“I gotta find the classic woman whose classic earring got caught on my long furby’s fur in Tim Hortons” that sentence was a rollercoaster from start to finish
@@sadnessofwildgoats Those are the initials of Alexandra Ocasio Cortés, an american left wing politician who likes to stream on twitch. We call her like that because her name is long we're lazy.
I love how in the cover art implies that strange aeons is the lberated feminist and abby is the tradwife, and abby is wearing a trans pride pin alluding to the theory that abby is just post-op ben shapiro. such a dense image in context.
@@magicwinxcrow2612 I'm from Michigan, they're mostly a Canadian thing but there's a bunch in Michigan and some in Ohio. The American version is even more bootleg lmao. It's basically just a coffee shop/bakery that's trying to turn itself into more fast food ever since it got bought out by Burger King
I have art, history, AP lit and algebra homework and a friend who I was planning on meeting up with for the first time in months but that can all wait this is my top priority
The reference to AOC...the fact that Abby is Ben Shapiro’s brother....and Ben Shapiro craves AOC feet pics.... ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!!! A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!!!
The Tim Hortons barista is Cindy? Like readwithcindy? Who runs a successful tattoo shop with her canine cyborg bf? What is the world of UA-camr fanfiction?
My thoughts exactly. I guess Long Furbys are like related to the Veggietales species somehow. But they tell stories about some horrible elder thing instead of about Jesus. They all sing Silly Songs though.
@@shaiyaoconnor2862 I see you there... you're only just beginning. Your meisterwerk is yet to come. Say hi to Abby Classic for me. I'm hoping you caught that bouquet!
"My name is actually Strange and you ran into me at the coffee shop this morning and your earring got caught on the fur of my furby Thursday I didn't mean to crash your panel like I did uwu" Fantastic pick up line. Won't get them reaching for the mace at all.
The only way this could have gotten even better is if yall had met at GarfieldEats Edit: nvm they go to “The Garfield cafe”. False alarm. Everything’s okay.
Let's say hypothetically that I tried to stop a lesbian relationship between my relative and a furby obsessed Canadian resident? Would you agree correct?
This fanfic is a magnificent piece of literature. It is an ambitious crossover with tons of fine intertextual references. Reading and understanding this fanfic requires insight. The plot uses classic romance tropes, making this story a brilliant representation of modern ship fanfiction. This masterpiece twists reality in a way that makes the reader question it and it is done beautifully, classically. The lore goes deep and the text has so many layers. Truly the masterpiece of the century.
@@amberisvibin they are pretty neat There is also the less ominous but really good "DON'T DIE WONDERING"if you want a similar vibe which doesn't imply you're in a cult
Honestly love all the little "mistakes" like Tia's name being Strange, the Garfield cafe, and Tim Hortons being a fancy cafe. The fic exists in its own little fictional Canada and I need more of it.
As a frequent cloak-wearer, cloaks do not have a chest pocket. This implies that StrangeÆons has sown her own custom cloak. I am just going to leave this information here.
I feel like what Americans need to understand about Tim Hortons is, yes, it is technically a coffee shop but, it’s a “coffee shop” in the sense that Taco Bell is a “Mexican restaurant”. Edit: I feel like my comment comes off a little harsh, but I do like Tim Hortons. I just think that their hot beverages need a lot of work, and that’s kind of a bad thing for a coffee shop? I’m not a fan of coffee in general, so maybe I’m not the best judge of this, but I think that there are three good options when it comes to Tim’s hot beverages and they are: 1. The apple cinnamon fog (really most of their teas are fine I just The foam that comes with having steamed milk) 2. The regular Hot chocolate but only from specific locations and never from downtown because I have gotten sad flavourless brown hot water too many times and now have trust issues. (also, for your own sanity never drink the last mouthful. It’s not worth it) 3. this one might be a little niche, but the seasonal sugar cookie white hot chocolate that was out in like 2015/2016 I loved it, and I am very upset that it never came back.
