains the play mat in the background

    • @TitsMcGeester
      @TitsMcGeester Рік тому +34

      Yo whaaat?

    • @Engine_1
      @Engine_1 Рік тому +30

      Ohhhhh

  • @potatocasseroli
    @potatocasseroli Місяць тому +2

    When the mental hospital room i stayed in for a week was nicer than the $60,000 cruise ship, AND all my furniture was bolted down 😂

    • @mikeedwards1978
      @mikeedwards1978 18 днів тому

      My trailers rooms look nicer. And I only paid 12.5 thousand lol

  • @SaviorSix
    @SaviorSix Рік тому +169

    imagine bragging about going to a floating prison and you had to pay for it. That only you have access too.

  • @danielalvarez8729
    @danielalvarez8729 Рік тому +87

    I was stuck on a cruise ship for 9 months. There was nothing luxurious about it. It was the USS Carl Vinson back in 2001. Due to the 9/11 attacks, we hardly ever made port. I believe we made port 3 times throughout that entire deployment. Months at a time, we saw nothing but blue water in every direction, with no sign of land. Not even an island....I think it was 6 straight months between one port visit to the next port visit. So 6 straight months of nothing but water. We worked 16 to 18 hours per day. A 12-hour day was an early day off.

    • @Civ33
      @Civ33 11 місяців тому

      @@SkyBlu868 r/whooosh

    • @phillipsmith3366
      @phillipsmith3366 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, I got a six month cruise. When I first signed up with the Navy in 2010, as an electrical technician they put me on the USS Seawolf for a 6 month deployment in 2012. Ugh horrible just horrible. We deployed to South Atlantic. I saw penguins but just mostly ocean and begin under weather working 12 hour shifts with one day off on Sundays. Or if you had to work Sundays you got Monday off. Lucky I got of then Navy in 2014 and join the army. 82nd airborne and take a lovely trip to Mosul, Iraq and had a vacation they’re from Dec 2017 to sept 2018 😅 just great times. No it was horrible too.

    • @danielalvarez8729
      @danielalvarez8729 11 місяців тому

      @@phillipsmith3366 ... Oh wow! They're giving you days off now??? Amazing. We weren't given any days off, not until we hit port. That was back when I was in. They must have changed the rules now.

    • @litneyloxan
      @litneyloxan 11 місяців тому +1

      You got drafted or you joined because you wanted to?

    • @danielalvarez8729
      @danielalvarez8729 11 місяців тому

      @@litneyloxan ... I joined because I wanted to. Little did I know what I was signing up for. LOL. 😆

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 11 місяців тому +114

    Lol, imagine having to disclose that "There are people on this boat that, uhhh, won't like you, because you're not buying the full package."

  • @paulatavares5220
    @paulatavares5220 Місяць тому

    One of the ladies was upset because they don't allow them to roam freely at Antarctica! Why is that ???😂😂

  • @--Paws--
    @--Paws-- Рік тому +68

    They should make a movie out of this, a parody of it. The stories the passengers tell is comedy gold.

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Рік тому +6

      Lord of the Flies with water 💦

    • @alaskanbltundra
      @alaskanbltundra Рік тому +1

      It's a Christopher guest movie waiting to happen

    • @chickenpotpie4045
      @chickenpotpie4045 Рік тому +2

      It's pretty much just The Suite Life on Deck, Disney already made this show more than a decade ago

    • @BattleB3rry
      @BattleB3rry Рік тому +2

      As long as it stars Adam sandler

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 Рік тому +1

      @@chickenpotpie4045or The Love Boat for all the oldies out there!

  • @dappwp4387
    @dappwp4387 10 місяців тому +669

    "i dont let my kids drink soda" *pulls them out of school for 9 months*

    • @rightarchivist
      @rightarchivist 9 місяців тому +1

      I mean, fake sugar and public schools are two disasters.

    • @ratman-f1b
      @ratman-f1b 5 місяців тому +28

      I find that the parents that dont let their kids have soda, those kids all smoke darts lol

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +4

      @@dappwp4387 priorities.

    • @MissusAnon
      @MissusAnon 3 місяці тому +15

      Also the mickey mouse chocolate cake on the table RIGHT as she's finishing that sentence lol. But yeah 9 entire months lost in school is just... such a mistake at that age. What the hell. I almost hate these parents who drag their kids along like accessories. They are entire human beings with emotions and needs unique at that age, which includes LEARNING. Also bruh think about it... NINE MONTHS for them is like forever, they've barely lived so their sense of time is different...

    • @Kunfucious577
      @Kunfucious577 2 місяці тому +2

      I know. First thing I thought about was, don’t they have school?

  • @forgetmedont
    @forgetmedont 11 місяців тому +79

    This is unfounded levels of brain rot. It's honestly almost scary.

