How do you even find this much bad music? Idk if I’m just completely egotistical but even people I went to music college with made better music than this…. Genuinely hard to listen too for More than 10 seconds for the most part.
Honestly, real. I'd love to get into rap, but am obviously scared. Seeing these people be sooo confident in their work makes me think hey, I could do that too right? 😅
@@americantoastman7296 And that line of thinking is how we got to where we are. Don't rap. It'll suck. All of your favorite musicians have been doing their thing for multiple decades, and several years prior to even the first time you heard about them. You think just hopping in and messing around for a couple months is gonna produce anything of quality? Hell no. Don't rap unless you wanna commit a decade to it before even trying to start a career. Or if you have money you can just buy yourself into the spotlight until you inevitably fade away a year or two later because people start realizing you're actually hot garbage.
@@drewsclues8625It can be explained, his mom is sperm bank dad's sister, so before he found out, him and his uncle's (sperm bank dad)'s daughter were cousins
You slap the "christian" adjective on anything and its always worse. Christian instagram rap. Christian halloween. Christian bookstore. Christian dating site. Im sorry for that christian rap guy but the best gospel music has already been made, do something else.
Definitely would love to see more videos covering this sort of thing.. instagram and TikTok is full of this stuff, and what’s wild is that it’s also the stuff the algorithm pushes.. computers have crappy taste in music? Who woulda thunk it
The one I keep seeing is: "diet food companies I'm on to you. Why'd you take the sugar out, we likeee the sugaaaaaar. I'm growinggg increasinggly suspicious of monogomy only kissing one person just doesn't seem that fun to me" It is legitimately the most annoying song I have heard this year.
YES IK THE SONG!!! The instrumental ain’t even that bad and the way the voice sounds is good for what they’re going for but god damn the lyrics ruin it all 😭
I literally had the thought that Peggy should get one of these terrible artists and just force them to make a good verse over one of his beats just for the fuck of it
thats weird because about half a year ago I'd noticed my feed just being bombarded by absolutely awful music (including many of the clips featured here) - the mad thing was that some of them had next to no likes or comments and their profiles had barely any followers so was unsure how they even had enough data there to recommend it to others. just ended up deep diving through it all and completely destroyed any algorithm I'd built up in the process, and I'm fine with that haha i feel like instagram anticipated everyone getting bored of constant excellence and decided they'd shake things up to farm hate comments - at first I had a theory that it was remcommending them via the comments as many of them had the exact same tired jokes like "🔥🔥🔥 yoooo this slaps on mute", "you have a hidden talent, you should keep it hidden" or "my grandad has been wheelchair bound for years but this song gave him the strength he needed to stand up and turn that shit off" - and I genuinely felt those repeated phrases were what caused it UNTIL I started getting loads of them which had 0 engagement or traction anyway, like somehow instagram just knew it was terrible. If anyone gets to the bottom of this mystery please lmk
5:16 Dude, there's a German rapper who is unfortunately rather famous and that has been his "style" (the Patrick Staroids) for over a decade now. His name is Farid Bang.
I know this would be a much tougher video to produce, but I think you should look through Reels, Tiktok, etc. and find artists whose music you enjoy. I'm sure there's hundreds of decent jam bands with absolutely no audience who just upload their stuff for the fun of it or to promote local shows, there's like a dozen I'm aware of in my town alone and I live in rural Canada.
Imagine getting im prettied instead of rick rolled. It would actually hurt. I feel pain at the thought of putting someone thru call me pretty as someone who had to stare into the abyss myself.
Honestly, I've been so self conscious about writing songs and putting them out there and then I saw this video and all the absolute dogshit people are putting out and now I don't care anymore! Fantano cured me!
I must have a broken kind of instagram reels because once or twice a month I just find an absolute banger of a song by artists that have like 2 songs and a 1000 monthly listeners. But yeah what you found is hilariously bad
@@JJGameOn you know what you're right. My post was originally way too long and said something like "third pair left defense claimed on waivers in desperation by an injury decimated NHL team that's not making the playoffs" but this would have been a lot shorter AND more scathing.
