DJ Khaled Is Mad

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  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 5 років тому +8861

    Khaled unironically exclusively listens to his own music

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 5 років тому +788

      he must listen to a lot of other artists then

    • @zedore7841
      @zedore7841 5 років тому +421

      Thats because it is just as listening to somebody else's music

    • @LesusJizard
      @LesusJizard 5 років тому +8

      Raúl Pérez Dissection /,,/

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 5 років тому +173

      He even played it during the birth of his son. While live streaming the whole thing on Snapchat.

    • @Dehangus
      @Dehangus 5 років тому +82

      @@KaijaSchmauss Is this a joke or for real? Because it could be either but I'm leaning towards real.

  • @thecharlieramirez
    @thecharlieramirez 5 років тому +12735

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" God damn, Melon.

    • @mortified0
      @mortified0 5 років тому +605

      KILL SHOT. THAT'S A KILL SHOT.

    • @OLWHartist
      @OLWHartist 5 років тому +286

      360 no scoped on him 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lokuendog
      @lokuendog 5 років тому +296

      Melon killing fat people left and right lately

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow 5 років тому +120

      Just had one of those moments when you read a quote comment at the exact moment it's said in the video lol

    • @sofia7587
      @sofia7587 5 років тому +112

      Came for his fucking neck

  • @FullMetalPanicNL
    @FullMetalPanicNL 5 років тому +7580

    The fact he even made it to number two is a crime against humanity.

    • @anthonycappadocia5983
      @anthonycappadocia5983 4 роки тому +45

      FullMetalPanicNL I’m happy this comment has more likes then dislikes on the video

    • @seansmith373
      @seansmith373 4 роки тому +58

      Facts khaled is a lazy fuck that deserves no credit like what he expect it ain’t like he does any work on any of the songs

    • @m1cra848
      @m1cra848 4 роки тому +6

      @@seansmith373 eh. pay money get money. I dont really see the issue

    • @AJ-og4ru
      @AJ-og4ru 4 роки тому +23

      Nah that’s the thing the songs on his album aren’t bad, because they aren’t his songs😂

    • @wallbanger772
      @wallbanger772 4 роки тому +3

      lol

  • @dammitbobbi_
    @dammitbobbi_ 5 років тому +7754

    “WE DA SECOND BEST!”
    -DJ Khaled

  • @Tyleya
    @Tyleya 5 років тому +4454

    For someone “BLESSED” and “HUMBLE” he sounds Bitter.

    • @tigerboy7585
      @tigerboy7585 5 років тому +7

      He is a human being

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 років тому +258

      @kelvin ikechiunor He is. We just don’t like him.

    • @tigerboy7585
      @tigerboy7585 5 років тому +5

      @@kaylons because you don't like him you hate him instead ?

    • @MrDazthaman
      @MrDazthaman 5 років тому +80

      Hahaha.... He's a proper knobhead

    • @tigerboy7585
      @tigerboy7585 5 років тому

      @@MrDazthaman SMH

  • @Sasukeluvzme13
    @Sasukeluvzme13 5 років тому +3931

    I think what bothers him the most is that Tyler wrote, PRODUCED, and constructed the list of songs for this album and received praise.

    • @donjonson9587
      @donjonson9587 5 років тому +23

      Yeah. Artists tend to be prima donnas like that.

    • @vincentsmith4810
      @vincentsmith4810 5 років тому +69

      😂😂This fucker is so damm wack it aint even funny DJ my ass! Jazzy jeff is a DJ DJ Qbert is a Dj Mix Master Mike Ect! Thats why Hip Hop Sucks now because of Muthafuckas like him! No Skill!

    • @kingkalebdash4856
      @kingkalebdash4856 5 років тому +39

      Wish the same was said for nicki..
      Meanwhile another girl who clearly didn’t write anything in her album, gets a Grammy, bet award and general ass licking behaviour from the industry

    • @mercster
      @mercster 5 років тому +74

      And uh, performed? All I hear this fool doing is saying "YEAH!"

    • @Jenna-zl9su
      @Jenna-zl9su 5 років тому +2

      mercster who Tyler or dj Khaled??

  • @robmassey9179
    @robmassey9179 5 років тому +1820

    Ironic how his last album was called grateful, clearly he's not in this case lmao

    • @godussop391
      @godussop391 5 років тому +10

      Rob Massey he meant grateful of his son

    • @yeeticus6928
      @yeeticus6928 5 років тому +92

      Like melon said. He should be glad his mediocrity even got him this far

  • @f.miller801
    @f.miller801 5 років тому +3800

    The meme got into dude's mind. He really thinks he's the best.

    • @tjayk9127
      @tjayk9127 5 років тому +262

      He honestly may be dumb enough to take the memes as compliments rather than realize the joke is how stupid it is.

    • @hushedtones7168
      @hushedtones7168 5 років тому +55

      You have to think that in order to keep going until you get to the level where he got.
      Imagine if you made music but 99% of your audience don't even know what your role is on the album or what even is your talent.

    • @thkarape
      @thkarape 5 років тому +30

      You mean HE THE BEST MUSIC

    • @setoking2916
      @setoking2916 5 років тому +2

      He is tha best

    • @Nimtrix
      @Nimtrix 5 років тому +17

      The dude is practically a living meme

  • @mrghostfedora2465
    @mrghostfedora2465 5 років тому +2224

    We all know that DJ Khaled only has a son for marketing purposes.

  • @pluto5618
    @pluto5618 5 років тому +4579

    Dj Khaled: "WE THE SECOND BEST"

  • @ituauduebo8275
    @ituauduebo8275 5 років тому +4946

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" is a Tywin Lannister-level burn

  • @CaptinMc1
    @CaptinMc1 5 років тому +1041

    I saw someone say “WE DEPRESSED MUSIC” and now I need to check out

    • @chumbucket6989
      @chumbucket6989 4 роки тому +19

      I'm gonna think about this every time I have to hear his music in public, thank you lmaoooo

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 3 роки тому +9

      Just listen to his entire catalog, it speaks for it self.

