Fighting Off a Bat in Your Hotel Room - Mike Yard - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @phoeberivers1472
    @phoeberivers1472 4 роки тому +469

    I hope he gets a special soon, this guy is funny af

  • @Erin-uz2gf
    @Erin-uz2gf 4 роки тому +231

    'I don't believe in that fake air" hahahaha that's me! I get it

  • @timbo7873
    @timbo7873 4 роки тому +134

    Man, I forgot about Mike Yard. He's been at this for a long time. A real pro.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +1

      I just discovered him.
      Do you have anything to recommend?

  • @projektaquarius
    @projektaquarius 4 роки тому +310

    Dude downstairs: "just grab the bat"
    Me: "I guess the bat lives here now"

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +8

      You and I are spirit animals :-)

    • @Ungrievable
      @Ungrievable 4 роки тому +5

      I'm Batman!

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ungrievable :-)

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому

      I mean, me too, but more because I love bats and would be thrilled to have one living in my house.

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 роки тому

      @@RabblesTheBinx we had one living under our siding on the house. They poop a lot, like, a lot a lot. You don't want that lol

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 4 роки тому +242

    Why haven't I heard of this guy before?
    Get him a show already!

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed!

    • @HaylonHarroo87
      @HaylonHarroo87 4 роки тому +11

      He was head writer of the short lived Nightly Show on Comedy Central.
      He could’ve used your white viewership back then when it was still on air

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +5

      He’s a comedy writer

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +3

      Van yup white people hated having a brown focused nightly news and commentary show

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +6

      @@HaylonHarroo87 My white self didn't have cable, so could not have viewed :-)

  • @DGot14U
    @DGot14U 4 роки тому +358

    "First time this close ... ", let's her nod yes, " ... to a brother?"

  • @bonganimthombeni3440
    @bonganimthombeni3440 4 роки тому +138

    loved the Nigerian/African accent he did there at the end as an AFRICAN he nailed it and it's true we don't play around with mother nature

  • @JevonMusicGroup
    @JevonMusicGroup 4 роки тому +448

    He's like a more energetic Hannibal Burress... Good stuff!

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 4 роки тому +14

      He's been around way before Hannibal.

    • @justinamaya1143
      @justinamaya1143 4 роки тому +2

      Nuh uh

    • @VeniceTrojan
      @VeniceTrojan 4 роки тому +5

      Actually what I was thinking too lol

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 4 роки тому +32

      Y'all really need to find more Black people to compare other Black people to. 🙄

    • @Baloo_The_Bear
      @Baloo_The_Bear 4 роки тому +3

      @@oRuTRa45 for real

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 2 роки тому +8

    “Where’s the bat?”
    “He’s in his room” 😂😂

  • @josegurrola9021
    @josegurrola9021 4 роки тому +367

    IDGAF if the bat is gay💀

  • @futurocomics
    @futurocomics 4 роки тому +17

    Always good to hear Mike talking about his personal war against heat.

  • @cjh9485
    @cjh9485 4 роки тому +39

    Damn he’s funny. My dumbass decided to eat while watching this and damn near died chocking on my food while laughing.

  • @royclinton3368
    @royclinton3368 4 роки тому +59

    " ...real quiet - like! " 😂😂😂😂

  • @Msbuddy08sej
    @Msbuddy08sej Рік тому +1

    Glad I found him. Really funny. And basically clean. Props. Props.

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 4 роки тому +28

    That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel. Gonna look for more from this guy.

  • @jgrant4736
    @jgrant4736 4 роки тому +45

    Gosh, I miss Mike Yard and Larry Wilmore of The Nightly Show. I still LOL when I watch Mike's older posts. I clicked as soon as I saw this post.

    • @TachirosLament
      @TachirosLament 4 роки тому +3

      they were good, but i always felt like Yard was just better at actually executing the funny part. Wilmore's style came off more like a black Bill Maher, where he spends sooo much more time dealing with the crowd's reaction when a punchline just gets crowd gasps instead of laughter.

    • @Hun_Uinaq
      @Hun_Uinaq 3 роки тому

      He does great stuff! I remember one time he had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt for a day or two. It was the one about a Jamaican as an American president. Oh, damn! That was funny!

  • @ellie-tk4jy
    @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly the best stand-ups (for me) are the best character performers as well. He's so good performing the role of the bat. I am in tears. He and Frantz Casseus need to blow up.

