Beating Rimworld with Child Soldiers

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  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 2 роки тому +2735

    The moment when the 1st kid went on a tantrum, got arrested, immediately freed, and cope with snorting space coke and immediately got overdosed *and* stargazing for half a day *during the day* is peak Rimworld

    • @anotsspaenORGINAL
      @anotsspaenORGINAL Рік тому +86

      Nah thats just a starting rimworld, wait until you see *real peak rimworld*

    • @brucewithnoclue2011
      @brucewithnoclue2011 Рік тому +30

      Exu, that is a normal everyday occurrence in the spirit world, as a ghost possessing an animatronic.

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 Рік тому +20

      @@anotsspaenORGINAL Out of curiousity, as the aforementioned events were the most Rimworld thing I could think of: What _is_ peak Rimworld?

    • @anotsspaenORGINAL
      @anotsspaenORGINAL Рік тому +20

      @@invurret9533 5000 mods, and the rarest events, on the worst difficulty, with a lot of pain in your arm, and having epilepsy to the game, and almost getting to interstellar travel.

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges Рік тому +41

      @@invurret9533 It's when you spend more time working on your mod list than actually playing

  • @TheReaperAwaits1337
    @TheReaperAwaits1337 2 роки тому +4121

    The minions canonically serve the most evil person alive, so it makes perfect sense that it’s a Rimworld player.

  • @AubergineWomans
    @AubergineWomans 2 роки тому +6595

    Now we truely know who the minions served between 1933 to 1945

    • @eduardpeeterlemming
      @eduardpeeterlemming 2 роки тому +350

      They were in a random cave from 1800s till 1960s, what means they didn't serve Austrian painter and Russian with nice moustache

    • @imspudus
      @imspudus 2 роки тому +126

      @@eduardpeeterlemming r/wooooooosh

    • @gumbletwig
      @gumbletwig 2 роки тому +128

      @@imspudus r/whoosh

    • @brucewithnoclue2011
      @brucewithnoclue2011 2 роки тому +49

      @@eduardpeeterlemming Yes, just being depressed in an ice cave.

    • @henriquenogueira31
      @henriquenogueira31 2 роки тому +205

      @@eduardpeeterlemming that's what they want you to believe

  • @holyotrigne
    @holyotrigne 2 роки тому +1514

    I never thought Chemical Warfare and Despicable Me: Rise of Gru could mix, yet here I am, basking in the glory of this creation. 10/10.

    • @KaneyoriHK
      @KaneyoriHK 2 роки тому +26

      remember, fart gun

    • @iconofthicc6086
      @iconofthicc6086 2 роки тому +15

      @@KaneyoriHK I believe you mean TOXIC GAS PROJECTILE WEAPON

    • @GobliniusGoblin
      @GobliniusGoblin Рік тому

      @@iconofthicc6086
      Fast . Anti-personnel . Ricin . Trebuchet
      (F.A.R.T Gun)

    • @jmatt440
      @jmatt440 Рік тому +3

      @@iconofthicc6086 No, fart gun

  • @TheDemonOfSemen
    @TheDemonOfSemen 2 роки тому +480

    "Gru sent hate mail to the War-queen" A sentence I never thought possible

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Рік тому +13

      "life is like a box of chocolates,you will never know what you will get"
      -Forrest Gump

    • @Bob_TheRobot
      @Bob_TheRobot 9 місяців тому +2

      This sums up the vidoe perfectly

  • @justalex2.0
    @justalex2.0 Рік тому +407

    I like how rimworld is the type of game to change a man from an ordinary person to a psychologically unstable person.

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Рік тому +10

      All inspired by Dwarf fortress

    • @natt3140
      @natt3140 Рік тому +8

      Didn’t our world also do that?

