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  • @maddiepotter8156
    @maddiepotter8156 7 років тому +2387

    'joey, joeyyyyy, hes possessed by satann'

  • @rachaelc8061
    @rachaelc8061 7 років тому +3809

    dan is actually outside with friends!!

  • @lindee8224
    @lindee8224 7 років тому +2549

    "owssathan?"
    "what?"
    "out of ten" *gestures a slash sign, as if that makes this more logical*

    • @caniget200subswithnoconten8
      @caniget200subswithnoconten8 7 років тому +65

      Lynn E he's so cuteeeeeeeehoehe

    • @serenasonoma5686
      @serenasonoma5686 7 років тому +93

      Lol at the social awkwardness even while drinking because I can relate.

    • @Anna-kd6ff
      @Anna-kd6ff 7 років тому +48

      Remember he mumbles alot😂

    • @moonlitmimi
      @moonlitmimi 6 років тому +43

      i relate immensely to dan's awkward mumbling and gestures even when i'm sober lmao

    • @snapple5828
      @snapple5828 6 років тому +4

      Lynn E owssathan MAH NEW PHRASE

  • @queenofmyvagina4451
    @queenofmyvagina4451 7 років тому +2664

    Magician: Where's the queen?
    Me: points to Dan

    • @denkitree1480
      @denkitree1480 7 років тому +74

      YOUR COMMENT AND NAME IM DEAD

    • @zekiawilliams6303
      @zekiawilliams6303 7 років тому +9

      Queen of my Vagina The comment and name combo is 👌👌👌

    • @shayshowyipee
      @shayshowyipee 7 років тому +12

      Your pfp and username go so well with your comment

    • @amistakeprobably7295
      @amistakeprobably7295 7 років тому +5

      Queen of my Vagina ADSGHDJKL I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR EIGHT YEARS OMFGGGG

    • @dansworriedface2622
      @dansworriedface2622 7 років тому +2

      Queen of my Vagina I actually did that haha :3

  • @alulaheights
    @alulaheights 7 років тому +1027

    A magicians best friend is a drunk audience

  • @milkbaggy__
    @milkbaggy__ 7 років тому +1730

    Dan: How was your night... out of 10?
    Me: ...About 6.9

    • @ariannaandjasmine2933
      @ariannaandjasmine2933 7 років тому +7

      Syndy - Art & Gaming! *snorts*

    • @fear_toxin
      @fear_toxin 7 років тому +2

      Syndy - Art & Gaming! 👌👌👌👌👌

    • @leah1597
      @leah1597 7 років тому +14

      Syndy - Art & Gaming! *clears throat* i feEL LIKE A SIX OUT OF 10

    • @Mad-ik4fq
      @Mad-ik4fq 7 років тому +4

      DODIE

    • @gabiwalker5363
      @gabiwalker5363 7 років тому +1

      Syndy - Art & Gaming! i see what you did there

  • @jay-my6lb
    @jay-my6lb 7 років тому +726

    normal people: how did you do that
    Dan: SATAN

    • @fad3703
      @fad3703 3 роки тому +3

      The ONLY *logical* answer

  • @phanicatmychemicalemo8276
    @phanicatmychemicalemo8276 7 років тому +2999

    "I would rather disown you all as my friends than continue this moment"
    THE SWEETEST THING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD FIGHT ME.

    • @mikaylarasnick
      @mikaylarasnick 7 років тому +9

      Phanic! at The Disco what moment was he talking about pls I'm confused

    • @phanicatmychemicalemo8276
      @phanicatmychemicalemo8276 7 років тому +151

      Mikayla Rena He was talking about everyone showing Phil's embarrasing pics

    • @cxxldxde274
      @cxxldxde274 7 років тому +17

      Phanic! at The Disco
      ikr it was so adorable

    • @cube5750
      @cube5750 7 років тому +16

      why do they keep hittin at phil >:|

    • @chel91
      @chel91 7 років тому +87

      no it was "i would rather disown you all as *a* friends than continue this moment"
      he was so drunk he forgot how to speak

