I Tried a 1-Star Cruise

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  • @Wilki2708
    @Wilki2708 Місяць тому +4416

    'Why are they on my bed' ...... I was expecting to see Bald and Backpacker Ben laying there 😂😂😂

  • @RashyAnus
    @RashyAnus 27 днів тому +1093

    "When does the disco end mate?"
    "People keep dancing, I keep playing." Realest DJ ever

    • @markusmilesdigweed
      @markusmilesdigweed 15 днів тому +12

      Straight up! Caught that too lol

    • @lewi3_whufc
      @lewi3_whufc 14 днів тому +18

      Its actually a old cruise tradition! To keep playing till the last person leaves.

    • @mollyjo17
      @mollyjo17 13 днів тому +5

      Your name is hella uncalled for 🤣

    • @Ryan78900
      @Ryan78900 13 днів тому +2

      i tooted and poo fell out down my leg haha

    • @RichieI
      @RichieI 13 днів тому +1

      @@Ryan78900lol

  • @tanmayrohira4661
    @tanmayrohira4661 Місяць тому +4858

    “Bro is an introvert’s nightmare.”

    • @Alex-pc5jv
      @Alex-pc5jv Місяць тому +140

      100%

    • @georgioszygogiannis5427
      @georgioszygogiannis5427 Місяць тому +54

      😂😂😂 absolutely

    • @Flask777
      @Flask777 Місяць тому +84

      As a introvert yes this would be horrible but I have a feeling I could make the most of it :)

    • @Radictor44
      @Radictor44 Місяць тому +40

      @@Flask777 See you at the silent disco.. 🤣

    • @pablopablo3834
      @pablopablo3834 Місяць тому +14

      Yeah I'd really like to try it but I don't think I would enjoy it so I bet this is why its got loads of bad reviews because its peoples first cruise who think they won't like it and don't like it but also don't want to pay a high price. I'd probably try out one like this ship because its cheap and I'd be less annoyed if I wasted £200 than £300+.

  • @blob0000
    @blob0000 18 днів тому +243

    Social anxiety is scared of this guy

    • @ess2870
      @ess2870 8 днів тому +4

      I'm sitting on my couch debating taking a Xanax. Dude can't NOT talk to everyone. He's my doppelganger.

    • @smackhead
      @smackhead 5 днів тому

      @@ess2870 If he's your doppleganger you don't need Xanax. Get real. Xanax is for a true medical condition.

  • @blockhousebay2
    @blockhousebay2 25 днів тому +760

    The friendliest British tourist of all time, confusing the shit out of everyone and setting the level way to high for the rest of us.

    • @bobbastian760
      @bobbastian760 17 днів тому +1

      Scouse is easy to understand what do you mean...

    • @tomhall-jt8zv
      @tomhall-jt8zv 17 днів тому +8

      @@bobbastian760welsh*

    • @SchwanziniDeKarotta
      @SchwanziniDeKarotta 17 днів тому

      since noone likes british tourits, if you friendly you better than 90%

    • @Home.Barissta
      @Home.Barissta 15 днів тому +3

      @@bobbastian760scouse 😂😂 you’ve heard some weird accents

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 15 днів тому +4

      North Welsh is a mix of welsh & scouce 😂

  • @jamielee9350
    @jamielee9350 25 днів тому +234

    Fun Fact .... This ship is the Costa Fascinosa. It can carry 3780 passengers. It is the newest ship in the fleet. 3:00 When you said "This place is literally dead" , over 3000 people had already embarked. Best thing about Costa's cheap cruises is that they are full of people like yourself , no one trying to be someone they are not , just honest folk having a good time.

    • @yarcoPenfold
      @yarcoPenfold 21 день тому +14

      Me and the wife went on the Costa victoria back in 2003. 1 week around the med. £350 each. All inclusive Flights to Italy included from the uk. Was one of the best holidays I had back then. Better than the 1 star you're saying.

    • @jamielee9350
      @jamielee9350 18 днів тому +3

      @@yarcoPenfold I am not the one giving the review , giving it a "1 Star rating" ..

    • @nazul9502
      @nazul9502 13 днів тому +3

      @@yarcoPenfold he never said 1 star?

    • @larsnielsen1852
      @larsnielsen1852 13 днів тому +6

      And the cruises are cheap because they make money on everything else you spend like 129 euro massage etc.

    • @Lauternfelix1
      @Lauternfelix1 11 днів тому +5

      Fascinosa is one of the oldest...get your facts straight

  • @Ivansky1
    @Ivansky1 Місяць тому +2095

    11:05
    “Are you good?”
    “No, I’m Federic.”

    • @piotrkucybala
      @piotrkucybala Місяць тому +44

      😂😂

    • @pinakkoladaa
      @pinakkoladaa Місяць тому

      @@piotrkucybala😅😅😅😅

    • @lenniedavis1294
      @lenniedavis1294 Місяць тому +15

      lmao

    • @Agur.A
      @Agur.A Місяць тому +31

      That was epic 😅

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 29 днів тому +21

      Well, it is a daft question. He's not even American. If someone asked me that, I'd say, "That's not really for me to say. I try my best."

  • @pbjtime0
    @pbjtime0 Місяць тому +817

    A bad day on a cruise is always better than a good day at work

    • @pbjtime0
      @pbjtime0 Місяць тому +40

      Well unless you get a stomach virus 😂

    • @yeahme8367
      @yeahme8367 28 днів тому +27

      ​@@pbjtime0or sink 😂

    • @sarge6870
      @sarge6870 25 днів тому +4

      @@yeahme8367 Oh brother...dramatic much???