  • @jackkruger9757
    @jackkruger9757 5 років тому +1899

    Hook:
    “Hoes mad” x 24

    • @TheValentin99
      @TheValentin99 5 років тому +12

      Jack Kruger famous dex?

    • @sirpeetthelittle
      @sirpeetthelittle 5 років тому +17

      Khaleds mad x24

    • @warped1589
      @warped1589 5 років тому +3

      A R T

    • @classicpinball9873
      @classicpinball9873 5 років тому

      That song is better than anything dj khaled

    • @domio_domio
      @domio_domio 5 років тому +2

      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)

  • @generalbrowsing2459
    @generalbrowsing2459 5 років тому +1731

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" gg mate. GG!

    • @jmcghee4886
      @jmcghee4886 5 років тому +2

      Nah, another one...Or two

  • @soitgoes290
    @soitgoes290 5 років тому +3295

    Literally he isn’t as good as Billie or Tyler by a million lightyears

    • @xSTARRYxEYESx
      @xSTARRYxEYESx 5 років тому +135

      This. It's like those Shaggy 3% memes from a while back. Khaled literally can't beat Tyler 3%

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому +33

      So It Goes Billie is industry plant trash tho

    • @attithemusician
      @attithemusician 5 років тому +335

      @@047Kenny she might be an industry plant, but that doesn't mean her music isn't appealing. Cant believe im saying this to a Vagina Crusher

    • @blank3561
      @blank3561 5 років тому +210

      I don’t even like Billie but she’s way more of an artist than khaled

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому +10

      WDYEWDYES ? Her shit is trash cmon my nigggggaaa!!!!!! She has like 2-3 listenable songs and that’s it

  • @clintcarden1244
    @clintcarden1244 5 років тому +3471

    You know It’s a good day when fantano posts a video titled Dj Khaled is mad

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 5 років тому +13

      You should get out more if this is a good day for you.

    • @llittlegreyhound
      @llittlegreyhound 5 років тому +4

      @@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo yeah, maybe Khaled needs to take a hit, too.

    • @kylewanke1227
      @kylewanke1227 5 років тому +5

      "A good day" you mean a fucking amazing day!!!

    • @isaiahromero9861
      @isaiahromero9861 5 років тому +25

      @@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo we get it, you have a superiority complex

    • @MiguelAXFlo
      @MiguelAXFlo 5 років тому

      ThatisthePlan

  • @Pr0jectFM
    @Pr0jectFM 5 років тому +1648

    -Doesn't do any musical work
    -Puts together terrible album
    -Album reaches high on the Billboard charts
    Yet he's somehow unhappy because his album isn't doing even better

    • @ekspressmusic
      @ekspressmusic 5 років тому +43

      Maybe that's a marketing trick, for people to listen his album.

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow 5 років тому +29

      He's a total glutton, thinks he deserves more & more no matter how much he gets

    • @hushedtones7168
      @hushedtones7168 5 років тому +18

      Charts are irrelevant bs industry politics crap. Dj Khaled is lost if that's how he measure success

    • @Chrisratata
      @Chrisratata 5 років тому

      Agree that it’s whiny and ungrateful, but psychologically the marketing weight of being able to say that your album debuted at number 1 holds a lot more weight than number 2. It just does.

    • @aakashr370
      @aakashr370 5 років тому +6

      dj khaled is the talentless version of Kanye.

  • @Reegus
    @Reegus 5 років тому +427

    I didn’t know that dj khaled was a real musican I just thought he just yelled DJ KAHLED then he left the studio

    • @Kuzo53
      @Kuzo53 4 роки тому +44

      Ærgh Boi but....that is what he does

    • @nicholasszymonik5269
      @nicholasszymonik5269 3 роки тому +23

      He's more of an exec than an actual musician. Most of his fame comes from his ability to find other people who are talented and slap his brand onto their work.

    • @slimjimbaby
      @slimjimbaby 3 роки тому

      essentially yes

    • @ayadhyist
      @ayadhyist 5 місяців тому +1

      That’s what he does lol

  • @jordankelley8034
    @jordankelley8034 5 років тому +1244

    i literally havent heard any songs from his album anywhere yet

    • @ru4real289
      @ru4real289 5 років тому +14

      Jordan Kelley Taylor Swift is garbage too ...so is Katy perry and Beyoncé ..fuck all that

    • @kieranive8763
      @kieranive8763 5 років тому +71

      lmfao right me too. i've heard igor around so much more

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 років тому +7

      The only one I hear anywhere is Wish Wish... Which is for me is like 7 outta 10 not bad bad.. But its nothing spectacular. I mean ironically it has Cardi on it sooooooo thats why its selling.

    • @Eagles2020
      @Eagles2020 5 років тому

      Kieran Ive I haven’t heard any songs from both of those albums

    • @sagiepuff
      @sagiepuff 5 років тому +15

      There’s a good chance you have, it’s just so forgettable you wouldn’t even know you’ve heard it.

  • @nez8903
    @nez8903 5 років тому +907

    WE DEPRESSED MUSIC

    • @thyartismurder6352
      @thyartismurder6352 5 років тому +29

      album: *debuts at number 2*
      dj khaled: A-NUMBER ONE

    • @thomasnewton8223
      @thomasnewton8223 5 років тому

      Pink Scissors Media this guy probably didn’t come up with it so yeah go ahead lol

    • @nez8903
      @nez8903 5 років тому +2

      Pink Scissors Media of course

    • @nez8903
      @nez8903 5 років тому

      Thomas Newton totally lmao, tf?😂

    • @DJ-vg1pr
      @DJ-vg1pr 5 років тому +9

      The joke here is that DJ Khaled does not say this

  • @ryanm7087
    @ryanm7087 5 років тому +329

    "I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fkkn quiet game"
    - Tyler, The Creator

  • @codymccormick7317
    @codymccormick7317 5 років тому +4740

    Melon when you say "not good" in public do things randomly explode?

