Bed Bugs at Paris Fashion Week, McCarthy Out + more - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Рік тому +318

    Hi Friends! Make sure you subscribe. Thank you for watching this! I have a benefit show on 10/18 in NYC. Ticket link here www.chelseafactory.org/sonicfriedchicken-2

    • @RSBexpressions
      @RSBexpressions Рік тому +3

      Will you be wearing your “performance hoodie” & casual costume, or will you surprise us with a new wardrobe to match that handsome face of yours? 🤴🏽🥰😘🪷

    • @lise6303
      @lise6303 Рік тому +4

      You know how people can do a write in for elections? Yes? How do we do that for Mr. Johnson?!

    • @LoveEmThick
      @LoveEmThick Рік тому +2

      That was actually excellent. No gaps. Excellent delivery. Officially my favorite set.

    • @twainalex996
      @twainalex996 Рік тому +1

      This is good 👍🏽 fresh content everyday on current affairs this is definitely your niche. You are going to blow up

    • @InfiniteSoulRoots
      @InfiniteSoulRoots Рік тому

      ​@@RSBexpressions Wow~I know you didn't! 🙄😂🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @vinylordie1301
    @vinylordie1301 Рік тому +1422

    This dude does a fresh 15 minutes EVERY WEEK?!
    That is insane. ⚜️⚜️⚜️

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons Рік тому +75

      Seriously talk about a hard working comedian. Love this dudes brain. You rock Josh.

    • @JesgateOnDown
      @JesgateOnDown Рік тому +40

      Any comedian who can't come up with new material regularly -- with all the ridiculous things that are happening in the world these days should definitely quit.

    • @Semajleelive
      @Semajleelive Рік тому +5

      my man

    • @leesmac404
      @leesmac404 Рік тому +18

      Yes he does!!! I look forward to it. He is an incredible comedian, but more so, a awesome storyteller!!! His gift…. Can’t get enough. Can’t wait for his future career. I’m here for it!!!

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix Рік тому +13

      @@JesgateOnDownagreed, he’s in a league of his own though

  • @folarinanu
    @folarinanu Рік тому +2123

    He’s doing his best to show he can AND SHOULD be the daily show host.

    • @0e0
      @0e0 Рік тому +90

      Been watching that show for like 20 years and I 1000% agree

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 Рік тому +180

      He's too good for that show.
      He should have his own show, Josh Talks About Stuff.
      It'd be similar because he'd talk about current events, but also whatever he wants to talk about that day.
      I would watch every episode of that show and tell all may friends. 😅

    • @lamorenalindacopswife
      @lamorenalindacopswife Рік тому +42

      Now that Roy Wood Jr. is gone, and the drama with Hasan, definitely.

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 Рік тому +25

      @@lamorenalindacopswife
      I wanna see more Patriot Act.
      That show kicked serious ass.

    • @idek1433
      @idek1433 Рік тому +30

      He'd be an amazing host and the show reflects the hosts not hosts conforming to the show but it's so much work and stress to be the host because you're not just a talking head you're basically the show runner and producer while hosting like that's a lot lmfao

  • @Lfufu20
    @Lfufu20 Рік тому +164

    All his lines keep replaying in my head...
    - "His little plane"
    - "No one is safe"
    - "Where ya broke ass at? I got a gun too aint nobody scared!"😮😂😂😂

    • @oceandizzle7
      @oceandizzle7 5 місяців тому

      "We on fire muthrfukrs!!" 😂

  • @eilensing9488
    @eilensing9488 Рік тому +867

    I've been a fan of Josh Johnson since his catfishing the kkk bit. Im so happy to have all this new content from him

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 Рік тому +29

      That's the bit I first saw as well and absolutely loved it. Josh Johnson is by far my favorite up and coming comic and just one of my favorites in general.

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 Рік тому +5

      Same!!

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel Рік тому +2

      Heyoo!!