    • @Robin_S78
      @Robin_S78 24 дні тому +1

      Or when your work is worse than Costa and Msc

    • @arnabsen8633
      @arnabsen8633 24 дні тому +4

      unless the cruise sinks

  • @GenX80sKid
    @GenX80sKid 24 дні тому +221

    The people that gave 1 star reviews are the type of people that will never be satisfied with anything no matter how good something is....reviews are to be taken with a grain of salt these days whilst most reviews are posted by complaintive brats.

    • @Tommygreycj1990
      @Tommygreycj1990 10 днів тому

      Yes I agree there all over 50 got more money then they can spend and up there own posh arses. Eny slight swearing thay cry and eny interacting with people thay don't know thay turn there nose upto and cry. This cruise and the people on it are amazing and kind that's what separates us to them.

    • @lgnlint
      @lgnlint 10 днів тому +4

      Not really. It's just that people are far more inclined to go and leave a review when they have a bad experience rather than a good one. Like if you have such a horrible experience with something that you'd consider it 1 star you'd probably be upset enough about it to go and leave these reviews. Meanwhile, when people just enjoyed themselves or had no problems they're a lot less likely to go and leave reviews because they just don't have a strong enough reason to.

    • @CJG2006
      @CJG2006 5 днів тому +1

      Death leprosy profile picture , based.

  • @poorwotan
    @poorwotan 20 днів тому +31

    Long time cruiser with over 30 cruises from 2nd tier cruises (old Pullmantur) to high end luxury (Silverseas). Best advise is do your research on each line. Then, temper expectations or have realistic expectations. If you go to a Holiday Inn don't expect Ritz Carlton service/amenities. A "cheap" cruise line can easily surprise you with just a small extra touch making your (expected) experience fantastic!!! A high end cruise line can quickly disappoint by missing just one little thing of the expected.

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 12 днів тому +1

      Honestly if you don't pay that much you wont have much expectations either, easier to feel satisfied about smaller things.

  • @bryanmcdonnell6899
    @bryanmcdonnell6899 Місяць тому +574

    Watching Simon's videos gave me the confidence to solo travel and its easy to see why. He clearly demonstrates multiple times in this video how to make conversations with strangers.

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 26 днів тому +3

      I don't travel solo like he does bad a few trips over to England, but I do go to a lot of conventions etc solo and it's not too hard finding people to talk to, saying that I do find it easy enough to strike conversations up with ransoms, although I do have the gift of the gab so it just comes normal for me 🤣

    • @Bea.Sted.
      @Bea.Sted. 26 днів тому +1

      ​@Klynch111 basically, you use common sense

    • @gastongeneral6861
      @gastongeneral6861 26 днів тому +5

      @@Klynch111 What's your usual 'ransom' price? ;=)

    • @johny5400
      @johny5400 24 дні тому +9

      Yea, you can have conversation with strangers, that is the easiest thing to do. But that is where it ends. You saw few moments with a small talk....I can assure you that 98% of time you'll be on your own, alone

    • @bryanmcdonnell6899
      @bryanmcdonnell6899 24 дні тому +6

      @@johny5400 it depends on the environment you meet them in. Sometimes conversations could range from 2 mins to an hour. I've solo travelled and met people in bars and spent the evening chatting to them but then again you don't win every battle.

  • @hathbenali
    @hathbenali 29 днів тому +165

    Best thing about you Simon that you are polite and friendly with everyone and consistent in that. Very genuine. Good on you man

  • @ukdavepianoman
    @ukdavepianoman Місяць тому +373

    Love Simon's energy and how he interacts with everybody/anybody. Seemed reasonably ok for a 1 star cruise.

    • @jbsprojects8186
      @jbsprojects8186 23 дні тому +18

      The looks from the cruise workers as he interrogates them and follows them around was little creepy

    • @mauriceridesout
      @mauriceridesout 19 днів тому

      ​@@jbsprojects8186not really.

    • @RainBitcoins
      @RainBitcoins 19 днів тому +11

      Lol, thats because he assumes everyone enjoys his presence.

    • @Mirozenx
      @Mirozenx 17 днів тому

      ​@jbsprojects8186 christ how miserable are you?

    • @stevegarside2471
      @stevegarside2471 17 днів тому

      I'd find him to spend overpowering, just about made it through the video.

  • @FraserAtSea
    @FraserAtSea 19 днів тому +41

    I was so happy to see you were positive about the room. I cruised twice with Costa last year, and found them to be wonderful from an overall value point of view!

  • @mutenzockt1214
    @mutenzockt1214 15 днів тому +10

    shoutout to Leon being the most sympathetic and motivated guy I've seen in this video

  • @jason5047
    @jason5047 Місяць тому +676

    If everyone was a bit like Simon we'd all be friends lol He can chat away and get on with everyone he speaks to, another great video!

    • @guitaristssuck8979
      @guitaristssuck8979 Місяць тому +29

      Most of them weren't interested in having a conversation

    • @OohRight
      @OohRight Місяць тому +9

      ​@@guitaristssuck8979 yeah literally trying to walk away

    • @SpicyRikers
      @SpicyRikers Місяць тому +15

      @@OohRight Everybody is so closed off in the modern day lol, Was very common a long time ago to erupt into conversation to passers by and be social in my opinion!

