DJ Khaled's Father of Asahd: NOT GOOD

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  • @Cokk9ine
    @Cokk9ine 5 років тому +5169

    The album should be called
    DJ Khalid - Suffering From Tyler the Creator’s Success

    • @hikoilevasentti7191
      @hikoilevasentti7191 5 років тому +344

      😂 "We the 2nd best music"

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 5 років тому +275

      WE DEPRESSED MUSIC

    • @shecorawhite1210
      @shecorawhite1210 5 років тому +7

      Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 5 років тому +53

      @Brandon Walker ):

    • @balorklub
      @balorklub 5 років тому +21

      DJ Khaled Kiss Tyler The Creator's Ring

  • @aseoprocky4255
    @aseoprocky4255 5 років тому +6784

    Imagine having half the industry on your album and lose to someone not even rapping

    • @stephenmac23
      @stephenmac23 5 років тому +879

      they really shouldn’t even b compared... khaled makes mainstream music, tyler created a body of work.

    • @hikoilevasentti7191
      @hikoilevasentti7191 5 років тому +24

      😂😂

    • @granteason3863
      @granteason3863 5 років тому +294

      soulstice he got the nerve to say igor ain’t art like foh

    • @txbi6662
      @txbi6662 5 років тому +331

      Grant Eason it’s not even that. He called that shit mysterious. It’s just disrespectful and ignorant when all he does is let others do the work for him

    • @granteason3863
      @granteason3863 5 років тому +24

      Txbi he’s not an artist

  • @mizzurid
    @mizzurid 5 років тому +1565

    The Exploitation of Asahd is not a good album, you are correct sir.

    • @marty_malon3
      @marty_malon3 5 років тому +19

      Lmfao you the best comment...so far

    • @Blaze0647
      @Blaze0647 4 роки тому +3

      LMAOOO AYOO

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 5 років тому +3728

    "Not only is this album not good, But Dj Khaled isn't a good father as well". Melon isn't holding back this year.

    • @ScrilboBaggins
      @ScrilboBaggins 5 років тому +18

      CezaMVO lmfao!!!! 😂😂👌

    • @extremelydisgusteddog9346
      @extremelydisgusteddog9346 5 років тому +16

      top tier comment

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 5 років тому +44

      @@extremelydisgusteddog9346 thank you thank you, I'll be here dropping quality goofs until one day melon blesses me with a "not good".

    • @jeffreymbelu9718
      @jeffreymbelu9718 5 років тому +8

      Dead

    • @MrEOM41
      @MrEOM41 5 років тому +3

      😆

  • @torridweiss
    @torridweiss 5 років тому +6890

    After this they'll have to rename the album Fatherless Asahd 😔😔

    • @wlaaaaaaaaaa123
      @wlaaaaaaaaaa123 5 років тому +66

      ray cold 😂😂

    • @eveeveeveeveeveeve
      @eveeveeveeveeveeve 5 років тому +59

      nice pfp

    • @danielhartridge1492
      @danielhartridge1492 5 років тому +9

      Dude 😂

    • @shanedelaney71
      @shanedelaney71 5 років тому +34

      ray u foul for that 💀

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +20

      DJ KHALED REVENGE ALBUM BIGMACKAZE
      " My son said " hold your fork up " ....Kathy griffin
      This is how i fill the space ................Moon landing
      These melons are like Game of thrones , one minute they'mocking Ye like he sucks
      Next minute they make money like crazy but can't get hold of my star's bucks
      Somebody tell melon before i snap he better choose yellow
      The closest thing he had to fame is a fantasy disaprooval years ago
      You wanted khaled you got EAT
      "Don't fall on my face , Don't fall on my faith oohh "

  • @futurespeed8804
    @futurespeed8804 5 років тому +3171

    WE THE 2ND BEST MUSIC

    • @ing4gi
      @ing4gi 5 років тому +22

      The joke was perfect, until you explained

    • @futurespeed8804
      @futurespeed8804 5 років тому +5

      Ingagi bruh

    • @yves_tumor
      @yves_tumor 5 років тому +8

      Wym 2nd, he does nothing good

    • @futurespeed8804
      @futurespeed8804 5 років тому +4

      BigBoi420 highkey tho

    • @JB-hj3xj
      @JB-hj3xj 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣

  • @Lavolpeengreece
    @Lavolpeengreece 5 років тому +6056

    😂😂😂imagine listening to a whole DJ Khaled album

    • @jerryarias1999
      @jerryarias1999 5 років тому +448

      *Imagine listening to a DJ Khaled album

    • @naturexcellence
      @naturexcellence 5 років тому +4

      Your dellusional

    • @navfromaoty3383
      @navfromaoty3383 5 років тому +240

      Melon truly does take one for the team

    • @jeditv303
      @jeditv303 5 років тому +240

      Lol Imagine being a DJ Khaled Fan

    • @rev1595
      @rev1595 5 років тому +38

      @HOMIE LB it could have been without all the "we da best music!" And "another one!" And "D...J...Kahled!" On every track? Really? Every track?

  • @meltycloudy7660
    @meltycloudy7660 5 років тому +4530

    So happy IGOR outsold this. Justice does exist in this world.

    • @samtorruellas2879
      @samtorruellas2879 5 років тому +254

      Really? Glad to year. Khaled probabaly spent a million dollars plus on the features alone, I doubt this album is going to gross him any cash, unless he really manages to milk his base. Vs tyler who'll get to keep most the check I assume.