@@seikoshinohara3084 no, its really cheap, bottom tier stuff that you get if you have no other option/because its everywhere. We have dunking doughnuts in Canada, its superior than tims and far more rare
im trying to get swept away in this Sapphically Abby alternate universe but im getting swept away by that top (i have to clarify i mean the shirt) (because we're all gays and ive made this mistake before)
6:45 Ms. Teya Strange: "With what hands?!" Thursday: "I hath telekinesis." 8:12 Cindy has all the jobs ever. Girl's gotta pay her bills. 11:08 Teya masquerading as Classically Bethany in what is essentially a modest fashion show is incredible.
@@skr3ex I worked at a Tim Hortons, the official term for the person who makes the coffee is "Front Counter Team Member" but that's stupid and unwieldy, literally everyone just says "worker" or "cashier".
Cy Eerie Czar no idea?? Sorry we don’t have Dunkin’ Donuts so I couldn’t tell you. The drinks are poor quality, but also a large coffee is like $2 so you can’t really complain lol. Their food is actually pretty good though, they’re known for donuts and timbits but also have soups and sandwiches and stuff that’s pretty good for fast food. I go there for fast food because it’s not all deep fried and greasy like other places
As a canadian, there are three acceptable reasons to enter a Tim Hortons: 1. You're doing a road trip in the middle of nowhere and need to pee. 2. It was your turn to bring snacks to work and you forgot to buy something decent (this is why Timbits exist) 3. You're at YUL airport and everything else is too damn expensive.
waait what if all the little 'off' details in the main dream section, like the numerous cindys and the slightly wrong names (abby classic, the garfield cafe, etc) were all deliberate? since it's a dream and dreams are always a little messed up
It’s so cool that she has made it now possible for furbies to hold things with the birth of her daughter. Now the fan fictions that have furbies holding things aren’t lies or far fetched. She’s out here doing the most really
We can be happy together strange even if we are different I know we can be so happy living a modest life in America together
this really tricked me for a second lmao i’m stupid
@@millyfiore7815 me too for a second I was so scared
thank you, "Abby Classic". very cool!
Pls tell me u made an email
WHY DID THIS SCARE ME BYE-
How To Write A Lesbian Fanfic In A God Honoring Way
*spits out coffee *
I’m literally crying over this comment
LMAOOOOO
Cried
Kajssjjshshd
"She was like AOC except not at all" is comedy gold
What's AOC? 😯
@@hotwateronwool Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@@Losermode She's that woman that's like Abby Classic except not at all
Abby O'Classic
It's some wonderful "floating in exactly the same way that bricks don't" level shit and I love it!
If Ben Shapiro doesn’t show up as a character to pull the cliche “stay away from my sister” bullshit then I’m gonna be low key disappointed
Big facts
And logic
How does it feel to be disappointed?
Man that’s real disappointing
@UltimateCheetah3000 there is one about reader, Ben Shapiro, and bob the tomato though. It’s a wild fucking ride
plot twist: classicallyabby actually ghostwrote this fanfic
That's what I call a spicy take
Hit up her social media all over and ask her to blink Morse if she needs to be rescued for her true love
i hope it’s true-
Idk I'd say it's more likely to be Ben Shapiro...
That’s probably true LMAO
i'm just honored to have made a cameo in the fanfic
I love you 🍍 🌊
greatest crossover ever!!
Bro? A crossover?
CINDYYYYYY
the only thing that would make this better is a threesome fanfic with me, strange aeons, and classically abby
Theory: Cindy is the author self-inserting themselves as a cupid-like demon creature
Cindy is actually a booktube youtuber who’s channel is called “withcindy”, they do infact, frequently talk about fairies fucking.
@@Amber-yw4ji Am I dumb or was her name Readwithcindy? Ik it’s Withcindy now but I swear it used to be ReadWithCindy
@@Ash_W04 it was !