    • @Kujinomics
      @Kujinomics 5 років тому +173

      yes, this, and when he talks about albums with his friends and says the album title there's that one DUN noise

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 5 років тому +125

      These strawberries, yeah, they're NOT GOOD.

    • @therefrigerator4765
      @therefrigerator4765 5 років тому +109

      *Eats sandwich*
      "This sandwich is NOT GOOD"
      *Sandwich explodes and ruins black and red flannel*

    • @37calorieghost35
      @37calorieghost35 5 років тому +37

      「Career Killer Queen」

    • @Kujinomics
      @Kujinomics 5 років тому +34

      Legend has it if Anthony says that war is... NOT GOOD 💥💥, we'd have world peace

  • @theanimasean822
    @theanimasean822 5 років тому +3846

    DJ Khaled: “IgOr iS PoOrY mIxEd”

    • @user-nt7gv2mr2j
      @user-nt7gv2mr2j 5 років тому +283

      Monkey D Luffy he don’t even know what mixing is

    • @kookiedookie2607
      @kookiedookie2607 5 років тому +125

      one of the only quotes where a misspelling would be accurate

    • @TheWizardOfTheMist
      @TheWizardOfTheMist 5 років тому +6

      Beans nice pfp

    • @hochim0
      @hochim0 5 років тому +104

      DJ Khalid is the one who took the L out of this comment

    • @UserUser-fm3cr
      @UserUser-fm3cr 5 років тому +13

      @@kookiedookie2607 accreate**

  • @Kingjay814
    @Kingjay814 5 років тому +412

    Man I was at my barbershop just this past Friday and they weren't playing his album either.

    • @Matti_Mu
      @Matti_Mu 4 роки тому +30

      Why is everyone into mysterious music nowadays, I don't understan...

    • @zaye400
      @zaye400 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 still funny

  • @yaboygabos4836
    @yaboygabos4836 5 років тому +2484

    A 40 year old man angry at a 17 year old girl for making better music, real classy khaled

    • @themadmeme
      @themadmeme 5 років тому +7

      YaBoyGabos BLESS UP

    • @danielcd1524
      @danielcd1524 5 років тому +263

      He’s directly mad at Tyler not Billie

    • @RallyCar08
      @RallyCar08 5 років тому +193

      @@danielcd1524 He's probably even more salty that a 2 month old album is now in front of him tbh.

    • @octavarium008
      @octavarium008 5 років тому +64

      And he doesn't like eating pussy.

    • @slaterisdead1757
      @slaterisdead1757 5 років тому +22

      Nikola Demitri the worst part is that he expects women to suck on his shlong but he isn’t willing to give them the same treatment

  • @bennyboi98
    @bennyboi98 5 років тому +3660

    DJ Khaled: *Upset he's not number one*
    Fantano: Hoes Mad

    • @pratinavtewari452
      @pratinavtewari452 5 років тому +13

      I'll be happy if I even made a album

    • @Novelist1029
      @Novelist1029 5 років тому +14

      DJ CULTURE VULTURE WE DA BEST!!!!!!!

    • @labibwajdi3169
      @labibwajdi3169 5 років тому +12

      _I want the black kids to like me for this one_

    • @SSBM-Sandwich
      @SSBM-Sandwich 5 років тому

      Wanted to like but it was at 666 and didn’t want too mess with it

    • @carnagecenter
      @carnagecenter 5 років тому +1

      Jesus that wasn’t funny

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 5 років тому +617

    People do fake streams and buy streams, but Tyler is not a plant, he has real fans and has a solid base

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 років тому +77

      Plus he put a lot of work into a very experimental and soulful project, fuckin IGOR.

    • @itbeibitterfly2186
      @itbeibitterfly2186 5 років тому +20

      Definitely not you could see the progression when you're with here from the start going from releasing songs with 200 listens to now being at the top of the billboard
      Khaled can hate on him all he wants but Tyler made his way to the top based on his talent which he can't say at all

    • @GeriDoc8
      @GeriDoc8 5 років тому

      "Plant"? Is that an industry word?lol! Or an Anthony Phantom term. Either way it's cool lol I keep seeing it pop up here and there

    • @laussethecat
      @laussethecat 5 років тому +24

      @@GeriDoc8 industry word

  • @gourdlord2112
    @gourdlord2112 5 років тому +363

    Went from “we da best” to “we depressed”

  • @accordinglyx
    @accordinglyx 5 років тому +1706

    “If you left dj khaled to his own devices”... *flashbacks to dj khaled stranded on a jet ski at night *

  • @ronnysroom
    @ronnysroom 5 років тому +532

    "It's called albums, that you actually hear the songs."
    There are silent albums?

    • @theghostsofstonyclove
      @theghostsofstonyclove 5 років тому +2

      Pootie Tang

    • @trashboye1235
      @trashboye1235 5 років тому +38

      John cage composed a peice called 4:33. Its four minutes of silence.

    • @MJ-oh5ux
      @MJ-oh5ux 5 років тому +27

      I think vulfpeck put out an album of silent tracks for people to stream while they slept to raise money for a free tour. Was a pretty cool idea

    • @crazymachinima1
      @crazymachinima1 5 років тому +5

      @@MJ-oh5ux Can confirm, it was named Sleepify

    • @ffnendhgrgd
      @ffnendhgrgd 5 років тому

      Kid A

  • @extrasagrada
    @extrasagrada 5 років тому +994

    "has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" SAVAGE.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 5 років тому +1

      i mean it's taken him pretty fucking far

  • @jvictor3048
    @jvictor3048 5 років тому +1235

    For a second I thought DJ Khaled had responded to that NOT GOOD. Unfortunately it's not that

    • @2702-i9i
      @2702-i9i 5 років тому +23

      J Victor saaaaame

    • @coldwar45
      @coldwar45 5 років тому +8

      Same LOL

    • @TheVoidstonz
      @TheVoidstonz 5 років тому +2

      Thought so too

    • @autosarte7356
      @autosarte7356 5 років тому +4

      Why did your spaceship crash and why do you feel the need to mimic other life forms and destroy them?

