Joe Rogan - Hotel Fire - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +230

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl.html

    • @user-rn8wp8xi5y
      @user-rn8wp8xi5y 5 років тому +9

      No

    • @whitest__dad
      @whitest__dad 5 років тому +3

      Cringe

    • @TheLambLive
      @TheLambLive 5 років тому +15

      You wanna see cringe?!!... Fly me out, I'll come do a 10 minute set. I've never done stand-up before in my life. 😁

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 років тому +2

      I cringed at this comment

    • @imyourdoctor4799
      @imyourdoctor4799 5 років тому +16

      I'm cringing right now watching joe rogan doing stand up

  • @EveningWhispersASMR
    @EveningWhispersASMR 6 років тому +5740

    I wish I could hear Joey’s version of this story

    • @DoubleDash28
      @DoubleDash28 4 роки тому +141

      Evening Whispers ASMR like a Doctor

    • @briansogorka4300
      @briansogorka4300 4 роки тому +21

      Evening Whispers ASMR yessss

    • @parkerinwonderland8676
      @parkerinwonderland8676 4 роки тому +325

      He took the elevator and got high. End of story.

    • @CPI99
      @CPI99 4 роки тому +248

      He’s gonna find a way to mention an 8ball and how tremendous it was. Dude it’s the BEST storyteller 😂

    • @abrahamukpokolo7205
      @abrahamukpokolo7205 4 роки тому +9

      You n me both

  • @rogerlimoseth4790
    @rogerlimoseth4790 5 років тому +3552

    "Im with Joey Diaz". Nuff said, we know where the fire started.

  • @williamhong3634
    @williamhong3634 5 років тому +8739

    Damn, could you imagine if this guy did a podcast or something?

    • @joeorozco450
      @joeorozco450 5 років тому +140

      William Hong that’d be insane

    • @DD3UCES
      @DD3UCES 5 років тому +133

      William Hong think it’d be the best podcast in the world?

    • @johnybravo1738
      @johnybravo1738 5 років тому +96

      I’ve got good news...

    • @Mrxyz553
      @Mrxyz553 5 років тому +30

      Mr Jumbo does he really do podcast?😃

    • @barrymcaulkiner143
      @barrymcaulkiner143 5 років тому +135

      Pull that shit up

  • @allMTN
    @allMTN 5 років тому +1228

    Joe's ability to jump off on a tangent and make his way back to his point without losing the audience is incredible.

    • @zanitejeci5807
      @zanitejeci5807 3 роки тому +34

      The podcast skills

    • @BrxIghtside
      @BrxIghtside 2 роки тому +25

      @@zanitejeci5807 years of standup way before that

    • @littlelexibaby
      @littlelexibaby Рік тому +6

      fr! my guy has that natural comic ability where he just knows how to be funny.. who'd have thought someone who can kick you like a sledgehammer would be this funny frfr

    • @w.kfontaine7084
      @w.kfontaine7084 Рік тому +2

      So, to you, this was funny?

    • @slapxshot96
      @slapxshot96 Рік тому +2

      @@w.kfontaine7084obviously… did you not read the comment correctly?

  • @agarion101
    @agarion101 5 років тому +1015

    That's the most joey diaz thing joey diaz has ever done

  • @gregortiz6078
    @gregortiz6078 8 років тому +4823

    I took the elevator, like a doctor. hahaha

    • @yasirzainal1
      @yasirzainal1 8 років тому +109

      like a ductah!

    • @nicholasmills2838
      @nicholasmills2838 8 років тому +75

      Watch Joey's stand up and you will.

    • @nawman2033
      @nawman2033 8 років тому +1

      any in particular?

    • @nawman2033
      @nawman2033 8 років тому +8

      or is it just his mannerisms

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 6 років тому +7

      naw man look up the Lucy Snorebush story

  • @rumpustime5460
    @rumpustime5460 5 років тому +1702

    I had to check if this was on 2x speed because I'm used to podcast Joe.

    • @ytnoname1189
      @ytnoname1189 5 років тому +14

      No shit mate

    • @myid9876543
      @myid9876543 5 років тому +51

      I didn't know he could talk this way

    • @stevieshred682
      @stevieshred682 5 років тому +81

      Weed and whiskey on the podcast, coke and E on the live shows.