@@Ash_W04 I’m pretty sure it was ! But she changed it recently
I was picturing WithCindy the whole time then the book review of fairies fucking solidified it lmao
''she was like AOC but not at all'' being YOUR pov is the biggest plot twist of this century
My thoughts exactly
"it's just 'girl defined' kristen, we're safe" is a brand new emotion
It's called denial. No one is safe around girl defined
Truly
New emotion just dropped 🥳🥳
I call this Ship, ✨Classically Strange✨!
Strange Abby
Abby Æons
Classically Æons
This is so amazing, this should be the top comment
@@blackpantsog thank you!
“I gotta find the classic woman whose classic earring got caught on my long furby’s fur in Tim Hortons” that sentence was a rollercoaster from start to finish
new tattoo inspo
Its probably the best sentence I've ever read
@@malepatternbaldness. truly
Classy
the lore goes deep
“Your furby very long lol”
“That’s kind of his thing”
10/10 flirting lines
Is it bad that I would actually take that as flirting if I were in this weird scenario?
Probably...
@@chaseevans3529 it is flirting
"Is that your long Furby or are you just happy to see me?"
Honestly I would fold if someone flirted with that lmao
*That;s
"It's just Girl Defined Kristen, we're safe."
Are we????
My exact thoughts 😂
The way Abby would be offended beyond words by this piece of art LMFAO
how do we get her to do a reaction to it it would be amazing
@@flannelapocalypse9835 CHECK THE PIN COMMENT LMAO
@@daeity1 not the real one, sadly
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 unfortunately i did see that, but it's just,,, idk??? it's funny and confusing?? LMAO
@@jaelyn1369 omg it really is u 😭😭😭 pls don't hate me
she was like aoc but wasn't is the most cursed description of classically abby ive heard and now idk if I wanna laugh or eat glass
The best line will make you want to simultaneously do both
im sorry that im an idiot but what is aoc
@@sadnessofwildgoats us congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez
@@sadnessofwildgoats Those are the initials of Alexandra Ocasio Cortés, an american left wing politician who likes to stream on twitch. We call her like that because her name is long we're lazy.
@@sadnessofwildgoats Akexandria Ocasio Cortez
I love how in the cover art implies that strange aeons is the lberated feminist and abby is the tradwife, and abby is wearing a trans pride pin alluding to the theory that abby is just post-op ben shapiro. such a dense image in context.
The words "Post-op Ben Shapiro" gave me whiplash
@@julien4305 same
@@julien4305femme shapiro
The person who wrote this really be like “ I know I’m going to hell but I want god to hesitate.”
Underrated nuance comment here :)
Ayyyyyy
Ayyyyyyyyye
Nice to find another person of ✨ culture✨
AAAAYYYYEEEEEEEEEE
So there was no scene where Ben Shapiro confronts you at the wedding about you marrying his sister? To bad.
"Let's say that hypothetically you married my sister"
Then Mara Wilson shows up and beats his ass lmao
@@dukedankulos4987 that’s IT. just. IT?
Nah, he wouldn't attend an event that supports something he sees as sinful. Ask his pal Dave Rubin, he'll tell you
@@KuLaydMahn, true true. He'd invite her onto the Daily Wire to debate on weather she should be able to marry his sister.
It wasn’t until the end where she said “I’m ready about fairies fucking” that I realized that Cindy was withcindy and I about died
SAME
YES
As a Tim Hortons employee: we are the farthest thing from baristas. We're "team members"
I've literally been wondering wth Tim Hortons is. I'm from America and we run on Dunkin.
@@magicwinxcrow2612 I'm from Michigan, they're mostly a Canadian thing but there's a bunch in Michigan and some in Ohio. The American version is even more bootleg lmao. It's basically just a coffee shop/bakery that's trying to turn itself into more fast food ever since it got bought out by Burger King
@@dizzy.melodies I saw one in NYC once when I was there for a convention but it wasn't open. It was boarded up and there were coming soon signs.