  • @galacticality
    @galacticality 7 років тому +486

    My favourite thing is the way Dan tries to stay articulate even when drunk by speaking slowly and really enunciating everything, and if he doesn't do that he slurs all his words and I shouldn't find it so adorable but I dO

    • @emv3328
      @emv3328 6 років тому +6

      i can't enunciate words sober half the time so i'm proud of dan

    • @KindaCaitlyn
      @KindaCaitlyn 5 років тому

      I know

    • @xx_furby_lover_xx5812
      @xx_furby_lover_xx5812 Рік тому +1

      Dan is just so precious and respectful even when drunk 😭

  • @listerinephobe
    @listerinephobe 7 років тому +4112

    The one dislike is probably Dan being so drunk he saw the dislike button as the like button

    • @fellowlesbianslut7144
      @fellowlesbianslut7144 7 років тому +23

      Sierra Howlter and the second one is Phil 😂

    • @axenennene4395
      @axenennene4395 7 років тому +16

      Abby Swisher the third one is the alcohol

    • @christine.9316
      @christine.9316 7 років тому +22

      And the fourth one is dan's self esteem

    • @sofiahostetter3194
      @sofiahostetter3194 7 років тому +19

      Sierra Howlter drunk Dan made 11 separate accounts and disliked this video thinking it was the like button

    • @angelcartoons1779
      @angelcartoons1779 7 років тому +15

      And then he repeated it 24 times

  • @danielaquaresma3837
    @danielaquaresma3837 7 років тому +582

    joey's 'I don't understand' at 2:08 is literally me 24/7

  • @anikkamillar7998
    @anikkamillar7998 7 років тому +902

    drunk gays amazed by card trick

    • @biteki4435
      @biteki4435 6 років тому +37

      Got to love our drunk gays

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 років тому +4

      Oh my god XD

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 років тому +4

      Artimoop Your reply needs more likes XD

    • @artpegios
      @artpegios 5 років тому +2

      this must be the real title

    • @georgina21
      @georgina21 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAH

  • @emiii1027
    @emiii1027 7 років тому +1453

    dan without phil?
    wow
    no dan that's not how it works

    • @krise.85
      @krise.85 7 років тому +31

      Viltukas Ir Emiliukas Phil is there

    • @emiii1027
      @emiii1027 7 років тому +26

      Kris E. i know but i just can't stand seeing them seperate

    • @justina4141
      @justina4141 7 років тому +1

      Viltukas Ir Emiliukas
      💛💚❤

    • @morganbill5615
      @morganbill5615 7 років тому +30

      Viltukas Ir Emiliukas look at 1:33 phil is right there

    • @_random_girl_online_
      @_random_girl_online_ 7 років тому +26

      Viltukas Ir Emiliukas phil was there

  • @honeydodie5491
    @honeydodie5491 7 років тому +946

    1:31 "you're possessed by satan" ME ON MY PHONE @ 3 AM

    • @selinucar1615
      @selinucar1615 7 років тому +3

      phanify her lmaoooo

    • @lelevstheworld6400
      @lelevstheworld6400 6 років тому +13

      he is so drunk oml

    • @kaeyamilk637
      @kaeyamilk637 6 років тому +1

      Same😂😂

    • @girzaj8555
      @girzaj8555 6 років тому +4

      Drinking water while watching this video was a mistake. At 0:56 is the time I knew. At 1:31 was the time that water came out of my mouth from me scream-laughing whilst questioning if I was the one possessed by Satan.

    • @solluxcaptorirl8735
      @solluxcaptorirl8735 5 років тому +1

      its literally 3:42

  • @puppylover2374
    @puppylover2374 7 років тому +184

    just hear Dan say in the background twice, "You're possessed by satan"

  • @evann_unicorn7122
    @evann_unicorn7122 7 років тому +2063

    I wonder if they still go out and have fun like that without being shouted at "PHAN"......, don't you??

