@@scubadiva666 I know friend. I just couldn't resist laughing. You turned out alright, so no harm done. We can forgive your dad for everything else he did right.
@@manhattanvi I know the "rule" is that women age faster than men, but if I see around me that's BS. Men at my age (66) are bald with big bellies while most of women are slim with beautiful hair, no makeup, no lights, no cameras added.
When I was a 1st grade I pissed my pants in class. And they were blue jeans😓 so being a very resourceful kid I went to the bathroom and wet the rest of my pants to make the color more uniform. Success!🤣 very uncomfortable but it worked.
Growing up is the hardest thing you could ever do... I thought. But if your successful - really successful - you get to be in your seventies and you just kick your wet pants onto the bathroom floor because your parents are dead and there's nobody around to make fun of you.
@@peteryocum yeah that was so hilarious. But it was also so insightful and super smart. The eloquence of her joke transcends common thinking, truly worthy of praise.
@Andrew Sokolowski True but it wasn't great for everybody, the liberal fight was to make it great for everybody. Starting in the 70s however there was a slow shift which hit high gear in the 80s. Labor was thrown under the bus, democrats shifted to identity politics at the expensive of labor which never should of happened. And big corporate legal bribery made a two Eunuch party structure. Now if we can get back to the best of the old days and include everybody we'll be fine.
Andrew Sokolowski it’s because it’s associated with trumps racism. By make America great again he straight up meant keeping the rich rich and the poor poor, keeping minorities down and the whites on top
@Covidarius Jackson That depends upon which hand is closest to my junk when I am thinking really dirty things about her. Masturbation is a difficult thing for me. I have to set up a thing where I can stimulate my junk while disconnecting from reality into believing I am having sex in order to get off. If that is a TMI thing, keep in mind that you asked. I have a hard time getting off if I am not actually having real sex and I'm learning how to detach from human contact more and more to do it... a far better thing because involving anyone else in an orgasm long-term ties you to their drama.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Covidarius Jackson did in the first reply to my comment. Jokingly and indirectly, but he asked. The one thing people who actually know me have in common is they are experienced enough with me to not ask questions, joking or not, that they will not want the answer to. I also don't care if other people are uncomfortable, so I never developed the filter to stop me from being direct anyway. Watching people cringe when they try to make me feel uncomfortable is fun anyway. I cannot relate to most things that embarrass others. During the summer, roommates don't invite people over unless the air conditioning is up to a comfortable level. Why? I don't care if people see me naked. They also know that if my bedroom door is closed, it is for their comfort because if they walk in on me doing something like getting dressed or doing other things they don't want to see... I won't stop until I'm done.
I took her book 'The Bedwetter' to read in the waiting room at a doctor's appointment. When I went in, she took that to mean bedwetting was my problem. 😳
I love comedy with a dry delivery and she has it. She’s not funny because she’s cartoonish or animated like Kevin Hart. She’s funny simply because her content is hilarious and her timing is impeccable.
I'm a long-time fan too. Saw her perform live at the (now closed) Zipper Factory theater in NYC. It was a great set but one joke that I won't repeat here struck me (and only me) as so funny that I almost literally lost my shit. I laughed so hard she had to stop the show for a minute so I didn't drown her out... I had tears streaming down my face.
It has got nothing to do with not understanding, comedy isnt some universial formula. Whats funny to me might not be funny to you and vice versa, as always it has to do with individuals having different tastes.
@@soukainabenichou4159 what makes pointing out her shitty personality bigotry exactly? Or is that just your go-to word since you can't find a real argument?
ironmonk yang America is on fire while trump runs the show... You Deranged Trump Supporters are Making America Garbage Again, cause conservatism is always spot on backwards...
It wasn't actually a pact with the devil, it's a pact with God aka "The Covenant" They are God's Chosen People, after all ! And omg I love her too I think she is SO gorgeous I'm thirtysi**coughing fit** sorry, where was I oh yeah I'm 29 and a straight woman but I gotta admit, she's had me seriously questioning my sexuality for 20, er, 14 years now!!
Doesn't have kids really helps her. Like one of my aunt who decided will not married and have kids. She's living the life I'd want in my 20's, remote work and traveling every time she wants.