    • @jessealbrecht1095
      @jessealbrecht1095 5 років тому +11

      He needs to chill out on stage lol

    • @natezosso6822
      @natezosso6822 5 років тому +3

      Because hes always high

  • @LilSplashPad
    @LilSplashPad 5 років тому +4585

    On god 95% of this shows budget is spent on the intro sequence

    • @gator4458
      @gator4458 5 років тому +410

      Yet I still skip it

    • @ashleyroserochetto8381
      @ashleyroserochetto8381 5 років тому +191

      And I skip them every time

    • @jakedonald7934
      @jakedonald7934 5 років тому +20

      I wish there was a series of just the intros to these, they leave so much to the imagination

    • @badjokezach6359
      @badjokezach6359 5 років тому +51

      If they dont spend the money their budget probably goes down

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 5 років тому +44

      @@badjokezach6359 ayyyy someone knows simple business practices

  • @nukleyar
    @nukleyar 4 роки тому +325

    That Joey Diaz impression should come with a concealed carry license.

  • @pkcaleb463
    @pkcaleb463 4 роки тому +454

    Joe Rogan: “I COULD SEE THE SMOKE”
    Joe Rogan- “it wasn’t a real fire”

    • @MrWisdom79
      @MrWisdom79 4 роки тому +54

      It was from the fire extinguisher they set off.
      How's your reading comprehension?

    • @insanemrawesome9859
      @insanemrawesome9859 4 роки тому +65

      @@MrWisdom79 it was a video, wtf does reading have to do with anything?

    • @weathersytv3572
      @weathersytv3572 4 роки тому +55

      @@MrWisdom79 lmao youre both dumb af

    • @TheSlash994
      @TheSlash994 4 роки тому +35

      @@weathersytv3572 you're*

    • @suckmyspaghettimonster4603
      @suckmyspaghettimonster4603 4 роки тому +14

      @@TheSlash994 *The slash 994*

  • @WINZ0W
    @WINZ0W 9 років тому +1464

    Joe's frantic female voice is classic. Love it every time.

    • @mm1k3y
      @mm1k3y 5 років тому +17

      It's fucking awful.

    • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
      @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 5 років тому +14

      MOSNIM and his uncle Joey impersonation is spot on to

    • @SeeWorldKevin
      @SeeWorldKevin 5 років тому +29

      @@mm1k3y like awfully good?

    • @mm1k3y
      @mm1k3y 5 років тому +4

      @@SeeWorldKevin awfully terrible in every single way.

    • @mm1k3y
      @mm1k3y 5 років тому +3

      @@Waddup.. hahaha wow

  • @HarryVerolme
    @HarryVerolme 9 років тому +3386

    The Joey Diaz part made me laugh so loud

    • @DJFlemmyFlem
      @DJFlemmyFlem 9 років тому +103

      Joe does the best Joey Diaz/Alex Jones impressions.

    • @Kibbler69
      @Kibbler69 9 років тому +60

      This is why Joey Diaz is a king among men.

    • @sweetswing1
      @sweetswing1 9 років тому +1

      thesuperbroski

    • @datguy729
      @datguy729 9 років тому +5

      Harry Verolme i didnt find the last part funny, you're not suppose to go down an elevator during a fire, because the elevator shaft acts as a chimeny during a fire, causing people to suffocate in a box

    • @HarryVerolme
      @HarryVerolme 9 років тому +83

      It's funny because Joey doesn't give a fuck. I probably wouldn't do it myself in a similar situation, but I love how he does it.

  • @shamanlama8
    @shamanlama8 9 років тому +588

    literally this was the best setup for a punchline ever, its like a giant inside joke for anyone who knows who joey diaz is

  • @castro1016
    @castro1016 3 роки тому +35

    “There’s no urgency in your movement” 😂 such a Joe thing to say 🤣

  • @srijanagrawal255
    @srijanagrawal255 4 роки тому +112

    An 8 min rogan story and joey diaz is still the funniest part of it

  • @skaterdude7277
    @skaterdude7277 6 років тому +594

    "I took the elevator, like a doctor."

    • @sgtraff6027
      @sgtraff6027 5 років тому +5

      best fucking line

    • @adityabali1939
      @adityabali1939 4 роки тому +14

      DOCTAAH

    • @skaterdude7277
      @skaterdude7277 4 роки тому +4

      @@adityabali1939 damnit how dare you out funny me. Out pizza my hut, in front of everybody?

    • @danielcocan2056
      @danielcocan2056 4 роки тому

      Aditya Bali this fuckin guy

    • @ricosuave953
      @ricosuave953 3 роки тому +1

      And I assume he took a fucking joint with him on his way out? Lmfao if he was gonna die then he was gonna die high

  • @Dreamergirlws
    @Dreamergirlws 9 років тому +1560

    Joey Diaz was the best thing of the whole story

  • @clamclam7632
    @clamclam7632 7 років тому +2359

    That part about the alarm clock had me dying

    • @robg485
      @robg485 6 років тому +4

      🤣🤣 me too!