    • @elleysseskillen8483
      @elleysseskillen8483 7 років тому +111

      i hope they do :(

    • @V0LLERE1
      @V0LLERE1 7 років тому +129

      I really hope so, it would suck if people yelled "I SHIP IT" in public while they're just hanging out.

    • @comicphans2440
      @comicphans2440  7 років тому +82

      I hope so :(

    • @ggmoonchildgg6109
      @ggmoonchildgg6109 7 років тому +39

      {Lady Lilith} OMG DO PEOPLS WHO HATE "PHAN"(NOT D & P)EVEN LIVE OMG I ....SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE YAAYYY I REALY HATE WHEN PPL DO THAT LET THEM LIVE JUST UUHHH THEY ARE BEST FRIEND WHAT DO YOU WANT

    • @testest8101
      @testest8101 7 років тому +5

      lightblackkitty cat follow them on instagram and twitter, there is nothing wrong with phan.

  • @milobaker2004
    @milobaker2004 7 років тому +251

    "Are you gonna turn me into a chicken or something?" Connor Franta, 2k16

  • @lilyoselrc3346
    @lilyoselrc3346 7 років тому +632

    Dan and Phil are at a party with (probably) hundreds of youtubers there *but* they are still stood next to each other like fucking sardines in a can

    • @yeemobandtrash6791
      @yeemobandtrash6791 6 років тому +3

      Lilyose LRC i love that

    • @ryansalmon6411
      @ryansalmon6411 7 місяців тому

      To be fair, we know they're both pretty socially awkward so they're probably gravitating to each other out of awkwardness because they know each other better than they know anyone else at that party.

    • @lilyoselrc3346
      @lilyoselrc3346 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ryansalmon6411 completely off topic but it’s so crazy that you reply to this SIX years later and i see this whilst i’m watching a new dan and phil video what the helll!!!

    • @valtriste
      @valtriste 5 місяців тому

      @@lilyoselrc3346that’s a mood honestly😭

  • @amaliabelei5921
    @amaliabelei5921 7 років тому +167

    UA-camrs reacting to magic tricks:
    Mostly all of them: ,,woooooooa"
    Joey: ,,I dont understand! >_

  • @MiaIto
    @MiaIto 7 років тому +189

    I love how phil was holding his hand out even when he didnt have the card

  • @abbie8852
    @abbie8852 7 років тому +125

    "I would rather disown all of you as a friend than continue this moment."

  • @elliemills6019
    @elliemills6019 7 років тому +341

    I love drunk Dan and Phil more than pizza....enough said

  • @rue5675
    @rue5675 7 років тому +123

    *Dan screaming in the background bc magic is nice*

  • @saltypretzzel9668
    @saltypretzzel9668 7 років тому +117

    i recognize dan and phil just by their hands i NEEED HELP

  • @hannashein3380
    @hannashein3380 7 років тому +582

    0:56
    I don't know what video this is from, but this probably made Dan cringe so, so hard😂

  • @broimstraightupnothavingag4975
    @broimstraightupnothavingag4975 7 років тому +64

    I love how at the end Dan starts rambling like some great wise philosopher who is slightly drunk. Like even when he's drunk he still uses a wide vocabulary and sounds like a philosopher

  • @jaydenv8557
    @jaydenv8557 7 років тому +113

    'You're possessed by satan' oh Dan

  • @anomalya1242
    @anomalya1242 7 років тому +65

    1:37
    everyone: OOH WTHFHHHDHHSNFBSB EJEHSHSHKD
    Phil: *Cute Noises* Aaaah!

