I Tried a 1-Star Cruise

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 498

  • @Wilki2708
    @Wilki2708 9 годин тому +480

    'Why are they on my bed' ...... I was expecting to see Bald and Backpacker Ben laying there 😂😂😂

  • @tanmayrohira4661
    @tanmayrohira4661 10 годин тому +330

    “Bro is an introvert’s nightmare.”

    • @Alex-pc5jv
      @Alex-pc5jv 9 годин тому +7

      100%

    • @georgioszygogiannis5427
      @georgioszygogiannis5427 9 годин тому +4

      😂😂😂 absolutely

    • @Flask777
      @Flask777 9 годин тому +4

      As a introvert yes this would be horrible but I have a feeling I could make the most of it :)

    • @Radictor44
      @Radictor44 8 годин тому +6

      @@Flask777 See you at the silent disco.. 🤣

    • @pablopablo3834
      @pablopablo3834 8 годин тому +2

      Yeah I'd really like to try it but I don't think I would enjoy it so I bet this is why its got loads of bad reviews because its peoples first cruise who think they won't like it and don't like it but also don't want to pay a high price. I'd probably try out one like this ship because its cheap and I'd be less annoyed if I wasted £200 than £300+.

  • @Ivansky1
    @Ivansky1 9 годин тому +157

    11:05
    “Are you good?”
    “No, I’m Federic.”

  • @jason5047
    @jason5047 10 годин тому +57

    If everyone was a bit like Simon we'd all be friends lol He can chat away and get on with everyone he speaks to, another great video!

  • @John-cn9bq
    @John-cn9bq 12 годин тому +63

    Love a cheeky little monday eve vid from wilson

  • @nicolethomson1868
    @nicolethomson1868 12 годин тому +285

    Do you have any more challenges coming up I miss them

    • @EdwardRock1
      @EdwardRock1 11 годин тому +17

      RIP punctuation.

    • @blr8980
      @blr8980 11 годин тому +15

      @@EdwardRock1 Cant say RIP to your virginity if this bothers you sadly.

    • @ogbkballa
      @ogbkballa 11 годин тому

      Might be a bit too old for them now unfortunately lol

    • @jodieharris388
      @jodieharris388 11 годин тому +1

      I second this! Loved the challenges

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  10 годин тому +59

      👀

  • @arronblack67
    @arronblack67 10 годин тому +16

    Simon you are genuinely one of the nicest guys ever. Absolute gem of a guy

  • @RossAlexFlips
    @RossAlexFlips 7 годин тому +11

    This is why I take reviews with a grain of salt. This cruise has everything the other cruise’s have and actually looks really nice! For $200 you can’t lose. NCL and RC cruises can go for over a grand. Plus, you even got a balcony!

  • @bryanmcdonnell6899
    @bryanmcdonnell6899 6 годин тому +5

    Watching Simon's videos gave me the confidence to solo travel and its easy to see why. He clearly demonstrates multiple times in this video how to make conversations with strangers.

  • @grsl4026
    @grsl4026 11 годин тому +102

    13 mins in. There’s fuck all wrong with that cruise like

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn 11 годин тому +1

      Guess it depends how much you've paid for it!

    • @grsl4026
      @grsl4026 10 годин тому +4

      @@MrClayJohn I would have paid for the drinks and food. Even 500 quid for 3 days is pretty decent.

    • @alrightdave6135
      @alrightdave6135 10 годин тому

      ​@@MrClayJohn£200

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn 10 годин тому

      @@alrightdave6135 that's what Simon paid but we don't know what the 1 star reviewers paid

    • @mikem9892
      @mikem9892 3 години тому +2

      What happened to the other two days ?

  • @joshua4302
    @joshua4302 10 годин тому +103

    8:50 “Jason der ist bekannt” which translates to “Jason, he is famous” 😂😂

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 10 годин тому +12

      See! The Germans DO have a sense of humor!

    • @FrEeWaY7k
      @FrEeWaY7k 9 годин тому +2

      more like well-known but fair enough

    • @markuskuhl1376
      @markuskuhl1376 9 годин тому

      @@mason96575 That´s what we are famous for

    • @pablopablo3834
      @pablopablo3834 8 годин тому +5

      The Jason dude sounded English or learned from an actual English person.

