"I've been sitting in this bedroom for 48 hours waiting for 30,000 emails from teens who are trying to troll me. Do I look like I can help you make friends?"
If it were a spirit or some sort of Bourbon then he might have but with wine, no. Wine isn't a strong alcohol unless taken in multiple doses (a bottle isn't very large) or taken all at once.
I walked in on my parents making my little sister. Little do they know the horror. Of me finding out that THAT was going on. I remember asking "What are you doing?" "We are hugging. A special way you do when you love someone. A lot. Go to bed." "Can I join?" GOD WHY WOULD I ASK THAT. I ASKED IF I COULD HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY PARENTS. WTF.
The 2nd email "I'm in love with someone that doesn't know I exist"...you said sit in a tree outside his house...but Billie Joe Armstrong lives in Oakland, California and I'm in Brighton, England!!
Why has no one realized that the auto-generated captions on Dan's videos are practically the BEST out of all the youtubers GOOD JOB PRONOUNCING WORDS DAN
Dan has said himself that he is articulate, so it's not that surprising that the program would have an easier time trying to figure out what he's saying.
elle ofhearts cause he realizes she is indirectly saying that he didn't kiss well but should kiss like that... it's an exaggeration for humor that he would suddenly start crying.
It's weird to think that a lot of the people who were teenagers asking questions then are in their mid-late 20s now. I wonder if they actually took Dan's advice
watching this again, in 2019, as an adult, and finally being able to understand how gorgeous that wine is that Dan is drinking. 10/10 would also drink the whole bottle too
there's this boy that I like and he is stop nice he asked if he can carry me give me piggyback rides and he is really strong. does this mean he likes me
Imagining them pooping isn't going to do shit for me. I will either find that extremely attractive (WTF is wrong with me, gah.), or I will be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically and choking on air. My life is screwed.
The last vid could so easily have been my son and I - except we'd both rather sit down and drink endless cups of tea or coffee while talking with him. And I'd be happy to sit back and listen to Dan talking with my son. We do bond over our admiration of Dan, though.
i died of laughter whilst thinking about Alex Gaskarth pooping and then Vic Fuentes but hes saying oh sweet holy mama and hes eating and on tumblr help me what is my life
I'm sitting here eating a party size bag of Cheetos by myself and binge watching these Internet Support Group videos before I go see Dan on tour in November, what a time to be alive
He can drink an entire bottle of wine and still be more civilized than me sober. Congrats!
I think it was grape juice.
+Anna Kowalczyk No, it was wine.
+Anna Kowalczyk haha grape juice
I not sure, but I think I was Ribena!
To me it looks 'too purple' (?) to be wine. He probably just put grape juice in an empty wine bottle. :)
I couldn't stop staring at the totoro holding the dollar...
IKR
I now right
same
SAME LOL
I THOUGHT I WAS THE INLY ONE
"I've been sitting in this bedroom for 48 hours waiting for 30,000 emails from teens who are trying to troll me. Do I look like I can help you make friends?"
NerdyLeighAnne I died
YES
NerdyLeighAnne yEs YoU dO dAnYuL
YES YES IT DOES DAN
My problems
#1: Being born.
Noooooo!!! Don't say that! You're perfect 😘😘😘😘
+floortje scherpenisse
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE I CANNOT EVEN
THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM FOREVER
+floortje scherpenisse OMG awesome profile pic
Your profile pic is what i have in my nightmares. XD
Profile pic- Attack on Titan too much?
'Do I look like I can help you make friends?' 😂😂😂
+Dreaming AJ LOL
It's funny cuz there are millions of people who want to be his friend
that part xDD
OMG that part was hilarious.. Do I look like I can help u make friends.
DARA
"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life
so many mistakes 🤦♀️"
What a fabulous start to the video 😂
LameEdits lol I read that when he was saying it😂 (I know this is one year later don’t judge😂)
Dalal mentioned MCR in her mail.
This video was uploaded in 2012.
