I Read Satan Was A Lesbian

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  • @STRANGEONS
    @STRANGEONS  3 роки тому +4586

    I heard somewhere that gays love pins . . . strange-aeons.myshopify.com/

    • @bananasare_revolting
      @bananasare_revolting 3 роки тому +107

      Yes, yes we do

    • @beth641
      @beth641 3 роки тому +176

      oh my god flashback to middle school when my girlfriend and i had to message on pinterest because her parents hated me

    • @carolinebilletdoux3091
      @carolinebilletdoux3091 3 роки тому +56

      Gays do love a good pin

    • @ravensunstar5620
      @ravensunstar5620 3 роки тому +13

      How is everyone so early!!! WTF

    • @bananasare_revolting
      @bananasare_revolting 3 роки тому +12

      @@ravensunstar5620 I don't know either- I have been blessed with the notification early though

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +8934

    I saw the cover and was sure it wasn’t real...

    • @supercatgirl1000
      @supercatgirl1000 3 роки тому +356

      Wait One Topic you’re here?? And I get to be your third like and first reply?? I feel honored

    • @TarantulaR08
      @TarantulaR08 3 роки тому +283

      Hello, this is the one place that you’re safe from the click, we won’t say you’re here

    • @chada4806
      @chada4806 3 роки тому +115

      Hello there! funny seeing you here! Take this *virtual hug* (if you so chose) :D

    • @dinosaurs-are-great
      @dinosaurs-are-great 3 роки тому +52

      And you were oh so wrong

    • @thatworm6936
      @thatworm6936 3 роки тому +36

      That’s how it be sometimes

  • @quirkyblackenby
    @quirkyblackenby 3 роки тому +4556

    I can't believe Charlene just basically called herself Daddy in a book from the 60's. Wow. Iconic.

    • @gachasins699
      @gachasins699 3 роки тому +68

      It's from the 60's?!

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 роки тому +122

      @@gachasins699 Copyright date is 1966, so yep!

    • @twebster179
      @twebster179 3 роки тому +20

      That has been a thing...

    • @abbymorrison3097
      @abbymorrison3097 3 роки тому +271

      Yes!! The use of "Daddy" in a sexual connotation has been around since the 1600s! Prostitutes would use it to refer to older customers or pimps. Kinda fascinating, kinda creepy.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +81

      @@abbymorrison3097 wow I hate the 1600s

  • @DMcG1889
    @DMcG1889 3 роки тому +8790

    This book is like a screaming argument between someone trying to write gay erotica and my great grandfather, who is also the publisher and won’t let them leave in any of the fun stuff.

    • @nathan-lf7yc
      @nathan-lf7yc 3 роки тому +118

      Fuck you mean theres no fun stuff? Theres plenty of fun

    • @shgds
      @shgds 3 роки тому +17

      Legder

    • @sexhaver6953
      @sexhaver6953 3 роки тому +10

      @here we go now p f f t-

    • @chelsjones
      @chelsjones 3 роки тому +181

      I read over this quickly and got REALLY scared that your grandfather had actually written this fucking thing odndijdjd

    • @twebster179
      @twebster179 3 роки тому +4

      @@chelsjones SAME.lol

  • @TenjoTengeCT
    @TenjoTengeCT 3 роки тому +6750

    "Charlene had the urge to howl like a coyote , she nearly succumbed to the urge to emit a wolf whistle" Charlene really said AWOOGA to that poor girl damn

    • @ef1876
      @ef1876 3 роки тому +189

      @@veronicarubio7283 the nightmare fanfic is writing itself

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 роки тому +97

      Can I furry this??

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 роки тому +120

      @@adeer87 it already is as furry as it should be

    • @moononthewindynight27
      @moononthewindynight27 3 роки тому +109

      On all levels except physical, she was a wolf xD

    • @nikkigacha7038
      @nikkigacha7038 3 роки тому +18

      THIS BROKE ME IM
      I cANT

  • @laraweinberg7635
    @laraweinberg7635 3 роки тому +3109

    Cynthia declaring she's in love with Charlene less than a week into knowing her is the most accurate lesbian representation I've ever heard

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 2 роки тому +36

      *MOOD*

    • @bubbleslotp2561
      @bubbleslotp2561 2 роки тому +205

      The two modes of lesbian
      "I've known you for less than a week and I want to marry you and your dog/cat/lizard/frog is now *our* dog/cat/lizard/frog" or "hey I've known you pretty much my entire life, we basically live at each other's houses, shower together, and cuddle every night, I think...that I love you. 👉👈"

    • @ackity
      @ackity 2 роки тому +23

      it's literally me with my gf, we started dating within a WEEK of knowing eachother and bam, it's been a month

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 2 роки тому +11

      @@ackity Ayy same. I developed a huge crush after talking to her for an hour, and asked her out a week later.

    • @20000dino
      @20000dino Рік тому

      @@bubbleslotp2561 I feel like us (boy) gays are the exact opposite.
      Tell us your secrets, lesbians

  • @iwanttobelieve9593
    @iwanttobelieve9593 3 роки тому +9041

    *looks at lesbian couple* so... who’s the delicate wallflower and who’s the literal embodiment of Satan?

    • @frogoverlord3471
      @frogoverlord3471 3 роки тому +97

      the likes are 420 by the time I reply this

    • @user-tl7er4rw3q
      @user-tl7er4rw3q 3 роки тому +41

      The likes have doubled at the time I replied to this

    • @L_ser_
      @L_ser_ 3 роки тому +142

      Why is that an accurate representation though

    • @freaking_out
      @freaking_out 3 роки тому +83

      It’s like the sun and moon thing lmaoooooooo

    • @sunseth3849
      @sunseth3849 3 роки тому +149

      Can I be both? I was trying to go for the embodiment of satan look but I always sound like a 13 year old kid :(

  • @dykethatbites
    @dykethatbites 3 роки тому +8685

    Satan was a lesbian? She better be, I want something to look forward to.

    • @bananasare_revolting
      @bananasare_revolting 3 роки тому +536

      We all need that to look forward to if we're going to super hell

    • @bananasare_revolting
      @bananasare_revolting 3 роки тому +33

      @UCEQaEae4MhZJkDhe3QUR0gw don't we all

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 3 роки тому +184

      @@bananasare_revolting super hell 💕

    • @beepbopboop7727
      @beepbopboop7727 3 роки тому +299

      I would let Satan strap me.

