Trump STILL STEWING Over Jimmy’s Oscars Joke, He Spins “Bloodbath” Remarks & We Quiz MAGA Patriots

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @kellyharrison5184
    @kellyharrison5184 8 місяців тому +245

    Thank you, Jimmy! You are a National Treasure.

  • @srp4551
    @srp4551 8 місяців тому +380

    Most freaking awesome billboards ever! Jimmy you're a legend!

    • @mandyinseattle
      @mandyinseattle 8 місяців тому +22

      We need billboards everywhere.

  • @garrybrown3165
    @garrybrown3165 8 місяців тому +215

    The WHOLE world is watching. And LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!

  • @RayZavala-Chosen
    @RayZavala-Chosen 8 місяців тому +63

    Thank You for a good dose of laughter, Jimmy, You're blessed with an Aura of talent. And You make the world a better place. Thanks Jimmy. 😊

  • @charisahoman2082
    @charisahoman2082 8 місяців тому +132

    Thank you, Jimmy, for making a statement while also making me laugh. I need that so much right now. ❤

  • @helenhoier1742
    @helenhoier1742 8 місяців тому +291

    Keep up the great work Jimmy. This was one of your best 🇬🇧

    • @joyceguilfoyle5366
      @joyceguilfoyle5366 8 місяців тому +4

      Most of us in the US agree with you and Trump Falls for every single time

  • @RogerPeet
    @RogerPeet 8 місяців тому +320

    Kimmel kills it, everynight. I hope he never retires.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 8 місяців тому +3

      I recall he nearly went nuts working part-time from home during covid. He will never retire🙌😅

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi 8 місяців тому +1

      Me too.

  • @Digger121954
    @Digger121954 8 місяців тому +70

    Kimmel, always entertaining, is my hero now. Bravo, Sir

  • @glennbritten3044
    @glennbritten3044 8 місяців тому +351

    Bloody funny Mate, good job, USA needs more blokes like you!

    • @secondaccount6716
      @secondaccount6716 8 місяців тому +3

      Good onya cobber :D

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 8 місяців тому +2

      It's a bloodbath.

    • @jollyjoker888
      @jollyjoker888 8 місяців тому +1

      Seating chart suggests you put the "Blokes" next to the "Broads" ...So it will be ...Bloke-Broad-Bloke-Broad...

  • @KarenSharin
    @KarenSharin 8 місяців тому +196

    Omg 😂 the toe nail clipping and Melania puking 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @Bonnie-rj2jz
      @Bonnie-rj2jz 8 місяців тому +9

      That's one segment trump isn't going to try and spin.
      Or truth about.

  • @susannpatton2893
    @susannpatton2893 8 місяців тому +7136

    That fool has no right to salute.
    He didn't go into military service
    He called them losers
    He is a disgrace

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 8 місяців тому +437

      And kept his hat on during the national anthem.

    • @ThirtyYearstoolate
      @ThirtyYearstoolate 8 місяців тому +384

      FIVE time draft-dodger saluted?

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 8 місяців тому +160

      @@annakingry9157 That's anathema. Plus as noted, no uniform, no salute!

    • @TokenWhiteGuyAGR
      @TokenWhiteGuyAGR 8 місяців тому +46

      Why are you talking about Biden?

    • @judykathrine2485
      @judykathrine2485 8 місяців тому +39

      EXACTLY

  • @kevintaylor5534
    @kevintaylor5534 8 місяців тому +83

    😂😂😂😂 oh jimmy that skit with melanie😂😂 is amazing ,you outdone yourself this time 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU 8 місяців тому +596

    "Barbie was laughing at you", officially quote of the year 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffpoteau4357
    @jeffpoteau4357 8 місяців тому +81

    OMG the nail clipping put me on the floor. You are the best Jimmy!

  • @karenjordan5731
    @karenjordan5731 8 місяців тому +127

    That was one of your best Jimmy! Standing ovation ❤

  • @caroljones5334
    @caroljones5334 8 місяців тому +45

    Go get him and please keep at it!!!
    Anyone who has a platform must laugh at him and tell it how it is!!!

