The Darkest Online Dating Prank Ever - Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Josh Johnson remembers a group of friends from high school who used to pull very dark and elaborate pranks.
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"She married one. And we honestly don't know if that's still part of it."
😂😂😂💀
You have to admire someone who can still hold a grudge decades after the fact
@@irondragonmaiden Well then I guess that means you should be admiring me as well... Because I can hold a grudge forever! Matter fact, I already hold several.
@@mr.lostrythm7876 How weird is it that i'm also proud of this...
i feel like thats a poor mindset but ok
@@SamSamEym Actually, I take that back! Some events transpired in my life that forever changed me...
that was a whole story and I was invested in every second lmao. Definitely can't wait to see more of his stand up
Definitely recommend his podcast, the Josh Johnson show. It's full of him telling stories
@@andrewtachman8252
He has a podcast? Im so going to binge listen to it now!
Check out Catfishing the KKK
@@andrewtachman8252 thanks for the nice recommendation!
Love the Ryuji pfp
Ok, this is the first time that I seriously don't know if it's a true story! Usually I always assume that what comedians say is BS but in this case he made me feel like it's so incredible that is true 🤔🤔🤔
I mean I listen to his podcast and his life is literally just _like_ that
well, he said it happened onsaturday, valentines day, 2008, but valentines day 2008 was a thursday.
@@adrianaduke9897 good detective work!
@@adrianaduke9897 lmao probably wanted to add sound effect with that valentines phrase
@@adrianaduke9897 I wanted to check this as well, but then figured he might be slightly off. Valentines of 2009 was in fact on a Saturday, so who knows
That's insanely dark/funny. I'm both impressed and appalled lol
Wow he made friends with a club of budding psychopaths in highschool, glad he didn't end up as a skin suit
Yet
You got me good in high school and now I’m your mom 😂
"Don't feel bad for Beth."
Oh man this was so jacked up but funny as hell
Josh Johnson looks like he just ran from his other job as an extra filming the Michael Jackson Thriller video to do this set. 😂❤ Love his comedy!
Bro I knew it was going to be bad but damn. I can’t laugh yet, like wow 😭
A comedy set without the crowd laughing just feels like a Ted talk
7:01 "...That's not all she did."
First part sounded like the intro to a TED talk lmao.
this joke was amazing!
The long game knows no bounds
I'm a long game playing fool!!
Idk how to explain it, but he looks like a white, teenage boy in really well-done Jackson 5-era MJ blackface.
That is top tier level revenge.
He has such a beautiful outfit on. Looks both regal and comfortable!
"Look at me. Look at me! I'm your mom now."
why does he look like Michael Jackson in the We Are The World video IF the We Are The World video was shot in 1978?!!! i can't unsee it.
Very, very good ! 🤘
I’m guessing from the comments I’m the only one that looked up Valentine’s Day in 2008 and saw that it was a Thursday not a Saturday… so… um… yeah… but it was a hilarious story tho!
12 years ago was 2009 though isn't it
Now i wanna see the movie
The ending was unexpected
This guy looks so young...like early 20s....woow!!!and good presenter.
that long build up was way worth it
he's too good
I feel like we all know a Beth
he's good.
That intro is based
Valentine's day of 2008 was a Thursday
Could you imagine Josh Johnson and Donald Glover hanging out?
This guys good. He's also Tom Holland's Black twin brother.
Valentines day in 2008 was a Thursday
Damn talk about the long game.
This guy has the same sort of story telling talent as Chappelle, so much silence without laughter, just because the delivery is captivating
netflix im BEGGING YOU
Anyone know the outro song? Sounds interesting but not sure how to find it with just that small clip.
This got recommended to me after impractical jokers lol
Nigga I thought Michael Jackson was up there telling funnies to people for a split second
Josh seems to be slowly morphing into a 60s mom
*she said she was twelve!!*
That's horrible but hilarious 😂😂😂
I thought he was talking about dark net
Beth the real MVP
She was intense alright
oh my god
That was a good story, but there are no jokes here.
Did they forget to put the hashtag in the title or is it just a hashtag hashtag?