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 3 роки тому +263

      @@beepbopboop7727 i never thought i would ever read a sentence like that but i did.

  • @Noahhhhhhh10
    @Noahhhhhhh10 3 роки тому +3642

    I just misread "Satan Was a Lesbian" as "We Stan a Lesbian"

  • @justDiana247
    @justDiana247 3 роки тому +2638

    Stop asking who's the top and who's the bottom in the relationship. Instead, ask who's Charlene and who's Cyntia.

    • @SkylerDemness
      @SkylerDemness 3 роки тому +29

      OH GOD XDD

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 3 роки тому +13

      OMG yea

    • @unknownarmy8744
      @unknownarmy8744 3 роки тому +157

      What if you're a Charlene but your name is Cynthia?

    • @greensun0008
      @greensun0008 3 роки тому +203

      @@unknownarmy8744 find your cynthia who's name is charlene

    • @justDiana247
      @justDiana247 3 роки тому +56

      @@unknownarmy8744 So power bottom?

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 3 роки тому +7629

    "You can write all the raunchy gay sex as you want, as long as the moral at the end is that it's bad!"
    I just........
    Publisher: Hey man, I'm on chapter 19, and this book has been nothing but hot gay sex. I can't publish this.
    Author: Lmao lemme just write one last chapter where they both spontaneously explode.
    Publisher: That works for me!

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 3 роки тому +248

      Me "The perfect ending to every sex book."

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 3 роки тому +674

      Reminds me of the post with the 1400's conversation about all the Catholic Church art like
      Priest: "This statue of Lucifer is awfully sexual"
      The artist: **sweating** Ah well, that's because lust is a sin Father
      Priest: Oh wow, oh that's genius. Can we get you to do the ceilings?"

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 3 роки тому +191

      @@meanyapickles Priest takes the guy to a side room "Can you make me a 12 year old version for my chambers, no questions asked? And if there are questions asked, he's 18."
      Artist "Well, um. Haha I'll get back to you on that. Later."
      Priest "Later then."
      Artist "Right after Hell freezes over."

    • @lilyellowbard
      @lilyellowbard 3 роки тому +331

      @@meanyapickles the funny part is, after they decided Jozef Geefs' version was too sexy, they commissioned his brother (Guillaume Geefs) to make a "better" version... and the brother made a statue that was both *more satanic* and *more seductive* safdgndsefhdg

    • @TwofoldEthics
      @TwofoldEthics 3 роки тому +36

      @@Sophia-vk5bq Sincerest apologies, I don't typically compliment people, but I think your hair looks nice

  • @existential.crisis.personified
    @existential.crisis.personified 3 роки тому +2978

    Looking particularly gay today, lesbian mother. Very proud.

    • @teatrice6905
      @teatrice6905 3 роки тому +12

      X to agree

    • @saturn6413
      @saturn6413 3 роки тому +26

      As one of our dearest Lesbian Mother's Gaylings, I aspire to dress like her one day 🥰

    • @biancawolter8029
      @biancawolter8029 3 роки тому

      @@deeji6098 0 la. La la
      El. L0 me

  • @spacetrashfallingdown
    @spacetrashfallingdown 3 роки тому +1980

    What I'm getting from the beginning is that Charlene is like an atheist who dresses in black and has a tarot deck. Cynthia was raised as a Christian and has hots for edgy people. She sees Charlene and immediately thinks: "she's gonna be my goth gf". And Charlene's like "I guess I'm a goth girlfriend now???"

  • @kiara-kh7nh
    @kiara-kh7nh 3 роки тому +11990

    Charlene is on her third playthrough of an rpg and is just picking the funniest dialogue options

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 3 роки тому +2320

    "Charlene works at a drive-in."
    I guess the devil really IS a part-timer.

  • @JulietteVeronica1201
    @JulietteVeronica1201 3 роки тому +4766

    Intention of the book: Homophobic. Outcome of the book: Homoerotic.

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 3 роки тому +469

      *You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.*

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +171

      AHAHAHAHAHHAAA YOU CANT DEFEAT US PUBLISHERS

    • @greyscaleadaven
      @greyscaleadaven 3 роки тому +55

      Nowadays it's heteronormative but in fan culture it's the same thing anyways Pog

    • @magsh1522
      @magsh1522 3 роки тому +18

      i want to like this comment but it’s currently at 666 and i feel like that’s very fitting

    • @afuntasia1425
      @afuntasia1425 3 роки тому +32

      Also applies for Dean Winchester

  • @bigoreoenergy3123
    @bigoreoenergy3123 3 роки тому +2112

    I felt like this needs to be adapted to a film but this time it's either directed by an actual lesbian or a LGBT+ ally. I really love that title.

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 3 роки тому +144

      I would single handedly get that movie into the green with how many times I would watch that film in theaters

    • @genner-vincenthodgson5177
      @genner-vincenthodgson5177 3 роки тому +141

      Honestly as a genderfluid writer(who at one time seriously identified as a lesbian), I would have an absolute FIELD DAY if I could help write a show or a movie reboot

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 3 роки тому +60

      Just get a couple of Film College students and make a short film out of this.

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +7

      YES

    • @DejectedJester
      @DejectedJester 3 роки тому +57

      All the actors have to be drunk when their on camera

  • @thenonoffensivedemonunicor8471
    @thenonoffensivedemonunicor8471 3 роки тому +3865

    This feels like a revenge fic written by a gay girl who was told she was going to hell one many times and I am here for it.

  • @mcspudster5289
    @mcspudster5289 3 роки тому +3096

    Modern plumbing is a MUST when it comes to romance.

    • @rayg.7861
      @rayg.7861 3 роки тому +47

      Im only three minutes in but I agree

    • @imnotreallyjess4318
      @imnotreallyjess4318 3 роки тому +20

      @@rayg.7861 i see you have your priorities in place

    • @roelcortez785
      @roelcortez785 3 роки тому +87

      i mean could you imagine going to hook up at someone's house and you go to clean yourself and there's just a bucket and old towel.

    • @nyumyu4265
      @nyumyu4265 3 роки тому +8

      @@roelcortez785 Lol y’all wipe?