  • @catherinestewart3864
    @catherinestewart3864 8 місяців тому +164

    I’ve never laughed so much. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a legend 😂😂😂😂 keep sticking it to him. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 8 місяців тому +3

      Same here from Oz he is the funniest of all!! 😂😂🇦🇺

  • @shaunlovett1565
    @shaunlovett1565 8 місяців тому +353

    New Zealand loves you Jimmy

    • @morganbrooking9720
      @morganbrooking9720 8 місяців тому +2

      No they don't

    • @SanjuanitaCruz
      @SanjuanitaCruz 8 місяців тому +19

      @@morganbrooking9720yes they do

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 8 місяців тому +4

      🇺🇲💙🇳🇿

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 8 місяців тому +8

      @@morganbrooking9720yes they do same as Australia and the UK and all over the world… Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @gerryclarke9795
      @gerryclarke9795 8 місяців тому +7

      @@evaadams8298 Agreed Ireland here!

  • @susandumoulin1663
    @susandumoulin1663 8 місяців тому +538

    Love you Jimny. Keep getting under Trump's skin.

    • @srp4551
      @srp4551 8 місяців тому +13

      Yes! Ditto!

    • @VladimirPutin-p3t
      @VladimirPutin-p3t 8 місяців тому +23

      Knowing that Kimmel makes Trump gnash his teeth and throw his ketchup at the wall makes my whole goddamned day

  • @JusticeAlways
    @JusticeAlways 8 місяців тому +40

    This video is worth watching repeatedly....😊
    It's my morning starter..

  • @alaskawatchers8045
    @alaskawatchers8045 8 місяців тому +1314

    🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
    🎶It's off to court I go!🎶
    🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
    🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
    Trump

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 8 місяців тому +44

      I love this! 😊❤

    • @lawrencef4356
      @lawrencef4356 8 місяців тому +34

      His broke …hahahaha ..bye bye tRUMP

    • @Faks-Now
      @Faks-Now 8 місяців тому +25

      Good one.

    • @n.a.lockhart
      @n.a.lockhart 8 місяців тому +13

      😂👏♥️

    • @veecee9497
      @veecee9497 8 місяців тому +17

      He doesn’t have the money to appeal.

  • @kyriethika
    @kyriethika 8 місяців тому +3138

    "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST line ever!

    • @chetsavage2536
      @chetsavage2536 8 місяців тому +73

      It needs to be put on shirts/signs/ect and used to troll trump at EVERY event from now til election day.

    • @indigowolf556
      @indigowolf556 8 місяців тому +55

      I want one of those t-shirts!

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 8 місяців тому +11

      Ever.

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 8 місяців тому +52

      Best joke that Kimmel has given at any Oscars host that he ever did 😂

    • @Mojo182100
      @Mojo182100 8 місяців тому +21

      @PeteTellsItHoweItIs Oh, but there is a point. Even if he spends 5 minutes.

  • @rickj1983
    @rickj1983 8 місяців тому +365

    I've heard that saying is now on billboards, bumper stickers and t-shirts all over the country. Love it!

    • @samfedor2194
      @samfedor2194 8 місяців тому +6

      We need a SKY WRITER!!!

    • @patphinesee7601
      @patphinesee7601 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@samfedor2194 You are so right!! And to add insult to injury, another plane flying a huge banner with Jimmy Kimmel's picture next to that slogan. ConDon would turn fire engine red bed be so mad!😂😂😂

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 8 місяців тому +21

    Jimmy Kimmel... your shows just keep getting better and better!!! 😂🤣😅❤❤❤

  • @cindysouthern
    @cindysouthern 8 місяців тому +269

    Best burn ever! Kimmel is comedic gold!🔥

  • @A.Briggs628
    @A.Briggs628 8 місяців тому +674

    Isn’t it past your jail time, Donny!?
    We love you, Jimmy! Thank you!

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 8 місяців тому +11

      Anyone with more than 10 brain cells knows to never go up against a Comedian. You will always lose!

    • @slimc3769
      @slimc3769 8 місяців тому

      You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ivanminayev2044 I would beg Zelensky...never-mind!!!! I'm married! 😂

  • @deborahhanley2756
    @deborahhanley2756 8 місяців тому +91

    Jimmy you’re the best. I love your satire and so happy you have beaten the crap out of him every time you’re on air. You’ve saved the country’s sanity.

  • @stefanschleps8758
    @stefanschleps8758 8 місяців тому +142

    Thank you Jimmy. That crack about Trump playing Scrabble was priceless!
    Stay strong. All the best!

    • @person2463
      @person2463 8 місяців тому +1

      Kovfefe.., is that how you spell it?

    • @kitwaz
      @kitwaz 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@person2463lmbao memories are made of this 😂

  • @beebe7477
    @beebe7477 8 місяців тому +105

    Best show yet!! 🤣🤣🤣 Kimmel is on fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @denisebonati-nv7cm
    @denisebonati-nv7cm 8 місяців тому +85

    You’re killing it Jimmy! Keep it up, love you and your show.

