Trump Milks Gag Order for Every Drop, MyPillow Mike Loves Jimmy’s Wedding Gift & Kanye’s Porn Plan
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- Опубліковано 23 кві 2024
- Kanye West is reportedly about to enter the world of pornographic filmmaking and has been in talks with Stormy Daniels’ ex-husband to help shepherd the whole thing, a gentleman on an English morning TV show seems to have enormous potential, the Senate passed a $95 billion military aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, the bill would also require the Chinese company that owns TikTok to either sell it in a year or be banned nationwide, Donald Trump has been milking his gag order for every drop, Joe Biden is yucking it up, Eric and Don Jr are running the handoff for Daddy if he gets re-elected, Lara Trump is very concerned about voter fraud, MyPillow Mike Lindell’s voting fraud case with the Supreme Court failed but he was happy to receive a wedding gift from Jimmy, George Santos has withdrawn his bid to re-run for Congress, and Truth Social is going to start streaming Live TV!
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OMG! I almost fell out of my bed!!! Biden got jokes. Good one Mr. President 🤣🤣🤣
Joe ain't just Biden his time any more.
President Biden comes up with some real zingers. His delivery of them is priceless.
@@barbaracarpenter1260nah a fourth grader has better zingers than trump.
@@barbaracarpenter1260 That is all Biden NEEDS, at this point.
I love Dark Brandon! 😈💜
Gaseous Clay: "Fart like a butterfly, sting like a flea."
😂 brilliant!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fart like a butt fly and it stings when I pee.
Maybe switch to "Fart like an elephant, sting like a flea!"😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The writing team for Jimmy and Jimmy’s delivery and quick wits, are absolutely phenomenal!
Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤
Definitely agree!
Jimmy should make fun of the people who get angry when others say excuse me to them. I don't mind when someone says excuse me.
The tRUMP "hair joke" by Mr. Biden was HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂
Lara’s turning into Janice from the muppets😂
THANK YOJ! I wanted to post that comment, but I couldn't remember the Muppet's name. I appreciate the info. JANICE. Thanks again!
😄😄
Yeah, but Janice was way cooler😁
Janice has way more brain power
LIPS anyone....must have had a botox special
Spot on! I knew there was something familiar emerging there but had not fully recognised it. Thanks for that!👍😄
Bidens bleach joke was hilarious
A great delivery too.
And because he's an elderly man, it had resonance.
What a joke great 👍 👌
Yesssss 😂😂😂
The Worst is that for Gaseous Clay was Real Truth🤣🤣
I literally laughed out loud 😂
Jimmy Kimmel thank you for your service! I’m a healthcare provider in Arizona, unrelated to abortion access, however your comedic genius is a much needed break from the seriousness of these issues while still bringing light to them. I cry laughing every morning when I watch you!! (I don’t stay up late) 🎉😂
Brilliant post! 💙💙💙 Jimmy is no.1 🙋♀️
Go JoJo!
I love that Jimmy and Mike Lindell have a surprising relationship. Between Mike being on the show and being treated with respect and Mike always being kind about Jimmy, and finally the wedding gift. Shows you don't need to agree to be friends.
Strangely heart warming right?
Politics need this right now.
You also don't need to disagree to be enemies
81 states LMFAO AND HER LIPS 😂😂
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@@Boogiebear-1965 Janice could sing, though.
either a really bad Botox job or too many over time will do that to ya. it also seems to have put too mush pressure on her brain.... if there's even one there.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@jackharrison7613 YASSS!! 🤣🤣
Biden has a great sense of humor!! Keep it coming!
His timing was perfect on the "It went to his hair" joke. Had me laughing .
He's great it's about time people started giving it back to trump
Biden doesn’t know what day it is. I was wrong to vote Biden, and you were too.
@@richardjames9091 We need Trump to pull us out of this absolute mess team Biden has made. There’s never been a worse president.
@@joen8529 I know of one that was easily worse. His name escapes me, but he was the 45th president.
The interaction between Mike and Jimmy prove you can be friends regardless of party.
So many people in this country need to learn that... one can laugh and be friends.
I love comedians, they are the best of people.
"Truth Social is failing BIGLY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Truth social, its a money laundering scheme.. I can bet russia gave trump another loan; i bet if t hey traced the money.