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 3 роки тому +5

      In these modern times, one simply must. 🧐

  • @thetypewriter3526
    @thetypewriter3526 3 роки тому +6354

    the real satan were the lesbians we dated along the way

    • @day-jay1630
      @day-jay1630 3 роки тому +90

      oH MY GOD

    • @Carollnn
      @Carollnn 3 роки тому +22

      Thank you. I had no idea how much I needed this comment.

    • @baalbub.3772
      @baalbub.3772 3 роки тому +8

      Y E S.
      OH MY GOD
      This comment

    • @damienspencer2088
      @damienspencer2088 3 роки тому +7

      So true!

    • @meat_doughnuts3457
      @meat_doughnuts3457 3 роки тому +17

      Tiffany Fire Blade ah. I too am young teen. But I still relate to this comment.

  • @kevincanavan2440
    @kevincanavan2440 3 роки тому +3034

    Can we make “the gates of hell are waiting, Cynthia” into the pass phrase that gays use to identify each other?

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 3 роки тому +2426

    Teya not realizing that between her ex-Catholicism and possibly possessed long furby, and Charlene's description down to the exact height, the resemblance is uncanny

    • @soothingbreakdown9878
      @soothingbreakdown9878 3 роки тому +235

      When I heard the first bit of the description (face) I immediately thought of her. She's so goddamn beautiful

    • @aegisScale
      @aegisScale 3 роки тому +30

      Looks like this book is portentous.

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 3 роки тому +76

      I fell like that spiked collar she wore one time was pretty on-brand too. And just how gotdam beautiful she is.

    • @Hyacinth77
      @Hyacinth77 3 роки тому +30

      Thursday is def possessed

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 роки тому +108

      @@Hyacinth77 Thursday is not possessed. Thursday posseses others.

  • @bee6035
    @bee6035 3 роки тому +4751

    Satan was a lesbian really sounds like a rock album

  • @Aspensauce64
    @Aspensauce64 3 роки тому +2613

    Satan: “WELCOME TO ETERNAL DAMNA-“
    “do u listen to girl in red? 👉👈😳”

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 роки тому +167

      🎶They're so pretty with their button up shirts ooooooooohhhh🎶

    • @priya8855
      @priya8855 3 роки тому +88

      No,but I do listen to sweater weather😌

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 роки тому +42

      Strawberry Blonde folks where u at

    • @tabasum4087
      @tabasum4087 3 роки тому +1

      girlinred is lesbophobic :(

    • @priya8855
      @priya8855 3 роки тому +49

      @@tabasum4087 pardon?😀

  • @Shamble_Slowly
    @Shamble_Slowly 3 роки тому +1156

    "Revenge Threesome 2: the Foursome".
    As an asexual, this is generally my understanding of how all relationships work.

  • @swampmermaid3081
    @swampmermaid3081 3 роки тому +2187

    I don't know why I cackled at "the Gates of Hell are waiting, Cynthia." The writer just writes it undramatically and in a casual tone. Maybe that's why. Lmao.

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 роки тому +45

      I could not recreate the Sound that I made when I heard this. Something like a disapointed laugh?

    • @marijafrankovic1959
      @marijafrankovic1959 3 роки тому +36

      Just read it in a New jersey accent its 100 times better

    • @heckandahalf1634
      @heckandahalf1634 3 роки тому +19

      As a gay named Cynthia, you don't know how I cackled lol

  • @parrotstories
    @parrotstories 3 роки тому +3693

    “That man inside... literally Satan” honestly the best line I’ve ever heard

    • @steveboy3712
      @steveboy3712 3 роки тому +24

      what if he was literally hitler, what if was literally hitler and was trying to kill us?

    • @adoellex8000
      @adoellex8000 3 роки тому +14

      @@steveboy3712 *Intro plays*

    • @bananasare_revolting
      @bananasare_revolting 3 роки тому +5

      @@steveboy3712 I love your reference

    • @jassange2921
      @jassange2921 3 роки тому +2

      Holy crap.

    • @colostomybag9201
      @colostomybag9201 3 роки тому

      That's the saddest thing I heard in a month

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 3 роки тому +1189

    "She had forgotten that there are females of all species, including wolves."
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what

    • @imhappy7632
      @imhappy7632 3 роки тому +91

      As a person who's very into animal biology, this hurt

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 3 роки тому +38

      Well gee, I learned something today

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 3 роки тому +77

      No, wolves are always male and cats are always female. Duh! Only if the cat is a lion, than of course it's male. :P

    • @yungkim5834
      @yungkim5834 3 роки тому +14

      @@timucinharkonnen2699 that makes so much sense omg 😱

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 3 роки тому +2

      My species is female

  • @SM-yz4hi
    @SM-yz4hi 3 роки тому +751

    Pulp novels are just 1960’s fan fiction

  • @TamaCinema69
    @TamaCinema69 3 роки тому +564

    “I have come to inquire about some homosexual activity” is a dope pickup line

    • @amygillfolk
      @amygillfolk 3 роки тому +6

      i will be using that in the future i hope

    • @Loki-pz1uk
      @Loki-pz1uk 3 роки тому +1

      I want it on a tshirt

  • @victorthevampire4129
    @victorthevampire4129 3 роки тому +1500

    One is dangerous and the other is afraid of everything,,,,,,,isnt this just twilight but gay?

    • @user-iq1qm6fz1g
      @user-iq1qm6fz1g 3 роки тому +26

      or like... Gentleman Jack?

    • @sghsht
      @sghsht 3 роки тому +102

      But this time Kristen Stewart is playing Edward

    • @greyscaleadaven
      @greyscaleadaven 3 роки тому +52

      wdym twilight was gay, unless I was watching it wrong and jacob and edward weren't fighting an entire war over a girl to baird for the fact that they're gay for each other....

    • @margaretgibbs6673
      @margaretgibbs6673 3 роки тому +19

      Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

    • @sadiehubble7084
      @sadiehubble7084 3 роки тому +2

      And with Satan?