  • @ThatDamnTaurus
    @ThatDamnTaurus 8 місяців тому +177

    Thank you Jimmy all heroes don't wear capes.

    • @mydogdeli
      @mydogdeli 8 місяців тому +2

      Superman does, and so does Batman.
      Oh, you mean, not all heroes wear capes. 😉

  • @printer1105
    @printer1105 8 місяців тому +201

    My stomach literally turned when they opened with the hostage speech. This man is truly an arch villain.

    • @peterbaker3429
      @peterbaker3429 7 місяців тому

      I'd agree only with the description, a true Aerosol

  • @texasrefugee7888
    @texasrefugee7888 8 місяців тому +196

    I love you, Jimmy, Writers, Guillermo, Cleto &Cletones. You always make me 🤣😂😅

    • @nopenope5042
      @nopenope5042 8 місяців тому +1

      Cleto and co don’t do anything Cept cover a demo

    • @texasrefugee7888
      @texasrefugee7888 8 місяців тому +4

      @@nopenope5042 Oh, that's a critical argument.You're making there g

    • @MrPenguin117
      @MrPenguin117 8 місяців тому

      @@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol
      Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude!
      Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂

    • @nopenope5042
      @nopenope5042 8 місяців тому +1

      @@texasrefugee7888 I meannn. Am I wrong?

    • @ac2leung
      @ac2leung 8 місяців тому +2

      And don’t forget Molly, the show’s executive producer, co-head writer… and his wife! 😉

  • @vickijobardecker7188
    @vickijobardecker7188 8 місяців тому +273

    It's amazing to see the comments from people and other countries. They too know that the orange blob is a joke. Keep up the good work Jimmy.

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 8 місяців тому +18

      *Cheers 🍻 from México!* 🌴🍹💙🇲🇽

    • @kylees44
      @kylees44 8 місяців тому

      @@daviegriffin3539cheers 🎉

    • @micksutton4822
      @micksutton4822 8 місяців тому +9

      sadly, we dont get a vote!

    • @udontknowmeno
      @udontknowmeno 5 місяців тому

      It just so unreal watching all of it from Germany

    • @mlevey820
      @mlevey820 5 місяців тому

      I'm from the UK. The idea that your country might elect a convicted criminal utterly astounds me. I.just don't understand it; this would not happen in my country. It just wouldn't be legal.
      'Driven by a noble purchase?' Never....not that man.

  • @dcd5362
    @dcd5362 8 місяців тому +81

    I have nothing but love for you Jimmy. You are a great host and what a great show! ❤❤

  • @andrewsgroup4139
    @andrewsgroup4139 8 місяців тому +52

    OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(

    • @Rosemary-dy1rf
      @Rosemary-dy1rf 8 місяців тому +1

      Can't blame you for being scared IF Trump gets back in office.
      God have mercy on us IF he does

    • @TrishBishop-k8x
      @TrishBishop-k8x 7 місяців тому

      So sad this has been happening over the last few yrs! Hope it all works out for the better @ best come "November @ Beyond '!

  • @anitabateman-joynes1904
    @anitabateman-joynes1904 8 місяців тому +291

    I was not having a good day today but when I clicked on to see what had aired……I literally burst into laughter until I cried. Thank you Jimmy.❤❤❤❤

    • @Annaisse3112
      @Annaisse3112 8 місяців тому +13

      Me too!! This is the best thing to happen to Trump in ages. HILARIOUS. And Trump took the bait……

    • @elaineisabelle427
      @elaineisabelle427 8 місяців тому +4

      Hope your day and week get better.

    • @anitabateman-joynes1904
      @anitabateman-joynes1904 8 місяців тому +2

      @@elaineisabelle427 Thank you! It did.

  • @pinkysimmsBMMM
    @pinkysimmsBMMM 8 місяців тому +197

    Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 8 місяців тому +235

    There is a reason why Jimmy is on his way to 20mill subscribers! So bloody funny 😂😂😂

  • @omnientertainment5852
    @omnientertainment5852 8 місяців тому +22

    This put a smile in my face. I rarely watch but glad I did.

  • @stanleysessor6993
    @stanleysessor6993 8 місяців тому +115

    Jimmy this is one of your best shows 👏.

  • @rebeccabrown6785
    @rebeccabrown6785 8 місяців тому +93

    Keep up the good work Jimmy. I love you are living rent free in Frumpy's head.

