Using a Battle Simulator to prove USA is better than EU

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  • @lastnamefirstname6700
    @lastnamefirstname6700 Рік тому +11195

    first, you hit us with a whole pajama Sam documentary, and then literally the next day we get another video? Absolutely amazing.

    • @krns1695
      @krns1695 Рік тому +265

      its almost as if he has a team of editors that work really hard or something

    • @steebelieves2632
      @steebelieves2632 Рік тому +126

      I literally just got done watching the Pajama Sam video LOL

    • @Texas_guy67
      @Texas_guy67 Рік тому +130

      Rest in peace 24...

    • @prestontheruler9332
      @prestontheruler9332 Рік тому +2

      I know1!1!1!!11

    • @brightlotus_meow
      @brightlotus_meow Рік тому +66

      @@krns1695 He got more editors for the editor dungeon

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan Рік тому +4000

    For anyone who disputes these results, just remember that “totally accurate” is in the name

    • @seongwookhong6608
      @seongwookhong6608 Рік тому +313

      EUROPE! EUROPE!

    • @defenestration8
      @defenestration8 Рік тому +146

      MERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAHHHHHHHHHH

    • @valerius88
      @valerius88 Рік тому +130

      Oh shit, I checked, and this comment is totally accurate!

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 Рік тому +14

      Rigged

    • @Chib9
      @Chib9 Рік тому +42

      ​@@valerius88 Oh shit, i checked and this reply is totally accurate!

  • @SolidDavid1972
    @SolidDavid1972 Рік тому +3919

    Didn't expect Doug to start Daily Uploading but there is nothing wrong with more Doug.

    • @Cyr_v
      @Cyr_v Рік тому +183

      he said he had like 8 videos ready for release

    • @SolidDavid1972
      @SolidDavid1972 Рік тому +152

      ​@@Cyr_vLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @adv8882
      @adv8882 Рік тому +100

      This is a pretty old stream, actually
      Probably just stacked up some videos, because Pajama Sam is far younger than this one

    • @nstar6412
      @nstar6412 Рік тому +90

      I think this was originally going to be a DougDougDoug video but the sponsor wanted it to be on his main channel. This video had less editing and no overarching story, like a DougDougDoug video, just fun Doug.

    • @naveesomeone1583
      @naveesomeone1583 Рік тому +12

      *dougloading

  • @binben1236
    @binben1236 Рік тому +1334

    22:08 I love the irony of the nation anthem of the United Kingdom being played while the treaty of the Union of European States is being read out.

    • @TheL-vc4od
      @TheL-vc4od 7 місяців тому +18

      As a proud member of the United Kingdom, I agree!

    • @iainkilcar7463
      @iainkilcar7463 7 місяців тому +59

      That's not the national anthem, it's oh britania. The national anthem is god save the queen (or king now i suppose).

    • @hyper-flash240
      @hyper-flash240 5 місяців тому +22

      @@iainkilcar7463 You mean Rule Britannia

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren Місяць тому +2

      ​@iainkilcar7463 weird that y'all change the song depending on the ruler. makes sense, but seems odd. ig it doesn't come up often enough to matter too much?
      out of curiosity, were most people actually, like, sad over the Queen's death? or was it like over here, where we were like "woah, she can die?? cool. anyway SANS WON THE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT"

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 21 день тому +2

      @@existenceispain_geekthesiren it was a shock. Most were saddened by it. And it’s the occasional change of one word, the anthem still sounds the exact same, we’ve had a lot more kings then queens anyway and that looks set to continue. Basically for a while we may need to remind ourselves of which word it is if it’s changed during our lifetimes and when a good monarch dies it is sad.

  • @greninjagreen_11
    @greninjagreen_11 Рік тому +2730

    Fun Fact: In the original stream, Doug had said that as a reward for whoever wins the challenge, the residents of their country will be moved to the Attic from the Basement, but everyone forgot about that.
    Edited for clarification: Since the Europeans won, they get to go to the Attic.

  • @desfortune
    @desfortune Рік тому +4715

    Funniest part for me about that stream, was opening it up at the end, and being chosen to substitute Doug. I absolutely had no idea wtf was going on.
    Thank you chatter for the 3 dollars

    • @hedgesolo4977
      @hedgesolo4977 Рік тому +437

      Was that fly ever taken care of??

    • @StandUpConorDy
      @StandUpConorDy Рік тому +273

      Lmao how’s that pact with Canada going?

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 Рік тому +114

      You did well though lol

    • @bowmain1577
      @bowmain1577 Рік тому +183

      Dude you were hilarious. Favorite part of the video honestly.

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. Рік тому +15

      Was hilarious 😂

  • @DecoyZ
    @DecoyZ Рік тому +12388

    The US losing and only getting more patriotic is the most American thing I've ever seen as a European

    • @DaysofKnight
      @DaysofKnight Рік тому

      We love our country. 'Merica
      We just hate the shit politicians in the government that run it.