  • @voidify3
    @voidify3 3 роки тому +2730

    "She forgot that female wolves exist" wow omegaverse queen

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 3 роки тому +69

      LMFAOOO

    • @stankylegg2413
      @stankylegg2413 3 роки тому +19

      BYE

    • @cityfey
      @cityfey 3 роки тому +46

      i HATE THIS thank you have a wonderful day

    • @cmcshane2740
      @cmcshane2740 3 роки тому +22

      This is the only thing that could have made the book worse

    • @idandelion8814
      @idandelion8814 3 роки тому +11

      You mean *EVERY BL EVER* haha not like I read them or anything haha 😆 😅

  • @nemuineko5341
    @nemuineko5341 3 роки тому +384

    Get you a partner that shows off their MODERN PLUMBING on the first date.

    • @dimentio1030
      @dimentio1030 3 роки тому +7

      @Johnny Money oh boy, the word "heating" is pulling some massive work keeping that sentence okay; I skipped that one word and damn near had a heart attack

    • @turmericchai9
      @turmericchai9 4 місяці тому

      It was written in the 1960s

  • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
    @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 3 роки тому +1767

    Of course God's most beautiful, perfect creation would be a mean lesbian

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 3 роки тому +84

      this comment is kind of adorable

    • @mcgoose258
      @mcgoose258 3 роки тому +67

      I read that as "male lesbian" and pictured Satan as a smirking Eddie Izzard and that...oddly...kind of works really well

  • @kendalm550
    @kendalm550 3 роки тому +3039

    I need a t-shirt that says "I'm part of the lesbian illuminati"

  • @vimbert
    @vimbert 3 роки тому +2810

    Charlene is just nonstop Chad energy, in both positive and negative connotations

  • @GrayYeonWannabe
    @GrayYeonWannabe 3 роки тому +634

    "turn around, little butch" holy shit this is the best book ever written for this line alone

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 Рік тому +14

      “Turn around, butch eyes!”
      “Every now and then I fall apart!”

  • @scarykloky519
    @scarykloky519 3 роки тому +868

    How do we not acknowledge the line “turn around little butch?” Like i literary choked on that line but no one pays attention to it?!

  • @brunaoliveira6580
    @brunaoliveira6580 3 роки тому +1933

    the devil is a hey mamas lesbian and thats the most terrifying thing ever

    • @skyepapa
      @skyepapa 3 роки тому +126

      WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED-

    • @Crabby-Abby
      @Crabby-Abby 3 роки тому +75

      I am losing my MIND how dare you

    • @snazzydeadbeat3454
      @snazzydeadbeat3454 3 роки тому +167

      Are you lost baby girl~

    • @kasvimethi7497
      @kasvimethi7497 3 роки тому +43

      i now cannot unsee it

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 3 роки тому +41

      @@snazzydeadbeat3454 i hate you. i hate you so much. how dare you inflict this on my eyeballs.

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 3 роки тому +565

    Catch me in the bar picking up girls with the line, “Why don’t you come to my place? I have... cutting edge plumbing.”

    • @Robiness
      @Robiness 3 роки тому +39

      I'd be propably too caught up in trying to figure out if that's some kind of elaborate innuendo to respond lol

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 3 роки тому +20

      Ngl good water pressure is hard to find.

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 3 роки тому +310

    If i lived back then and i had to write a bad ending, i would just make it the most ABSURD thing ever. Like "and then they kissed and their kiss was so homosexual that the earth exploded. The end!"

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry Рік тому +34

      Exactly like they get move to a beautiful cottage by the hills and live with other gays happily ever after... Oops rock fell from the sky and then every gay ded.

  • @eggonbread7054
    @eggonbread7054 3 роки тому +930

    When you write a novel with an anti-lesbian message but you end up making all the lesbians atheist and into bdsm

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 3 роки тому +79

      That sounds like most lesbians I know...

    • @Alex_Barbosa
      @Alex_Barbosa 3 роки тому +16

      It's pretty difficult to be gay AND christian for obvious reasons lol

    • @gracegallimore4580
      @gracegallimore4580 3 роки тому +2

      When the homophobe makes you gay: How the turntables-

  • @k80_
    @k80_ 3 роки тому +2552

    Why are we all in the exact same UA-cam circle of like buzzfeed unsolved and sarah z and philosophy tube why is this lesbian culture

    • @arandomcomment1092
      @arandomcomment1092 3 роки тому +134

      I consider Olly an honorary lesbian. He's related to Anne Fitzroy, a badass sapphic, _and_ he was born on the day the Lesbian Avengers formed!

    • @evankimsey7867
      @evankimsey7867 3 роки тому +81

      Because.........
      The Ghoul boys

    • @m0rior
      @m0rior 3 роки тому +99

      Idk but same and stan Sarah z

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 3 роки тому +50

      Cause olly makes me feel gay in an enby way

    • @aceofspades3667
      @aceofspades3667 3 роки тому +13

      @@Speederzzz who's this olly person? They sound like someone I'd admire

  • @Sofia_Sif
    @Sofia_Sif 3 роки тому +569

    Men writing women: Lesbian Edition
    Edit; Ayo why'd they unironically have the gays rp being straight-

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort 3 роки тому +30

      Didn’t we already see this is one of the Onision book reviews 🤔

  • @cryptidcomics616
    @cryptidcomics616 3 роки тому +1064

    I grew up with fanfiction. I could read this with a straight face.

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +18

      Lol yeah

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 3 роки тому +108

      I think we all could.
      Fluff, however, is where it gets difficult.

    • @thelightingavenger
      @thelightingavenger 3 роки тому +14

      😩Don’t be shy post yourself reading it 😎I’ll cash app you if you do

    • @cryptidcomics616
      @cryptidcomics616 3 роки тому +9

      @@thelightingavenger how much

    • @thelightingavenger
      @thelightingavenger 3 роки тому +20

      @@cryptidcomics616 how long is it? And how much effort are you willing to put into it? Do I get silly character voices? A shitty old school voice filter? Because You can name a price and we can get this thing going 😂

  • @bekkayya
    @bekkayya 3 роки тому +750

    "she would blink often in this relationship" wild. Someday I hope to have my own lesbian relationship in which I blink. Inspiring stuff.

  • @Connie.T.
    @Connie.T. 3 роки тому +1704

    10:33 After I get bottom surgery, I'm definitely referring to it as my "modern plumbing"

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 3 роки тому +801

    "The gates of Hell are open" is she. is she talking about her....

