@samfedor2194 You are so right!! And to add insult to injury, another plane flying a huge banner with Jimmy Kimmel's picture next to that slogan. ConDon would turn fire engine red bed be so mad!😂😂😂
You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!
Jimmy you’re the best. I love your satire and so happy you have beaten the crap out of him every time you’re on air. You’ve saved the country’s sanity.
@@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude! Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂
I'm from the UK. The idea that your country might elect a convicted criminal utterly astounds me. I.just don't understand it; this would not happen in my country. It just wouldn't be legal. 'Driven by a noble purchase?' Never....not that man.
OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(
Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.
The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !
@@all0utmetal735 Russian collusion was proven in multiple investigations. I speak Russian and they admitted it. The Department of Homeland Security confirmed that Russia successfully hacked voting systems in 41 states. Trump has never won an election and never will.
Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.
Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.
If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.
"What is the supreme law of the land?" What a stupid question. The constitution isn't a "law"; if anything, it's a broad set of laws governing (or constraining) how other laws are made or what other laws are permissible. Very likely most people questioned didn't get what was being asked; the question implies that there is a single "law" of paramount importance or authority.
I as a Canadian, knew more than they did(except for the campfire song) no matter how many hockey games I go to. Maybe becuz I was getting CANADIAN beer?
My father was military and stood sponsor for two of his soldiers immigrant wives. I was present when both women went through their final test and their naturalization ceremonies. Most people have no clue about what an immigrant must know about this country in order to pass those tests. I would challenge ANY born citizen of the US, (other than an US History professor or scholar), to pass the tests required of someone seeking to become a naturalized citizen of the US. I will say, with the utmost confidence, that at LEAST 95% of everyone born and raised in this country, (including myself), would fail those tests miserably.
Thank you, Jimmy! You are a National Treasure.
Most freaking awesome billboards ever! Jimmy you're a legend!
We need billboards everywhere.
The WHOLE world is watching. And LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!
💯
Thank You for a good dose of laughter, Jimmy, You're blessed with an Aura of talent. And You make the world a better place. Thanks Jimmy. 😊
Thank you, Jimmy, for making a statement while also making me laugh. I need that so much right now. ❤
Keep up the great work Jimmy. This was one of your best 🇬🇧
Most of us in the US agree with you and Trump Falls for every single time
Kimmel kills it, everynight. I hope he never retires.
I recall he nearly went nuts working part-time from home during covid. He will never retire🙌😅
Me too.
Kimmel, always entertaining, is my hero now. Bravo, Sir
Bloody funny Mate, good job, USA needs more blokes like you!
Good onya cobber :D
It's a bloodbath.
Seating chart suggests you put the "Blokes" next to the "Broads" ...So it will be ...Bloke-Broad-Bloke-Broad...
Omg 😂 the toe nail clipping and Melania puking 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
That's one segment trump isn't going to try and spin.
Or truth about.
That fool has no right to salute.
He didn't go into military service
He called them losers
He is a disgrace
And kept his hat on during the national anthem.
FIVE time draft-dodger saluted?
@@annakingry9157 That's anathema. Plus as noted, no uniform, no salute!
Why are you talking about Biden?
EXACTLY
😂😂😂😂 oh jimmy that skit with melanie😂😂 is amazing ,you outdone yourself this time 😅😅😂😂😂
"Barbie was laughing at you", officially quote of the year 🤣🤣🤣
OMG the nail clipping put me on the floor. You are the best Jimmy!
That was one of your best Jimmy! Standing ovation ❤
Go get him and please keep at it!!!
Anyone who has a platform must laugh at him and tell it how it is!!!
I’ve never laughed so much. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a legend 😂😂😂😂 keep sticking it to him. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺
Same here from Oz he is the funniest of all!! 😂😂🇦🇺
New Zealand loves you Jimmy
No they don't
@@morganbrooking9720yes they do
🇺🇲💙🇳🇿
@@morganbrooking9720yes they do same as Australia and the UK and all over the world… Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂
@@evaadams8298 Agreed Ireland here!