  • @evilhag1450
    @evilhag1450 7 років тому +404

    in the first clip when he says "out to ten" he's totally slurring his words

    • @moovoomoom7980
      @moovoomoom7980 7 років тому +8

      cashew janice that's his accent

    • @amazinggrace645
      @amazinggrace645 7 років тому +8

      cashew janice he also mumbles.... but don't worry I speak mumble because I mumble

    • @greeneyesmetblack
      @greeneyesmetblack 7 років тому +2

      cashew janice Outhathen 😂😂

    • @evilhag1450
      @evilhag1450 7 років тому +2

      still think he was slurring whoops 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @soniaciupe
      @soniaciupe 7 років тому +14

      'ouththen'
      'what?'
      'outoften?'

  • @vrishas7499
    @vrishas7499 7 років тому +224

    *i don't understand* I've never related to words so much

  • @melbrov
    @melbrov 7 років тому +58

    Daniel does the socializing

  • @imtrendingontwitter943
    @imtrendingontwitter943 7 років тому +196

    I would be Joey in this situation.... "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!"

  • @bunnybread2834
    @bunnybread2834 7 років тому +170

    I would rather disown all of you as a friend than continue this moment - Dan Howell
    That's almost as good as
    Apples are like mini pineapples and bananas are like small plantains and pears are like nothin cuz they're pears. Oranges are like grapefruits and clementines are like small oranges and limes are like lemons but are green. - Brendon Urie

  • @cj-wi5it
    @cj-wi5it 7 років тому +63

    dan is an actual tree

  • @sakurazart4466
    @sakurazart4466 7 років тому +85

    "outta ten" **holds up arm slash**

  • @holliemai4715
    @holliemai4715 7 років тому +35

    All I heard was dan saying "nah your possessed by satan" 😂😂

  • @captainwatercress
    @captainwatercress 7 років тому +32

    Connor just noped right out of there.

  • @jasminekellie4815
    @jasminekellie4815 7 років тому +1375

    I'm so sorry to say but watching Dan without Phil is like watching Rhett without Link, Coffee without sugar. Feels missing Something, sure they have separate Channel, but i used to see they both go Outside together 😂

    • @comicphans2440
      @comicphans2440  7 років тому +74

      I mean Phil was there too, and they are separate people. But I get what you mean 😂

    • @andslove88
      @andslove88 7 років тому +30

      NanaKitty 95 Rhink and Phan trashcan is the description of my life

    • @littleshroom3274
      @littleshroom3274 7 років тому +5

      NanaKitty 95 same bro

    • @nagarinv5914
      @nagarinv5914 7 років тому +1

      They're separate people guys omfg

    • @joycelyn200
      @joycelyn200 7 років тому +4

      NanaKitty 95 Phil was there too

  • @yeeyee6565
    @yeeyee6565 7 років тому +41

    The little tiny slur in dans voice is what I live for

  • @sallypally7042
    @sallypally7042 7 років тому +153

    youtube parties seem lit

  • @enyasavory156
    @enyasavory156 7 років тому +22

    16 seconds in and dan already starts mumbling

  • @murkyblue2279
    @murkyblue2279 7 років тому +26

    Phil trying to hold Dan up though XD

    • @krise.85
      @krise.85 7 років тому

      Phangirl omg where?

    • @murkyblue2279
      @murkyblue2279 7 років тому +1

      Around 2:43 but it appears he stops once he notices the camera is on them.

    • @mikaylarasnick
      @mikaylarasnick 7 років тому +2

      awh yeah dan was preeeety tipsy

  • @lillyguzman85
    @lillyguzman85 7 років тому +30

    I love how at the end of the video Dan and Phil are so close to eachother

  • @donthecon4803
    @donthecon4803 7 років тому +45

    I told you time and time again , I'm not as think as you drunk I am

  • @xioclari
    @xioclari 7 років тому +169

    drunk joey doesn't understand anything.
    drunk dan doesn't know how to say, "out of ten."
    (i'm currently .1% sober.)