    • @anonymous77173
      @anonymous77173 29 днів тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 27 днів тому +10

      As long as I got the unlimited drink package, I think I could keep up with Simon’s energy

  • @jakemorrison8507
    @jakemorrison8507 Місяць тому +84

    Simons interactions are absolutely amazing, always, fair play 😂
    It's what makes him so standout so much from the crowd

  • @paulLFC93
    @paulLFC93 Місяць тому +638

    The slightly foreign accent you put on when talking to foreign people cracks me up 😂

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 25 днів тому +76

      quite natural a lot of people do this without noticing

    • @robhood8218
      @robhood8218 25 днів тому +39

      @@viiperbiite100% 😅. I spent several years dispatching semi trucks in the US, and most of my fleet are Cuban, and I found myself code switching frequently and would often say things in a Cuban accent. You also speak in simpler English, and structure your sentences differently. I found I didn’t use conjunctions as much either. Like “can not” instead of “can’t,” or “there is” instead of “there’s.”

    • @piratesswoop725
      @piratesswoop725 25 днів тому +8

      I notice myself doing this too! I am a teacher and have students who speak Russian and I find myself sometimes giving my voice a little accent as I pronounce their names!

    • @rastaman5354
      @rastaman5354 21 день тому +4

      Helps them understand better I think. I also do it 😂

    • @minimeee04
      @minimeee04 20 днів тому +5

      Reminded me of Steve Mclaren when he managed in Holland.😂

  • @soli_soli
    @soli_soli День тому +5

    funfact: within 24 hours he managed to shake hands with all 1000 passengers..

    • @JHizzleinthebizzlePNW
      @JHizzleinthebizzlePNW День тому +1

      After seeing this comment it's all I'm noticing now and I hate it lol

    • @soli_soli
      @soli_soli 14 годин тому

      @@JHizzleinthebizzlePNW hahaha.. excellent!

  • @jennifersmith4657
    @jennifersmith4657 6 днів тому +4

    The fact that you engage with everyone will always make any adventure awesome, especially with crew members. They will tell you everything you need to know! I would love to travel with you. It's what travel is truly about. Getting to know people!

  • @anythingroam2423
    @anythingroam2423 Місяць тому +193

    Avid cruiser here. Looks very similar to a carnival cruise ship just with different colors. For the price you paid I am glad you agree on the value they offer for a nice weekend at sea.
    I am honestly floored you got a balcony room for your price. Usually thats an inside room at the bow of the ship hahaha.

    • @aleksilindstrom1694
      @aleksilindstrom1694 26 днів тому +13

      Costa Cruises is a subsidiary of Carnival and they operate similar vessels with different branding and colours.

    • @ConnorLipke
      @ConnorLipke 26 днів тому +8

      @@aleksilindstrom1694 explains why I had these thoughts as well. I'm immune to carnival PTSD after cruising 30 times lol. I was like "this doesn't look all that bad"

    • @Abboman111
      @Abboman111 25 днів тому +2

      He prob paid more and only did 1 night for sure.

    • @MTGWithMike
      @MTGWithMike 25 днів тому +9

      @@Abboman111 ? No - you can literally find deals on cruises as low as $125 for 3 days some times.
      I can literally go to the bahamas right now for $175 4 days - took me less than 20 seconds to find.

    • @Abboman111
      @Abboman111 25 днів тому +1

      @@MTGWithMike not what I’m saying at all, I know those deals exist, I’m just saying don’t believe everything you watch online ;-) do you think he did 3 days?

  • @Shoulderdevil2023
    @Shoulderdevil2023 Місяць тому +43

    nice one mate- i would consider going on a budget cruise ship now. Filipinos which make up most of service workers on ship are best and most hospitable people always!

  • @RossAlexFlips
    @RossAlexFlips Місяць тому +345

    This is why I take reviews with a grain of salt. This cruise has everything the other cruise’s have and actually looks really nice! For $200 you can’t lose. NCL and RC cruises can go for over a grand. Plus, you even got a balcony!

    • @trigun442
      @trigun442 Місяць тому +16

      Thats an excellent price. My wife and I recently went to Alaska on an 8 day cruise with celebrity and we paid more than $5,000.

    • @Remianen
      @Remianen Місяць тому +17

      Reviews are often done by people who are extremely experienced and thus, set in their ways. I always tell people (clients or not) that it all depends on what you want to do on the ship or on the trip in general. If you just care about the ports, the ship isn't really that important. You can take a small ship without all the bells and whistles (Viking, for example) and have a great time. If you want the ship to be the destination, that's what you can pay (and pay and pay and pay and pay some more) for. My friends who book with me that want to party as much as possible take a ship that isn't the newest (say, 10-15ish years old, Radiance or Freedom class with RCCL as an example) and buy the biggest drinks package and pay in advance for the signature restaurants and only cruise in certain areas (with ports they've partied in before, so don't need to go ashore at). The friends who want the best value tend to go for even older ships (or a few of MSC's options) or niche ships like Margaritaville or Costa and spend their money onboard (drinks package in advance though) or in port. If you want both, THAT is when you get into the upper tiers in pricing. If you want it all, you have to pay for it all.

    • @RustyVaperGameplay
      @RustyVaperGameplay 27 днів тому +17

      @@Remianen People are quicker to make a bad review than a good one.