She didn't know.
mcrying
FUCK
+Julia h more like MCRAFTING
*cries internally*
Emo Girl *cries externally*
Anyone having a 'Let's watch all of Dan's video's' moment?
yup
me :v
Me.
Me. (•w•) /
Lauraaah yeppers
Me: *eating my Nutella off a spoon*
Dan: Imagine them pooping.
Me: *almost spits Nutella everywhere*
Monica Johnston Bless your soul
Monica Johnston RIP
DANNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
OMG I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE EATING NUTELLA AT THIS POINT!?
Nope but I didn't eat anymore after that.TARDIS time and relative dimension in space
"Dan, I really like this boy"
Dan:*drinks half a bottle of wine*
Hope , this hits different
Probably because he’s had familiar feelings
Dan: *reads question* Yup no.
Dan: *gets wine* 🍷*chugs*
Me: someones done with life
Is it me? Oh, wait, you meant Dan.
Why is there an American dollar in the Totoro's hand 😂
Why wouldn't there be
+Andra Rose good point 😂
That was the first thing I noticed. I'm glad I'm not alone.
Totoro gotta get the money😂
Because Totoro needs to pay his student loans.
*plays g note*
*entire fandom crashes down*
WHEN I WAS
+Meagan Wood A YOUNG BOY
+megisnotcool MY FATHER
+Emo Iguana TOOK ME INTO
THE CITY
It scares me that the people that were 12 in this video are now 17...
Jen? SAME ACK
18 now...
I’m 12 and idk why but this actually scares me...
19 now
They’d be 19 now
I love you phamily, but sometimes, you scare me.
Birdy Queen Ikr
Birdy Queen same
Birdy Queen same
Jen? Same
Birdy Queen I want to like but it has 69 likes
Dan downed that bottle of wine very quickly o.O
Ikr.. o.o
o.o
And he got a half mustache from the glass he was drinking from so his upper lip slightly looks like :3 and I just cant
I think it was DESPRESSO
o_O
Coming back to this cus the 7th one is on now
Me too😂
Same
Same
SAME
Same
"The world is full of dicks" - Dan Howell
well you can't deny him can you
Daniel* lol eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I want Dan to be my therapist
actually same
Lady zone? more like.... Lady door
Riolfie Wolfie I WAS THINKING THAT
Same
@Kristina SMT oh... you dont know?
😂😂
HAHAHA throwback
Who else is on a internet support group marathon?
Stay for the peel porn Pls
Me!!!
me
Hi
Heyo...
Stay for the peel porn Pls meee
the fifth one though!
"Do I look like I can help you make friends?"
6:07 dAN I WILL NEVER BE GOD DAMN SATISFIED
(that would have been so much funnier if i could figure out how to change my account name to angelica schuyler woundnt itve)
Omg 😂😂 you coulda made another youtube and made your name angelica Schuyler 😂😂
*crashes through door* did somebody mention hAMILTON
god I hope you're satisfieddddd
never gonna be president now
never gonna be president now
GUYS IM LITERALLY WEARING A HAMILTON SHIRT
* imagines Josh Dun pooping * yeah nope I'm still in love
Lol same
same XD
okay ME
Same
I DID THE SAME THING 😂
I just imagined so many people pooping.
Thanks, Dan.
+Allie Snyder true
+Thezaza400 IKR
I JUIST GOT AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD
AND I CANT GET IT OUT
AND ITS OF
ANDY
FUCKING
BIERSACK
POOPING
GOD DAMMIT DAN
(Imagined 5sos pooping)
*nods*
Yep. Still hot
+Thezaza400 I imagined... wait for it Patrick Stump pooping..... thx Dan -_-
I JUST CLICKED ON THIS COMMENT AGAIN AND GOT THE SAME IMAGE
I MEAN HES STILL HOT
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DAN
NDHDJWJJDJW
How did dan not get drunk he drank the whole bottle of wine 😂
Hes so hardcore hahah
Haha true
***** Haha yea
If it were a spirit or some sort of Bourbon then he might have but with wine, no. Wine isn't a strong alcohol unless taken in multiple doses (a bottle isn't very large) or taken all at once.