President Joe is rockin’ the Trump jokes lately 😂
It's about time 💯
The bleach one was great!
Dark Brandon ftw!! ❤🇺🇸
Almost anyone is rockin' the Trump jokes. Except MAGA clowns, 'cause they're already funny enough.
@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 the bleach one, so fresh and so clean!
Mike Lindell needs to call his trial The Pillow Case
😂😂😂
Agree with 😂😂😂
Fluffy?
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
Funny 😂
I love that Jimmy actually bought the trashcan.
Trump must literally cry, every time Jimmy's show comes on.
I don't think he cries,I think he just gets more hateful and much more orange,
Don’t flatter yourself
Doesn't his social media fluffer get paid to not show him negative press? 😂
@@ferise1trump said he made "grown men cry"..but who's crying now? Criminal defendant Donny boy trump😢
Jimmy's writers have been on FIRE this past couple of weeks. Brilliant!
Stephen's team must be going over to work for Jimmy when he is off the air.
Jimmy's jokes just gets hilarious on those days
💯%. I said the same thing to my bf, that wow! Kimmel seems to be going really extra hard on djt since the Oscars. And we are so here for it. 👍💪
Ditto. What I hopped on to say. Spot on every night.
Yes! The writers are knocking it out the park😂
@@jamesgoines7663 Colbert hasn't been funny since his breakdown in the bathtub 😢 he needs new writers ASAP! Jimmy is HILARIOUS and Colbert gets applause for his jokes 🥴
Thank you, Jimmy, for being one of Trump's worst nightmares. Your constant haranguing and humor is helping to hasten Trumpkins demise in politics.
Yes! While giving us the benefit of the laughter!
Jimmy Kimmel kept his promise which is more than Trump ever did.
Jimmy for president 2028!
Joe Biden making fun of Trump made me howl 😂😂😂
I love how Jimmy gets under Trumps orange skin 😅
Mike Pillow seems to like it, uh oh, drama incoming! 🤣
Dark Brandon hits the stand-up circuit. Gotta love that!
What unintelligible goofspeak is dark Brandon referring to ?
Jimmy is an American treasure!
Kanye should also be talking to Lauren Bobart. Hear she’s looking for a job.
81 states .. She's including Russia, China and N.Korea
I was born under the 49 star U.S. flag.
There are presently fifty.
Dont forget Saudi Arabia and UAE.
And Saudi Arabia
@robertw1962 especially Saudi Arabia. They got billions from the Saudis so its a must on her list.
And Alberta...
He buys a trash can and Mike didn’t even get the irony 😂
😆😆😆🤣
He probably doesn't do nuances.
Think the thing is aluminumy.
Conservatives have never been able to conceive of irony.
@@sunshine3914 Maga is guilty of murdering irony, in cold blood.
The Jimmy-Mike bromance is almost, dare I say it, superceding the Jimmy-Matt Damon bromance in hilarity and sheer wholesomeness. Its hilarious because we all know Jimmy probably actually really likes Mike
Lindell needs an intervention, he's gone upstairs.
81 states 🤣🤣🤣
81 States, "Like I tell my grandkids, go sit down before I hurt you." There is something very wrong in the GOP. It is scary.
Twump can get more electoral votes from those 81 states
Hurting your grandchildren. And people vote for this party?
Lara thinks there is 81 states and that she has 2 lips. There are less states and more lips.
Call CPS and check on those kids!
That’s a lot. Especially because Trump doesn’t even know that Hawaii is a state!
I actually low key love Mike and Jimmy's back snd forth together lmao
Lawsuits in eighty-one states? WOW, your good Laura. And that’s why she is the Republican National Criminals (RNC) Co-chair….a real genius, yes indeed.
Kimmel keeps me alive . I’m 76
Yes. It is a good way to start my morning.
That’s really sad.
No disrespect but that sounds like a statement from a hostage 😂
@@WinstonSmith19847 Old man Tweaking
The "never fight uphill me boys" at the end made me just about piss myself lolll
Aye, arrrhh! Me boys! 💪🏽 😅
Who can forget the beautiful gettysburg where the union of pirates defeated the northern coalition of stone walls 😪😪🤧 RIP blackbeard!
That popped into my head as I began climbing up the stairs this morning and it made me laugh aloud too.
