Dan's DRUNK liveshow ~September 18, 2012~

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  • @paulasalazar2093
    @paulasalazar2093 7 років тому +4065

    "slightly intoxicated"
    "not gay"
    "me and phil are individuals"

    • @hannah._.1592
      @hannah._.1592 7 років тому +24

      im-

    • @esleeeq
      @esleeeq 7 років тому +202

      Paula Salazar
      "What would happen if we did go further apart"
      "I think the universe would rip in half"

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal 7 років тому +66

      +esleee I love character development

    • @esleeeq
      @esleeeq 7 років тому +16

      Ileana it's the best

    • @poggkimpan
      @poggkimpan 7 років тому +78

      Paula Salazar the definition of 2012 Dan tbh

  • @lunaelizabeth2939
    @lunaelizabeth2939 8 років тому +4058

    I have a strong feeling that he's drunker than he said he was . Freaking adorable as hell though

    • @azzierulz
      @azzierulz 8 років тому +78

      IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM

    • @erikalmao1914
      @erikalmao1914 8 років тому +27

      i know right, liKE HIS GIGGLE IN THE BEGINNING

    • @daniellematerbeck8723
      @daniellematerbeck8723 8 років тому +7

      I didn't know that he and Phil dancing to gangdam style was in this live show until now

    • @Nessainthebuilding
      @Nessainthebuilding 8 років тому +1

      Same. I've seen it a lot in compilations before hand.

    • @Lizzygotstyle
      @Lizzygotstyle 8 років тому +3

      I'm not as think as you drunk I am

  • @YouRemindMeOfTheBabe153
    @YouRemindMeOfTheBabe153 7 років тому +1879

    When I forget that Dan and Phil are adults and drink...

    • @unicornmagic8610
      @unicornmagic8610 5 років тому +20

      Jenna Schwartz because definitely only adults drink hah

    • @annag1740
      @annag1740 4 роки тому +6

      For some reason I can't wrap my head around the fact around that they Drink and get drunk idk they just seem so innocent (even though Dan swears like crazy and phil makes 'accidental' innuendos, they still seem innocent)

  • @gingerbreadducks4508
    @gingerbreadducks4508 8 років тому +2694

    You can tell he's drunk because he said he liked going to the gym. 😂

    • @evangellatrinity7442
      @evangellatrinity7442 8 років тому +136

      OH MY GOSH SOMEBODY SAID IT! Dude basically spends every January establishing how much he hates the gym, and then one evening of 'srs bizzness' ruins all his hard work. :3
      Drunk Dan is adorable, though. ^.^

    • @gabriellatafoya5394
      @gabriellatafoya5394 7 років тому +57

      Lmao 😂🤣. HAHAHA. Yep, that's when you can tell when he is out of his right mind!

    • @thundercloud8800
      @thundercloud8800 7 років тому +7

      he must've been, like, a 12

  • @meganbowyer3843
    @meganbowyer3843 7 років тому +1721

    'are you gay?'
    sober dan 'no'
    tipsy dan 'find me the right guy'

    • @sed2437
      @sed2437 5 років тому +152

      well this comment is very relevant now lol yay i'm so proud of dan

    • @hoodiesartandtea
      @hoodiesartandtea 5 років тому +26

      @@sed2437 hell yeah!

    • @Lia-pr3fd
      @Lia-pr3fd 5 років тому +88

      2019 dan: ‘yes’

    • @malfoyish5110
      @malfoyish5110 5 років тому +12

      ongngmgmg

    • @natex.x1955
      @natex.x1955 5 років тому +41

      did tipsy dan film basically i'm gay

  • @bojana6801
    @bojana6801 7 років тому +3207

    Sober Dan
    "No, I'm not gay"
    Tipsy Dan
    "fIND ME THE RIGHT GUY"

    • @Kermitdie69
      @Kermitdie69 6 років тому +27

      margo what is drunk Dan???

    • @RamenRP
      @RamenRP 6 років тому +82

      I belive that tipsy or dunk words are sober thoughts

    • @user-pe8uk4mi8y
      @user-pe8uk4mi8y 6 років тому +7

      WHO SPEAKS THE TRUTH

    • @takendruid
      @takendruid 6 років тому +34

      There's one more type of drunk that dan forgot... HONEST DRUNK! XD

    • @LauraCraycraft
      @LauraCraycraft 5 років тому +4

      He was saying that in a pejorative way sadly

  • @avabrown8253
    @avabrown8253 8 років тому +911

    "Slightly intoxicated" sure dan, sure

    • @lkawaii7847
      @lkawaii7847 8 років тому +79

      'Slightly'

    • @kyar2966
      @kyar2966 7 років тому +5

      Is that Ava ya and right after that he said 1 away from puking so my slightly is very different then his but idk

    • @alexisgonzales5280
      @alexisgonzales5280 7 років тому +1

      Adoringly Ava
      -slightly- intoxicated

  • @lizpokorny9486
    @lizpokorny9486 7 років тому +1730

    "Find me the right guy"
    Me: throws Phil at dan

    • @redlightning9363
      @redlightning9363 6 років тому +10

      PinkMsp same

    • @bea3421
      @bea3421 6 років тому +11

      SAME

    • @dayspast3057
      @dayspast3057 6 років тому +3

      Sister Liz ahhhhhhhhhh

    • @oceandunn6990
      @oceandunn6990 6 років тому +5

      Sister Liz Exactly what I thought

    • @takendruid
      @takendruid 6 років тому +30

      every time someone has asked dan "are you gay?" he said no. In this video... someone asked him "are you sure you're not gay?" and he responds- DRUNK DAN RESPONDS WITH: "Find me the right guy! Who knows what might happen"
      the phandom: **looks at Phil**

  • @erinb
    @erinb 7 років тому +3839

    "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

  • @kaitlyndorio8632
    @kaitlyndorio8632 8 років тому +1204

    "find me the right guy and who knows what will happen

    • @hannah._.1592
      @hannah._.1592 7 років тому +98

      *drags Phil into room* who the HELL do you think this is Daniel?