    • @curvytangerine
      @curvytangerine 5 років тому +1

      I WISH OMG

  • @bazinga4382
    @bazinga4382 5 років тому +251

    DJ Khaled: I MAKE REAL MUSIC I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER 1
    Everyone: The funny haha meme man makes music?

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 5 років тому +1540

    Listening to an album with good headphones or speakers? I sleep
    Listening to an album in a barbershop. REAL SHIT!

  • @christianhairston7510
    @christianhairston7510 5 років тому +856

    “Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough.”

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 5 років тому +7

      Very well put

    • @LizardWizard403
      @LizardWizard403 5 років тому +1

      DJ Kahled resumed in a sentence

    • @georgemiller5845
      @georgemiller5845 5 років тому +2

      OOF

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 років тому +4

      I mean... Is he lying tho. These mainstream musicians arent even that good anymore. You actually have to search for underrated artists for talent now. The problem is we have a lot of "artists" but we dont have Superstars anymore. They are talented without that It factor.. Ya feel me?

    • @michaelbartholomew8155
      @michaelbartholomew8155 5 років тому +3

      @@ogsavage8467 Agree 💯

  • @hashtag1465
    @hashtag1465 4 роки тому +167

    Billie eilish and Tyler the creator on a song would lowkey bang

    • @shaanalam3872
      @shaanalam3872 3 роки тому +14

      facts both have expressed they would like to work together maybe after quarantine.

    • @base4yrface
      @base4yrface 3 роки тому +5

      i think that if tyler had a verse on an instrumental like bad guy that would go crazy

    • @petscopstan
      @petscopstan Рік тому +1

      We all know that's too good to be true

    • @mrdg1011
      @mrdg1011 Рік тому +1

      What about DJ Khaled on it?

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 21 день тому

      @@mrdg1011 No, just, no

  • @JR-mk6ow
    @JR-mk6ow 5 років тому +707

    "My question is: what's wrong with number two? Hasn't you mediocrity taken you far enough? "
    🔥🔥☠ MAN I JUST I HEARD A MURDER ☠🔥🔥

  • @JusRed48
    @JusRed48 5 років тому +615

    Title: DJ Khaled Is Mad
    Video: DJ Khaled Disintegrated By Melon

    • @fowlae4414
      @fowlae4414 5 років тому

      Banana Rama hay buddy, did you hear the news?

  • @darkwintertokyo17
    @darkwintertokyo17 5 років тому +429

    To be fair Billie and Tyler worked extremely hard on their album's so they definitely deserved the number one spots.

    • @mrq.1236
      @mrq.1236 5 років тому +3

      I see what you’re saying and I’m not agreeing with DJ Khaled in all of this, but he was working on this album for a long time.

    • @davidtagliacozzo4387
      @davidtagliacozzo4387 5 років тому +51

      @@mrq.1236 doesn't mean shit if Father of Ashad is trash when it's released

    • @solodolo4098
      @solodolo4098 5 років тому +25

      @@mrq.1236working? Tf Khaled is just an a&r culture vulture

    • @4am555
      @4am555 4 роки тому +8

      Billie, Phineas & Tyler

    • @fvw1187
      @fvw1187 4 роки тому +5

      Ahh but see the beauty of capitalism is number one is not reserved for those who work the hardest.

  • @panduh4945
    @panduh4945 5 років тому +1393

    Thank you Logic, a very much needed word on this subject.

  • @Qborch
    @Qborch 5 років тому +680

    Ironic that Khalid’s album made up of only features lost to an album where the features were hidden.

    • @Jackenack
      @Jackenack 5 років тому +40

      confused me for a second, thought you were actually talking about khalid and not dj khaled. just a typo

    • @hotpockets69
      @hotpockets69 5 років тому +2

      How's that ironic?

    • @KidAL0
      @KidAL0 5 років тому +10

      How
      m y s t e r i o u s

    • @FOGSHIE
      @FOGSHIE 5 років тому +43

      hotpockets69 Because of the idea of “feature culture,” where the more big names there are on a project, the more popular it ends up being. While IGOR had features, it decided to hide them rather than parade them like Khaled’s album. This goes against the notion that features = streams/sales, so it’s ironic.

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +5

      "So you sold 10 millions albums heh ?
      Only problem is you put out 10 millions albums heh "

  • @xandervera01
    @xandervera01 5 років тому +124

    Meanwhile Tyler who was literally left up to HIS OWN DEVICES

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +9

      Thankfully for him, unlike Khaled, his devices all function properly.

  • @drummerboy9052
    @drummerboy9052 5 років тому +273

    DJ Khaled: We the best music!
    Billboard: No you ain't

  • @flrnce
    @flrnce 5 років тому +768

    next dj khaled album: DJ KHALED (FEAT. BILLIE EILISH & TYLER, THE CREATOR)

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +136

      " When we fall asleep why our fathers become Igors? "

    • @MarkQuick0411
      @MarkQuick0411 5 років тому +14

      Good song title

    • @jost4634
      @jost4634 5 років тому +20

      I would only hope that Tyler would not dare to tie his name to something so artistically demeaning

    • @seph9980
      @seph9980 5 років тому +3

      Ahahahaha!!!! I can already see it.