  • @k.morningstar7983
    @k.morningstar7983 3 роки тому +560

    yes, i have come to inquire about some
    homosexual activities 👁👄👁

    • @iluan_
      @iluan_ 3 роки тому +21

      Best pickup line for cruising.

    • @katerinar833
      @katerinar833 3 роки тому +23

      All of my activities are homosexual

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +8

      @@katerinar833 lol

  • @draculoidz
    @draculoidz 3 роки тому +610

    The beginning is just a wattpad lesbian fanfic wrote by a 17 year old boy

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +29

      Yes. That’s why it sounded familiar.
      THIS IS A JOKE

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 3 роки тому +46

      The sad thing is, it was written by a woman under a male pseudonym. This is a woman. This is what she thinks sexy lesbians are like. It's... often bizarre just how different the past was.

    • @sophiatroanska1432
      @sophiatroanska1432 3 роки тому +16

      @@IncredibleMD it’s kind of like prohibition. When alcohol was banned, then the mobs took over the market for alcohol. I feel like when certain normal human behaviors are banned, they also get corrupted in ways that they wouldn’t have otherwise

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 3 роки тому +1

      @@sophiatroanska1432 Except... it's not like prohibition at all. Butch just used to be a lot more butch, back in the days when butch referred to masculine men, before lesbians took the term to describe masculine women.

    • @sophiatroanska1432
      @sophiatroanska1432 3 роки тому +6

      @@IncredibleMD I’m not following. What does women being masculine have anything to do with sexual suppression manifesting in non consensual acts?

  • @helheim8028
    @helheim8028 3 роки тому +1908

    Christianity head cannon after finding out Lucifer was a lesbian god kicked him out of heaven out of anger knowing that his love for him could never work

    • @guitarfrog3674
      @guitarfrog3674 3 роки тому +366

      Nothing could have prepared me from the whiplash of reading ‘Christian head cannon’

    • @-satanicpanic-
      @-satanicpanic- 3 роки тому +88

      This is true poetry. Reminds me of something apollo would think of and say

    • @Grimmbros1214
      @Grimmbros1214 3 роки тому +75

      @@guitarfrog3674 i mean it makes sense because the word “canon” actually comes from christianity

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 роки тому +11

      Beautiful.

    • @demonprincess5714
      @demonprincess5714 3 роки тому +7

      I ' m

  • @jbean5082
    @jbean5082 3 роки тому +1788

    I clicked on this and audibly said satan was a WHAT-

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 3 роки тому +3

      Lol what

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 роки тому +30

      What's funny is that I remember seeing this cover and thinking it was outdated propaganda. Considering this was written by a dude (or a lady using a male name), it very well could be!

    • @jbean5082
      @jbean5082 3 роки тому

      @@QJ89 what

    • @gowonsorbitch7293
      @gowonsorbitch7293 3 роки тому +2

      QJ89 it was written by a dude?

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 роки тому +11

      @@gowonsorbitch7293 According to one GoodReads review, Fred Haley was a nom de plume (pen name) used to sound more masculine. Guess that's what I get for seeing things at face value!

  • @luckyshibe
    @luckyshibe 3 роки тому +850

    "watched a TV show just because we heard there was one gay couple in it"
    *darn don't call me out like that,, coughs in she ra and the owl house*

    • @luckyshibe
      @luckyshibe 3 роки тому +10

      @@belle278 same lol, and I love your username

    • @TorrentialStardust
      @TorrentialStardust 3 роки тому +20

      Has The Owl House followed through on that one relationship yet? You are absolutely correct and the only reason I will watch it is if it’s gay.

    • @luckyshibe
      @luckyshibe 3 роки тому +69

      @@TorrentialStardust Amity has a canon crush on Luz (it's not just speculation, they say it in the show and Amity is a professional gay disaster), who is bisexual, and there are other gay couples

    • @bruisedkneecap
      @bruisedkneecap 3 роки тому +64

      to be fair, all of she ra is just super gay

    • @PmpknHead
      @PmpknHead 3 роки тому +15

      Me with One Day At A Time

  • @rachel7815
    @rachel7815 3 роки тому +729

    When you live in a small town with like one other gay person: "Hello I hear you are Charlene and I have come to inquire about homosexual activity" 7:00

    • @greyscaleadaven
      @greyscaleadaven 3 роки тому +33

      Honestly as token smalltown gay, this... Like that and DL/straight??? people make up most of gay culture in smalltowns

  • @sayven
    @sayven 3 роки тому +1022

    "She was to blink often in her relationship with Charlene"

    • @amelianekomimi1936
      @amelianekomimi1936 3 роки тому +126

      I, also too, blink lots infront of my partner.
      Also this reminds me of twilight - b ella having to learn to blink and breathe while a vampire. 1O/1O

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 3 роки тому +16

      I blink to

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 3 роки тому +11

      @@asunflower7993 woah

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 3 роки тому +34

      Uh, yeah. I sure hope she does.

    • @briannamcfarland5974
      @briannamcfarland5974 3 роки тому +9

      Major Belinda Blinked vibes from that line

  • @the-Mina
    @the-Mina 3 роки тому +595

    They met yesterday? Now that's an accurate portrayal of a lesbian relationship!

  • @KitKat0418
    @KitKat0418 3 роки тому +643

    This whole book makes me uncomfortable because my grandmother’s name is Cynthia and I just picture her the whole time help me

    • @evankimsey7867
      @evankimsey7867 3 роки тому +65

      That’s unfortunate

    • @surejan3685
      @surejan3685 3 роки тому +32

      I also have a grandma named Cynthia. I agree it ups the cursed factor by 100

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 3 роки тому +39

      My grandmother's name is Charline, she's satan now I guess :(

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 3 роки тому +11

      I cannot hear Cynthia without hearing the D/P/P character

    • @nishanthjeyaraj112
      @nishanthjeyaraj112 3 роки тому +7

      This one has granny issues

  • @thereadyset21400
    @thereadyset21400 3 роки тому +2257

    “Tall Satan possessed women unite.”
    Me: *immediately thinks of my 5’10 girlfriend that calls herself god 20 times a day*

    • @aanyaprasad6120
      @aanyaprasad6120 3 роки тому +33

      69 likes, perfect

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 3 роки тому +23

      She does WHAT and do you need help

    • @thereadyset21400
      @thereadyset21400 3 роки тому +112

      @@blueshell292 I’m all good. She just has a god complex.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 роки тому +24

      @@thereadyset21400 wait um why? Do I have to punch someone to protect

    • @thereadyset21400
      @thereadyset21400 3 роки тому +40

      @@sakuraogami6885 debatable 😅

  • @Painocus
    @Painocus 3 роки тому +279

    The is giving me heavy "the guy who wrote Conan the Barbarian adding random torture to his stories just so the woman who was hired to draw the magazine covers got an excuse to draw lesbian BDSM" vibes.