    • @elizapotato4378
      @elizapotato4378 7 років тому +79

      Kaitlyn clifførd
      **drags Phil** WHO THE FUCK IS THIS THEN?! OH SHIT! WTF

    • @thisanewrari
      @thisanewrari 7 років тому +44

      Kaitlyn clifførd YOU LIVE WITH HIM FFS😂

    • @jordyn2442
      @jordyn2442 7 років тому +72

      Kaitlyn clifførd I think he's known the right guy for a while ;)

    • @kylieb2479
      @kylieb2479 7 років тому +30

      Kaitlyn clifford "Hey phil!"

  • @alexandra-kx1nq
    @alexandra-kx1nq 7 років тому +2956

    2012: phil is not my conjoined twin
    2016: I feel like the world would be cut in half if we were separated

    • @hannah._.1592
      @hannah._.1592 7 років тому +69

      The irony

    • @slaydaddy6057
      @slaydaddy6057 7 років тому +8

      allexxanndrra TRUE

    • @ohitwasharryy_5084
      @ohitwasharryy_5084 7 років тому +9

      i'll go home yes I was thikin that

    • @ailin2391
      @ailin2391 7 років тому +73

      water, it's important to stay hydrated 2017: Phil and I separate? What is that?

    • @draalien
      @draalien 7 років тому +8

      water, it's important to stay hydrated Oh my gosh your name is perfect.

  • @victorialeguizamon5699
    @victorialeguizamon5699 7 років тому +1757

    "can you see that , can you see my underwear"
    *pans camera to pants , pulls shirt up*

    • @lividender838
      @lividender838 6 років тому +63

      Victoria Leguizamon yep he was only a 4 or 5 on his drunk scale *sarcasm*

    • @dayspast3057
      @dayspast3057 6 років тому +98

      Dan ten seconds after pointing out and showing his underwear: "Did i do something interesting? Why is everyone taking screenshots?"

  • @sindersdraws4509
    @sindersdraws4509 8 років тому +1465

    i feel like he got drunker as the show went on

    • @DoraXiao
      @DoraXiao 8 років тому +31

      yep Drunk Dan is interesting

    • @odetteisforever
      @odetteisforever 8 років тому +7

      he probs just got tired :p

    • @amy-he2xm
      @amy-he2xm 8 років тому +17

      Drunk in love AHEM PHIL ahem😂

    • @EmilyMoran
      @EmilyMoran 8 років тому +2

      ikr

    • @colterbae
      @colterbae 7 років тому +2

      Same

  • @azzierulz
    @azzierulz 8 років тому +4113

    THIS IS MY AESTHETIC
    ALSO
    "Are you gay?" "Find me the right guy and who knows what'll happen?"
    AHHHHH
    pHIL IS RIGHT THERE

  • @Cyb3r_Nova
    @Cyb3r_Nova 7 років тому +1720

    I'm as useless as Dans belt

  • @JustAnotherFangirl67
    @JustAnotherFangirl67 8 років тому +1695

    Someone: are you gay
    Dan: find me the right guy and who knows what will happen
    Me: well you are living with the right guy so...

  • @ashtailor385
    @ashtailor385 8 років тому +1396

    He doesn't fit into the 5 kinds of drunk people. He's the adorable drunk 😇

  • @aerynrayne1335
    @aerynrayne1335 6 років тому +2801

    2012- Phil isn't my conjoined twin
    2017- Does the conjoined baking challenge

  • @jessephanqueer6015
    @jessephanqueer6015 7 років тому +914

    He was so much drunker than he said he was

    • @riodeloose3255
      @riodeloose3255 7 років тому +24

      Audrey Eaton i'm not that think if you drunk that.

    • @julieayala6237
      @julieayala6237 7 років тому +65

      im not as think as you drunk i am.

    • @maybeimkarma
      @maybeimkarma 7 років тому

      Julie Lopez OHCOHFOYFOFDITSURSURSURDYIFYCOUFOFOYFOYFOUBYESSSSSSSS

    • @daisy6545
      @daisy6545 6 років тому +7

      Yep I mean when he was young young young

    • @daisy6545
      @daisy6545 6 років тому +5

      Jesse PhanQueer let’s not forget the FinD ME tHe RIGht GUY

  • @elysiastevenson3869
    @elysiastevenson3869 7 років тому +1505

    Dan: "I'm like a 4 out of 10 on the drunk scale" Phil: "You came home and fell up the stairs .." xD

  • @alexwalsh541
    @alexwalsh541 7 років тому +495

    "You can see the Calvin Klein logo on my knicke- on my underwear"

    • @zowee7077
      @zowee7077 7 років тому +25

      Alex Walsh that's what I was thinking.