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 6 років тому +3

      Me to :) 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @leninrob898
      @leninrob898 6 років тому +20

      I died when he said how loud do I have the volume on this thing.

    • @kxdin2961
      @kxdin2961 6 років тому

      Clam Clam clam clam

    • @bert3163
      @bert3163 5 років тому +3

      That totally happened to me last time (the only time, I think?) I was in a hotel and the fire alarm went off. Complete disorientation. LOL!

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 5 років тому +77

    "And then I started thinking about Ambien"
    That should be the name of Joe's autobiography

  • @the3dotsguy...610
    @the3dotsguy...610 5 років тому +265

    Thats crazy man, have you ever done DMT?

  • @Punisherer
    @Punisherer 7 років тому +485

    If this ever happens to you. Grab a towel, maybe extras for others, and wet it. In case you encounter high air temperatures or fire, you can wrap it around your head, face, mouth.

    • @toolswithtimmyboi8040
      @toolswithtimmyboi8040 6 років тому +185

      Also can be used to Choke slow retards unconscious

    • @johnbarron383
      @johnbarron383 5 років тому +16

      Thanks, I'll try it.

    • @oscarlopez8782
      @oscarlopez8782 5 років тому +14

      And suffer steam burns

    • @gardensofthegods
      @gardensofthegods 5 років тому +7

      And try to make sure you are staying on the lower floors could make a huge difference .

    • @bongoloboy3800
      @bongoloboy3800 5 років тому

      I'll probably remember that tip in the future

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby 8 років тому +807

    I might start taking Ambien now...saves time on cooking

    • @martingoddard3994
      @martingoddard3994 7 років тому

      Desean lmaoo

    • @the5stacys
      @the5stacys 6 років тому +41

      I've painted entire walls on ambien, sanded and stained furniture and rearranged rooms. I call it the ambien elves. And they do a damn good job!

    • @capacitf2723
      @capacitf2723 6 років тому +10

      He ate the turkey tho

    • @youngdave3283
      @youngdave3283 6 років тому +5

      @@the5stacys your a junkie

    • @the5stacys
      @the5stacys 6 років тому +9

      @@youngdave3283 not really.

  • @bradleysmith9924
    @bradleysmith9924 9 років тому +1416

    Bill Burr on here would be great. :)

    • @blarghhboy
      @blarghhboy 9 років тому +26

      ***** We need. Bill. WE NEED HIM.

    • @thedude4795
      @thedude4795 9 років тому +1

      yeah, fuckin Shaffir will just call Spielberg, they're both jewish, so obviously he could help out. lol fail

    • @nobodyknows1243
      @nobodyknows1243 9 років тому +6

      As much as i love bill i have to say that he has become unfunny to me =/

    • @thedude4795
      @thedude4795 9 років тому +5

      too bad you're only one human being out of seven billion, and thousands to whom he hasnt. the dude needs to reinvent himself but some objectivity is the first step.

    • @APokeInTheEye
      @APokeInTheEye 9 років тому

      Yes!!!

  • @smburk88
    @smburk88 3 роки тому +5

    That right there may be the worst I've ever heard....

  • @cenni1887
    @cenni1887 5 років тому +318

    Joe “this guy seems pretty cool, he should start a podcast” Rogan

  • @csrc92
    @csrc92 8 років тому +18

    "You don't want to be the first guy to step on people's heads" very good words to live by.

    • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714
      @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714 7 років тому +1

      csrc92 no you DO want to be the first guy, google this and thank me later. Station nightclub fire, warwick rhode island. Should come right up. If you didnt hit the door of the station nightclub within 55 seconds you died in there. Ill step on heads in a fire so fucking fast. You dont wanna know. But ya you should watch that everyone should at how fire spreads and how scary of a way to die that is. To go within 45 seconds from getting a beer with your date listening to music to burning alive. Like dude , i dont even wanna go out anywhere but yeah great vid , on you tube, not for kids.

    • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714
      @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714 7 років тому

      He said you dont wanna be the first guy to freak out he said anyway you misquoted haha so you get the station fire video and happy halloween.

  • @CcBudCcTokerCc
    @CcBudCcTokerCc 9 років тому +74

    His Joey Diaz impression is so good. The more I watch Joe's stand up's, the more I like them. I used to not like them but he has an interesting outlook on a lot of things.