    • @biggiejerseysTV
      @biggiejerseysTV Рік тому +6

      Oh my God, that was the first bit of his that I can remember and it made me a fan of his.

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix Рік тому +6

      ME TOOO! I used to replay his netflix thing with the other stand ups. His was my favorite “…so I farted on her! It was as silent and subtle as her racism.” 😂

  • @novalyn.shelby
    @novalyn.shelby Рік тому +644

    I need to stop watching these while I eat dinner, the corn bread almost got me tonight. 🤣🤣 NO ONE IS SAFE! 💯

    • @bbrowngrooms
      @bbrowngrooms Рік тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @AviBel333
      @AviBel333 Рік тому +17

      His bits should be considered attempted murder! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @t.brooks7602
      @t.brooks7602 Рік тому +12

      Not the cornbread choking and suffocation 💀💀

    • @Faith4Lyf
      @Faith4Lyf Рік тому +8

      Yall funny too... facts though, I watch at wrk and just forget I'm there...laughing out loud and all😂

    • @reachthroughreality
      @reachthroughreality Рік тому +7

      I wasn't even eating. Still almost died.

  • @nitrous36
    @nitrous36 Рік тому +709

    As a black guy thats first generation suburbs, you just made me feel better. 🤣

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork Рік тому +51

      my husband is from smaller cities I'm from the capital, nice part but still, it's East Europe.
      one night I think I hear ppl moving in the living room so I wake up, think I see a shadow through the door and I just jump out in my underware looking for a fight. I woke up angry.
      fortunately my husband immediately grabbed my hand and pulled me back, took out his fake airsoft gun (we don't have guns here since the 89' revolution, they abolished the death penalty too) and goes in the living room instead of me. tells me to stay put in the bedroom.
      turns out I just dreamt it. my dad had passed away the day before, and my mom kept talking all day about his stupid ass ghost visiting us and so I dreamt a home invasion.

    • @noone9472
      @noone9472 Рік тому +33

      @@HisameArtworkI don’t know what to say, it’s really funny but I’m also sorry for your loss

    • @CosmicMomDove
      @CosmicMomDove Рік тому +21

      ⁠Your story is a testament to the fact that we have more in common than we realize. I’m glad that an Eastern European woman could find a connection with an African American man from Louisiana. Josh Johnson is HILARIOUS.

    • @yeahyeahwowman8099
      @yeahyeahwowman8099 Рік тому +3

      As a person, you needed a pat on the back to feel better, jesus christ people just make me either wanna throw up or drink, lol.

    • @nitrous36
      @nitrous36 Рік тому

      @yeahyeahwowman8099 It was a joke. Have a drink, then choke on your vomit while throwing up.

  • @ripdime1351
    @ripdime1351 Рік тому +45

    “Ok come thru thickness”. 😂🤣 had me dying

  • @tamarf4596
    @tamarf4596 Рік тому +317

    I'm watching you all the way from a war zone in the Middle East, and not a lot can make me smile and laugh like your comedy.

  • @ripdime1351
    @ripdime1351 Рік тому +43

    “Get ‘em, baby”
    I have to see this dude live!

    • @SaaiaKelli
      @SaaiaKelli 16 днів тому

      He's absolutely incredible live! Saw him in Phoenix last September!

  • @mslindsayh
    @mslindsayh Рік тому +21

    "You take a jet you pay the price" lmaoooo really nice tie back to the first joke too!

  • @FalanaBlessed
    @FalanaBlessed Рік тому +369

    I have laughed so hard at this set. "No one is safe!"

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee Рік тому +284

    The BEST thing (besides a fair deal) that came from the writer's strike was the uprising of comics on social media. I hope they continue to SMASH it.

  • @ToniGlick
    @ToniGlick Рік тому +508

    If you keep doing what you're doing, Josh, I won't begrudge you a little plane.