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs 3 роки тому +1641

    Please please please tell me there's a "I put the Sin in Cynthia" joke somewhere in that book!

    • @averin5193
      @averin5193 3 роки тому +58

      I'm fucking crying xD

    • @yve6177
      @yve6177 3 роки тому +107

      I mean, if they didn't, then that's just a wasted opportunity.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +15

      @@yve6177 ikr

    • @bag.n
      @bag.n 2 роки тому +35

      I read it for myself and there is not, unfortunately

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 2 роки тому +12

      @@bag.n
      Let's write a remaster

  • @hereisnosoma1889
    @hereisnosoma1889 3 роки тому +513

    Me thinking that’s basically the whole book then suddenly; “chapter two”

  • @mayabedarshikirschen1680
    @mayabedarshikirschen1680 3 роки тому +430

    gay and homophobic at the same time we love that

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 3 роки тому +20

      well yk what they say most homophobes are just in denial ;)

    • @nathan-lf7yc
      @nathan-lf7yc 3 роки тому +7

      @@loladoee the best way to be homophobic is to support the gays

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 3 роки тому +4

      @@nathan-lf7yc ???

    • @nathan-lf7yc
      @nathan-lf7yc 3 роки тому

      @@loladoee dont ask i dont know what it means anymore

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 3 роки тому +3

      @@nathan-lf7yc alright sorry youre confused my guy

  • @user-ci5dh1ps4g
    @user-ci5dh1ps4g 3 роки тому +270

    There's a reason you're not supposed to give two characters names with the same first letter. I'm 25 minutes in and I still don't know who's who

  • @sayven
    @sayven 3 роки тому +616

    Others have studied the blade, but have you heard about Charlene, who studied the robe?

  • @steamenginealchemist7109
    @steamenginealchemist7109 3 роки тому +676

    Cynthia: Experiencing a full mental breakdown bc she murdered people
    Charlene: Can I offer you a tiddie in this trying time?

  • @melodydyk6170
    @melodydyk6170 3 роки тому +241

    my favorite part of this was that the whole 'satan has possessed her' thing is REALLY REALLY hinted at in the beginning, like not even hinted it's like almost said straight up, but there was never a big reveal like "GASP YOU WERE SATAN THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?" like they just...forgot about it XD

    • @raveng8217
      @raveng8217 3 роки тому +21

      I'm just surprised that Satan died in a car crash. Obviously the book was gonna have a tragic end, but I did not expect it to be so underwhelming 😂

    • @licasabinaandreea2361
      @licasabinaandreea2361 3 роки тому +15

      @@raveng8217 yea, it was so anticlimactic. Like, if you want to truly drive the point across, have hell-chick open a portal to hell after she tricks a distressed Cynthia into promising her soul to her, then they both enter it or something. If you are going to write a tragic end, at least do it properly.

  • @reithegay609
    @reithegay609 3 роки тому +454

    Heres a fun game: count how many times Teya says "babey". Now add it to your age. That's how many years it will take you to mentally heal from this book.

    • @eldritchcatgirl
      @eldritchcatgirl 3 роки тому +17

      I am not rewatching this and cursing myself with this book again please no

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry Рік тому +4

      Um actually his real name is "strange".
      I love rewatching but can't count that sht

    • @ackity
      @ackity Рік тому +4

      oh considering how much me and my partner reference this video, i feel like it might take a while longer
      OH and they're buying the book for both of us so how much do i multiply that

    • @reithegay609
      @reithegay609 Рік тому +4

      @@ackity bestie you're gonna still be healing in your next life lol

  • @frostystone2242
    @frostystone2242 3 роки тому +259

    My favorite part was how they showed off their modern plumbing. Truly a poetic moment

  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 3 роки тому +370

    Charlene: “I’m the Joka’, baybeyyy!”
    Cynthia: “oh, Charlene, you’re so funny!”

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 роки тому +316

    LMAO the modern plumbing.
    "Hey girl, wanna come back to my place? I've got hot running water"

    • @iluan_
      @iluan_ 3 роки тому +24

      Having lived in a house with no water heater, I would have 100% gone to anyone's house to have a nice hot shower.

    • @solarchaotica
      @solarchaotica 3 роки тому +8

      As someone without hot water, it'd work on me

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 роки тому +845

    Satan be like;
    "I'm not like most girls."

    • @brainard8211
      @brainard8211 3 роки тому +53

      I'm not like the other girls, I possess all the lesbians

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 3 роки тому +44

      @@brainard8211 I'm not LIKE all the other girls, I AM ALL THE OTHER GIRLS

    • @tylerwashington5625
      @tylerwashington5625 3 роки тому +2

      Uhhh can I ask for the source of your icon

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 3 роки тому

      @@tylerwashington5625 Superior Iron Man #4 cover

    • @lexizzaz
      @lexizzaz 3 роки тому +2

      @@comixproviderftw_02 i love that suit so much, shame we'll never see it in the mcu ):

  • @pluto9822
    @pluto9822 3 роки тому +2471

    “satan was a lesbian” i mean at least i’ll have a girlfriend...in hell

    • @satan9487
      @satan9487 3 роки тому +53

      hi

    • @pearlhouzuki2507
      @pearlhouzuki2507 3 роки тому +25

      @@satan9487 hey

    • @C455C0R3
      @C455C0R3 3 роки тому +22

      @@satan9487 how is it dealing with [insert famous dead person that I don’t like here]

    • @avi_ash_hart
      @avi_ash_hart 3 роки тому +5

      @@satan9487 Hi

    • @satan9487
      @satan9487 3 роки тому +29

      @@C455C0R3 oh we just transfer them to heaven, I'd like to keep hell pure.