    • @bluecurlygirl
      @bluecurlygirl 8 місяців тому +2

      Well let's face it, when you look inside Trump's head all that's there is a sign that says "Space to let".

  • @DavidStowers-o7k
    @DavidStowers-o7k 8 місяців тому +242

    The look on Annette Benning's face during the Oscars clip, PRICELESS!

    • @teresev1435
      @teresev1435 8 місяців тому +15

      that look on Annette Benning's face was sheer glee, wasn't it? Her smile couldn't get any bigger.

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe 8 місяців тому +3

      I’ve always had a crush on her, smart strong woman, beautiful who is politically active. Love her.

  • @ashamed1225
    @ashamed1225 8 місяців тому +19

    I can honestly say this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wallace_n_gromit3180
    @wallace_n_gromit3180 8 місяців тому +51

    You go, Jimmy!!!

  • @d.thomas6988
    @d.thomas6988 8 місяців тому +72

    Keep him distracted and drive him nuts !! Good work jimmy!

  • @azarml
    @azarml 8 місяців тому +116

    I just plain love you, Jimmy, and your writers. Great stuff. Love Guillermo too, the good-natured sidekick who has become a celebrity.

  • @guntherschroder9743
    @guntherschroder9743 8 місяців тому +27

    God bless Jimmy - greetings from good old Germany 🙂

  • @philipschmierer3429
    @philipschmierer3429 8 місяців тому +276

    The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !

    • @BLSFL_HAZE
      @BLSFL_HAZE 8 місяців тому +14

      Agent Orange!!!! 😂 LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣

    • @DadaPoopoo
      @DadaPoopoo 8 місяців тому

      Read the whole thing that Jimmy "blah blah blahed" over. Trump won that round. Unless you have TDS.

    • @Historybluff1986
      @Historybluff1986 8 місяців тому +7

      Especially when an entire room full of people is laughing at him and he can’t do anything but sit and take it. Jimmy stuck the landing on that joke.

    • @donweber8667
      @donweber8667 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@BLSFL_HAZE Double Agent no doubt, and he's not just Putin it on for show...

  • @benedixtify
    @benedixtify 8 місяців тому +166

    Dump "is still stewing" is wonderful to hear

    • @all0utmetal735
      @all0utmetal735 8 місяців тому

      lol… democrats fell on their faces after a 4 year investigation turned up NOTHING. But Trump is stewing? You’re even funnier than Kimmel lol.

    • @danielgloverpiano7693
      @danielgloverpiano7693 8 місяців тому +1

      @@all0utmetal735 Russian collusion was proven in multiple investigations. I speak Russian and they admitted it. The Department of Homeland Security confirmed that Russia successfully hacked voting systems in 41 states. Trump has never won an election and never will.

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 8 місяців тому +3

      Ssomething stewing in his diaper! 😂

    • @breakmylegs7294
      @breakmylegs7294 8 місяців тому

      When sitting on a chair the Donald always looks like he's sitting on a hidden Dill Doe

  • @curtiscarlson8958
    @curtiscarlson8958 8 місяців тому +237

    keep pestering DT. You are doing the Lord's work!!!

    • @hiphoppingalong
      @hiphoppingalong 8 місяців тому +9

      Amen! 😂😂😂

    • @vickijobardecker7188
      @vickijobardecker7188 8 місяців тому +6

      And Amen

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 8 місяців тому +7

      @@hiphoppingalong Jimmy is earning Heavenly Brownie Points for sure! You don't see many men standing up to Putin's Pawn!

    • @ShepardfortheLord
      @ShepardfortheLord 8 місяців тому +2

      Its actually the other way around ...

    • @kayc.5213
      @kayc.5213 8 місяців тому

      ​@ShepardfortheLord ...Really? Tell us more

  • @NotInMyName01
    @NotInMyName01 8 місяців тому +117

    Sock it to the Orange Toad Jimmy! Here in Scotland, I watch your show with a smile on my face.

  • @ingeborgpadgett7079
    @ingeborgpadgett7079 8 місяців тому +67

    I just love the “past your jail time “

  • @janicemoore6281
    @janicemoore6281 8 місяців тому +109

    I want a shirt "Isn't it Past Your Jail Time". Brilliant! Best joke ever.

  • @shawnfuzy3191
    @shawnfuzy3191 8 місяців тому +145

    I got to get a, "Isn't it past your jail time?" So perfect..... You rock Jimmy!!