    • @wittyusername9544
      @wittyusername9544 5 років тому +115

      Sam Torruellas more than a million. Plus probably a hefty royalty percentage to everyone.

    • @samtorruellas2879
      @samtorruellas2879 5 років тому +38

      @@wittyusername9544 yeah I dont see him profiting. I'm curious what tylers contract looks like

    • @beast63254
      @beast63254 5 років тому +4

      @@samtorruellas2879 how much does it cost to feature an artist?

    • @samtorruellas2879
      @samtorruellas2879 5 років тому +61

      @@beast63254 I'm fairly certain 21 savage brags about how much his features cost. I doubt any of those big names got paid less than 20,000 dollars.

  • @DDXofficial
    @DDXofficial 5 років тому +436

    DJ Khaled is that one "non-producer" guy who still manages to get 4 "producer" tags in all his songs

    • @nasir3DS
      @nasir3DS 5 років тому +18

      DDX man it be like DJ KHALID !! WE THE BEST
      MUSIC !!! ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE !!! 😂😂😂

  • @mikeox_is_small
    @mikeox_is_small 5 років тому +4597

    Khaled tried (and will continue to try) to assemble the Avengers but he made Justice League.

    • @beinerthchitivamachado874
      @beinerthchitivamachado874 5 років тому +340

      Bruce, why you dissing your own squad tho?

    • @KingXOreo
      @KingXOreo 5 років тому +74

      Out of all this burns I've seen on this video, this one truly cuts deep. Well done, sir. Well done 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @imliterallysostupid7781
      @imliterallysostupid7781 5 років тому +69

      Nah he made the justice friends, major glory and all

    • @mackenzieperrault7382
      @mackenzieperrault7382 5 років тому +32

      More like bibleman

    • @333dv_
      @333dv_ 5 років тому +13

      i want to be upset...but i know it's true😔

  • @MrJonesman19
    @MrJonesman19 5 років тому +998

    Pour one out for Anthony, imagine listening to this front to back

    • @adamphillip5305
      @adamphillip5305 5 років тому +61

      He a soldier for that

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +29

      Try listening to it from back to front.

    • @Phoenix2772
      @Phoenix2772 5 років тому +6

      Im Double Cuppin just for Anthony... not even DJ Screw (Rest in Peace) can spin this shit to sound good... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 5 років тому +10

      Legion Vision yeah i listened to it back to front, really tells a different story, goes from a NOT GOOD to a 10

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 5 років тому +1

      S Mac LMAO DUDE

  • @puncturedbicycle7264
    @puncturedbicycle7264 5 років тому +1477

    You have friends, not talent. (A brief summary of DJ Khaled)

    • @msergio0293
      @msergio0293 5 років тому +6

      Friends*

    • @puncturedbicycle7264
      @puncturedbicycle7264 5 років тому +3

      msergio0293 wdym?

    • @msergio0293
      @msergio0293 5 років тому +48

      @@puncturedbicycle7264 they are probably only friends of him because of money, fame etc, if his career was to be sinking no one would wanna make any songs with him

    • @aldebaran5794
      @aldebaran5794 5 років тому +17

      money*

    • @puncturedbicycle7264
      @puncturedbicycle7264 5 років тому

      msergio0293 tru

  • @RANDOMNOISE1
    @RANDOMNOISE1 5 років тому +300

    Don't let this album distract you from the fact DJ Khaled has been working out for over 3 years and still looks the same

    • @FunzieOne
      @FunzieOne 5 років тому +60

      His workouts are just to neutralize all that red velvet cake.

    • @mafiosotruely
      @mafiosotruely 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ebowamando
      @ebowamando 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Morkeric
    @Morkeric 5 років тому +2145

    his next album should just be audio clips from his instagram

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +58

      We the Best music.
      DJ Khaled
      Another one.

    • @beast63254
      @beast63254 5 років тому

      @@97EDUB 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @neebnoob18
      @neebnoob18 5 років тому +3

      Goouuaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

    • @xdmemes5821
      @xdmemes5821 5 років тому +9

      It would be better tbh

    • @palebreath
      @palebreath 5 років тому +2

      BC Richard that shit be fire bruh

  • @MortiferGnome
    @MortiferGnome 5 років тому +721

    I don't always agree with you, but, when I do, it's very satisfying to bask in our alignment.

  • @moesalamander7012
    @moesalamander7012 5 років тому +742

    Khaled is that kid who lets everybody else do the project but writes his name first and much larger

    • @tcc114
      @tcc114 5 років тому +29

      But everyone in the group wouldn't have been able to bring their work together without him /s

    • @kings9724
      @kings9724 5 років тому +2

      SMEGMAZ what

    • @moesalamander7012
      @moesalamander7012 5 років тому +36

      @@tcc114he also bribes the smart kids to be in the group with him

    • @alex_flamer
      @alex_flamer 5 років тому +6

      @@moesalamander7012 he makes those smart kids dumber because they should really know better. Especially someone who is really good like SZA.

    • @alex_flamer
      @alex_flamer 5 років тому

      And he doesn't use the project himself.

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 5 років тому +3649

    He has a family, Anthony.
    Don't do this

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 5 років тому +129

      his son's gonna have to live with this trash forever bro that's bad! he had no say in this too lol

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +2

      BALMAIN RICHARD Too late for that.