    • @filipaleksiekczuk3712
      @filipaleksiekczuk3712 Рік тому +30

      Rimworld is Sims for people that should never play Sims

    • @sirpumpkin99
      @sirpumpkin99 Рік тому +3

      Make that a psychologically unstable war criminal and you're correct

  • @TheBuffoonIsMe
    @TheBuffoonIsMe 2 роки тому +1123

    Finhally, someone actually made an actual entire freaking army in rimworld

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +5

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 2 роки тому +6

      I’ve tried and failed repeatedly

    • @Manslayer-eo1nh
      @Manslayer-eo1nh 2 роки тому +35

      Thr greatest enemy is the frame rate

    • @Tobias_Klein
      @Tobias_Klein Рік тому +35

      @@MechWarrior894 much easier way to do it is with android tiers and tier 2's, unless you wanna stay vanilla

    • @Swigbro
      @Swigbro Рік тому +1

      This wasn’t his first rodeo…

  • @TamashiiSenpai
    @TamashiiSenpai 2 роки тому +113

    Oh boy I sure do love watching Fabius bile take the fight to the necrons while throwing trash at the imperium

    • @iluvpandas2755
      @iluvpandas2755 11 місяців тому +5

      That is basically what he is doing

  • @fgvictorhugobr
    @fgvictorhugobr 2 роки тому +488

    Your dark humor never fails to make me laugh, you are one of the funniest youtubers out there, man.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 роки тому +4

      I bet you’d love theSpiffingBrit then, his British Empire based gags are just… something else! 🤣

    • @supremecai5857
      @supremecai5857 2 роки тому +11

      Nah….spif is nothin like this lol

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 роки тому +4

      @@supremecai5857 Are you suuuuure? Maybe you should go and volunteer at his chocolate factory? ;)

    • @aniyammajoseph4386
      @aniyammajoseph4386 Рік тому

      THE funniest

    • @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153
      @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 Рік тому +3

      ​@@supremecai5857 mate I have watched multiple videos thinking he was spiff.

  • @_Cursed_Queen_
    @_Cursed_Queen_ Рік тому +44

    ‘He decided to stargaze outside for 12 hours straight… during the day.’ I giggled so much at that

    • @Centinym
      @Centinym Рік тому +4

      You can see at least one star

  • @mithmoonwalker
    @mithmoonwalker 2 роки тому +439

    lucas was kleaper's own creation, then he went back in time to bully his father's android colony

    • @blackburn-ud9dm
      @blackburn-ud9dm 2 роки тому +81

      He was even in a warcasket

    • @umbra9472
      @umbra9472 2 роки тому +65

      The lore is expanding.

    • @Tobias_Klein
      @Tobias_Klein Рік тому +18

      @@umbra9472 the GKCU (grim kleaper cinematic universe)

  • @williek08472
    @williek08472 2 роки тому +310

    When we needed him most, he returned

  • @sebaseba6710
    @sebaseba6710 2 роки тому +246

    So basically in the end you created world eaters in dreadnaughts...

    • @eitherneuron4223
      @eitherneuron4223 2 роки тому +32

      A fate worse than Death

    • @daddygagz1701
      @daddygagz1701 Рік тому +21

      Not to far from being plague marines at this point

    • @rileymiller3154
      @rileymiller3154 Рік тому +8

      I like how the empires respond to receiving a gift of waste packs by sending more waste packs back into the ocean the guys over there probably like "eh return to sender then"

    • @choubaka8571
      @choubaka8571 6 місяців тому

      world eaters < word bearers

  • @malhavoc431
    @malhavoc431 2 роки тому +110

    Ever since Biotech released, I have been waiting for this video. It was everything I hoped for and more. Definitely a sane game that won't result in players being put on government watch lists.

    • @williek08472
      @williek08472 2 роки тому +4

      Me too!

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 Рік тому +4

      I can bet you anything that the moment someone buys Rimworld, they go on a watch list.

    • @fatcat5817
      @fatcat5817 8 місяців тому +1

      They said they would/are recently!
      😭🤚 You predicted it!