    • @blackoutgstar9949
      @blackoutgstar9949 27 днів тому +1

      you missed the part at the start about the concordia
      and look what happened to the titanic
      you definitely can lose

    • @Drew-py8kg
      @Drew-py8kg 27 днів тому +1

      @@blackoutgstar9949 how is it to live in fear ? 🤣🤣

  • @bigstackD
    @bigstackD 18 днів тому +38

    1 star cruise!!! No Way , Looks like a 4 star Cruise to me minimum, but only with the drink package 👊🏻

    • @Confessor555
      @Confessor555 10 днів тому +1

      Yeah I got a drink ticket for 15 drinks a day, lmao! Top shelf stuff, huge drinks...4 or 5 was enough for this alcoholic

  • @RenaceHighblue
    @RenaceHighblue 25 днів тому +26

    I've cruised on that ship Costa Fascinosa in May this year i spent 2 weeks on that ship and i totally loved it!
    The ship is beautifull not to big and not to small!
    You have lots of entertainment onboard and lots of food choices!
    And above all of that the crew members are so friendly and always ready to help you with something you need! And my cabin was cleaned everyday and they did an amazing work cleaning and you also get everyday new towels to shower! So those people complaining are probably just white snobs! I really recommend going on a cruise with Costa Fascinosa or any other ship on Costa Cruises!
    I have videos on my channel in this amazing ship!

  • @jonnyhawkins7744
    @jonnyhawkins7744 Місяць тому +261

    Something so simple as a High Five will make that guys day a little bit better. Shows you appreciate his work. Another great video Simon

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO 26 днів тому +13

      Kindness is the greatest currency there is.
      And it's absolutely free.

    • @djemsonc1339
      @djemsonc1339 19 днів тому +6

      @@BOOSETO I work 5 years for one river cruise company and i can tell u that u are totally right, there is no tips which can pay for being an asshole, so being normal and nice is best tips for us 😀

  • @DanRobards
    @DanRobards Місяць тому +289

    Fair play. £200 that's brilliant. 1 night in my nearest Premier Inn is £180!

    • @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357
      @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357 Місяць тому +16

      I paid similar for a night in London and the hotel was about as bottom tier as you can get.

    • @madaboutsnooker147
      @madaboutsnooker147 Місяць тому +1

      and knowing the state of the hotel , free drinks should fkn follow that price too :D

    • @jimmy6283
      @jimmy6283 Місяць тому +8

      If the migrants didn't beat you, their 😅

    • @HassanKhan-vt6zb
      @HassanKhan-vt6zb Місяць тому

      @@jimmy6283😂😂😂

    • @spooders8424
      @spooders8424 Місяць тому +2

      @@ramborambokitchenkitchen6357well you were in London

  • @TIstompsUout
    @TIstompsUout Місяць тому +215

    The night club cut scene was brilliant

  • @SaiyanABlazeNinja
    @SaiyanABlazeNinja 11 днів тому +10

    6:50 Seeing that couple warmed my heart. Even if it's a one star liner you can tell they're enjoying it as if they're in the greatest place in the world!

    • @ChromeDestiny
      @ChromeDestiny 2 дні тому +1

      Often it's not where you are it's who you're with.

    • @Ahmed-m4y6c
      @Ahmed-m4y6c День тому +1

      They could have spent months saving up for it, maybe their first holiday in a long time! Always nice to see people enjoying things

  • @chadhero37
    @chadhero37 24 дні тому +70

    I worked for Carnival, Royal and Celebrity as a singer. I loved the old Carnival ships because not many corporate people onboard, so we had more fun!

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 17 днів тому +6

      That’s awesome. My friend, her ex-husband used to play the saxophone on different cruise ships. He was Wayne Newtons saxophone player.

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 13 днів тому

      I remember u!!!

    • @chadhero37
      @chadhero37 13 днів тому +1

      @@kyoakland prove it lol, how do you remember me? Give me details lol

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 8 днів тому

      Carnival do legit do some banger cruises tbf. Not always a fan of them, but that one I did

    • @tlslawncare
      @tlslawncare 5 днів тому

      Nice. I was the sound guy on the Magic, Victory and Spirit for a couple of years. Had an amazing time.

  • @joshchilds91
    @joshchilds91 28 днів тому +23

    pure class simon! I worked for Norwegian Cruiseline for 5 years in their kids and teen centres. you gave such a great tour and brought back many memories. I was impressed with this one star ship!

  • @danielnanino
    @danielnanino 28 днів тому +187

    I'm 23 years old, I'm Italian, I did about 15 cruises with msc, royal Caribbean, celebrity cruises, and Costa, also this ship in Greenland last year. I really don't think it's a one-star ship/company and I already find the title mooing. If you are travelling in bad weather or no shining sun I can assure you that whatever the ship is, the experience is not at its best. The food was really great, the ship was recently renovated, and it has all the common comforts. The only note was perhaps the organisation of excursions, logistics and customer service.

    • @hughw2377
      @hughw2377 25 днів тому +5

      Msc or royal carribbean, which one is better?

    • @elusivelectron
      @elusivelectron 25 днів тому +16

      People are review bombing it to keep it cheap.

    • @Robin_S78
      @Robin_S78 24 дні тому

      @@hughw2377Msc is a cheap zoo experience, except when you stay in the Yacht Club.