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 5 років тому +75

      Once we took that flannel out the drawer he had already decided..

    • @TheBlazeblizzard
      @TheBlazeblizzard 5 років тому +29

      Asahd needs a better family tbh...

    • @lofijunky
      @lofijunky 5 років тому

      BALMAIN RICHARD lmfao

  • @takecareyoself5379
    @takecareyoself5379 5 років тому +456

    Khalid got mad his album didn't make it to 1st
    Me got confused how the album managed to be 2nd

    • @michaelramirez6054
      @michaelramirez6054 5 років тому +12

      Tegar Adi Destara with the amount of features there are on the album, that’s probably why. Or I’m wrong and retarded.

    • @datboiashy2957
      @datboiashy2957 4 роки тому +8

      @@michaelramirez6054 Definitely the features. They're all well known and extremely famous. And stans will migrate to their artists

    • @Smansi_da_randumb
      @Smansi_da_randumb 3 роки тому +3

      Khalid?

  • @rockstarkicking
    @rockstarkicking 5 років тому +1619

    the sexual gratification I receive from NOT GOOD reviews...

  • @zargham6719
    @zargham6719 5 років тому +635

    DJ Khaled in two weeks: Suffering from NOT GOOD!

    • @OssieXLVI
      @OssieXLVI 5 років тому +11

      Genuinely made me laugh

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +5

      Zargham I feel sorry for Asahd if and when he’s old enough to make his own music.

    • @EndlessEnigmaPart3
      @EndlessEnigmaPart3 5 років тому +2

      Odd way of spelling congestive heart failure, but okay.

  • @chrisjt86
    @chrisjt86 5 років тому +1247

    I hate this album just because he's shoving his kid in our faces with the album cover and title.

    • @YusuphYT
      @YusuphYT 5 років тому +155

      right? shitty fathers force materialistic things in their kids faces to show their love. hopefully his son realises his dad is just focused on business and only cares about himself.

    • @yaibadf6267
      @yaibadf6267 5 років тому +85

      Have you seen his sc stories it's crazy how much he can manage to shove a kid in our face

    • @CatOfTheYearr
      @CatOfTheYearr 5 років тому +132

      Yeah his Snapchat is fucked. The amount of times he’s said “father of asahd” makes it feel like some MK Ultra shit. Stupid fat greasy fuck

    • @thepervertedmonk2353
      @thepervertedmonk2353 5 років тому +5

      @@CatOfTheYearr whew, this is some real shit.

    • @johncameron6877
      @johncameron6877 5 років тому +29

      @@CatOfTheYearr have you heard how much he says anything? his wife has to think hes so fuckin annoying

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 5 років тому +1330

    It would atleast be a strong 1/10 if he didn't have his watermark in every song

    • @brandonc3231
      @brandonc3231 5 років тому +108

      Black Sunday wE tHE bEsT muSIC

    • @pratyushthakur8815
      @pratyushthakur8815 5 років тому +75

      @@brandonc3231 dJ kHaLeD

    • @KaisTestKitchen1
      @KaisTestKitchen1 5 років тому +49

      *Another One*

    • @Tonyisgaming
      @Tonyisgaming 5 років тому +53

      I think the dude is projecting. He’s so obsessive about watermarks because he steals other people’s sound himself. He knows what can be done and is obsessive about it not happening to him. Then he acts like he’s a musical genius. Bullshit. Like Fantano said, the artists he features make the magic happen.

    • @NL-fg6it
      @NL-fg6it 5 років тому +22

      @@Tonyisgaming Khaled should at least learn an instrument. Get busy on the triangle or tambourine on some tracks, fool!

  • @GroovyBearTV
    @GroovyBearTV 5 років тому +720

    *"Congratulations you played yourself "* - melon

    • @buffkonradin
      @buffkonradin 5 років тому

      „A fool in a mans shoes“

  • @garandsho723
    @garandsho723 5 років тому +595

    And he wonders why he isn't No.1 on billboard😂
    I didn't even know he dropped an album until his beef with tyler

    • @Kre8iviT27
      @Kre8iviT27 5 років тому +37

      His album moved to the #1 spot after his hissy fit. He probably paid somebody or just streamed and bought as many albums that he could to get it there.

    • @sheenadavids
      @sheenadavids 5 років тому

      Ya Boy Frosty09 😂😂😂🤣

    • @YuTu13e
      @YuTu13e 5 років тому +21

      Kre8iviT27 it moved to #1 on the hip hop/R&B, not on the billboard 200.

    • @adaleenamackavelli6021
      @adaleenamackavelli6021 5 років тому

      +

  • @jarule2345
    @jarule2345 5 років тому +1996

    I really have to disagree with you on this one Anthony, an Asahd circumcision skit would've been completely inappropriate and out of place

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +42

      Didn’t that circumcision skit appeared on that “Grateful” album?

    • @hunteradam894
      @hunteradam894 5 років тому +22

      Ja Rule This shit had me laughing out loud 😂

    • @sammercer5769
      @sammercer5769 5 років тому +3

      Rise up

    • @jonathanshepherd5515
      @jonathanshepherd5515 5 років тому +3

      Where did this kind of meme come from?