    • @whoahanant
      @whoahanant Рік тому +305

      As a murican I agree

    • @X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X
      @X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X Рік тому +732

      We had the freedom to lose you’re just jealous

    • @alphaw1457
      @alphaw1457 Рік тому +217

      That can't be the most American thing, because we Americans never lose! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @kageedgar4002
      @kageedgar4002 Рік тому +91

      This is quite literally the reaction of the British in World War 2

  • @aphsychopath7690
    @aphsychopath7690 Рік тому +941

    As a greek person, i am very proud of my boys Zeus and the Minotaur, being MVPs

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess Рік тому +21349

    "We didn't commit any war crimes, those children were Croatian"
    - DougDoug 2023

  • @notsocrates5979
    @notsocrates5979 Рік тому +2357

    Nothing beats watching Dougdoug put the ranged units on the frontline, unmatched strategic brilliance

    • @Ikirus
      @Ikirus 10 місяців тому +104

      Really the Hannibal of Americans

    • @borekminer
      @borekminer 8 місяців тому +77

      the americans didnt notice at all so its their fault really

    • @diamondrg3556
      @diamondrg3556 5 місяців тому +4

      I put my king further away from the front than he put the guys with guns

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 21 день тому +1

      Can’t expect anything more intelligent from a product of the American education system

  • @ee822
    @ee822 Рік тому +7386

    I find it funny that the US started losing the instant they turned away from Musketmen.

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat Рік тому +770

      Literally the final battle was the one where musketeers would’ve helped the most. I’m pretty sure one musketeer shot would’ve instantly killed the cannons, but nooo, the last guy just had to use reapers.

    • @lightswitch2622
      @lightswitch2622 Рік тому +208

      @@TheYeetedMeat also when europe used reapers muskets would have won because reapers are low hp

    • @thatsguy1111
      @thatsguy1111 Рік тому +408

      @@TheYeetedMeatAre you saying OUR SWEET AMERICAN GENERALS ARE IN THE WRONG?? These were battles which clearly labled as “totally accurate” and these men risked their valiant lives for us.
      (btw im Australian)

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat Рік тому +91

      @@thatsguy1111 Australia? You mean hotter, bigger New Zealand right?

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Рік тому +41

      ​​​​@@TheYeetedMeatAlso, pirate queen is like the best close combat fighter in tabs, so unless he brought out the ice giant, _(why did NO ONE use secret units anyways?)_ melee is pretty much out of the picture.

  • @drbanana8778
    @drbanana8778 7 місяців тому +290

    “It’s not a war crime the first time”
    -Canada literally the entirety of WWII

    • @LitmusPapyrus
      @LitmusPapyrus 3 місяці тому

      TFE fan spotted?

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 2 місяці тому +7

      Given the first draft of the Geneva Convention is just things Canada did in WWI.
      I'd say you have an extra I

  • @Spidamonk
    @Spidamonk Рік тому +4848

    Reapers losing while a European viewer reads the Union Treaty is truly one of the most moments of all time

    • @thescooshinator
      @thescooshinator Рік тому +309

      With Rule Britannia in the background too.

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 Рік тому +176

      @@thescooshinator only wayt it could've been better is if it had been Ode to Joy instead

    • @johnwuh6818
      @johnwuh6818 Рік тому +5

      I’m ya lo
      B mm nnbz

    • @atarias1313
      @atarias1313 Рік тому +20

      @@thescooshinator the levels of irony bro. this hurts my soul

    • @DEATHBYFIRE09
      @DEATHBYFIRE09 Рік тому +28

      @@thescooshinator Well that just makes sense. We may not be European any more, but we'll fight on their side in this war - after all, the only people who get to kick France's arse is us.

  • @ItsEmul
    @ItsEmul Рік тому +12167

    “Why didn’t the guns work” is the most American thing to say

    • @burnt.cheerios1106
      @burnt.cheerios1106 Рік тому +50

      Canada

    • @slimyduck2140
      @slimyduck2140 Рік тому +22

      b

    • @slippanda6801
      @slippanda6801 Рік тому +64

      “ Can i get a cuppa tea?0 is the most british thing to say

    • @ric270
      @ric270 Рік тому +166

      ​@@slippanda6801why did you have to dirty this comment with a mention of the brits

    • @roejoganthesecond
      @roejoganthesecond Рік тому

      ​@@ric270the only thing more dirty then the comment are the Brits teeth

  • @TheQuilavaQueen
    @TheQuilavaQueen Рік тому +7749

    As an Aussie, I feel like a child of divorcing parents.

    • @GregTheEggy
      @GregTheEggy Рік тому +358

      Feeling like we shouldn't be there but still are, standing, silently in the corner

    • @alpacajones
      @alpacajones Рік тому +231

      We've been a part of Europe since Eurovision - well done fellow Europeans ✊️

    • @Dat_Metall_Auge
      @Dat_Metall_Auge Рік тому +58

      We will take care of you. And the most import thing, its not your fault.

    • @JohnnicusStevicus
      @JohnnicusStevicus Рік тому +112

      We both still love you, we just now absolutely hate each other.

    • @Thomas_H._Smith
      @Thomas_H._Smith Рік тому +93

      Imagine how us Canadians feel.

  • @germansausage7310
    @germansausage7310 Рік тому +268

    21:20 Doug (or his editor) letting a pizza fly across the screen, a litteral Italian food, as well as showing a HAMBURGer, is very funny to me.

    • @candlekeep
      @candlekeep 9 місяців тому +30

      Also at 23:11 "Watching football" - shows eu football (or soccer on murica language) on the screen.