    • @bbrowngrooms
      @bbrowngrooms Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Рік тому +21

      Dude? He deserves a little plane! Have you checked out his pod cast? He's also a writer for the daily show. His is GRINDING!!!! Seriously though, just check out his pod cast. Especially the one with Dulcé

  • @IanTranSend
    @IanTranSend Рік тому +141

    You can literally see the light bulb turn on at 9:18 to 9:20 when he realizes the Deputy Mayor got bedbugs in the moment. 😂 Improvised genius live at work. Brings new very literal meaning to "eat the rich" that I didn't see coming on my 2023 bingo card of events. Amazing set, Djele quality comedy and commentary for timely events!

  • @volumecontrol7434
    @volumecontrol7434 Рік тому +172

    Josh is on fire 🔥 fortunately not in the same way as the chef ❤

  • @SpaceyD
    @SpaceyD Рік тому +423

    As a social worker who's been fired once or twice, I appreciate this 😉

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Рік тому +13

      Wait a minute. Once *OR* twice?
      I have so many questions for you b

    • @lesliewit
      @lesliewit Рік тому +2

      The way I clipped that and sent that to some co-workers!😂😂😂

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Рік тому +6

      Hahaha wait the need for social workers is so high!!! You managed to get fired ? 👀 please tell us why lmao

    • @survivalguy69
      @survivalguy69 Рік тому +4

      How did you get fired ?

    • @John-kk8gi
      @John-kk8gi Рік тому +5

      Hol up, what the hell did you do to get fired, not once, but -TWICE-???

  • @debraseale6867
    @debraseale6867 Рік тому +78

    Mississippi woman loves this Louisiana man. Saw him on Jimmy Fallon and he is hilarious. You keep this up and you're gonna get your own jet one day.

  • @aer71367
    @aer71367 8 місяців тому +4

    'You take a jet, you pay the price"!!! LOL!

  • @kamicolo141
    @kamicolo141 Рік тому +46

    Dude, you're putting in your 10,000 hours. I feel very proud to be able to say I watched your come up on UA-cam before you took over everything! You're a master in the making! Much respect

  • @MrSpinaldan
    @MrSpinaldan Рік тому +12

    The Gretta bit was great. Loved that set.

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 Рік тому +191

    I went from being unfamiliar with Josh to him becoming one of my favorite comics in the space of about three weeks. Great catalog in his channel. Can't wait to see this.

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestone Рік тому +35

    The best thing about Josh post on UA-cam is? He doesn't do skits, he doesn't show just mostly podcasts and or interviews and, he doesn't show the same jokes we've seen already. He's currently on hot and news worthy topics each new UA-cam video drop.
    This guy? Is the truth. 👏🏽✅💯 👉🏽🤣 he stay with the funnies 🤣👈🏽

  • @superxcereall4372
    @superxcereall4372 Рік тому +97

    He knows how to clickbait and not disappoint making UA-cam history here

    • @JustHereForCats
      @JustHereForCats Рік тому +5

      Yeah, bc “bed bugs at Paris fashion week” had me here instantly 😂😂

  • @SpaceyD
    @SpaceyD Рік тому +19

    "Come thru thickness" I can't 🤣

  • @sarina5147
    @sarina5147 Рік тому +11

    I hit the like button before the video even started. That’s where I’m at with Josh Johnson sets

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Рік тому +13

    This dude is straight up borderline genius -insane. His eyes get wide… those mental pauses of his big brain going . Super intelligent and that amazing smile.

  • @michelletxmischief4390
    @michelletxmischief4390 Рік тому +30

    It makes my day when I see a new set posted. I know I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face. Laughter is the best medicine, and you are a master surgeon!

  • @Ash-Farah
    @Ash-Farah Рік тому +141

    I demand a cut of Ratatouille but instead of Remy the rat we get a sassy Parisian bedbug.