    • @Katie-zo2be
      @Katie-zo2be 4 роки тому +3

      Oh.
      I thought he nearly said nipple and I was confused

  • @chamomilecasey9455
    @chamomilecasey9455 8 років тому +2106

    Question: "Where's Phil?"
    Dan: "...We have our own individual lives..."
    4 years later
    Dan: *has a gaming channel with Phil*

    • @franm938
      @franm938 8 років тому +60

      2012!Dan: we have separate lives, y'know
      Dan now: here's the book we wrote TOGETHER. oh look, we're on tour TOGETHER! We are gonna have two original UA-camRed movies talking about US. Also yeah, the gaming channel we have made TOGETHER is now two years old!

    • @Emma-di3bc
      @Emma-di3bc 7 років тому +30

      CaseyMuffinCats dan now: We won a best vlogger award TOGETHER

    • @el-mn1jm
      @el-mn1jm 7 років тому +10

      i read this as he said it

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 7 років тому +52

      CaseyMuffinCats *2 books written by them* *tour performed by them both* *sung a song together*

    • @hannah._.1592
      @hannah._.1592 7 років тому +52

      Dan: says the universe would implode if they got farther apart

  • @datboiisnotonfire2270
    @datboiisnotonfire2270 9 років тому +1267

    "Are you sure you're not gay?"
    "Find me the right guy, who knows what moieght happen."

  • @melancholylps2249
    @melancholylps2249 7 років тому +668

    My self esteem is lower than dan howells jeans

    • @roscurro
      @roscurro 4 роки тому +3

      im as pointless as his belt

    • @annits
      @annits 4 роки тому

      mine is lower than ronnie radke's pants 😔 oh sorry, wrong fandom

  • @lianamark2484
    @lianamark2484 8 років тому +3520

    2012 Dan: " Phil isn't my conjoined twin, we both have individual UA-cam channels and individual lives"
    2016 Dan: " me and Phil, me and Phil, me and Phil.."

  • @mandaryanne815
    @mandaryanne815 7 років тому +917

    "individual UA-cam channels and individual lives"-dan vs "I spent most of 2016 with another person"-phil

    • @emmabrooke7585
      @emmabrooke7585 7 років тому +72

      and don't forget "if we were to move any further from each other the universe would split in half" -dan

    • @paigethepigeon9602
      @paigethepigeon9602 7 років тому +5

      emmaisnotoriginal wait when did he say those PLZ tell me

    • @jordyn2442
      @jordyn2442 7 років тому +35

      Paige the Pigeon Dan said "if we were to move any farther apart the universe would split in half" at the Boncas 2016

    • @kachesscrime9110
      @kachesscrime9110 6 років тому +1

      He hasn't uploaded anything on his channel for more than a month haha "inviduals channels"

  • @Pickledcucumbers647
    @Pickledcucumbers647 6 років тому +738

    THEN
    Dan: Phil and I are not conjoined twins
    NOW
    Dan: *does conjoined twin video with Phil*

    • @A-_-A.
      @A-_-A. 6 років тому

      Jessica wait when?

    • @jadedwizard823
      @jadedwizard823 5 років тому +5

      2019
      Dan: I’m queer
      Phil: gay (literally leaves closet)

    • @ryleyneedsalife3442
      @ryleyneedsalife3442 5 років тому

      Jessica
      NOW
      Dan talking about Phil - ‘we were more than just friends’ ‘actually soulmates’

  • @kimberlyl.543
    @kimberlyl.543 7 років тому +408

    "that's because i'm asian phil, we've talked about this"

  • @margothorsteinson3372
    @margothorsteinson3372 7 років тому +499

    2012: "Phil isn't my conjoined twin, we have separate UA-cam channels"
    2016: "best vlogger goes to Dan and Phil"

  • @juliacrisan99
    @juliacrisan99 7 років тому +760

    "Are you sure you're not gay"
    "Fine me the right guy who knows what might happen"
    AHHHHH

    • @Chloe-fm9oi
      @Chloe-fm9oi 6 років тому +3

      Julia Crisan
      WHEN

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 6 років тому +25

      Drunk Dan reveals too much.

    • @alysonnguyen7592
      @alysonnguyen7592 6 років тому +7

      L *INHALE* AHHHHH AHHH AHHHHH *INHALE* IM NOT OKAYY

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 6 років тому +9

      *_(I promise)_*

    • @takendruid
      @takendruid 6 років тому +29

      every time someone has asked dan "are you gay?" he said no. In this video... someone asked him "are you sure you're not gay?" and he responds- DRUNK DAN RESPONDS WITH: "Find me the right guy! Who knows what might happen"
      the phandom: **looks at Phil**

  • @Sam-qv8dq
    @Sam-qv8dq 7 років тому +527

    3 years later and he's still talking about his escalator scar

  • @paigebennett1111
    @paigebennett1111 7 років тому +914

    "not conjoined twins"
    --four years later--
    *has gaming channel together*
    *wrote TWO books together*
    *has tour together*
    *Dan AND Phil won best vlogger (not vloggerS, vlogger)*
    *Phil wins creator of the year, CALLS DAN ON STAGE TO ACCEPT IT WITH HIM *
    *said themselves that if they stepped over a meter apart, THE UNIVERSE WOULD RIP IN HALF*
    "not conjoined twins"