  • @Patrick-dn2cb
    @Patrick-dn2cb 8 місяців тому +20

    Kimmel, whoever came up wth that great "when the citizenship hits the fan" deserves a pay rise! 👋👍

  • @mickeyfilmer5551
    @mickeyfilmer5551 8 місяців тому +2134

    " Isn't it past your Jailtime ? " Has to be The Best One Liner of the Decade!😂

    • @festivus4405
      @festivus4405 8 місяців тому +5

      Al Pacino didn’t think so. 😂😂

    • @davescott7680
      @davescott7680 8 місяців тому +5

      It was the first joke Jimmy Kimmel's ever made that I've laughed at.

    • @dawnreynolds6740
      @dawnreynolds6740 8 місяців тому +62

      ​@@davescott7680Then you have no sense of humor!

    • @bryancroley2667
      @bryancroley2667 8 місяців тому

      Yet here you are in the comments of a video from his show...🤔​@@davescott7680

    • @Redeyez2424
      @Redeyez2424 8 місяців тому +9

      @@dawnreynolds6740 You thinking jimmy kimmel is funny shows that you dont have a sense of humor

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 8 місяців тому +104

    Makes me so happy to see those billboards.
    Isn't it past your jail time 😅

  • @nopenope5042
    @nopenope5042 8 місяців тому +58

    I like that jimmy goes hard when ppl come after him.

  • @megfarrell8566
    @megfarrell8566 8 місяців тому +8

    Bravo, Jimmy, Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +633

    "And all he had to do was keep his mouth shut."
    -Donnie, without a hint of self awareness.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 8 місяців тому +18

      LITERALLY!

    • @beverlyhollis3724
      @beverlyhollis3724 8 місяців тому +8

      That's what makes It SO HALARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @annettegeorge209
      @annettegeorge209 8 місяців тому +8

      He couldn't keep his mouth shut as he tells alot BS

    • @libbyhobbs4637
      @libbyhobbs4637 8 місяців тому +7

      EVER!

    • @annettegeorge209
      @annettegeorge209 8 місяців тому +5

      He's always BS'S just dribbles it out.

  • @akwawka
    @akwawka 8 місяців тому +581

    Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 8 місяців тому +16

      ❤ it!

    • @chopperchopper1418
      @chopperchopper1418 8 місяців тому +1

      That's why you're in the land down under.

    • @markmonaghan2309
      @markmonaghan2309 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@chopperchopper1418 you should change your name to blah blah.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 8 місяців тому +26

      You gotta hava heart to have a cardiac event.

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick 8 місяців тому +12

      @@chopperchopper1418 🤨WTF, that is so STOOPID & makes NO Sense.

  • @wildbillchristiansen993
    @wildbillchristiansen993 8 місяців тому +726

    Truth Social-has lost 31.6 million and is what 73 million in debt???

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 8 місяців тому +80

      What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch?

    • @dragon-ed1hz
      @dragon-ed1hz 8 місяців тому +106

      @@toddklempan105 The Trump Touch.

    • @Bonnie-rj2jz
      @Bonnie-rj2jz 8 місяців тому

      But his worshippers hear him say that ridiculous merger is going through at $4 billion for him.
      And they BELIEVE it.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 8 місяців тому +38

      He’s King Midas in reverse.....

    • @EastshoreCarp
      @EastshoreCarp 8 місяців тому +20

      @@toddklempan105Trump poke?

  • @themorales6
    @themorales6 8 місяців тому +134

    The field piece was PERFECTION. More of that, please. Such idiocy in the MAGA base. Also, I love how Kimmel can get under Trump’s skin. Keep it up!😂

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 8 місяців тому

      So you don't love your country or want to protect it so you vote for Biden who thinks Rome is in the US

    • @Holdenwhat
      @Holdenwhat 8 місяців тому +2

      Even trump’s first answer for the supreme law of the land would not be “guns”.

  • @ogozo0932
    @ogozo0932 8 місяців тому +112

    Wow. Mr Kimmel is on fire! Thank you so much Jimmy!

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 8 місяців тому +1031

    Jimmy DON'T stop with the Trump jokes. Keep them coming!!
    I freaking LOVE them!! Lmao!! 🤣🤣

    • @dilligaf4219
      @dilligaf4219 8 місяців тому +48

      Jimmy doesn't have to make trump jokes, trump is the biggest joke out there (although a bad one)

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 8 місяців тому +18

      ​​@@dilligaf4219, So True!! 💯

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 8 місяців тому +11

      Donnie is the grift that keeps on giving.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 8 місяців тому +2

      Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 8 місяців тому +10

      Love them too!! Jimmy is just killing Trump!