    • @MarkQuick0411
      @MarkQuick0411 5 років тому +9

      It wouldn’t fit with Tyler’s style tbr cause compared to Khalid He’s more mature
      Which is ironic

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 5 років тому +282

    DJ Khaled's album has names
    Tyler's and Billie's albums have talent

    • @youssarabone9548
      @youssarabone9548 4 роки тому +1

      Billie is trash and talentless she don't even writes her songs but Tyler is great

    • @zerdaloo
      @zerdaloo 4 роки тому +22

      @@youssarabone9548 she co writes like Tyler does. Why tf you salty lmao

    • @youssarabone9548
      @youssarabone9548 4 роки тому +2

      @@zerdaloo Tyler proves himself to be a good rapper from his albums like wolf or bastard and show a personality like the aggressive edgy guy in his old music to the sensitive guy who wanna find love in his latest record but Billie sings a written song from her songwriter on an expensive production with one of the biggest labels pushing her music even if she's talented she don't need the talent to make accessible pop music any 12 years older can listen to. Tyler started from nothing but she got planted in the industry.

    • @-finelinehabits-4302
      @-finelinehabits-4302 4 роки тому +19

      you'ss arab one she does write her songs with her brother though? she’s incredibly talented and has vocals not many can do, it’s okay to not like her music but there’s no denying that she is talented.

    • @youssarabone9548
      @youssarabone9548 4 роки тому

      @@-finelinehabits-4302 no she sucks and I had a whole 45 minute argument with my best friend why I don't like her and he's a fan I don't wanna repeat it now all I wanna say that she's trash overrated industrial plant talentless and even her opinions about anything is like any 16 year old white girl would say so she's trash as a public figure before that she trash on music.

  • @dom19945
    @dom19945 5 років тому +440

    I never once was like, "Yeah, I want to listen to some DJ Khalid!"

    • @narcoticundertow
      @narcoticundertow 5 років тому +19

      I once hung out with someone whose Spotify only played three songs: I'm The One, Humble and something else popular in 2017. Wherever we went he'd have those three on loop. He was alright but he was a normie.

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 5 років тому +2

      Fuck that

    • @davidadams2395
      @davidadams2395 5 років тому +14

      @@narcoticundertow
      Man, that's depressing.

    • @stupidazzo5404
      @stupidazzo5404 5 років тому +8

      That's sad. your homie is a sheep. Bless his heart.

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 5 років тому +4

      lmao really tho

  • @twisty6621
    @twisty6621 5 років тому +486

    father of a sad man who flopped against an album with no promo, no high budget videos, no announced features and fully made by a single artist

    • @Nyles_FS
      @Nyles_FS 5 років тому +51

      That 'single artist' is really stretching cause I believe she doesn't even write her own lyrics. Other than that I agree

    • @jetsandals9017
      @jetsandals9017 5 років тому +20

      Nyles she definitely doesnt do her own production, its just her brother

    • @jellemedendorp7327
      @jellemedendorp7327 5 років тому +98

      Nyles he probably means IGOR

    • @Nyles_FS
      @Nyles_FS 5 років тому +28

      I'm pretty sure IGOR had its fair share of promos

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 5 років тому +15

      Nyles he’s talking about IGOR

  • @R0B3RTP4UL50N
    @R0B3RTP4UL50N 5 років тому +89

    DJ Khaled should have never even made it this far. The dude is a hack.

  • @Kujinomics
    @Kujinomics 5 років тому +887

    wrong video title
    It should be "Cringing with DJ Khaled"

    • @pluto5618
      @pluto5618 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @CalebIsAnOldNerd
      @CalebIsAnOldNerd 5 років тому +14

      FAT BOY FAT BOY FAT BOY!!!!!

    • @seanomatopoeia
      @seanomatopoeia 5 років тому +14

      Khringing with Khaled

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 5 років тому

      no no that's saved for tom mcdonald he's the special boi with the perfect hook *WHITE BOY WHITE BOY WHITE BOY* and melon did him justice for that video

  • @jhonadelic
    @jhonadelic 5 років тому +413

    DJ Khaled is so ungrateful. Bet, he's gonna try to bring Billie Eilish or Tyler on his future album

    • @araszkawibowo4748
      @araszkawibowo4748 5 років тому +30

      Jhonadelic hes probably never even heard of those 2 judging by his arrogancy😂 tyler and billie bout to be in his entire album so he could "be the best"

    • @evangilmore3964
      @evangilmore3964 5 років тому +1

      he’s making an album with future?

  • @AlexLee
    @AlexLee 5 років тому +64

    he's suing billboard right now, the bitterness JUMPED OUT

  • @saiyanprince2795
    @saiyanprince2795 5 років тому +449

    I don't remember DJ Khaled having a Carti feature.... END OF DISCUSSION

    • @MapleMilk
      @MapleMilk 5 років тому +18

      AMEN 😤

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +11

      "Woke up to food addicts sounding like me"

    • @leonzchannelz
      @leonzchannelz 5 років тому +31

      The playboi carti fanbase is something else

    • @thestrongprevail3039
      @thestrongprevail3039 5 років тому +12

      Playboi Carti is shit meme rap lmao

    • @saiyanprince2795
      @saiyanprince2795 5 років тому +14

      For Real and DJ Khaled makes music for people who use weight watchers

  • @ThePainkiller9995
    @ThePainkiller9995 5 років тому +559

    6:40
    What if
    U wanted to make an album
    But fandango said
    NOT GOOD

    • @Jesus33777
      @Jesus33777 5 років тому +3

      If he said that to me, I'd quit!!

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 5 років тому +4

      There are a few options.
      Going from least confident to most:
      - You put out only singles. - Meh
      - You don't give a damn. - Nah
      - You do a diss track. - Yay! xDxD
      You can always invide Call Chuchesta. He will be more than happy to collab on this xd

    • @thomash226
      @thomash226 5 років тому

      ThePainkiller9995 funtehago

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 років тому +1

      What if you
      Wanted to make an album
      but melon
      is bitter

  • @blackerthanafrica420
    @blackerthanafrica420 5 років тому +57

    So basically
    *DJ Khaled is mad that people do something different (Tyler,The Creator,Billie Eillish) in music rather than doing the same thing you've been doing 5 years ago*

  • @mgs1167
    @mgs1167 5 років тому +98

    It’s worth mentioning that when Tyler dropped Flower Boy, it debuted at #2 behind Lana Del Rey’s album by just over a thousand units. Instead of being upset, he congratulated Lana and continued to flex his artistry even more with IGOR.
    Strictly focusing on singles can only go so far, but improving on your craft with time and patience will eventually pay off. Considering that IGOR is the album Tyler always wanted to make, it’s only fitting that he got #1 album over DJ Khaled.