@@dizzy.melodies there is one, without shame or explination, outside Glasgow Central Station in Scotland 🤷🏼♀️
So it's Canadian Starbucks? Got it lmao
American micro-aggression: calling Tim Horton's workers baristas
We're used to Starbucks baristas because capitalism has the tightest grip on Americans
@@angiejilani okay in defense, starbucks is fancy
Pfff lmaoo
@@angiejilani What does that even mean
@@yukiandkanamekuran bruh what
I love that the gays don't hate Classically Abby they just wish she was a lesbian lmao
Everyone is better as a lesbian.
@@safala My new motto
She has that cottagecore video tho
I refuse to believe she’s straight there’s no way she is
🎶🎶 Every woman is a lesbian at heart... 🎶🎶
It’s official now, Cindy is the worlds newest plot device.
I wouldn't have it any other way 😌
You’ve heard of “Dios ex-Machina”, now get ready for: “Cindy ex-Machina”
It’s what she deserves 😤
@@TotosTales. Omg that’s amazing.
@@jacobbass6437 haha I’m glad you like it 😅
“I Read Strange Aeons X Classically Abby Fanfiction”
_Science class can wait, this cannot_
Girl same
I have art, history, AP lit and algebra homework and a friend who I was planning on meeting up with for the first time in months but that can all wait this is my top priority
Who said the two were mutually exclusive? This *is* science!
@@freshgreenjello6431 I mean, we were discussing chemistry, something these two clearly have
the fact that the story is from teya’s pov and she’s complimenting abby every 2 seconds has me convinced that abby definitely wrote this fic.
Probably in collusion with Cindy.
Yes😭
It was Onision. This was a Stones To Abbigail prequel. 🤣🤣
@@FrizzKid05 NAW LMAO
the title is terrifying and i am ready to be cursed
Lol 😂
"I do look like an unhinged person who just runs around in a cloak"
Yes. Yes you do
Gay magicians be like that.
“She was like AOC, but not at all” Bruh, that fucking sent me.
I mean, the whole fanfic did that, but that in particular was the breaking point.
if the beginning was the breaking point then the middle was obliterating and the end was decimating.
That's the kind of A+ satire line that really sets a tone.
Abby's Gonna Lose Her Sh*t When She Finds Out This Exists 😭🤣
You know she's insecure enough to actually make a complaint about it
I bet she’d just make a video response talking about how “LeSbIaNs aRe NOT cLasSiC oR hOLy” or some weird shit like that lmao
i really need this to be a thing now lmao
SOMEONE PLEASE NOTIFY HER I NEED TO SEE IT
I low key wanna go undercover and mention this is classically Abby's comment sections lmao
If any pair of enemies exist, they will be shipped. Because God has abandoned us
Yes, of course, is in the Manual of Laws of the Internet
TrumanXStalin 👀
@@unicornburgers302 W H Y
God has abandoned us because he’s on a date with Satan
Because God has abandoned us in our darkest hour.
The reference to AOC...the fact that Abby is Ben Shapiro’s brother....and Ben Shapiro craves AOC feet pics.... ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!!! A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!!!
Ben Shapiro wants w h a t
@@callies3789 uhhhhh uhhh hhhh
@@natalie-3737 explain.
please explain this, this is keeping me up at night
Please explain this.
This is both very distressing and very intriguing.
666th like
I feel like Cindy is going to slowly become a character that ties fanfic of UA-camrs all into one single universe
Cindy is the MVP of fanfiction
Cindy to be played by Sam Jackson in the movie adaptation
Technically theyre all in the same universe anyways
Next, cindy is gonna show up in a OneTopic x Click satire fic
Like a modern Jackson wang
The Tim Hortons barista is Cindy? Like readwithcindy? Who runs a successful tattoo shop with her canine cyborg bf? What is the world of UA-camr fanfiction?
Beautiful, that’s what
help she was literally doing a book review of fairies fucking this has to be readwithcindy what is happening
Well since she’s a security guard too maybe tattoo artist is Cindy’s third gig 😂
@@Myr642 she’s the Ms. Rabbit of this universe
thursday's using veggietales rules for his black coffee
My thoughts exactly. I guess Long Furbys are like related to the Veggietales species somehow. But they tell stories about some horrible elder thing instead of about Jesus. They all sing Silly Songs though.