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 2 місяці тому +1

      @@chaosinc.382I sacrificed a baby to survive a man hunter pack

  • @FlyingObject1
    @FlyingObject1 2 роки тому +281

    Suggestion:
    Try to survive relentless hordes of enemies while having the Ranged cooldown to zero (1% Ranged Cooldown)
    Or in other terms try to survive a literal bullet hell.

    • @DuplexWeevil337
      @DuplexWeevil337 2 роки тому +31

      Heavy laser sniper go brrr

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 2 роки тому +9

      AND shot on the run active.

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula 2 роки тому +1

      how do you change the range cool down and run active

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 2 роки тому +4

      @@crimsonitacilunarnebula mods!

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 Рік тому +1

      @@crimsonitacilunarnebula some mods….well i know what its like to have 0 aim time pawns, the devastation they can cause :D.

  • @1MrAshey
    @1MrAshey 2 роки тому +62

    I know the game was as usual on absolute point and just pure amazing Rimworld moments we all love and cherish, but can we just appreaciate the immaculate editing as well? The comedic timing of the shitposts sprinkled here and there were the ultimate finishing diarrhea touches to this already beautiful carcinoma-inducing feast of a video, great job Mr. Kleapster!

  • @aydenbrown764
    @aydenbrown764 2 роки тому +34

    I can't believe Lucas the gigachad that kicked the crap out of your android colony. Was your creation that got so pissed at you he went back in time just to bully you

    • @MasaMasa-hv9fl
      @MasaMasa-hv9fl Рік тому +6

      I guess he wasn’t too happy at being shoved into the rimworld equivalent of a dreadnought from 40k

  • @dachuckbuck669
    @dachuckbuck669 2 роки тому +48

    Me when I see the brutal realities of life: ah man
    Me when I see the wonderful realities of committing crimes against humanity on a backwater hellhole of a planet: that’s so cool

  • @Anty_Praza
    @Anty_Praza 2 роки тому +160

    Finally a little bit more of serial killer playing video games. And I absolutely love that.

  • @UsManosMAC
    @UsManosMAC Рік тому +10

    "After watching Lucas get the flu, beat it with no tending and cloud gaze outside, during a thunderstorm!!" Is my favorite sentence of the year

  • @vincentrowe4116
    @vincentrowe4116 2 роки тому +38

    Merry Christmas Kleaper, and every one watching, have a good one!! 🎄

  • @Aboxfullofraccoons
    @Aboxfullofraccoons 2 роки тому +83

    If only Gru was this insane

  • @blu12gaming44
    @blu12gaming44 2 роки тому +34

    Holy s**t, I just realized you're now at 149,000 subscribers! I remember when this channel was around 11K (about a year ago). Congrats!!

  • @nicksower2561
    @nicksower2561 Рік тому +26

    ah yes, the infant-ry

  • @MBTshock
    @MBTshock Рік тому +7

    Rimworld gameplay, tf2 sound effects, PvZ soundtrack, Factorio refrences, and AoEII music absolutely makes this

  • @kuno3336
    @kuno3336 Рік тому +10

    I'm glad that combining mechanitor and cloning wasn't just my instinct, though I started as a mechanitor and researched cloning

  • @sakkihime2170
    @sakkihime2170 2 роки тому +13

    I do have to say, your videos and editing skills are getting better as days goes(my favorite is still the one with our dear DIG DUG. Everything was perfect. From the story, to the pace, edits, voice acting.. ) . Please keep it up my dear. I might check even for once if there's a patreon of some kind.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 6 місяців тому +4

    You want skilled soldiers right out of the vat? Genetically engineer them to be very skilled shooters and melee.
    Stick a power claw on 'em, give 'em a charge rifle and a suit of Locust armor and you've got winged hussars!

  • @loveluclins
    @loveluclins 2 роки тому +8

    Honestly the best way to do this is to create your own hussars. The great shooter traits etc exist simply to make cloned units from them ace.