    • @gregkis
      @gregkis Рік тому

      I think you're just becoming more and more delusional

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy 8 років тому +268

    Joey Diaz is fucking awesome. Hope to meet him before he dies

    • @adamturner1563
      @adamturner1563 8 років тому +28

      before you die, would of sounded less curse like.

    • @micktheebs6113
      @micktheebs6113 8 років тому +19

      I think he knew what he said.

    • @Zombikilla10789
      @Zombikilla10789 8 років тому +7

      Jesus Herrera Comedy i shook hands with him when he arrived at a recent houston comedy tour, he said "yall are some fuckin yungstas!". im 18 lol it was amazing he so chill, and the show was murder to my sides

    • @ea119
      @ea119 8 років тому +19

      Jesus Herrera Comedy or before you die you fucking witch doctor

    • @chrisjamez00
      @chrisjamez00 7 років тому +5

      Jesus Herrera Comedy clock is ticking...you have about 6 months...

  • @alfieford95
    @alfieford95 3 роки тому +10

    Joe does such a great impression of Joey that I can clearly see him leaning back with that joint smiling “LIKE A DOCTOR”

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0
    @DustinRodriguez1_0 8 років тому +38

    Ambien is a SUPER weird drug. Do not try to go to bed hungry when taking it, or yes, you WILL get up and acquire and eat food. But, it's weirder than that. It doesn't make you crazy. You are just as competent and capable as you ever are, you're just not forming memories. That's why you forget. It might be different for high dosages, but I'm fairly certain you could get up in the morning, take Ambien, and go to work, and no one would notice anything amiss. It does not make you sleepy. Not at all. If you lie down and try to go to sleep, you will succeed. But if you do not do that, if you stay up instead, you'll stay awake with no issue. The next day you won't remember hardly anything you did the prior night, but you won't just fall unconscious or feel groggy or anything. I took it for awhile because I wasn't sleeping well and waking up was extremely difficult, and I'd been late to work (like 2-3 hours late) dozens of times and it was getting me into trouble (luckily my job wasn't time-sensitive at all and it was only a big deal if I missed a meeting or something, otherwise I would just work late to compensate). I never had the experience of doing anything unusual, but I did do things like going out and buying a sandwich in the middle of the night, cooking and eating food at night, etc before I figured out not to go to bed hungry. Oh, and the surprise packages from Amazon. Those were always fun. Didn't remember ordering anything, but I'd look and sure enough I ordered stuff late at night and just didn't remember. It was always stuff I wanted, and stuff I would have bought if I was awake, though. Such a super weird drug... it helped me out though, I was able to get back into sleeping right.

    • @CodeinCaptain
      @CodeinCaptain 8 років тому +2

      wait so what does it do exactly..?

    • @DustinRodriguez1_0
      @DustinRodriguez1_0 8 років тому +1

      CodeinCaptain It makes it so that if you lie down and you try to go to sleep, you will be able to. That's it. How it does this I have been unable to learn (and seriously I have tried, its mechanisms of action are VERY poorly understood). I did learn that it, for some reason, has been used in multiple cases on people who have been in a persistent vegetative state for years... and they woke up.

    • @yunocomehere6312
      @yunocomehere6312 8 років тому +1

      +CodeinCaptain lol

    • @kingturner19mt
      @kingturner19mt 8 років тому

      Dustin Rodriguez you could've just said it makes you sleep eat instead of writing a novel.

    • @jjenson2006
      @jjenson2006 8 років тому +5

      _Dustin Rodriguez you could've just said it makes you sleep eat instead of writing a novel._
      It's the Ambien!

  • @jcolterh
    @jcolterh 6 років тому +237

    I wrote a letter on Ambien. Its just a bunch of squiggles and the words, "I go sleep now."

    • @richboyprado
      @richboyprado 3 роки тому +1

      I would text people on it - worried a lot of people that week lol

  • @hangmn4237
    @hangmn4237 8 років тому +614

    didnt know Kurt angle did stand up

    • @jeremynelson5311
      @jeremynelson5311 8 років тому +12

      hangmn it's damn real

    • @richardchamberlain6815
      @richardchamberlain6815 6 років тому +11

      It's true. It's true

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 6 років тому

      RedoranGuard's-SkyrimBattles hell yes I'd love to see that.

    • @robg485
      @robg485 6 років тому +2

      Hangmm that’s not Kurt angle. It’s Matt serra

    • @Sam-rq4yc
      @Sam-rq4yc 6 років тому +1

      Kurt angle

  • @jojodede8712
    @jojodede8712 5 років тому +68

    Joey “the doctor” Diaz

  •  4 роки тому +3

    This was the video that introduced me to Joey Diaz, thank you Joe Rogan.

