Fired from a Gang, Uber’s Biggest Flaw & City Babies - Josh Johnson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @xcx000
    @xcx000 4 роки тому +5303

    every new video i see of this dude, he looks younger every time

  • @sebbacca4804
    @sebbacca4804 4 роки тому +2985

    Josh Johnson, cant wait to see him actually make it big, and he 100% will.

    • @RhythmnOfThought
      @RhythmnOfThought 4 роки тому +32

      Well, he has already been on the tonight show so... :)

    • @Stargazing2
      @Stargazing2 4 роки тому +7

      @@RhythmnOfThought gonna go check that out now , already saw this bit but why not again for good times haha, thanks m8 🦊

    • @amiliaschimmel9788
      @amiliaschimmel9788 4 роки тому +5

      He is hilarious

    • @tomasantonio6683
      @tomasantonio6683 4 роки тому +1

      He is friends with Taylor swift

    • @SoyAngellll
      @SoyAngellll 4 роки тому +2

      @@tomasantonio6683 really how do you know?

  • @neolord1215
    @neolord1215 4 роки тому +1561

    This man really always brings a smile to my face

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +3

      He’s a bad black man but he’s great at being white, a real commanding presence

    • @nathanhorn4306
      @nathanhorn4306 4 роки тому +7

      Guess that's why he got kicked out the gang

    • @josevillegas9009
      @josevillegas9009 4 роки тому

      Genuinely

    • @jjonvhs.7408
      @jjonvhs.7408 4 роки тому +7

      Twilight Gardens presentations wtf are you talking about

    • @karentrejo244
      @karentrejo244 4 роки тому +1

      @@jjonvhs.7408 i think its in reference to him saying "sometimes I don't feel black"

  • @munashe5861
    @munashe5861 4 роки тому +2037

    Josh Johnson is your favorite awkward cousin.

    • @williamburgdorffjensen6248
      @williamburgdorffjensen6248 4 роки тому +23

      He's the American James Acaster

    • @jelly2584
      @jelly2584 3 роки тому +4

      @@williamburgdorffjensen6248 THIS

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 місяці тому

      I have hundreds of cousins (my dad has 4 brothers and 6 sisters, all but one brother had children, and my mom had 3 sisters and 2 brothers and they all had at least one child) and I wish I knew one like Josh! I might have one like him, my dad's family barely spoke to one another.

  • @ggarcon89
    @ggarcon89 4 роки тому +969

    “It’s like being in a bathtub, you can’t get out, the water’s dirty. And it’s racist”

    • @StrangeTerror
      @StrangeTerror 3 роки тому +17

      I'm still trying to figure out why he can't get out of a bath tub...

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 3 роки тому +15

      It’s true. It’s sweaty,humid, hot, and every winter it turns into the North Pole.

    • @ameliaforgot856
      @ameliaforgot856 3 роки тому +6

      Even the air sweats in the summer in Louisiana

    • @caitymarie3975
      @caitymarie3975 3 роки тому +18

      @@StrangeTerror he has arthritis in his hands

  • @Ree_DV9
    @Ree_DV9 4 роки тому +844

    "When I grow up I wanna be the person I am on the 1st date.".💀😂

  • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
    @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 4 роки тому +475

    Found out about Josh a week ago, such a clever good vibe comedian. I hope he gets his own Netflix special someday

  • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
    @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 роки тому +667

    Josh Johnson is just infectiously fun.

  • @KimAnnesplaylist
    @KimAnnesplaylist 4 роки тому +709

    He is currently a writer on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and is a former writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where he made his late night debut...
    He is pretty amazing and I wish he would still be doing stand up as well...

    • @therealcloroxbleach9408
      @therealcloroxbleach9408 4 роки тому +6

      Well then what happened to his comedic genius and genuine humor

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому +1

      how do you get to write for those shows???? you just send in a spec script?

    • @ericmoore2571
      @ericmoore2571 3 роки тому

      Hi Kim

    • @MrHxChris
      @MrHxChris 10 місяців тому

      What? He’s currently doing a stand-up tour.