  • @blah778899
    @blah778899 Рік тому +5

    08:55 I couldn’t breathe of my god the delivery is too damn good

  • @jjstark4911
    @jjstark4911 2 роки тому +14

    Yes this brings Up the the best Xmas Spirit in me!

  • @metrofireOW
    @metrofireOW Рік тому +5

    0:12 why did it look like they were giving me the middle finger

  • @isaacparker7223
    @isaacparker7223 2 роки тому +2

    YES GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW VID!!!
    Just discovered your stuff last week and have binged all your videos man. You rock!!

  • @ZMERLS
    @ZMERLS 2 роки тому +4

    "The colonist will gain something...*Gunshot* None."
    Just what the forefathers intended.

  • @kanyeeast1002
    @kanyeeast1002 2 роки тому +2

    looked up if u posted 15 mins ago and now I’m blessed with this gem. A Christmas surprise indeed.

  • @CrowFather_14
    @CrowFather_14 2 роки тому +2

    Hey look. Its The Minions and The Clone Wars in a single act against humanity known as "This Video"

  • @Bagahnoodles
    @Bagahnoodles Рік тому +4

    "Losing George was...eh."
    bro got me wheezing over here 💀

  • @SzakunX
    @SzakunX 2 роки тому +4

    Damn, you're the first youtuber I subscribed to in like 2 years... and you made me play Rimworld.

  • @drunkenalchemy
    @drunkenalchemy Рік тому +2

    I've had a bad week, and this gave me much needed laughs. Thanks!

  • @thegreathornedrat1219
    @thegreathornedrat1219 2 роки тому

    I am utterly in awe at the fact that you only have 150k subscribers, your video quality and sense of humor are top notch dude keep it up

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому +6

    As I haven't played it yet, my only experience with Biotech is actually just Samuel Streamer's (relatively) unmodded playlist, so I'm interested to see how stacking multiple Biotech features on one pawn will turn out.

  • @Coralikespie
    @Coralikespie 2 роки тому +1

    16:07 “because of high growth tier..”
    Meanwhile I’m over here always getting to tier 8 cause i obsess over my rimworld children 💀

  • @newpaperyes
    @newpaperyes 2 роки тому +1

    12:08 is such a great quote.

  • @elizabethmelville48
    @elizabethmelville48 2 роки тому +1

    "from bootleg Ohio" 13:43 had me DYING (hi, Ohio resident here and can confirm)

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 5 місяців тому +1

    For some reason any time I have a mod where I can arm child soldiers with machine pistols and they mow down some of the first invaders of the game, my first thought is Jan from Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged. " Ah shit. Looks like we need more prayer in schools. "

  • @Get_back_Russian_Empire
    @Get_back_Russian_Empire 2 роки тому +10

    I hope to see more series of this.

  • @WindowBlender
    @WindowBlender Рік тому

    Kleaper: *Gives Toxic Wastepacks*
    The Empire: Ha! Deal with tha-
    Kleaper a few quadrums later: *Sends 500+ Toxic Wastepacks back*
    The Empire: Oh shi-

  • @ole-martinthorsen6996
    @ole-martinthorsen6996 Рік тому +1

    13:55 this cannot have been a coincidence!

  • @Specolution
    @Specolution Рік тому +1

    I like how when he said. "harnessing the power of child labor" there was penguinz0 scream was in the back round

  • @Echok2ller
    @Echok2ller 12 днів тому

    8:57 “we arrested a 3yr old child”
    You W H A T

  • @andrewmoon8551
    @andrewmoon8551 2 роки тому

    Omg I've been waiting for your new video for so long! Glad see you uploading content again. Love your cut-to-the-chase action-filled edits, and your sarcastic humor xD

  • @PrestonSanford-g9u
    @PrestonSanford-g9u Місяць тому +2

    10:24 did kleaper know about anomaly DLC before it even existed?

  • @brandipeltier2105
    @brandipeltier2105 2 роки тому +2

    The commentary is god tier.