    • @borekminer
      @borekminer 8 місяців тому

      yeah they stole almost all of the food they proclaim as their own,and the rest is not popular across their whole country(i wonder why)
      hambuger=germany
      hotdog=germany
      macaroni n cheese=britain
      pizza= italy
      gunpowder=china

    • @levilabelle8696
      @levilabelle8696 7 місяців тому +7

      A lot of American culture is taking and altering other culture’s things, so in these foods can be American in this context

    • @andrewr7642
      @andrewr7642 7 місяців тому +14

      Both the modern pizza and hamburger were first created in America and then reimported back into Europe.

    • @levilabelle8696
      @levilabelle8696 7 місяців тому +1

      @@andrewr7642 Right I forgot about that part

  • @Saxtonhaybale
    @Saxtonhaybale Рік тому +557

    I loved the animation for the American and European tabs characters in-between the matches. Give this money to the editors

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 Рік тому +3

      Doug programmed that in

    • @whatamidoingwithmylifeidk3927
      @whatamidoingwithmylifeidk3927 Рік тому +27

      Doug didn't program that in, he programmed the animations for selected users' hat messages. The transition animation was edited in, it was not present during the stream.

  • @nightshade6084
    @nightshade6084 Рік тому +1803

    Jesus, you know you can take a break after a 2 and a half hour masterpiece?

    • @nessle420
      @nessle420 Рік тому +9

      editors?

    • @nightshade6084
      @nightshade6084 Рік тому +59

      Talking more to the team than just Doug, prob should have said you guys

    • @nstar6412
      @nstar6412 Рік тому +49

      This video felt more like a DougDougDoug video then a DougDoug.

    • @silvervader9782
      @silvervader9782 Рік тому +17

      I heard Doug has decided to merge the two channels… again

    • @Autism3.0
      @Autism3.0 Рік тому +3

      @@silvervader9782
      really?

  • @AusanIsHere
    @AusanIsHere Рік тому +746

    10:28 can we just talk about how hard the image of a single farmer fighting zeus and 3 ballistae is?

    • @Johntaco430
      @Johntaco430 Рік тому +93

      We need artwork of this epic moment in history

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Рік тому +80

      It was so epic I was convinced he could do it for a second

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Рік тому +14

      ​@@plugshirt1762sadly for him he couldn't do it.

    • @bartendingcrow6497
      @bartendingcrow6497 Рік тому +14

      @@robert.7230 I will always put my money on him though.
      If it was a hardworking farmer vs the gods and devils. I put my money to his pitchfork 10 times outta 10

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Рік тому +6

      @@robert.7230 he was giving off complete mumen rider vibes. It’s always more epic watching look at the impossible odds stacked against them and not giving it a second thought as they charge into battle than a fight where someone is sure they can win

  • @diefusion8558
    @diefusion8558 Рік тому +53

    one of rhe rare few times i enjoyed a sponsor segment because of doug's personality being a good way for a sales pitch

    • @Celeste_Badeline
      @Celeste_Badeline 5 місяців тому +4

      Billy mays left a good impression on him

    • @silfes3036
      @silfes3036 Місяць тому

      ​@@Celeste_Badeline billy is truly a role model for dogdog

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly Рік тому +3524

    The fact Robyn (EU) literally didn't know how to play TABS but somehow managed to secure a win for Europe is a power move 🔥🔥🔥

    • @TCStink3
      @TCStink3 Рік тому +595

      Weakest European player:

    • @gun_cat..
      @gun_cat.. Рік тому +38

      ​@@TCStink3and strongest win

    • @wet0wl
      @wet0wl Рік тому +174

      Yet he gave the most competent army layout out of anyone

    • @f.7681
      @f.7681 Рік тому +59

      ​@@wet0wlTbh Valkyries and Minotaurs seem very broken

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 Рік тому +37

      It was probably because the Dragons on the USA side were hopping for no reason.

  • @OvantheWise
    @OvantheWise Рік тому +1886

    After that ending I just want to see a stream where chat takes turns as the “host” and they have to explain what Doug is doing on screen. 😅

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr Рік тому +4669

    America's reaction to every threat is more guns and bombs. Truly an accurate portrayal

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Рік тому +125

      As an American, I can confirm that we respond with war crimes and unnecessary violence whenever faced with a problem. God bless America!🔫🇺🇸

    • @JmMateo933
      @JmMateo933 Рік тому +4

      Lol

    • @ServandoRamirez-vx8hy
      @ServandoRamirez-vx8hy Рік тому

      @@joeisdude perfectly necessary violence either they threaten our freedom or arent important kinda like europe

    • @tomersagie2492
      @tomersagie2492 Рік тому +42

      Sounds like a liberal cissy to me 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @L0rdTonk
      @L0rdTonk Рік тому +23

      RAAHHH 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

  • @alexprendes7370
    @alexprendes7370 9 місяців тому +28

    There is a single moment where you can see in doug both the mock distress of having the anthem interrupted and the sheer joy of knowing it was interrupted in the most comically valuable way

  • @Simon_Reid
    @Simon_Reid Рік тому +2412

    "Europeans will win so hard Americans demand a recount!" That was comedy gold, it had me rolling!

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Рік тому +110

      It killed me, mostly because of the terrible healthcare here

    • @Simon_Reid
      @Simon_Reid Рік тому +4

      @@placeholderdoe Yeah, Lol!