  • @neonblackmarket
    @neonblackmarket 5 років тому +3798

    Now I want a Tyler and Billie eilish collab
    Edit: called “mysterious”

    • @gadunka888
      @gadunka888 5 років тому +400

      this sounds unironically great. film the music video in a barber shop too

    • @Gomu.
      @Gomu. 5 років тому +46

      @FBI Alypstick it does, and you should listen to Tyler, and maybe Billie too.

    • @starkops
      @starkops 5 років тому +5

      That’d b tightttt

    • @Aschamz
      @Aschamz 5 років тому +30

      Tyler1 would kill that track

    • @arcanemaster8722
      @arcanemaster8722 5 років тому +117

      Tyler is Billie’s favorite artist ever so she’d be more than down to collab

  • @ninamphotog
    @ninamphotog 5 років тому +60

    In the words of Shawn Cee: “DJ Khaled is trash.”

    • @wince9537
      @wince9537 4 роки тому +4

      Tru but Shawn Cee is a cornball

  • @GofficLemons
    @GofficLemons 5 років тому +658

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" DAMN I JUST WITNESSED THE UPCOMING MURDER FROM THE NOT GOOD

  • @CrazyKonaKai
    @CrazyKonaKai 5 років тому +444

    DJ Khaled just wanted us to read his screenplay he bundled with the album

    • @Thoughtmo
      @Thoughtmo 5 років тому +43

      DJ Khaled is actually short for Donaldglover Jildishgambino Khaled

    • @michaelwhittaker8346
      @michaelwhittaker8346 5 років тому +9

      Is this an actual thing or just a reference to because the internet

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 років тому +6

      michael whittaker I think theyre referring to the text at the bottom of the spotify screen when a song from the album is playing

    • @VoyageOne1
      @VoyageOne1 5 років тому

      😂😂🔥

    • @sun-of-irus4488
      @sun-of-irus4488 5 років тому +4

      Khaled is just hurt *Because The Internet* keeps calling him out on his bullshit

  • @absolutepowerchannel8980
    @absolutepowerchannel8980 5 років тому +80

    Dj Khaled: How do I get Tyler the Creator and Billie Eilish on my next album?🤩

    • @acewilzz3765
      @acewilzz3765 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marad786
    @marad786 5 років тому +391

    I refuse to believe this isn't karma for not going down on his lady 🙏

    • @theebonymaw
      @theebonymaw 5 років тому +11

      i love this

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 5 років тому +8

      😂😅😆 Big facts💪💪💪

    • @Enzie-bw4bn
      @Enzie-bw4bn 5 років тому +1

      Lol what!?

    • @Kool212
      @Kool212 5 років тому +2

      That's not much for retribution.

    • @ea4454
      @ea4454 5 років тому +1

      W

  • @Jaquan.
    @Jaquan. 5 років тому +147

    0:50 I need this to be a casual thing now. For every instance Anthony says something is *Not Good* ,The explosion pops up.

  • @brycewilliams624
    @brycewilliams624 5 років тому +23

    DJ Khaled: You don't see me playing with no mysterious shit
    Me: Damn, that's tuff, Alexa play I THINK

  • @erikhakansson1585
    @erikhakansson1585 5 років тому +187

    That explosion that appear when he says "not Good" is so satisfying

  • @TStamp-lw4ku
    @TStamp-lw4ku 5 років тому +283

    Khaled probably made Asahd go stand in the corner

  • @KOdden3
    @KOdden3 4 роки тому +18

    Tyler: creates a beautiful, 10/10 masterpiece crafted to perfection with each song adding on to the next, not one being skippable, defying expectations and the boundaries of music.
    DJ Khalid: yells his name on generic songs

  • @wadekemmsies7180
    @wadekemmsies7180 5 років тому +535

    Well you practically just killed him.

  • @josegurrola9021
    @josegurrola9021 5 років тому +733

    Melon ur bald, how would you know about the impact of an album playing in the barbershop??!?!

    • @robsterd5461
      @robsterd5461 5 років тому +13

      Dadasha big oof

    • @mmurd
      @mmurd 5 років тому +5

      BRUH

    • @beingzombievstheworld
      @beingzombievstheworld 5 років тому

      Manscaping , chest scaping,moustache

    • @VeebsterTV
      @VeebsterTV 5 років тому +5

      Wanted to like but it was at 187

    • @aleeyadavis2534
      @aleeyadavis2534 5 років тому

      He would know best he spends the most timr in the barber shop

  • @knowyourroleboulevard7119
    @knowyourroleboulevard7119 5 років тому +27

    Pearl Jam didn't get mad when their first album which didn't go number 1. (Blocked by Titanic soundtrack).

  • @gentsimps9067
    @gentsimps9067 5 років тому +473

    Idk about everyone else, but I've heard more of Billy and Tyler's new albums on the radio then Khaled, so even by his metric he still looses

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 років тому +5

      I have only heard Wish Wish on the radio none of the other songs..

    • @applesyo
      @applesyo 5 років тому +8

      I’ve only heard “you should see me in a crown” other than that I haven’t heard any of the top 3 on the radio. Ill stick to my Spotify.

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 років тому

      @@applesyo Same. 😂😂

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 5 років тому +19

      Never heard of a Tyler song being played on the radio

    • @williehopscotch
      @williehopscotch 5 років тому +20

      @@dennydarkko Yeah that's a new one by me. But I also didn't know people still listened to the radio.