Also the confed flag cooler saying Jesus was white. lol
@@lubetphilippe Hahhah 🤌
Gaseous Clay....good one!😂
81 States. Don't forget Minnesota and Maxisoda, Florida and Faunada, and Illinois, Wellinois, and Illiquiet.
Id much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
Agree 💯 percent!!! 💙 💙 💙
Absolutely. Let alone 91 indictments , I wouldn’t vote for innocent Trump 😂😂.
You know what I mean when I say innocent Trump 😂. You get the idea 😂. Trump & the word innocent can’t go together 😂.
I don't care about 91 charges. I care about those charges BEFORE he became commander! We elected a criminal! 💔
@@jamesturner2126 True
If biden gets re-elected, 4 more years of hell
DOJ really needs to stop Laura from interfering in our elections.
DOJ needs to do a lot but are doing nothing especially with these in congress interfering in investigations, obstructing justice & illegally taking money from the gov while working against it for Trump.
In all 81 states!!!
@@justsayin5609 I almost thought like Canada joined the Union 😂
What did she do? Chop up the map?
I wondered if she accidentally relayed trumps plan to take over the united states of mexico
I love it! "..it all went to his hair!" 😅😅😅😅
81 states? Really what are they doing, suing all the Canadian and Mexican States also?
Go Biden. Totally hilarious 😂😂
Biden was being savage😂
Comparing Lara to Janice is insulting to Muppets...
I am peeing my pants, laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 82 States!!! Tennessee, Elevennessee, twelvessee , Indiana, Outdiana! I laugh harder everytime I restart this entire video! 😂I love you
Jimmy Kimmel and Mike Lindell are my favorite frenemies 😆
Unlike trump, Lindell at least seems to have a sense of humor when it comes to Kimmel. He likes him
@@jaygray7102I'm so torn about Mike Lindell. On the one hand, he's a lunatic who's actively trying to subvert our democracy, genuinely seems to believe his own lies, and is ruining himself. On the other hand, he seems like a friendly guy with a decent sense of humor. Until he doesn't. He's an enigma.
@jaygray7102 perfectly put. They love to hate each other, but at the end of the day. They know it's all good.
Mr Pillow is a sham !!
@@jaygray7102 Yeah, but he's just as kray-kray as all the other magas. 😂
Lawsuits in 81 states😮
She also counts state of minds.
Yeah, North Dakota, East Dakota, New York, Old York, Minnesota, Maxisota, and so forth.
And she's the brightest of the bunch of Clampits.
And she's the head of the RNC and spending lots of money in those 30+ states.
Kentucky, Eleventucky,
Twelvetucky...
y@@clarencegreen3071
Best Jimmy ever. He doesn't have to make this stuff up, 81 States!
Jimmy wearing the kerchief was a great ending!!👏😂
Jimmy Trolling Trump harder lately. 🤣🤣
Keep the hits comin', Jimmy!!!
He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
“If our design is chosen, it will not only be the largest, but one of the most magnificent, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere in the world,” Trump told The Australian (newspaper) in February 1987. However, under local legislation, anyone applying for a casino licence in NSW is required to be "of good repute, having regard to character, honesty and integrity"......Australian newsreaders looked and sounded incredulous reporting on the result of the 2016 US presidential election. Australians, in general, were in a state of disbelief that Trump could be elected POTUS given his well-known and less than suitable character and background. How was he even eligible???
Thanks LeeAnn vanderkew
Trump couldn't find Australia on a map let alone build a casino there.
Joe is roasting Trump now. Trump dishes it out, but he can't take it.
It's always that way with bullies !!!
Those new states that jimmy named were hilarious 😂😂
Jimmy was on fire 🔥 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾
lawsuits in 81 states? wtf did we annex russia?
Russia annexed the US!
Confusion, Denial, Ignorance count as states.
Or Mexico 🇲🇽 😮 Mexico 31. 32 States😅😅😅
@@AmandaLeeHarrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my lawd, I'm laughing so much, brilliant 🤣🤣
Go Biden! I almost spit out my coffee laughing at your jibes at Trump!!!!😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤😂😂😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel you are living your best life. And you are awesome 😎
Any other defendant would have been jailed for contempt already.
Exactly
The relationship between Mike Lindell and jimmy kimmel is both hilarious, and strangely nice.