  • @ilovelamp6642
    @ilovelamp6642 8 років тому +530

    Holy shit, I would love to kick it with Joe Rogan, Tom Segura and Joey Diaz. That's the comedy dream team right there

    • @shaneomahony6022
      @shaneomahony6022 8 років тому +3

      I love lamp joey diaz belongs in gta he'd probably kill you in your sleep and tom would be crying and joe would be giving commentary

    • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714
      @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714 7 років тому

      They are just comics telling crazy stories man, its not about you its about the intro.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 6 років тому +4

      Episode 1000 on JRE

    • @cqccqc1728
      @cqccqc1728 6 років тому +1

      I love lamp 👍Add DAVE CHAPPELL📝to that list & to me, that would be as good as it gets💯

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 6 років тому

      Not the standup dream team but the guys you wanna go out and drink with, dream team. If you could pick up Bill Burr and Patrice O’Neal along the way you could die the next day fulfilled.

  • @jks2389
    @jks2389 5 років тому +24

    My weird experience with Ambien was taking my pill, going to sleep, then waking up in a hospital with an IV and a nurse sitting over in the corner. Apparently I had gotten up shortly after falling asleep and taken the whole rest of the bottle of Ambien. I was living with my grandparents at the time, and they told me I came out of my room still in my boxers and t-shirt and went outside, got into my car, and tried to drive somewhere. Luckily they stopped me and took me to the ER. But goddamn was it surreal to go to sleep normally and wake up in a hospital with all this shit hooked up to me. In the end the nurse was there because they suspected it might have been a suicide attempt. So yeah, trying to convince ER personnel I wasn't suicidal was... fun. I take benzos for sleep now, at least I don't have to worry about waking up naked in another neighborhood in the middle of winter.

  • @AnonComic
    @AnonComic 5 років тому +15

    Best impression of Joey Diaz I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 5 років тому +1

    I love it when right at the start they spoil a gag from 2 minutes later in the same video. Well done.

  • @bttffreak4
    @bttffreak4 4 роки тому +24

    Joe "let's be honest, you heard his podcast before you watched his stand-up" Rogan

  • @erstermontag908
    @erstermontag908 7 років тому +17

    when he started talking, it feels like I'm watching UFC.

  • @TheSystomatic
    @TheSystomatic 9 років тому +6

    Loved this - Glad Ari is getting the recognition he deserves. Joe could probably tell stories about his times with Joey Diaz for HOURS!

  • @nxilp.5891
    @nxilp.5891 6 років тому +4

    I feel like Joe could come on this show 100 times and still have stories to tell

    • @gregkis
      @gregkis Рік тому +1

      And they would all be unfunny

  • @dgb56bgd
    @dgb56bgd 3 роки тому +2

    I LOVE JRE…But I LOVE YOUR STAND UP just as much. I’d never watched you do stand up. YOU ROCK!

  • @Eisenarsch
    @Eisenarsch 5 років тому +43

    Rogans stand up comedy makes me smile a little, but nothing more...

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 5 років тому +4

      I agree but it's still enjoyable, like Bill Hicks. I enjoyed Bill Hicks' standups but I don't think I laughed out loud once

    • @xdrummerxcorex
      @xdrummerxcorex 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed...

    • @barebasics
      @barebasics 4 роки тому

      Geoffrey Bronson what!!! Bill hicks is a legendary stand up tho... what are you saying I ain’t even white

    • @modsiw10k
      @modsiw10k 4 роки тому +1

      @Gary McMichael I don't think it's that society sucks, people just have different senses of humor than you.

    • @modsiw10k
      @modsiw10k 4 роки тому

      @Gary McMichael The simple fact that we disagree proves that comedy is not at all concrete or uniform. Everyone has a different sense of humor, and it all depends on the individual who finds it funny/not funny and the context of the joke. Some people find Joe Rogan funny, and so he is funny to them. Others don't, and so he isn't funny to them. Humor is subjective, so to say that someone is categorically not funny is completely untenable. Certain people may rely on being found humorous through certain techniques, like acting stupid, or being loud, or using deadpan, etc., and the technique alone may be measured and quantified, but the actual quality of being funny is not something that can ever be concretely measured because it is different for each individual. That is why humor is subjective.

  • @iSquishMoths
    @iSquishMoths 9 років тому +19

    The constant yell of a delivery is wearing. Just too much.

    • @itscork
      @itscork 9 років тому

      +OldBoy
      Some people just have to bitch.

