Traffic Cocks 2
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- Опубліковано 4 кві 2022
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“The man in the van received a fine and points for his bald head”
Glad to see justice is being done
“and is also due to appear in court for a separate case of driving with no hands”
And the dog received 7 years and 6 months in prison
@@mattydriscoll9121 Omg look guys! He has a Ukraine flag in his username! What a great guy! So stunning and brave!
Actually dying when he said that 😭😭🤣🤣
But was e’ wearin a pink shirt?
"convicted of murder without consent, he was given a formal warning" 🤣
Bloody amateur. It's so easy to get consent too. No excuse for this.
E N G L A N D
He didn't even need to edit that part
Glad to see that the Former US President driving the Fiesta wasn't given any leeway, just because he blew the cops, and was appropriately hanged for his grivous crime.
Could have got far worse in West Yorkshire just for the Fiesta
If they were a U.S diplomats wife they would have gotten away with it.
Murder Without Consent = formal caution
Bald head = fine + points on licence
Being a canine accomplice = 7 years 6 months in canine prison
Driving a Ford Fiesta in West Yorkshire = 80 years + £70m fine
What's the worst crime that can happen in Traffic Cocks?
Being a former US president and blowing a cop will get you hanged 😢
A bald man with a dog murdering someone without their consent while attempting to get away from the police in a ford fiesta outside of Huddersfield.
Being a female in a Christian theme park: Being gunned down in broad daylight
Assaulting 110 police officers = 2 hours unpaid work + £15 fine
Buying a Ford Fiesta
“A van holding the holy grail is heading towards Derbyshire” is so fucking funny 😂😭😭
Not even a minute in and he's got me laughing. Welcome back, Sergeant Just James.
3:27 "If they blow into it, they get locked up, "If they don't blow into it they get locked up for not blowing into it."
Talk about unfair!
@@dancingmonkey08 Yeah I know right! It's so unfair, there's no where out, but if you're a criminal then it's fine, because that's what they get for doing something bad.
Hi guys, it's been a while since I last uploaded. My last 2 videos have been removed for copyright and I was given a strike for each. The videos take many many hours to put together so it's pretty disheartening to have them taken off, especially as 3 strikes gets your channel terminated. Praying to the copyright gods that this one will stay up. Let me know what you think of the sequel to Traffic Cocks!
loved it
Already 20 secs in and I love it!
The editing is really slick
can you move the videos to Vimeo?
Such a shame, the Heathrow edit was one of my favourite videos ever.
"and the former US President who was stopped near Chesterfield and blew nearly three traffic cops by the road side.. was hanged."
The best line!
I laughed as loud as my body would allow for a solid ten minutes
OMG that poor dog, 7 years in prison is a crying shame 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Think of it from his point of view, that's actually 49 years! Haha
Sent to dog jail for the heinous crime
@@dancingmonkey08 oh no 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The line between parody and real life is getting thinner every day.
"Every day of the year, the Traffic Cops are doing drugs."
HAHAHAHA, I love it! 🤣
"On the outskirts of Derby, traffic cop Karl Jackson is racing three men in a Skoda, reaching speeds of 50 miles per hour, whilst eating a whole plate of chicken chow mein"
Hahahaha you honestly excel yourself every time Just James.
I read that as that clip came on. Life is good.
5 minutes well spent watching, these are stupidly well-edited.. I'm hoping for the channel to stick around a little longer before whatever conglomerate corporation says otherwise
Honestly though
"it's gone into a Christian Theme Park"
Absolutely gold once again.
Your sentence mixing is beyond great.
They’ve got a record breaking rollercoaster called The Bible,it’s fun
I hate those murders without consent…
I can't imagine just how many episodes you have to watch in order to make these videos. Thank you for your sacrifice
Holy shit this is so well edited. I'm so glad that Traffic Cocks made a return, the first one is incredible.
'driving with no hands'
HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THESE💀😭😭
“The driver’s dog was sent to prison for 7 years and 6 months.”
😢🐶
😂
“The man is claiming he’s the second coming of Jesus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the police had been able to find out the man's true identity using a high tech ass scanner
“The former US president who blew 3 traffic cops was hanged”
This made my day, there’s so much going on in the world to stress me out but this just lifts that stress so well
“The dog was sent to prison” oh man this whole video had me creasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The moment we needed him the most, he returned!
So glad you’re back this made me cry it’s so funny! The terrified dog going to jail and the murder without consent had me in stitches. Thank you!! 😂
'Sargent Hughes takes the women to a femail officer, where they can be gunned down in broad daylight' 😅
I love the idea of George W Bush, Barrack Obama and Bill Clinton having their Fiesta pulled over In Chesterfield. I also really hate it when HMRC seize my lunch.
Murder without consent!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OK this is the funniest thing I've seen in a good while. Terrific work.
Please don't stop. I don't know anyone else who does these kinds of videos. YTPs use too many outside sources and are a bit loud at times. Nothing compares to the calming British voices saying such outrageous things as, "driving with no hands" and "the driver's dog was sent to prison"
Gunned down in broad daylight😂😂
Just James is a national treasure! 🇬🇧
License to kill?
