If I had a nickel for every time Doug (a man who used to explain things with food) didn't understand the basic fundamentals of how food works, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice
7:16 I love that this stream has such a tight knit bunch of in jokes and references that I can immediately recognise the name of a past character and go “yo it’s captain historybeard”
The fact that chat almost never votes in favor of Doug, but they all immediately agreed that the guinea pig colonist counts really shows where their priorities lie
I don't know much about rimworld, so the reveal that chat could talk through the characters being done through a pet cobra saying "I want weed and a gun" was perfect.
Hey, we should [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] at the [REDACTED] right inside [REDACTED] with the little [REDACTED] so that we can get some ice cweam and multiple warrants for our arrest!
A group of people charging another group of people while shouting "For the weed!" Is a situation I have actually experienced before. Except in this case both groups had already smoked weed and the shout was very low energy
Fun fact: displaying a red cross is a war crime, because it's considered impersonating a medic. Several games have done this, such as Stardew Valley and Yu-Gi-Oh on the card Injection Fairy Lily
no. only displaying it in combat with the intent of deception is a war crime. and proving intent is almost impossible. so as almost all other geneva convention war crimes, its a worthless platitude that at BEST can only be levelled against weak and poor nations.
@@fl3m1n9o4 Good question! The answer is no because the flag of England reaches the end of the flag and is the flag for a single nationality. Meanwhile the red cross doesn't reach the end of the flag, the cross's points are of equal end, and it is a flag recognized internationally
@@fl3m1n9o4 It's not literally any cross that is red, it is a specific symbol. I believe that any use of the symbol that isn't authorised and for medical purposes is a violation of the Geneva convention, even completely private use, though I'm not 100 percent sure of that. In video games you'll often see a white cross on a red background to avoid this.
Hey Doug, if you’re wondering why your colonist with guns just stood there while being beat, it’s because you have to be at least 3-4 steps away from them. If the enemy in your colonist’s face, the colonist will have to melee instead. When you see the enemy getting closer, back up and try getting behind something.
There is a mod for this game that has twitch integration already, it lets the chat vote on the next disaster and spend channel points to spawn items and trigger events
Alright, let me cook for a bit. Given that Doug does streaming as a job. That means that while playing, he’s also doing his job. And he’s playing a game called Rimworld. With this in mind. Could Doug playing this game be considered a Rimjob?
Hey dougdoug for the past 5 months I've been barely keeping myself alive and your a huge part of keeping me here. Without you and your entertainment/distractions I wouldn't have continued, I'm still struggling with it and I don't know if I will continue to go on. Either way thank you so so much for being yourself and for providing all of us with something to pass the time, I hope your enjoying making the content as much as I enjoy watching it bc you deserve to be happy.
Be alive, my human brethren. Depression sucks when you're in it, but it's like eating shitty vegetables: you won't even remember the taste when you're chewing some burg down the road
DouglasDouglas: They wheel will decide(what to do about your need for parasocial validation) The Wheel: DougDoug takes manual control of someone for the rest if their life. Now...ain't that sus.
Rimworld is an art form that most cannot understand. It is those who do things like this that makes the game enjoyable and understandable for everyone else. Edit: if I had a nickel for every time I started a cult randomly, I’d have 2$. Don’t question it, welcome to the cult of rimworld, the church of rimrim.
@@Thebiggestchard2987 RIMWORLD IS AN ART FORM THAT MOST CANNOT UNDERSTAND. IT IS THOSE WHO DO THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKES THE GAME ENJOYABLE AND UNDERSTANDABLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
@@Thebiggestchard2987 I welcome you to the church of RimRim. Our pope is Mr. Samuel Streamer and our God is RimRim. It has bestowed upon many thousands of people the greatest entertainment known to man; an entertainment that nourishes the very soul; war crimes.
It was painful seeing as how the final Man in Black was literally faster than the bear but because of suboptimal movement on DougDoug's part, Twitch Chat's glorious colony was destroyed..by two high-as-kites bears.
So just to clarify: killing that guy in Banthos is not a war crime, it's just combat. However attacking the solar power panels is targeting civilian infrastructure, which is a war crime.