Sure, even Jesus said they are "storytellers"...and something about not being deceived by their many FABLES. But im pretty certain Jesus didn't never said they were honest. In fact just the opposite. One of the books of JOHN... MAYBE 1 JOHN someplace near the end of CH 8 and in CH 10 Jesus basically tells them they are of their father the devil!!! THAT HIS FATHER AND THEIR FATHER ARE NOT THE SAME. Someone pointed this out to me and I read it..I was really shocked since we are TOLD, BY the SELF APOINTED CHOSEN OF COURSE, THAT THEY ARE GODS CHOSEN. So its one or the other either they are calling God a liar or they are lying . Whoever denies Christ has NOT the Father..
@@sheebakitty378 Your argument is a perfect example of "to beg the question". You ignore the fact that Jews who were not Christians did not accept Jesus as the Messiah. Therefore whatever Jesus said regarding them would not be considered the word of God. But thank you for showing how biblical interpretations are used to perpetuate antisemitism.
I have to be honest with the 'loose' or 'hard' option, I thought was gonna be a lot worse going by the context of her father's supposed thought process.
My dad was the same. Other moms would call my mom because he would tell me the most inapropriate jokes and I would tell everyone in school without knowing what they meant lol
As soon as I clicked on the video, I thought, "Sarah Silverman looks like that girl from..." and right then she said "Sleepaway Camp". That was crazy. Seriously, go look up a picture of Angela from Sleepaway Camp and then come back to this video.
The greatest thing about Sarah is she’ll literally say anything. The second greatest thing is she’s funny. The third greatest thing is she’s sexy as hell. I don’t think there has to be a fourth greatest thing.
I think its brave of her to admit the bed wetting thing out loud in front of the world. I wet my bed until I was 8 amd thought I was freak. I also could barily read until I was 9. I like that Ms. Silverman is a strong funny woman who k ows who she is and isnt afraid of it.
She's one of those comedians you can laugh at even after you've quit weed. "The Sarah Silverman Programme" was one of my favorite shows back in the day.
I wish I knew more about Judaism. I grew up in NJ and had tons of Jewish friends, but they never really spoke about it. That’s an interesting take that I’ve never heard.
@@jackrockwell6698 It took a long time before my friend's opened up to me when I was living in Long Beach, NY. Most surprising were very diverse opinions about the occupation.
Sarah is almost 50! Thats why her dad is 80. Thats a surprise to me.
I'm pretty sure that this is a few years old and he's 80+ now
Yeah, I was surprised for a moment and then I remembered that she's the same age as me. She doesn't look that old.
Damb she looks really good theb
I'd still hit..... JLo is 50 something......I'd still hit
@@thebabyfacedking7441 facts bro
When I was like 12, my dad asked me, "How do you make a hormone?" and before I could ask how, he said, "Don't pay her!" And I'm like, "What?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@mrbennett Yeah, but that was a totally inappropriate joke to tell a 12-year-old girl, much less your daughter.
@@scubadiva666 I know friend. I just couldn't resist laughing. You turned out alright, so no harm done. We can forgive your dad for everything else he did right.
Lmao I had to think about that one
@ But not to tell to a 12-year old-at least in 1972. Maybe nowadays kids would get it.
Damn she is aging well
This was around 3 years ago I think but yeah, I guess you’re still not wrong
She's older than Dave Chappelle but she certainly doesn't look it
@@adamafzall4618 lighting + makeup + cameras
@@manhattanvi
I know the "rule" is that women age faster than men, but if I see around me that's BS. Men at my age (66) are bald with big bellies while most of women are slim with beautiful hair, no makeup, no lights, no cameras added.
*Not if you count age in "years since bedwetting stopped"*
"He treated us like bros..." to his daughter
ahh that's why she's the way she is now...
Yeah and no cuz then every woman would be like her.
Kinda but no it’s hard to really explain but there is a bond.
Maybe it would help women understand where men are coming from...
We need help. That’s all.
What's your solution? Bring daddy government to tell people how they should behave?
Get a life and mind your fucking business you closet commie.
"back when America was great" complete gold
Biggest joke is the USA
I was going to paret that. Hi,
There was a full pause before they started clapping.