    • @ivangutierrez0324
      @ivangutierrez0324 5 років тому +21

      Jonathan Shepherd gaycumes circumcision XXXtentacions son

  • @gatsu6906
    @gatsu6906 5 років тому +207

    Melon really out trying to make Asahd an orphan smh

    • @nyshyn307
      @nyshyn307 5 років тому +2

      Perfect profile pic for this

  • @KyddBurton
    @KyddBurton 5 років тому +1662

    Who else is watching this and didn't hear the album? Also don't plan to hear the album lmao

    • @Sunfl0w3rseeds
      @Sunfl0w3rseeds 5 років тому +61

      Hahaha heard about it because of the Igor controversy, I believe all the negative feedback around his album is more entertaining than the album itself

    • @Davjose37
      @Davjose37 5 років тому +2

      Holy shit u read my mind😳

    • @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
      @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS 5 років тому +1

      Hate that garbage

    • @fenixmartin854
      @fenixmartin854 5 років тому +1

      It's too generic for me.

    • @diegobascara3279
      @diegobascara3279 5 років тому +2

      It’s not bad

  • @danman55555
    @danman55555 5 років тому +500

    Anthony was so angry about this album that I lost count of how many times he said "goddamn."

    • @OnlyTheTruth222
      @OnlyTheTruth222 5 років тому +35

      Don't forget the n word too

    • @kingbingbong1920
      @kingbingbong1920 5 років тому +6

      he said goddamn as i read the word goddamn in your comment.

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 5 років тому +275

    DJ Khaled: WE THE -
    Anthony: eh, hold that thought.

  • @Enceladus2106
    @Enceladus2106 4 роки тому +314

    This album is actually really good if you turn off the sound

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 4 роки тому +16

      On mute it’s just as good as To Pimp A Butterfly or Good Kid Maad City also on mute

    • @dapdf7916
      @dapdf7916 3 роки тому +2

      @@WyWid bru😔

    • @arjunvivekraj8758
      @arjunvivekraj8758 2 роки тому +1

      @@WyWid Bruh you're tripping

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 2 роки тому +1

      @@arjunvivekraj8758 I’m serious. They sound just as good with the volume turned off

    • @levimoore1118
      @levimoore1118 2 роки тому +1

      @@WyWid nah Father of Asahd is as good on mute as TPAB and GKMC are at full volume

  • @jacobbradshaw9433
    @jacobbradshaw9433 5 років тому +701

    We really got a 9/10 and a NOT GOOD on the same night. May 17th was wild.

    • @justing5155
      @justing5155 5 років тому +19

      Jacob Bradshaw and some people listened to this album first can you imagine

    • @sr-kt9ml
      @sr-kt9ml 5 років тому

      Which one was 9/10?

    • @pedrogalvao4523
      @pedrogalvao4523 5 років тому +38

      @@sr-kt9ml Tyler's IGOR.

    • @anuel3780
      @anuel3780 5 років тому

      help i hvae teh confused

    • @steadyrhythms9571
      @steadyrhythms9571 5 років тому +7

      and this album somehow almost took the number one spot on billboard, but the 9 took it as it should have, interesting the difference between the number one and number two.

  • @IAMSLAY
    @IAMSLAY 5 років тому +324

    He’s the only guy who can bring together the Avengers of the music world and still make a crappy album.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 роки тому +4

      Assembles Avengers
      @
      Loses to Captain Boomerang

    • @hcttals
      @hcttals 2 роки тому

      Then trippie came along

  • @tylerjaynes822
    @tylerjaynes822 5 років тому +692

    DJ Khaled has always been a joke.
    Not a single album he's put out has been good, they're just....talented people showing their talent, while he occasionally says "hi it me" in the background.
    He's basically a nobody that everyone knows, but they're probably to nervous to say anything lol
    I don't GET IT.

    • @BDDesignCo
      @BDDesignCo 5 років тому +8

      major key was good, thats about it.

    • @MrChiCity3
      @MrChiCity3 5 років тому +8

      "Nas Album Done" and "I'm on One" are bangers broski

    • @niggato23
      @niggato23 5 років тому +2

      @@MrChiCity3 I Am, Gods Son, and Nastradamus is so underrated

    • @all_g_oo_d_things
      @all_g_oo_d_things 5 років тому

      Bling Era I'm so hood remix slaps.

    • @ghostshellz752
      @ghostshellz752 4 роки тому

      Nah the first thr33 were alright js

  • @jermerniesimpsione7960
    @jermerniesimpsione7960 5 років тому +249

    Seeing Tyler top Khaled just puts a smile on my face.

    • @bekimmehmedi2905
      @bekimmehmedi2905 5 років тому +34

      Never pictured DJ Khaled for a Bottom till today

    • @PrussianWarfare
      @PrussianWarfare 5 років тому +6

      Tyler deserves it way more than Khaled

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo 5 років тому +2

      they both trash 🗑

    • @Gomu.
      @Gomu. 5 років тому +8

      @@treefiddytwoo nice opinion you got there. I don't agree on the Tyler one, but I agree with the DJ Kahled one.

  • @codystegemueller9428
    @codystegemueller9428 5 років тому +417

    You just killed dj Khaled
    DEATHONY NOTE ANO
    DEATHONY NOTE ANO

  • @mizzurid
    @mizzurid 5 років тому +2260

    The album should be called "The Contents of Ahsad's Diaper" 😂😂😂🤣

    • @13gendaryx
      @13gendaryx 5 років тому +48

      Orange is the New Orange this comment is highly underrated

    • @msb6993
      @msb6993 5 років тому +53

      In DJ Khalid's voice: you're smart...