Please, Thursday is clearly a telekinetic.
This
This is how old I am, I would have called it "Homestar rules"
It’s hilarious that they use her real name in the description but in the actual fanfic they just name her strange
Wellllll, his real name IS Strange Aeons
@@couldntcareless7884 and he lives in Canada, Usa. That's important
Having a name Strange is so metal ngl.
@couldntcareless7884 What you don't know is that his real name is strange æons
Of all the shitty fanfiction I've read... this is both horrifying and spectacular
Thank you!
You ever read numberjacks fanfic?
@@dylanmyszker9568 Sauce?
@@shaiyaoconnor2862 I see you there... you're only just beginning. Your meisterwerk is yet to come.
Say hi to Abby Classic for me. I'm hoping you caught that bouquet!
"My name is actually Strange"
"Ok, that's a mean thing to say about yourself, but what's your name?"
"Its strange"
@@maddiepaddy2608 “yes, it is”
@@cora2192 "But who am I to judge?"
"Oh, we're using our made up names."
@@EternalDensity Exactly what I thought of lol
@@cora2192 "What?"
"No, he's my brother."
"I need to know how a furby holds a hot beverage" sheer force of will. pure psychic power
He grasps it with his INFINITE TEETH.
I pictured one of those double beer holder hats with the long straws
He wears a tiny bag that works as a cup holder which he puts the drink into and he drinks it with a straw.
nothing but endless, cosmic RAGE.
Nothing like reading fanfiction about you wrapped in a big gay snake
The word “garfachino” makes my brain ascend to a spiritual level
Garfachino and Dunkachino 2-for-1 deal.
@@expendableindigo9639 oh fuck now I want a garfachino song....
hello your pfp gives me life
"My name is actually Strange and you ran into me at the coffee shop this morning and your earring got caught on the fur of my furby Thursday I didn't mean to crash your panel like I did uwu"
Fantastic pick up line. Won't get them reaching for the mace at all.
uwu
You when a crackship joke fanfiction has nonsensical lines and makes no sense: 😢
Drinking game: Take a shot of your hot beverage of choice everytime she says "hot beverage"
And take an extra shot when you hear "of choice"
dammit i just finished my hot beverage so id have to make another one to play :(
i just made pho do i take a shot of broth
I have burned my throat thankyou
My mouth is now burnt off. I am slightly more dead inside and am very caffeinated so thanks for this
The only way this could have gotten even better is if yall had met at GarfieldEats
Edit: nvm they go to “The Garfield cafe”. False alarm. Everything’s okay.
Thank god. I don't think I would be able to sleep without knowing Abby and Teeya went to Garfield eats
trying to imagine Classically Abby in a Garfield Eats is making my brain malfunction tho 😂😂
oi off topic but nice lance pfp hehe
"why am I wearing a cloak" why aren't you
At least one of these fanfics has to feature Ben Shapiro as a villain.
Let's say hypothetically that I tried to stop a lesbian relationship between my relative and a furby obsessed Canadian resident? Would you agree correct?
@@linkingglagoon8254 not quite that but... ua-cam.com/video/8aZwJNbv9aE/v-deo.html
@@linkingglagoon8254 wait Ben Shapiro and Classically Abby are related? 😂😂
@@molly-zx9cr Yep. I'm pretty sure they're siblings, maybe cousins.
"I'm never going to read fanfiction of myself again"
- looks at open office, sighs and clicks "do not save"
Dont worry as long as enough people throw it at her itll work
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
This fanfic is a magnificent piece of literature. It is an ambitious crossover with tons of fine intertextual references. Reading and understanding this fanfic requires insight. The plot uses classic romance tropes, making this story a brilliant representation of modern ship fanfiction. This masterpiece twists reality in a way that makes the reader question it and it is done beautifully, classically. The lore goes deep and the text has so many layers. Truly the masterpiece of the century.
truely
unrelated mut siisti nimi sul ngl
@@tomfoolery2856 ooo kiitos!
