Trump Tells Black People How Beloved He Is by Black People, Haley Loses SC & Cousin Micki Prank
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- Опубліковано 25 лют 2024
- Trump was given the “Champion of Black America” award over the weekend at a gala for the Black Conservative Federation, he spent his time freestyling on a variety of topics designed to let black people know how beloved he is by black people, he currently owes the state of New York $450 million and counting because he lost the fraud case, Trump beat Nikki Haley by twenty points in her homestate of South Carolina, he made an appearance at CPAC where he brought back one of his classic entrances, Mark Zuckerberg was in Japan over the weekend and showed off his hobbies online, and we pull an Apple Vision Pro prank on Cousin Micki.
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A smart man doesn’t tell you how smart he is.
A rich man doesn’t tell you how rich he is.
A popular man doesn’t tell you how popular he is.
A conman does.
Exactly!
Well said.
Well stated...
Right on!👍
You are exactly correct!
The audacity of kissing the flag when he totally disrespects the troops is beyond sick.
As a veteran it makes want to vomit!
he’s completely crazy
Him not being in jail disrespectful of everything this country stands for
He's a carnival side-show act. Yet he may end up in the White House. Again. Mind-numbing.
he totally disrespects all the flag stands for ... like democracy
How many millions of black people across our country did 45 offend?!! He is deplorable!
Too many to count
@@tiffanyeyoung1800 So much intelligence, so much hard-earned wisdom, so much effort, so much beauty in your response.
Now with all of that BS out of the way, are you intellectually able to articulate why you think Trump offended "Too many to count" black people, lol?
Assuming you aren't able to do that.
Whoever found the footage of the crowd, deserves a raise.
Have u noticed how they never scan the audience anymore?
Is like when he goes to Univision and says he is Love by Mexican people... By the way Trump put the panic in Spanic 😅😅
No wonder.. it was so much cheering
OMG yes!!!😆😆😆
They never show the "crowd".
Let's not forget Trump was sued and settled out of court in the 80's for discrimination against blacks and Hispanics that applied for rentals in his buildings and taking their applications and filing them in the trash can. .
Time brings about a change!!
Just like old Fred..
@@1goldbaby You're so right! (except in King Con's case obviously)
YOU actually BELIEVE him??????????????????????????????????????????????????? WTFingF
@@1goldbaby in Trumps case, convenience, more than time, brings change in Trump. And it's fleeting till end of election!
And when he percecuted "The Central Park Five" in the media.
Never forget the central park five. President Trump Played a Key Role in the Central Park Five Case. Innocent black teens that trump called the death penalty for!
He's never apologized either despite proof they're innocent and the hell they went through. HE HAS NEVER SAID ANYTHING!!
I don't ever put the word president before the word trump. Ever.
@@JMSsssssssyes yes yes!!!!
Trump 2024
@teendillbill9971 i agree! Trumpf for being the 2024 president...of cell block C! 😂
"A black worker is a great worker." I'm a bit surprised he didn't follow that up with 'Work makes you free'.
Just like Biden fed the black family with chicken...huh!!! TRUMP 3024!!!
He once said black men make good butlers. So disgraceful to those he says love him.
@@dolesncmorman yall have to be bots
" Biden says 'poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids' "
"The Black worker is a Great Worker."
"The country is being destroyed."
"Mexicans are the enemy."
God this sounds so familiar. Something about the Inter-war period...
Tell Grandpa to stop talking about black people period
And women!
@@Pbav8tor And Latinos! 😊
On the other hand, the more he does, the deeper the hole he digs.
@@spacelemur7955 Good point!
Literally the whitest profile pic talking lol
No team of comedy writers could ever write a character as ridiculous and as absurd as Trump. And yet every single day Trump tops his own idiocy.
Trump is a cheap version of archie Bunker.
It's been writing itself since 2016
He could be a character in the film, "Idiocracy"
“Where’s Jackie”? Dementia Joe
We will have another 9 months to enjoy this comedy and I know its only going to get better.Trump is his own worst enemy
Ohh these ridiculous Dump clips are pure gold. They get more & more bizarre daily 😂 Unbelievable .
When he said he couldn't see anyone because of the lights, i honestly thought he was going to tell them to smile so he can see them
Lol😂good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
😂
you know he wanted too😊
Oof. Perfect comment OP.