    • @lucyrowe8749
      @lucyrowe8749 6 років тому +40

      Literally made a baking video when they were conjoined 😂

    • @noafrimer3725
      @noafrimer3725 5 років тому +13

      Went on aNoTher tOuR

    • @jensatori8110
      @jensatori8110 5 років тому +8

      Sis check the new video

    • @fredzys1795
      @fredzys1795 5 років тому +13

      6 years later:
      *Came out as gay. Said Phil is his soulmate (/boyfriend). I going to London pride.*

    • @ceejyweezy
      @ceejyweezy 5 років тому +3

      @@fredzys1795 lol i was gonna say that

  • @mariarosadussler7897
    @mariarosadussler7897 8 років тому +525

    I TOLD MYSELF "ONE MORE UA-cam VIDEO!" AAAAAAAARGH I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF WORK TO DO HALP

    • @123ilovevampires
      @123ilovevampires 8 років тому +12

      I have to read the first sixty pages of my psychology text book. Omg my professor is gonna kill me

    • @empty912
      @empty912 7 років тому +3

      Maria Dussler I have a math test tomorrow. This is how I spend my time.

    • @lilyashenden8361
      @lilyashenden8361 7 років тому +3

      I have four months worth of a long-term project to do, and our teacher has given us half an hour to work on it. I'm "listening to music" as I "work."
      Why

    • @kadiegames3632
      @kadiegames3632 7 років тому

      Maria Dussler sameee

    • @alyssathunder1786
      @alyssathunder1786 7 років тому +1

      Maria Dussler same 😂😂😂

  • @itzme2277
    @itzme2277 8 років тому +384

    2012 Dan: Phil and I are separate
    2016 Phil: *chooses Dan for the one thing he can't leave home without*

    • @rachelwalker3017
      @rachelwalker3017 6 років тому +3

      An Addict With A Pen again 2017 HALLOWEEN BAKING

  • @124tutt2
    @124tutt2 7 років тому +502

    Dan: drunk people are themselves they just have all fears taken away.
    Also Dan:
    Are you gay?
    Find me the right guy and who knows what will happen.

    • @libby___
      @libby___ 5 років тому +43

      Seeing this now makes me want to cry

    • @asimplefangirl4310
      @asimplefangirl4310 5 років тому +11

      Libby A I totally agree

    • @jen737
      @jen737 5 років тому +23

      124 Tutt *laughs in June 2019*

    • @confetticupcake
      @confetticupcake 4 роки тому +5

      not to be like that, but this hits really different. 😳

  • @wren409
    @wren409 8 років тому +1702

    9:23 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT PHIL ALMOST PUTTING HIS ARM AROUND DAN BUT THEN JUST FONDLY PLAYING WITH DAN'S HOODIE BEFORE REALIZING THAT THEY WERE DOING A LIVE SHOW AND SCOOTING AWAY

    • @amyglover1592
      @amyglover1592 8 років тому +8

      Omg! I! know! ahhh!

    • @losttrackoftimeagain
      @losttrackoftimeagain 8 років тому +88

      It would've been cute but this was 2012, and it was a bit awkward then. Maybe he just didn't want to touch him because of all the aggressive Phan shipping that bothered them

    • @jamieryther6146
      @jamieryther6146 8 років тому +55

      HE LOOKED AT THE THING AND STOPPED TOO AWE NO

    • @swallsskylar
      @swallsskylar 8 років тому +28

      HE AWKWARDLY STOPPED

    • @kaylyngraceffa1347
      @kaylyngraceffa1347 8 років тому +9

      HE DID

  • @rahmeenqureshi7527
    @rahmeenqureshi7527 8 років тому +427

    All of this happened in one live show? Dan should get drunk more often then lol

  • @nickiamlive
    @nickiamlive 6 років тому +299

    dan: “i started this live show a 4/10 on the drunk scale.”
    phil: “he fell up the stairs”
    dan: “ummmm, not quite”
    sure dan

  • @bethany8836
    @bethany8836 7 років тому +475

    9:25 awww Phil almost put his arm around Dan but then he remembered he was on YouNow😍

    • @avenueis1377
      @avenueis1377 7 років тому +18

      Phil's eye lash I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING UGH

    • @bethany8836
      @bethany8836 7 років тому +5

      Sutherland Isabelle ❤❤

    • @smolterpoint_5162
      @smolterpoint_5162 7 років тому +32

      Phil's eye lash you named yourself after Pinof 8 didn't u I'm impressed *tips hat*

    • @mariapolito780
      @mariapolito780 7 років тому +12

      Me: *crawls to the corner of the room and cries*

    • @bethany8836
      @bethany8836 7 років тому +4

      PERIDOT THE CLOD thank you😏

  • @robynb8585
    @robynb8585 8 років тому +971

    2012: "phil is not my conjoined twin. We have separate youtuber channels and separate lives"
    2014+: "ME and PHIL wrote a BOOK TOGETHER and WEre going on TOUR together and WE went to JAPAN together and the is the most fun WEve ever had"

    • @geoffreyh
      @geoffreyh 8 років тому +1

      I'm gonna craft stop it 😂

    • @zeynep0910
      @zeynep0910 8 років тому +3

      Mentally Indecisive here comes the tears again...