    • @danielnanino
      @danielnanino 24 дні тому +9

      It depends, for entertainment, shows, itineraries and services...royal Caribbean. For food, tranquillity, class, elegance... Msc...but it all depends on the ships you choose, the period if it's in season or not...however in principle the newly launched ships or the companies like those mentioned offer more or less the same experience! I now prefer to give importance to the itinerary and excursions... leaving the ship in the background..

    • @lucalucaluca
      @lucalucaluca 22 дні тому +7

      15 crociere a 23 anni? dimmi che sei un figlio di papà senza dirmi che sei un figlio di papà

  • @arronblack67
    @arronblack67 Місяць тому +117

    Simon you are genuinely one of the nicest guys ever. Absolute gem of a guy

  • @matttweed8961
    @matttweed8961 25 днів тому +11

    Nothing wrong at all with this cruise it looks pretty good to be fair, cheap and loads to do

  • @jamesaspinall9248
    @jamesaspinall9248 24 дні тому +8

    No matter where or what, there will always be 1 star reviews, deserved or not.

  • @ValentinSt
    @ValentinSt Місяць тому +91

    I like Simon how at the beginning complaining there is nobody, claiming it's dead, it's empty, no one is gonna be there and in the very next moment is like "Oh my god it's packed full, for sure it has at least couple of thousands of people, it's crazy" :D :D

  • @joshua4302
    @joshua4302 Місяць тому +377

    8:50 “Jason der ist bekannt” which translates to “Jason, he is famous” 😂😂

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Місяць тому +47

      See! The Germans DO have a sense of humor!

    • @FrEeWaY7k
      @FrEeWaY7k Місяць тому +12

      more like well-known but fair enough

    • @markuskuhl1376
      @markuskuhl1376 Місяць тому

      @@mason96575 That´s what we are famous for

    • @pablopablo3834
      @pablopablo3834 Місяць тому +22

      The Jason dude sounded English or learned from an actual English person.

    • @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357
      @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357 Місяць тому +8

      @@pablopablo3834People who are in German families but lived abroad as a kid speak English like this. My friend is German but grew up in England so he can flip between perfect German accent and sounding like a native Brit lol.

  • @maestromaster8702
    @maestromaster8702 Місяць тому +27

    Simon's friendliness (and the fact we're both Welsh) makes his videos the perfect thing to watch.

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 17 днів тому

      I’m part welsh now I know where my friendliness comes from 🤣

  • @OscarScheepstra_Artemis_
    @OscarScheepstra_Artemis_ 17 днів тому +4

    Im actually impressed, everyone is so nice and the boat looks pretty decent! It’s by no means a luxury cruise but everything looks pretty okay. It is basic, a bit old, tacky… but it doesn’t deserve one star.

  • @richardnelson3507
    @richardnelson3507 25 днів тому +3

    You have a LOT of reviewers that love to simply tear these ships apart. If it's what you do for a living, you notice every tiny little thing, and they end up building mountains out of molehills. You can NOT beat the value of this cruise. I would honestly say it's a 3 star cruise, and for 200 bucks? That's fine. Especially if you want to take the kids or if you're paying for a group of people.

  • @bradpoole3943
    @bradpoole3943 Місяць тому +62

    Would love to see Simon visit Tbilisi! Not enough content from there, lived there for a bit and it’s such an awesome place with GREAT food that Simon will actually eat!

    • @Psiilocybe
      @Psiilocybe Місяць тому +12

      Georgia is a beautiful country, with great culture, delicious wine and cusine. And nice people. Tbilisi also is a very young and modern cool city. Underrated indeed.

    • @astroboirap
      @astroboirap Місяць тому

      nah

    • @HarryFlashmanVC
      @HarryFlashmanVC 17 днів тому

      Georgian wine.. hugely under rated

  • @pablopablo3834
    @pablopablo3834 Місяць тому +42

    Simon gets PTSD about the Costa Concordia every time he see a life jacket lmao.

  • @John-cn9bq
    @John-cn9bq Місяць тому +140

    Love a cheeky little monday eve vid from wilson

  • @linda1937
    @linda1937 2 дні тому +1

    Hi there Simon just found your channel you’re such a nice guy and so friendly.watching from Australia 🇦🇺 cheers

  • @Ryzilience
    @Ryzilience 20 днів тому +5

    The Costa Cruise liners don't look very pleasing exterior wise but they are so nice, sleek inside! It reminds me of the Imperator class ocean liners back in the 1900s that looked slightly unattractive by exterior but had amazing interiors!

  • @Joshua89
    @Joshua89 Місяць тому +23

    I actually did this exact same cruise/days/cities around 6 years ago on a company trip. Had nothing to complain about besides that I personally dont like to be stuck on a ship and have limited time to visit the cities. But the services and food were in my opinion very good

  • @martymcfly256
    @martymcfly256 Місяць тому +81

    Been on 27 cruises with 7 different cruise lines. While I've never sailed with Costa, that style of ship is the same as Carnival's Conquest class, and it's my favourite kind. Not too big, not too small. I don't care for the mega ships.

    • @pickensburgh386
      @pickensburgh386 Місяць тому +7

      Congrats

    • @greenidguy9292
      @greenidguy9292 Місяць тому +3

      I’m so relieved…

    • @Therealprinceofcobh
      @Therealprinceofcobh Місяць тому +1

      It’s the Concordia class not conquest class they’re custom built for Costa

    • @remirez2k3
      @remirez2k3 Місяць тому +2

      im actually on the carnival conquest in 39 days

    • @martymcfly256
      @martymcfly256 Місяць тому +4

      @@Therealprinceofcobh I know they are. But Carnival owns Costa, so many of the ships are very similar in decor and layout. The Concordia class is quite similar to Carnival ships like the Conquest, Valor, Liberty, Splendor, etc.