    • @wolfgang6442
      @wolfgang6442 5 років тому +19

      Bro you should have twice more likes for that comment😂😂😂

    • @Yo-ww8ph
      @Yo-ww8ph 5 років тому +4

      LOLOL

    • @igiknightz
      @igiknightz 5 років тому +7

      Genuinely the best comment here lol

  • @Sajal03
    @Sajal03 5 років тому +1042

    “Asahd looks sexy in the cover”
    really melon??

    • @anthonycruz6958
      @anthonycruz6958 5 років тому +7

      Where tf he said that

    • @technofaza
      @technofaza 5 років тому +53

      Anthony cruz 1:69

    • @ye6102
      @ye6102 5 років тому +111

      @@anthonycruz6958 at around 7:55

    • @anthonycruz6958
      @anthonycruz6958 5 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @coltoncurlee2423
      @coltoncurlee2423 5 років тому +13

      Anthony cruz he simply repeated the phrase as a mantra for the length of the entire video.

  • @DragonStrke12244
    @DragonStrke12244 5 років тому +274

    Lets be real who finna be in da hood with yo homeboys and say “aye put on that new Dj khaled”

  • @CuriousGeorgePhotos
    @CuriousGeorgePhotos 5 років тому +408

    Who buys his albums? I just never heard anyone say; im bout to cop his album, ever!!!

    • @AoNLobby
      @AoNLobby 5 років тому +115

      djkoolaid253 They dont, they play it in their car, listen to other people listen to it in their car, the barbershop plays it.

    • @DubG9
      @DubG9 5 років тому +1

      Uh people definitely still buy albums. Probably people who were born in the 80s or older. Shit the last albums I bought were Alfa Mist and Cyhi the Prince

    • @mermaidtingzzz
      @mermaidtingzzz 5 років тому +80

      @@DubG9 Yeah, we know but, "Who buys *HIS* albums?" That is the unsolved mystery we're faced with right now.

    • @nichole8398
      @nichole8398 5 років тому +7

      @@mermaidtingzzz dunno. Never heard of anyone actually buying a full album from him. Maybe a song or two.

    •  5 років тому +2

      Bald Uzi Vert goddamn, that's spot on.

  • @hoodlambo
    @hoodlambo 5 років тому +162

    Any album DJ Khaled puts out is basically a glorified "Now That's What I Call Music" album.

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 2 роки тому +14

      Now That's What I Call We The Best Music

    • @ahzora8017
      @ahzora8017 2 роки тому +2

      @@i_teleported_bread7404 we the best more like Tyler’s the creators the best

  • @andreascypsrb
    @andreascypsrb 5 років тому +133

    Melon you’re just jealous DJ Khaled won the custody battle over Asahd i know you love the kid but let it go

    • @donm1719
      @donm1719 5 років тому

      There never was one stop spreading bs

    • @Trickey2413
      @Trickey2413 5 років тому

      @@donm1719 dude

    • @donm1719
      @donm1719 5 років тому

      IM Wercs sarcasm within sarcasm, sarcasmception ;)

    • @donm1719
      @donm1719 Рік тому

      @Ava 😀😊

  • @miragedine
    @miragedine 5 років тому +63

    DJ Khaled: Y'all playing with my album!
    Everyone: You released an album???

  • @uiruyu9259
    @uiruyu9259 5 років тому +264

    Not the youngling too, Anthony! Please!
    Dear lord, he can't keep getting away with this.

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 5 років тому +4

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Melon the Wise?

  • @Caiser
    @Caiser 5 років тому +1206

    wow the next on the *NOT GOOD* hit list is
    ...
    _drum roll please_
    ...
    Asahd Khaled

    • @spoonmanvlogs5386
      @spoonmanvlogs5386 5 років тому +3

      King Caiser f

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +20

      FBI: “Be on the lookout for a white male in his 30s with thick glasses, a red flannel and a melon head. He is wanted for a double homicide. The murder of a DJ, rapper, producer, husband, and father is top priority.”

    • @TheBestPizzaConnoisseur
      @TheBestPizzaConnoisseur 5 років тому +1

      I can’t stop readin this as asahd kelawd

    • @augustusjosephus4353
      @augustusjosephus4353 5 років тому

      Man don’t drag his kid🧒🏽into this. WTH.

    • @IAMSOUND99
      @IAMSOUND99 5 років тому

      @@TheBestPizzaConnoisseur i read it as bashar al assad

  • @LawChatsWithMadeline
    @LawChatsWithMadeline 5 років тому +50

    I love how technical you get, you really break it down. Wish Khaled listens to this.

  • @OnlyTheTruth222
    @OnlyTheTruth222 5 років тому +430

    You gave DAMN. a 7 but Father of Asahd an 8?
    Yeah ok melon.

  • @adhyadhyaksa
    @adhyadhyaksa 5 років тому +72

    Teacher: What happened to your father
    Asahd: My dad was murdered by a watermelon with a red flannel

    • @lemonman37
      @lemonman37 5 років тому +5

      they found watermelon seeds in my daddy's chest

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 5 років тому +146

    iMaGiNe mY sHoCk

  • @benjaminhedegaard4127
    @benjaminhedegaard4127 5 років тому +161

    I've never heard a person say "oh yeah, i love dj khaled"

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 4 роки тому +4

      What would that even say about a person...