As a veteran him hugging/kissing the flag is offensive to me. the traitor for prison2024
Absolutely my thoughts 👍
Imagine how the flag feels!
@@sandpiperr He probably gave it siphylis.
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump next big winning in prison Marine vet
Not only did he demand they get the death penalty, he demanded it BEFORE the trial, then after they were exonerated, he STILL demanded they be put to death.
New Yorkers remember. . .
I'll never forget! 💯💯💯🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️👍👍. Thank you God in Jesus name. Amen.
The Central Park 5
he did that because black is his favorite color
TRump is going to win president again unfortunately 😢😢😢😢😢😢
Air kissing the American flag is so damn cringey. WTF is wrong with people who think that’s ok 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Everything. The answer is everything.
People without education
I pledge my lips to the Merican flag.......One Nation under Trump....with liberty and justice for none.
Have you seen MTG stroking a tRump cardboard stand-up on stage? 😮 I don’t know which is worse.
Dumpy Trumpy and MTG are bosum buddies...oh brother, it can't get get worse!😮😮
So he has to read the names of his immediate family, what a clown
I laughed out loud - Nobody rambles like me! "To talk or write in an aimless, erratic, and often long-winded fashion." Trump doesn't even know the meaning of the word "rambles" I assume.
Trump has to read off a list and he still forgets Eric!😂😢😂😅
Biden can't even read off a teleprompters, while Trump is great off the cuff
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
Not even close to Biden
@@Jackmcglothin111wa wa wa. 😂😂😂
💙NEVER FORGET 💙''We don't take an oath to a king or a queen, or to a tyrant or a dictator. And, we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator.''
Blue wave 🌊
@@AnthonyKing0811
Big Blue Tsunami!!
@@A.Briggs628 orange toast has shown his hand
@@AnthonyKing0811no, Blue should be drained and voted out
Great words.
Trump started his “praising Eric” speech by saying I have a son😂
It’s funny how Jimmy always uses Eric as a punchline but Trump proved there is absolutely truth to the jokes
Comedic gold. You know things are vacuous when the comedians are the smartest ones!
He can only see Black...because that's who he's being indicted by...Fani Willis, Leticia James.
And don't forget Braggs in the Stormy Daniel case starting in March!
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Now that’s a good one 😂😂😂
Who else noticed that Trump had to look down at his notes THREE times to remember the names of his own family - and he STILL forgot Eric.
Hahaha TOTALLY!!
President Biden doesn't need notes to recall his children's names; even with a note, trump forgot Eric.
Yes same! That’s amazing
Yes, yes, yes.... had to read all the names.... such a shame....😂😂😂
Specially when he said "you ain`t bl@ck, if you don`t vote for me!" Oh wait, that was Bin...!
Jimmy said Trump has stayed past his jail time to 19 million people watching 👍👍👍
That was a good one Jimmy!!!
Yes he is past his Trump Jail Time lololol
I built so many buildings, then got hauled into court for discrimination against black families looking to rent an apartment in one of those wonderful buildings. Whoops, I wasn't supposed to say that part out loud 😮😮
He fought facists. You only have find its there
It's time to check Trump's memory. How the hell do you forget your son, Eric? 😂😂😂
He only remembers Eric wife.
How much do you know about Eric?
tbf its easy to forget a sh!tstain on a carpet full of sh!tstains
@@GodLovesComicsNot this time, he forgot about her too.
IF HE WERE MY SON I WOULD FORGET HIM TO !!
Trump is completely allergic to the truth.🤦♂️
Trump is definitely insane. He is the laughing stock of the Western world.
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tuyenle8107 🤦♂️
And Biden is allergic to peace and closed borders
@@tuyenle8107 Russia loves you.
Thank you for mentioning what Trump did to the Central Park Five. It was despicable.
He a draft doger came on it
............was 3 DECADES ago........
😂😂Notorious P.I.G....omg, i'm killed!!
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Martin Luther King is rolling over in his grave.
Thank you Jimmy for showing that the Black Conservative conference is... mostly white.
😂😂😂
Datz cap
😂😂
Jimmy is a bonafide itty-it !!
Mr Kimmel's monologs are comedy gold!
💙🇺🇲🌊
I really love this show!! Michael Cohen is so funny with his nik-names for Trump and his buddies, love it!!
Trump can’t list his family members without looking down at a paper the whole time. And he still forgot two people. What a joke!