I've heard someone say they dreamed of a world of peace. A world without crime, weapons, military, those are just unnecessary. And that we then go to that planet to colonize it since they can't defend themselves
Doug do be laughing at "Damaging the weed is a warcrime", but TBH it is. Causing unnessesary enviromental or crop destruction is a warcrime. So if you go and blow up a farmer's tree or weed, you did a warcrime.
8:34 I did see thankfully. I honestly hope for the best for you man. Love is hard a lot of the time but it makes it that much sweeter when it does work out. For now if you can't be with her work on yourself and slowly but surely I know it will get better. It may take time and sounds super cliche but its honestly true from my own experience and from what I have heard from others. You will find someone don't worry.
9:35 "Build a gigantic bedroom (15x15 or more) for one of your colonists." Very easy. *puts down sleeping spot in the middle of the map* done. When there's only one colonist alive and on the map, then the entire map is his bedroom.
I love how every Doug Doug video has a theme. The GTA randomized video ideas had stupid channel names, the breath of the wild randomizer had biff getting stabbed, and this one has PLUNDERING!
in today's video twitch chat will commit world war on me and if i lose i watchyoutube kids (its terrible) why youtube kids you ask because i dont have children
Can't believe Doug committed animal cruelty by stabbing the camel randomly until it finally died, instead of using the button to painlessly slaughter it by cutting its throat.
I love how quickly chat became a tribal warband of Orks
we always have been
WAAAGH!!!!
i can tell by the way you spelled orcs you like warhammer
Seemed kinda lame after the first time. As usual they rode the joke into the ground in seconds.
@@djhokage1 I do not know what you're talking about, they almost always make the joke better 😂
Oh this game was made for DougDoug shenanigans
Completely
Yes
Well yeah it's Rimworld, based on Dwarf Fortress.
So true
I have never been more hype in my life, this is a dream team combo
So Doug basically throws chat onto a planet and prays that the cruel hands of fate don’t all murder them.
Fate doesn't need to lift a damn finger; They're pretty good at murdering themselves.
He ran out of room in his basement
Chat, 5 minutes after crashing: We'z stomp'n' all dese 'umiez.
yeah he does this to us every week, it just normally happens off-stream
The Guinea pig being the only reason you won is both awesome and hilarious
Guinea pog
I love the plot twist.
and it being soviet winter again lmao
Like that twitch chatter said: "the age of men is over!"
Been a while since I watched the stream, but if I recall correctly doug never figured out how keep everyone fed
Daddy
this was one of the first streams I watched and the orc raids were my favourite moment
Yeah that sounds like him alright
If I had a nickel for every time Doug (a man who used to explain things with food) didn't understand the basic fundamentals of how food works, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice
The answer, as with all things, is cannibalism
The Geneva Convention is going to have a tough time picking War Crime of the Year; Doug has so many good ones
*Geneva to-do list
Is usually a videogame with red crosses.
Desperate Twitch viewer- What should I do about my parasocial obsession?
Doug- the wheel will decide
@@lamelime1That's not nihilism. At most it's irony
@@lamelime1ah yes, everyone that doesn’t believe in the universe having intrinsic meaning watches dougdoug.
@@lamelime1 That's not nihilism, that's joking
the wheel - WAR CRIMEEE!!
2 rabid Bears
War crimes are my favorite part of DougDoug’s personality
Same 💀
It's why I attend the Geneva Convention every year, it's great to meet up with all the war crime streamers.
*Twitch Chat’s
7:16 I love that this stream has such a tight knit bunch of in jokes and references that I can immediately recognise the name of a past character and go “yo it’s captain historybeard”
who is that?
@Oscar-Quiroz he's from the college history exam studying session
one of the newest "broomsmith"
he was also the twitch chatter that assasinated the mayors
The fact that chat almost never votes in favor of Doug, but they all immediately agreed that the guinea pig colonist counts really shows where their priorities lie
Here we see Doug Doug and his audience in their natural habitat, commuting war crimes
I don't know much about rimworld, so the reveal that chat could talk through the characters being done through a pet cobra saying "I want weed and a gun" was perfect.
Rimworld? More like [MY LAWYERS HAVE ADVISED ME TO NOT FINISH THIS JOKE].