  • @Theohybrid
    @Theohybrid 2 місяці тому

    Honestly, I'm primarily impressed that a cruise could even support all of these people for that long.

  • @Mimir789
    @Mimir789 Рік тому +259

    I love this new age where the rich people keep getting the worst deals. Submarine to see titanic = death, 9 month cruise to see the world = stuck on a flooding ship in tiny rooms

    • @WaterMelonS1
      @WaterMelonS1 Рік тому +16

      There are still people dying. Stupid or not, have some empathy. Assuming their dead, or are in real danger.

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 Рік тому +25

      ​@@WaterMelonS1I'll meet you halfway. I will have no empathy but I will not deny that I am a bad person who enjoys others being harmed.

    • @tankgirl_3846
      @tankgirl_3846 Рік тому

      @@raultrashlord4404 I applaud your self awareness!

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 Рік тому +6

      @@raultrashlord4404i respect you asmit that at least lol

    • @batayola2543
      @batayola2543 Рік тому +16

      ​@WaterMelonS1 feel like i could care less about the rich people when literal countries are experiencing genocide right now

  • @MKdaBEAZT
    @MKdaBEAZT 11 місяців тому +137

    Not Hunger Games they turned the cruise ship into Snowpiercer I'm hella weak 🤣

    • @PatrickRatman
      @PatrickRatman 10 місяців тому +9

      cant wait to catch when they run out of sanity and the "normal status people" fight their way to the top of the ship only to find that the captain orchestrated it to pick out who will become the next captain so he can retire.

    • @MKdaBEAZT
      @MKdaBEAZT 10 місяців тому +2

      @@PatrickRatman riiight lmao frfr

  • @Ebolaface
    @Ebolaface Рік тому +47

    I was in the US Navy and did a few 7 month cruises on an aircraft carrier. I can't imagine willingly paying to stay on a ship for 9 months. After about 3 months everyone gets real crazy lol

    • @reyesI165
      @reyesI165 Рік тому +4

      After the Newports run out, people start getting feral 💀

    • @cocodojo
      @cocodojo Рік тому +4

      At least we had Flight-Ops during the day and Night-Ops at night to keep things lively, not to mention the free fireworks along the Strait of Hormuz every night with live rounds!

    • @mr.halloween3371
      @mr.halloween3371 Рік тому +2

      I just learned that deep sea squid catcher's stay out for as long as 3 yrs at a time. That is well beyond the time period for going postal at sea.

    • @seanjones7474
      @seanjones7474 Рік тому

      ​@@reyesI165...or the smoke pit is secured, then all the smokers go crazy.

    • @seanjones7474
      @seanjones7474 Рік тому +1

      ​@@cocodojoyeah, just with flight ops, you gone have plenty of entertainment...both of my tiger cruises, them tigers were sick of the ship around day three. Give them a 8 month deployment and then let them fuss a about a love boat ship😅

  • @RelentlessOldMan
    @RelentlessOldMan 2 місяці тому +2

    If I was retired and you paid me 60 grand to go on this 9 month cruise ... I wouldn't.
    Pinnacle Status I'm So Elite Girl drives me nuts. 😂

  • @912yekim
    @912yekim Рік тому +210

    The duck hiding and guy threatening to press charges over them totally took me out 😂 some harmless couple

    • @jaleahrobinson5967
      @jaleahrobinson5967 11 місяців тому +2

      It’s funny because that’s a thing on cruises people hide them sometimes leave advice

    • @Captain_Gherkin
      @Captain_Gherkin 2 місяці тому

      Lil bro was definitely a Karen in a past life

  • @Nit3Guy
    @Nit3Guy 11 місяців тому +65

    I love the couple hiding ducks lmfao having mad fun trolling ppl in the most innocent & whimsical way😂

  • @mschmitt225
    @mschmitt225 Рік тому +32

    14:48 “Whoever is leaving these ducks everywhere, reveal yourself or I will be pressing charges” 😂🤣😂🤣 I’m dying

  • @kylefraley2961
    @kylefraley2961 2 місяці тому

    Keep up the solid video making set up you have going atozy ..hats off to you for doing such great work ..hats off to you good sir

  • @SheistyLady00
    @SheistyLady00 Рік тому +23

    The point of swinging on a cruise, is that you'll never see the other ppl again. After 9 months you're basically married if you're swinging consistently

  • @playingtheladyrebel
    @playingtheladyrebel Рік тому +95

    My parents are into cruising, and apparently the thing with the ducks happens on a lot of boats! They’ve even found little home made customised ones before- usually people attach a tag with their name and the cruise ship/sailing where they hid it, then other cruisers who’re joining in will take it home and hide it on their next boat, so you get a little record of all the ships it’s been on!

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y Рік тому +11

      That's so cool and adorable!