    • @selinyucelbak
      @selinyucelbak 7 років тому

      +Zeynep Ertekin OOO TÜRK

    • @NiniTamica
      @NiniTamica 7 років тому +7

      2016: Dan and Phil best vlogger, we wrote a new book, there's a studio version of our song

    • @geoffreyh
      @geoffreyh 7 років тому +1

      Phan trash #1 don't I will cry mate

  • @norysnorys7185
    @norysnorys7185 6 років тому +410

    2012: "Phil isn't my conjoined twin"
    2017: Most recent Halloween baking is "Creepy crispy cakes CONJOINED challenge" need I say more

    • @lanedehnel587
      @lanedehnel587 5 років тому +5

      Norys Norys 2019: Calls Phil his soulmate

    • @izzy.s_2003
      @izzy.s_2003 4 роки тому +3

      2020: calls phil a birthmark

  • @jordanslater4116
    @jordanslater4116 7 років тому +425

    9:23 when Phil almost put his arm around Dan but then realized that they were live

    • @beepbeepcasucha
      @beepbeepcasucha 7 років тому +31

      Jordan Slater ...he was playing with the horn on the hoodie...no arms around Dan or anything

    • @jordanslater4116
      @jordanslater4116 7 років тому +11

      The Flying Wombat i know lol I was joking

    • @chaselynn8720
      @chaselynn8720 7 років тому +5

      The Flying Wombat so?

  • @rhia7883
    @rhia7883 8 років тому +357

    omg his giggle at the beginning killed me already

    • @rhia7883
      @rhia7883 8 років тому +19

      k this is my favourite younow of his apart from the bit where he said he and Phil 'are not, in fact, conjoined twins' cause...😢

  • @mariapolito780
    @mariapolito780 7 років тому +386

    Dan: "Phil and I are separate people..."
    Me: "Is this in 2012?"
    Me: *looks at title*
    Me: *cries*

    • @chiary.is.not.amazing5760
      @chiary.is.not.amazing5760 5 років тому +17

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID!!!
      I LITERALLY CHECKED THE TITLE.
      but I'm happy that did happend in the past and that now they're happy

    • @sof0920
      @sof0920 4 роки тому

      I though the same thing :(

    • @noagan3204
      @noagan3204 4 роки тому

      What happened in 2012?

    • @toooliix
      @toooliix 4 роки тому

      @@noagan3204 you dont wanna know. its the past and something the fandom/phandom doesnt mention directly

    • @noagan3204
      @noagan3204 4 роки тому

      ariaizz w-what?

  • @hgnnnnnnnn4184
    @hgnnnnnnnn4184 7 років тому +551

    If Dan is extra giggly when he is drunk, then what about Phil?

    • @kayliebrehm1909
      @kayliebrehm1909 7 років тому +73

      Mad Girl omg I want to see that

    • @gabriellatafoya5394
      @gabriellatafoya5394 7 років тому +33

      Mad Girl I feel like Phil is too innocent too get drunk. He is my sunshine🌞🦁.

    • @selinucar1615
      @selinucar1615 7 років тому +38

      RedbearXD lmao he is 30???

    • @tinypotatoes4159
      @tinypotatoes4159 6 років тому +8

      no, he drinks The juices of a unicorn

    • @star3674
      @star3674 6 років тому +32

      Hail Lord Doitsu I can imagine when he is drunk he swears tons and rages a lot, and like gets SUPER clumsy

  • @txlenn
    @txlenn 8 років тому +461

    "THIS IS NOT A STRIPSHOW ITS A YOUNOW SHOW"
    ...sadly..

    • @hannahgilmore5668
      @hannahgilmore5668 8 років тому +8

      That's for later with phil 😉
      Please don't murder me

    • @txlenn
      @txlenn 8 років тому +4

      I'm not gonna murder you. I'm gonna high five you.

    • @hannahgilmore5668
      @hannahgilmore5668 8 років тому +1

      Yay

    • @jersienicole2676
      @jersienicole2676 8 років тому

      +Hannah Gilmore oml I love you

    • @826jb
      @826jb 8 років тому

      When does he go live?

  • @21pilot89
    @21pilot89 6 років тому +138

    2012:"Phil is not my conjoined twin"
    2018:"Hi I'm Phil"

  • @madihood4963
    @madihood4963 7 років тому +341

    Drunk Dan is so adorable omg

    • @sofchokes4747
      @sofchokes4747 6 років тому

      Madi Hood dan in general is so adorable

  • @katiewigman1133
    @katiewigman1133 8 років тому +561

    'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

    • @alex-xf4qt
      @alex-xf4qt 8 років тому +3

      and we all fell down when the sun came up

    • @katiewigman1133
      @katiewigman1133 8 років тому

      +Alex Bridge I think we've had enough

    • @alex-xf4qt
      @alex-xf4qt 8 років тому

      Katie Wigman ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, IT'S A HELL OF A FEELING THOUGH

    • @katiewigman1133
      @katiewigman1133 8 років тому

      +Alex Bridge It's a hell of a felling though

    • @alex-xf4qt
      @alex-xf4qt 8 років тому

      Katie Wigman Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though

  • @bandtrash4083
    @bandtrash4083 7 років тому +1122

    WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THESE "SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED DANS"

    • @numetalkitty
      @numetalkitty 5 років тому +8

      Band Trash notice the emphasis on ‘SILIGHTLY’

    • @sairsvibe2475
      @sairsvibe2475 5 років тому +3

      Band Trash at the gimp store

    • @Jessica-bz1vm
      @Jessica-bz1vm 5 років тому +8

      Why, on danandphilshop.com, of course.