".....it went to his hair!" Nailed it. I'm still laughing.
Lock this criminal up already. It is a worldwide joke that the system is so dysfuntioal
Disfunctional .
@@patrickstell1179 *dysfunctional. If you are going to correct someone, be smarter
@@derrickwolters8694 Should be a full stop at the end of your sentence.
Yes. Lock Biden up.
@@antrimlariot2386 That's not quite the same thing as correcting someone's spelling and then spelling the word wrong. Not including the period was stylistic choice anyways, as most comments don't end in a period (full stop). By the way, you should have put "There" at the beginning of your sentence, otherwise it is considered to be an incomplete sentence.
Lara’s lips must be pressing on her brain.
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
Wrong head…
i'm glad he called her out on those monstrosities. i'm not opposed to botox or cosmetic surgery, i'd love some myself, but , good god, she's RICH, you think she could afford a good doctor who has some style...
@@Boogiebear-1965 Nah, looks more like the Octomom.
@@jimmythebold589 have you heard her sing? She’s not high on the talent or class scale…
I hope to visit every state before my time comes. I visited 5 so far. 5 down, 76 to go.🤣😭
Best part of my day in Mr. Kimmel
State law in Texas prohibits these "poll watchers."
So basically what you are saying is... 80 states
South Carolina allows them😜🤪
😂@@Something-there-there
Trump will go to any lengths to win the election
It's the Green Bay Sweep. 💚. Like [ Taking A Million Dollars 💸 from A Animal shelter... That tug on the leases of Ur 💕 💞 ♥️ 💜 💙 Aaaaah. Vote 🗳 ☑️ by Mail 🗳 😊
Can they also gag his rear while in court?
Please, because his rear is gagging everybody!
Well ... That depends.
@@jakemoeller7850 Stop!¡¡¡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!
He might blow up like a balloon.
But surely it's the same thing?
I thought it was.
(He just reeks anyway.)
Anyone notice how similar Lara Trump looks like Janice from the Muppet band?
Don’t forget: “Idaho, Youdaho, She-da-ho, Old Jersey, Connecticut, Matchacut, Wyoming, Whereoming,…”
Jimmy is king, love his Trump roasting.
jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert should write bidens speeches
With Trevor Noah.
@@-oiiio-3993 geeze I miss that guy
He doesn't seem to need help.
Biden's speeches have been really good lately
So...not Kimmel and Colberts writers?
Writers are on fire this season. For real.
Love the banter with Lindell!!
Jimmy's continuing relationship with Lindel is heartwarming.
Yes❤ keep the gifts flowing and Goodwill to all 🎉
Right? I like how Lindell didn't doubt for a moment that Jimmy would wear the pocket protector. And somehow I think Jimmy would actually let him stay in the guest room for a night or two if he needed it.
I wish everyone with political differences could have some playful banter.
Too often, we have so much hate for people who don't agree with us, but we should all learn to disagree without demonizing each other.
@@jaketheauroran No we don't you demon!!
Oh, wow, sorry, whoa, dunno what just... you know, you may have a point.
i felt so happy when lindell showed his happiness showing the garbage can .. i know he tried to destroy america😪but he looked so happy 😄❤
Jimmie and the Pillow Guy's relationship has got to be the weirdest detente ever. Love it!
Jimmy, you do the best monologues of all on Trump. Oh my God I have to watch your opening monologue on Trump every goddamn day, for me, It’s a must and you are just so goddamn funny.!!!! Love them all love your Trump stories are THE BEST JIMMY … loves ya buddy!!!
Mr. Mike......he’s KINDA like your crazy Uncle Harold - looney as a 3$ bill & you want to YANK out your own hair anytime he opens his mouth, but somehow you find yourself belly-laughing none the less🤦🏻♀️🥴😬🤣😂😆😂🤣. LOVE LOVE LOVE the monologues Jimmy🥰🥰🥰
George Santos REPORTED $0 in campaign donations...
That is up from his first time. He was in the negative range.
George has finally hit the nadir of his political impression.
I see what you did there.
Either that or they were falsely allocated... to a person allegedly named George Santos
More than I figured he'd make
"Never fight up hill me boys"... That never gets old and always makes me laugh! 😅
😉😂😅 'Never fight up hill, me boys' was a relief from him saying the same thing over and over
@mammawlee, you mean like a "bigly" relief! Lol
Obi-Wan said it first.