Yeah It was a very small bottle haha
I walked in on my parents making my little sister.
Little do they know the horror. Of me finding out that THAT was going on.
I remember asking "What are you doing?"
"We are hugging. A special way you do when you love someone. A lot. Go to bed."
"Can I join?" GOD WHY WOULD I ASK THAT.
I ASKED IF I COULD HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY PARENTS.
WTF.
omg.
Umm, how young were you? AND WHAT KIND OF PARENTS SAY "it's a special hug"
I LAIGHED WAY TO MUCH
Alexis and Krys OMG try erasing that from your memory. (You shall cringe forever) XD
OMG omg 😂😂😂
0:53 "Stalk him until he loves you"
It's Friday, what better thing to do than have a DANATHON!!! :D
Omg same
Same! Three weeks of danathons
Same lol
same
same
When he said "Imagine them pooping" I did, Andy Biersack would still look flawless. He probably shits rainbows and glitter. Lets be honest.
I love you
C Jones yes he would...honestly BVB is da sexiest band in the world in my opinion
Sorry no offence but why is everyone obsessed with Andy Biersack? I hadn't heard of him a few months ago and now everyone is talking about him????
research his name on google images and you will see why
yay
99% of my teachers hated me and just acted like they liked me.
Yep. This comment sums up my life.
I'm binging on cereal and Dans videos!
Same but I don't have cereal because it is currently 2:18 AM and I don't want to get up
+Crybaby! at the blue neighborhood Same lmfao
LITERALLY ME TOO WTF
Phil is that you?
LOL
if I've learned anything from watching Dan's videos, it's that someone, somewhere, is into that.
turned out nobody was into my keyboard...
Watching the whole 'Internet Support Group' series to make me feel better. Anyone else?
Yup me!
yAS
ParamoreLover19 yep yay!...?
Whoa, how did this get over 110 likes? :D ty!
ParamoreLover19 Yep...
The 2nd email "I'm in love with someone that doesn't know I exist"...you said sit in a tree outside his house...but Billie Joe Armstrong lives in Oakland, California and I'm in Brighton, England!!
+katie vargo I love him SOO much too!!!!!! Haha we can be sad together :(
+Skeleton Killjoy My Chemical Romance :) (your name)
+Skeleton Killjoy Haha no problem. It's not hard to spot when you absolute love em! xD
I live like 20 mins away from oakland
Tord/ Red Leader doesn't exist D,':
Who's all binge watching cause TATINOF was so good?
me
yep
uncle dan's phone support line
me
The amazing what is not on fire?
Why has no one realized that the auto-generated captions on Dan's videos are practically the BEST out of all the youtubers
GOOD JOB PRONOUNCING WORDS DAN
It also tries to caption the music that goes 'doo doo doo doo' and says "dunes"
Dan has said himself that he is articulate, so it's not that surprising that the program would have an easier time trying to figure out what he's saying.
+Greek Turkey There is no "THE" British accent. There are more like 90 different ones. Has Game of Thrones taught you people nothing?
Greek Turkey Yew knuhhh nuthhin Juhn Snuhhh.
at 0:23 it literally read "asking people to send me their problems and now I'm hungry" wtf
3:41 hurts me in a brand new, 139492x more intense way right now.
who else kept pausing the video to read the "high school musical" story email?
me
I just read the whole thing. #no ragrets
Me
Me
me...
Dan is there a tree outside your window?
The real questions in life.
the world needs to know
Musicals Animated right
That’s what I thought too 😂
Please👏 tell👏 me👏 there👏 is
this is definitely one of my favorite series
I see you in the comments of every PewDiePie video :)
+Lazy Pugz well, i'm definitely a fan xD
+The Duckling your profile pic is life
hello again duckling
NOTICE ME SENPAI. THE DUCKLING I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE BUT IF I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE, THAT MEANS IM EVERYWHERE, RIGHT?
Yo now I'm older than Dan is in this video and this still holds tf up lmao what a serotonin boost revisiting this
5:35 that made me sad :(( it harshly jabs alternatively now that Dan made his new video.
