Fired from a Gang, Uber’s Biggest Flaw & City Babies - Josh Johnson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • Опубліковано 14 тра 2020
  • Josh Johnson explains how his positivity got him ousted from a gang, critiques a key feature of the Uber app and describes the time he came face-to-face with a baby in a backpack.
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  • @xcx000
    @xcx000 4 роки тому +5247

    every new video i see of this dude, he looks younger every time

  • @sebbacca4804
    @sebbacca4804 4 роки тому +2953

    Josh Johnson, cant wait to see him actually make it big, and he 100% will.

    • @RhythmnOfThought
      @RhythmnOfThought 4 роки тому +31

      Well, he has already been on the tonight show so... :)

    • @pavelowen8053
      @pavelowen8053 4 роки тому +7

      @@RhythmnOfThought gonna go check that out now , already saw this bit but why not again for good times haha, thanks m8 🦊

    • @amiliaschimmel9788
      @amiliaschimmel9788 4 роки тому +5

      He is hilarious

    • @tomasantonio6683
      @tomasantonio6683 4 роки тому +1

      He is friends with Taylor swift

    • @dreamer5687
      @dreamer5687 4 роки тому +2

      @@tomasantonio6683 really how do you know?

  • @munashe5861
    @munashe5861 4 роки тому +2015

    Josh Johnson is your favorite awkward cousin.

  • @ggarcon89
    @ggarcon89 3 роки тому +912

    “It’s like being in a bathtub, you can’t get out, the water’s dirty. And it’s racist”

    • @StrangeTerror
      @StrangeTerror 3 роки тому +16

      I'm still trying to figure out why he can't get out of a bath tub...

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 2 роки тому +10

      It’s true. It’s sweaty,humid, hot, and every winter it turns into the North Pole.

    • @ameliaforgot856
      @ameliaforgot856 2 роки тому +5

      Even the air sweats in the summer in Louisiana

    • @caitymarie3975
      @caitymarie3975 2 роки тому +17

      @@StrangeTerror he has arthritis in his hands

  • @neolord1215
    @neolord1215 4 роки тому +1541

    This man really always brings a smile to my face

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +3

      He’s a bad black man but he’s great at being white, a real commanding presence

    • @nathanhorn4306
      @nathanhorn4306 4 роки тому +7

      Guess that's why he got kicked out the gang

    • @josevillegas9009
      @josevillegas9009 4 роки тому

      Genuinely

    • @jjonvhs.7408
      @jjonvhs.7408 4 роки тому +7

      Twilight Gardens presentations wtf are you talking about

    • @karentrejo244
      @karentrejo244 4 роки тому +1

      @@jjonvhs.7408 i think its in reference to him saying "sometimes I don't feel black"

  • @KimAnnesplaylist
    @KimAnnesplaylist 4 роки тому +700

    He is currently a writer on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and is a former writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where he made his late night debut...
    He is pretty amazing and I wish he would still be doing stand up as well...

    • @therealcloroxbleach9408
      @therealcloroxbleach9408 3 роки тому +6

      Well then what happened to his comedic genius and genuine humor

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому +1

      how do you get to write for those shows???? you just send in a spec script?

    • @ericmoore2571
      @ericmoore2571 3 роки тому

      Hi Kim

    • @MrHxChris
      @MrHxChris 4 місяці тому

      What? He’s currently doing a stand-up tour.

  • @Ree_DV9
    @Ree_DV9 4 роки тому +821

    "When I grow up I wanna be the person I am on the 1st date.".💀😂

  • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
    @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 роки тому +657

    Josh Johnson is just infectiously fun.

  • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
    @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 4 роки тому +471

    Found out about Josh a week ago, such a clever good vibe comedian. I hope he gets his own Netflix special someday

  • @inroom108
    @inroom108 3 роки тому +115

    That Uber joke is too relatable, I’m always like “WHERE ARE THEY EVEN GOING!” LOL

  • @420Chameleon
    @420Chameleon 2 роки тому +66

    Man, I was walking through the city a few weeks ago, sat down to have a smoke, and someone gave me two dollars and said "god bless you". I've never been so confused, I'm not homeless, but I guess I was lookin rough that day idk..

  • @christmastiger
    @christmastiger 4 роки тому +222

    Man I've already heard these jokes and I still rewatched and laughed my ass off because that's how funny Josh is, I can't wait for him to get big one day because he and Jaboukie Young-White have been my favs for a while and Jaboukie got on the Daily Show so Josh should at the very least get a Netflix special with front page promotion.

  • @sawyermason8901
    @sawyermason8901 4 роки тому +76

    Holy crap "That dude read" had me dying laughing

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 4 роки тому +87

    Josh Johnson has the coolest deadpan comedic delivery and flow!