In all fairness Eric is pretty easy to forget exists.
He's become the real-life version of the episode of everybody loves Raymond where Ray gets an honorary doctorate and forgets to thank Debra in his acceptance speech.
Dude went bancrupt with a god damn casino and selling water while "being in his prime". what did you expect? 😂😂😂
People dying in the desert handed Trump Water… “Hmmm, no thanks”…
And one of them can't sing worth a lick, yet she will be co-chairing the GQP.
He read the names of Family members and forgot Eric, what a stable genius
Trummkopf also forgot Eric’s Birthday on Jan 6. He was born Jan 6 1984.
Can't remember the names of his family. Has to read them.
@@8arrows He didn't in 2021, that was his birthday gift. lol jk.
@@diegosuarez1563so fkn sad
I don't think he forgot. Which is worse.
My favorite color is... BLAAAAACCCKKKK!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shameful the way he says 'black'.. Blaaaaaack! It's absolutely insulting!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣said that like it was painted on his tongue
😂😂
Black is not a color pick up a book just one time in your life
The bit at the end with the cousins being tricked into thinking a pair of $30 ski goggle are the Apple Vision Pros was great lol
Trump is utterly delusional
BIGLY
He's Always been ridiculous!
Your Media is making you deluded.
Illegal
@@Joanlow1440p Yours somehow isn't???? Everybody's wrong except you, right!
If I hadn’t watched this episode, I would have kept assuming that “black” room was actually full of black people. Thanks for doing the extra work to confirm that.
When the camera showed the audience it became even more ridiculous than a Trump speech.
Yall will have to find out the hard way. We all couldn't make it. but we will make the voting booths. Blacks for Trump!!!!!!
I'm so relieved
@@phunchurchgirl lol me too 💙
well done Chico you made your mother proud
Jimmy you tell it the best we love you!
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages 😂
Every time when I think Trump couldn’t possibly embarrass himself any more he easily tops it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Super dorky too!
This guy has no shame.
How any person of color, or immigrant could vote for him.. or any person.. is beyond me.
I’m black and from the hood. Let’s talk tell me why it’s beyond you
@@pleasecutitoutexactly.
We got a savior here 😂
@@HotSauce-mn1mptelling you you would still never understand. Research..
Probably because we're not American last.
Wow that Apple Vision Pro skit was hilarious 😂😂😂
It was hilarious! Quite an eye-opener, eh? Spoke volumes! That bit taught me just how gullible people can be and what lengths some people would go just to keep collecting toys and money and gadgets and power and stuff by keeping others in the dark and dangling things in the air that the aristocracy knows damn well not to be had by the 90 per cent.
But would he rent them a living space?
Literally the first action Trump took as President "turning the White House white again" was cancelling the new $20 dollar bill featuring Harriet Tubman. Jim Crow 12.O
Yeah because the reasoning was bull 💩
@@user-uy3yh9vd2q Trump and "reason" is an oxymoron.
But then he set up permanent funding for HBCU’s.
@@MemoryUtilizerstarted
DJT is just giving the facts:
1. There are dozens of legal establishments in the NY region
2. Hundreds of judges
3. It could take one judge in one legal establishment to make a verdict in a week
4. Excessive delays have seen courts drag their feet for half a decade now
5. There is a clear reputation for bias, one of them ran on the slogan ‘let’s go get DJT’
6. If he postpones on the presidency; half a dozen years of inactivity in politics will ensure he can never be considered for a position of such high office and will could be left destitute
"Come up here, Lindsay!" and Graham trots onto the stage like an eager puppy wanting to get his head patted. All he needs is the wagging tail to complete the picture of the perfect lapdog that he is.
This comment is hilarious. 😂😂😂
Trump will destroy our party and we will deserve it.
Lindsay Graham
Txs, Jimmy Kimmel for informing American voters about Donald Trump Black’s perspective in 2024.
Wow... How can this be... Trump is making a mockery of our Democracy!!!!!!!!! Wow... Look at his behavior in Ga.. What is happening to the Country that I love so much to allow Trump's behavior..actions.. venom among voters.. Causing chaos in at the Capital in which people went to prison.. a person died.. Our lawmakers were in fear of death based upon Trump pushing the LIE of a stolen election... How??????????
I had 6 strokes, and I would never vote for Trump!
I pray your health keeps improving.
Checks out.
Damn!!!