3:41 this hits different knowing what he went through in school
3:42 hits different doesn’t it
Imagining Brendon Urie pooping...yeah that's interesting...
Omfg
Hahahaha omfg that's what went through my mind exactly 😂😂😂
Is it sad that I instantly thought of one of his vines?
Oh no why he was so cute I mean look at the girls girls boys video OMFG
THAT WAS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT. and then his vine popped in my head 😂
WAIT LIANA IS MY COSUIN
Mara The Nekojin! Wait... an OHIAN??? (If that’s how you spell it)
Your a horrible cousin 😂
Yeah sure lmao
Birth of one of the most iconic internet series ever.
Dan: There's my crotch. Are you happy now?
Me: yep
Dan: is it better if I do a bit of wiggling?
Me: uh huh
Dan: Are you satisfied?
Me: yes sir
Olivia N. AGAIN, OLIVIA. AGAIN!?!?
Olivia N. Oh I understand now. That was the end of the video xD
AM I JIGGLING ENOUGH FOR YOU
YES
I really miss his endscreen dance, does anyone know why he stopped?
+alissa jewett people fangirled and died... too much...
I always see comments like "I decided to have a Dan and Phil marathon today!!!" And I'm like my entire life is a Dan and Phil marathon
"and if he suddenly breaks into tears then you know he's gotten the message" Oh my gosh hahahaha.... that's actually a pretty good idea.
nice lol
I don't get it. Why would he suddenly start crying?
elle ofhearts cause he realizes she is indirectly saying that he didn't kiss well but should kiss like that... it's an exaggeration for humor that he would suddenly start crying.
Oooooooooh thanks for the clarification. I've never been kissed or have kissed before so I wouldn't know but now I do. Thanks
Oooooooooh thanks for the clarification. I've never been kissed or have kissed before so I wouldn't know but now I do. Thanks
Quarantine brought me back here
I'm not complaining
If the girl is afraid to eat chocolate because it looks like poop, why doesn't she just eat white chocolate instead? MIND BLOWN!!!
Because white chocolate is the most disgusting thing known to mankind.
Chloe Bloomquist this is the truth, it tastes like a dirty diaper
Mia Gall Chloe Bloomquist brianna elms white chocolate sucks hahaha
I love white chocolate. :3
Were your taste buds abandoned at birth? White chocolate is way too sweet; dark chocolate is the best!
It's weird to think that a lot of the people who were teenagers asking questions then are in their mid-late 20s now. I wonder if they actually took Dan's advice
i was just thinking the same thing
@@Ducky1033 same but it feels less/more weird knowing we were around the same age watching these too and came back to them now
phil/28/London
I'm in love with my best friend and I'm not sure if he feels the same way...
Comment stealer
honestly
+Katy Thomson 29* hehe
AWWW THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!
+Katy Thomson Uhhh... Are you Phill or Katy?
I BEGAN THIS SERIES i am SO proud
vicky moran go fuck yourself
opmd G FUFkc off
no one cares about you
i am the godfather
Did you give the keyboard eBay like Dan said
um once you enter the mcr fandom YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
indeed
+Kemerh18 Is that Patrick and Pete in your profile picture? :0
+Nirvana Climo IT IS. IVE SEEN THAT PICTURE. IT. IS.
NEVER
True
Dan: *reads* Dear Dan, I really like this boy- right, okay. *gets wine*
Now we know how Dan answers our questions.
10 years ago…. 10 bloody years ago🫣
no
Also.......even if they're pooping...we're fangirls.........this will not work
Imagine them having diarrhea? :D
Still fangirls ;D
Madeline Vlam Imagine doing 2 girls 1 cup (or 1 guy 1 girl 1 cup or something like that XD)
What's that?
Ekaterina Luzhbina EEUUHH OH GOD EW EW EW EW STOP
watching this again, in 2019, as an adult, and finally being able to understand how gorgeous that wine is that Dan is drinking. 10/10 would also drink the whole bottle too
3:55 hits different after knowing what Dan's been though
3:55 holy shiza
I’m being bullied at school by a bunch of d bags and that speech ACTUALLY really helped, thanks Dan
XD Did he seriously down a whole bottle of wine due to those messages?! Damn....