  • @davidomara1142
    @davidomara1142 Місяць тому +38

    'tell you what, £200 for this and you get a slide' 😂

  • @leo21211
    @leo21211 16 днів тому +4

    This is a cruise you take to get away for a while, thats it. No frills, nothing shiny, just "I'm on a boat and I'm ok with that".

  • @ricklepick9148
    @ricklepick9148 25 днів тому +4

    Just got back from a Norwegian cruise, this seems a lot nicer. Also, as near as I can tell, the entire country of the Philippines works on cruise ships.

  • @Remianen
    @Remianen Місяць тому +11

    Simon, Simon, Simon. If I could tell you how many clients I've had who were just like you (but they were on Carnival which is *_significantly_* more packed). I had one client FaceTime me from the Mardi Gras, asking me where to find stuff on the ship. No, I'm not kidding. You are at least extremely extroverted so you have no problems asking people for help. Simon looks like the prototypical cruise newbie. "What's goin' on in there?!" at the photography studio.🤣LOVE IT! High fiving everyone is HILARIOUS! Never change! Oh, one thing: it's bad etiquette on cruises to talk about the Titanic or Concordia or the ship sinking in general. It's like getting into a car and saying, "This is a good day for a redline head-on" (translation: This is a good day for a head-on collision at maximum speed). Not something you want to put out into the universe. Yes, gambling in international waters means you're not governed by any one nation's gambling laws. Slots are different, except in certain areas (Middle East, for example). In those theaters, the casino wouldn't even open until the ship was in international waters. Leon is GOOD PEOPLE. You find a lot of those on the lowest rated cruises because of the price point. Working people who can't justify spending an eighth of their annual take home on a 3-5 day vacay (like Utopia of the Seas charges). Lot of my clients are like that.
    But this entire cruise is proof positive that sports can truly unite people. Liverpool and AC Milan (as well as Napoli) should hate each other since they often meet with the biggest stakes (Champions League usually, Europa League at worst) but they do business with each other every single day.

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 13 днів тому +2

      It’s like saying Bomb on a 🛬😂

  • @nicolethomson1868
    @nicolethomson1868 Місяць тому +379

    Do you have any more challenges coming up I miss them

    • @EdwardRock1
      @EdwardRock1 Місяць тому +34

      RIP punctuation.

    • @blr8980
      @blr8980 Місяць тому +35

      @@EdwardRock1 Cant say RIP to your virginity if this bothers you sadly.

    • @ogbkballa
      @ogbkballa Місяць тому +1

      Might be a bit too old for them now unfortunately lol

    • @jodieharris388
      @jodieharris388 Місяць тому +1

      I second this! Loved the challenges

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  Місяць тому +98

      👀

  • @nikkielmersonrosales412
    @nikkielmersonrosales412 Місяць тому +28

    Goosebumps a lot Filipino seafarers there! 🇵🇭 Proudly pinoy here! ❤️

    • @Before-GTA6
      @Before-GTA6 Місяць тому +4

      No wonder it's 1 star

    • @CarbonatedTurtle
      @CarbonatedTurtle 24 дні тому +6

      Cruise companies take advantage of cheap labour by hiring most of their crew from the Philippines and India. I'm Canadian and I felt pretty guilty making 3x as much as my Filipino coworkers for doing the same amount of work.

    • @rlsid
      @rlsid 22 дні тому +7

      @@Before-GTA6 what the hell is that supposed to mean?

    • @tw25rw
      @tw25rw 18 днів тому

      ​@@Before-GTA6take a Cunard cruise and you'll find many Filipino crew as well.

  • @ChelsyLewandowski
    @ChelsyLewandowski 7 днів тому +1

    8:00 I’m only 8 minutes into the first video I’ve ever seen if yours and am an instant fan! You’re awesome

  • @goodfox9250
    @goodfox9250 4 дні тому +1

    This cruise looks like the set of Logan’s Run.

  • @rhcp9009
    @rhcp9009 Місяць тому +9

    Now I understand why older people take cruises. They might as well hop from one cheap cruise to another instead of paying 1000’s to a retirement home or a house. Just keep cruising until you actually get old enough to need hospice.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 17 днів тому +4

      My mother bought a bunch of consecutive timeshares all in the same Mexican beach resort. So 4 months a year she spent there, every couple of weeks moving to a new unit in the same building. Lovely weather, good food, helpful and friendly staff (didn’t hurt that she tipped well) and everything in the resort. Far nicer than an assisted living place.

  • @ChaCha-ry8qb
    @ChaCha-ry8qb 26 днів тому +34

    I’ve just found this channel I LOVE how he talks to EVERYONE whether they want to or not!!

  • @MinerBot
    @MinerBot Місяць тому +40

    i thought it was gonna be swans made of towels on the bed not lifejackets haha

    • @piotrkucybala
      @piotrkucybala Місяць тому +3

      Could've been bald and backpacker ben

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 17 днів тому +1

      Better than finding life jackets made of towels!

  • @Nobruc
    @Nobruc 16 днів тому +1

    I know it's a 1-Star cruise, but the crew seemed super polite and nice!