  • @Wafflehouse71
    @Wafflehouse71 Рік тому

    13:55 Nobody noticed the shape of it.
    Its everywhere

  • @dylanvanholm9364
    @dylanvanholm9364 Рік тому +1

    an absolute BANGER, keep it up my dude

  • @brothermothoftheflame857
    @brothermothoftheflame857 Рік тому +1

    "How could we possibly pollute all of it?"
    Me: Wait, I have an idea!

  • @zlayers9828
    @zlayers9828 Рік тому +2

    Randy's story telling has nothing on you! Wonderful vid

  • @noahwhitesell348
    @noahwhitesell348 2 роки тому +3

    Ahh so nice to see a grim kleaper video it's been way too long

  • @based-cosmo
    @based-cosmo Рік тому +1

    How do you not have like 1 million subs this content is so good

  • @WaterVictim
    @WaterVictim Рік тому

    kidnapping people, bio-engineering kids, doping said kids with drugs and putting them in space armor. I think i've heard this before.

  • @ComradeCorvus
    @ComradeCorvus 2 роки тому +3

    13:05 shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did.

  • @somehowviable7696
    @somehowviable7696 Рік тому

    13:55 omfg that complex is GOD DAMN AMOGUS

  • @sevenredundent7256
    @sevenredundent7256 Рік тому +1

    Ah, RimChildren taking RimDrugs overdose easily, what lightweights.

  • @rileymiller3154
    @rileymiller3154 Рік тому

    Gru when the animal hybrid faction sent one guy to raid his base
    Gru "damnit my rival is sending his damn hybrids after me"

  • @classydemongaming847
    @classydemongaming847 Рік тому

    That one normal kid "mr scientist, why i play with other kids" "well billy those arent 'kids' they are weapons"

  • @kydanmccabe6959
    @kydanmccabe6959 2 роки тому

    "how could we fill all of it?"
    very easy, you just spread it out over years.

  • @dakirisironheart2403
    @dakirisironheart2403 Рік тому +1

    Gotta admit, I love this guy's stuff. Sometimes wish there was a Lil more time on these videos so I could admire more of his war crimes xD

  • @redstocat5455
    @redstocat5455 9 місяців тому

    I love seeing games where developers just put things inside that would let players do crimes against life itself, and see players be the biggests dangers ever only to be beated by the most random thing ever

  • @C_Shay_77
    @C_Shay_77 2 роки тому

    Man ever since your total war warhammer videos I've been hooked. I still havent played rimworld world but all these videos are just as entertaining lol. Love the meatcanyon reference

  • @kaiwaters4530
    @kaiwaters4530 Рік тому +1

    the afton screaming micheal made me burst out laughing

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias Рік тому

    the fucking clone overdosing on go juice into your best colonist shooting themselves with their own rocket launcher is peak rimworld

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому

    >token orphan kid
    Perfect, this is how Gru hides under a gambit of being a "groundbreaking" doctor who "helps" his patients by making sure their "ailments don't hurt them or anyone else again". Sure, he has a high fatality rate, but that's purely because the bold advance of science is a brutal field! He's DEFINITELY NOT using it to cover up any shady practices!

  • @jamiehughes5573
    @jamiehughes5573 Рік тому

    Making clones out of clones is like photo coping the same photo copy over and over until it become a unidentified mess

  • @inertjohnjunk
    @inertjohnjunk Рік тому

    Children fighting the wars of some overlord from within permanent suits of hyper-power armor... Why do I feel like I've seen that somewhere before...

  • @TrussedWhistle5
    @TrussedWhistle5 Рік тому +1

    21:24 kinda sounds like the halo Spartans

  • @Azrael828
    @Azrael828 9 днів тому

    We need Rimworld Multiplayer edition so Grimmy and Reggie can play at the same time and see who can make a more fucked up species to eventually have one winner.