I don’t know if you would ever consider reviewing NPR tiny desk concerts. I wouldn’t rate them but something like my 2 favorite tiny desk concerts and give the artists a shout out? The recent tiny desk with the duo from Argentina is so good and I never heard of them before. Just would love more positive content on music that’s great. It’s hard to find new stuff that is good and interesting.
Don't overthink it. I got stuck. Some families are.... I mean, same father but different mothers, who happen to be sisters could get you a sister/cousin... But shouldn't you have been aware of your sister/cousin growing up? Unless the sisters didn't know, and had a big falling out, and have not been in contact since. So in one sense msic his music is bringing a broken family back together... But they should probably sit down with the kids and sort this out before things get even messier. A sister/cousin/partner.... Is that within UA-cam regulations?
All jokes aside, I miss older forms of marketing. I'm Gen Z, but I remember times when there was a lot of value in discovering artists through blog posts, on Bandcamp, or through word of mouth online/offline. It doesn't happen as often anymore. Now we're stuck with cookie-cutter slop for the brain-rot masses. Some of the music ain't that bad, but I instantly lose interest if I see that they're spamming their singles repeatedly with memes or other forms of short content.
"I can't hear his songs without wondering where he was on Jan 6th."
Bars
the way u have 646 likes and no one is debating u on this
He should turn that into a song
holy shit thats a crazy line
Probably the most likes I got on a UA-cam comment ever.
@@Bartholomule01thank you for not doing an edit
"a rapper inspired by green day and post malone" so nice to see young people unwittingly come up with crunkcore all over again
"Post malone and green day" is an interesting way of saying hollywood undead, the guy is even dressed as a member of that group
WHAT THE FUCK IS CRUNKCORE
i saw that vid on my fyp
smosh flow
just say nu metal, its alright
If instagram has tortured you with terrible music, you may be entitled to financial compensation
i can already see the scrooge mcducks.
lies. lies and slander.
I better call Saul!
Saul Goodman over here!!
You may be entitled to fantano compensation
5:50 oh...so not, like, as wordplay. Just as a list of states. art.
Hmm your music is actually pretty good was expecting rap not Metal
@@GermanKat-u4q aint no black people named seth bruh
@@FaZeJERF white people can rap too
Yeah, I was massively disappointed, if it were to be bad as well it could come with some dumb puns ...
That was definitely made with AI
This gave me the biggest confidence boost in my own productions, thank you fantano.
@@DSSbeats FR. the sheer dread I had thinking my shit was gonna pop up in this video
Mine isn’t posted on instagram, but this stuff makes me feel better about my music too
This ig reel coworker music makes KSI seem generational😂✌️
😂 ikr!!
How do you even find this much bad music?
Idk if I’m just completely egotistical but even people I went to music college with made better music than this….
Genuinely hard to listen too for More than 10 seconds for the most part.
7:24 the fact that he said the song was too horny then got hit with THIS insane line 😭
And I'm as scary as a spiiidurrr
Same energy as "tell me that ain't insecure 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"
@@BlueBeetle1939 thats just the start
Don’t forget the 👄👅🫦👅😂
That dude has been exposed for being a robot that plays with poop so many times at this point it's ridiculous
@@PabloJames-Fitzgerald the concept'a school seem so securr
Listening to underground artist can either shatter you self confidence or boost it too high, there's no inbetween
you don't wanna subject yourself to more of this
but I need this to become a permanent weekly series
I LOVE BULLYING PEOPLE WITH NO FOLLOWERS
Frrrrrr
7:30 NO I LOVE RYAN FOX HES SILLYYY
Just from that few seconds it's clear that guy is just having fun and kind of doing a bit
🤓
@@ryanfoxsongswaiting for this guy to realize
from the screen, to the ring, to the pen, to the king. wheres my crown? thats my bling! always drama when i ring...