    • @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357
      @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357 5 годин тому +2

      @@pablopablo3834People who are in German families but lived abroad as a kid speak English like this. My friend is German but grew up in England so he can flip between perfect German accent and sounding like a native Brit lol.

  • @jonnyhawkins7744
    @jonnyhawkins7744 9 годин тому +9

    Something so simple as a High Five will make that guys day a little bit better. Shows you appreciate his work. Another great video Simon

  • @DanRobards
    @DanRobards 11 годин тому +32

    Fair play. £200 that's brilliant. 1 night in my nearest Premier Inn is £180!

    • @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357
      @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357 5 годин тому +1

      I paid similar for a night in London and the hotel was about as bottom tier as you can get.

    • @madaboutsnooker147
      @madaboutsnooker147 5 годин тому

      and knowing the state of the hotel , free drinks should fkn follow that price too :D

  • @briansweeney2291
    @briansweeney2291 11 годин тому +41

    Wow 3 days went fast Simon 😂

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 5 годин тому +1

      That was only the first day, he got off in Genoa which is the first port of call

    • @Martin_V8
      @Martin_V8 2 години тому

      @@a_goblue2023 if you’ve paid to go on a cruise, you should have stayed on it for the duration because things might have looked good at the start but anything could’ve gone downhill!

  • @martymcfly256
    @martymcfly256 12 годин тому +37

    Been on 27 cruises with 7 different cruise lines. While I've never sailed with Costa, that style of ship is the same as Carnival's Conquest class, and it's my favourite kind. Not too big, not too small. I don't care for the mega ships.

    • @pickensburgh386
      @pickensburgh386 11 годин тому +4

      Congrats

    • @greenidguy9292
      @greenidguy9292 10 годин тому +2

      I’m so relieved…

    • @Therealprinceofcobh
      @Therealprinceofcobh 9 годин тому

      It’s the Concordia class not conquest class they’re custom built for Costa

    • @remirez2k3
      @remirez2k3 9 годин тому +1

      im actually on the carnival conquest in 39 days

    • @martymcfly256
      @martymcfly256 9 годин тому +2

      @@Therealprinceofcobh I know they are. But Carnival owns Costa, so many of the ships are very similar in decor and layout. The Concordia class is quite similar to Carnival ships like the Conquest, Valor, Liberty, Splendor, etc.

  • @TIstompsUout
    @TIstompsUout 9 годин тому +15

    The night club cut scene was brilliant

  • @bradpoole3943
    @bradpoole3943 11 годин тому +23

    Would love to see Simon visit Tbilisi! Not enough content from there, lived there for a bit and it’s such an awesome place with GREAT food that Simon will actually eat!

    • @Psiilocybe
      @Psiilocybe 10 годин тому +3

      Georgia is a beautiful country, with great culture, delicious wine and cusine. And nice people. Tbilisi also is a very young and modern cool city. Underrated indeed.

    • @astroboirap
      @astroboirap 8 годин тому

      nah

  • @pinkmagiclala
    @pinkmagiclala 11 годин тому +16

    Simon is sunshine in human form 🥰

  • @Markmeister1989
    @Markmeister1989 11 годин тому +13

    Next up should be a "Booze-cruise" with Viking Glory or Silja Serenade/Silja Symphony from Sweden to Finland! :D

  • @drainbamage
    @drainbamage 11 годин тому +52

    "Jason, der is bekannt!" 😂

  • @ValentinSt
    @ValentinSt 5 годин тому +2

    I like Simon how at the beginning complaining there is nobody, claiming it's dead, it's empty, no one is gonna be there and in the very next moment is like "Oh my god it's packed full, for sure it has at least couple of thousands of people, it's crazy" :D :D

  • @monikaunterwegs7960
    @monikaunterwegs7960 8 годин тому +5

    other prepare for their cruises months before departure. Mr Wilson goes on the cruise without any clue at all 😂

  • @Joshua89
    @Joshua89 10 годин тому +5

    I actually did this exact same cruise/days/cities around 6 years ago on a company trip. Had nothing to complain about besides that I personally dont like to be stuck on a ship and have limited time to visit the cities. But the services and food were in my opinion very good

  • @pablopablo3834
    @pablopablo3834 8 годин тому +4

    Simon gets PTSD about the Costa Concordia every time he see a life jacket lmao.

  • @djprotege
    @djprotege 5 годин тому +4

    did the wrong copy of this video get uploaded. seemed to miss day 2 and everything but the walkout on the last day.