    • @EyeShadowQueenn
      @EyeShadowQueenn Рік тому +6

      That's kinda cute

    • @sergiosantos2498
      @sergiosantos2498 Рік тому

      Disney Cruise just banned the duck thing.

    • @Karamarika
      @Karamarika Рік тому

      ​@@sergiosantos2498that's on par for Disney these days. Nothing fun and wholesome allowed. People should just put rainbow and trans flags on the ducks and then they will not only allow it, but make it mandatory.

    • @DuskyJewel
      @DuskyJewel Рік тому +1

      @@KaramarikaWay to go! Homophobia and transphobia in one sentence. I’m impressed you are literate.

  • @keithremelts36
    @keithremelts36 Місяць тому

    I've intentionally never created a tiktok, for many reasons. But seeing this... I thought I had a reasonable pulse on reality. Boy have you slapped me hard with this one. I cant stop laughing and crying all at once.

  • @NebulousNector
    @NebulousNector Рік тому +37

    There are law firms circling this boat like sharks just waiting to get that class action going

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Рік тому +37

    People complain about "pranks" and "social experiments" that are nothing but assault on innocent passers-by. This cruise is a real "social experiment".

  • @W4ffl3Games
    @W4ffl3Games Рік тому +32

    I can't comment much on a lot of this, but the thing about hiding ducks is actually a very common thing on Royal Caribbean cruises. They even sometimes give prizes to people who find certain ducks.

  • @driplordissa
    @driplordissa 4 місяці тому +1

    Na that first girl spending time on the cruise with her “sugar daddy” not buying her shit for 9 months is funny asf and I am here for that

  • @yoyohayli
    @yoyohayli Рік тому +59

    "That only we have access to."
    "That only we have access to."
    "That only we have access to."
    "That only we have access to."
    "That only we have access to."
    "That only we have access to."
    Jesus Christ, we get it, lady.
    Tip: when you preface a list with "Here's all of the things only accessible to Elite members," you do not then have to state after each item in that list whom it is available to. It just sounds like she was trying to make everyone jealous with how 'elite' the food was compared to the food for the 'poors', and how special she is because look at all her special stuff just for her and only people like her with money and status!

    • @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321
      @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 Рік тому

      Oh, let us not be spiteful, fellow peasant, she got it from her paPA!

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому +7

      Money can't buy class.

    • @Cruisechatter
      @Cruisechatter Рік тому +2

      That irked me!!!

    • @Dannzilla
      @Dannzilla Рік тому +1

      Remember when humility was a thing? Feels like so long ago.

    • @spoons250
      @spoons250 Рік тому +1

      Like, you need to teach yourseld rich people DO have access to things poor people dont. This REALLY shows your insecure, and poor. IBTW, its satire. That wasnt a panicle ticket. And you still couldnt have been on that cruise.

  • @paramoreparks9960
    @paramoreparks9960 Рік тому +32

    The first 3 ports have all been CANCELED. This trip is a real nightmare.

  • @HelloYersoGae
    @HelloYersoGae Рік тому +71

    My great grandmother spends all her time sailing in cruises and vacationing for the last 30 years instead of buying a house or going to a senior place.
    She seems to love it

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 11 місяців тому +15

      It's becoming so common.

    • @helbent4
      @helbent4 11 місяців тому +4

      We actually cruised on this ship year before last. It wasn't the newest or best, but the crew and staff were fantastic. They made us feel special even though we were just the hoi polloi in an inside cabin, not top-shelf. I can see if you are elderly it's like living in a luxury hotel where everyone treats you like royalty. They give Disney a run for it's money, they are that good.

    • @njxwolverine2493
      @njxwolverine2493 11 місяців тому

      Idk sounds like she’s masking some inadequacies

  • @georgesmith3796
    @georgesmith3796 2 місяці тому

    Great video!! "That only we have access 2"

  • @katelynramirez1609
    @katelynramirez1609 Рік тому +20

    the couple hiding the ducks are so cute idk why anyone would be annoyed by that. they are just having fun, too many miserable & entitled people on this earth I swear.

  • @sebastienbolduc5654
    @sebastienbolduc5654 Рік тому +22

    Sounds like the captain is wanting to get that cruise over with asap, "We don't be able to dock into port today... ugh..because... ugh... the weather. Ya, the weather." 😂

  • @dathorus1
    @dathorus1 11 місяців тому +26

    "oh my gawwdd, all these rubber duckies are traumatising me. I'm going to press charges!" ha..haha...HAHAHA

  • @akasha.avatar
    @akasha.avatar 9 місяців тому

    "Whoever keeps leaving me ducks in secret reveal yourself or I'll be pressing charges "
    that's a phrase I've never in my entire existence though I'd hear 😂😂😂