Jimmy Kimmel makes me happier than chocolate, wine and my therapist.
That video of Donald Trump on the potty gives a whole new meaning to "Captain's Log".
Now I'll never be able to enjoy Star Trek again! I'll just have that horrific image in my head of Trump sitting there and "boldly going . . ."
Biden roasted trump in a cool azz way bruh 😎
*_Yeah, no, they are not. I WORK polling places...did it for a damn decade in Arizona, and now going to do so in New Jersey. She has no clue how the actual polling places work and the Leader of each polling place...the Inspector...does not have the authority to change rules on the day of voting. THAT is a crime in itself. NO ONE will be doing so at MY polling place, and NO ONE OTHER THAN THE ASSIGNED SIX PEOPLE TO WORK THE POLLING PLACE, THROUGH THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE, WILL BE ALLOWED WITHIN 75 FEET {OR 150 FEET FROM THE DOOR} OF THE LAST PERSON IN LINE. Any RNC freaks come tell me otherwise and I'm calling the Elections Emergency number AND the police...because that is the commission of a crime. I'm not playing at my polling place. Never did. Not on MY watch._*
Well done you are a decent person. All the best.
Thank you for your service! Any intimidation at a polling place is a crime.✌🙏
Working the polls is hard. My mom did in the 1960s when I was a kid. It was a very long day and they had to do everything by hand. Now it’s getting harder and harder.
Thank you for volunteering to work the polling places. You’re a fine person and a true patriot.
All the best to you!
🌈😘👍
When I did it, official "watchers" were allowed in as long as they abided by certain rules. They had to have a letter and a badge.
The president has humor . Great.
Please do more of your version of truth social tv, that was great stuff.
Jimmy and Mike need to do an ‘Odd Couple’ skit 🤣 With all the tension across media, it’s refreshing to see these two bounce off of each other. Their politics are definitely different but it’s kinda nice to see that neither takes offense to each other
The ex-president still attacks people inside the courtroom too with his passing gas. So cruel.
At least he did s*** his pants like the guy that wears depends and was installed in the WH by dead people.
Lol
It's small in there as well. Probably sucky ventilation 🤢
“Ah HA! THERE’S those weapons of mass destruction!”
Agent Orange is not to be ignored.
Thanks for showing Biden's great sense of humor. I hope he will come on your show. Or even Jill or Kamala. Kamala was on "I've had it" show recently and she was very funny plus very likeable. I think she would be great on your show. So happy to be able to watch your show every night. Love you and, of course, Guillermo!!
"Not just Tennessee, but Elevenessee, Twelvessee..." BRAVO. Great line!
I loved Indiana, Outdiana . . .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this. This is how you handle comedy pertaining to the other side but still remain a decent human being.
"corn popped" lol!
“He missed and got it in his hair” my jaw dropped at the savagery.
Lawsuit Lara and George Santos need to lay off the lip filler.
🤪
She’s looking like Larry Trump lately
Yeah it is going to her brain…..81 States!!!lol
@@laurinepiper6612 She seems to be as bright as Eric🤓
Don't they get their lipfiller from Trump?
Good lord, how do you come up with all of these Alternative Reality names for 45? They're hysterical!
Guy sitting behind Biden laughing hysterically is the best part of that scene. xD
Totally spectacular laughs, Jimmy!
There's something disturbingly wholesome about this whole Kimdel relationship.
First time ever I read the phrase 'disturbingly wholesome', which is disturbingly wholesome, considering it does involve Kimmel and Pillow 🤣
Love Kimmel’s opening monologue! It’s always so on point.
I love the back and forth between Jimmy and Mike Pillow.🤣
I absolutely LOVE how you guys on the left are keeping Trump FIRST in the news at EVERY turn... even on late night TV!! Every one of you are keeping his brand going... thank you! Makes me laugh and want to respond to Kimmel here like Emperor Palpatine: "Gooood, Goooood! I can FEEL your anger... let the hate FLOW from within you! EVERYTHING is proceeding as I have foreseen!" Keep it up, guys... and again, THANK YOU!
Thanks Jimmy! Your show really lifts my spirits! ❤
Omg that bit about windmills and bleach was 😂, m not for making fun of ex presidents but this one deserves 👏