MING MING MING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG
I love new Lil Nas X
bars
💀☠️
BARS
ty fantano for making this video 😭 im now going to copy all these methods to advertise my music on instagram
Seeing the sheer amount of delusional confidence these people have really gave me the motivation I needed to keep following my dreams.
Honestly, real. I'd love to get into rap, but am obviously scared. Seeing these people be sooo confident in their work makes me think hey, I could do that too right? 😅
@@americantoastman7296 And that line of thinking is how we got to where we are. Don't rap. It'll suck. All of your favorite musicians have been doing their thing for multiple decades, and several years prior to even the first time you heard about them. You think just hopping in and messing around for a couple months is gonna produce anything of quality? Hell no. Don't rap unless you wanna commit a decade to it before even trying to start a career.
Or if you have money you can just buy yourself into the spotlight until you inevitably fade away a year or two later because people start realizing you're actually hot garbage.
@@ARKSYNAKA "The Dream Killer"
@@ARKSYNya know you're allowed to have rapping as a hobby, right?
@@ARKSYN
Idk bro they started out somehwere too.
You're not hurting anyone making music you love making
Getting this kind of wide exposure for a song captioned "lmk if it's trash and I'll retire" is a peak monkey paw moment.
and we were cousins 🗣️🔥
wouldn't they be siblings?
and they were rooomates
@@drewsclues8625It can be explained, his mom is sperm bank dad's sister, so before he found out, him and his uncle's (sperm bank dad)'s daughter were cousins
Yeah... @@drewsclues8625
@@Freakthesorceress Oh god they were roomates
Please at least 1 or 2 more videos of this
Whilst we’re asking, please could we get a couple more PurposelessRabbitholes videos?
7:37 older british gentleman at the gay club doing karaoke
britishgaycore
living his best left (I hope)
disco elysium core
gives me the smiths vibes for some reason
He was trying to sound like Ghost I think 😂
this has been my instagram feed for like 2-3 years now, i have a massive folder of everything ive saved and its a goldmine
the mustache is fully a hat now
You cannot out pizza the stache
You can take the stache out of the pizza, but you can't take the pizza out of the stache.
It's a hat on a hat, really.
Or is it a monster under a blanket?
(It's a super obscure reference it's okay you think I'm stupid)
sombrero mode!
the damage logic has done to this genre is astronomical
listen anthony im the guy that was at 5:59 and I just wanna say thank you for the support
fire
you should definitely come thru with the song
are you idubbbz
Love u
don’t listen to him he plays with his poop
645AR was so ahead of his time.
5:59 the line delivery and the lick at the end gives me life.
I can’t stop rewatching it. “Im as scary as a spider” is gonna live in my head rent free
that was some Idubbbz shit
I was hoping for guitar lick, this is even better
Bladee-ahh lyrics 😂
"i'm as scary as a spiderrrr" will never get old
You slap the "christian" adjective on anything and its always worse. Christian instagram rap. Christian halloween. Christian bookstore. Christian dating site. Im sorry for that christian rap guy but the best gospel music has already been made, do something else.
Real, I used to be Baptist and it would always make me cringe when we would sing CCM music on Sundays
'...christian people..."
@@smoli it's all shite
rapping for Jesus
@@smolic-rock 😂 gotta hide it
6:08 this man has insane amounts of lore bro he got fired from Walmart for stealing food all the time and he posts the most trash raps of all time
His comment is right below yours😂
@@stereokuuji "Erm, he's right behind me, isn't he"
@@Flameclaw123 🤣
Doesn't he eat poop?
stop lying about me to industry mogals
5:24 Close enough, welcome back Ray William Johnson
5:18 props for the Viper + Patrick bit. There is no better description of that guy's vocal delivery.