I don’t know which thought is weirder: that if you and Abby got married Ben Shapiro would be your brother in law or that you could go on 90 day fiancé
underrated comment.
you should really make some OG lesbian pins, they were ominous as fuck:
"I KNOW YOU KNOW"
"I AM ONE"
oh wow I want one
@@amberisvibin they are pretty neat
There is also the less ominous but really good "DON'T DIE WONDERING"if you want a similar vibe which doesn't imply you're in a cult
@@SZebS that one is also amazing
The all caps really helps with the slightly unhinged vibes
@@doingo648 completely intentional as well, there were others in lower case and artistic fonts
"sleep with my phone in my bed like a creature"
wow i didn't need to be insulted like this today
The scariest part about this fic is that its actually not garbage agghh
Honestly love all the little "mistakes" like Tia's name being Strange, the Garfield cafe, and Tim Hortons being a fancy cafe. The fic exists in its own little fictional Canada and I need more of it.
what they dont know is his real name is strange aeons
@@carter1780 and he lives in canada, usa
What are you talking about, this story describes exactly what it's like in Canada
@@theab3957 Lol!! True!
When Strange fell in love with Abby Classic
“The little guy on your shoulder was adorable. Very long.”
“That;s kind of his thing”
This is HONESTLY a masterpiece
Cindy in this fic is just Sans Undertale with a punk aesthetic
Oh my god she is
Don’t you mean that rabbit from Peppa pig
When you’re so starved for sapphic representation that the title vaguely intrigued you because what if Abby gets character development-
Check out happiest season, if you can, I have watched it many times since it was released because... It's... Good? Positive lesbian representation? 😱
Check out Carmilla it’s on UA-cam and it’s very good
Guys, watch Firebringer.
It’s a musical about gay cavewomen who discover fire. It’s amazing.
If you like animation, Owl House, She-Ra, Steven Universe, Harley Quinn, Adventure Time
If you feel like crying there’s Haunting of Bly Manor. But I mean it when I say crying. I bawled
The kiss reminded me of the mavis x rapunzel “it’s okay I’m a lesbo” meme AFAKDVDJDFDC
Tim Hortons doesn't have bells nor baristas. We have underpaid teens with the position "front cash"
Tim Hortons isn't Canadian Starbucks. It's Burger King with donuts
Thursday doesn't need hands to drink coffee. As long as he has the will, he can do anything.
We know, but he wants to. So let him
@@xenon8927 Good point
"What is real, what is fake? What is fan-fiction, what is reality?" - William Shakespeare
I fr read this to the beat of Bohemian Rhapsody
@Just some guy On the internet caught in a land slide
I see long furbies having VeggieTales powers, where they hold things but they KNOW they don't have hands.
Does this mean theyre going to hell just like the veggie tales vegetables (the creator confirmed it)
Some long furbies do have arms like Buttered Noodles and @handibal.legtor (on Instagram) so some of them can hold things but not all of them
@@crestflames492 wait why are the veggietales going to hell
@@crestflames492 why??
@@vampirelibrarian777 war crimes
As a frequent cloak-wearer, cloaks do not have a chest pocket. This implies that StrangeÆons has sown her own custom cloak. I am just going to leave this information here.
it's sewn (if you sow something that's like. plantin shit) but hell yes custom cloak
She made a whole-ass long furby I'm sure she's capable
You wear cloaks?? That's so awesome!! :)
My cape has one. Though I did sew that so maybe it doesn't count.
Fellow frequent cloak wearer, my cloak has a hood, buttons, ties and armholes, but no pockets
nothing has ever appealed to my aesthetic sensibilities nearly as much as a button that just says "TEETH?" on it
readwithcindy making an appearance was not something i expected, but its welcomed
I feel like what Americans need to understand about Tim Hortons is, yes, it is technically a coffee shop but, it’s a “coffee shop” in the sense that Taco Bell is a “Mexican restaurant”.
