"Well, this little song here, it's real special for me... This song is the first song I ever wrote that's gonna be featured in a movie. This is from the new Walt Disney movie - 'The Clitoris That Thought It Was A Puppy'. Great film! There's gonna be a fantastic soundtrack album to this movie. All kinds of hits on it, bigger than even Grease! You'll find such great spectacular performances as... oh, you got Debbie Boone singing 'You Wipe Up My Life'-it's on Sharman records and tapes. There's Rod Stewart's poetic masturbation song, which you may already know. It's called 'Don't Bite The Hand That Needs You'... and of course, the perennial favourite, 'I May Be Schizophrenic, But At Least I've Got Each Other'... Oh, and a little-known collaboration between Johann Sebastian Bach and Rita Coolidge, the wonderful 'Quaalude and Fugue in G Minor'. But most important is this song, which is very noteworthy because this is the first rock and roll test tube song. This song was created entirely within a test tube! It's a very new process... What you do is you take one spermatozoa, and you add one of The Bee Gees... and you just put the little bugger in an incinerator and you leave it there for a week, and it gives you a hit every time. [And so] this is a song I've been working on, which may be on the next album, which won't have one single Bee Gee on it by the way... I mean, who needs buck teeth and tight asses, y'know? However, if Phil Rizzuto wants to be on the record, he's always invited, anytime! Which reminds me, if our record 'Bat Out Of Hell' can sell 3 million copies around the world, I still think the Yankees can beat the shit out of those Redsocks! I believe that. I've a lot of faith. This song is called 'More Than You Deserve'."
This is awesome
What a war
Jimmi's sweet talk I'm melting
Greetings from Argentina!! Thank you!!
It is possible to have the transcription of Jim talking?
Sure I'll type it up in an hour or two :)
"Well, this little song here, it's real special for me... This song is the first song I ever wrote that's gonna be featured in a movie. This is from the new Walt Disney movie - 'The Clitoris That Thought It Was A Puppy'. Great film! There's gonna be a fantastic soundtrack album to this movie. All kinds of hits on it, bigger than even Grease! You'll find such great spectacular performances as... oh, you got Debbie Boone singing 'You Wipe Up My Life'-it's on Sharman records and tapes. There's Rod Stewart's poetic masturbation song, which you may already know. It's called 'Don't Bite The Hand That Needs You'... and of course, the perennial favourite, 'I May Be Schizophrenic, But At Least I've Got Each Other'... Oh, and a little-known collaboration between Johann Sebastian Bach and Rita Coolidge, the wonderful 'Quaalude and Fugue in G Minor'. But most important is this song, which is very noteworthy because this is the first rock and roll test tube song. This song was created entirely within a test tube! It's a very new process...
What you do is you take one spermatozoa, and you add one of The Bee Gees... and you just put the little bugger in an incinerator and you leave it there for a week, and it gives you a hit every time. [And so] this is a song I've been working on, which may be on the next album, which won't have one single Bee Gee on it by the way... I mean, who needs buck teeth and tight asses, y'know? However, if Phil Rizzuto wants to be on the record, he's always invited, anytime! Which reminds me, if our record 'Bat Out Of Hell' can sell 3 million copies around the world, I still think the Yankees can beat the shit out of those Redsocks! I believe that. I've a lot of faith. This song is called 'More Than You Deserve'."
@MLBFCollection Thank you!!! 👍♥️
@@januskayajatrus8159 You're very welcome :)