  • @FredAmaya8
    @FredAmaya8 8 місяців тому +2081

    "I just want to find $454 million, which is 453M more than we have." LMAO...!

    • @jamessteffany9228
      @jamessteffany9228 8 місяців тому +84

      Funny,Now that would be great on a t-shirt!! 🤣😆😁😂😅

    • @gloriasmith7797
      @gloriasmith7797 8 місяців тому +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CryingIsntAnOption
      @CryingIsntAnOption 8 місяців тому +52

      FredAmaya8 For The Win!!!! Best comment today! 😊😂

    • @user-hk9ye5wx4e
      @user-hk9ye5wx4e 8 місяців тому +33

      FredAmaya8 You just made my day!! Funny

    • @echarts1946
      @echarts1946 8 місяців тому +28

      Best response yet.

  • @prospere4u
    @prospere4u 8 місяців тому +37

    That bedroom skit was brilliantly ebil. Still laughing. :D

  • @eduardpena6580
    @eduardpena6580 8 місяців тому +502

    It was the BIGGEST TAKEDOWN EVER!!! Way to go Jimmy! And on live television at that! Excellent!

  • @RaBjr.
    @RaBjr. 8 місяців тому +76

    it just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 8 місяців тому +2

      And we aren't even in Austin, TX!! Or Florida!!🙃🤪🤣

  • @marilulopez3937
    @marilulopez3937 8 місяців тому +57

    Keep up good work Jimmy Kimmel love your show God bless you with many, many more years of entertainment!!!!

  • @kristinLB
    @kristinLB 8 місяців тому +19

    Jimmy Kimmel is awesome, funny and compassionate. We love you !

  • @johnmcelhaney8490
    @johnmcelhaney8490 8 місяців тому +62

    This is so well done Jimmy!

  • @joyaroozooolsen2800
    @joyaroozooolsen2800 8 місяців тому +281

    The large orange leprechaun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bluecurlygirl
      @bluecurlygirl 8 місяців тому +6

      I have to admit, as an Irish person, that was my least favourite line. Don't associate that baboon with us thanks.

    • @patriciatinkey2677
      @patriciatinkey2677 8 місяців тому +4

      That's not a Leprechaun, that's a Troll! 🧌🧌🧌

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 8 місяців тому

      ​@@patriciatinkey2677**Offensive to trolls! Lol! (The ones that live under the bridge type of trolls!) Goats, etc.

  • @jennywitkop8467
    @jennywitkop8467 8 місяців тому +48

    I live the fact thst Jimmy keeps poking at Trump. You know itdrives him nuts and I love it

  • @dollyadams6931
    @dollyadams6931 8 місяців тому +20

    Never shuts up trump,,, he's not our president of America,,, vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙 to save our democracy.... we love 💓💓💓 America May God bless America!!!!!

    • @lizardbreath1956
      @lizardbreath1956 8 місяців тому

      ".. not vote for you...." "...like his heroes and start putting...." sorry bad typing

  • @cal88usa
    @cal88usa 8 місяців тому +652

    isn’t past your jail time. I LOVE IT JIMMY. Keep getting under Trumps orange skin. We were all laughing at Trump and not with him.

    • @deborahmaupin5092
      @deborahmaupin5092 4 місяці тому +1

      Fellow Jimmy fan.....LOVE how he gets under Trumpler's skin!

  • @Kelbel30
    @Kelbel30 8 місяців тому +202

    Nobody roasts the dumpster like Jimmy Kimmel! 🤭🤭

  • @carolynthiebes9959
    @carolynthiebes9959 8 місяців тому +449

    So, this needs to be nominated for an EMMY. Best Monologue EVER!

  • @AndyS456
    @AndyS456 8 місяців тому +83

    A traitor is saluting the traitors.
    As the saying goes “Jailbirds of the same feather stick together “.

  • @elliechristie2498
    @elliechristie2498 8 місяців тому +146

    He should try living on social security for a year……then he might know America…..

    • @carloslino4580
      @carloslino4580 8 місяців тому +10

      He is a draft dodger

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 8 місяців тому +5

      How much SS is he collecting monthly from his grifters?

    • @Bonnie-rj2jz
      @Bonnie-rj2jz 8 місяців тому +1

      All of it.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 8 місяців тому

      Problem is has Trump ever worked long enough to collect social security. He may not even get SS.

  • @wayner9765
    @wayner9765 8 місяців тому +103

    Jimmy Kimmel, you are the best! Thank you.

  • @Pamela-zv1iw
    @Pamela-zv1iw 8 місяців тому +50

    Jimmy Kimmel thank you!! This was effing priceless!!