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER 2 роки тому +6

    That leopard bit had me in stitches 🤣👍🏻

  • @lyndseymartin3617
    @lyndseymartin3617 3 роки тому +6

    And why is this the 1st time I'm hearing about this guy? He's freaking brilliant. I haven't laughed like this in a long time. He's a genius

  • @En3rgyLee
    @En3rgyLee 4 роки тому +26

    Lol oh hell yes, I ride in the car with window cracked and windows partially done. That fresh AC outside air is top notch!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +51

    He’s in his room.

  • @letsworkk5014
    @letsworkk5014 4 роки тому +28

    Mike Yard comedy legend

  • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
    @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 4 роки тому +31

    Just pullin a live bat out on people yelling "Give me your money!"
    The bat's like "Yo give it to him! He aint fucking around!"
    This man is hilarious

  • @onurbsenutna1261
    @onurbsenutna1261 4 роки тому +6

    Love Mike Yard! He's so underrated!

  • @JQuattro
    @JQuattro 4 роки тому +17

    😂 I been waiting for more of this guy he’s hilarious

  • @hkbabel
    @hkbabel 4 роки тому +18

    This is brilliant. made my morning :-)

  • @moniquehunt4475
    @moniquehunt4475 4 роки тому +14

    The bat routine is hilarious! 🦇🦇🦇 Yeah, the heat in Texas! TRUTH!😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️💯💯

  • @shaq_cairo
    @shaq_cairo 3 роки тому +2

    I pray this guy makes it big bruh not many comedians make me laugh anymore but yiu're doing it man, fr

  • @jblank377
    @jblank377 4 роки тому +3

    I cannot get enough of him LOL. Sooo funny!!

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +31

    That bat swore he found a nice cool cave

  • @derekvento6067
    @derekvento6067 4 роки тому +5

    The ending was the best! Accent on point too!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +11

    Love the bat’s dialogue!

  • @stephaniefraney3033
    @stephaniefraney3033 4 роки тому +9

    My new favorite comedian!! He has my support 100% I hope he goes far in his career. He's not only hilarious but SO relatable!! Love you Mike Yard!!! 😍

  • @stevenfoster9402
    @stevenfoster9402 3 роки тому +8

    This man had me crying laughing at the bat story 🤣

  • @Joe7416_
    @Joe7416_ 4 роки тому +2

    That was brilliant. Brilliant. One of the few stand ups that top to bottom, seemed flawless

  • @_ray225
    @_ray225 4 роки тому +121

    This guy is very funny and yes we Africans don't f with animals.... Where I'm from, dogs are generally considered wild and if I see one I'm running 😂😂😂

    • @icywater5733
      @icywater5733 4 роки тому

      Australia lmao?

    • @boog7429
      @boog7429 4 роки тому +1

      S K Random Hood, USA

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 2 роки тому

      Its called genetic memory, we are( "black" races globally) are the oldest on the globe- we aint playing wit the bull

  • @mythoughtsonblank5769
    @mythoughtsonblank5769 3 роки тому +2

    "that's just ridiculous, what you just said!" I fucking died

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 4 роки тому +14

    Geez! Why Mike yard almost never here Comedy Central. Give us another!

  • @krakboston4659
    @krakboston4659 3 роки тому +6

    The best comedy is when people are genuinely funny without writtens That Pilar bear jacket was hilarious little jokes like that just tell you about a person

  • @lamedullsville
    @lamedullsville 4 роки тому +64

    ROFL. This is great storytelling. Yep.

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, hope we see more of him!

  • @bulletkidbones
    @bulletkidbones 4 роки тому +2

    That Bat story had me laughing the hardest I've ever laughed in a while. I'm in tears

  • @aqua1985rius
    @aqua1985rius 2 роки тому +1

    This is fantastic! My Mom and I went on vacation in San Antonio when I was in fifth grade. We were enjoying the River Walk and the big bell started chiming and then suddenly the walkways immediately cleared. We couldn’t figure out where everyone was going, (we’re from Detroit btw). Then we were caught in a huge swarm of bats and took off running, much to the entertainment of everyone around us. One of the bats hit the back of my ponytail. Just screaming, running and making fools out of ourselves. Flash forward twenty years later and I was volunteer at a Michigan bat sanctuary and love those flying puppies! Never ever touch one if they get into your space though, that was bad advice. Just call a safe animal control center. 🦇💕

  • @harlemdeni
    @harlemdeni 4 роки тому +8

    He had me at the 01:05 mark. Great set!

  • @danderson8431
    @danderson8431 3 роки тому +5

    As a San Antonio film maker, I can say that I once shot a film outdoors where for 10 days in a row we had triple digit weather. It’s insanely hot, but we’re used to it.