  • @Evalynder
    @Evalynder 3 роки тому +544

    I swear, Charlene is like when someone plays a game of Sims as an insane psychopath

  • @misskatiemarie1761
    @misskatiemarie1761 3 роки тому +1063

    Definitely misread this as "Santa is a Lesbian"

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 роки тому +89

      Well... Christmas is not far Away.

    • @irradiated_woman8016
      @irradiated_woman8016 3 роки тому +54

      I need this to be the next video.

    • @MrRuano825
      @MrRuano825 3 роки тому +67

      Well, I remember an anime in which Santa was actually some badass biker who had strong butch vibes.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CocoRegardless
      @CocoRegardless 3 роки тому +10

      @@MrRuano825 I don't know why this seems so familiar to me...

  • @ruinparadox4812
    @ruinparadox4812 3 роки тому +465

    Satan was a lesbian? Damn, heaven is sounding more and more like a christian boarding school now that I think about it.

    • @ontologicalpotato
      @ontologicalpotato 3 роки тому

      That is precisely what atheists think. They view their ideal heaven or satisfaction of eternal life as a place of sexual sin and autonomy of all kinds. The difference is that heaven and hell are not like this at all. Heaven is eternity in the presence of God our creator, and Hell is an eternity without that. You may think this is insignificant to you, but when your creator dictates how your soul feels, it is dreadful to think about, and I’d rather not be in the position you are in. I can’t imagine living with that uncertainty.

    • @Chris-ek1uh
      @Chris-ek1uh 3 роки тому +52

      @@ontologicalpotato OK. Hope you have fun a fun time in heaven.

    • @ruinparadox4812
      @ruinparadox4812 3 роки тому +46

      @@ontologicalpotato ah yes forgive my insanity. I have done an unholy wrong and must repent for my existence because honestly how dare I have an ideal final dream place for myself. Also a bit of advice, generalising people based on an experience you had with one of them isn't exactly the best thing to do, like at all.

    • @katestarnes1709
      @katestarnes1709 3 роки тому +6

      @@ontologicalpotato
      It was a joke...... yeah?

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 3 роки тому +7

      @@ontologicalpotato yeah but some dont believe in an afterlife and think that there is naught but oblivion.

  • @dannythefriendlycactus3274
    @dannythefriendlycactus3274 3 роки тому +135

    "Turn around little butch!" My new favorite way of greeting

  • @emilyfanslow3604
    @emilyfanslow3604 3 роки тому +389

    i don’t know why but “turn around little butch” absolutely killed me

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 3 роки тому +23

      that is literally how the lesbians at my school talk to each other skalfjaf

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +7

      @@mammoneymelon What!?

    • @fantasmaghoulical
      @fantasmaghoulical 3 роки тому +17

      @@theab3957 the lesbians at your school DON'T talk like this?

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +22

      @@fantasmaghoulical Well I am homeschooled, so that would be awkward

    • @fantasmaghoulical
      @fantasmaghoulical 3 роки тому +19

      @@theab3957 oh, that'd be hilarious lmao

  • @Elle-cy3eu
    @Elle-cy3eu 3 роки тому +573

    Hell is sounding better than heaven at this point

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 3 роки тому +16

      It is.
      I should know, it's my hometown

    • @cynthiaanderson6410
      @cynthiaanderson6410 3 роки тому +11

      @@funybirbman3813 hello, person from Michigan.

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 3 роки тому +10

      @@cynthiaanderson6410
      1.I'm not from Michigan.
      2. I would argue that texas and Florida are closer to hell

    • @kiatorrette5631
      @kiatorrette5631 3 роки тому +12

      @@funybirbman3813 I would absolutely believe Florida is the true hell on earth

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 3 роки тому +10

      @@kiatorrette5631 is it even real, or just a species-wide hallucination.

  • @hahabearseathoney
    @hahabearseathoney 3 роки тому +258

    wait if gay people had to die in these novels, couldnt you just write a story and end it with “and then everyone died. the end”?

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 3 роки тому +12

      That's just what they did.

    • @snottyskunkmoth5373
      @snottyskunkmoth5373 3 роки тому

      was literally just wondering the same thing!! it probably went down that way, anyway

  • @pissbaby3893
    @pissbaby3893 3 роки тому +201

    Time for an alternative of Miku Binder Jefferson but with a shirt that says "I met Satan, she's a lesbian!"

  • @abigailweinman6447
    @abigailweinman6447 3 роки тому +357

    “Charlene, as always, does not care.... THAT EVERYBODY IS UNCOMFORTABLE” can’t express how much that made me laugh

  • @TheSoundSpell
    @TheSoundSpell 3 роки тому +182

    “Modern plumbing”
    I thought at this point I had at least a teeny tiny bit of understanding in terms of lesbian slang.
    Evidently, I was wrong.

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 3 роки тому +191

    "She was to blink a lot in her relationship"
    That's all I need to appreciate this literature.

  • @astroster1648
    @astroster1648 3 роки тому +1358

    Oh God this seems like a blast

    • @drifterduckygaming4646
      @drifterduckygaming4646 3 роки тому +11

      Satan also had a blast, showed his friends about it but got bullied

    • @vera_ah
      @vera_ah 3 роки тому +11

      Hello fellow techno fan

    • @astroster1648
      @astroster1648 3 роки тому +4

      @@vera_ah hello ^-^

    • @-satanicpanic-
      @-satanicpanic- 3 роки тому

      @@drifterduckygaming4646 sounds like smth that would happen to me

    • @astroster1648
      @astroster1648 3 роки тому +4

      @salem :o thanks!! I made it myself! :D

  • @GunnarTobus
    @GunnarTobus 3 роки тому +271

    This cover looks like a poster I’d find at a neighbor’s garage sale.
    *I want a poster of this.*

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +6

      You have some interesting neighbours

  • @neaharviainen9691
    @neaharviainen9691 3 роки тому +486

    lucifer is actually a lesbian. she fell in love with lilith and they had a cute lil romance but then god was like "no❤" and kicked lucifer out

    • @ethamatronic8381
      @ethamatronic8381 3 роки тому +69

      I love that little passive aggressive No❤️

    • @dogocatostudios8719
      @dogocatostudios8719 3 роки тому +6

      Sorry I ruined the 6 9

    • @betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv
      @betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv 3 роки тому +49

      @Soup Lord wait so if Adam also "bit the apple"
      Was SatanxAdam a thing as well?