  • @mreowmo
    @mreowmo 7 років тому +20

    it's weird seeing phil drinking

  • @vee5663
    @vee5663 7 років тому +6

    I love how Dan slurs his words when he's drunk but it's like adorable slurring I love him oml

  • @Eszter135
    @Eszter135 7 років тому +17

    'You're posessed by Satan' the pot calling the kettle black, Dan

  • @quinty9246
    @quinty9246 7 років тому +34

    It looks like when Dan is drunk, he is less awkward and more social.
    Whut?

    • @lovebotcalum
      @lovebotcalum 5 років тому

      a lot of people are like that. i’d probably be like that too.

  • @tr-wf6ub
    @tr-wf6ub 7 років тому +34

    "you're possessed by Satan"

    • @luckypeople8461
      @luckypeople8461 6 років тому

      cheese wiz the finn pfp, the cheezwiz reference, we're best friends now

  • @vivianpaige350
    @vivianpaige350 7 років тому +12

    When he asked joey to rate his night... you could just hear the drunkenness

  • @mi-nie
    @mi-nie 7 років тому +25

    "DanIsNotOnFire"

  • @Lisallamaa
    @Lisallamaa 7 років тому +6

    I love how you can just recognize Dan's laugh from a mile away haha

  • @ellepoynton935
    @ellepoynton935 7 років тому +19

    Dan mumbles so much when he's drunk lmao

  • @kalsarchive7853
    @kalsarchive7853 7 років тому +14

    Dan being inaudible is my aesthetic

  • @kingofallthewildthings8977
    @kingofallthewildthings8977 7 років тому +10

    daniel is too drunk to follow the queen

  • @galinav.k.6517
    @galinav.k.6517 7 років тому +13

    the slight slur in dans voice in the last clip gave me back my will to live

  • @trailblazer_98
    @trailblazer_98 7 років тому +19

    "Is it going to turn into a chicken or something?" got to love Connor

  • @selinucar1615
    @selinucar1615 7 років тому +8

    joey: " i don't understand!! "
    dan: " you are possessed by satan "
    me: wow

  • @liv27.
    @liv27. 7 років тому +10

    I love Dan! "You're possessed by Satan!"

  • @jamie5792
    @jamie5792 7 років тому +14

    1:30
    'you're possessed by Satan'
    same

  • @jennymarty7376
    @jennymarty7376 7 років тому +10

    jesus when i met alfie he was absolutely giant. Dan is tall af omg

  • @t.rebelclef2883
    @t.rebelclef2883 7 років тому +13

    OMG DAN IS OUTSIDE SOCIALISING WITH OTHER HUMANS

  • @staylushmsp1547
    @staylushmsp1547 7 років тому +12

    "YOURE POSSESSED BY SATAN"

  • @dansworriedface2622
    @dansworriedface2622 7 років тому +3

    drunk Daniel is the cutest Daniel tbh he seems so fun too be around :3

  • @talkfastclifford4381
    @talkfastclifford4381 7 років тому +10

    Drunk dan is my new religion

  • @elouiseburrows6377
    @elouiseburrows6377 7 років тому +9

    I don't think ever screamed as loud as I did when Collins turned up doing magic

  • @BABY-dc3xb
    @BABY-dc3xb 7 років тому +6

    Everyone else: Show us how to do the magic :D
    Dan: *YOU ARE POSSESSED BY s a t a n*

  • @holly8428
    @holly8428 7 років тому +24

    I love Dan enough but drunk Dan... omfggg and his little slur in his voice.

  • @StudioClarissaCorrea
    @StudioClarissaCorrea 7 років тому +7

    i swear phil was hugging dan when the he noticed the camera went on them

    • @vic-mu6rl
      @vic-mu6rl 6 років тому

      no lmao he was holding Dan up cause he would fall

  • @ilianabugg324
    @ilianabugg324 Місяць тому +1

    Phil being also tipsy and trying to hold a sloshed Dan up is so cute to me

  • @atlastgames
    @atlastgames 7 років тому +1

    Joey's little "I don;t understand..." killed me awww XD

  • @tmv611
    @tmv611 7 років тому +4

    if i didn't love dan enough this pushed me over the love cliff into a deep abyss of feelings and i can't swim

  • @Sarahkoruya
    @Sarahkoruya 7 років тому +31

    Am I the only one who would love to get drunk with Dan?...yes...? Okay...