  • @ahmadking5229
    @ahmadking5229 5 років тому +523

    Khaled literally big mad Igor wasnt Ignored by the world

    • @salem-p3l
      @salem-p3l 5 років тому +19

      +1 for alliteration

    • @kingjewelz9948
      @kingjewelz9948 5 років тому +37

      Igor was a masterpiece compared to khaled album

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 років тому +3

      @@salem-p3l ?

    • @midnightsconfide3683
      @midnightsconfide3683 5 років тому

      Paul Mab
      engrish?

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 років тому +2

      @@midnightsconfide3683 There's no alliteration.

  • @humbleYodartis
    @humbleYodartis 5 років тому +76

    IGOR is art 💯
    Khaled is a vulture 😆

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 5 років тому +374

    In other words...
    *DJ Khaled got beat by an edgy girl, because she has more talent than him*

    • @khonsuraaaa
      @khonsuraaaa 5 років тому +13

      Dj Khaled is a talentless son of a bitch, may finger has more talent than his whole body

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 років тому +21

      P much. Both Billie and Tyler have come through with some great projects.
      But if we talkin both, IGOR wins.

  • @keenan7144
    @keenan7144 5 років тому +279

    DJ Khaled: We the best music!
    Everyone else: Uhm...

  • @CLaw-tb5gg
    @CLaw-tb5gg 5 років тому +246

    DJ Khaled's album is a load of number two.

    • @crazyhabohacker3091
      @crazyhabohacker3091 5 років тому

      Charles Carr LMFAOOOO

    • @dionysianapollomarx
      @dionysianapollomarx 5 років тому +1

      The Kevin Durant of music, but worse because he can't play music

    • @Frykizh
      @Frykizh 5 років тому

      LOL this killed me

    • @bigfat4172
      @bigfat4172 5 років тому

      God damn where are the likes for this diamond

  • @nez8903
    @nez8903 5 років тому +241

    Imagine having 20 features on your album just to be #2 to a man with a synth addiction, IGOR OUT NOW!!!

    • @hedydd_ioan
      @hedydd_ioan 5 років тому +35

      Low-key this is tyler watching Fantano

    • @jvictor3048
      @jvictor3048 5 років тому +8

      Synth addiction?

    • @nez8903
      @nez8903 5 років тому +6

      J Victor synthesizers

    • @yoyonostring2147
      @yoyonostring2147 5 років тому +22

      @@jvictor3048 space piano

    • @jeremykyles567
      @jeremykyles567 5 років тому +8

      @@yoyonostring2147 lol space piano.

  • @samsykes308
    @samsykes308 5 років тому +27

    I can almost garentee Sean Evans is somewhere rubbing his hands together, laughing evily.

  • @JoshucaVA
    @JoshucaVA 5 років тому +528

    Of course he's mad. DJ Khaled is an egotistical jackal.

    • @notrealy180217
      @notrealy180217 5 років тому +7

      You misspelt Billie Eillish

    • @Hunter-gb8fm
      @Hunter-gb8fm 5 років тому +38

      @@notrealy180217 she's not the one mad though...

    • @notrealy180217
      @notrealy180217 5 років тому +1

      @@Hunter-gb8fm def doesn't seem happy

    • @Hunter-gb8fm
      @Hunter-gb8fm 5 років тому +7

      @@notrealy180217 Really has she said some dumb shit too?

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 5 років тому +11

      Hunter when is billie ellish not saying some dumb shit though

  • @OpticalJesu5
    @OpticalJesu5 5 років тому +111

    I don't think I've ever heard DJ Khalid say anything other than "DJ Khalid"

    • @shabibmahab
      @shabibmahab 5 років тому

      I faintly remember the oaf saying something about egg whites?

    • @youthinky0uknowme
      @youthinky0uknowme 5 років тому +8

      shabibmahab can’t forget you’re smart, loyal, and a genius

  • @josecastellanos4758
    @josecastellanos4758 5 років тому +22

    I guess mysterious is the new word for creative

  • @saitama1465
    @saitama1465 5 років тому +266

    It'll be very hard for Khaled to climb anything

    • @JustLovelyQ
      @JustLovelyQ 5 років тому +1

      wait what 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂✅💯

    • @dderajj2166
      @dderajj2166 5 років тому +1

      @@JustLovelyQ is your post ironic

    • @ThePhobophile
      @ThePhobophile 5 років тому +1

      He’s a big guy

    • @donjonson9587
      @donjonson9587 5 років тому +1

      Less we're talking a mountain of doughnuts.

  • @lamestudiosinc418
    @lamestudiosinc418 5 років тому +79

    SZA is way too good to be doing songs with DJ Khaled.

    • @konway17
      @konway17 5 років тому +11

      I was thinking the same damn thing, that check must’ve been real fat.

    • @cxrrvptxd713
      @cxrrvptxd713 5 років тому +5

      @@konway17MUST'VE BEEN DJ KHALID FAT

    • @sivartt9097
      @sivartt9097 5 років тому +1

      All then artist is too good for dj Khalid

  • @KyokaXMay
    @KyokaXMay 5 років тому +16

    Nicki: Travis, you cant use Merchandize to sell your Album🙄
    Dj Khaled: Tyler, you can’t make a better album then me🙄

  • @rivertrash9862
    @rivertrash9862 5 років тому +522

    Khaled is the epitome of generic pop/rap.

    • @jonp9300
      @jonp9300 5 років тому +4

      Human Perfection Khaled’s problem is that he believes that if it’s not hot in the night life & street life then nobody listening

    • @BrinkersMad
      @BrinkersMad 5 років тому

      Unless khaled worked with more upcoming artists then maybe itd have been better 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Shirls
    @Shirls 5 років тому +84

    DJ Khaled literally just described listening to music - what a visionary.

  • @casualgoats
    @casualgoats 5 років тому +26

    I'm ok with no longer hearing " D..J... KHALEEEEDDD!!" popping off the corner of every couple of songs.
    If I listened to the radio anymore.