  • @davekisor1486
    @davekisor1486 8 місяців тому +1081

    As an honorably discharged Naval Veteran who is authorized to render a hand salute, I find Trump rendering a hand salute as unconscionable.

    • @mbrewton9067
      @mbrewton9067 8 місяців тому +155

      I'm a vet as well and feel his salute was despicable. To think he was our Commander in Chief and said we are suckers & losers.

    • @sanmassara2541
      @sanmassara2541 8 місяців тому +71

      Thank you for your service. ♡

    • @furlosifurfox5794
      @furlosifurfox5794 8 місяців тому +84

      Everything Trump does is a mockery of this great country. I feel your pain brother.

    • @EarthFlow_erPower
      @EarthFlow_erPower 8 місяців тому +27

      💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @cherifurr3935
      @cherifurr3935 8 місяців тому +31

      Thank you for your service, Sir.

  • @smyrnamauras
    @smyrnamauras 8 місяців тому +30

    It was a knockout of an answer you gave him!
    I was watching yout!
    Very proud of you!

  • @VintageVantage79
    @VintageVantage79 8 місяців тому +366

    When your former VP will not endorse you, well, there is no bigger insult.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA 8 місяців тому +5

      Depends on who the VP was.

    • @kenrolltideAlabama
      @kenrolltideAlabama 8 місяців тому

      If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.

    • @thejediway
      @thejediway 8 місяців тому +5

      No one as deserving either.

    • @plantbasedsenior4240
      @plantbasedsenior4240 8 місяців тому

      @@yosemitegirlCA Oh Please, it wouldn't matter. If they don't bend the knee, they are person non grata to MAGA.

    • @r.b.l.5841
      @r.b.l.5841 8 місяців тому +4

      except when the wife sues for better financial terms just before the NY trial verdict.

  • @terriquinlan7683
    @terriquinlan7683 8 місяців тому +219

    You have his number, Jimmy. He's envious as hell. You're smart, handsome and funny, and fuel for his feverish fantasies about silencing critics.

    • @shielanunn3484
      @shielanunn3484 8 місяців тому +5

      Oh GOD those Fox Folks...Jeez lets take that to the Supreme Court And they can decide what trump meant

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 8 місяців тому +2

      Cringe

    • @ADVENTURESOFBZ
      @ADVENTURESOFBZ 8 місяців тому +6

      The president of the United States is envious of Jimmy friggin Kimmel😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChozoSR388
      @ChozoSR388 8 місяців тому

      And Rump is none of those things

  • @JBrunoJr1
    @JBrunoJr1 8 місяців тому +10

    Keep it up Jimmy! You're the best!

  • @brendam780
    @brendam780 8 місяців тому +3779

    I love that Jimmy gets under Trump’s skin.

    • @Democraps_are_narrow-minded
      @Democraps_are_narrow-minded 8 місяців тому

      I love it when Jimmy lies all the time about Trump

    • @Dan_Boston
      @Dan_Boston 8 місяців тому +99

      that’s a thick orange hide 😳

    • @Democraps_are_narrow-minded
      @Democraps_are_narrow-minded 8 місяців тому

      @@Dan_Boston Trump is a threat to our democracy (i.e. democrap party).

    • @d.99nightwing
      @d.99nightwing 8 місяців тому

      @PeteTellsItHoweItIskiddo just makes you sound so much closer to 6ft under boomer.

    • @shwoopdi
      @shwoopdi 8 місяців тому +61

      So much room under all those bags

  • @annielane5621
    @annielane5621 8 місяців тому +43

    I’ve always have enjoyed Jimmy! 😆 he’s GREAT!

  • @68great
    @68great 8 місяців тому +432

    Jimmy that Trump and Melania skit was pure gold. I think there is more to be mined. Keep it up.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref 8 місяців тому +13

      I thought it was just going to be the crickets. That would've fit their conversation perfectly.
      Then they hit us with that eye searing moment😵‍💫🤣🤣

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 8 місяців тому +26

      Except for the unbelievable assumption they share a bed...😅😅

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 8 місяців тому +9

      Best laugh of the day!

    • @ct5625
      @ct5625 8 місяців тому +6

      Of course, keeping it up is something Mango Mussolini can't do. ;)

    • @catherinewhitman8333
      @catherinewhitman8333 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ianthesoccerrefmore like ALINA HABABA!! NOT MELANIA!😊

  • @PatrickRamalinga
    @PatrickRamalinga 8 місяців тому +15

    Keep on roasting DT Sir. Thks. ❤❤❤

  • @twicebaked553
    @twicebaked553 8 місяців тому +67

    Love it Jimmy! It's the epic burn that keeps on giving! 😂

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 8 місяців тому +1686

    "Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel just won himself an Oscar for that line!