  • @dangerzone24
    @dangerzone24 9 годин тому +7

    Looks like Simon forgot his 2 pound cruise LOL

  • @wolverine1.
    @wolverine1. 11 годин тому +14

    Monopoly series returns
    A dream 😂

  • @laurenstutts2802
    @laurenstutts2802 4 години тому +1

    You are such a friendly guy! I love the interactions you have with people.

  • @remmost9688
    @remmost9688 11 годин тому +8

    Hahahahahahahahahahah 26:28 minute mark…… too funny!!!!!

  • @nathanaeljnp9735
    @nathanaeljnp9735 12 годин тому +14

    Simon and his crazy ideas 😂

  • @MrUmpalumpa99
    @MrUmpalumpa99 7 годин тому +11

    I swear Simon said he was there for 3 days. Seemed like it was just 1

    • @djprotege
      @djprotege 5 годин тому +2

      seemed like the video just ended half way thru editing lol

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 5 годин тому

      It was, where he got off was just a port of call

    • @Imjonjones2024
      @Imjonjones2024 4 години тому +1

      @@a_goblue2023I think what most people are complaint about is he didn’t show the last two days and the video ended abruptly

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 4 години тому

      @@Imjonjones2024 yeah but my point was that he ended the video on the second day of the cruise so maybe he plans to upload another part

  • @lunarskyye2680
    @lunarskyye2680 8 годин тому +4

    "Tryna be healthy"
    Few minutes later:
    "PIZZA. ICE CREAM. CHOCOLATE!"

  • @MihailSmirnov-dw9qq
    @MihailSmirnov-dw9qq 11 годин тому +23

    Loved every moment of this content! You did amazing!

    • @phehibs
      @phehibs 11 годин тому +2

      Really? His quality of video has gone downhill.
      3 days, poor editing for me and seemed rushed.

    • @minisnee
      @minisnee 11 годин тому +4

      ​@@phehibsyou are reacting to a bot haha

    • @reggie933
      @reggie933 11 годин тому

      Bot

    • @phehibs
      @phehibs 11 годин тому +1

      @@minisnee I was still correct though ha

    • @minisnee
      @minisnee 11 годин тому +1

      @@phehibs yeah def agree haha

  • @MinerBot
    @MinerBot 11 годин тому +8

    i thought it was gonna be swans made of towels on the bed not lifejackets haha

    • @piotrkucybala
      @piotrkucybala 8 годин тому +1

      Could've been bald and backpacker ben

  • @alexanderchristen4502
    @alexanderchristen4502 43 хвилини тому

    Always an immediate watch when Simon posts a vid. Great content so far! Those guys will def get their moneys worth on that all drinks pass. Was thinking we would get more vids from the cruise!

  • @SlickArt126
    @SlickArt126 7 годин тому +6

    3 days? Looks like you were on there for 18 hours.

  • @BobStallmanArchUser
    @BobStallmanArchUser 9 годин тому +2

    7:44 guy .... those lifejackets look used lol thats bad haha

  • @heyhey3887
    @heyhey3887 9 годин тому +3

    This is what trek trendy should be, instead of just watching him and his bird Millie binging the whole video

  • @tarshmann5293
    @tarshmann5293 6 годин тому +3

    Thought it was 3 days? Seemed only one

  • @longlivefreedom9853
    @longlivefreedom9853 11 годин тому +5

    Ha Ha You should have put the life jacket on and walked around the ship..... lol

  • @qlmnauyjvewrh1542
    @qlmnauyjvewrh1542 11 годин тому +2

    Simon whilst eating:
    "I don't know if I'm supposed to pay for this"
    🤦‍♂🤣🤣

  • @duke973
    @duke973 11 годин тому +1

    Simon, my favorite type of videos that you do are these. Where you go on a plane, ship, train.

  • @Imjonjones2024
    @Imjonjones2024 4 години тому +1

    Pretty abrupt ending 😂 could have shown us the last two days and maybe more of the food!