Love you Jimny. Keep getting under Trump's skin.
Yes! Ditto!
Knowing that Kimmel makes Trump gnash his teeth and throw his ketchup at the wall makes my whole goddamned day
This video is worth watching repeatedly....😊
It's my morning starter..
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
🎶It's off to court I go!🎶
🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
Trump
I love this! 😊❤
His broke …hahahaha ..bye bye tRUMP
Good one.
😂👏♥️
He doesn’t have the money to appeal.
"Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST line ever!
It needs to be put on shirts/signs/ect and used to troll trump at EVERY event from now til election day.
I want one of those t-shirts!
Ever.
Best joke that Kimmel has given at any Oscars host that he ever did 😂
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs Oh, but there is a point. Even if he spends 5 minutes.
I've heard that saying is now on billboards, bumper stickers and t-shirts all over the country. Love it!
We need a SKY WRITER!!!
@samfedor2194 You are so right!! And to add insult to injury, another plane flying a huge banner with Jimmy Kimmel's picture next to that slogan. ConDon would turn fire engine red bed be so mad!😂😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel... your shows just keep getting better and better!!! 😂🤣😅❤❤❤
Best burn ever! Kimmel is comedic gold!🔥
lol ok Kelso 👌🏻
Isn’t it past your jail time, Donny!?
We love you, Jimmy! Thank you!
Anyone with more than 10 brain cells knows to never go up against a Comedian. You will always lose!
You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!
@@ivanminayev2044 I would beg Zelensky...never-mind!!!! I'm married! 😂
Jimmy you’re the best. I love your satire and so happy you have beaten the crap out of him every time you’re on air. You’ve saved the country’s sanity.
Thank you Jimmy. That crack about Trump playing Scrabble was priceless!
Stay strong. All the best!
Kovfefe.., is that how you spell it?
@@person2463lmbao memories are made of this 😂
Best show yet!! 🤣🤣🤣 Kimmel is on fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥
You’re killing it Jimmy! Keep it up, love you and your show.
Thank you Jimmy all heroes don't wear capes.
Superman does, and so does Batman.
Oh, you mean, not all heroes wear capes. 😉
My stomach literally turned when they opened with the hostage speech. This man is truly an arch villain.
I'd agree only with the description, a true Aerosol
I love you, Jimmy, Writers, Guillermo, Cleto &Cletones. You always make me 🤣😂😅
Cleto and co don’t do anything Cept cover a demo
@@nopenope5042 Oh, that's a critical argument.You're making there g
@@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol
Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude!
Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂
@@texasrefugee7888 I meannn. Am I wrong?
And don’t forget Molly, the show’s executive producer, co-head writer… and his wife! 😉
It's amazing to see the comments from people and other countries. They too know that the orange blob is a joke. Keep up the good work Jimmy.
*Cheers 🍻 from México!* 🌴🍹💙🇲🇽
@@daviegriffin3539cheers 🎉
sadly, we dont get a vote!
It just so unreal watching all of it from Germany
I'm from the UK. The idea that your country might elect a convicted criminal utterly astounds me. I.just don't understand it; this would not happen in my country. It just wouldn't be legal.
'Driven by a noble purchase?' Never....not that man.
I have nothing but love for you Jimmy. You are a great host and what a great show! ❤❤
OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(
Can't blame you for being scared IF Trump gets back in office.
God have mercy on us IF he does
So sad this has been happening over the last few yrs! Hope it all works out for the better @ best come "November @ Beyond '!
I was not having a good day today but when I clicked on to see what had aired……I literally burst into laughter until I cried. Thank you Jimmy.❤❤❤❤
Me too!! This is the best thing to happen to Trump in ages. HILARIOUS. And Trump took the bait……
Hope your day and week get better.
@@elaineisabelle427 Thank you! It did.
Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.
There is a reason why Jimmy is on his way to 20mill subscribers! So bloody funny 😂😂😂
This put a smile in my face. I rarely watch but glad I did.
Jimmy this is one of your best shows 👏.
Keep up the good work Jimmy. I love you are living rent free in Frumpy's head.
Well let's face it, when you look inside Trump's head all that's there is a sign that says "Space to let".
The look on Annette Benning's face during the Oscars clip, PRICELESS!
that look on Annette Benning's face was sheer glee, wasn't it? Her smile couldn't get any bigger.
I’ve always had a crush on her, smart strong woman, beautiful who is politically active. Love her.
I can honestly say this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂
You go, Jimmy!!!
Keep him distracted and drive him nuts !! Good work jimmy!
I just plain love you, Jimmy, and your writers. Great stuff. Love Guillermo too, the good-natured sidekick who has become a celebrity.
God bless Jimmy - greetings from good old Germany 🙂
The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !
Agent Orange!!!! 😂 LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣
Read the whole thing that Jimmy "blah blah blahed" over. Trump won that round. Unless you have TDS.
Especially when an entire room full of people is laughing at him and he can’t do anything but sit and take it. Jimmy stuck the landing on that joke.
@BLSFL_HAZE Double Agent no doubt, and he's not just Putin it on for show...
Dump "is still stewing" is wonderful to hear
lol… democrats fell on their faces after a 4 year investigation turned up NOTHING. But Trump is stewing? You’re even funnier than Kimmel lol.
@@all0utmetal735 Russian collusion was proven in multiple investigations. I speak Russian and they admitted it. The Department of Homeland Security confirmed that Russia successfully hacked voting systems in 41 states. Trump has never won an election and never will.
Ssomething stewing in his diaper! 😂
When sitting on a chair the Donald always looks like he's sitting on a hidden Dill Doe
keep pestering DT. You are doing the Lord's work!!!
Amen! 😂😂😂
And Amen
@@hiphoppingalong Jimmy is earning Heavenly Brownie Points for sure! You don't see many men standing up to Putin's Pawn!
Its actually the other way around ...
@ShepardfortheLord ...Really? Tell us more
Sock it to the Orange Toad Jimmy! Here in Scotland, I watch your show with a smile on my face.
I just love the “past your jail time “
I want a shirt "Isn't it Past Your Jail Time". Brilliant! Best joke ever.
I got to get a, "Isn't it past your jail time?" So perfect..... You rock Jimmy!!
Kimmel, whoever came up wth that great "when the citizenship hits the fan" deserves a pay rise! 👋👍
" Isn't it past your Jailtime ? " Has to be The Best One Liner of the Decade!😂
Al Pacino didn’t think so. 😂😂
It was the first joke Jimmy Kimmel's ever made that I've laughed at.
@@davescott7680Then you have no sense of humor!
Yet here you are in the comments of a video from his show...🤔@@davescott7680
@@dawnreynolds6740 You thinking jimmy kimmel is funny shows that you dont have a sense of humor
Makes me so happy to see those billboards.
Isn't it past your jail time 😅
I like that jimmy goes hard when ppl come after him.
Bravo, Jimmy, Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼
"And all he had to do was keep his mouth shut."
-Donnie, without a hint of self awareness.
LITERALLY!
That's what makes It SO HALARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He couldn't keep his mouth shut as he tells alot BS
EVER!
He's always BS'S just dribbles it out.
Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.
❤ it!
That's why you're in the land down under.
@@chopperchopper1418 you should change your name to blah blah.
You gotta hava heart to have a cardiac event.
@@chopperchopper1418 🤨WTF, that is so STOOPID & makes NO Sense.
Truth Social-has lost 31.6 million and is what 73 million in debt???
What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch?
@@toddklempan105 The Trump Touch.
But his worshippers hear him say that ridiculous merger is going through at $4 billion for him.