    • @juansaldivar9204
      @juansaldivar9204 9 років тому +1

      +OldBoy it's actually wearing man just accept it but he is still funny as shit though

  • @brianbarnett3555
    @brianbarnett3555 6 років тому +14

    As a former ambien user who made a peanut butter and tuna sandwich, I can sorta relate

  • @tdbird931
    @tdbird931 4 роки тому +6

    I’m up at 1:00 am watching this after having to evacuate from my hotel. He’s not lying about any of this.

  • @nathandust
    @nathandust 4 роки тому +3

    Joe Rogan Is Insane.
    And I Love It.

  • @monblancnoland4666
    @monblancnoland4666 4 роки тому +12

    joe" he isn't the best comic but his podcast is the shit so I support him " rogan

  • @justintricate3258
    @justintricate3258 8 років тому +7

    I had a very similar experience! I can testify to the lack of urgency people have...

    • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714
      @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714 7 років тому

      JustIntricate watch the ststion nightclub fire amd experience that if you need fire safety for your whole life in your brain.

  • @papageorgio6076
    @papageorgio6076 9 років тому +152

    I took the elevator... like a doctaa

  • @denglertodd
    @denglertodd 5 років тому +26

    Best part was Joey Diaz’s line.

    • @markcarvallo9322
      @markcarvallo9322 5 років тому +5

      "I TOOK THE ELEVATA. LIKE A DOCTA"

    • @JamesBond-xx1lv
      @JamesBond-xx1lv 5 років тому

      Ohh yes, the punch line. Gets me every time... -_-

  • @OFFICIALDANIELTOM
    @OFFICIALDANIELTOM 5 років тому +15

    Joe's comedy is as funny as a heart attack, love his podcast.

    • @supremetaco2399
      @supremetaco2399 5 років тому +1

      How is a heart attack funny?

    • @OFFICIALDANIELTOM
      @OFFICIALDANIELTOM 5 років тому +18

      @@supremetaco2399 exactly, Joe's not funny

    • @equinoxnemesis6170
      @equinoxnemesis6170 Рік тому +1

      @@OFFICIALDANIELTOMlol went over his head

    • @Thomson07
      @Thomson07 Рік тому

      @@OFFICIALDANIELTOMjoe is funnier on the podcast than his standup lol. I do find his animal noises quite funny tho

  • @LuchoH838
    @LuchoH838 5 років тому +10

    The alarm part is so me dude, thought the same when there was a fire alarm in a hotel I was staying at

  • @dsussman
    @dsussman 9 років тому +586

    THESE ARE FUNNY STORIES NOT STAND-UP. What don't you haters understand??

    • @dmbkersh
      @dmbkersh 9 років тому +15

      Get 'em.

    • @dubcity2228
      @dubcity2228 9 років тому +8

      Preach

    • @onnilaakoli4295
      @onnilaakoli4295 9 років тому +5

      Ari said at the beginning these are true stories..

    • @fatpowerful
      @fatpowerful 9 років тому +18

      But this is a funny story, and if your a good comic you should be able to get at least funny tags. If not they just let the bar tender in the back tell some crazy story not the pro comedian.

    • @PectusCarinatum
      @PectusCarinatum 9 років тому +4

      dustin sussman Haters gonna hate, what don't you understand?

  • @supergbonin
    @supergbonin 4 роки тому +31

    “I’m in that weird dream state”
    At least now we know Joey gave him the stars of death. There was no fire, Joe was just high

  • @wikiweediawebsite6841
    @wikiweediawebsite6841 7 років тому +6

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 the last line along with the perfect voice impression

  • @phoenix3284
    @phoenix3284 4 місяці тому

    Best stand up ever 😍😍😍 Loved it 😂😂😂😂

  • @m1shka26
    @m1shka26 Рік тому +1

    This guy should make a podcast.

  • @bavinabdulrahman7142
    @bavinabdulrahman7142 11 місяців тому +5

    Joe has incredible storytelling power, I sit down and listen to his comedy but it's not funny at all, not one bit I do not even giggle but It still is interesting to listen to.

  • @hammbone8184
    @hammbone8184 5 років тому +17

    Just my opinion. I just enjoy Rogans commentary and podcast better than his comedy

  • @aminimoose3971
    @aminimoose3971 5 років тому +25

    Honestly, the moment I heard Joeys name, I figured he had a part in it lol

  • @Leo-ye1pc
    @Leo-ye1pc 4 роки тому +72

    "San Francisco is an old city"
    Laughs in European

    • @redhoodproduction904
      @redhoodproduction904 3 роки тому +4

      laughs in being the part of Indus civilization

    • @tbyte007
      @tbyte007 3 роки тому

      @@redhoodproduction904 And ? The oldest villages are still in Europe.