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Рік тому +7

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light"
      ~ Plato

    • @akgfilming
      @akgfilming Рік тому

      ​@@philosophy_bot4171shut up plato davinci would beat you with his AMERICAN tank

    • @macvadda2318
      @macvadda2318 Рік тому +8

      @@placeholderdoethe healthcare aint bad, its just way to expensive

  • @weskintime4177
    @weskintime4177 Рік тому +850

    Every time DougDoug does one of these competitions it always goes stupid. I love it.

    • @awsomema50n79
      @awsomema50n79 Рік тому +4

      bro you haven't even watched it

    • @weskintime4177
      @weskintime4177 Рік тому +6

      @@awsomema50n79yes I have.

    • @awsomema50n79
      @awsomema50n79 Рік тому +2

      @@weskintime4177 how if at the time it had come out one minute ago

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 Рік тому +21

      @@awsomema50n79maybe he watched the stream or vod

    • @awsomema50n79
      @awsomema50n79 Рік тому +6

      @@zzskyninjazz1821 oh there was a stream

  • @jellyhamsters6197
    @jellyhamsters6197 Рік тому +368

    The 2 hour video came out yesterday and this is already out wow props to the editors

    • @Alpatrixx
      @Alpatrixx Рік тому +2

      fr fr

    • @MrBisonorus
      @MrBisonorus Рік тому

      This stream was like 2 months ago tho so they had time to edit sndstuff

    • @RyukoHan
      @RyukoHan Рік тому

      The editors are so smfhagzha POG

  • @spidey1100
    @spidey1100 9 місяців тому +97

    "THEY SHOT DEATH WITH A FUCKIN' CANNON!"
    You're gddamn right we did, god rest the queen and her abundance of cannons.

  • @Robyn_iz_Here
    @Robyn_iz_Here Рік тому +1877

    18:53
    Mum, I'm famous!
    Being able to be a part of this was so much fun and I'm proud to have represented Europe in this incredibly important and easy to follow battle

  • @Moose_Enjoyer
    @Moose_Enjoyer Рік тому +295

    ive always thought that dogdog's creativity combined with TABS's chaos would always make for banging content

    • @FreedomisUniversalHealthcare
      @FreedomisUniversalHealthcare Рік тому +5

      -E.O. Wilson (1929-2021)
      “If all humankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the world would collapse into chaos.”

    • @ManicCow
      @ManicCow Рік тому +5

      He has a ton of vods on his other channels

    • @Dude-vq3oe
      @Dude-vq3oe Рік тому +3

      Who is this dogdog you speak of?

    • @midodan1254
      @midodan1254 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Dude-vq3oeDougDoug's dog

  • @Jx_-
    @Jx_- Рік тому +728

    The hobbits at the end grabbing each other's fun zones made me realize something. We've lost sight of what matters. War never changes, but love is healing. Love CAN bloom on the battlefield

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 9 місяців тому +12

    I like how Dug makes both sides start within 5 feet of the enemy, optimal placement is definitely nose-to-nose

  • @eliguy2344
    @eliguy2344 Рік тому +464

    I cannot say how proud this made me as a European, seeing all these historically accurate battles played out brought a tear to my eye.

  • @carnetplank6259
    @carnetplank6259 Рік тому +1588

    The Norwegian very accurately represented all Norwegians

    • @raketensven3127
      @raketensven3127 Рік тому +50

      As epected from people of the 3rd most popular scand country.

    • @stanisawzokiewski3308
      @stanisawzokiewski3308 Рік тому +17

      @@raketensven3127 4th. Fins are cooler. PERKELE is too iconic

    • @skomolowski
      @skomolowski Рік тому +58

      ​@@stanisawzokiewski3308Finland is not scandinavian tho

    • @SadMatte
      @SadMatte Рік тому +5

      @@raketensven3127 shots fired

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 Рік тому +4

      ​@@stanisawzokiewski3308and Simo Hayha is more well-known than the entirety of Norwegian war history

  • @judealford6637
    @judealford6637 Рік тому +4269

    Reading out the EU treaty whilst kicking American ass in the final round is an immense power move

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Рік тому +246

      "Hey America can I copy your homework?"
      "Yeah sure just change it up a bit"
      The EU treaty:

    • @scottbaileymsc
      @scottbaileymsc Рік тому +114

      To a non EU member national anthem as well

    • @Cod__Fish
      @Cod__Fish Рік тому +89

      ​@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle same for Americans founding civilization I wonder if they saw some homework before lol

    • @Orto4956
      @Orto4956 Рік тому +18

      @@Cod__FishWhat does that even mean

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Рік тому +23

      @@Cod__Fish that would work if Americans copied European feudalism, but unfortunately they didn't.

  • @DJDom797
    @DJDom797 7 місяців тому +12

    8:16
    'Baldoug"
    'Bald Doug'
    IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, DOUG IS BALD

  • @TheDuckyDino
    @TheDuckyDino Рік тому +141

    As someone who has watched many DougDoug TABS VODs, I will always die inside when he puts Deadeyes so close to the front

  • @aguyontheinternet8436
    @aguyontheinternet8436 Рік тому +294

    For the last one, as soon as he said _"all reapers"_ I knew America was fucked. You do not go into a melee fight with the pirate queen, she can absolutely send those 3 reapers back to the underworld they crawled out of no contest, the rest of the army was basically decoration.