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n 4 роки тому +1

      ||-//

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 8 років тому +1119

    tHEY SHARE SHOWER GEL

    • @penistownlawyer3587
      @penistownlawyer3587 7 років тому +106

      I'm pretty sure they share the bathroom
      I don't see why everyone is freaking out because they share shower gel
      like?????

    • @jenniferg.7980
      @jenniferg.7980 7 років тому +8

      Twenty Paphonies I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE!

    • @selinucar1615
      @selinucar1615 7 років тому +57

      well i share shower gel with my family

    • @Ana-gu6sg
      @Ana-gu6sg 6 років тому +22

      Twenty Paphonies Phandom in a nutshell

    • @samcroft9435
      @samcroft9435 6 років тому

      Twenty Paphonies

  • @wartygourd
    @wartygourd 7 років тому +303

    Dan originally came out as a furry in 2012. Nice👌🏽

    • @IExistIThink
      @IExistIThink 7 років тому

      Elle V this was in 2012

    • @TheOnly.Sam.
      @TheOnly.Sam. 7 років тому

      Elle V whats a furry?

    • @avenueis1377
      @avenueis1377 7 років тому +3

      Yøu støle my car radiø I'm sø dun ugh If you don't know, please run and hide

    • @TheOnly.Sam.
      @TheOnly.Sam. 7 років тому +3

      Sutherland Isabelle lol

    • @sulanysalcedo5683
      @sulanysalcedo5683 7 років тому +1

      Sutherland Isabelle yuss |-/

  • @eyefckdurmom
    @eyefckdurmom 6 років тому +607

    Omg. He actually said Thomas the tank engine. Not thomat

  • @jenysis9308
    @jenysis9308 8 років тому +395

    "if you are 11 or 12 what do you watch right now"
    uh
    you

  • @gabrielle33338
    @gabrielle33338 8 років тому +418

    His laugh at 9:21 melts my heart 😩😍😭😍

    • @martinehauge6614
      @martinehauge6614 8 років тому +18

      what about his laugh at 2:26 !!

    • @voyflenx
      @voyflenx 8 років тому +2

      Martine Hauge OML 😍😍😭😭

    • @julianamancini5092
      @julianamancini5092 7 років тому +16

      Martine Hauge HELP. I WASNT PREPARED

    • @elliemills6019
      @elliemills6019 7 років тому +16

      Gabrielle Rose This whole video makes my heart melt 😍

    • @phantrash1philtrash263
      @phantrash1philtrash263 7 років тому +28

      Gabrielle 8:36 phils laughed killed meh lmao

  • @KittyKatTvOfficial
    @KittyKatTvOfficial 7 років тому +192

    DAN NEEDS TO REACT TO THIS

  • @salemnocte430
    @salemnocte430 8 років тому +849

    I was like 11 years old in 2012 and I'm asking myself god why was I so Young at this moment

    • @leahroberts9122
      @leahroberts9122 8 років тому +31

      I honestly wish I was in my teens in the early 200s cuz all the people I look up to were at their peak then

    • @marjorie6255
      @marjorie6255 7 років тому +2

      Leah Roberts es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/200_a._C. yeah Ikr

    • @peachydais
      @peachydais 7 років тому

      Leah Roberts same same same

    • @janellechristine1263
      @janellechristine1263 7 років тому +4

      I was 14

    • @dreamingstrawberries
      @dreamingstrawberries 7 років тому +2

      I was also 11

  • @anushka8368
    @anushka8368 7 років тому +770

    Dan: "I am happy with the idea of going to the gym."
    *screams*
    *flips shit*
    WHO IS THIS MAN? WHERE IS DAN? IS THIS AN ALIEN WHO LOOKS LIKE DAN? IS THIS THING FAKE? IT MUST BE. HE IS SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW, OH MY GOD, FOR SURE.

    • @IExistIThink
      @IExistIThink 7 років тому +6

      Anushka Rao YOU CAN SEE IT'S BOT HIM LOOK HIW SHIT THE CAMERA IS!

    • @lilyg9983
      @lilyg9983 7 років тому +12

      -Le Awkward Anushka- he was drunk lol

  • @weethetniet9427
    @weethetniet9427 5 років тому +67

    Dan 2012: "Me and Phil are separate people with separate lives"
    Dan 2018: "Hi, im Phil."

  • @KristinaPalattao
    @KristinaPalattao 9 років тому +287

    on CrankThatFrank's video.. he met someone and they said they hung out with Dan and Phil at VidCon
    he said Phil was very sweet and friendly
    and Dan had a bit to drink
    and he fell asleep
    on a wall.