This was probably the best anti trump joke I’ve heard so far they are so damn overdone but this one was good
It's the delivery as well that's so good
When I was a 1st grade I pissed my pants in class. And they were blue jeans😓 so being a very resourceful kid I went to the bathroom and wet the rest of my pants to make the color more uniform. Success!🤣 very uncomfortable but it worked.
What about the smell
@@black_nerdy I actually don't remember it being a problem. Luckily it was at the end of the day. But as far as I know I got away with it.
That was a Mentos fresh move.
These are problem solving skills ya just can't teach. You either got it or ya don't.
Growing up is the hardest thing you could ever do...
I thought. But if your successful - really successful - you get to be in your seventies and you just kick your wet pants onto the bathroom floor because your parents are dead and there's nobody around to make fun of you.
OMFG LOOOOLLLL
"BACK WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT"
WAS EPIC
that seriously was a star sapphire of standup. Her material ranges from good to great, and that line and delivery was... spectacular.
@@peteryocum yeah that was so hilarious. But it was also so insightful and super smart. The eloquence of her joke transcends common thinking, truly worthy of praise.
P V I was coming to comment the complete opposite. Not clever, or tasteful.
@@JN-cv8vj Cry me a river. I'm not for Sarah silvermans politics but to say that wasn't clever is just being defensive. Learn to laugh at yourself.
So epic she had to pause and wait for an applause. Audience was like 😐😒.. Oh wait that was a dig at Trump😅😅😅👏👏👍
Martin's House of Cloth actually exists, it's in New Hampshire where she is from. So cool that she tells true stories like this without filter
I really liked "back when America was great"
@Andrew Sokolowski Democrats only cherry pick the racism from context.
@Andrew Sokolowski True but it wasn't great for everybody, the liberal fight was to make it great for everybody. Starting in the 70s however there was a slow shift which hit high gear in the 80s. Labor was thrown under the bus, democrats shifted to identity politics at the expensive of labor which never should of happened. And big corporate legal bribery made a two Eunuch party structure. Now if we can get back to the best of the old days and include everybody we'll be fine.
writerconsidered it will never be great for everybody if you’re gonna use that point then what’s the point of the argument
Andrew Sokolowski it’s because it’s associated with trumps racism. By make America great again he straight up meant keeping the rich rich and the poor poor, keeping minorities down and the whites on top
writerconsidered that would be ideal but most likely not going to happen in our lifetime at least
I never ever would’ve guessed “Letter Home.” Loose or hard was my immediate guess too, but then I am a nurse 👨⚕️.
What does it even mean? 🤷🏾♂️
Same because I'm a preschool teacher
I was going with "liquid or hard"... But really, nothing made sense.
I figured "lonely/homesick".
I thought left handed 😂
Much respect to Sarah. So consistent.
@Mike Knight Nope
Good gag mike!
Consistently 6/10 funny.
As in hard?
@@rottenpucker that is very kind/optimistic
Like millions of men, I've been in love with this woman for decades now.
@Covidarius Jackson That depends upon which hand is closest to my junk when I am thinking really dirty things about her. Masturbation is a difficult thing for me. I have to set up a thing where I can stimulate my junk while disconnecting from reality into believing I am having sex in order to get off. If that is a TMI thing, keep in mind that you asked. I have a hard time getting off if I am not actually having real sex and I'm learning how to detach from human contact more and more to do it... a far better thing because involving anyone else in an orgasm long-term ties you to their drama.
@@That80sGuy1972 no one cares wtf is wrong with you lmaoo
@@That80sGuy1972 no one asked though...
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Covidarius Jackson did in the first reply to my comment. Jokingly and indirectly, but he asked. The one thing people who actually know me have in common is they are experienced enough with me to not ask questions, joking or not, that they will not want the answer to. I also don't care if other people are uncomfortable, so I never developed the filter to stop me from being direct anyway. Watching people cringe when they try to make me feel uncomfortable is fun anyway. I cannot relate to most things that embarrass others. During the summer, roommates don't invite people over unless the air conditioning is up to a comfortable level. Why? I don't care if people see me naked. They also know that if my bedroom door is closed, it is for their comfort because if they walk in on me doing something like getting dressed or doing other things they don't want to see... I won't stop until I'm done.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Yes they did though!