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 Рік тому +44

      The funny thing is the three Cannons were the ones who defeated the Reapers. Really show that you need artillery range to kill a Reaper in TABs.

    • @thesithofearth3617
      @thesithofearth3617 Рік тому +9

      @magnusvonbraun9870 if one reaper dies, others die with it too, but so would anyone near said reapers, so range is very important

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 Рік тому +29

      Reapers look like they’re terrific in killing large crowds of small enemies, but not that good against a few strong ones

    • @iskanderaga-ali3353
      @iskanderaga-ali3353 Рік тому +1

      Lizzy ftw o7

    • @TordBot69
      @TordBot69 10 місяців тому +3

      @@foximacentauri7891 it depends on one main factor, if it can be impaled

  • @Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab
    @Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab Рік тому +59

    This is dudemanrb here, it was an honor to serve as an american general! My friend actually saw this and showed me it so I got to show him I was a part of it, it was an amazing time!

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 7 місяців тому +4

    Doug your killing me here with the inaccuracies 2:53

  • @aristology6912
    @aristology6912 Рік тому +377

    For the audio listeners, Douglas invaded Europe in real life

    • @tacotuttle
      @tacotuttle Рік тому +39

      As a blind audio listener, I enjoyed reading this comment

    • @NamesNotAstella
      @NamesNotAstella Рік тому

      ​@@tacotuttleH O W

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat Рік тому +8

      @@NamesNotAstellapresumably European magic.

    • @Will0wAWisp
      @Will0wAWisp Рік тому +3

      @@NamesNotAstellabrail displays

  • @omercneb
    @omercneb Рік тому +51

    I love how when Doug’s doing the ad read and introduces Parkzer, parkzer immediately teleports off screen and literally dies

  • @Seppjos
    @Seppjos Рік тому +310

    Damn, as a Swiss i am so proud that our national anthem got picked to represent Europe! So proud🫡

    • @Kiwi-fl8te
      @Kiwi-fl8te Рік тому +23

      I am french but I can't help but agree that this anthem was the only tune worthy of representing our noble continent.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Kiwi-fl8teIt's the only Nation that truly understands the French. Also, I'm sorry. I think they sell a cream for that now.

    • @Dat_Metall_Auge
      @Dat_Metall_Auge Рік тому +5

      @@mandowarrior123 How dare you make fun about the Fresh, ah I mean French. Only the Germans, British, half of Africa, Indochina, Spain, Netherlands and everybody else is allowed to do that.

    • @FlipperDumm
      @FlipperDumm Рік тому +2

      o7

    • @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei
      @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei Рік тому +3

      Switzerland is not part of Europe, it's actually on its own little continental plate. That's the reason they are not in the EU.

  • @LordUzaki
    @LordUzaki 7 місяців тому +3

    Gotta love that the one dude suspected of being a European Spy very obviously throws the entire match immediately.

  • @sooohiyou1017
    @sooohiyou1017 Рік тому +195

    I love being Canadian feeling like a bystander

  • @beatblocksgaming
    @beatblocksgaming Рік тому +1401

    I almost died of European pride at my people’s victory, luckily the hospital trip was free now time to eat pastries, paella, chocolate, pasta, pizza and assorted teas and biscuits to celebrate

    • @Orto4956
      @Orto4956 Рік тому +103

      Too bad the hospital trip took 3 and a half months and you hit a land mine in Croatia on the way there.

    • @beatblocksgaming
      @beatblocksgaming Рік тому +132

      @@Orto4956 I'm patient

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag Рік тому +66

      @@Orto4956 better than the 6 months and 250k $ in america just to be told that american hospitals dont have the means to treat you and also you are out of system

    • @Orto4956
      @Orto4956 Рік тому +19

      @@cooltwittertag Man good thing I nor anyone else I have met in America has ever waited six months for the hospital, spent anywhere even near 250k, or 50k for that matter (including cancer treatments and car crash related injuries.) Not to mention that no hospital is ever going to tell you that they will not treat you, especially since that any major hospital is absolutely going to have the means to treat you even better than in Europe (I say that as someone who has lived in both America and the EU.)

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag Рік тому +46

      @@Orto4956 you realize treatment quality being worse in the US is a documented statistic right? Its not about personal opinion though if you do want mine, last time i went to a hospital in arizona i waited longer than i ever had to in the ER in Europe and the hospitals in the US i experienced are really old fashioned. Yes they did manage to treat me, but it all felt really inefficient compared to my experiences in cities like Munich, Berlin and Copenhagen.

  • @jezusmylord
    @jezusmylord Рік тому +161

    Doug streams are something else, its so chaotic and the chat is actually involved and its great.

  • @GodBear97
    @GodBear97 2 місяці тому +2

    The swede immediately talking shit about Denmark with no prompting is so unbelievably Scandinavian lol

  • @djneonreaper4990
    @djneonreaper4990 Рік тому +135

    It's almost poetic how this ended with them conquering death itself.