he sounds almost deaf
He follows 15 people on IG and one is Fantano
The Danimals line is CRAZY
The first guy’s falsetto sounds like when Anthony is mocking annoying voices in his reviews
Every time he sings "this is My fight song"
Definitely would love to see more videos covering this sort of thing.. instagram and TikTok is full of this stuff, and what’s wild is that it’s also the stuff the algorithm pushes.. computers have crappy taste in music? Who woulda thunk it
The one I keep seeing is:
"diet food companies I'm on to you. Why'd you take the sugar out, we likeee the sugaaaaaar. I'm growinggg increasinggly suspicious of monogomy only kissing one person just doesn't seem that fun to me"
It is legitimately the most annoying song I have heard this year.
oh my god that song is the bane of my existence
Bro, just eat food with sugar tf
What the fuck
YES IK THE SONG!!! The instrumental ain’t even that bad and the way the voice sounds is good for what they’re going for but god damn the lyrics ruin it all 😭
yeah i can't fucking escape that one. it's awful every time. same with any of chloe slaters music or the lingerie model person. its all so soulless
2:00 Jokes on you, instagram has been torturing me with reels like this for over a year now.
“Naughtiest shawties” has some potential for a bar I feel
fs
she said im a hottie
she one o the naughtiest shawties
ok nvm taht was mid lol
sean paul said “five million and forty naughty shawties” in temperature close enough
Shaughty
Will try it next time she lets me out 😉
“I was born to walk around Hollywood boulevard” yeah just like all the tourists and homeless people.
4:47 This might be JPEGMAFIA⁉️⁉️
stop 🤣
I was thinking the same thing until I heard the lyrics 😭
this song makes we want to go to church so God can protect me from white christian rappers
Beat was hard as shit till it dropped. like bro just pick it back up
I literally had the thought that Peggy should get one of these terrible artists and just force them to make a good verse over one of his beats just for the fuck of it
4:19 this sounds more like Lil Darkie having a midlife crisis and dipping into 2008 skinny jeans music
5:31 Close enough, welcome back Sufjan Stevens
Sufjan Steven's is very much alive Charlie, he lives in New York and he is in his late 40's!
@@dylanwesley3964 really? I knew he was dead
Some of these triggered my adrenaline response. I am gripping my armrests in a cold sweat rn
6:36 baby you light up my world like nobody else
3:43 *loud incorrect buzzer*
3:11 this is so incredibly bad like wow I haven't heard something this bad in a minute
That falsetto was such a jump scare. I had basically the same reaction as Anthony
charlie puth was a mistake
based Lan pfp
ice jj fish throwback vibes
When the falsetto started I was so bewildered that I started laughing and had to pause until I was calm enough to keep watching.
JamWayne looks like one of the duck dynasty dudes pretending to be who they think 50 cent is.
6:55 my heart skipped a bit
4:00 BILL CIPHER IN BG
🤝
6:30 this is what I imagine Chappell Roan sounds like to people who hate pop music lol
Literally my first listen to hot to go lmao
well.. chappell roan sucks so
@@MiguelRomines same! but I love her ballads
@@ImHaloYeah its generic factory farmed tiktok garbage
Ah the industry plant with generic tracks, the best of which is a 4/4 song with a matching dance a la YMCA.
I genuinely started crying laughing at 1:22
Nav if he was bad:
Nav if he was good*:
“We have New Order at home”New Order at home: 7:38
I’m freaking dying
Nice wolf pfp
7:00 when anthony turns on the treadmill during new music friday
Fantano's mustache has gotten too powerful and I'm terrified
As soon as you label yourself a "white rapper" you confess you don't find worth in your own music, so it isn't your selling point.
4:28 oh no not the ice cream truck song I saw that one a few days ago and it was awful
what in the teen titans go is this garbage
🙏
@@LiLGoDDoh you’re the guy aren’t you
@@alexandraw6264 it is him
@@LiLGoDDI CANNOT ESCAPE YOU. YOU WILL BE STOPPED
Dude sounds he's a teenager just waiting for it. 7:08
5:08 aint no WAY, this dude actually has to be deaf...
