Traffic Cocks
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
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*Bradford* *has* *one* *of* *the* *highest* *rates* *of* *men* *in* *Yorkshire*
They are encouraging people to be women
Oh yeah yeah
Magic mushrooms team 🤣
@Ethan Ansell 😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody can see the women as they’re all hidden under black cloth
"With the police helicopter busy searching for Mcdonalds" absolute gold mate
HDMI Cable fit like a prostitute
shish XD
Magic mushroom training
It was so smooth too 😂
GET ME THAT FUCKN MACCIES M8
“He is showing signs of killing his mum and smells strongly of Bradford” 😂😂😂
Gotta be the most British sentence I've ever heard.
If Bradford had a smell what would it be?😂🤣
Benefits and WKD Blu
@@jamesappleyard7459 chip shop oil
James Appleyard curry
"The man is arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely"
That was incredibly british
Still on the lookout for the man with the offensive weapons. I wonder what those weapons did to offend?
@@IrishGuysScarf joke about a nazi pug
yeah can't tell if edited or not
@@sumvs5992 You got a loicence for that joke mate?
among us be like
"Arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely" HAHAHA
Yeah, that would warrant A LOT of arrests across England xD
Don't think that was edited
I mean it's not the dumbest thing somebody's been arrested for lol
James Field it sounds edited
I can no longer go out in public in fear of getting collared by just James and the rest of the Yorkshire police constabulary.
"There are now half a million cop cars on the Fiesta's tail
But this driver has no intention to commit crime"
SEEMS LEGIT
Nice profile pic
Did he steal McDonalds
twain, get off here boy
Omfg I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“North Yorkshire’s Magic Mushroom Team” 😂
Westley Nash it sounded rly good aswell x d
If only the police handed them out, we fucking need them at the minute lmao
Yeah the cops could help pickers to find the right shrooms. It can be dodgy if you get the wrong’uns.
I want to be part of that team.
Sounded smooth
80 years in prison and Fined 70 million pounds had me literally crying 😂
That’s what you get for driving a Ford Fiesta
I'm selling mine tomorrow. I really don't want to get fined like that
Pretty much the equivalent of driving a Commodore in Australia
Then 106 police and like £15 fine
@@ryanlewington6 buy a miata instead (mazda mx5) they cheap and fun to drive
Assaulting 110 officers - 2 Hours unpaid work and a £15 fine.
Driving a Ford fiesta 80 years + £70,000,000 fine.
xD
Seems legit!
England is a crazy place
Its injustice, £70,000,000 for driving a fiesta...
We demand a minimum fine of at least £1,000,000,000 for commiting such a horrible crime.
I also watched the video.
@Sum Boi *Fiestas. You do not need an apostrophe to pluralise "Fiesta", or any other car name or word for that matter. Smh
He smells strongly of Bradford 😂
Coke and smoke
So he smells of Curry and body odour 😂
Weed honestly go up great Horton road. So many people hotboxing their cars
@@L14M and shit 💩
😂😂😂😂
“He could still be charged for driving without a firearm”
That was very American
There’s one city that actually requires guns carried around
@@nolibtard6023 Isn't that in Svalbard because of the polar bears?
@@jakemitchell7786 or Kennesaw GA
“The driver who took his mums car for a spin pleaded guilty with intent to supply McDonalds” 😭😂😂😂
He can still be charged for driving without a firearm
iCrackr with any luck he will tell those helicopter pilots were to find one.
He was just trying to help the police helicopter
LOL
Mcburglar
I love how it's not just completely random and you manage to maintain little subnarratives.
penis
That's why it's good. It's not completely random.
That's how you tell the difference between a good and a bad ytp. Random wacky edits =\= funny, unless there's a truly unique catch/effect.
Kangamooo115 £70m fine and 80 years inside for driving a fiesta
@@Ryan-wg3ej 2 hours unpayed work and £15 fine for assaulting 110 police officers. That's how mafia works
You can drive a Ford Fiesta but only with a police Escort.