And they BELIEVE it.
He’s King Midas in reverse.....
@@toddklempan105Trump poke?
The field piece was PERFECTION. More of that, please. Such idiocy in the MAGA base. Also, I love how Kimmel can get under Trump’s skin. Keep it up!😂
So you don't love your country or want to protect it so you vote for Biden who thinks Rome is in the US
Even trump’s first answer for the supreme law of the land would not be “guns”.
Wow. Mr Kimmel is on fire! Thank you so much Jimmy!
Jimmy DON'T stop with the Trump jokes. Keep them coming!!
I freaking LOVE them!! Lmao!! 🤣🤣
Jimmy doesn't have to make trump jokes, trump is the biggest joke out there (although a bad one)
@@dilligaf4219, So True!! 💯
Donnie is the grift that keeps on giving.
Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.
Love them too!! Jimmy is just killing Trump!
"I just want to find $454 million, which is 453M more than we have." LMAO...!
Funny,Now that would be great on a t-shirt!! 🤣😆😁😂😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
FredAmaya8 For The Win!!!! Best comment today! 😊😂
FredAmaya8 You just made my day!! Funny
Best response yet.
That bedroom skit was brilliantly ebil. Still laughing. :D
It was the BIGGEST TAKEDOWN EVER!!! Way to go Jimmy! And on live television at that! Excellent!
Nobody does it better! ❤❤
it just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
And we aren't even in Austin, TX!! Or Florida!!🙃🤪🤣
Keep up good work Jimmy Kimmel love your show God bless you with many, many more years of entertainment!!!!
Jimmy Kimmel is awesome, funny and compassionate. We love you !
This is so well done Jimmy!
The large orange leprechaun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have to admit, as an Irish person, that was my least favourite line. Don't associate that baboon with us thanks.
That's not a Leprechaun, that's a Troll! 🧌🧌🧌
@@patriciatinkey2677**Offensive to trolls! Lol! (The ones that live under the bridge type of trolls!) Goats, etc.
I live the fact thst Jimmy keeps poking at Trump. You know itdrives him nuts and I love it
Never shuts up trump,,, he's not our president of America,,, vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙 to save our democracy.... we love 💓💓💓 America May God bless America!!!!!
".. not vote for you...." "...like his heroes and start putting...." sorry bad typing
isn’t past your jail time. I LOVE IT JIMMY. Keep getting under Trumps orange skin. We were all laughing at Trump and not with him.
Fellow Jimmy fan.....LOVE how he gets under Trumpler's skin!
Nobody roasts the dumpster like Jimmy Kimmel! 🤭🤭
You're absolutely right
So, this needs to be nominated for an EMMY. Best Monologue EVER!
🤘🤣🔥
It was entertaining.
💯 it was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Perfection!
Fully agree
A traitor is saluting the traitors.
As the saying goes “Jailbirds of the same feather stick together “.
He should try living on social security for a year……then he might know America…..
He is a draft dodger
How much SS is he collecting monthly from his grifters?
All of it.
Problem is has Trump ever worked long enough to collect social security. He may not even get SS.
Jimmy Kimmel, you are the best! Thank you.
Jimmy Kimmel thank you!! This was effing priceless!!
As an honorably discharged Naval Veteran who is authorized to render a hand salute, I find Trump rendering a hand salute as unconscionable.
I'm a vet as well and feel his salute was despicable. To think he was our Commander in Chief and said we are suckers & losers.
Thank you for your service. ♡
Everything Trump does is a mockery of this great country. I feel your pain brother.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you for your service, Sir.
It was a knockout of an answer you gave him!
I was watching yout!
Very proud of you!
When your former VP will not endorse you, well, there is no bigger insult.
Depends on who the VP was.
If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.
No one as deserving either.
@@yosemitegirlCA Oh Please, it wouldn't matter. If they don't bend the knee, they are person non grata to MAGA.
except when the wife sues for better financial terms just before the NY trial verdict.