  • @beccabrace2525
    @beccabrace2525 16 днів тому +2

    Aww I love the way you get people chatting , the cruise appeared alright to me

  • @grsl4026
    @grsl4026 Місяць тому +503

    13 mins in. There’s fuck all wrong with that cruise like

    • @cocoomalov3r
      @cocoomalov3r Місяць тому +78

      i thought it looked great, he wants to try the newcastle to amsterdam ferry if he wants propper 1 star 😆 a hive of scum and villiany

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn Місяць тому +5

      Guess it depends how much you've paid for it!

    • @grsl4026
      @grsl4026 Місяць тому +23

      @@MrClayJohn I would have paid for the drinks and food. Even 500 quid for 3 days is pretty decent.

    • @alrightdave6135
      @alrightdave6135 Місяць тому

      ​@@MrClayJohn£200

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn Місяць тому +3

      @@alrightdave6135 that's what Simon paid but we don't know what the 1 star reviewers paid

  • @pinkmagiclala
    @pinkmagiclala Місяць тому +36

    Simon is sunshine in human form 🥰

  • @AdamL1411
    @AdamL1411 28 днів тому +11

    jason and leon id have stayed on the drink with them two 😂 looked like good lads

  • @lemonade6126
    @lemonade6126 19 днів тому +1

    Shoutout to all the Filipinos in that ship. Never thought this ship would employ alot of people from the Philippines. Our heroes! 🇵🇭

    • @dykam
      @dykam 7 днів тому

      The cruise world runs on Filipinos. The shipping world runs on cheap labour, lots of southeast Asians. But cruises are a lot of Filipinos.

  • @sjp2084
    @sjp2084 6 годин тому

    The cut away from wondering how the disco is to being in the disco shaking your head has me 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheDigitalblue
    @TheDigitalblue Місяць тому +15

    Anybody eles feel dizzy watching simon walking around the ship :)

    • @Freespeech141
      @Freespeech141 19 днів тому +1

      Yes! He walked though all those bars but didn’t sit for a single drink! 😹

  • @monikaunterwegs7960
    @monikaunterwegs7960 Місяць тому +22

    other prepare for their cruises months before departure. Mr Wilson goes on the cruise without any clue at all 😂

  • @dangerzone24
    @dangerzone24 Місяць тому +18

    Looks like Simon forgot his 2 pound cruise LOL

  • @mcgon
    @mcgon 7 днів тому

    Your must video in ages Simon. Love it! I wish i had this social manner. Bro is so happy in his own skin. It's class

  • @MrUmpalumpa99
    @MrUmpalumpa99 Місяць тому +42

    I swear Simon said he was there for 3 days. Seemed like it was just 1

    • @djprotege
      @djprotege Місяць тому +11

      seemed like the video just ended half way thru editing lol

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 Місяць тому

      It was, where he got off was just a port of call

    • @Imjonjones2024
      @Imjonjones2024 Місяць тому +6

      @@a_goblue2023I think what most people are complaint about is he didn’t show the last two days and the video ended abruptly

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 Місяць тому +2

      @@Imjonjones2024 yeah but my point was that he ended the video on the second day of the cruise so maybe he plans to upload another part

    • @crowdavidson
      @crowdavidson 25 днів тому +1

      Yeah the way he ended it like “And that’s it. Costa Cruise done” it sounds like there won’t be a part 2 or 3

  • @qlmnauyjvewrh1542
    @qlmnauyjvewrh1542 Місяць тому +13

    Simon whilst eating:
    "I don't know if I'm supposed to pay for this"
    🤦‍♂🤣🤣

  • @wolverine1.
    @wolverine1. Місяць тому +19

    Monopoly series returns
    A dream 😂

  • @dandrakenholt5455
    @dandrakenholt5455 19 днів тому +1

    This was actually really funny. It was really entertaining. Love it!!!!!

  • @carlerickson74
    @carlerickson74 25 днів тому +2

    One star?! Lol😂 it looks a lot nicer than some Carnival cruises! lol! You boarded with an open, positive attitude, good vibes, good karma in return!🤗

  • @drainbamage
    @drainbamage Місяць тому +86

    "Jason, der is bekannt!" 😂

  • @SlickArt126
    @SlickArt126 Місяць тому +40

    3 days? Looks like you were on there for 18 hours.

    • @crowdavidson
      @crowdavidson 25 днів тому

      Yeah definitely. I can’t think what else he can film on the ship to make an entertaining part 2 or 3 though.

  • @nathanaeljnp9735
    @nathanaeljnp9735 Місяць тому +16

    Simon and his crazy ideas 😂

  • @lint8391
    @lint8391 19 днів тому +2

    The last cruise I went on, we paid £36 per person per day.
    We had a great time.
    Cruising is great when you get the right deal.

  • @jbiz6626
    @jbiz6626 25 днів тому +10

    Simon Wilson = hectic editing gives you a head ache watching it

  • @eimantas314-rblx
    @eimantas314-rblx Місяць тому +6

    When simon posts my day gets 100% better

  • @Markmeister1989
    @Markmeister1989 Місяць тому +26

    Next up should be a "Booze-cruise" with Viking Glory or Silja Serenade/Silja Symphony from Sweden to Finland! :D

    • @KimmyJongUn
      @KimmyJongUn Місяць тому

      Silja Baltic Queen is also good to Tallinn, paid €15 for a bed

  • @christinedugmore
    @christinedugmore Місяць тому +8

    Well it’s £190 a night in a travel lodge in Birmingham, so sounds like a bargain to me!!