I see what you did there.
i don’t know which bit of that comment to focus on
But cops don't use Ford escorts anymore..
Alex Ball That’s For Ford Explorer Police Interceptor Utility
And that escort requires at least a million police cars
Driving a Ford Fiesta: 80 years in prison Stabbing someone to death: 2 months in prison
That bit is surprisingly accurate as far as British justice goes.
i cant imagine the sick minds that drive a fiesta
When Jeremy Clarkson is Prime Minister
Driving a ford fiesta is far worse than death
you mean 2 hours unpaid work
"assaulting 110 police officers" was sentenced to 2 hours unpaid work and fined 15 pounds. Sounds about right for Britain
As opposed to the lad who drove a ford fiesta and got fined 70 million quid + 80 years jail time
Kevin O'Rilley Sadly it does sound like Britain’s justice system
@@TheGameware sounds about right for the UK.
@Top Lobster did the cop request compensation payment through the court?
Diane Abbott's son: just a regular tuesday for me
“Headed full speed at 40 miles an hour James’ skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum”
These vids are so genius!
John H 500th like
"2 lads in tears. Successful job"
*not edited*
I’m gonna show this to my American friend and tell them this is the uk
oop
It pretty much is
😂😂😂
You will need to do a lot of explaining!
*The driver is doing 30 in a 30mph zone, and is showing signs of killing his mum*
😂😂
‘There are now half a million cop cars on the Fiestas tail’
Take it you're a Doug fan...;...
Moug MeDuro best part by far 😂
"But this driver has no intention to commit crime."
Sounds like the ending to The Blues Brothers
Funny thing is there r only around 200k police officers in uk
80 years for driving a ford fiesta
2 hours unpaid work and a £15 fine for assaulting 110 officers
seems about right
"Like searching for a needle in West Yorkshire"
So incredibly easy then
Easier to find a needle than a nice car up there.
@@Thwack992 lmfao
@@Thwack992 or any car
“Half a million cop cars on the fiestas tail”
I would pay money to see that 😂
America. Need I say more? Just go there.
Can you imagine the sound of all those sirens?
@@benjaminclements1650you’d get to car 20 and go deaf
"fined £15"
Thats a little harsh.
more like £15,000,000 ovo Kain
Unpaid work is always harsh
You could get your self five £3 meal deals from Tescos for that, Jesus Christ. Where are the government using all this money?
He didn’t even have a fiesta...
ovo Kain $15 Not £15 No £¥€ Only $$$
new lynx deodorant
now you too can smell like bradford
😂😂
Curry and sweat edition
Another new scent is crack and nitrous oxide.
Please return to us James we miss you
Yes please
"It turns out he's just applied to join Bad Boys 3, and he's worried this incident will ruin his chances"
Narrator: 'The teenagers are taken to the driver's mum's house, where the driver gets stiff goods.'
Officer: 'Two lads in tears, successful job.' 😂😂
My brother still has a Ford Fiesta in the West Yorkshire area despite the ban. I'd like to urge any officers reading this to take immediate action. I'm fearful to do anything myself as I don't know how he may react, but someone needs to put an end to it. I'm begging you.
Leo 😂😂😂
me dads mum dad has a ford feiwst buat we lievw in hwumberside so.,..... screw dat
Your brother can't be forgiven for this disgraceful crime against our once peaceful and now indefinitely changed civilisation
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Ford Fiesta is a good guy with a Ford Fiesta.
*"The UK's network of nearly nine automatic number plate recognition cameras"*
"Two lads in tears, successful job" - refuses to elaborate, leaves
"The driver is doing at least 30 in a 30 zone, is in danger of killing his mum and smells strongly of Bradford."
Barely keeping it together to type that. Another slice of fried gold from Just James
PETER YOU’VE LOST THE NEWS!
13 in a 30
@@dissonantdreams Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan is my old account. You have no idea how many times people replied to me with "YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!". Always made me happy that so many got the reference.
i forgot what i was wayching for a second when i heard that the suspect had “run off to a local police station” and got confused as to why he’d be so stupid as to do that then i remembered what this was
Fucking got me to haha genius video!