He he’s such a [REDACTED]
Rim deez nuts o7
Hey, we should [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] at the [REDACTED] right inside [REDACTED] with the little [REDACTED] so that we can get some ice cweam and multiple warrants for our arrest!
@@TheEveryDayNightmare yea! :D
You want it you know it, it's [hyperlink blocked]
A group of people charging another group of people while shouting "For the weed!" Is a situation I have actually experienced before.
Except in this case both groups had already smoked weed and the shout was very low energy
That's basically the plot of Dune.
@@_decayseayou are not wrong
Thought hippies were supposed to be pacifists.
Fun fact: displaying a red cross is a war crime, because it's considered impersonating a medic. Several games have done this, such as Stardew Valley and Yu-Gi-Oh on the card Injection Fairy Lily
so hanging an england flag outside your house is a war crime?
no.
only displaying it in combat with the intent of deception is a war crime.
and proving intent is almost impossible.
so as almost all other geneva convention war crimes, its a worthless platitude that at BEST can only be levelled against weak and poor nations.
@@fl3m1n9o4 Not yet.
@@fl3m1n9o4 Good question! The answer is no because the flag of England reaches the end of the flag and is the flag for a single nationality. Meanwhile the red cross doesn't reach the end of the flag, the cross's points are of equal end, and it is a flag recognized internationally
@@fl3m1n9o4 It's not literally any cross that is red, it is a specific symbol. I believe that any use of the symbol that isn't authorised and for medical purposes is a violation of the Geneva convention, even completely private use, though I'm not 100 percent sure of that. In video games you'll often see a white cross on a red background to avoid this.
I bet this is gonna be another doug doug classic!
Yup
It has "War Crimes" in the title, it's already classic DougDoug
@@sickbyyYou mean "War Crimes" in the thumbnail?
PLUNDER!
@@14A013 🤓 much?
Hey Doug, if you’re wondering why your colonist with guns just stood there while being beat, it’s because you have to be at least 3-4 steps away from them. If the enemy in your colonist’s face, the colonist will have to melee instead. When you see the enemy getting closer, back up and try getting behind something.
He did Rimworld.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
We open upon a new era of content from DougDoug. Prepare... For Rimworld!
Oh god i can only imagine the amount of bloodshed chat will cause lmao
sadly this was a while ago and he hasn't played much rimworld since, probably no rimworld era :(
@@snugget23452 Oh...How long has it been?
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 about 5 months
@@kestrelynn that delay... oof.
There is a mod for this game that has twitch integration already, it lets the chat vote on the next disaster and spend channel points to spawn items and trigger events
There is a twitch integration mod that lets people vote on and spawn events. (Things like raids, meteor storms, and whatnot)
Alright, let me cook for a bit.
Given that Doug does streaming as a job. That means that while playing, he’s also doing his job. And he’s playing a game called Rimworld.
With this in mind. Could Doug playing this game be considered a Rimjob?
*NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT*
I love Doug’s steams
Have you heard about RimJobWorld? The NSFW Rimworld mod?
Beautiful logic.
guys guys let him cook
I'm unreasonably obsessed with this game. 1000 hours and counting!
Same bruh, I enjoy eating and harvesting people way too much and its almost disturbing
Bro same! 5000 hours and counting!
@@professor_sword2860 you watch mr samuel streamer i know it
All the more reason why watching joke playthroughs like this is a little painful
I got mad that doug couldnt do "basic" things but then I remembered I have over 300 hours on the game
6:04 “You could have finished the house but instead you went to sleep on the unfinished part.”
Welcome to Rimworld Doug
Hey dougdoug for the past 5 months I've been barely keeping myself alive and your a huge part of keeping me here. Without you and your entertainment/distractions I wouldn't have continued, I'm still struggling with it and I don't know if I will continue to go on. Either way thank you so so much for being yourself and for providing all of us with something to pass the time, I hope your enjoying making the content as much as I enjoy watching it bc you deserve to be happy.
and YOU deserve to be happy as well!! keep on going, there will be better days. u got this :)
Ye must have hated the three weeks break
i hope you know there are people who love you and you matter, you don't deserve to be punished for anything and there will be better days
Be alive, my human brethren. Depression sucks when you're in it, but it's like eating shitty vegetables: you won't even remember the taste when you're chewing some burg down the road
God I love it when DougDog rims my world
Mmmghfmm
Can I rim 10 worlds chosen by twitch chat? (WORLD RECORD)
you look like the mona lisa
@@JoeVO24if someone said that to me i would kms tbh
DouglasDouglas: They wheel will decide(what to do about your need for parasocial validation)
The Wheel: DougDoug takes manual control of someone for the rest if their life.