  • @inroom108
    @inroom108 4 роки тому +124

    That Uber joke is too relatable, I’m always like “WHERE ARE THEY EVEN GOING!” LOL

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 4 роки тому +89

    Josh Johnson has the coolest deadpan comedic delivery and flow!

  • @christmastiger
    @christmastiger 4 роки тому +223

    Man I've already heard these jokes and I still rewatched and laughed my ass off because that's how funny Josh is, I can't wait for him to get big one day because he and Jaboukie Young-White have been my favs for a while and Jaboukie got on the Daily Show so Josh should at the very least get a Netflix special with front page promotion.

  • @nancygibson8854
    @nancygibson8854 9 місяців тому +4

    I love the Girl Scouts outside the pot store... Priceless!

  • @sawyermason8901
    @sawyermason8901 4 роки тому +81

    Holy crap "That dude read" had me dying laughing

  • @dannijones5058
    @dannijones5058 4 роки тому +100

    He so slept on. Mans deserve more clout.

    • @ericmoore2571
      @ericmoore2571 3 роки тому

      Hi Danni

    • @microsofthoodie
      @microsofthoodie 2 роки тому

      @@ericmoore2571 you said hi to about 4 girls and none of them want you

  • @jamesjohnston8562
    @jamesjohnston8562 4 роки тому +252

    Yo, the "girl scout" bit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +15

      I got that thin mint🤣

    • @formidablefriend8228
      @formidablefriend8228 4 роки тому +21

      "You hungry? Everybody get hungry." lmao

    • @natd602
      @natd602 4 роки тому +7

      Shortbreaaaad

    • @bookbook9495
      @bookbook9495 4 роки тому +3

      Please buy my boxes of $5 cookies. I need to fund my entire troop

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 4 роки тому +2

      What's ironic is I usually leave the dispensary with girl scout cookies

  • @joncoda365
    @joncoda365 4 роки тому +186

    I'm in Louisiana right now, I'm a black new yorker (BORN IN BROOKLYN) in Louisiana temporarily (I hope) for work, his description is pretty on point. Like being stuck in a bathtub of dirty water, that's racist...
    This place also has annual biblical plagues of pollen blooms and various insects and I think the moon turned to blood once. Well, not the moon part.

    • @illmindjunglist
      @illmindjunglist 4 роки тому +6

      It's all the voodoo in the air over there

    • @aislinnmethvin2103
      @aislinnmethvin2103 4 роки тому +8

      On behalf of my state. I’m so sorry 😐

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 4 роки тому +7

      @@Dinkdownn of course *you* haven't experienced racism in the Deep South; you're *white.*

    • @mikeddh2018
      @mikeddh2018 4 роки тому +6

      @@Dinkdownn a black woman preventing you from committing an act of cultural appropriation is NOT an act of racism. 😒

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget the flood that happens every 50 years. I’m 60% sure it’s god trying to smite us.

  • @FinnDhaHuman
    @FinnDhaHuman 4 роки тому +91

    his name is josh johnson and he looks like an angel. idunno what my point is but yeah

  • @420Chameleon
    @420Chameleon 3 роки тому +77

    Man, I was walking through the city a few weeks ago, sat down to have a smoke, and someone gave me two dollars and said "god bless you". I've never been so confused, I'm not homeless, but I guess I was lookin rough that day idk..

  • @lancethrustworthy
    @lancethrustworthy Рік тому +4

    Please continue, Mr. Johnson. I haven't seen any bad bits. You are needed.
    The best thing to do with life, is enjoy it.

  • @coltin1494
    @coltin1494 4 роки тому +97

    "This man know he late and he's goin to Starbucks"
    Me everytime I press snooze more than I planned the night before, except its 711 and I'm getting an energy drink so I can work like a person that manages their sleep

  • @awwgez
    @awwgez 4 роки тому +39

    Got to meet Josh years back and he's seriously one of the nicest performers I've ever met. The dude killed it on stage afterwards. So glad to see this clip today.