You have his number, Jimmy. He's envious as hell. You're smart, handsome and funny, and fuel for his feverish fantasies about silencing critics.
Oh GOD those Fox Folks...Jeez lets take that to the Supreme Court And they can decide what trump meant
Cringe
The president of the United States is envious of Jimmy friggin Kimmel😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Rump is none of those things
Keep it up Jimmy! You're the best!
I love that Jimmy gets under Trump’s skin.
I love it when Jimmy lies all the time about Trump
that’s a thick orange hide 😳
@@Dan_Boston Trump is a threat to our democracy (i.e. democrap party).
@PeteTellsItHoweItIskiddo just makes you sound so much closer to 6ft under boomer.
So much room under all those bags
I’ve always have enjoyed Jimmy! 😆 he’s GREAT!
Jimmy that Trump and Melania skit was pure gold. I think there is more to be mined. Keep it up.
I thought it was just going to be the crickets. That would've fit their conversation perfectly.
Then they hit us with that eye searing moment😵💫🤣🤣
Except for the unbelievable assumption they share a bed...😅😅
Best laugh of the day!
Of course, keeping it up is something Mango Mussolini can't do. ;)
@@ianthesoccerrefmore like ALINA HABABA!! NOT MELANIA!😊
Keep on roasting DT Sir. Thks. ❤❤❤
Love it Jimmy! It's the epic burn that keeps on giving! 😂
"Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel just won himself an Oscar for that line!
👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳💯💯🍾🏆
Great extemporaneous writing
BEST LINE EVER!! LOVE IT! 😂
Jimmy definitely don't write his own stuff. He would have a.i do it before he takes the time
Best joke that he has ever given at any Oscars hosting gig that he has done so far 😂
The fact Jimmy's so loved by the community Don wants respect from, bothers Don the most.
"... the man, the woman, the movie..." = Cognitive Test part 2
He really wishes he was Hot And Good-looking Like Jimmy❤️
Those traitors don't rate a salute and he shouldn't be saluting traitors. It's sickening
It most certainly is!
Never trust a draft dodger telling you how to be patriotic
Well he's the top traitor so, yeah, it makes sense
"What is the supreme law of the land?" What a stupid question. The constitution isn't a "law"; if anything, it's a broad set of laws governing (or constraining) how other laws are made or what other laws are permissible. Very likely most people questioned didn't get what was being asked; the question implies that there is a single "law" of paramount importance or authority.
@@madreese69 Projection. That's the salute you like.
Omg I almost spit out my coffee when you gave the maggots the citizen exam. 😂😂😅😂
I as a Canadian, knew more than they did(except for the campfire song) no matter how many hockey games I go to. Maybe becuz I was getting CANADIAN beer?
My father was military and stood sponsor for two of his soldiers immigrant wives. I was present when both women went through their final test and their naturalization ceremonies. Most people have no clue about what an immigrant must know about this country in order to pass those tests. I would challenge ANY born citizen of the US, (other than an US History professor or scholar), to pass the tests required of someone seeking to become a naturalized citizen of the US. I will say, with the utmost confidence, that at LEAST 95% of everyone born and raised in this country, (including myself), would fail those tests miserably.
They probably know MORE HISTORY than tRUMP!
@@bunzeebear2973 😂 oh I miss Canadian beer! Lol! I ❤ Canada
"I love the poorly educated!"
Isn't it past HIS jail time?? Thanks Jimmy for one of the best lines ever!!
NPC comment
Laughing my head off from the Bahamas 😂😂😂
how are you doing today?
I knew it was all over during Covid and you were working from home. Show no mercy. You’re in his little tiny mind. Go Jimmy. 💙💖
Wait, who is in who’s mind? I don’t remember Trump using Kimmels name for profit. 😂
GO TRUMP! He is better for the job!🇺🇸
@@lovetruth5518What are you babbling about?Everything about the man stinks.