  • @TheDNAGroup
    @TheDNAGroup 4 роки тому +4

    Lol. Thank god the weather just broke. Facts. My dad just told me that a cold front is coming through Houston... Bringing the temp down to 91.

  • @christianibarra5244
    @christianibarra5244 3 роки тому +2

    I lost it with his bat flying impersonation 😂

  • @thebeatnumber
    @thebeatnumber 4 роки тому +25

    If the Bat was radioactive and it bit him, he'd become Batman.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +5

      Or more likely the bat would become Manbat

    • @jessability4338
      @jessability4338 4 роки тому

      He'd become Batman but Mike ain't got time for that. Trying to save the city ON TOP OF running errands. GTFO :~)

    • @FarzynoMusic
      @FarzynoMusic 4 роки тому

      Bat-Man

  • @jalilfreeman-debrow
    @jalilfreeman-debrow 2 роки тому

    Lol, African man impersonation had me rolling at the wrap up. Great finish. 👍🏾"Man is here in the Serangeti searching for leopard, I live here, I no mess with leopard" 😂🤣😭😭😭💀

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +28

    Selfish! 🤣🦇...leave him alone! He wasn’t hurting you! They eat mosquitoes!

  • @CabinOnTheWater
    @CabinOnTheWater 4 роки тому +1

    Some of the freshest stuff I have heard in a long time. Bravo! Great job. Rarely do LOL but I did and it was great.

  • @xolaninqubezelo3091
    @xolaninqubezelo3091 4 роки тому +4

    You're literally the funniest dude I've ever heard, oh man!

  • @rockwelaj
    @rockwelaj 4 роки тому +4

    😂😂my window is cracked all the time!

  • @wrightcodyj
    @wrightcodyj 4 роки тому +11

    Man, Central Texas is full of bats! If I remember correctly Austin has one of the biggest bat populations in the US.

  • @MrLeifbob
    @MrLeifbob 4 роки тому +10

    Funny as hell man 😂

  • @t1m3l0rd
    @t1m3l0rd 4 роки тому +7

    Damn this set was solid gold. Lmao

  • @taylenday
    @taylenday 3 роки тому +4

    This dude is crazy good! Gotta look to see if he has a special or something

  • @danponitlong
    @danponitlong 4 роки тому +1

    MIKE YARD IS GOOD I ALWAYS LIKE LISTENING TO HIM, BECAUSE I LIKE TO LAUGH ALWAYS.

  • @ameenahsf
    @ameenahsf 4 роки тому +33

    When your from San Antonio and all of this is accurate 😂. I feel famous adjacent just being from here now.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 роки тому +4

      All I could think about was Manu Ginobili swatting that bat at the Spurs game

    • @zilly724
      @zilly724 4 роки тому

      Same.True.

    • @user-re4iz9hm9h
      @user-re4iz9hm9h 4 роки тому

      For real!

    • @AnthonyLopez-xp6sh
      @AnthonyLopez-xp6sh 4 роки тому

      Lol being born and raised from SA I can say his information is accurate af

  • @Jules_Juliani
    @Jules_Juliani 4 роки тому +4

    Little did he know, that bat was his spirit animal.

  • @NYJ82Bklyn
    @NYJ82Bklyn 3 роки тому +2

    Dude is hilarious!!!

  • @hughesbalasanga9037
    @hughesbalasanga9037 3 роки тому +1

    Netflix needs to give this man a special.

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 3 роки тому +1

    This guy has me Cracking Up.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙

  • @jaefrmbk2k
    @jaefrmbk2k 3 роки тому +1

    underrated OG. accents on point 🎯

  • @diggarsa8614
    @diggarsa8614 3 роки тому +1

    "real quiet like" 🤣

  • @zhiriacook1790
    @zhiriacook1790 4 роки тому +2

    As a homegrown San Antonian, 100% accurate lmaooo the hottest summer day can reach 110° 🥴😂💀

  • @lehendrogrant6254
    @lehendrogrant6254 Рік тому +1

    Mike Yard is hilarious. "You want plantain"

  • @AlwaysAng227
    @AlwaysAng227 4 роки тому +16

    Hilarious!! My daughter said she has lived through 120 plus heat so she can’t give him a pass on the 105. 😂😘

    • @lehendrogrant6254
      @lehendrogrant6254 Рік тому

      I agree with ur daughter. 105 ain't nuthn. I live here in Vegas. We averaged 117 for a week last year.

  • @CeeJayB25
    @CeeJayB25 3 роки тому

    Sooo goood! New fav comedian

  • @jaredgreen760
    @jaredgreen760 2 роки тому

    Is the way he explains why he doesn't trust the air conditioner is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard. I legit rewatched it multiple times. And I definitely am going to do it again. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I've seen every single mike yard clip on youtube. I wish there was more material available.