Now...ain't that sus.
Rimworld is an art form that most cannot understand. It is those who do things like this that makes the game enjoyable and understandable for everyone else.
Edit: if I had a nickel for every time I started a cult randomly, I’d have 2$. Don’t question it, welcome to the cult of rimworld, the church of rimrim.
@@Thebiggestchard2987 RIMWORLD IS AN ART FORM THAT MOST CANNOT UNDERSTAND. IT IS THOSE WHO DO THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKES THE GAME ENJOYABLE AND UNDERSTANDABLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
@@Thebiggestchard2987its not a joke. Rimworld is sacred; a divine creation of which entertains thy very soul.
@@Thebiggestchard2987what you mean?
@@Thebiggestchard2987 I welcome you to the church of RimRim. Our pope is Mr. Samuel Streamer and our God is RimRim. It has bestowed upon many thousands of people the greatest entertainment known to man; an entertainment that nourishes the very soul; war crimes.
When I try to convince people to play Rimworld, they think I'm a psychopath
But when they start playing, they know.
Classic DougDoug, having twitch chat do his RimJob for him
We do not talk about the forbidden mod.
We do not talk about *that* mod...
We do talk about that forbidden mod
It was painful seeing as how the final Man in Black was literally faster than the bear but because of suboptimal movement on DougDoug's part, Twitch Chat's glorious colony was destroyed..by two high-as-kites bears.
Always nice to see Doug bring some rimming content to the channel
Never have I thought I would see DougDoug playing a game that could either be very nice and peaceful or a brutal masochist’s favorite.
So just to clarify: killing that guy in Banthos is not a war crime, it's just combat.
However attacking the solar power panels is targeting civilian infrastructure, which is a war crime.
The idea of the Geneva Convention being an actual convention is so hilarious
I never expected this man to ever touch Rimworld. I am now happy he has touched Rimworld
As someone with over 400 hours in Rimworld, this was simultaneously one of the funniest things I've watched, as well as one of the most painful
I've just gotten recently into Rimworld and to see DougDoug play it is perfection
As a long time player, watching Doug was very painful.
just wait till you get into the modding scene. there is some incredible stuff those people have done
I think this is the most chaotic and funny moments I have ever seen on DougDoug's channel. Felt like watching a movie.
"I want weed and a gun" That's my fucking mayor.
Parkzer would've finished this challenge on his first try by himself tbh
Committing warcrimes whenever they can, classic twitch chat
It's always a good month when Doug uploads
*year
*decade
*century
*millenia
*universe life cycle
As a rimworld player the stragetic decisions made me cry. 10/10 video would like to die by bear again.
I just LOVE that transition to Tekken's music and the context at 7:55
6:25 oh this is easy, just draw a red cross.
You know it’s a good day when you find a new Doug Doug video (help Im in the basement drowning in gay peanut butter emotionally)
Merry Christmas everyone, see you all at GenevaCon!!
"the war crime was a success" is a sentence that none of us will probably hear again.
I would love more rimworld chaos after he learns the basics
I've heard someone say they dreamed of a world of peace. A world without crime, weapons, military, those are just unnecessary.
And that we then go to that planet to colonize it since they can't defend themselves
Twitch Chat committing war crimes might be the least surprising thing about this video
18:12 Having that dog there is a literal embodiment of the "this is fine" burning house meme
Doug do be laughing at "Damaging the weed is a warcrime", but TBH it is. Causing unnessesary enviromental or crop destruction is a warcrime.
So if you go and blow up a farmer's tree or weed, you did a warcrime.
The Guinea Pig squeaks at the end were a cherry on top.