  • @ilovevegetaandrecca
    @ilovevegetaandrecca 7 років тому +3

    2:15
    - In the background -
    Dan: "you're possessed by SATAN"
    EVEN WHEN YOU'RE OUT DAN LMAO

  • @Petal2604
    @Petal2604 7 років тому +15

    0:56 dan's face

  • @kelseyhendershot8645
    @kelseyhendershot8645 7 років тому +4

    1:55
    Connor: NOPE!

  • @millie5532
    @millie5532 7 років тому +6

    "You're possessed by Satan!" 😂 oh dear Daniel

  • @numetalkitty
    @numetalkitty 5 років тому +2

    Dan literally sees cars trick and just says “you’re possessed by satan” like me too Daniel, me toooooo

  • @allaboutyuzu
    @allaboutyuzu 7 років тому +5

    "he's possessed by SATAN" drunk dan everybody

  • @Sketcha_Line
    @Sketcha_Line 5 років тому +4

    since Dan was drunk, the card trick must of been like fucking finding the meaning of life

  • @chlsey3372
    @chlsey3372 7 років тому +14

    67 People turned their phones/electronics upside down and saw another like button and pressed it.

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 років тому

      Doot Howell Oml XD

  • @LonelyWonderingWanderer
    @LonelyWonderingWanderer 6 років тому +1

    I love how close dan and phil stand to eachother😍😍😍😍

  • @im6871
    @im6871 5 років тому +1

    “Is it gonna turn into a chicken or something” god I love Connor

  • @rebeccahawkes6498
    @rebeccahawkes6498 7 років тому +7

    ways to impress your drunk friends

  • @klausseyeliner691
    @klausseyeliner691 7 років тому +6

    collins key, danisnotonfire, amazingphil and joey graceffa, OH MY GOSH

  • @charliecarrouth1626
    @charliecarrouth1626 7 років тому +3

    his speech was so slurred when he said "out of 10" lol

  • @tylherandari
    @tylherandari 7 років тому +3

    2:23 joey: i dont understand?
    Same joey same

  • @devingibbs1317
    @devingibbs1317 7 років тому +8

    compared to Alfie and Dan, Joey sounds like a high school girl and I love him

  • @graceanimates3884
    @graceanimates3884 7 років тому +6

    such drunk very Daniel wow

  • @-svintpvtrick6333
    @-svintpvtrick6333 7 років тому +2

    danny is so wasted it's adorable

  • @alexus646
    @alexus646 7 років тому

    I love how you can see phases of drunk that he goes through...first he just walks around smiling and being happy about everything, then just dies of laughter over every little thing, then he's just like "what's going on, Phil? I wanna go home"

  • @infiresphan
    @infiresphan 6 років тому +5

    I KNOW I HAVE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUTCH DAN AND PHIL WHEN I GAINED THEIR ACCENT WHEN I AM FROM LOUISIANA AND HAVE A SOUTHERN ACCENT

  • @blehhism
    @blehhism 7 років тому +4

    "YOU'RE POSSESSED BY SATAN"

  • @graceprice9415
    @graceprice9415 7 років тому +1

    drunk daniel is one of my favourite daniels

  • @sarahjanehall6158
    @sarahjanehall6158 7 років тому +1

    I love how at one point Dan says " Joeyyy, Joey he's possessed by Satan"

  • @juse760
    @juse760 5 років тому +3

    PHIL LOOKS SO LOST WHAT A CUTIE

  • @kbennett7676
    @kbennett7676 7 років тому +3

    2:09 joey: I don't understand
    me

  • @clairesmith183
    @clairesmith183 7 років тому

    I love this so much there are so many of my ppl all together interacting