  • @BrynDonovanWriter
    @BrynDonovanWriter 10 місяців тому +2

    This guy is my #1 favorite comic.

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 4 роки тому +132

    Damn I wish I hadn’t seen this before... I love Josh Johnson and wish he had more stuff online, he always brings a smile to my face and hes gonna make it big

    • @caela.r
      @caela.r 4 роки тому +5

      I was gonna insult the cowboys but you support josh johnson so ig we good

    • @Laith_Shahin
      @Laith_Shahin Рік тому

      He does nowww

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 Рік тому

      @@Laith_Shahin YESSIRRRR ITS AO GOOD

  • @WesleyG8857
    @WesleyG8857 4 роки тому +27

    Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorites in the stand up world of comendy!

  • @airemagic
    @airemagic 2 роки тому +8

    im from sc and his description of louisiana fits perfectly but also theres a cockroach swimming in the water and cicadas are screaming outside

  • @astr0511
    @astr0511 4 роки тому +225

    The afro growing

  • @cantharellusxxii
    @cantharellusxxii 4 роки тому +11

    Idk why but his giggles are like the best. They instantly bring a smile to my face.

  • @caela.r
    @caela.r 4 роки тому +61

    “I’m Josh Johnson and I’m originally from Louisiana. Growing up in Louisiana was like being in a bathtub and you can’t get out...and it’s racist.”

  • @KingBr33ch
    @KingBr33ch 4 роки тому +37

    not gonna lie the entire video i was straightfaced but when the baby part came up i almost never laughed so hard "idk what you want me to do" lmaoooo

  • @christinea.5873
    @christinea.5873 4 роки тому +14

    The first minute of this, when he was describing what growing up in Louisiana was like, had me cackling. The bathtub description?! HILARIOUS

  • @Pianoboy1258
    @Pianoboy1258 4 роки тому +443

    this guy is like the black version of hiccup from "how to train your dragon"

  • @tiredwatermelon333
    @tiredwatermelon333 4 роки тому +19

    the only guy who can _always_ make me laugh. like idk how many friends i recommended him to when they were feeling off

  • @existenceisafarce._.172
    @existenceisafarce._.172 4 роки тому +28

    He’s so awkwardly funny I love it

  • @jamesjohnston8562
    @jamesjohnston8562 4 роки тому +190

    "Being too positive"

  • @CupidRival
    @CupidRival 4 роки тому +100

    I was rinsing my nose with a neti pot while listening to this and I sprayed salty snot water all over my phone during the baby bit lmaoo

  • @theman328088
    @theman328088 4 роки тому +7

    What a legend.. From the UK I will pay good money to see his stand-up.. His delivery kills me.. Hats off to him

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 9 місяців тому +1

    I haven't laughed like this in years! 😂
    Josh, you're going to be a star!

  • @GabrielGabriel-vk7ey
    @GabrielGabriel-vk7ey 4 роки тому +22

    “I’m a baby what you want me to do “ priceless 😂😂😂😂

  • @RhythmnOfThought
    @RhythmnOfThought 4 роки тому +22

    I feel like he just reached a whole other level of funny. He's even better than in the past.
    Really enjoyed it.

  • @wyattmiranda3484
    @wyattmiranda3484 2 роки тому +3

    Just discovered this guy today and he’s hilarious, I can’t get enough of him.

  • @refilwemay8138
    @refilwemay8138 4 роки тому +49

    This is some wholesome content.. ❤️😂😂

  • @zionfreeman303
    @zionfreeman303 4 роки тому +57

    Yell need to keep an eye on this guy. He's pretty good 🤣

  • @derekschultz5029
    @derekschultz5029 3 роки тому +8

    This guy is hilarious. Been binging him all day

  • @marieknight9385
    @marieknight9385 3 роки тому +16

    No matter how many times I hear his jokes they're still funny

  • @Mrarson360
    @Mrarson360 Рік тому +1

    Just came across Josh today and I have to say that my algorithms did not fail me

  • @justinwow17
    @justinwow17 4 роки тому +464

    Josh looks like a microphone

    • @arieluv615
      @arieluv615 4 роки тому +32

      😂😂😂😂 you ain’t have to go there.