I tuned out for a minute, heard "a man was arrested for behaving rather strangely", I was like "What?? The police can't do that!", then I remembered what I was watching lol
Drives Ford Fiesta:
80 YEARS IN PRISON
Assaults 110 police officers:
2 days unpaid work and fined £15
UK justice in a nutshell
Also £70m fine for driving a Ford Fiesta
2 hours*
I love how this video makes Ford Fiestas the ultimate crime. Like literally millions of police cars are going after one because it’s that much of a threat to humanity, and the driver was given 80 years in prison for it.
I guess we know why it got replaced by the Puma
Okay but 80 years in prison for driving a Ford fiesta 😂 😂 + a £70m fine 😂
Soft Hearted it’s the usual for that mate
@@taylorsprigg I've been so uninformed up until now..🙊😆
It should have been the death penalty
@@landnanners2011
🤣
Thats only the minumum my mum got 500 years plus a 600 million pound fine..
I wonder if Prince Phillip makes a cameo 🧐
Phillip was just doing the birdbox challenge....
Omfg. These comments 😂😂
I'm sure he drives a Ford Fiesta the absolute criminal.
OK most likes I've gotten for anything thanks peeps.
3:05 “2 lads in tears. Successful job.” I’ve watched this so many times and I never noticed this line!! Haha!
"West Yorkshire's Magic Mushrooms Team" 🤣
Trying to find a bad Just James video can be like searching for a needle in West Yorkshire
'He can still be charged for driving without a firearm'
- Didn't know Bradford had suddenly become American
lol theres loads of guns in bradford absolute shithole
I'm from bradford and once I saw an idiot driving his car over a pedestrian crossing
It was a really difficult drive because I’ve
*done magic mushrooms while I sleep overnight in the middle of nowhere*
and in the back of my mind I’m thinking everyday of the week
*id rather take one in the face*
While I sleep in the bushes*
The passenger has aroused the traffic cops. It turns out he’s just applied to join Bad Boys 3 😂
The teenagers are taken to the drivers mums house where the driver gets stiff goods
uwu
Didn’t expect Traffic Cops. This one is done really well. The splicing up of the speech is so smooth and sounds as if it could be from the actual programme. 👍 Admittedly, the voiceover is easier to work with due to it always being the same tone, but nonetheless, the jokes that were created were very clever.
Thanks mate! Definitely easier with the presenter voiceover, you're right there!
"but the passenger has *aroused* the officers" 😂😂😂
“Car crime is on the rise, 1 vehicle was stolen last year” 😂😂
That implies that 0 vehicles were stolen the year before. To be fair, that's an infinity% increase in car crime, which I'm sure you'll agree is a lot.
@@liamwalsh4008 Exactly! Thank God the Traffic Cocks are on the job to keep us safe and clean up our streets from the dreaded menace of the Ford Fiesta!
my favourite just james trope is cutting off ''hundreds', thousands', and 'millions' off the ends of numbers
"and smells strongly of *Bradford*"
It is a very strong smell
Damn, who knew the Yorkshire police were all about Ford Fiestas supplying to McDonald’s... ever since Elon Musk’s rocket destroyed the Yorkshire Dales they’ve all been a bit cuckoo
Yoshisaur K. Fireball - I was there. 7:30 Yorkshire dales time was a very tough time for us all
It wasn't Elon, it was the American entrepreneur Theresa May.
Ew
“The passenger has aroused the traffic cops.”
“He always like that?”
2:17 that whole bit is hilarious😂
"With the police helicopter busy searching for McDonald's" I fucking lost it
I can't read your potential. Your videos just keep getting better
Haha! Thanks mate! I appreciate the support!
This isn't even his final form
Sadly, it looks like it is :(
What TheTrend wrong
"he's nervous, and smells strongly of Bradford" lmao
“Where a male has been spotted on their way to play football”
That is now very relatable in this day and age
Hahaha the car contains booTY
Lol just wanna say you're pretty cute. I'm not a guy dw😂 unless you're gay, in that case I'd cry because I tend to fall for gay guys alot lmao
@@ilovefreddie9574 _oof_
@@lukess.s I took the L
Alright then
Hapax logonomon brought be here
Fucking Golden, definitely a YTP king.