  • @baileymorris4990
    @baileymorris4990 4 роки тому +10

    I live in texas and god this is so true

  • @marysab8865
    @marysab8865 4 роки тому +5

    You don't sneak up in my window then I make you some coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beekind6267
    @beekind6267 11 місяців тому

    Love mike yard!!

  • @enixword2637
    @enixword2637 3 роки тому +1

    I’m African. I got tears in my eyes at the end 😂😂

  • @audio_buck
    @audio_buck 3 роки тому

    Wow, this set made my night. Mike Yard.

  • @elleret
    @elleret 3 роки тому

    I lovvvvvve Mike Yard!

  • @christianbritton1362
    @christianbritton1362 Рік тому

    So good!

  • @SusiiUkraina
    @SusiiUkraina 3 роки тому

    I love him 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @michaelvaldez7884
    @michaelvaldez7884 4 роки тому

    Underrated !!!!!!!

  • @angelaonly7983
    @angelaonly7983 4 роки тому +1

    Oh, Yardie...so GOOD

  • @Sorendoisalive
    @Sorendoisalive 3 роки тому +1

    LMFAOO the fruit bat 😂😂😭

  • @russellgilbert3453
    @russellgilbert3453 2 місяці тому

    Yo, Mike Yard, don't go to Vegas in Summer! 😂😂😂

  • @SlappTaskeN
    @SlappTaskeN 4 роки тому +1

    This is so great 😁

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому

    0:55 As a Palm Springs resident of 20 years and a SoCal native, I can answer this question: we live here because everywhere else is too cold. It's gonna be 77°F (25°C, for you normal people) today, and it's _February._ 3 months of Hell is a worthwhile tradeoff for not ever having real cold.

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 2 роки тому

    This dude is really funny. Wow. That fruit bat joke was good.

  • @theintellectual-visionaries
    @theintellectual-visionaries 4 роки тому +4

    I’m not a bat grabber 😂😂

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj 4 роки тому +1

    Cracking a window with AC sounds like a waste of energy. Love the set though! Laughed so hard!😂🤣 we’ve got bats at my parents cabin. They’re cool!
    What happened to the bat?!

  • @butwhy...
    @butwhy... 3 роки тому +1

    When the algorithm presents a Mike Yard bit it’s best to stop and enjoy.

  • @lizabeth003
    @lizabeth003 4 роки тому +2

    Sitting here in southeast Texas it gets above 110 degrees. I’ve sat on a friend’s balcony and there would just be a swarm of bats flying above us. Texas and other southern states ain’t for the weak😂

  • @theoriginalloveandteavarie4285

    Beautiful King👑

  • @TheRolvaag
    @TheRolvaag 3 роки тому +3

    A black guy named Frederick Jones invented the first portable air conditioner. It revolutionized food transport. A white dude named Willis Carrier took that idea and invented the modern air conditioner. So technically air conditioning is a black invention.

  • @russellgilbert3453
    @russellgilbert3453 6 місяців тому

    Never had a bat in my room, but...😂😂😂😂

  • @CTSV6.0-G37
    @CTSV6.0-G37 3 роки тому +1

    🤣😂😂😂 this guy!! funny af

  • @trickdawg5521
    @trickdawg5521 4 роки тому +3

    Funniest comedian I have seen in a long time. But his "African" sounded more like Jamaican. Thumbs up!

    • @chunknorris5642
      @chunknorris5642 4 роки тому +1

      Check ali sidiq

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому +3

      do you know jamaicans? he sounds nothing like that. his african sounded african (west african specifically).

    • @mistletoe3343
      @mistletoe3343 3 роки тому

      What! That sounded nothing like a Jamaican

  • @UncleBuckDallas
    @UncleBuckDallas 3 роки тому

    Man, this guy is hilarious

  • @firefly3585
    @firefly3585 4 роки тому

    I love this guy

  • @MegabeckX10k23
    @MegabeckX10k23 3 роки тому

    This dude is hilarious!

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 3 роки тому +1

    This guy makes me cry from laughing

  • @demoaguilar
    @demoaguilar 4 роки тому +2

    I’m from San Antonio and this is all true

  • @jazziemerritt6542
    @jazziemerritt6542 3 роки тому

    😂😂 I thought I was the only person to have the ac in and a window cracked

  • @Otrebor0707
    @Otrebor0707 3 роки тому +1

    Freakin’ hilarious!!