  • @beetosbeef
    @beetosbeef 7 років тому +909

    Someone in chat: 'Calvin Klein underwear'
    Dan:' oh, you can see that?' **shows underwear for about 5 secs**
    Dan:' oh gawd that was embarrassing'
    Drunk Dan is the best xD

  • @cassandralovell2253
    @cassandralovell2253 5 років тому +77

    2:59 "aRe YoU sUrE yOuRe NoT gAy"
    2019 dan: "basically, im gay"

    • @elsagillsten
      @elsagillsten 4 роки тому

      Hi Im A Hooman Bean Love your profile pic and username 👌🏼💗💛💙🤍💜🖤

  • @craigtheidiot4974
    @craigtheidiot4974 8 років тому +641

    "Are you sure you're not gay"
    "find me the right guy and who knows what will happen"
    IM SCREAMING AND IM NOT OKAY

  • @mckennajewel2744
    @mckennajewel2744 7 років тому +134

    When Dan has that hat on we all know he is "slightly intoxicated"

  • @omahonyanya9
    @omahonyanya9 5 років тому +73

    at 3 minutes, what tipsy Dan admits to, means so much more today, more than ever, than it previously did. do you think he even remembers saying this?

  • @izzy-pg6lf
    @izzy-pg6lf 9 років тому +496

    "Phil and I arent conjoined twins"
    Really? At vidcon you held Phil's hand just so you wouldn't get separated and you asked to switch chairs so you could sit next to each other.

    • @izzy-pg6lf
      @izzy-pg6lf 9 років тому +6

      At vidcon this year they did because Dan didnt want to loose Phil

    • @PeaceLoveandShimmer
      @PeaceLoveandShimmer 8 років тому +6

      WHERE CAN I FIND THIS VIDEO

    • @danismysmolmarshmallow788
      @danismysmolmarshmallow788 8 років тому

      +Just Izzy please link

    • @izzy-pg6lf
      @izzy-pg6lf 8 років тому

      Galaxy Plays I don't believe there's a video just photos but I could be wrong

    • @izzy-pg6lf
      @izzy-pg6lf 8 років тому +1

      Dan Is My Smol Marshmallow I don't have a link sorry this happened almost 6 months ago so everything is buried on instagram and Twitter.

  • @danielamaya5241
    @danielamaya5241 7 років тому +155

    this video cured my depression

  • @tyongz
    @tyongz 5 років тому +83

    dan before 2019: i’m not gAy
    dan in 2019: *makes a coming out video of him being gay*
    wow proud of him🥺🥺

  • @autumnadame603
    @autumnadame603 8 років тому +237

    Awwwww he's so cute drunk omg

  • @user-bt5zx4rt7j
    @user-bt5zx4rt7j 8 років тому +64

    "When I was young young young" AAAAWWW

  • @x.sanneg
    @x.sanneg 6 років тому +80

    "Are you sure you're not gay? Found me the right guy, and we'll see what happens." But, but Phil..

  • @pilarhunter3154
    @pilarhunter3154 8 років тому +140

    "Pingu was a pingu" lmao dan

  • @isadorasantanarubim
    @isadorasantanarubim 7 років тому +176

    It's funny how even when he's drunk he speaks like the cute Winnie the Pooh fan he is, DONT U TRY TO LIE

  • @emib.976
    @emib.976 7 років тому +67

    "Phil is not my conjoined twin, in case you didn't know"
    Oh, Dan, just wait until 2016 when you're basically one person

  • @jettbrazeau3520
    @jettbrazeau3520 8 років тому +43

    He is drunk but he can still play piano better than me...

  • @alystalim1299
    @alystalim1299 8 років тому +289

    I WANT A DRUNK DAN

  • @brenna5767
    @brenna5767 7 років тому +83

    this liveshow was pretty
    soft and neat

  • @bazzystar0.0
    @bazzystar0.0 8 років тому +225

    this is just so iconic

    • @huntmcdede1238
      @huntmcdede1238 8 років тому +17

      PETITION FOR MORE SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED DAN

    • @icyangelica7159
      @icyangelica7159 8 років тому +1

      +Gracc Mcdede *signs up*

    • @corinna8143
      @corinna8143 8 років тому

      +Gracc Mcdede SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

    • @vvv-zo9ps
      @vvv-zo9ps 8 років тому

      +Melanie Mazariegos Oh, I love Für Elise. Actually I love Beethoven.

    • @emmettmccall9890
      @emmettmccall9890 8 років тому

      +Fandom Trash I love your profile picture

  • @emilyfischbach6283
    @emilyfischbach6283 8 років тому +788

    well i am 12 right now and i don't watch TV i only watch UA-cam

  • @ultraviolet8445
    @ultraviolet8445 5 років тому +32

    2012 Dan and 2019 Dan really are two different people

  • @laviniagaitanaru5347
    @laviniagaitanaru5347 8 років тому +307

    Dan plays the piano better than me even if he's drunk...Well,fml

  • @emmaquance3371
    @emmaquance3371 8 років тому +585

    Where can I buy a drunk Dan?