“MUR-DERER” bruh 😂😂💀
4:50
sorry I hardly know her
We not gonna talk how Josh catfished the KKK via the Internet as a child?
I love that story 😂😂😂 dale is still wondering where his lil buddy went
Oh dude! I didn't recognize him with the hair!
Spoken so calmly
🤣🤣🤣
He almost went blackkklansman with that
He is an excellent public speaker. I was hanging on every word.
Oh he's got some jokes!
@Aaron Friedman He's genuinely hilarious. Comedy is subjective of course, but try out some of his other stuff before you decide. It's not all slow-burn material like this was.
Where’s the punch line? Hit different.
Josh Johnson for president
I got the words out of my mouth.
"You got me good in high school, now I'm your mom" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
died laughing at that part
Bro I was having difficulty breathing
It got me really intense 🤣🤣
It was a long con to get them grounded
Yes, that is what he said. Thank you for repeating it.
The funniest ex gang member in comedy 💯
😂
And surprisingly not the only one! Have you heard of James Acaster? He's good too (imho). He also has a bit about being in a gang.
@@floraf01 No, but like Acaster's comedy is kind of the unspoken "didn't really happen but funny enough anyway" stories, whereas Johnson's actually happen, you can tell
@@floraf01 NW6 Gang!
Got kicked out of the gang...for being too nice.
The silence in the crowd while he's telling the story says it all - he's a wonderful speaker 🔥
Usually when people tell stories of people coming together to pay for someone's healthcare it's meant to be heartwarming, I'm glad he didn't do that and first explained how flawed we are in this country when it comes to healthcare, it isn't heartwarming that we live in a society that refuses to move to a universal single-payer system, it's sad.
Exactly! Making fun of the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” myth was so perfect. Kids shouldn’t have to sell lemonade to afford the right to live.
Its not as magical as you think.
@@comeberza I'm not expecting it to be magical, we have plenty of public services here that aren't perfect and are even pretty flawed but there's no way in hell we'd give them up because the alternative would be barbaric. We currently have a barbaric healthcare "system" in the US, it's about time we catch up with everyone else in regards to healthcare.
Thinking of single payer as the only option inhibits change. Single payer is radical, very hard to get right, and tends to have a lot of flaws. Compare it to the healthcare systems of countries like the UK, Germany or Israel - all highly regarded and effective systems, with universal coverage, which would be easier to implement politically as well as more effective than single payer.
Yes, but I also don't want the politicians deciding which treatments and procedures will be covered and which ones won't. That's a scary idea to me.
His highschool friends were menaces to society😂😂😂😂
"You got me good in highschool and now I'm your mom" 😂😂😂😂
He’s more magnetic and natural of a story teller than almost any I’ve seen. This is presented by Trevor Noah but I’ve seen most of his stuff and this guy could be easily as big as Trevor(not that trevor Noah isnt one of the greatest comedians of our day and doesn’t deserve how successful he has been). He brings you into the story and you enjoy it the entire time, even at that parts that aren’t intended to bring out a laugh. We need more of this!
Trevor Noah is an amazing comedian, both rehearsed and extemporaneous. He's at the top of the field.
You may also like Jim Jeffries and Louis C.K then. They are also excelent story tellers. Josh is good, but those guys are masters of the craft
@Trinity M read up on the whole situation then come back and say that
@@LS-sg8rbhe’s never once made me laugh, but josh cracks me up constantly
No way I just randomly thought about this guy after not watching any of his stand up for months, then look him up and see theres a new clip uploaded just an hour ago.
you're on the right wavelength
There are a few new ones as of late actually!
Sounds like phone is pranking u
the almighty Algorithm knows all
I did the exact same thing!!!
As Josh is becoming more polished in his routines we’re watching one of the great ones in the making. And I’m enjoying every bit of it! Keep it up Josh!!
This is a fairly poorly told story that wasn't that interesting or funny. His old work is much better. Sadly he seems to have forgotten to make jokes.
Beth is a TRUE savage, this completely took me out.
He was so so.. take too long to get tonthe point.