The song says (as he dances) “and I won’t forget the men who died……” as I remember him calling dead soldiers “losers”. Unreal.
I don't think he even listens to the lyrics
@@Shinmsl well yeah…that is quite evident since the lyrics contradict his wacky beliefs.
The fact that you need to lie just points out how desperate you are
Exactly. But how soon they forget.🤔
@@estlhm805 Probably because he never said that and it's been discredited . Google it.
Totally cringing in horror at the embarrassment of his 'black people' speech. 😱
Hey JIMMY and the crew!!
I was just informed that former president “M.C. Trump” is suffering from an inability to control is bowels. 💩👟💰
Anybody notice how Trump had to keep looking down at his list of family members in order to name them all?! And he STILL forgot Eric and Lara? 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
My grandfather always called me, "Dolly... Linda...Jane." I never minded. I loved Papa. I went to church with him every time the church doors were open. I learned from him, loved and respected him more than anyone else in my life. He was my ideal of honesty. But would I have wanted him to be president? Sorry, Pap. You knew the Bible, not the Constitution.
I loved how Trump was looking down reading the names of his kids and he still missed Erik.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Drumf's a joke.
They claim Biden is mentally unfit. He's a little slow but Trump is a nutjob.
And a serious threat to our freedom.
He probably crossed Eric's name out before the speech.
Well, there's the one he pretends he doesn't have, the one he's attracted to, the one that embarrasses him and Barron.
Jimmy is relentless on tRump... and I'm loving it!!! keep up the good work👊🏽excellent job!!! vote 💙
It’s funny when he was reading the names of his family he was reading them off paper
How do you explain his support even with all his legal issues? Absolutely crazy!
Koolaid mixed with shroom s 😂😂😂
🤯🤯yes some people will follow any and everything
They hate Trump so much they'd rather America be invaded.
Hateraid is delicious!
Stupid is as stupid does.
When Trump embraced and kissed the flag, I’m surprised that the flag didn’t burst into flames.
It was cringing.
I think that only happens with a cross
It isn't even gold and he's hugging it.
I thought it was the bible.
Oh well another soiled flag to be "honorably" disposed of by the War Veterans.
Omg! Trump and the flag was hilarious! Great great monologue Jimmy as usual, but just superb tonight. Thanks for helping save democracy and freedom in such a funny way. Trump is truly dangerous and you are delivering the message perfectly. Thank you.
Keep it up Jimmy….thats why we love you
"All I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets." - Trump, Total Genius
He did say that! lol
It’s sad black ppl laughed at this it’s an embarrassment ours ancestors turn over in the grave. How u black conservative’s accept this mess
It's not even funny. It's cringey AF. It's definitely unhinged.
No what’s sad is that anyone laughed.
The condescension with which he speaks about black people is unreal.
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Ya it’s a lil cringe, at the end I’m laughing cause people actually hate him so much which is insane, but the ones that praise him are just as crazy, and everyone is falling for this crap, making everyone against eachother, not me though lol😂
Trump is hilarious
The first 2 and a half minutes of this had me on the floor crying
Ha, ha, ha,....dying here how Trumpster forgot ro mention Eric and Lara!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He read the names of his family and still forgot Eric! 😂😂
I burst out laughing and crying over the Orange Jesus and the flag. Thank you.
Is Eric really even his son? He's always forgetting him! Lol
Good Q, it would make a lot of moments sense somehow
How all these grown people can really sit there and cheer for that man child lol
How could he forget Eric, he was reading the names from a piece of paper 😂 . I don't need to read the names of my children or grandchildren, they are engraved in my heart.
I have to be honest, eventhough I hate the guy. They all have speech writers. It was probably a mistake, and the writer didn't put it in. However, these things are all read and approved by the candidate before they go on stage. That means Trump forgot Eric twice (once while checking it, and once while reading it on stage).
How many black republicans? It reminds me of the Key & Peele sketches 😂
'He loves, that flag!' 🤣
The faces of the people behind Trump when Trump introduced Graham was priceless. They looked like they were thinking,'Oh God, no! Don't do it!'
The guy in left of frame literally facepalms.😂
@@SageWon-1aussie I know!😆
On the contrary the band of enablers on the stage with Trump were probably going " Better Graham than me"
Jimmy Kimmel is doing real journalism, hidden inside humor...