    • @chrilborn4138
      @chrilborn4138 3 роки тому +1

      "If you're a fan of DJ Khaled, you're a fan of yourself"

  • @buckleygeneration
    @buckleygeneration 5 років тому +111

    Love it when Melon is so frustrated he starts cursing for emphasis.

  • @cherrrysprrrite
    @cherrrysprrrite 3 роки тому +42

    As a representative of the Palestinian community, we do not claim Khaled Mohamed Khaled A.K.A DJ Khaled.

  • @mishmashmush
    @mishmashmush 5 років тому +208

    Better start Khaled’s funeral preparations

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +11

      Joyner Lucas will perform “Devil’s Work” at Khaled’s funeral.

    • @joshuasutton983
      @joshuasutton983 5 років тому +2

      @@97EDUB lmao

    • @miteshtari786
      @miteshtari786 5 років тому +1

      Anthony Fantano claims Another One

  • @DJFaNaTiiC
    @DJFaNaTiiC 5 років тому +282

    I agree with most of what you said but saying Asahd would’ve rather been aborted to avoid himself from this embarrassment of an album was pretty dark

    • @Ainttrippin
      @Ainttrippin 5 років тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @Sloomow
      @Sloomow 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @nicleo2339
    @nicleo2339 4 роки тому +31

    Poppin' like oil ollie in fire flames,
    I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fucking quiet game
    - Tyler Gregory Okonma 2013

  • @theshowdown9355
    @theshowdown9355 5 років тому +130

    Mess with the Melon you'll get the seeds 🍉

  • @RichardBatchelorComposer
    @RichardBatchelorComposer 5 років тому +151

    "Thats a nice song you've got there, mind if I scream my name over it?"
    and so Dr Khaled's music career was born.

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +10

      which by the way great artists don't need to do that
      You never heard michael said
      " And the whole world has to answer right now when i tell you once again who's bad " ....." IT'S MJ BITCH WE THE BEST MUSIC "

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому +1

      And he hasn't lifted a fuckin finger since. What's your point??

  • @cassiusjoseph6655
    @cassiusjoseph6655 5 років тому +155

    Does anybody think that it’s funny that Tyler arranged and comprised and wrote everything on Igor and Khaled did virtually nothing

    • @xbenci
      @xbenci 4 роки тому +22

      you're comparing actual talent to money. guess which one is better huh

  • @user-nu4oy9yz7s
    @user-nu4oy9yz7s 5 років тому +138

    *so are you going to claim DJ Khalids life or his sons, melon?*

  • @ManLikeMatts
    @ManLikeMatts 5 років тому +42

    Fun fact: the intro track Holy Mountain featured a reggae legend Buju Banton who recently was released from prison and whose return was highly anticipated. Khaled scooped up Buju immediately after he was released, I assume to pander to Caribbean people and reggae enthusiasts so that he can release the first piece of new music from Buju since being released from prison

  • @edf81
    @edf81 5 років тому +38

    I hate how DJ Khalid is using his son to sell records. I think that is the only reason he has a child.

    • @teamstid9544
      @teamstid9544 5 років тому +3

      I at least hopes he takes care of his son

  • @rikiishitoru8885
    @rikiishitoru8885 5 років тому +472

    Day 38 of acknowledging that Anthony is a 7/10 (5 means I like him)

    • @sin21ful
      @sin21ful 5 років тому +3

      Grognak The Destroyer that’s a retarded scale

    • @officeimpact6377
      @officeimpact6377 5 років тому +2

      @Camilo Ortega your actions have consequences

    • @harshpatial4568
      @harshpatial4568 5 років тому +1

      DAMN!!

    • @mutantfreak48
      @mutantfreak48 5 років тому

      Flamagra didn't deserve a 5.

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 5 років тому +1

      day 1 of acknowledging that Grognak The Destroyer broke my heart and is now a 5/10 (5 means I still forgive him)

  • @liamburke3279
    @liamburke3279 5 років тому +196

    DJ Khaled: *tours this album*
    Me: Congratulations, you played yourself.

  • @jake0r
    @jake0r 5 років тому +228

    Careful anthony he might make a video about you shooting indirects and call you mysterious 😂

    • @jake0r
      @jake0r 5 років тому +7

      @@FirstLast-lh5ev mysteriouthy fantano here the internets biggest music nerd

  • @randomindianguy2002
    @randomindianguy2002 5 років тому +157

    I mean, are we really surprised though?

    • @aascyth
      @aascyth 5 років тому +2

      who said we were

    • @fakenamerealchungus9851
      @fakenamerealchungus9851 5 років тому +3

      Major Key had some really good songs honestly

    • @thevisionaryassassin4352
      @thevisionaryassassin4352 5 років тому

      @@fakenamerealchungus9851 Facts, hating on Khaled is trendy, but he does put out a lot of filler music. 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @Bobby.P.Slaya--
    @Bobby.P.Slaya-- 5 років тому +106

    DJ Khaled’s Fatherhood: NOT GOOD

    • @LilRotte3
      @LilRotte3 5 років тому

      "Fatherhood" sounds like a legit title of an album by DJ Khaled.

  • @ManlyMenAndSam
    @ManlyMenAndSam 5 років тому +39

    This is hella cathartic given DJ Khalid’s freak out about the charts

  • @dedrick7949
    @dedrick7949 5 років тому +139

    DJ Khaled killed,
    Watermelon dropped on his head.