    • @Ricecake39
      @Ricecake39 8 років тому +14

      Sorry Phil bought all of them

    • @carolyn1926
      @carolyn1926 8 років тому +4

      +Cyndachu Derp and now he uses them for shameful things ;)

    • @Ricecake39
      @Ricecake39 8 років тому +1

      +Carolyn Foster 😏

    • @emmaquance3371
      @emmaquance3371 8 років тому

      +Carolyn Foster 😂😏

    • @carolyn1926
      @carolyn1926 8 років тому +4

      Things that involve hamsters and chairs 😏

  • @aribelle4357
    @aribelle4357 6 років тому +354

    DAN: “Find me the right guy”
    ME: *shoves Phil in front dan* found him
    (DON’T SUE ME I’M NOT A DEMON)

  • @bubblyhun6435
    @bubblyhun6435 7 років тому +182

    can he always get drunk..
    cuz like this was the most hilarious liveshow Dan ever did😂😂

  • @jackies.6211
    @jackies.6211 7 років тому +139

    3:52 I was smiling at the cuteness but this question and his answer made me sad :c

    • @natalia-mc3vt
      @natalia-mc3vt 7 років тому +12

      Jackie Sarsfield sadly it was 2012 so

    • @gabriellatafoya5394
      @gabriellatafoya5394 7 років тому

      jackie is a phan shipper Aw ya😢. It's true, but sad and harsh to us sensitive phans.

  • @mentalangel3696
    @mentalangel3696 7 років тому +56

    Dan needs to do another drunk one

  • @closetogold
    @closetogold 8 років тому +37

    I love how far he had to turn the camera to show his feet

  • @summerleighcarberry3424
    @summerleighcarberry3424 8 років тому +163

    I'm not as think as you drunk I am

    • @lauren1828
      @lauren1828 8 років тому +6

      CHAMPANGE COCAINE GASOLINE AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN

    • @sky-nh1ev
      @sky-nh1ev 8 років тому +2

      yes😂😂😂😂😂

    • @julianamancini5092
      @julianamancini5092 7 років тому +2

      phantrashlauren I ROAM THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART

    • @toter.korper
      @toter.korper 7 років тому +2

      Juliana Mancini A PACK OF CANDLES ON THE SMOKE ALARM

    • @abbyhughes916
      @abbyhughes916 7 років тому +5

      THIS NIGHT IS HEATING UP

  • @Spleens-Beans-Myleg
    @Spleens-Beans-Myleg 6 років тому +51

    I’m jealous because I want Dan for myself, but seeing him and Phil together warms my heart. Life’s rough.

    • @grilche6116
      @grilche6116 6 років тому +3

      Alyssa Conmay they just make me immensely happy

    • @Spleens-Beans-Myleg
      @Spleens-Beans-Myleg 6 років тому +3

      Tagbootsies Xox I mean, how could you not be happy watching them? They have such a special bond, it makes your heart feel so full. I’m just selfish because Dan is so beautiful and I want that. 😂

  • @jazzg4102
    @jazzg4102 7 років тому +97

    1 being ....
    5 being ....
    10 being ....
    9 being....
    8 being...
    7 being...
    6 being...
    God Dan is being EXTREMEMLY SPECIFIC 😂😂😂

  • @ari7935
    @ari7935 8 років тому +186

    just imagine dan being drunk and confessing his love for phil ejrjgrf

  • @samanthae.1002
    @samanthae.1002 5 років тому +42

    Dan here: “we are supposed to be men god dammit!”
    Dan now: *hold my flower crown*

  • @kaitlynransom6572
    @kaitlynransom6572 7 років тому +98

    "Phil! In case you didn't know, isn't my conjoined twin."
    2016- Literally both of them shared a prize meant to be for one person XD

  • @lorensmith6443
    @lorensmith6443 7 років тому +152

    Dan: "Me and Phil are individual people"
    Dan and Phil: *write two books together* *have two channels together* *win 3 BONCAS together (well Phil wins 2 but shares)* *tour together*
    Me: "yeah sure Dan"

  • @katelyndickinson3458
    @katelyndickinson3458 7 років тому +65

    Dan and Phil 2012- we are separate people we have separate lives and channels
    Dan and Phil 2016- I've spent the majority of 2016 with another person Dan Howell some I think it's only fair if he comes up here with me. If we got any further apart the universe would probably tear in half let's not try that

  • @TelaKent1
    @TelaKent1 8 років тому +174

    "find me the right guy who knows what will happen"
    honey you're on tour with him right now.

  • @HugToshi
    @HugToshi 8 років тому +227

    When I was drunk, I kissed my best friend... COME ON GUYS

    • @fandmtrash8895
      @fandmtrash8895 8 років тому +11

      // while on our way to see a marching band

    • @ariannaramirez15
      @ariannaramirez15 8 років тому

      +Nepeta “Meulin” Leijon WHYYYYYY

    • @fandmtrash8895
      @fandmtrash8895 8 років тому

      Arianna Ramirez // I'm sorry

    • @danielacasablanca342
      @danielacasablanca342 8 років тому

      OHHHHHH

    • @HugToshi
      @HugToshi 8 років тому +1

      +Nepeta “Meulin” Leijon Back then, when I wrote this comment, I didn't know who mcr was and now I am crafting :'D

  • @natashaharris7734
    @natashaharris7734 7 років тому +77

    Dan is so adorable in this video! It makes my heart melt! 😍❤

  • @wheredidsadiego9499
    @wheredidsadiego9499 7 років тому +88

    *just casually shows his underwear*

  • @danamiron2407
    @danamiron2407 8 років тому +412

    maybe he and Phil got into a fight and that's why he got drunk and said those stuff ;) I GOT A NEW IDEA FOR A FANFIC