    • @Mentelgen-1337
      @Mentelgen-1337 7 місяців тому +11

      One thing Europe is good at is poetry

    • @mrult28
      @mrult28 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Mentelgen-1337 And conquering

    • @Mentelgen-1337
      @Mentelgen-1337 7 місяців тому

      @@mrult28 well not really depending on which country conquers what

    • @MW_Asura
      @MW_Asura 3 місяці тому

      @@mrult28 That too

  • @rrobucksthehuman9186
    @rrobucksthehuman9186 Рік тому +1704

    As a Canadian, I have never felt more patriotic to be European

    • @SugaMoo
      @SugaMoo Рік тому +30

      @TheSithStick yes we won

    • @thesithofearth3617
      @thesithofearth3617 Рік тому +46

      @Supsilon it never said North American, but it did say USA, meaning I'm counting us as European in this event

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull Рік тому

      If Google Is to be believed, Canada was originally colonized by French people, so you could side with the European side

    • @tadesubaru1383
      @tadesubaru1383 Рік тому +10

      Canada is in America. I have unfortunate news about which team you'd be on

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb Рік тому +27

      @@tadesubaru1383 that would count a country like Brazil, and might I remind you us Canadians burned the White House, as well?

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +260

    Doug screaming "God bless America" gives the most classic uncle vibe ever

    • @Providence..
      @Providence.. Рік тому +1

      You're like the third Heisenberg account I've seen, wtf is going on.

  • @milkteamonster-rp4yf
    @milkteamonster-rp4yf 6 місяців тому +4

    i love the idea that the Australians and Canadians are just watching with some popcorn and Britain's are seething that they are'n included

  • @zekaix577
    @zekaix577 Рік тому +201

    "Why didn't the guns work" perfectly embodies the American essence.

  • @bradenswan2882
    @bradenswan2882 Рік тому +53

    Doug on fire with quality videos, love to see it!

    • @FreedomisUniversalHealthcare
      @FreedomisUniversalHealthcare Рік тому

      -Belva Lockwood (1830 -1917)
      “We have ten statues to the soldier where we have one to the peace activist.
      Tenemos diez estatuas para el soldado donde tenemos una para el activista por la paz.”

  • @Kralex121
    @Kralex121 Рік тому +26

    You can't just release 2 bangers back to back. Also I am proud of all european generals in this video. You really showed america who's boss

  • @caseyboone7018
    @caseyboone7018 Рік тому +1

    Watching your vids never cease to chear me right up

  • @autocorrectisdone
    @autocorrectisdone Рік тому +125

    As an Australian, this is the equivalent of that meme with Tom laughing at Jerry fighting that dog

  • @skymyu
    @skymyu Рік тому +561

    As an Asian, I salute my European neighbors

    • @SadMatte
      @SadMatte Рік тому +27

      It really felt like Europe was carrying the asian army over to some battles

    • @ZeroGgamer
      @ZeroGgamer Рік тому +24

      as an asian i dont

    • @baconous689
      @baconous689 Рік тому +28

      ​@@SadMattecolonization baby

    • @AzulioSwoop
      @AzulioSwoop Рік тому +6

      as a european, wassup man

    • @faeyzaihsanulfikri9975
      @faeyzaihsanulfikri9975 Рік тому +1

      Let’s not forget the firework archers and dragons are brought from asia

  • @obamnaprismus
    @obamnaprismus Рік тому +49

    Gotta love how Doug places units with little to no regard for actual tactical positioning

    • @treedude4246
      @treedude4246 Рік тому

      Is there any tactics in tabs

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus Рік тому +35

      @@treedude4246 for one, not placing people right in front of guns

    • @when_cat
      @when_cat Рік тому

      ​@@treedude4246 You ain't putting sarissas in front of shield bearers

  • @thomasgrazier9251
    @thomasgrazier9251 9 місяців тому +2

    To quote the re4 merchant gun rhymes with fun for a reason

  • @swirbl
    @swirbl Рік тому +613

    What a proud day to be a European

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa Рік тому

      And there there's Russia, an enemy to everyone expect Australia, apparently

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle Рік тому +53

      Some day we'll find a cure for being European. Godspeed until then

    • @axellucky
      @axellucky Рік тому +1

      Me to

    • @pressf42069
      @pressf42069 Рік тому +2

      Gahbless europe

    • @Thomas_H._Smith
      @Thomas_H._Smith Рік тому +10

      Are Canadians allowed to join the European team? We do border Denmark.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Рік тому +13

    The Minotaur VS Zeus showdown something something out of ancient Greek legend

  • @Dojosie
    @Dojosie Рік тому +55

    Sometimes I wonder what is going on in Doug's life to make him come up with an idea like this....

    • @RivalHades-mk1xl
      @RivalHades-mk1xl Рік тому +5

      Probably gets ideas from friends and community

    • @peperoni_pepino
      @peperoni_pepino Рік тому +9

      Doug's chat has quite a history of EU vs NA banter. Most notably there have been multiple streams where he first makes a mode (e.g. Skyrim or GTA) for a challenge, and then actually does the challenge, but the programming part had more viewers than the actual challenge because all the Europeans went to bed. Doug now claims that any unfun challenges come from European who are just there for the programming and will soon go to bed anyways.
      A completely unrelated development was that Doug wanted to play around with better TTS, e.g. to play D&D with random chat members. Note that this video still uses the 'default' TTS voice but does allow 'drunk' and 'sigh'; this is a quite old recording since he now has e.g. a TTS that speaks with his voice (though chat cannot control that one).