😂😂😂
Thankyou for making the Trump “loving” the flag skit…the tassel teasing! 😅 All of your shows are really funny so keep on doing what you’re doing! 😊
Play this over and over!
Trump would do anything for a perceived vote.
Except ever tell the truth!
The number of black people storming the Capitol on Jan 6th..
ZERO
Source?
I'll look it up
Also, he had to look at notes for ALL of his family 😂
"I'm being indicted for you, the black people". Wtf are we doing anymore? Why does cancel culture not work on that guy?
Good question
This!!
Yes🤔🤔
Trump is very unstable
Why do you want it to?
OMG! Leticia James is AWESOME!! Her posting the 'cha-ching' clock ticking is PERFECT. What a great TRUTH teller!! Tick-tock, tick tock!! Trump Tower becoming a new public housing complex!!
Yeah, it's kind of delicious.
You can't read between the lines can you?
...that rents to "the black people" 🤣
Leticia is so cool. Get that Trump!
@@user-sl9to7lg5b and then you woke up...Trump 2024!
He is soooo f'd up, it is beyond comprehension!!🤯
Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Micki is a genuinely sweet person. We truly love her.
We?
Jimmy, you are such a gift to us!! Your humor, your insight, and your humanity help us somehow muddle through the travesty infecting our country in the person (sorry, poor word choice!) of IQ45! I can’t unsee that turd’s interaction (or do I mean interference?) with our nation’s flag 🫣 but you help us laugh through it! ❤️. Please, please, don’t ever retire!!
Oh that's humor? So humor is political comedy that makes no-one laugh and comedy is actually funny. Got it.
I agree. Same with Seth and Colbert! It's like the only sanity left is in late night shows.
@@mycoolvids Really? Colbert dancing around dressed up like a needled trying to force you into believing what he believes is Sanity? Maybe try thinking for yourself because thinking like everyone else... is not really thinking.
How is 46 doing? 😂😂😂😂 turn off your TV! 😂
It's hilarious to watch Trump have to look at his notes to remember his own kids' names. Priceless.
Biden can't remember what planet he's on..come on man!😂
@@peterkarv2845 . Trump does know his wife from Jean Carroll,thinks you can nuke a hurricane 🌀. Says that windmills cause cancer and kills whales. Didn't know Puerto Rico was part of the U.S. Didn't know what state he was in. Asked his covid expert if she could investigate if disinfectant could cure covid. Come on man shut up.
@peterkarv2845 but Biden is not an insurrectionist, Spanky is.
@@michaelhayes7469 insurrection 😆 say no more
@@peterkarv2845so their basically in the same boat being just a few years apart, eh!
Excellent use of satire😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant and hysterical.
He said good looking guy, 'Cary Grant' then realized his audience. Faux Paux at the max
He had to read the names of his family! READ the names…and still didn’t have Eric on the list or remember to say it!
Jimmy Kimmel getting better all the time - in my eyes.
Always love to see Cousin Micki ❤❤❤
He said it blk like Ron Burgundy 💀
Even Mortimer Snurd would be shaking his head at this fool's idiocy.
I ❤ AG James
He is such a family man he had to look at his list to see who they are! There’s a true family man for you.
When it comes to Trump, people need to take their blinders off. If they did, they would realize that he causes brain cells to die. Literally!!!
Yeah, You blaming him for your alcohol addiction now?
His voice is truly hypnotic the way he drones on and repeats himself and emphasizes weird parts of his ramble. It's crazy.
Their brain cells are already dead.
Crazy thing is he WILL make a comeback if goes up against Joe
@@jayb5478 Why do you think that? Are you a troll?
"So, I have a son.."😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was a top 10 funny Kimmel Show. Had severe
Giggle Fits thank you ! Goggles prank was the best prank Ever!
Kimmel is a gem ! No one takes the p... out of the Trumps better than him ! Genius ! 😅
Well done Jimmy ! ! ! 🇺🇸
Thank you, Jimmy, for the analysis you mentioned-and I’ve been saying for weeks: Haley is still in the Republican nomination race because the odds of tRump not making it to the election are pretty good because of criminal convictions. She could do worse than be the last candidate standing.
Does tRump have a “lock-her-up” on the GOP nomination? Does he have a “lock-her-up” on Nicky Haley?
I think you meant "pretty good."
@@georgeritmeester4736 I think you are right!
Yea, its a good strategy to wait for Trump to go to jail.
'Augmented reality.'😆