  • @nivzy_m
    @nivzy_m 5 годин тому

    21:50 The Simon I know wouldn't pay for that massage iykyk 😂😂

  • @eimantas314-rblx
    @eimantas314-rblx 11 годин тому +3

    When simon posts my day gets 100% better

  • @retsoreddevil
    @retsoreddevil 11 годин тому +2

    Proper tour of the ship this 👌

  • @RedMachineKieran
    @RedMachineKieran 11 годин тому +5

    That's unbelievable value for what you get

  • @djfinster83
    @djfinster83 4 години тому

    Seeing a Simon Wilson video pop up always makes your day 👌🏻

  • @joetrp-3553
    @joetrp-3553 9 годин тому +2

    Squid stew, I think I’ll pass on that 😂😂😂

  • @The-Day-Off
    @The-Day-Off 5 годин тому

    Only issue with Simon videos is he doesn’t upload enough. Easily my favorite UA-camr. Could watch everyday and not get tired of the content!

  • @kookiesk4873
    @kookiesk4873 10 годин тому +2

    this was the best ad i've ever seen

  • @MaryWoodMS
    @MaryWoodMS 3 години тому

    Back to the videos I can watch while having dinner!

  • @adamkilrehill9186
    @adamkilrehill9186 8 годин тому +1

    That smack of a handshake 😂😂

  • @oliveryorke5142
    @oliveryorke5142 11 годин тому +4

    You should go on Celebrity Cruises! Great Video

  • @robertchristianmacawile7107
    @robertchristianmacawile7107 12 годин тому +2

    LETS GO ANOTHER AWESOME VIDEO TO WATCH

  • @christinedugmore
    @christinedugmore 6 годин тому +2

    Well it’s £190 a night in a travel lodge in Birmingham, so sounds like a bargain to me!!

  • @fixnorm
    @fixnorm 9 годин тому +1

    8:46 Wait a minute, you were in Barcelona and now in Genoa, this can't be the same day

  • @puresklznyc6074
    @puresklznyc6074 8 годин тому

    We need more of these !

  • @5pastnein83
    @5pastnein83 12 годин тому +12

    A Simon Wilson video will make you happy, trust me

  • @ianstarcroft
    @ianstarcroft 11 годин тому +3

    I bet those pools are at least 50% recycled Carling 😮

  • @GavinRoberts083
    @GavinRoberts083 9 годин тому

    Throwing it back to OG vlogs amazing mate

  • @pbjtime0
    @pbjtime0 10 годин тому

    Great to see you again. As someone who has had 15 cruises, your embarkation experience was pretty funny to me.

  • @dontpanic716
    @dontpanic716 5 годин тому +2

    People who book the cheapest cruise possible then give 1 star. I don't know what you expected. If you know how to make your own fun, or are smart and book an unlimited drink package its probably a great cruise.

  • @ryanwatson6217
    @ryanwatson6217 8 годин тому +2

    I feel like we missed 2 days?! Entertaining as always though!

  • @reponvlogs4743
    @reponvlogs4743 9 годин тому

    Always killing it simon please do some new challenges love watching your videos true legend if thre is one traveler I watch itz always you keep it up and much bless

  • @Vellias_Ventrex
    @Vellias_Ventrex 8 годин тому +2

    3:40 Enter the sheep? Say what?

  • @Evulnation
    @Evulnation 6 годин тому +2

    This looks like absolute hell.

  • @shaheerbaig123
    @shaheerbaig123 8 годин тому

    Was so depressed and finally i see Simon upload a video yayyy

  • @IrishSuzyAM
    @IrishSuzyAM 9 годин тому +1

    Just about to watch it and I bet you enjoyed the experience 😃💯

  • @remirez2k3
    @remirez2k3 9 годин тому

    you know simon you have the most impecable timing for your vids sometimes mate. i am 39 days away from my second ever cruise on the carnival conquest. you wanna see how a cruise should be ran come to the states and try one of our cruises mate.

  • @perforce6292
    @perforce6292 12 годин тому +3

    21:01 Looks so nice

    • @NathanHayes97
      @NathanHayes97 12 годин тому +12

      Videos been on for 30 seconds. Ffs 🤣

  • @meaghanbyr
    @meaghanbyr 5 годин тому +1

    Simon, wheres the other 48 hours 😂

  • @AndyPreston-kz5dq
    @AndyPreston-kz5dq 7 годин тому +1

    No money challenges were the best Simon come on bro

  • @paulnelson7070
    @paulnelson7070 3 години тому

    Your man just broke the world record for daily steps, wearing holes in the ship carpets