  • @simonebaldazzi
    @simonebaldazzi 17 днів тому +1

    I performed my shows on Costa for 4 years (2014-2018). I was on 12 ships of the fleet and I've only got beautiful memories. What happened with Schettino is unforgivable, but that doesn't mean that the company is bad.

  • @pauldad1
    @pauldad1 16 днів тому +1

    Love your positivity, really nice vibe.

  • @RedMachineKieran
    @RedMachineKieran Місяць тому +11

    That's unbelievable value for what you get

  • @briansweeney2291
    @briansweeney2291 Місяць тому +48

    Wow 3 days went fast Simon 😂

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 Місяць тому +4

      That was only the first day, he got off in Genoa which is the first port of call

    • @Martin_V8
      @Martin_V8 Місяць тому

      @@a_goblue2023 if you’ve paid to go on a cruise, you should have stayed on it for the duration because things might have looked good at the start but anything could’ve gone downhill!

    • @beardedlonewolf7695
      @beardedlonewolf7695 Місяць тому

      @@a_goblue2023 Have you seen the end of the video? "Costa cruises done"

  • @cryptomaniac7655
    @cryptomaniac7655 26 днів тому +4

    who needs companions when you're friends with everyone?

  • @KuyaJRTV
    @KuyaJRTV 15 днів тому +1

    It looks pretty decent though😅

  • @JayStoneCreative
    @JayStoneCreative 10 днів тому +2

    When he said "Do you remember the Costa Concordia?" I actually thought he was going to say "Yep this is the same ship" ahahah fml

    • @monsterkillsports3499
      @monsterkillsports3499 10 днів тому +1

      50% right 😅 Costa Fascinosa (the ship on video) is a Concordia-class cruise ship,This class of ships gets its name "Concordia" because she was the first of a series of 6 ships :
      Costa Concordia built in 2006 (sanked and destroyed)
      Costa Serena 2007
      Carnival Splendor 2008 (famous for the poop cruise accident)
      Costa Pacifica 2009
      Costa Favolosa 2011
      Costa Fascinosa 2012
      all share the same exterior design engines controls exc..all of them still in operation apart from the Concordia..all of them build by Fincantieri (ita)
      Costa Fascinosa cost 510 million euro to build.
      Byeee

  • @5pastnein83
    @5pastnein83 Місяць тому +12

    A Simon Wilson video will make you happy, trust me

  • @perforce6292
    @perforce6292 Місяць тому +5

    21:01 Looks so nice

    • @NathanHayes97
      @NathanHayes97 Місяць тому +13

      Videos been on for 30 seconds. Ffs 🤣

  • @MihailSmirnov-dw9qq
    @MihailSmirnov-dw9qq Місяць тому +24

    Loved every moment of this content! You did amazing!

    • @phehibs
      @phehibs Місяць тому +4

      Really? His quality of video has gone downhill.
      3 days, poor editing for me and seemed rushed.

    • @minisnee
      @minisnee Місяць тому +7

      ​@@phehibsyou are reacting to a bot haha

    • @reggie933
      @reggie933 Місяць тому

      Bot

    • @phehibs
      @phehibs Місяць тому +1

      @@minisnee I was still correct though ha

    • @minisnee
      @minisnee Місяць тому +1

      @@phehibs yeah def agree haha

  • @normahS
    @normahS 3 дні тому

    UA-cam just randomly suggested this video. I'm not disappointed. Love the format. Great job.:-D

  • @igormendes8643
    @igormendes8643 12 днів тому +1

    Costa cruises are very common on summer in Brazil, and they are usually great. If you compare to Royal Caribbean most modern ships, of course it's a little bit outdated, but that's not bad. A lot of ports cannot hold these gigantic ships, and Costa has some great options

  • @anthonyduncalf-uk
    @anthonyduncalf-uk Місяць тому +14

    If that's 1 Star my town is minus 15 because that ship is better than where I live.

    • @danielfelmingham1876
      @danielfelmingham1876 24 дні тому +1

      It's really a 4 star ship,this is just for views and is completely incorrect.

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 21 день тому

      @@danielfelmingham1876 is that four star as in 4/5 or 4/10? Genuine question. I have no idea how cruise "ratings" work

    • @danielfelmingham1876
      @danielfelmingham1876 21 день тому

      @TheComputec
      The star ratings go up to 6 stars, so 4 is really a pretty high standard.

  • @remmost9688
    @remmost9688 Місяць тому +13

    Hahahahahahahahahahah 26:27 minute mark…… too funny!!!!!

  • @oliveryorke5142
    @oliveryorke5142 Місяць тому +5

    You should go on Celebrity Cruises! Great Video

  • @Retro2Modern_2025
    @Retro2Modern_2025 13 годин тому

    Awesome video and everyone you encounter was so chill and friendly and from all over the place

  • @ApexHerbivore
    @ApexHerbivore 21 день тому +2

    4:34 hahahah what happened there????? Did she think you were gonna punch her? Looked like she was gonna fist bump you, until she flinched lmao

  • @hubifellows
    @hubifellows 29 днів тому +7

    Nobodys talking about 17:53 😮‍💨🫲🤛🏻

    • @adamhayes9250
      @adamhayes9250 29 днів тому

      I caught that 😂

    • @SusanS777
      @SusanS777 26 днів тому

      What was it? I think it was edited