  • @hossamayman4693
    @hossamayman4693 2 місяці тому +1

    bro took child labor to another level

  • @Freebozo-o2q
    @Freebozo-o2q Рік тому

    “How could you pollute all of it?” America walks I. “ I belive we haven’t meet!”

  • @mrpickle4976
    @mrpickle4976 2 роки тому +5

    I love forcing little people to do work for me without getting paid

  • @Blaze5x5x5
    @Blaze5x5x5 2 роки тому +1

    Ok Imma need you to make these videos like 10x longer. I'm watching all of them too quickly and I am running out.

  • @slimisnothere
    @slimisnothere Рік тому

    "Before you raise an eyebrow for me arresting a three year old child....
    We immediately let him go... to snort coke."
    Sir, I just bruised a rib laughing my ass off

  • @LWoodzy
    @LWoodzy 2 роки тому

    Dude your jokes were constant and all of them were so funny, great video man

  • @haveyouseenkyle2853
    @haveyouseenkyle2853 Рік тому

    you can circumvent unwaveringly loyal if you have a pawn go through the "Go Wild" mental break. Cheers!

  • @samuelcrow4701
    @samuelcrow4701 2 роки тому +2

    21:23 "18 year olds" they're at most one or two

  • @plushrei5926
    @plushrei5926 2 роки тому +2

    Can't wait to endlessly clone ayanami rei and turn everyone into funta afterwards

  • @kokushibo6383
    @kokushibo6383 2 роки тому

    In a galaxy far far away a man makes the Grand Army of the Republic and commits mass chemical warfare

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 18 днів тому

    "Ace sat down with him and explained Comms Console Etiquette, how to curse..."
    I feel like there some corelation here...

  • @Spookydorf
    @Spookydorf 2 роки тому +1

    lets go kleaper, couldn't wait until your biotech vid

  • @Jack-kb5nb
    @Jack-kb5nb Рік тому

    Literally the best place a drop pod could ever drop, the waste dump lol

  • @EVASIVEMISTS
    @EVASIVEMISTS Рік тому

    i dont play this game at all and any other game he posts but bro your content is funny as idk why haha i love your humour its like idk how to explain it but you definitely got me subbed for sure

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому

    >army of fucking 40k dreadnaughts
    Well, if I raided that, I'm immediately praying to the Emperor of Mankind while my face meets the back of my head from a single bolter round. Warcaskets are basically the ultimate "you want a fight? Well, I'll give you a fight you won't live to regret"

  • @SaltyRocksPew
    @SaltyRocksPew Рік тому

    You want to send your excess wastepacks to tribal settlements nearby because they only retalliate with raids and not sending the wastepacks back, lol

  • @srwb7298
    @srwb7298 2 роки тому +1

    I can’t stop watching this it’s so good

  • @stupidgoku3761
    @stupidgoku3761 2 роки тому +6

    When gru had enough

  • @FiksIIanzO
    @FiksIIanzO Рік тому

    Don't know about you, but my pawns get specific extensive training to aim for the eye sockets of anyone with a single strong passion or more or with no hauling/cleaning ban traits, and also extensive training to aim for the kidneys of the mouthbreathers that I want to harvest kidneys from.
    The training is good, too, no kidney or talent stand in their way. I'm proud of them.

  • @Mons429
    @Mons429 Рік тому

    "the planet is so big how could we possibly pollute all of it?"
    *Kleaper 2022*

  • @mayawalton4962
    @mayawalton4962 7 місяців тому

    The fact that he pulled a clone wars and made a army of children and turn them into soldiers

  • @coin4885
    @coin4885 2 роки тому +2

    I love ur vids so much, its just such a breath of fresh toxic air :D

  • @OfficialDomPhighting
    @OfficialDomPhighting Рік тому

    "The intelligence of drywall."
    Wow.
    I need to use that someday.

  • @Rexx2066
    @Rexx2066 2 роки тому

    I love missing a point blank shot but landing the 360 no scope across the map with an awful revolver 1 hit ko on the one guy you don't want to die. Godbless rimworld