@@frozzytango9927 Nope, you're just impatient. Find a faster comedian, his timing is on point for the rest of us.
@@frozzytango9927 And jesus christ, never listen to dave chapelle, you'll tell someone he's the worst comedian on earth, then get mur-dered.
I'm not gonna lie, I definitely was not expecting the part where she banged all of their dads and then married one lol
@@lukelyon1781 coz the degeneration young generation of America, no surprise.
Young, very handsome, and beautiful voice, big smile and groovy baufont fro...what more can you ask for in a budding comedic performer👍
Actually funny jokes
Chill we here for the comedy 😂
I knew as soon as he said they sent her to a funeral home what the prank was going to be, but this delivery was still fantastic
I’m ready for the whole routine-no more piece-by-piece...he’s soooo good!
Clearly what we've learned here is that Beth is the best prankster of all time lol
the look says the Jackson 5 went to Wakanda and I am HERE for it 👏
LOVE seeing new Josh Johnson! I know all his UA-cam stuff by heart already. I need more. Lol
I just love to listen to him
As advertised, that was really dark. Bonus, that shirt is amazing.
The buildup to the punchline was well worth it cause damn was that a crazy plot twist 😂 this guy is a great story teller
1975 Michael Jackson... right?
@@jones8041 this comment so dark a cop almost shot it
Thought the same thing 😂
They look nothing alike
@@vee5881 are you blind!?
@@vee5881 have you seen MJ in 1975... wearing a jacket almost exactly like his.. I didnt say they had the same talent... I am taLKING ABOUT HOW THEY ARE EACH DRESSED.
I had no idea where that last story was going omfg, I’m still laughing and feel guilty about it
Dude has great delivery. I can't wait to see more from him.
I was like "12 years ago? You're like 23." Nope he's 31
Lesson learner. : Never prank anyone named Beth. Thank you Josh
When I tell you, I love Josh. I mean it. I can never not click on his face
This is hilarious and educative at the same time. Josh is really a wonderful comedian.
This dude: so those high school boys played with those girls emotions and probably traumatized her for life
The audience: lmao
Two boys and 1 girl to 1 girl.
Love you Josh, but Valentine's day 2008 was a Thursday. It's 2021 now, I googled it while you finished the joke 😂
He's extremely well spoken and a great public speaker. My hats off to you!
Valentine's day on 2008 was a Thursday. Sad 😞
Nicely delivered! It came off as like a sermon or a lecture but it was captivating and cleanly led to the punchlines. Also a hilarious reminder that we can be that charming and that cruel on the interwebs.
Great story teller.
Josh is amazing. His delivery and humor are on point. I can't wait to see how his comedy progresses as time goes on.
Love his dark humor ! 😀
BLACK humor MATTERS ! (regardlezz of 🏁 race)
Not me trying to figure out if this story is true by fact checking to see if Valentine’s Day, 2008 was in fact on a Saturday [it was not] 😂😂 doesn’t make a difference though because Josh is hilarious. I’ve seen this video like 6 times now.
Oh, my word! They're such jerks!!
With that afro and afro inspired top he's wearing I'm get MJ when he was in Jackson 5 vibes. This Set was sensational I truly enjoy Josh's storytelling and delivery of his jokes. More of this!
I thought he reminded me of kid Rock. Very similar looking.
Nah jk but you're racist for comparing black people with others just cause xyz
@@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa669 But I am black 😂 but get what you mean lol
LMAO Go Beth!
Oh no.. oh yes.
Josh Johnson is my FAVORITE stand up comedian
JJ: they pranked her by setting her up with a corpse
Me: oh no! Poor girl...I’m totally on your side
JJ: and so she banged all of their dads
Me: WTF?!?
There was zero fat on that joke... perfect.
Opposite of evil is good, instead of world peace?.
Jackson 5 is pretty funny
That is so fuuuccked up 😂😂
I love Josh Johnson SO MUCH
Looks like young Michael Jacksom
I wish whomever did sound for his videos would adjust the volume, they are all so low
That was horrible.
I felt sorry for the poor girl 😔
lol, I checked and Valentine's Day in 2009 really was on a Saturday. dope