    • @RyukoHan
      @RyukoHan Рік тому +1

      It is most surprising since he is busy killing all my brothers! Babagabooooosshhhh

  • @alexanderalbul9353
    @alexanderalbul9353 16 днів тому +1

    It is funny how the decleration off independepnce was entirely based of the dutch Plakaat van Verlatinghe

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Рік тому +16

    14:16 God’s teeth is the HARDEST username I’ve ever seen

  • @spacebananas7856
    @spacebananas7856 Рік тому +118

    It just brings happiness to my heart to see other people play tabs it's such an amazing game and I'm also such a nerd for this game I know all the flaws and strategies

    • @Sanbi35
      @Sanbi35 Рік тому

      Parkzer never dies in those games it was probably some other sorcerer

    • @human2672
      @human2672 Рік тому

      Rip dark peasant

    • @CommentPositionInformer
      @CommentPositionInformer Рік тому

      ​@@human2672I stopped following TABS a long time ago, so I honestly thought that the Reaper was the new Dark Peasant.
      I thought: what?! Is this allowed?! It's going to be a massacre!
      And then it got shot and died.

  • @gwalon2089
    @gwalon2089 Рік тому +53

    Wow, I can't believe this got finally made into a UA-cam video. Watched the VOD like 3 month ago. Tabs needs some more appearences on your main channel.

  • @exosproudmamabear558
    @exosproudmamabear558 11 місяців тому +19

    I think I am dying from laughter but hey at least health care is free so I can call an ambulance

  • @nightridr5680
    @nightridr5680 Рік тому +22

    4:39 "Leonardo da Vinci saves America" is the title of the new Bill and Ted movie

  • @seanmchugh1981
    @seanmchugh1981 Рік тому +87

    “I’m going to try to not show my bias as an American”
    *proceeds to salute to the national kazoo anthem

    • @Cod__Fish
      @Cod__Fish Рік тому +6

      I preferred the non biased btw proceeds to read the declaration ending with shoot the fuck out of those Europeans lol

    • @yeetingat100subs9
      @yeetingat100subs9 Рік тому

      Yeah that was the joke

    • @Cod__Fish
      @Cod__Fish Рік тому

      @@yeetingat100subs9 yeah I think it's clear to everyone it's a joke it was funny

    • @yeetingat100subs9
      @yeetingat100subs9 Рік тому

      @@Cod__Fish His comment simply just repeated the joke that was already told in the video. Pointless comment, we all already watched the video

  • @k2cr
    @k2cr Рік тому +19

    23:12 Fantastic editing. Actual Football on the TV.

  • @vasilikivasiliki984
    @vasilikivasiliki984 Рік тому +3

    We need a part 2

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean Рік тому +19

    I actually love the end bit, I think a costream with a chatter could be hilarious

  • @THEcrosby
    @THEcrosby Рік тому +52

    Awesome stream, super fun.

  • @milkcultleader2706
    @milkcultleader2706 Рік тому +15

    17:37 that means "an icecream with a little popsicle"

  • @TherealXpansion
    @TherealXpansion Рік тому +2

    Not even a minute in and it's already pure chaos😂

  • @PoisonedHD
    @PoisonedHD Рік тому +22

    Was not expecting DougDoug to play TABS even though it's a game that fits him well!

    • @tournesol99
      @tournesol99 Рік тому +18

      He has done a LOT of TABS streams in the past.

    • @DeathStriker187
      @DeathStriker187 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, Tons of Tabs Stuff on the VODD channel, Battle bets and what not

    • @PoisonedHD
      @PoisonedHD Рік тому

      Really? I haven't seen any TABS streams but I've seen a lot of others.

  • @highspeakerofthesluglord3475
    @highspeakerofthesluglord3475 Рік тому +25

    So nice to see Europe come out on top with that last one. They had been quite literally itching for a rematch with the bubonic plague.

  • @AMentalFailure
    @AMentalFailure Рік тому +10

    Hope he plays this game more. For those who haven't played it, it's surprisingly true to its name, it's surprisingly easy to recreate actual battles, as long as they have less than 100 total members on either side and it should run well on most computers.
    Plus, imagine what this man could do with the unti creator, or maybe even subscriber units!

  • @sevested
    @sevested 7 місяців тому

    Why are all of Doug’s viewers legitimately funny and interesting people?

  • @gronkomojs1663
    @gronkomojs1663 Рік тому +25

    23:12, I am happy and surprised Doug showed an image of actual football and not American hand egg.

  • @christianhull1475
    @christianhull1475 Рік тому +22

    I can't believe Doug, and basically everyone in chat, never realized that their name was actually "Sadistic Toaster" 😂 10:45

  • @phanderzz
    @phanderzz Рік тому +26

    As someone who has played TABS for years, it was quite fun watching Twitch Chat make all the wrong choices

    • @Automaton237
      @Automaton237 10 місяців тому

      If I commanded every single battle the American team would have won but no they had to act stupid and I'm pretty sure that one person with the European name purposely made a stupid Army that was obviously going to lose to Zeus.