Answering questions from an Internet Support Group while drinking a whole bottle of wine.. *good job* Dan! :D
I hate to say it but... 3:42 hits different, i wanna go craft now
understand? I think you mean undersDANd..
Wow
brb emailing dan
Fuck off. Go away. leAVE THE INTERNET AND NEVER COME BACK
Get out
lol 69th like
why is Totoro holding a dollar bill?
because he can
What Geeky MackyVK said
Don't question
Craft.
I sas that to and I was so confused
Saw*
these teenagers are adults now
there's this boy that I like and he is stop nice he asked if he can carry me give me piggyback rides and he is really strong.
does this mean he likes me
Yes.
Hell yeah
aww that's so sweet, yep! Be super nice to him!
He might want to be your freind. Consider that.
+Em Berk I'm not going to say
Just realized that I am about the same age now as Dan was in this video... and I also watched it when he posted it in 2012. That's trippy.
and thus was the start of something beautiful
On an internet support group binge 🤦🏻♀️😂
Same😭
im watching these backwards and dan is BABY
3:40
Watching after Dan’s video is actually making me sad.
Imagining them pooping isn't going to do shit for me. I will either find that extremely attractive (WTF is wrong with me, gah.), or I will be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically and choking on air. My life is screwed.
lol
Am I the only one that freaked out because dalal (2:01) forgot the ! in P!ATD?
Samee
lmao same omfg
WTF IS PATD :(
Lol SORRY
i want to cry i was so happy when this first came out and now 10 years later im just sad
The last vid could so easily have been my son and I - except we'd both rather sit down and drink endless cups of tea or coffee while talking with him. And I'd be happy to sit back and listen to Dan talking with my son.
We do bond over our admiration of Dan, though.
i died of laughter whilst thinking about Alex Gaskarth pooping and then Vic Fuentes but hes saying oh sweet holy mama and hes eating and on tumblr help me what is my life
This is perfect
oh my god yes
my gosh cx
OMG YESSSS CX
Yep. XD
3:40 hits different
3:45 ...this hits different
anyone else rewatching dan n phil videos rn to avoid the current state of the world cause they remind u of a happier, simpler time
Yep
Yep
That's literally exactly what I'm doing right now. And have been doing for the past two months.
hits different during the 5th month of quarantine
I'm sitting here eating a party size bag of Cheetos by myself and binge watching these Internet Support Group videos before I go see Dan on tour in November, what a time to be alive
How was the tour?
You had a crush on your drama teacher Dan
revisiting core memories
Any one having a danothon?
7 more till I've watched all of them then for phils!
Lindsey Startz i have finished!
Been havin one since 12:37am it's now 5:56am shit
+ellie chandler IT'S 6:35 NOW AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING SINCE 2:50. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
I think Wow!
Dan drinking a mega pint of wine
My problem? Dan and Phil are killing me.
i really dont like the fact that everyone who emailed him is like 8 years older now
I first watched this 8 years ago oh god...
oh my god
Okay but did anyone noticed that Dan only passes a brief image of the emails he received except for Stephen / 22 / Dublin?
*That hits different*
BRENDON URIE POOPING AND SOMEONE WALKS IN ON HIM
"HAVENT YOU EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR"
Your the best
That's hilarious 😂😂
+Lara Mae I died laughing at that. XD
After seeing Dan's Depression video, I am so proud of him for helping others when he was going so much himself when he was younger. < 3
2017 and i'm still here
Lady zone? More like Lady Door
I'm sorry I'll leave....
It's 2020 and i'm doing an internet support group marathon bec im sad
I literally was recommended this video after 7 years lolol 😂 I mean, I ain't compaining, I miss Daniel
Why is Totoro holding an American dollar?
cuz America
That's all I kept thinking about 😂😂
+Ashlin why not
+Ashlin it's a PROTIP
PROTIP
3:57 This hits different now