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 роки тому

      @@tbyte007 so? Point is if youre from anywhere outside of US, their old cities would be considered modern and nearby cities would probably diss it for being so new lmao

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 3 роки тому +1

      Literally every city on the east coast, including the one Rogan is from, is older than san Fran by atleast 100 years lol.

    • @PhoenixAscending
      @PhoenixAscending 3 роки тому

      Thought the same thing

  • @sicroyalty
    @sicroyalty 2 роки тому

    8 minutes for the most perfect line from Joey Diaz. Worth it.

  • @franciscoleyva4413
    @franciscoleyva4413 8 років тому +316

    Fucking love these. Hate the intros though. Pointless

    • @djdentonyo
      @djdentonyo 8 років тому +4

      +Francisco Leyva point is to attract the viewers w/ less than 30 second attention spans... but yeah super annoying

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 8 років тому +5

      +Francisco Leyva Complete waste of money. Shit music too

    • @luci_annihilates
      @luci_annihilates 8 років тому +2

      +Francisco Leyva they do it because it is fun. get over it :)

    • @luci_annihilates
      @luci_annihilates 8 років тому

      Elefterios Makis
      ?

    • @prawngravy18
      @prawngravy18 7 років тому +1

      advertising. i thought it was obvious...oh wait it is, just skip them instead of whining

  • @HAIRLINE1000
    @HAIRLINE1000 4 роки тому +9

    Joe Rogan is one of the best humans god blessed this earth with,,,No Lie

    • @joeselsbury543
      @joeselsbury543 3 роки тому

      Only that is a lie. Joe the toe is a p.o.s.

  • @tacotacotington3638
    @tacotacotington3638 8 років тому +38

    The guy who sleep made the Turkey was Kevin James

    • @kewltony
      @kewltony 5 років тому +1

      This is the 1st time Rogan has said "my friend" and actually means a friend rather than "a person I met once".

  • @Luke-ofStoke-Factor
    @Luke-ofStoke-Factor Рік тому +2

    Joe Never tells 1 joke on his PODCAST.

  • @josephcoates8591
    @josephcoates8591 Рік тому

    His delivery on the Joey Diaz joke was on POINT!

  • @stockyjohn
    @stockyjohn 5 років тому +7

    Ambien is a beautiful drug that takes you to a happy place.

  • @Thulgore
    @Thulgore 8 років тому +7

    I fucking love the intros

  • @underwhere5407
    @underwhere5407 6 років тому +4

    Dude they should have had Joe, Joey and Tom up on stage telling this together, could you imagine?!? Could easily be the funniest This is Not Happening yet

    • @jeffeverett1599
      @jeffeverett1599 2 роки тому

      You do know this is just a made up story right? I hope so or your really dumb!

  • @dredgenheresy
    @dredgenheresy 4 роки тому +1

    "Like a Docta" is now one of my favorite phrases

  • @TheDirtyyoungman1
    @TheDirtyyoungman1 2 роки тому

    "Like a doctor" 🤣🤣😂😂 Gotta love Joey.

  • @magssr
    @magssr 5 років тому +63

    I like Joe’s podcast, not his comedy.

    • @bennevis6843
      @bennevis6843 5 років тому +5

      He’s terrible. Americans always use facial expressions and shouting and they think it’s funny

    • @stroppy3245
      @stroppy3245 5 років тому +6

      Ben Nevis
      Should we try being monotone and having no variation of our voice?
      Sounds hilarious

    • @bennevis6843
      @bennevis6843 5 років тому +2

      Stroppy funny people don’t need to put that much effort into it, it’s natural your either funny or not

    • @cmdrw9855
      @cmdrw9855 5 років тому +3

      @@bennevis6843 I didnt know you knew 330 million+ Americans. Where did you find the time to meet everyone?

    • @bennevis6843
      @bennevis6843 5 років тому +1

      CMD RW Americans are all woooo yeeeeaaahhhh wait a go yeeeeeaaahhh

  • @vlad.vasilev.94
    @vlad.vasilev.94 4 роки тому +39

    Joe Rogan: There's a thin veil of civilisation that goes on when you're in a natural emergency.
    Me in 2020 COVID-19 crisis: No shit there is!