Edit: I feel like my comment comes off a little harsh, but I do like Tim Hortons. I just think that their hot beverages need a lot of work, and that’s kind of a bad thing for a coffee shop? I’m not a fan of coffee in general, so maybe I’m not the best judge of this, but I think that there are three good options when it comes to Tim’s hot beverages and they are:
1. The apple cinnamon fog (really most of their teas are fine I just The foam that comes with having steamed milk)
2. The regular Hot chocolate but only from specific locations and never from downtown because I have gotten sad flavourless brown hot water too many times and now have trust issues. (also, for your own sanity never drink the last mouthful. It’s not worth it)
3. this one might be a little niche, but the seasonal sugar cookie white hot chocolate that was out in like 2015/2016 I loved it, and I am very upset that it never came back.
I feel like its the Mcdonalds version of Starbucks
like a canadian dunkin donuts?
@@xmorgan1123x I think that's how I've always heard them compared
thanks
Oh that’s why she keeps comically saying hot beverage
the idea of a timmies being a cute lil' coffee shop is absolutely hilarious to me!!! It's like calling Mc. Donalds fine dining.
homemaking cursed pins is truly peak lesbianiacal behavior
catch me buying literally all of them
Americans think Tim Hortons is Canadian Starbucks confirmed.
Well if it’s not that then what is it?
@@DB-wb1tz McDonald's
@k b it's the coffee version of McDonalds
@@seikoshinohara3084 no, its really cheap, bottom tier stuff that you get if you have no other option/because its everywhere. We have dunking doughnuts in Canada, its superior than tims and far more rare
@@vallennes we have DUNKIN DONUTS W H A T
“a helpful eldritch demon” is how i’m describing cindy from here on out
Strange Æons x Classically Abby fanfic after this 📈📈📈
STONKS
Furbies don’t need hands to hold things. They just hold them like the vegetable i veggietales hold things, just vaguely floating next to them
I swear "Teya does UA-cam for her career" needs to be your about or bio on something
I cannot even imagine reading fanfiction about myself, you poor poor soul
“Gotta get back into chaacter as me” That is quite possibly the best sentence I’ve heard all day.
"This video is sponsored by me and my button factory" is the level of amazing we should all aspire to be.
i had a stroke reading that title oh god it really is a tuesday isnt it
σнмуѕαтαη ιт ιѕ α тυєѕ∂αу
Chewsday today innit
I was about to correct you and say it's Monday. My head is empty.
Tuesday again . No problem
Today is Wednesday.
Today is _Wednesday._
tODaY Is weDnEsDay.
*Today* is Wednesday.
TODAY IS WEDNESDAY.
im trying to get swept away in this Sapphically Abby alternate universe but im getting swept away by that top (i have to clarify i mean the shirt) (because we're all gays and ive made this mistake before)
Sapph-- sAPPHICALLY ABBY
would sapphically Abby have the same problem as her brother with not being able to make women wet
Im crying
SAPPHICALLY ABBY-
I’m wheezing, how did you come up with this?
SaPpHiCaLlY aBbY?
6:45
Ms. Teya Strange: "With what hands?!"
Thursday: "I hath telekinesis."
8:12
Cindy has all the jobs ever. Girl's gotta pay her bills.
11:08
Teya masquerading as Classically Bethany in what is essentially a modest fashion show is incredible.
the my immortal reference always gets me-
OP: “The barista waved”
My Canadian Ass: “Who calls a Tims worker a barista?”
Teya: “I don’t think we call them that…”
what.... what do you call them...??
@@skr3ex I worked at a Tim Hortons, the official term for the person who makes the coffee is "Front Counter Team Member" but that's stupid and unwieldy, literally everyone just says "worker" or "cashier".
@@kckasem3360 Is Tim H. like a Dunken Do..? Is it gross?
Skr3ex 333 I just call them workers or cashier, idk
Cy Eerie Czar no idea?? Sorry we don’t have Dunkin’ Donuts so I couldn’t tell you. The drinks are poor quality, but also a large coffee is like $2 so you can’t really complain lol. Their food is actually pretty good though, they’re known for donuts and timbits but also have soups and sandwiches and stuff that’s pretty good for fast food. I go there for fast food because it’s not all deep fried and greasy like other places
Cindy, Strange Aeons and Classically Abby: the greatest crossover ever
Don’t forget Girl Defined
"I'm just kidding. Imagine that?"