Thats your cousin or something?
@@benjaminwelkens8118if i knew this guy irl he'd quickly become a mute as well as deaf
I think he's from Burmingham
I know i am now after hearing the song
I cant stop laughing. I've actually lost the ability to function. the dancing... 😭
This needs to be a new series
4:55 "he said 'thatistheplan'"
He definitely said that’s
It's not much different than just having an open mic beamed into your house. It's fun. It sucks but it's fun
lol 100%
mustache said no one outpizzas the hut
3:36 FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS BASIC GRAMMAR! Everybody it is "you're a fan" instead of "your a fan"
3:14 full breakfast but I’ll grab just a bagel and a sip of orange juice while running out the house on Disney channel ass music
4:11 “I’m not a rapper, so stop RAPPIN at me”
-SupaHotFire
4:20 sounds like more of a mix between Hobo Johnson and a meth addiction.
so hobo johnson
Oh yeah, I remember a meme being posted and it was just a string of Instagram musicians. Very painful, but not as bad as “Millennialcore”.
6:30 is a direct ripoff of My Universe by Coldplay -- and that song was already ripping off What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction.
sounded like the 1975 to me lol
Why on earth would they rip off one of the worst Coldplay songs lmao
@@lil.disappointmentI WHEEZED WHEN I READ THIS
@@lil.disappointment 💀
thats weird because about half a year ago I'd noticed my feed just being bombarded by absolutely awful music (including many of the clips featured here) - the mad thing was that some of them had next to no likes or comments and their profiles had barely any followers so was unsure how they even had enough data there to recommend it to others.
just ended up deep diving through it all and completely destroyed any algorithm I'd built up in the process, and I'm fine with that haha
i feel like instagram anticipated everyone getting bored of constant excellence and decided they'd shake things up to farm hate comments - at first I had a theory that it was remcommending them via the comments as many of them had the exact same tired jokes like "🔥🔥🔥 yoooo this slaps on mute", "you have a hidden talent, you should keep it hidden" or "my grandad has been wheelchair bound for years but this song gave him the strength he needed to stand up and turn that shit off" - and I genuinely felt those repeated phrases were what caused it UNTIL I started getting loads of them which had 0 engagement or traction anyway, like somehow instagram just knew it was terrible.
If anyone gets to the bottom of this mystery please lmk
7:39 I love the mountain goats!
Videos like this remind me why I’m so happy to have gotten rid of Instagram.
3:11 fantano’s face perfectly explains this song 💀
5:16 Dude, there's a German rapper who is unfortunately rather famous and that has been his "style" (the Patrick Staroids) for over a decade now.
His name is Farid Bang.
5:10 "PATRICK ON THAT BEAT HO-"
"DEEBO"
"ANY RAP FISH"
"HE A FREETHROW"
"CLAM DOWN"
Your capslock is on
This feels like punching down
nothing could have prepared me for 3:11
I know this would be a much tougher video to produce, but I think you should look through Reels, Tiktok, etc. and find artists whose music you enjoy. I'm sure there's hundreds of decent jam bands with absolutely no audience who just upload their stuff for the fun of it or to promote local shows, there's like a dozen I'm aware of in my town alone and I live in rural Canada.
Bro at 7:45 looks A.I. generated
I get all of these guys on my feed every day.
5:19 It feels like if you drowned King Krule in grease
HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA
💀
Yes😂😂
I would listen to all of these (ironically).
Read the thumbnail and my dumbass thought "well Elon probably just doesnt like you"
Elon; the conspirator of Instagram Reels
Wrong billionaire
Imagine getting im prettied instead of rick rolled. It would actually hurt. I feel pain at the thought of putting someone thru call me pretty as someone who had to stare into the abyss myself.