I took her book 'The Bedwetter' to read in the waiting room at a doctor's appointment. When I went in, she took that to mean bedwetting was my problem. 😳
Rough 🤣🤣🤣
Lol is it good
Telika Howard it is! Totally worth the embarrassment 😄
Bahahaha
was really effective when you had to give the urine sample though
Wow her whole set gave me Marvolus Missis Maisel vibes. Both her audience and her general vibe.
Are these camps like Catskills?
Lol only she came 20+ years before 😂
@Kodie Kulp You must be fun at parties.
I haven't seen that show, is it crass?? It looks way innocent
@@zzzcocopepe thats the trick. It is not innocent at all. Mrs. Maisel is a very vulgar stand up comic. Its an amazing show
I love comedy with a dry delivery and she has it. She’s not funny because she’s cartoonish or animated like Kevin Hart. She’s funny simply because her content is hilarious and her timing is impeccable.
Been a fan of hers for a long time. Her delivery is just perfect.
I'm a long-time fan too. Saw her perform live at the (now closed) Zipper Factory theater in NYC. It was a great set but one joke that I won't repeat here struck me (and only me) as so funny that I almost literally lost my shit. I laughed so hard she had to stop the show for a minute so I didn't drown her out... I had tears streaming down my face.
Her delievery is horrible idk what you're talking about
@@ThatOneGuyWhatsHisName Get out incel
@@ThatOneGuyWhatsHisNamethough she is much better then many other comedian women.
@@ThatOneGuyWhatsHisNamejust shut up clown
"Loose or hard" sounded like something else to me, and I was horrified at first. I thought, that would be a more direct sexual abuse.
I love her " seriousness " when she delivers a punch line. 😂
I think that's why some people dont understand her style of comedy and dislike her.
It has got nothing to do with not understanding, comedy isnt some universial formula. Whats funny to me might not be funny to you and vice versa, as always it has to do with individuals having different tastes.
people dislike her because she is an insufferable narcissist who virtue signals constantly
@@turkeywheat but her ethnic backgrounds adds fuel to a lot bigots so ....
@@soukainabenichou4159 what makes pointing out her shitty personality bigotry exactly? Or is that just your go-to word since you can't find a real argument?
@@turkeywheat says a lot about your own insecurity lol I wasn’t even hinting at you personally bro..
Her and her dad must have a pretty good relationship I think.
The audience kept missing hilarious sneaky punch lines.
I started getting a little panicky towards the end that she wouldn't say what LH really meant.
Every time I see Sarah, I fall in love all over again.
She is genuinely my favorite comedian at the moment
Dave Chappelle & Andrew Schultz!
Dont get out much?
Why?
@@funkyfranx Because she's absolutely hilarious
The monk girl 😀
Everyone’s talking about the “Back when America was great” joke, but that L/H joke was hilarious 😂
@Edward Gonzalez America is greater now. More or less. You can never have another president like Trump in the next millennia.
Edward Gonzalez ...you clearly don’t know shit about American history, lol..
ironmonk yang America is on fire while trump runs the show...
You Deranged Trump Supporters are Making America Garbage Again, cause conservatism is always spot on backwards...
Edward Gonzalez ...the only people who hate America are the ones who voted for trump to begin with...
Edward Gonzalez 95% of the world’s immigrants have no interest in coming to the US..
You right wingers are ruining America’s name.. yet again..
I’ve been attracted to this woman since I was twelve. She simply doesn’t age. I’m almost 30 now. What pact with the devil did she make
It wasn't actually a pact with the devil, it's a pact with God aka "The Covenant" They are God's Chosen People, after all ! And omg I love her too I think she is SO gorgeous I'm thirtysi**coughing fit** sorry, where was I oh yeah I'm 29 and a straight woman but I gotta admit, she's had me seriously questioning my sexuality for 20, er, 14 years now!!
Doesn't have kids really helps her. Like one of my aunt who decided will not married and have kids. She's living the life I'd want in my 20's, remote work and traveling every time she wants.
It's her skin, that flawless, pore-less, super-taut, velvety skin.
Norm MacDonald molded her at the age of 19 when she was writing for SNL. To this day she can't think of Diahhrea without thinking of Norm
Did you really just ask what pact a Jewish woman made with the devil?
The best looking woman who has ever walked on this planet,, hope she get's to sydney australia one day. Need an autograph..
It makes me laugh when she said back when America was great.