So... Rimworld?
Hmmm
exactly
Ngl, a Geneva Convention every year that shows off all war crimes committed that year would actually be crazy good social commentary
Rimworld is the absolute perfect platform for DougDoug & chats war crim.. I mean shenanigans. I sincerely hope this is a reoccurring series
chopping limbs off, growing marijuana, and committing warcrimes is just Rimworld normally.
This game is pretty much the definition of, "geneva conventions? More like geneva suggestions"
Geneva Checklist morelike
@@Fun4luve fair point well made
Doug I think your search about war crimes definitely put you on some type of government watchlist.
"Is this guy gonna lose to a fucking rabbit?" Best line in the video😂
Average Rimworld question.
I can't wait to go to the geneva Convention next year to see all the best war crimes from the past few years 😂
this is so chaotic, I want more
You know it's going to be a good dougdoug video when it starts with "attempt one"
8:34 I did see thankfully. I honestly hope for the best for you man. Love is hard a lot of the time but it makes it that much sweeter when it does work out. For now if you can't be with her work on yourself and slowly but surely I know it will get better. It may take time and sounds super cliche but its honestly true from my own experience and from what I have heard from others. You will find someone don't worry.
I've never played rimworld, but an easy war crime he could have committed was making a medical bay with a red cross
rimworld with warcrimes? ok but what's the twist
Rimworld without warcrimes?
9:35 "Build a gigantic bedroom (15x15 or more) for one of your colonists."
Very easy. *puts down sleeping spot in the middle of the map* done.
When there's only one colonist alive and on the map, then the entire map is his bedroom.
Actually perfect game for twitch chat
16:50
Dougdoug explaining hippies
Who was here when the title was Rimworld, but Twitch Chat commits War Crimes
Man gets eaten by bear, guinea pig inherits the earth.
"yah yo" christ lol
All Doug had to do was put a red cross on a building that wasn't a hospital and it would've been a war crime.
Man, I love it when Twitch Chat commits War Crimes, just like me! :D
I love how every Doug Doug video has a theme. The GTA randomized video ideas had stupid channel names, the breath of the wild randomizer had biff getting stabbed, and this one has PLUNDERING!
I don't know, between these and the warcrimes commited by Luther the Terrible, Twitch Chat actually seems rather sane and reasonable
"I want weed and a gun" - Doug Doug
not me, but funny asf
in today's video twitch chat will commit world war on me and if i lose i watchyoutube kids (its terrible) why youtube kids you ask because i dont have children
'A disaster happens every 5 minutes?'
Sounds like normal rimworld to me
I’m gay 👍👍👍
good for you
Epic
The editing is amazing on this vid, it’s super good
I liked my own comment
Can’t wait to see “Ate without table” then “Mental Break”
I just love it when I get a notification saying "Someone liked your comment!" or "Someone has just subscribed!" That really makes my day!!!!!💡💭😃🚀
Hello =]
Ye
So be sad
No one cares
@@awsomeman350 _I do._
i love how this quickly escalated into war crimes cheered on by orks shouting “HOO”
Love you using Unforgiven as the raid music!
I want to see a match between DougDoug and SpiffingBrit, to see who can complete a bingocard of warcrimes in Rimworld.
The DouglasDouglas has never seen a dromedary
"I want weed and a gun."
Doug confirmed Libertarian.
Can't believe Doug committed animal cruelty by stabbing the camel randomly until it finally died, instead of using the button to painlessly slaughter it by cutting its throat.
Also stabbing randomly has a chance to waste meat, so it was also just heavily inefficient.
The chat devolving into orcs after hearing they can plunder
Lmao
Rimworld is one of my most played game. I love commiting war crimes
A nudist colony growing weed and taming rabbits and squirrels sounds like a place I'd wanna retire to
Dougdoug trying to warcrime with 3 delusional pawns only to immediately see like 20 people including a guy decked in lategame gear is wonderful to see
this is a confirmed DougDoug war crime simulator.
Love that you're doing rimworld now. Have fun learning how to play!
Local fbi agent needs weed to function lol
Watching Doug is like the first few seconds of the world, A ship crash.
Rimworld is perfect for this channel please do more