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 4 роки тому +1

      That part where the guy stops on the stairwell - what's the bet he lives in Massachusetts, Oregon, or Washington state 😂

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 3 роки тому

      @@MiaogisTeas Whats the over/under? Could be jersey

  • @Yeah55552
    @Yeah55552 2 роки тому +7

    Joey just came out as a cameo😂

  • @quentcoff1479
    @quentcoff1479 2 роки тому

    Whats happening is maturity in other life situations could go through to come

  • @jahnilee2026
    @jahnilee2026 3 роки тому +2

    His impression of Joey is hilarious and too on point

  • @XTremePyro144316
    @XTremePyro144316 8 років тому +256

    Joe Rogan is fucking awesome

    • @brabhamfreaman166
      @brabhamfreaman166 8 років тому +11

      +The Pickle Snatcha #47 Sure, but he'd be awesome at it, amirite?

    • @CezarMS1
      @CezarMS1 8 років тому +3

      The moment I found out he does DMT, I was dumbfounded.

    • @alexeilindes7507
      @alexeilindes7507 7 років тому

      Cesarito its a very intellectual substance

  • @Kymv8382
    @Kymv8382 7 років тому +20

    I feel like Joe has so much potential with his comedy but sometimes he over does it or just slips up here and there and it kills it

    • @greg_reacts
      @greg_reacts Рік тому +2

      I think he is BELOW average. I wonder how many comedians think that but won't tell him lol I notice that on his Podcast, alot of OBVIOUS humour goes straight over his head. Odd

  • @freddiet6807
    @freddiet6807 4 роки тому +9

    Almost had me Joe, first you saw all this smoke at the bottom of the stairs then it was just some pranksters pulling the alarm 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @lucasw2880
    @lucasw2880 4 роки тому +1

    We need more of these from Joe Rogan. I'm sure he has a million of these stories.

  • @ClaudeRicke
    @ClaudeRicke 5 років тому

    I don't think enough credit to the team that does the intros for these. Kudos to you guys and gals!

  • @PlagueDocTV
    @PlagueDocTV 5 років тому +10

    The thing with Joe is that he's way funnier than the people that write his jokes.

  • @warpcrafter
    @warpcrafter 3 роки тому +3

    When the fire alarm is active, the elevator is supposed to be locked out.

  • @SA-5247
    @SA-5247 5 років тому +5

    I was in a hotel fire in Panama City, during spring break, at the holiday inn, on the 12th floor. Myself and three other of my friends have to stumble down 12 flights of stairs hammered beyond ability to actually walk. We basically stumbled down the stairs and I realized when we got to the 2nd floor my friend nick wasn’t with us. He literally slept through smoke coming in the room, fire alarms, a helicopter hovering over the hotel, and firefighters banging on the door.
    All this because some moron threw a blunt roach onto the tiki bars dry palm leaf roof and it was similar to throwing a truck load of dry leaves on a fire.

  • @kevinkrooner440
    @kevinkrooner440 3 роки тому +3

    So Joe took the story of Kevin James going to a supermarket on Ambien and coming home and cooking dinner then questioning why someone broke in and cooked dinner...epic story that we have heard 40 times on JRE

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 роки тому +7

    Joe is so funny. Joey coming out at the end had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @britishcig5462
    @britishcig5462 5 років тому +7

    The captions/subtitles for this are so far off its wild, seriously im getting captions on screen for shit he wont say for 45 more seconds

  • @axe693axe
    @axe693axe 5 років тому +5

    5:59 now say:
    *Bring me pictures of Spiderman!*

  • @retrokbm3004
    @retrokbm3004 5 років тому

    Joe and Joey are gifts from god

  • @adamchristensen2648
    @adamchristensen2648 5 років тому

    Joe Rogan is a great fuckin comedian. Pace your story, stay in the funny bits while they last, nail the callbacks, hit the punch line, get off the stage.

  • @Xx_m1k3_0X1onG_xX
    @Xx_m1k3_0X1onG_xX 5 років тому +18

    That's crazy. Have you ever done DMT?

  • @sergez6172
    @sergez6172 8 років тому +7

    i made many a meal and had a thing for climbing over fences into private properties and climb the building on the grounds when i was supposed to be asleep on ambien/benzos etc.

  • @SunG0D936
    @SunG0D936 5 років тому +3

    His Joey impression is spot on

  • @NightwingReborn
    @NightwingReborn 2 роки тому +1

    The same thing happened to me earlier today in a hotel in Branson Missouri.

  • @EpIcHoBoGuY
    @EpIcHoBoGuY 4 роки тому

    i like how the intro tries to make the doggos look all scary but they are just a bunch of happy good boys

  • @anthonyreynoso7275
    @anthonyreynoso7275 8 років тому +7

    That Joey impression at the end gets me everytime