  • @guerillawhite3083
    @guerillawhite3083 5 років тому +98

    also, not even commenting about the quality of the music, if you've been releasing albums for 13 years and you can still hit number 2, thats incredible and i would be extremely grateful

    • @earlsweatpants2395
      @earlsweatpants2395 5 років тому +15

      Just like Nicki from last year was so mad at #2

    • @guerillawhite3083
      @guerillawhite3083 5 років тому +20

      @@earlsweatpants2395 exactly, if you've been able to sustain a career for 10+ years and you still have a strong ass fanbase and are getting top 5 on billboard, thats great and most never get to that level

  • @MrTweak289
    @MrTweak289 5 років тому +459

    I can't believe living-meme DJ Khaled would think he's in the same league as real artists like Billie or Tyler.

    • @Rukassuwu
      @Rukassuwu 5 років тому +1

      Tweakspirit true

    • @agu9302
      @agu9302 5 років тому +50

      @dankest-TV haha funny 😂😂😂bruuh haha epic meme dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm rofling on my flour rn!!! Bruh sound effect #3

    • @elinsoderqvist3695
      @elinsoderqvist3695 5 років тому +40

      dankest-TV How is Billie in any way not a “real artist”?

    • @musikkritik6316
      @musikkritik6316 5 років тому +37

      @@elinsoderqvist3695 g e n e r i c
      "Ohhh I'm from a rich family and just 18 but I'm soooooooo depressive and I'm fealing nothing omg look at me I dress my self with dark clothes"
      Really nothing special.

    • @mrxmenguy
      @mrxmenguy 5 років тому +26

      MusikKritik
      “generic”
      Point out a similar mainstream artist.

  • @bezglavigekoofficial7649
    @bezglavigekoofficial7649 2 роки тому +5

    1:00 his jacket being the same color as the background makes it seem as if he has a toddler's body carrying that beefy head

  • @storm9047
    @storm9047 5 років тому +186

    DJ Khaled's response has got me bumping Billie and Tyler on repeat

    • @Spleemce
      @Spleemce 5 років тому +1

      hahahaha

    • @imnotactuallydead8890
      @imnotactuallydead8890 5 років тому +2

      lol hot sauce the whole bottle Shut up khaled fan

    • @ongjoon9173
      @ongjoon9173 2 роки тому +1

      I would definitely be bumping Billie on repeat, musically and physically speaking

  • @ziadahmedsamy
    @ziadahmedsamy 5 років тому +491

    0:42 your main channel?? I thought he deleted thatistheplan

    • @kaelforsythe-barker7624
      @kaelforsythe-barker7624 5 років тому +1

      Its still a thing but its never active

    • @e.m.8184
      @e.m.8184 5 років тому +7

      bring back melonvlogs

    • @byron3718
      @byron3718 5 років тому

      @@kaelforsythe-barker7624 Is it??? I seriously can't find it anywhere.

    • @kaelforsythe-barker7624
      @kaelforsythe-barker7624 5 років тому

      @@byron3718 I forgot what video it was on, but thatistheplan commented on one of anthonys videos. It had 400k subs. The only video on it was a 30 second vid of the demonitized symbol. The like/dislike was turned off as well as the comments.

    • @Juicetron
      @Juicetron 5 років тому

      It’s called The needle drop

  • @bigboiblue
    @bigboiblue 5 років тому +1

    DJ Khaled cried so much, he’s now on 1#

  • @sweetbloodyhavoc8597
    @sweetbloodyhavoc8597 5 років тому +104

    Khalid doesn't even make most of his music anymore. His sweatshop full of interns got to #2.
    This is all an ego thing for him.

    • @jeffdiaz8832
      @jeffdiaz8832 5 років тому +4

      *Khaled I know what you meant and I don't mean to be a Grammar Nazi since I really enjoy KHALID xD

    • @sweetbloodyhavoc8597
      @sweetbloodyhavoc8597 5 років тому +3

      @@jeffdiaz8832 hahahaha Fair

  • @MrSluby
    @MrSluby 5 років тому +158

    Low key waiting for a phone call "IT'S DJ KHALID, *wanna work for yourself, work as many hours as you want and earn more money than you do now* "

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 2 роки тому +6

    DJ Khaled doesn’t make music, he makes deep
    Impressions in leather sofas.

  • @tbrown15
    @tbrown15 5 років тому +339

    I’ve always personally felt like DJ Khaled was this insecure guy playing this character he’s concocted in his head...you can see it in his eyes when he speaks.
    That said, I agree with everything you said...hard, but it’s fair...sad, but it’s true.

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 років тому +2

      I feel like at first he was playing a character and doing memes but lately he's starting to forget that and becoming his persona. He's taking himself super seriously now, it's like ppl who constantly tell lies and eventually start to believe them. He been saying "we da best music" too much.... 😂😂😂

  • @andrealoko_
    @andrealoko_ 5 років тому +229

    tyler and billie eilish are the best tag team of 2019.
    fat man got yeeted

  • @rosstafarian24
    @rosstafarian24 2 роки тому +10

    So glad Tyler won those 2 Grammys after DJ Khaled talked all that shit. WELL DESERVED, because hes an actual music artist.

  • @fish1207
    @fish1207 5 років тому +72

    DJ Khaled's music is all about capitalizing on current trends and hot artists, Tyler the Creator creates trends and paves the way for hot artists himself

  • @junkyardog9371
    @junkyardog9371 5 років тому +129

    Man this Sargon of Asahd really been taking L's lately

    • @kyoungt14
      @kyoungt14 5 років тому +4

      This video is over 1 Sargon long

    • @kafkabigmon
      @kafkabigmon 5 років тому +7

      Oh I understand this reference but have yall seen that new Hbomb video or what

    • @junkyardog9371
      @junkyardog9371 5 років тому +4

      @@kafkabigmon Go sell this comment to Aquaman