  • @jamesjohnston8562
    @jamesjohnston8562 4 роки тому +248

    Yo, the "girl scout" bit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +15

      I got that thin mint🤣

    • @formidablefriend8228
      @formidablefriend8228 4 роки тому +21

      "You hungry? Everybody get hungry." lmao

    • @natd602
      @natd602 4 роки тому +7

      Shortbreaaaad

    • @bookbook9495
      @bookbook9495 4 роки тому +3

      Please buy my boxes of $5 cookies. I need to fund my entire troop

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 3 роки тому +2

      What's ironic is I usually leave the dispensary with girl scout cookies

  • @astr0511
    @astr0511 4 роки тому +223

    The afro growing

  • @coltin1494
    @coltin1494 4 роки тому +95

    "This man know he late and he's goin to Starbucks"
    Me everytime I press snooze more than I planned the night before, except its 711 and I'm getting an energy drink so I can work like a person that manages their sleep

  • @joncoda365
    @joncoda365 4 роки тому +183

    I'm in Louisiana right now, I'm a black new yorker (BORN IN BROOKLYN) in Louisiana temporarily (I hope) for work, his description is pretty on point. Like being stuck in a bathtub of dirty water, that's racist...
    This place also has annual biblical plagues of pollen blooms and various insects and I think the moon turned to blood once. Well, not the moon part.

    • @illmindjunglist
      @illmindjunglist 4 роки тому +6

      It's all the voodoo in the air over there

    • @aislinnmethvin2103
      @aislinnmethvin2103 4 роки тому +8

      On behalf of my state. I’m so sorry 😐

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 4 роки тому +7

      @@Dinkdownn of course *you* haven't experienced racism in the Deep South; you're *white.*

    • @mikeddh2018
      @mikeddh2018 4 роки тому +6

      @@Dinkdownn a black woman preventing you from committing an act of cultural appropriation is NOT an act of racism. 😒

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 2 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget the flood that happens every 50 years. I’m 60% sure it’s god trying to smite us.

  • @FinnDhaHuman
    @FinnDhaHuman 4 роки тому +87

    his name is josh johnson and he looks like an angel. idunno what my point is but yeah

  • @airemagic
    @airemagic 2 роки тому +6

    im from sc and his description of louisiana fits perfectly but also theres a cockroach swimming in the water and cicadas are screaming outside

  • @dannijones5058
    @dannijones5058 4 роки тому +96

    He so slept on. Mans deserve more clout.

    • @ericmoore2571
      @ericmoore2571 3 роки тому

      Hi Danni

    • @microsofthoodie
      @microsofthoodie 2 роки тому

      @@ericmoore2571 you said hi to about 4 girls and none of them want you

  • @natureboy1961
    @natureboy1961 4 роки тому +439

    this guy is like the black version of hiccup from "how to train your dragon"

  • @caela.r
    @caela.r 4 роки тому +59

    “I’m Josh Johnson and I’m originally from Louisiana. Growing up in Louisiana was like being in a bathtub and you can’t get out...and it’s racist.”

  • @jamesjohnston8562
    @jamesjohnston8562 4 роки тому +189

    "Being too positive"

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 4 роки тому +132

    Damn I wish I hadn’t seen this before... I love Josh Johnson and wish he had more stuff online, he always brings a smile to my face and hes gonna make it big

    • @caela.r
      @caela.r 4 роки тому +5

      I was gonna insult the cowboys but you support josh johnson so ig we good

    • @djlaithie2525
      @djlaithie2525 9 місяців тому

      He does nowww

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 9 місяців тому

      @@djlaithie2525 YESSIRRRR ITS AO GOOD

  • @awwgez
    @awwgez 4 роки тому +39

    Got to meet Josh years back and he's seriously one of the nicest performers I've ever met. The dude killed it on stage afterwards. So glad to see this clip today.

  • @KingBr33ch
    @KingBr33ch 4 роки тому +37

    not gonna lie the entire video i was straightfaced but when the baby part came up i almost never laughed so hard "idk what you want me to do" lmaoooo

  • @existenceisafarce._.172
    @existenceisafarce._.172 3 роки тому +28

    He’s so awkwardly funny I love it

  • @cantharellusxxii
    @cantharellusxxii 3 роки тому +11

    Idk why but his giggles are like the best. They instantly bring a smile to my face.

  • @christinea.5873
    @christinea.5873 4 роки тому +13

    The first minute of this, when he was describing what growing up in Louisiana was like, had me cackling. The bathtub description?! HILARIOUS

  • @WesleyG8857
    @WesleyG8857 4 роки тому +27

    Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorites in the stand up world of comendy!