That line fuckin' sent me to the astral plane holy shit
As a canadian, there are three acceptable reasons to enter a Tim Hortons: 1. You're doing a road trip in the middle of nowhere and need to pee. 2. It was your turn to bring snacks to work and you forgot to buy something decent (this is why Timbits exist) 3. You're at YUL airport and everything else is too damn expensive.
As a Montrealer, 3) hit me hard bb
4. It's 5am and _goddamn_ you need a coffee on your way to work.
i'm imagining thursdays voice as like a really deep british narrator voice and it improves this whole experience x1000
*stephen fry narrating the Harry Potter audiobooks*
also excellent username, gods speed
Just tell Americans that Tim Hortons is Dunkin Donuts, not Starbucks.
Or like Arby's
As someone who lived in Detroit I’m painfully aware of the quality, Tim Hortons in Southfield, Michigan was the shittiest coffee I had in my life.
@@zandaroos553 lmao deadass just doodoo water
I go for the doughnuts and food, and tea, and anything but hot coffee.
Their potato wedge things, milkshakes and doughnuts are nice, coffee is 👎 tho
"Imagine if I slipped into a Function of Beauty sponsorship right now"
ngl minorly disappointed you didn't.
Ikr. I was kinda waiting for it to happen.
This video is so much more important than understanding algebra
agreed
are you also skipping school?
@@3bugsinatrenchcoat nooo, of course not. I'm multitasking.
Don’t mind me ignoring geometry
@@pupsandlucks7747 lmao history here
This reads like one of those Posts-from-a-darker-timeline nightmares.
oh to be a long furby coiled around a hot caffeinated beverage
waait what if all the little 'off' details in the main dream section, like the numerous cindys and the slightly wrong names (abby classic, the garfield cafe, etc) were all deliberate? since it's a dream and dreams are always a little messed up
I am taking all the Cindys like on pokemon with all the nurses and officer jennys
Yo that’s really smart actually!
"mister...?"
"doctor"
"mister doctor?"
"it's... Strange"
"Oh we're using our made-up names"
The only fanfiction that matters
this and heatwaves
You obviously haven't read Shrek × Trump fanfic
@@Vampire_Nightshade the fu- WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THIS EXISTS
This one tops the Kokichi Ouma "Let It All Out" fanfic
@@Vampire_Nightshade ive seen some dr phill x shrek
I love the fact that people use their youtube names instead of their actual names “Abby Classic” and “strange” just sent me
Reminds me of those other bad youtuber fanfics on wattpad that have "Mark Iplier" or "George NotFound" as their legal names lmao
Sans Undertale
Dave Homestuck
...
whomst else?
"i need to find the classic woman whose classic earring got caught on my long furby's fur at tim horton's" is my new favorite sentence. senior quote.
Why is everyone ignoring the part in the middle with the website that said "His name is actually Strange Æons"
I need to know more about this website
why do i feel like this is the same website that put nihachus gender as bisexual and status as female
@@el-ub9tx because it is
@@el-ub9tx pfft what
"The little guy on your shoulders was adorable, very long"
"That's kind of his thing"
Dying
It’s so cool that she has made it now possible for furbies to hold things with the birth of her daughter. Now the fan fictions that have furbies holding things aren’t lies or far fetched. She’s out here doing the most really
It’s the romanticizing Tim Hortons for me 😂😭
fucking incredible. this feels like a strange aeons season finale. That twist ending, damn
I- This made me wheeze. We NEED to get classically abby to read this now.
you read WHAT
You are first, pog
I like ur name and pfp... 👁👁
✏️Michael ✏️distortion ✏️watches ✏️strange ✏️aeons✏️
@@desasterartist7332 😳😳😳
@@desasterartist7332 canon