    • @dananabread6632
      @dananabread6632 4 роки тому +12

      Probably the most accurate thing I've seen all day

    • @justinwow17
      @justinwow17 4 роки тому +7

      Danshelle Jones I had to 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому

      that's an 80s joke

  • @bluetry35722
    @bluetry35722 4 роки тому +9

    Super hilarious, super talented. This is the next best thing in comedy

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 4 роки тому +13

    I like him more everytime I hear more of his stuff he is a great writer. Good delivery too.

  • @lexkeach5726
    @lexkeach5726 4 роки тому +16

    I've seen most of this material already but it's still great again! I love this kid

  • @twitkh6924
    @twitkh6924 4 роки тому +32

    this guy need to blow up and get a netflix special

  • @george-0197
    @george-0197 4 роки тому +20

    You so damn funny when you use the different voices. The timing is so unique and funny

  • @mohammedidrees3890
    @mohammedidrees3890 4 роки тому +20

    Need more Josh Johnson!

  • @cory41287
    @cory41287 4 роки тому +7

    I haven't laughed this hard from stand up for a long time. Great content man.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +241

    This guy is funny. His other set that y'all have on here was better tho.

  • @alansamuel2454
    @alansamuel2454 4 роки тому +6

    This guy's sound effects are REALLY GOOD!

  • @Rickyp0123
    @Rickyp0123 4 роки тому +24

    I've actually seen an uber driver drift perfectly to pick up his customers

  • @josephdouglas5242
    @josephdouglas5242 4 роки тому +62

    Those out of sync blinks helped sell the baby impression so well.

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 9 місяців тому +1

    9:17 Until today. AZ born and raised and I literally laughed out loud at this point.

  • @sofiamariaklein5085
    @sofiamariaklein5085 4 роки тому +3

    smart comedy, love it. wish there was more of his work.

  • @amberstarfish8119
    @amberstarfish8119 Рік тому +1

    His description of Louisiana at the beginning... 😂😂😂 I live in Louisiana, can confirm!

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 4 роки тому +9

    "I'd like to be the guy I am on a first date." That's clever!

  • @kpdaghost
    @kpdaghost 4 роки тому +14

    He sounds like the lawyer from the boondocks 😭😭😭

  • @insaneinthemembrane7237
    @insaneinthemembrane7237 4 роки тому +7

    His description of Louisiana is perfect

  • @makesurehegotgreen
    @makesurehegotgreen 3 роки тому +1

    i love watching this guys sets because you can always hear someone coughing in the back from laughing so hard

  • @krystalsmith5218
    @krystalsmith5218 4 роки тому +8

    "The advise I got when i first started was to quit." 😆

  • @bookbook9495
    @bookbook9495 4 роки тому +2

    You giggle.... I love this lil guy

  • @selecta_ssbm
    @selecta_ssbm 4 роки тому +9

    I love this bit about getting kicked out of the gang

  • @ellanina801
    @ellanina801 9 місяців тому +1

    Can’t wait to see this KING live next month 💯. Love his stuff with Dulce and The Daily Show…. Ngl I feel like all of my faves lately are from The Daily Show 🤷🏼

  • @Lilly-xi6ip
    @Lilly-xi6ip 4 роки тому +2

    This guy is amazing 🙌🏽 I have to see him live 😂

  • @deep153
    @deep153 11 місяців тому +2

    The spinning car does it for me

  • @SwiggityPeanut
    @SwiggityPeanut 4 роки тому +2

    dude, this is some quality gold

  • @tate6767
    @tate6767 4 роки тому +7

    That was great. I woulda loved if he did a call back to the years in New York bit when he was doing the baby joke like the baby was 1 year old but he had 5 years of New York living.