    • @Automaton237
      @Automaton237 10 місяців тому

      @okimeyhreabc4769 I'm really not making excuses up pretty much every battle the other team had counters against our units I'll give you one example the one with a bunch of American farmers versus Zeus that was an impossible victory for us to win and ironically we started to lose when they started to use muskets against us and in general started to dominate when they used are main tactic guns and also a mix of their slightly better players. But honestly I do understand why they suck at the game has barely anyone even plays the game or at least people in twitch chat.

    • @Automaton237
      @Automaton237 9 місяців тому

      @okimeyhreabc4769 I would say something about how yes that is true a lot of people didn't play very good like what else is there to say about that. Is that really some big excuse like if I played the game we would have did better and decides I seen this video like a month ago so I don't know why you're replying to me now like it's a big deal and I truly care about it. I kind of forgot about it until now.

  • @nouche
    @nouche Рік тому +3

    The healthcare running gag was pure gold!

  • @MuffinKirby27
    @MuffinKirby27 Рік тому +5

    Do my eyes decide me, or are we finally getting a TABS video on the main channel? I love your streams of tabs like battle bets. I'm so happy to finally see this become a video:)

  • @gentlehen7443
    @gentlehen7443 Рік тому +135

    I’ve never been more proud as a European

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Рік тому +10

      Hey! What did you just say??? 💥🔫🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸

    • @pressf42069
      @pressf42069 Рік тому +3

      ​@@joeisdudewe said that we have more towers

    • @gentlehen7443
      @gentlehen7443 Рік тому +8

      @@pressf42069 WE didn't YOU did

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Рік тому +12

      @@pressf42069 I guess you are not apart of the cool Europeans gang

    • @yaldabaoth4807
      @yaldabaoth4807 Рік тому

      ​@@joeisdudehe said he was proud we kicked your ass

  • @SoxOPhone
    @SoxOPhone Рік тому +20

    dougdoug somehow manages to make like the most enjoyable videos from games we've all gotten pretty used to. The way he uses his chat as part of the game is brilliant I love this content.

  • @Mrcool-j6o
    @Mrcool-j6o 7 місяців тому +14

    Americans lost because they use the imperial system instead of the better metric system

    • @rygktransrights
      @rygktransrights 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m American and even I agree

    • @gloverfox9135
      @gloverfox9135 4 місяці тому

      We won the world wars with the imperial system so we’re ok

    • @Delpix722
      @Delpix722 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Mrcool-j6o Imperial system still made it to the moon first.

    • @joe31226
      @joe31226 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Delpix722 pretty sure NASA used metric?

    • @Delpix722
      @Delpix722 3 місяці тому

      @@joe31226 It’s a bit of an odd situation, as NASA used both systems in conjunction. The problem here is that some of their technology would only interpret data from only system.
      This becomes more of an issue processes that are supposed to be automatic can’t function due to missing data in the formulas.

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays Рік тому +13

    8:58 i can confirm that this is 100% related to a ship to kazuma and megumin from konosuba, i have never heard the name of them both combined but i can already tell its them both

    • @hoodless_1
      @hoodless_1 Рік тому

      and 88 is a known nazi dog whistle (or they were born in 1988)

  • @AlekMax64
    @AlekMax64 Рік тому +11

    7:09 I was eating ramen while I watched and this joke literally made ramen go up my nose. It still hurts.

  • @daidybearthepolarbear2851
    @daidybearthepolarbear2851 Рік тому +19

    as a european i can confirm that was our national anthem at the beginning it is what we hold our heads high to in international sporting events

  • @catholicatkin5765
    @catholicatkin5765 Місяць тому +2

    5:28 Doug Doug out of context

  • @birb9799
    @birb9799 Рік тому +8

    editors have been on a rampage with all these uploads

  • @Iceclaw77
    @Iceclaw77 Рік тому +21

    Doug: "No, it sounds heroic!"
    Hobbits: **confused kuriboh noises**

    • @Leo-mj1mt
      @Leo-mj1mt Рік тому

      Funny how the hobbits looked like fighting with pillow hands

  • @lttgames4456
    @lttgames4456 Рік тому +10

    10:00 as an iowan I can confirm, this is how we fight, all farmers, ready to impale people on a pitchfork

  • @FurnaxIkki
    @FurnaxIkki Рік тому +3

    That Diablo IV ad has aged like warm milk left behind the furnace.

    • @Harryisfedup
      @Harryisfedup Рік тому

      Aged like a coke left in a car in the middle of summer for a week

  • @TheOriginalItsCake
    @TheOriginalItsCake Рік тому +15

    "Use the second amendment harder" -Dougdoug

  • @Murimz
    @Murimz Рік тому +30

    0:40 not only saluting with his left hand, but also with his palm facing away. We are not britain my brother😂

    • @DJRIv100
      @DJRIv100 Місяць тому

      @@Murimz the video is mirrored. That was his right hand.
      You can see the writing on his hat is reversed.

    • @Murimz
      @Murimz Місяць тому

      @@DJRIv100 tru tru. But this is a year old comment 😂 howd you find this.

    • @jacolinelankamp1752
      @jacolinelankamp1752 Місяць тому

      ​@@Murimzscrolling through comments whilst watching the video

  • @devaughnepie6229
    @devaughnepie6229 Рік тому +13

    This is a amazing game I hope you do more content on it or just secret unit stuff

  • @ysten3869
    @ysten3869 Рік тому +2

    18:31 we lost the moment he said 3 danish mammoths