  • @noodlessurprise
    @noodlessurprise 5 років тому +34

    I despise the way he uses he son as a marketing tool

  • @markwaltersmedia6956
    @markwaltersmedia6956 5 років тому +92

    I'm a simple man - I see a "NOT GOOD", I click

  • @MightyAmygdala
    @MightyAmygdala 5 років тому +288

    Wow Anthony. I wasn't NOT expecting a bad review, but you didn't have to say DJ Khaled should lose custody of Asahd. That was pushing it a little bit, buddy.

    • @coltoncurlee2423
      @coltoncurlee2423 5 років тому +31

      Huey Oblongata *no it wasn’t*

    • @eliyafethsoto1309
      @eliyafethsoto1309 5 років тому +76

      Lol Khaled absolutely uses his kid as another arm of his own self promotion.
      Might not be illegal but its still shit and I GUARANTEE you Asahd is gonna grow up to be a piece of trash if this continues.

    • @lukeGGlee
      @lukeGGlee 5 років тому +7

      I am the Father of Asahd

    • @lilrosebush
      @lilrosebush 5 років тому +8

      It wasn't pushed far enough tbh lmao

    • @jplayzgamez4677
      @jplayzgamez4677 5 років тому +3

      I agree don't involve the kid because I'm all honesty he Asahd really had nothing to do with the creation of the album even though it was supposed to be a joke too far

  • @shadxwsss
    @shadxwsss 4 роки тому +41

    WE THE WORST MUSIC

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp 6 місяців тому

      They aint believe in us....

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp 6 місяців тому

      You're smart.
      You're loyal.
      Another one.

  • @robbyfleck1857
    @robbyfleck1857 4 роки тому +17

    all 874 dislikes are just DJ Khaled and everyone who worked on the album

    • @wadejg_blaze0n213
      @wadejg_blaze0n213 Рік тому

      it’s him and his alts, I’m sure everyone who actually worked on the project from the other producers, editors, management team and featured artists all hated it too

  • @silviofta
    @silviofta 5 років тому +155

    I normally don't watch your Not Good videos, but I just wanted to see you shit on this guy. Thanks Melon

    • @sander8581
      @sander8581 5 років тому +2

      Not goods are the best! Melon popping the fuck off

    • @coltoncurlee2423
      @coltoncurlee2423 5 років тому +1

      This ones my favorite next to the Coldplay one

    • @slattistcool
      @slattistcool 5 років тому +1

      @@coltoncurlee2423 the lil xan review was also awesome

  • @lonewalkerproductions
    @lonewalkerproductions 5 років тому +79

    Almost expected Chris Stuckmanns music to start playing after that explosion

  • @ninedude
    @ninedude 5 років тому +16

    dude. I can relate with Khaled. Some days, I'm in the studio for hours and I've only produced the word: "The"

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ 5 років тому +178

    calling DJ Khalid's fatherhood NOT GOOD was a bit too far Anthony.

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому +4

      Stale joke, even worse rendition.

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 5 років тому +2

      My Mom Says I'm a Champion Jesus, everyone’s a critic nowadays.

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому

      @@christopherlowery3797 Yes, this is only true "nowadays". And the days decades ago when this corny line was birthed.

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 5 років тому +2

      @@christopherlowery3797 Kinda ironic that we're watching a music critic isnt it?

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому +1

      Lol ok Colton. You have a good day, buddy...you cool, cool guy.

  • @lorddrac_dontaskmetodance
    @lorddrac_dontaskmetodance 5 років тому +25

    He had people MAKE MUSIC under HIS NAME and STILL released a SHITTY ALBUM.

  • @theempresss
    @theempresss 5 років тому +132

    Yeah Travis doesn't care about features LOL

    • @Demsky83
      @Demsky83 5 років тому +4

      Yeah cause Chopstix hook is terrible.

    • @_unholydrip
      @_unholydrip 5 років тому +4

      Prob cause hes trash too

    • @kh0357
      @kh0357 4 роки тому +1

      when the song is good like hot he goes in like it’s his own song

    • @patrikgajcevic8123
      @patrikgajcevic8123 4 роки тому +7

      @@_unholydrip created the greatest trap album of all time but aight

  • @moeezmalik3666
    @moeezmalik3666 5 років тому +31

    Next Khaled album - Asahd is a Father

  • @oop2805
    @oop2805 5 років тому +77

    RIP DJ KHALID
    Fantano needs to go to prison for all these murders tbh

    • @GraphicArtist115
      @GraphicArtist115 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @leboiboiboi
      @leboiboiboi 5 років тому

      Fuck off with this stupid joke

    • @miteshtari786
      @miteshtari786 5 років тому

      @@leboiboiboi this is a joke no more. It is serious. Ask Lil peep,Linkin Park and xxxtentacles .

    • @GraphicArtist115
      @GraphicArtist115 5 років тому

      @@leboiboiboi 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @pkpower69
    @pkpower69 4 роки тому +12

    This rating is untrue. He said we the best music, this is a 10

  • @birdsbiology316
    @birdsbiology316 5 років тому +34

    Just because it wasn’t titled
    “Father Of Melon”

  • @medinastevenH
    @medinastevenH 5 років тому +44

    Great review Melon, but you didn’t have to say that the US should pass a one child policy to prevent another DJ Khaled album.