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 4 роки тому +3

    This guy deserves to go far.

    • @AL-cn6pp
      @AL-cn6pp Рік тому

      Why is he not a movie star yet?

  • @kimmyball4961
    @kimmyball4961 4 роки тому +1

    He is one of the best young comics I've seen!! Sooo funny!!

  • @sarahharrelson2453
    @sarahharrelson2453 4 роки тому +4

    I love him so much!!!
    "Yaaaaamean"

  • @braydenthehalf-elfbard4686
    @braydenthehalf-elfbard4686 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite comedian now

  • @serenahilton1428
    @serenahilton1428 3 роки тому +2

    The baby bit is killing me! 🤣😂

  • @redlightning6243
    @redlightning6243 4 роки тому +1

    3:00
    🤣🤣🤣
    Oh I just love the Uber Joke!

  • @byendlvl
    @byendlvl 4 роки тому +7

    When he suddenly shifted from calming asmr whisper to his regular voice it terrified me to the soul

  • @d.s.r.7.7.7
    @d.s.r.7.7.7 4 роки тому +20

    imagine josh performing alongside dulce.

  • @LadyWisdom217
    @LadyWisdom217 4 роки тому +9

    I love his delivery but I swear he's getting younger and younger every time I see him.

  • @mrsellenj.a1740
    @mrsellenj.a1740 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for the greatly needed and appreciated laughs, stay well and God bless

  • @TheSpanishzombie
    @TheSpanishzombie 4 роки тому +74

    People think he’s funny ? Really ? Well they are right, funny af

  • @brandonly27
    @brandonly27 Рік тому

    The drive by and saying "sorry" afterwards. LMAO!!!

  • @How2Disappear195
    @How2Disappear195 3 роки тому +1

    New fav comedian

  • @Watcher413
    @Watcher413 4 роки тому +8

    I’m a long haul truck driver so my boss knows exactly when I wake up and sleep. He knows when I stop to use the bathroom and where. My boss knows what I do all day everyday besides what I do when I’m done working for my day then 10 hours later he knows what I’m doing again

  • @veeshallkumballi2551
    @veeshallkumballi2551 4 роки тому +1

    2 of the best most underrated comedians both come from Louisiana

  • @v-i-be
    @v-i-be 4 роки тому +1

    How does this man not have a special yet !?

  • @bassfingers
    @bassfingers 4 роки тому +12

    Love this guy 😆✌🏻❤️🇬🇧

  • @tessbessette5365
    @tessbessette5365 4 роки тому +1

    josh johnson!!!! one of my favorite comedians for sure!!!

  • @tvexx4213
    @tvexx4213 4 роки тому +1

    No lie this is my 11th rewatch he is so funny I love it

  • @buildtherobots
    @buildtherobots Рік тому +1

    6:03 The really clever girl says "Hey yo, you want some Girl Scout Cookies to go with your Girl Scout Cookies there?"

  • @exploringdimensions4all853
    @exploringdimensions4all853 6 місяців тому +1

    I lived in Southeast Asia for 7 years. When I got back to the U.S., they had Uber and Lift. I couldn't believe it! I was like: "Wait... People get into vehicles with STRANGERS in the U.S.????" That seems dangerous!

  • @bradyweed4124
    @bradyweed4124 2 роки тому +1

    He has such a pleasant smile

  • @Duchess8838
    @Duchess8838 3 роки тому +1

    I love you Josh!!! Too funnnyyy!

  • @C-Rhino
    @C-Rhino 4 роки тому +4

    Josh Johnson is hilarious but shoutout to the guy that goes "HA HA" at 1:10

  • @recommended7796
    @recommended7796 4 роки тому +1

    He's the greatest newcomer on the scene.

  • @landocalrisian2014
    @landocalrisian2014 3 роки тому

    Dude every time I watch this, I'm DYING 🤣🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +3

    Love you Josh! Great talent and cute.