    • @Open_Air_Museum
      @Open_Air_Museum 3 роки тому +24

      @Slug Waterson So... A polyamorous relationship? OMG this gets better and better

    • @wa5019
      @wa5019 3 роки тому +7

      God said it's a real big no no🎶

  • @bonnyjimenez8595
    @bonnyjimenez8595 3 роки тому +355

    "Synthia is tells sharlene charline that's she's in love with her and sharlene is like k" when you popped that quick supernaturalmimage i shrieked and also the threw my tablet . Flawless content as always from out lesbian Edna mode

    • @maggiemcleod7711
      @maggiemcleod7711 3 роки тому +35

      this moment was cinematic gold while simultaneously being the worst thing I've ever seen

    • @ohshiditsgriff2793
      @ohshiditsgriff2793 3 роки тому +24

      Bold of you to assume the original Edna Mode was not a lesbian

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 3 роки тому +6

      Bruh get it right. She's lesbian aunt Bayonetta

  • @ivyravenclaw3573
    @ivyravenclaw3573 3 роки тому +252

    Hello teya. I just have to say that i finally realised that im going to super hell. Thank you for helping me on this journey

  • @rogue9950
    @rogue9950 3 роки тому +268

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE DEAD DOG COLLAR SCENE

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +47

      That made me sick- buy a new one and use it for your kinky escapades

    • @someguy9893
      @someguy9893 3 роки тому +21

      the... the w h a t

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 роки тому +4

      Excuse me

    • @baramenhardova3583
      @baramenhardova3583 3 роки тому +22

      Cause everyone wants to forget that one, apparently :-D

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +10

      @@baramenhardova3583 Damn right I do

  • @harperarida9061
    @harperarida9061 3 роки тому +248

    "watched a movie that Kristen Stewart's in even if she's not gay in it"
    yes I have seen Underwater four times thank you for noticing

  • @discodetectiive
    @discodetectiive 3 роки тому +323

    “on my SERIOUS commentary channel!”
    *has a giant worm on a string sitting in the background*

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 3 роки тому +34

      We‘re not gonna talk about the caged furby? No? Aight

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing unprofessional about that!

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 3 роки тому +10

      @@blueshell292 he's in gay baby jail do not disturb himb

  • @FritzMonorail
    @FritzMonorail 3 роки тому +220

    Next time somebody asks me what my aesthetic is I'm just going to show them the cover for Satan was a lesbian

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 3 роки тому +4

      I think that thumbnail already proudly displays your aesthetic.

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 роки тому +1

      you might be a *Twin Temple* fan and never knew it

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 3 роки тому +1

      @@k.morningstar7983 what is it with you and twin temple?

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 3 роки тому +244

    I actually made Charlene and Cynthia as Sims, because. Charlene kinda looks like the black-haired woman on the cover, I gave them both (roughly) early-'60s clothes, and yes, Sim-Cynthia does have anime bubs. :P
    They live in Strangerville, 'cos moving away to a weird little town in the desert where nobody asks very many questions would a pretty appropriate alternate ending. :)

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 роки тому +11

      This is adorable

    • @treethief4987
      @treethief4987 2 роки тому +1

      Whats your galley ID?

    • @lokischild5170
      @lokischild5170 Рік тому +4

      The fact you didn't name her Simthia saddens me lol.

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 3 роки тому +772

    "This part is a really horrible experience to read"
    I mean, I've read fanfiction, how bad can this be-
    "She makes her dig up her dead dog's collar, then puts it on her, and then walks her around the house on a leash"
    Oh. I see.

    • @thelolitasystem6403
      @thelolitasystem6403 3 роки тому +36

      I mean this sounds like a wattpad lemon one shot with horrible grammar, written by a virgin twelve year old

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 3 роки тому +28

      @@thelolitasystem6403trust me, theres stuff better than this lol

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 2 роки тому +11

      That book was kinkier than I expected. Wow.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 Рік тому +8

      Without consent, too.

  • @chelister27
    @chelister27 3 роки тому +408

    Idk about y'all but the biggest gag for me in this psycho-sexual journey was the revelation that Teya is pretty tall 💁

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 3 роки тому +30

      She's almost half a foot taller than me and I'm not sure how to cope with this

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 роки тому +10

      I always assumed she was my height but she’s almost 4 inches taller than me. I’m scared.

  • @CocoRegardless
    @CocoRegardless 3 роки тому +150

    Oh my god when she used the destiel scene to describe the love confusion I-
    *Too soon*

    • @CocoRegardless
      @CocoRegardless 3 роки тому +16

      I wanted to say confession but it's more accurate this way

    • @saanchikasar9796
      @saanchikasar9796 3 роки тому +4

      To say I flinched would be an understatement. I literally flipped. It's way too soon.

  • @lady_lovelace
    @lady_lovelace 3 роки тому +216

    "how many of us have watched a tv show just because there is one gay couple in it" Look i didn't just sit through 226 chapters of adventure time to be called out like this

    • @lokischild5170
      @lokischild5170 Рік тому +1

      I'M WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME RIGHT NOW FOR THE SAME REASON

  • @thetypewriter3526
    @thetypewriter3526 3 роки тому +162

    charlene abruptly moving to hollywood is like that one scene in twilight when edward leaves and we get to watch the seasons change while bellas sitting in some chair

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 3 роки тому +37

      That book would've been so much more interesting if in the mean time Bella had straight up murdered two women with a carving knife.

    • @alexajackson3655
      @alexajackson3655 3 роки тому +10

      D. Laney, that’s..... oddly specific.
      Edit: after watching the video that is cannon 😅

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexajackson3655 the danger of looking at the comments before finishing the video

    • @alexajackson3655
      @alexajackson3655 3 роки тому

      D. Laney, lmaooo

  • @adam7108
    @adam7108 3 роки тому +160

    This sounds like a playthrough of a dating sim with all the "wrong" options

  • @Strawberryforlife
    @Strawberryforlife 3 роки тому +97

    "And then we flash back to the day they first met... Yesterday." Ah yes, the traditional gay courtship timeline