  • @jdjsjshjsjsjsjjd1050
    @jdjsjshjsjsjsjjd1050 6 годин тому +1

    You should play monopoly again but with a different board

  • @ELITEDEMON991
    @ELITEDEMON991 9 годин тому +1

    Looking at the model of the boat…… let’s hope it don’t sink!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Hassan123H
    @Hassan123H 10 годин тому +1

    Would have been interesting to have seen more

  • @Ruslan_davudov_photography
    @Ruslan_davudov_photography 47 хвилин тому

    "12 languages! Fair play!"😂

  • @the_Carthaginian
    @the_Carthaginian 7 годин тому +1

    GYM: No
    Massage: Yes 😅

  • @Bur2210
    @Bur2210 10 годин тому

    Always a good day when Simon Wilson uploads

  • @peteymyster
    @peteymyster 10 годин тому

    I literally just watched this video, and it was literally pretty good, so I'm literally looking forward to his next one

  • @kofd04
    @kofd04 9 годин тому +2

    "Do you have to pay for the buffet or is it included in the price of the cruise" Oh Simon, that line is so funny. You really are a cruise virgin. Odd, with all your traveling, you never have.

    • @redjr242
      @redjr242 8 годин тому

      I'm curious about the answer too. Is the buffet included?

    • @kofd04
      @kofd04 8 годин тому +2

      @@redjr242 YES! All meals except specialty restaurants are included, including the main dining room.

    • @redjr242
      @redjr242 2 години тому

      @@kofd04 Ah good to know, thank you!

  • @stathunter
    @stathunter 7 годин тому +5

    Did I miss something, he showed day one then left?

    • @tarshmann5293
      @tarshmann5293 6 годин тому

      Can someone explain pls ….

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 5 годин тому +3

      @@tarshmann5293yes he only showed the first day, Costa cruises outta Barcelona are 4 nights. He acted like he was leaving the ship in Genoa which is really just the first port of call

  • @TheDigitalblue
    @TheDigitalblue 7 годин тому +1

    Anybody eles feel dizzy watching simon walking around the ship :)

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK 12 годин тому +1

    Always glad to see a Simon Wilson upload :)
    Miss the no money challenges tho.

  • @KevinJones-qp9er
    @KevinJones-qp9er 11 годин тому

    Love it when a upload hits

  • @slyteen2197
    @slyteen2197 8 годин тому +2

    Just played the 'thank you so much' drinking game and I'm wasted 🥴

  • @djodolgin3
    @djodolgin3 10 годин тому

    I'd love to see an entire series of Simon going on crazy cruises

  • @oldblackford
    @oldblackford 10 годин тому

    It's good you showed your experience,some peoples reviews aren't always accurate

  • @haraldlandwehr3936
    @haraldlandwehr3936 10 годин тому +1

    The restaurant ist not called "Nero" (black). It is called "Tulipano nero" (black tulip)

  • @andrewmckenzie7956
    @andrewmckenzie7956 9 годин тому +1

    I’ve been on a lot of cruises and 2 with costs and it’s not bad at all. Defo doesn’t deserve worst cruise in the world. I’d imagine some of the carnival ships would take that crown

  • @pbjtime0
    @pbjtime0 10 годин тому +1

    A bad day on a cruise is always better than a good day at work

    • @pbjtime0
      @pbjtime0 10 годин тому

      Well unless you get a stomach virus 😂

  • @MaryWoodMS
    @MaryWoodMS 3 години тому

    Got dizzy, forgot how fast Simon walks, and I walk fast as proven in our video hahah

  • @pedrozatravel
    @pedrozatravel 9 годин тому +1

    Kind of funny the massage costs almost as much as the cruise.😂

  • @hudsonbrennan4900
    @hudsonbrennan4900 9 годин тому

    Never get tired of Simon’s awful handshakes🤣

  • @FrankBoff
    @FrankBoff 2 години тому +1

    Have you binned off Matthew Brady - now you know his criminal past 😮

  • @koba0798
    @koba0798 8 годин тому

    i like your energy

  • @wasmocarrys7817
    @wasmocarrys7817 11 годин тому

    finally another cruise video 🤩🤩!!

  • @grsl4026
    @grsl4026 11 годин тому

    Fair play to you Simon. For doing this

  • @CC-je3ib
    @CC-je3ib Годину тому

    I’ve never heard someone complain about being on a Cruise before for that price, just enjoy it and suck it up Buttercup 😂