100 points to James, but...
Just James.
"Officers James and Tim Wilson from the North Yorkshire Magic Mushrooms Team” LOL 😂😂
"It turns out he's just applied to join Bad Boys 3, and his worried this incident will ruin his chances" wtf 😂😂
I'm from Bradford and this is quite possibly the most accurate thing I've ever seen
Joe Midgley do you smell strongly of Bradford?
I'm from bradford
Who's Joe?
The passenger has aroused the cops
"Is he always like that?"
😂😂😂😂
Where the hell are you james? Have you given up on this channel now? We want more!!!
“With intent to supply McDonalds” 😂😂😂😂
"...pleaded guilty to assaulting 110 police officers."
Ah, Conservation of Ninjutsu in full effect.
“ it was a really difficult drive because if the mushrooms fell asleep in the back of the car every other day I’d rather take one in the face” 😂😂😂
"James skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum!"
Had me in tears
The fucking "man is arrested for behaving rather strangely" broke me and it got better from there.
How very British! It got me too😂😂😂
1:03, best line in the episode
Please do ‘Fake Britain’ and ‘Countdown’.
I’d love to see these to
No matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh.
Huge fan of "The UK's network of nearly nine automatic number plate recognition cameras" ! So smooth, so elegantly done. Hilarious videos, they make me laugh loads!
"He shows signs of killing his mother"
‘Looking for a stolen car across 3 square miles of North Yorkshire can be like looking for a needle in West Yorkshire’ 🤣
Driving a Ford Fiesta:
80 years in prison and a £70,000,000 fine
Stealing a Land Rover and assaulting 110 police officers:
2 hours unpaid work and a £15 fine
Gotta love the West Yorkshire justice system
3:05 "two lads in tears, successful job"
lmao
1:35 Ford fiestas are actually being discontinued.
"Is showing signs of killing his mum". Brilliant
“james skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum”
0:08 this aged well
*ooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiit*
It didn't age, it was always the case.
@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge no?
@@thesouthfacee yes?
oh dear.
“Luckily the car this time contains booty”
Help I can’t breathe
Ban Fiestas all over England. Take back our Roads 😤🇬🇪🦁🦁🦁
Thats the Georgian flag
@@adamc2791 No it isn't lad. It's the England flag with 4 smaller England flags insoid it 😩
@@therobinbolt ah fair enough. I get where y coming from
@@therobinbolt but in reality it's the Georgian flag
2023 and this is still funniest video I've ever seen on UA-cam
I've watched this hundreds of times, but "he smells strongly of Bradford" gets me every time 😅😅
0:32 "Officers just james and tim wilson from North Yorkshires Magic Mushrooms team" killed me
I wish this was made in to a series. It'd be such a fantastic programme to watch, to have a proper laugh again like the old days.
"Smells strongly of bradford" 🤣🤣🤣
If you turn on captions, it talks about Jazz James and his skill as a Prog Dealer. Didn't know you had a past as a 70s guitar player
I literally pissed my self watching this. Good job I’m on the loo.
Hapax legomenenon as always mate,
I’ve binged your whole channel, I’ve never found funnier ytps
and smells strongly of bradford - I can't imagine a worse smell
“A male on their way to play football” aged well...
The slickness of it all working together is far above other YTPers. Arrested on suspension of behaving rather strangely sounds like a real British crime.
“It’s a close shave for the driver, but he can still be charged for driving without a firearm” 🤣😂🤣😂
North Yorkshire’s magic mushroom team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@0:08 hello this is 2020 calling.
The sentences at the end cracked me up! 😂😂😂
Great vid! One of the best yet!
Suggestions: Countdown,Tennable, impossible,gogglebox,
Holy shit Countdown!!
Countdown - Cuntdown or Tnetennba
This is British humour at its finest
"two lads in tears, successful job."