"The name is James, Just James"
Christian theme park still gets me.😂😂
Some of the best quotes
- "The 2 girls are taken to a female officer to be gunned down in broad daylight"
- "Cop car Jackson is racing 3 men in a skoda reaching speeds of 50mph, whilst eating a whole plate of Chicken Chow Mein"
- "Cop car Jackson spots a car including 3 former US presidents"
- "The man is claiming he was the second coming of Jesus"
Honourable mentions:
- Man in court for driving with no hands
- The former US president who blew 3 traffic cops and was hung
In this instance "was hanged"was actually grammatically correct tbf
3:33 the best part is hearing their sentences 😂
“Carl Jackson is racing 3 men in a Skoda at 50mph…while eating a whole plate of chicken chow mein”
man these never get old.watched this several times over the years and still has me buckled 😂
Another great video. Your videos are some of the only content on this platform that really makes me laugh out loud.
I've waited for this sequel for so long
I laughed so much, my tummy hurt. Great work buddy. 👏🏼
Top tier stuff, we hope you don’t get in trouble for this 1.
I like watching these high because I forget that it's a parody and it cracks me up
This is just bad evil and wrong in every respect and shouldn't be permitted 🤣
It even still has the Ch.5 logo on throughout! Bless. I'm so glad no copyright owner has asked him to take it down;-)
Wow. A van carrying the Holy Grail. I need to get my hands on that
Holy shit we have been blessed with a second episode
You’ve absolutely outdone yourself with this one
A seizure of sandwiches LoL
Tears are streaming down my face right now, I can't stop laughing at this. 🤣
The long awaited sequel, good to see you again James
The holy grail is heading towards Derbyshire 😂😂😂😂
“The drivers dog was sentenced to 7 years and 6 months in prison”
Amazingly hilarious video mate, was waiting for you to release a new one, it was worth the wait!
This is too good James, can’t believe i’ve only just found these! Keep them coming 😃
" who blew 3 traffics cops at the roadside, was hanged." Jesus... This is why people hate the police. This sort of brutality needs to stop.... XD
Twas his own fault he shouldn't have driven that fiesta
Almost 3, I don't know how that is possible...
Oh boy have I waited for this a long time..brilliant from start to finish!
I absolutely love it when you upload stuff,laughed my arse off 😂
“Chasing 3 men in a Skoda hitting speeds of 50mph whilst eating a chicken chow main” 😂👌
Thank you so much, I needed that!!!
I'm crying with laughter here! Thank you for everything you do - hopefully YT will actually get a sense of humour and leave the videos up! We all need a ggod laugh at the moment!
Oh hes back and this did NOT dissapoint. The last 15 seconds has me balling 😭😂
Brilliant as always. Somehow Theakston seems to have a great voice to cut together.
Welcome back!! Fantastic editing and laugh out loud funny. Brilliant.
Oh my god this is brilliant, absolutely brilliant. ''Driving with no hands'' was a highlight for me. Great work.
It's tradition to watch the original once in a while, i'm so glad you made this
absolutely amazing. here when needed
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Utterly brilliant, laughing out loud here 🤣🤣🤣
This is just the best video I've seen on UA-cam in months xD absolutely CREASING up... thank you for this masterpiece
I was howling throughout this mate. You are funny af.
Honest the editing of these videos / voice clips is insanely good!
So glad these are back!
Yesss he’s back! Needed a good laugh. I salute you good sir
The original came out on my 16th birthday. I'm now 19 and it's still equally as funny.
Legend has it Karl is still racing the 3 men in the Skoda
just randomly started binging your old videos only to find that you’ve now uploaded a new video!! so glad to see you back :)
no idea how i stumbled onto these videos but so glad I did
top quality mate. got yourself another subscriber
THAT ENDING HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO
Yesss please come back. Where is that bake off one??! It’s so funny 😂
I have never laughed so hard in my life. Great video
He’s back!
He’s back?
HE’S BACK!
Thank you for returning 🥳 brilliant as always
That ending though 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant return
These never fail to crack me up I got so excited when I saw this was posted
That's by far your funniest video, I was actually crying at the end keep up the amazing work all your videos are amazing!
38 seconds in n already gold absolute gold
You’re back! Hopefully nothing will happen to this one, because it’s absolutely hilarious!
Please never stop making these James!
Absolute genius again! Never fail to disappoint!
I thought those roads were familiar...then I realised they're in Chesterfield. They're literally driving on my route to work.
I absolutely love these, they really do cheer me up on a rough day.
This whole video was hilarious but the bluntness of the last line legit made me laugh out loud
One of the best yet
absolutely love these, you're brilliant!
"the drivers dog has been sent to prison for 7 years and 6 months" bhahahyaa
Omg 4.30am I saw this and crying with laughter!! Absolutely brilliant!!
James, you're back! This video was amazing as always
this is now one of my favourites
hope you can keep em comin :D