  • @VivicaTownsin
    @VivicaTownsin Рік тому +35

    Love the pauses .. I’m getting the amazing Richard Pryor vibes from this amazing comedian

    • @Hal-Blue
      @Hal-Blue Рік тому +3

      Paul Mooney really who wrote for Richard Pryor

    • @swindaflesh
      @swindaflesh Рік тому +2

      It's crazy 😂

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ Рік тому +33

    "Ain't nobody scared..." 😆

  • @xonotthebirdxo7
    @xonotthebirdxo7 Рік тому +49

    Josh feeds us well on this channel ❤️ I watch each new clip right away! So so good

  • @alishamecene4834
    @alishamecene4834 Рік тому +11

    Starting my day off with your comedy is the best act of self-care!! Thank You. ❤

  • @acovenofmany333
    @acovenofmany333 Рік тому +21

    “We on fire muthafuckas!” 😂😂😂

    • @RoadAegis
      @RoadAegis 8 місяців тому +2

      Has Lived rent free in my head since.

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic Місяць тому

      That bit KILLED ME

  • @christinemorgan6084
    @christinemorgan6084 Рік тому +2

    Pull the sheets up!! Hysterical.

  • @burtbackattack
    @burtbackattack Рік тому +1

    The algorithm really nails it sometimes. I hadn't heard of this guy before a couple days ago and now I think I've found my new favourite comedian.

  • @andrewblair370
    @andrewblair370 Рік тому +29

    ive been following you for quite a while now, and it’s cool to see you’re so consistent! every one of these u drop i watch immediately. I love the politics and messages you’re able to weave into your sets every time, you’re doing really great work!

  • @riverlove6820
    @riverlove6820 Рік тому +21

    Great stories as usual. I alway laugh at your funny perspective on various events/situations and your chilled demeanor.

  • @staomruel
    @staomruel Рік тому +7

    Give this man the special we all deserve!!!

  • @amazinggrace5692
    @amazinggrace5692 Рік тому +12

    My daughter had to rescue a baby bat who got caught in her boyfriends tub. Her bf stayed in bed yelling “You’re the best, Laura”! My daughter is a girl from the suburbs who went to nature camp every summer and her bf lived in a not great part of a city. She was also fearless. And yes, we joked about that for years and years!

  • @elisa0329
    @elisa0329 Рік тому +10

    "If you are going in the clouds whenever you feel like it, that's MONEY..." 😂😂

  • @Dustyfogz
    @Dustyfogz Рік тому +9

    Not gunna lie. I've been watching your rise in comedy these last few years and you've become by far my favorite stand up comedian on the scene right now. There's something about your delivery and segue that is downright hilarious. Keep it up man

  • @tdpay9015
    @tdpay9015 Рік тому +6

    That Paris Deputy Mayor reminded me of the cabaret singer on the MTS Oceanos who, as it was sinking, sang "Bye Bye Love" to the assembled passengers lol.

  • @ripdime1351
    @ripdime1351 Рік тому +10

    “We on fire, motherfuckas!” Again, dying!!

  • @REVENGEbyNichole
    @REVENGEbyNichole Рік тому +12

    😂 "Get em Baby"

  • @KKT23
    @KKT23 Рік тому +1

    Josh Johnson is my new favorite comedian. 👏🏻

  • @TrishC5280
    @TrishC5280 Рік тому +20

    I know for a fact whatever Josh posts, I'm gonna belly laugh 😂😂😂

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 Рік тому +13

    THIS! Was hilarious! JOSH! You are GOLD!❤❤❤

  • @bestmomcheck2046
    @bestmomcheck2046 Рік тому +26

    Love you Josh! Keep up the great work❤

  • @donnawheeler6283
    @donnawheeler6283 Рік тому +4

    Josh is very funny. 😄😄😄I really enjoy his comedy. He reminds me of Katt Williams.