Still one of my top favorites ever!!!! She completely gets the human condition and what's fucked up about it (in a normal, non-apocalyptic way) :-)
Always funny. She seems more confident than I remember. Is this a newer recording?
given the Trump joke it can't be any older than 2016
I think the constant touching of her nose sums up that confidence pretty well
ItsFilko is that a body language queue of confidence or something?
2017
@@Cuppat1337what?
I was a camp counselor and this is bringing back memories 😂
She’s the only white women comedian who isn’t annoying af. I like her and I can hear her talk all day.
Ricardo Gonzalez She’s Jewish so not really white.
she's also the only white person who can do blackface and not get cancelled for it
Geez. I wonder if Danny really blew Punchy and if they all watched. Wtf?
Haha
Any other comic I would be somewhat skeptical. With her? I'd be surprised if it weren't true - that her father said it.
he had people get him so he could check their shit, and he was too embarrassed to ask what "L/H" meant ??? Seems fair
I thought "loose or hard" would stand for "easy going" and hard to get.
Not gonna lie, I have a super crush on her. Say what u will, but honestly, I don’t care.
she's brilliant and gorgeous, what's not to like?
You're not alone, bruv.
@Mark "Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines"
@Mark Your mother's a bitch.
Dude same. Like i never did but i do now.
I think this was the best Sarah Silverman I've ever heard. From the heart and very funny. No gratuitous cursing or pussy references.
Love this woman. :)
She’s so Dayummmmm cute.
you got that straight
She is a great storyteller. I watch a lot of her standup acts. She is really honest about her life which is why she is so damn funny.
n she doesnt talk about her pussy all the time
Sure, even Jesus said they are "storytellers"...and something about not being deceived by their many FABLES.
But im pretty certain Jesus didn't never said they were honest. In fact just the opposite. One of the books of JOHN... MAYBE 1 JOHN someplace near the end of CH 8 and in CH 10 Jesus basically tells them they are of their father the devil!!! THAT HIS FATHER AND THEIR FATHER ARE NOT THE SAME.
Someone pointed this out to me and I read it..I was really shocked since we are TOLD, BY the SELF APOINTED CHOSEN OF COURSE, THAT THEY ARE GODS CHOSEN. So its one or the other either they are calling God a liar or they are lying .
Whoever denies Christ has NOT the Father..
@@sheebakitty378 Jesus Christ! (Literally and figuratively)
@@sheebakitty378 You are schizophrenic.
@@sheebakitty378 Your argument is a perfect example of "to beg the question". You ignore the fact that Jews who were not Christians did not accept Jesus as the Messiah. Therefore whatever Jesus said regarding them would not be considered the word of God. But thank you for showing how biblical interpretations are used to perpetuate antisemitism.
"Dad open up with it or close with it" 😂😂
The most beautiful women inside and out have hairlines like Sarah..
So just a hairline? What's special about her hairline? Tf
Whatevenhappenshere if you know you know😂😂
🤔
🤷♂️🤦♂️
@@robhernandez7322 I wanna know :(
I've loved Sarah.....ever since.
She's awesome. So is her Dad.
I love her so much ❤️❤️❤️
She's gorgeous.
She looks AMAZING for 49.
I love the new Sarah! She's so chill, and actually funny!!
Same Sarah as before.
@@thestu059 nah.
@Red Coal one funny one not
@Red Coal one welcome
Sarah is so beautiful, and funny!
This explains so much...
I have to be honest with the 'loose' or 'hard' option, I thought was gonna be a lot worse going by the context of her father's supposed thought process.
Some of your best material
So good! Love her
0:15 that solo audience laugh made me break 😂
this was great
My dad was the same. Other moms would call my mom because he would tell me the most inapropriate jokes and I would tell everyone in school without knowing what they meant lol
She's such a beautiful person inside and out.
Nah.
Finally someone else had those books. No one I know ever remembers them.
Was never a big Sarah Silverman fan but this special had me laughing out loud frequently. Definitely surpassed my expectations.
Goddamn this woman is fine as hell!! Love her!!
She's almost 50
@@ahmed6472 me to.. lol
@@geraldcollins3739 Good luck
Gerald Collins and rude in person
@@josephishkabibble5863 you met her?
She is so beautiful, it’s hard not to fall in love every time I see,hear,or think of her.
bro, you good?