  • @stuckinquarantine8909
    @stuckinquarantine8909 4 роки тому +12

    You’re wrong Anthony. I heard this album JUST THE OTHER DAY in a barbershop

  • @ALBERTEINSTEIN777
    @ALBERTEINSTEIN777 5 років тому +33

    FANTANO NEVER CURSES LIKE THIS. LOL. CLASSIC.

  • @aye_jonesfkamarvel_jones519
    @aye_jonesfkamarvel_jones519 5 років тому +89

    Fantano didn’t even tran
    ...sition. And he was much nicer in the Logic review

    • @TheMiels
      @TheMiels 5 років тому +7

      He refuses to say “dj khaled forever”

  • @DustinSmith796
    @DustinSmith796 4 роки тому +20

    I’d rather my music be mysterious and unique than mainstream and trash.

    • @hawkeyedsentinel4648
      @hawkeyedsentinel4648 4 роки тому +2

      ^^^^

    • @ciaranwright4361
      @ciaranwright4361 4 роки тому

      Ur pfp is twenty one pilots tho

    • @DustinSmith796
      @DustinSmith796 4 роки тому +1

      Ciaran Wright and?

    • @progunjack5556
      @progunjack5556 3 роки тому +1

      @@DustinSmith796 well they're mainstream artists while your comment makes you looks like a anti-mainstream underground type guy

    • @DustinSmith796
      @DustinSmith796 2 роки тому

      @@progunjack5556 well, back then when my Pfp was Twenty Øne Piløts, I do still hate mainstream music, the only ones I can stand are stuff like Twenty Øne, Panic!, My Chemical Romance, and rap like Tyler, The Creator or N.W.A. And 2pac and maybe some Bones & Harmony tho I bump them religiously. The reason for TOP is because that was the first piece of music outside Christian music I started listening to when I was like 13 (pretty sad right) after that I started going more underground like $uicideboy$, I know you didn’t ask for a court statement but just wanted to clear that up, I’m not all anti mainstream I just listen to more mental health or emo stuff when it comes to mainstream

  • @cc_cruiser99
    @cc_cruiser99 5 років тому +46

    October 2019: DJ Khaled dies from a heart attack
    Calling it.

    • @vacuumgaze5277
      @vacuumgaze5277 5 років тому +1

      we'll see

    • @second1814
      @second1814 5 років тому +2

      Yet another death on Anthony's hands

    • @bradhoover1236
      @bradhoover1236 5 років тому +1

      Anthony fanthanos

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 5 років тому +2

      I shall leave this comment here so I can come back to it

  • @TweakMalik
    @TweakMalik 5 років тому +18

    i just thought all dj khaled did was stand in the background screaming "anotha one" until i watched this video

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому +3

      How is that different after you watching this? That IS what he does.

  • @DrippingFangs666
    @DrippingFangs666 5 років тому +147

    you called him the living Meme. i'm weak right now! 😁😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jwdib5761
    @jwdib5761 5 років тому +41

    3 not goods in a month... damn u are a savage melon

  • @jaredaldridge9310
    @jaredaldridge9310 5 років тому +9

    Tyler has a album with the features not listed and very little promotion from outside companies. Father of Asahd is a album that’s is just features of popular artist and a remix of friend like me at the end of Aladdin. And Tyler gets 1 on billboard charts. That’s where talent gets u.

  • @munity06
    @munity06 5 років тому +25

    Basically he is going for BROKE, and "trying" to cash out. He's at the end of his record deal.

  • @CammyHamGaming
    @CammyHamGaming 5 років тому +25

    Anthony also reviewed dj Khaled’s eating habits. They also were not good

  • @hamzzy2043
    @hamzzy2043 5 років тому +33

    *OUTKAST TYPE BEAT* Hurt my soul ngl. NOONE HAS THE RIGHTS TO SLANDER AN OUTKAST BEAT, ESPECIALLY DJ KHALID.

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 5 років тому +135

    I respect your opinion, but did you really have to make his nose bigger in photoshop?

  • @mohamedcoulibaly5774
    @mohamedcoulibaly5774 5 років тому +21

    He ain’t trying to make good albums, Melon, he wants to make good anthems and sells.. thought you knew that before you said that asahd should disown his dad to be named Asahd Fantano.. 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому +2

      If yall are gonna beat the fuck outta these old jokes, for the love of god put a little bit of effort into it. Especially if you're going to defend the trash ass fuckin album in the process. Great comment all around.

  • @newyardleysinclair9960
    @newyardleysinclair9960 4 роки тому +30

    So what does he do in the studio? Just sit there? I thought he at least produced it lol. So he just pays these rappers to make songs with him. Bill Gates could hypothetically have a #1 album? (Or #2 in this case)

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 4 роки тому +9

      He exists
      That's it

    • @grease839
      @grease839 3 роки тому

      I think he just arranges the rappers and producers to work together lol

    • @brb.8962
      @brb.8962 3 роки тому +2

      He comes up with an idea, finds the right producer to follow his idea and make the right beat and then he arranges a group of artists that fit the beat
      It's kinda like a DJ hosted mixtape as a full studio album

  • @juliustheillustrious7727
    @juliustheillustrious7727 4 роки тому +7

    Like many divas, DJ Khaled is shocked that no one is as impressed by his life and family as much he is...

  • @megahop6858
    @megahop6858 5 років тому +53

    yeah yung gravy's album is much better
    (i am going to push this as hard as i can)

    • @LucentDiamond31
      @LucentDiamond31 5 років тому

      Man, that's a real weird way to spell Batushka.