  • @GabrielGabriel-vk7ey
    @GabrielGabriel-vk7ey 4 роки тому +22

    “I’m a baby what you want me to do “ priceless 😂😂😂😂

  • @CupidRival
    @CupidRival 4 роки тому +100

    I was rinsing my nose with a neti pot while listening to this and I sprayed salty snot water all over my phone during the baby bit lmaoo

  • @justinwow17
    @justinwow17 4 роки тому +462

    Josh looks like a microphone

    • @arieluv615
      @arieluv615 4 роки тому +31

      😂😂😂😂 you ain’t have to go there.

    • @dananabread6632
      @dananabread6632 3 роки тому +12

      Probably the most accurate thing I've seen all day

    • @justinwow17
      @justinwow17 3 роки тому +7

      Danshelle Jones I had to 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому

      that's an 80s joke

  • @refilwemay8138
    @refilwemay8138 4 роки тому +49

    This is some wholesome content.. ❤️😂😂

  • @tiredwatermelon333
    @tiredwatermelon333 4 роки тому +19

    the only guy who can _always_ make me laugh. like idk how many friends i recommended him to when they were feeling off

  • @lancethrustworthy
    @lancethrustworthy Рік тому +3

    Please continue, Mr. Johnson. I haven't seen any bad bits. You are needed.
    The best thing to do with life, is enjoy it.

  • @theman328088
    @theman328088 4 роки тому +7

    What a legend.. From the UK I will pay good money to see his stand-up.. His delivery kills me.. Hats off to him

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 3 роки тому +9

    "I'd like to be the guy I am on a first date." That's clever!

  • @josephdouglas5242
    @josephdouglas5242 4 роки тому +62

    Those out of sync blinks helped sell the baby impression so well.

  • @kpdaghost
    @kpdaghost 4 роки тому +14

    He sounds like the lawyer from the boondocks 😭😭😭

  • @zionfreeman303
    @zionfreeman303 4 роки тому +57

    Yell need to keep an eye on this guy. He's pretty good 🤣

  • @Rickyp0123
    @Rickyp0123 4 роки тому +24

    I've actually seen an uber driver drift perfectly to pick up his customers

  • @marieknight9385
    @marieknight9385 3 роки тому +16

    No matter how many times I hear his jokes they're still funny

  • @RhythmnOfThought
    @RhythmnOfThought 4 роки тому +22

    I feel like he just reached a whole other level of funny. He's even better than in the past.
    Really enjoyed it.

  • @derekschultz5029
    @derekschultz5029 3 роки тому +8

    This guy is hilarious. Been binging him all day

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 4 роки тому +13

    I like him more everytime I hear more of his stuff he is a great writer. Good delivery too.

  • @bluetry35722
    @bluetry35722 4 роки тому +9

    Super hilarious, super talented. This is the next best thing in comedy

  • @mohammedidrees3890
    @mohammedidrees3890 4 роки тому +20

    Need more Josh Johnson!

  • @george-0197
    @george-0197 4 роки тому +20

    You so damn funny when you use the different voices. The timing is so unique and funny

  • @wyattmiranda3484
    @wyattmiranda3484 2 роки тому +2

    Just discovered this guy today and he’s hilarious, I can’t get enough of him.

  • @krystalsmith5218
    @krystalsmith5218 4 роки тому +8

    "The advise I got when i first started was to quit." 😆

  • @alansamuel2454
    @alansamuel2454 4 роки тому +6

    This guy's sound effects are REALLY GOOD!

  • @Watcher413
    @Watcher413 3 роки тому +8

    I’m a long haul truck driver so my boss knows exactly when I wake up and sleep. He knows when I stop to use the bathroom and where. My boss knows what I do all day everyday besides what I do when I’m done working for my day then 10 hours later he knows what I’m doing again

  • @cory41287
    @cory41287 4 роки тому +7

    I haven't laughed this hard from stand up for a long time. Great content man.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +241

    This guy is funny. His other set that y'all have on here was better tho.

  • @insaneinthemembrane7237
    @insaneinthemembrane7237 4 роки тому +7

    His description of Louisiana is perfect

  • @nancygibson8854
    @nancygibson8854 3 місяці тому +1

    I love the Girl Scouts outside the pot store... Priceless!

  • @bookbook9495
    @bookbook9495 4 роки тому +2

    You giggle.... I love this lil guy

  • @tate6767
    @tate6767 4 роки тому +7

    That was great. I woulda loved if he did a call back to the years in New York bit when he was doing the baby joke like the baby was 1 year old but he had 5 years of New York living.

  • @lexkeach5726
    @lexkeach5726 4 роки тому +16

    I've seen most of this material already but it's still great again! I love this kid

  • @d.s.r.7.7.7
    @d.s.r.7.7.7 4 роки тому +20

    imagine josh performing alongside dulce.