This one really boosting my confidence in my songwriting, wow...
for real
Honestly, I've been so self conscious about writing songs and putting them out there and then I saw this video and all the absolute dogshit people are putting out and now I don't care anymore! Fantano cured me!
I must have a broken kind of instagram reels because once or twice a month I just find an absolute banger of a song by artists that have like 2 songs and a 1000 monthly listeners. But yeah what you found is hilariously bad
“Thick of it”…I owe you an apology.
frfr same, this entire video has made thick of it a 10/10 grammy’s record of the year masterpiece 💀💀
AI having a blast training these reels song
That first guy @ 2:35 looks like he should be playing 3rd pair left defense for an NHL team
More like an ECHL team. Do you think that kid can skate?
@@JJGameOn you know what you're right. My post was originally way too long and said something like "third pair left defense claimed on waivers in desperation by an injury decimated NHL team that's not making the playoffs" but this would have been a lot shorter AND more scathing.
With a name like ''Ryler Whitmore''
@@cray06 drafted in the 6th round off the Flint Firebirds
he looked like Ludwig
6:39 TOO VULNERABLE. TOO RELATABLE. ERROR. ALARM.
6:47 a "tell me i'm pretty" is a pretty solid rickroll substitute, tho.
Anthony what in the whole entire shit are these songs
This is borderline BROKENcyde bad
And even brokencyde can be fun to listen to drunk with friends
Now I’m curious, should I go listen to this artist? Which song?
@@alexandraw6264check out freaxxx XD
2:05 can you imagine bro being a fantano fanatic and seeing his face here
4:40 "retire" as if he had a career to begin with 💀
💀💀💀
Trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂😂
1:58 what are you gonna do online Fantano?
3:27
At 2:15 when he said "we will travel together" his voice did crack a little. Bro is traumatized 😔
Jesus, my instagram shows me inde rock now and then and it’s generic but this, this is on another level
Oh shit he said that man sounded like Patrick Star and Viper together lmao
that one is unironically the most listenable 😂
Holy 😲 that's just sad... How don't people hear it's trash...
3:03 this is hyperpop realness dont lie
Fr change the vocal production and add more to this beat and this is what some of these artists sound like
That ain't hyperpop
New 100gecs goes hard
Exactly, fantano listents to shit like this every day
I don’t know if you would ever consider reviewing NPR tiny desk concerts.
I wouldn’t rate them but something like my 2 favorite tiny desk concerts and give the artists a shout out?
The recent tiny desk with the duo from Argentina is so good and I never heard of them before.
Just would love more positive content on music that’s great. It’s hard to find new stuff that is good and interesting.
Dude thinks having the same father as someone makes you cousins
Don't overthink it. I got stuck. Some families are.... I mean, same father but different mothers, who happen to be sisters could get you a sister/cousin... But shouldn't you have been aware of your sister/cousin growing up?
Unless the sisters didn't know, and had a big falling out, and have not been in contact since.
So in one sense msic his music is bringing a broken family back together... But they should probably sit down with the kids and sort this out before things get even messier. A sister/cousin/partner.... Is that within UA-cam regulations?
@@TheIslandDivision If she hot and she want it I'm goin in yeeeeEEEEEEEEEE haw.
(Please help me. My IQ has plummeted after watching this video.)
8:39 not.. not quite my tempo - Fletcher
All jokes aside, I miss older forms of marketing. I'm Gen Z, but I remember times when there was a lot of value in discovering artists through blog posts, on Bandcamp, or through word of mouth online/offline. It doesn't happen as often anymore. Now we're stuck with cookie-cutter slop for the brain-rot masses. Some of the music ain't that bad, but I instantly lose interest if I see that they're spamming their singles repeatedly with memes or other forms of short content.
You gotta do a part two to this, this was HILARIOUS!!! 😂
“that enough slices meme is still MASSIVE” -melon
I need more of this content! PLEASEE!!!