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 8 місяців тому +24

      👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳💯💯🍾🏆

    • @android12921
      @android12921 8 місяців тому +13

      Great extemporaneous writing

    • @BunnyChik
      @BunnyChik 8 місяців тому +26

      BEST LINE EVER!! LOVE IT! 😂

    • @bauerpower83
      @bauerpower83 8 місяців тому

      Jimmy definitely don't write his own stuff. He would have a.i do it before he takes the time

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 8 місяців тому +13

      Best joke that he has ever given at any Oscars hosting gig that he has done so far 😂

  • @OhGawdHesGotAGun
    @OhGawdHesGotAGun 8 місяців тому +87

    The fact Jimmy's so loved by the community Don wants respect from, bothers Don the most.

    • @nanettechiafala5044
      @nanettechiafala5044 8 місяців тому +2

      "... the man, the woman, the movie..." = Cognitive Test part 2

    • @debra6513
      @debra6513 8 місяців тому

      He really wishes he was Hot And Good-looking Like Jimmy❤️

  • @davidfeinstein4067
    @davidfeinstein4067 8 місяців тому +526

    Those traitors don't rate a salute and he shouldn't be saluting traitors. It's sickening

    • @morgantylerv9406
      @morgantylerv9406 8 місяців тому +20

      It most certainly is!

    • @mytak3530
      @mytak3530 8 місяців тому

      Never trust a draft dodger telling you how to be patriotic

    • @timothyhall7153
      @timothyhall7153 8 місяців тому +8

      Well he's the top traitor so, yeah, it makes sense

    • @sheilamacdougal4874
      @sheilamacdougal4874 8 місяців тому

      "What is the supreme law of the land?" What a stupid question. The constitution isn't a "law"; if anything, it's a broad set of laws governing (or constraining) how other laws are made or what other laws are permissible. Very likely most people questioned didn't get what was being asked; the question implies that there is a single "law" of paramount importance or authority.

    • @sheilamacdougal4874
      @sheilamacdougal4874 8 місяців тому

      @@madreese69 Projection. That's the salute you like.

  • @reidsusan4
    @reidsusan4 8 місяців тому +404

    Omg I almost spit out my coffee when you gave the maggots the citizen exam. 😂😂😅😂

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 8 місяців тому +18

      I as a Canadian, knew more than they did(except for the campfire song) no matter how many hockey games I go to. Maybe becuz I was getting CANADIAN beer?

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 8 місяців тому +22

      My father was military and stood sponsor for two of his soldiers immigrant wives. I was present when both women went through their final test and their naturalization ceremonies. Most people have no clue about what an immigrant must know about this country in order to pass those tests. I would challenge ANY born citizen of the US, (other than an US History professor or scholar), to pass the tests required of someone seeking to become a naturalized citizen of the US. I will say, with the utmost confidence, that at LEAST 95% of everyone born and raised in this country, (including myself), would fail those tests miserably.

    • @ttr1360
      @ttr1360 8 місяців тому +1

      They probably know MORE HISTORY than tRUMP!

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@bunzeebear2973 😂 oh I miss Canadian beer! Lol! I ❤ Canada

    • @Terastas
      @Terastas 8 місяців тому +7

      "I love the poorly educated!"

  • @KH102695
    @KH102695 8 місяців тому +152

    Isn't it past HIS jail time?? Thanks Jimmy for one of the best lines ever!!

  • @kathyb9382
    @kathyb9382 8 місяців тому +11

    Laughing my head off from the Bahamas 😂😂😂

    • @Salabensongh
      @Salabensongh 8 місяців тому

      how are you doing today?

  • @cassandraunheeded
    @cassandraunheeded 8 місяців тому +130

    I knew it was all over during Covid and you were working from home. Show no mercy. You’re in his little tiny mind. Go Jimmy. 💙💖

    • @fn_sndit2910
      @fn_sndit2910 8 місяців тому

      Wait, who is in who’s mind? I don’t remember Trump using Kimmels name for profit. 😂

    • @lovetruth5518
      @lovetruth5518 8 місяців тому

      GO TRUMP! He is better for the job!🇺🇸

    • @robm.4512
      @robm.4512 8 місяців тому

      @@lovetruth5518What are you babbling about?Everything about the man stinks.