  • @AlVelasquezDrums
    @AlVelasquezDrums Рік тому +6

    You are a great, young and HILARIOUS talent. Great word play & use of irony. My son had me watch you. I’m now a fan. PS. I’m 1st generation Suburbs without bed bugs. 😂🙏🏽

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 Рік тому +8

    “Their calm because it’s not their problem” - genius observation, Sir Josh 🥰😊🥰
    Y’all Remember when T**** got COVID and they wouldn’t let him do a press / heli-pad conference? And he could only wave from the balcony and do some blue man group mime action wave? Yep, this statement holds up 😅😅😅😅

  • @alkumhcounseling8634
    @alkumhcounseling8634 5 місяців тому +1

    I have been listening to all this man's backlog, but at 8:30 when he said "we on fire MFs!" I was shook. When soft spoken people raise their voice once in a blue moon it feels so much more serious

  • @knudsandbknielsen1612
    @knudsandbknielsen1612 Рік тому +10

    13:20 and foreward: In ancient Greece, in one of the city states, and I forget which one, there was a constitutional law that said, that no king could declare war without himself being in the very front line. Now, there's the kind of law this world needs! And I do believe it was Sparta, which was maybe somewhat misundderstood?

    • @Emma_Boney
      @Emma_Boney Рік тому

      Sparta was actually awesome imo

  • @AviBel333
    @AviBel333 Рік тому +14

    "THE TORTILLAS ARE COMPROMISED!" He's trying to kill me! 😭😭😭

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter Рік тому +18

    Enjoy the weekly update from Josh Johnson @ The Comedy Cellar

  • @caterinaint6963
    @caterinaint6963 Рік тому +4

    Laughing all the way in Australia. Thks for the regular uploads.

    • @hazzaplayz808
      @hazzaplayz808 Рік тому

      Same here,we need him to do a show down here hey 😂😂

  • @gracebyrnes4107
    @gracebyrnes4107 Рік тому +4

    Yes for us social workers. Thank you!

  • @free_falling_in_abyss
    @free_falling_in_abyss Рік тому +8

    I love your regular news updates its so much fun! Much love.

  • @lcas2891
    @lcas2891 Рік тому +6

    So glad Josh is on the scene. His style makes you focus on his observations and then BAM, there is the punchline!😂😂😂

  • @solutionorppt
    @solutionorppt 2 місяці тому

    Love your style and the way you tie stuff together and your love of language. Three vids in a row from the algo and I'm subscribed.

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify Рік тому +2

    The tea I could have spilled when I left my last job...omg 😂😂😂

  • @eldersun9877
    @eldersun9877 Рік тому +12

    This guy is Amazing . 🇺🇸👍

  • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083

    I hope it makes Josh happy to know that on Friday, I kept imagining bedbugs saying "Aight, come through, thickness!" and giggly to myself, and it greatly helped me on my long train commute!

  • @familiaroddity1193
    @familiaroddity1193 Рік тому +32

    Dude you should be the next daily show host. I could handle bad news everyday so long as you’re the one telling it

  • @mattchen6137
    @mattchen6137 Рік тому +4

    Looooolll broski said " pull the sheets up and cheer, ' get em baby!'".

  • @arnelevans4803
    @arnelevans4803 Рік тому +1

    A star is born, he's very funny

  • @D-TayWashington
    @D-TayWashington Рік тому +8

    Hearing him talk about the small plane/jet thing without going back and forth with Logan was just as funny as I thought it was going to be😆😆😆

  • @msdamaris1s779
    @msdamaris1s779 Рік тому +17

    Greetings from Chicago. Just discovered your channel a couple of weeks ago, immediately subscribed. You’re hilarious. 😂❤

  • @warriormamma8098
    @warriormamma8098 8 місяців тому

    Love this man. Love him.

  • @Comegetyourdose131
    @Comegetyourdose131 Рік тому +1

    The beginning got me screaming. I’m happy I found this guy a few weeks ago. 😂😂😂

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 Рік тому +6

    This one of the best Josh!