  • @selecta_ssbm
    @selecta_ssbm 4 роки тому +9

    I love this bit about getting kicked out of the gang

  • @amberstarfish8119
    @amberstarfish8119 Рік тому +1

    His description of Louisiana at the beginning... 😂😂😂 I live in Louisiana, can confirm!

  • @mrsellenj.a1740
    @mrsellenj.a1740 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for the greatly needed and appreciated laughs, stay well and God bless

  • @sofiamariaklein5085
    @sofiamariaklein5085 3 роки тому +3

    smart comedy, love it. wish there was more of his work.

  • @twitkh6924
    @twitkh6924 4 роки тому +32

    this guy need to blow up and get a netflix special

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 2 місяці тому

    I haven't laughed like this in years! 😂
    Josh, you're going to be a star!

  • @Mrarson360
    @Mrarson360 10 місяців тому +1

    Just came across Josh today and I have to say that my algorithms did not fail me

  • @bassfingers
    @bassfingers 4 роки тому +12

    Love this guy 😆✌🏻❤️🇬🇧

  • @BrynDonovanWriter
    @BrynDonovanWriter 4 місяці тому

    This guy is my #1 favorite comic.

  • @Lilly-xi6ip
    @Lilly-xi6ip 3 роки тому +2

    This guy is amazing 🙌🏽 I have to see him live 😂

  • @tessbessette5365
    @tessbessette5365 4 роки тому +1

    josh johnson!!!! one of my favorite comedians for sure!!!

  • @kimmyball4961
    @kimmyball4961 4 роки тому +1

    He is one of the best young comics I've seen!! Sooo funny!!

  • @byendlvl
    @byendlvl 4 роки тому +7

    When he suddenly shifted from calming asmr whisper to his regular voice it terrified me to the soul

  • @sarahharrelson2453
    @sarahharrelson2453 3 роки тому +4

    I love him so much!!!
    "Yaaaaamean"

  • @merchantshipss
    @merchantshipss 2 роки тому +1

    i love watching this guys sets because you can always hear someone coughing in the back from laughing so hard

  • @LadyWisdom217
    @LadyWisdom217 3 роки тому +9

    I love his delivery but I swear he's getting younger and younger every time I see him.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +3

    Love you Josh! Great talent and cute.

  • @SwiggityPeanut
    @SwiggityPeanut 4 роки тому +2

    dude, this is some quality gold

  • @brandonly27
    @brandonly27 Рік тому

    The drive by and saying "sorry" afterwards. LMAO!!!

  • @C-Rhino
    @C-Rhino 3 роки тому +4

    Josh Johnson is hilarious but shoutout to the guy that goes "HA HA" at 1:10

  • @How2Disappear195
    @How2Disappear195 2 роки тому +1

    New fav comedian

  • @serenahilton1428
    @serenahilton1428 2 роки тому +2

    The baby bit is killing me! 🤣😂

  • @natbvm1880
    @natbvm1880 4 роки тому +1

    Looove this guys style

  • @Duchess8838
    @Duchess8838 2 роки тому +1

    I love you Josh!!! Too funnnyyy!

  • @redlightning6243
    @redlightning6243 3 роки тому +1

    3:00
    🤣🤣🤣
    Oh I just love the Uber Joke!

  • @tvexx4213
    @tvexx4213 4 роки тому +1

    No lie this is my 11th rewatch he is so funny I love it

  • @TheSpanishzombie
    @TheSpanishzombie 4 роки тому +74

    People think he’s funny ? Really ? Well they are right, funny af

  • @kwenparadiso4749
    @kwenparadiso4749 4 роки тому

    Glad you’re still doing it ✌🏿❤️

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +7

    Uber teleportation 🤣

  • @LooneyToon4171
    @LooneyToon4171 3 роки тому +2

    I ended up WHEEZING. I'm laughing too hard.

  • @braydenthehalf-elfbard4686
    @braydenthehalf-elfbard4686 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite comedian now

  • @audreyodonnell166
    @audreyodonnell166 3 роки тому

    Love this guy’s stuff

  • @SLlop
    @SLlop 4 роки тому

    I love him so freakin much. 🙌🙌

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 4 роки тому +3

    This guy deserves to go far.

    • @AL-cn6pp
      @AL-cn6pp 8 місяців тому

      Why is he not a movie star yet?

  • @landocalrisian2014
    @landocalrisian2014 2 роки тому

    Dude every time I watch this, I'm DYING 🤣🤣

  • @alohasophie
    @alohasophie 4 роки тому +1

    I love this dude

  • @travisbrandt8663
    @travisbrandt8663 4 роки тому

    JOSH. BRING US MORE LAUGHTER. ! . ! thank you

  • @Rachael87254
    @Rachael87254 4 роки тому

    Love Josh Johnson!