CostBubbles I like your pet fish it smiles like my x
Her stories are always the best.
A true master of comedy.
She is so gorgeous
As soon as I clicked on the video, I thought, "Sarah Silverman looks like that girl from..." and right then she said "Sleepaway Camp". That was crazy. Seriously, go look up a picture of Angela from Sleepaway Camp and then come back to this video.
The greatest thing about Sarah is she’ll literally say anything. The second greatest thing is she’s funny. The third greatest thing is she’s sexy as hell. I don’t think there has to be a fourth greatest thing.
I could mention a couple of things. A pair, even. I was pretty shocked when I realised.
"She'll say anything". There was some event where the comics were told to try to shock the audience. Silverman was the only one who actually did so.
@@eze6982 I don't know if there's video of it. The story was related by someone who was there at whatever event it was.
She'll say anything and not even crack a smile lol
So many years, she never fails to make me laugh.
Legit I hadn't heard her in ages and I'm still laughing, great delivery.
Wow, she's GLOWING in this special!
HILARIOUS !!!
Jus a beautiful & bright timing is impeccable
I love Sarah
she's AMAZING i love her
I think its brave of her to admit the bed wetting thing out loud in front of the world. I wet my bed until I was 8 amd thought I was freak. I also could barily read until I was 9. I like that Ms. Silverman is a strong funny woman who k ows who she is and isnt afraid of it.
LoL she is grown ass woman doing stand up if she can't make fun of peeing herself when she was a kid she should go to therapy
Really not a big deal to wet the bed. Don’t be so hard on yourself.
simply one of the best clips of all time on NetflixIsAJoke!
The most prettiest female comic I have seen.. funny too
Yes but those male comics though
2:02 Had me cracking up *SO* loud. 🤣
So all those kids parents got a letter from the camp with an uodate of their kids stool sample 🤣🤣
Damn Sarah, we all have so much love for you. You rock.
"Stage" Sarah didn't get the meaning until she was thirty, subtle joke on top of the main one, two point conversion completed.
Still love this woman, so gorgeous ❤
I bet Danny is getting lots of questioning phone calls for the next week. Punchies like, "I'm glad I have a nickname."
Love Sarah Silverman!
i had those books passed on to me by family members when i was about 8-10
I went to camp with a kid who brought a bunch of those books. I read them.
I was never the same.
She's one of those comedians you can laugh at even after you've quit weed.
"The Sarah Silverman Programme" was one of my favorite shows back in the day.
Yeah, that was absolutely hilarious!!
I'm sorry but all i am seeing rn is vanellope doing a stand up
I came here for only this reason
Punchy Kramer really took one for the whole team....gotta respect. Lol
„Doesn‘t anybody fuck anymore“😂😂 Where can I get these joke books?🤔
In Christianity, scripture is the end of the debate. In Judaism, scripture is the beginning of the debate. Critical thinking as a tradition.
I wish I knew more about Judaism. I grew up in NJ and had tons of Jewish friends, but they never really spoke about it. That’s an interesting take that I’ve never heard.
@@jackrockwell6698 It took a long time before my friend's opened up to me when I was living in Long Beach, NY. Most surprising were very diverse opinions about the occupation.
What does religion have to do with any of that
I'm speaking more about a culture which values critical thinking over dogma. Religion is usually where everybody loses their minds.
The laughter machine should be adjusted. It's faster than the punch line. OMG.
Love this women XD
"Fak Sarah" - Matt Damon
Btw she looks 35 lol.
ofc she looks great, she's vegan
@@MrJakson112 is it a joke?
@@miroslavmusalek9194 No?
@@MrJakson112 lol
@@MrJakson112 nah, it's the bathing in the blood of the innocent
Wow, such an excellent woman! Love you Ma'am
Yo, this comedian got jokes.
Whoa
Love her❤️🌹
So.... Penelope from wreck it Ralph vibes!
I don’t know if you’re joking or not but she... is the voice actor for vanelope.
@@RampagingPixie bro Venelope literally has Sarah's face and hair. Lmao
“…THIS IS PUNCHY KRAMER.” 😂
...when. America was great.
Amazing
She’s just awesome !!!
It only took her 22 years to get the red riding hood joke😂
I love her lmao
She's great