  • @faeray1016
    @faeray1016 Рік тому +4

    I'm so excited to see him on tour in December 😁

  • @DanielDanielsonComedy
    @DanielDanielsonComedy Рік тому +10

    Thank you Josh, for putting out new content.

  • @mommahen6271
    @mommahen6271 Рік тому +2

    Wow, I get more impressed with each monologue I watch, and the sneaky philosophy is so graceful thank you for putting yourself out there. You are a great artist.

  • @derekolson7382
    @derekolson7382 Рік тому +2

    Josh Johnson makes me laugh every time. Quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians

  • @jamesdove8021
    @jamesdove8021 Рік тому

    You are a star. One of the best comics out here.

  • @ChristineMarie29
    @ChristineMarie29 Рік тому +3

    You are too funny !!! Lolol laughed my ass off all the way home ! Thank you

  • @jenp342
    @jenp342 8 місяців тому

    I was grumpy this morning, I listened to Josh started laughing and giggling like a schoolgirl! Love this guys comedy!🤣

  • @kellylegault8188
    @kellylegault8188 Рік тому +1

    You are my new favorite comic. When I’m back in NYC I’ll try to catch you! ✨⭐👏🏻

  • @cjrobertson1351
    @cjrobertson1351 Рік тому +6

    This guy deserves a special on Netflix hes funnier than half the people on there😂

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon Рік тому +3

    omg i am LOVING these daily uploads!! these are great! THIS is how i want to get my news now

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter Рік тому +6

    Just discovered your podcast and there's so many episodes

  • @LaSabrinaSabrosa
    @LaSabrinaSabrosa Рік тому +6

    😂 thanks so much for sharing this. Just back home to Louisiana from FL abt an hour ago & your set hit the spot!
    👏👏👏

  • @amonde8572
    @amonde8572 Рік тому +4

    another banger from Josh Johnson!!

  • @ahandl3
    @ahandl3 Рік тому +4

    Its rare that I can click in something and KNOW ill have a good time 🎉

  • @HereForGoodVibes
    @HereForGoodVibes Рік тому +2

    Been dying for your take on the McCarthy Ousting!!

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 4 місяці тому +1

    Manarisims and gesticulations are simply endearing. Plus, theres that great comedy as well 😊

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 Рік тому +6

    "...and now the floor is yours." amazing

  • @anamia9905
    @anamia9905 Рік тому +1

    My daily news and giggles stem from this source right here 🎉😂

  • @Mozzarella-and-Tomato
    @Mozzarella-and-Tomato Рік тому

    That last bit there is part of a very important conversation, I think. Happy to see it talked about.

  • @KingLarbear
    @KingLarbear 4 місяці тому

    I'm watching you on binge and you're so funny

  • @antigone111
    @antigone111 Рік тому +1

    I already loved you but knowing you're representing Louisiana makes me love you even more. Congratulations on your success 💗

  • @nichollebraspennickx943
    @nichollebraspennickx943 Рік тому

    Too sweet… love his delivery and smile….

  • @kalispencer2
    @kalispencer2 Рік тому +2

    That last bit had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats Рік тому +1

    Oh my god 😂😂😂
    This was gold from start to finish

  • @ROLtheWolf
    @ROLtheWolf Рік тому +6

    Josh, that moment with the girlfriend with the gun and the guy in bed lifting the sheets in fear sounds like the kernel of a movie. The End of Manhood.

  • @lyricholmes1827
    @lyricholmes1827 Рік тому +1

    These sets have become my favourite way to consume media. Unfortunately I’m from the UK but it’d be so cool to see you live!

  • @unclekyle9903
    @unclekyle9903 Рік тому +2

    Nice that you keep current content coming everyday.

  • @XxPushoverxX
    @XxPushoverxX Рік тому +1

    My favorite comedian as of a couple weeks ago. I watch all the videos I see from Josh now