This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
Man it's been so long since a good Just James video. I hope you make more of these videos during this quarantine. There's a lot of good edits to be made of the crap coming out.
"Communist terrorists are the number one concern at Heathrow Airport. Mark and Jeff from the SAS, a specialist unit, are tracking a rogue communist, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2." _"If I were in the wrong place at the wrong time, I could damage the engine enough to bring the plane down."_ "The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J. Mark has one more trick up his sleeve, his trusty pistol." *gunshot *smirking *RIP JESSIE J*
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
I missed watching this episode!
So glad this episode is back
I don't use the imperial or metric system. I measure with Kylie Minogues.
From nose to nose.
But that's a well known imperial unit
Anyone know how many Kylie Minogues there are in an imperial kilometre, please?
@@ericdunn555 I think its approx 657.89 K(Minogue)
British people are a bunch of simps
"she's busy hunting passengers down with a blow pipe, because she's a thirsty beast" 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!
That one had me 😂
"The passengers need to be cooked a bit more, they're a little pale"
"Miss, those are the Danish."
That's racist!
@@userPrehistoricman oh yeah so racist so offensive isn't it
@@ben.taylor Impossible! One cannot be racist towards white people!
@@ben.taylor He's just playin along
"Because shes a thirsty beast"
LMAOOO
“More people fly out of Heathrow with dismembered limbs than any other airport” - a title to be proud of 😆
This is probably true irl honestly
@@eldritchgoat1422 I was going to comment that as well!
Diversity at it's finest
Gobarn pretty sure thats luton
@@artemis3181 live, laugh, Luton
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
I lost it then!
Talk about overkill!!
Lol I lost it at that bit
Trying not to wake my heavily pregnant partner with my uncontrollable laughter 🤣🤣🤣
We found the suspect at the end.
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal, to fight, Jessie J" 😭😭😭
im sad you didnt edit "tools in their arsenal" to be "tools in their arse"
cmon James.
I'm still learning 😉
I thought that too lol
@@JustJamesOfficial I expected that too.
I like arse as a word
To be fair, I kinda heard "arsehole"
“This woman missed her flight to Zurich this morning because she was *LOOTING* the airport”
I’m crying
"woman's handbag"
"that's the first time I was called a handbag, and it was unacceptable"
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
😂😂😂
"First time I was called a handbag and it was unacceptable" ~ every karen ever
*"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Quantus over £280."*
*I mean, that's technically true.*
Qantas*
The queue can go for
Like
LoiK
LiIiIk
LIoIke
Y’ know...like...minutes.
Loik loik loik, ya knoiw, minutes
"Now that the belt is moving again, the dead and wounded are scattered all over the airport."
"Premium lounge manager Neelam is overseeing today's delivery of Kalashnikov AK-47 7.62mm assault rifles"
*we get that all the time*
weeb
76.2? That's an extremely large rifle
Must be so annoying to get the same assault rifles each day. Being a stewardess is tough ngl
@@sumvs5992 7.62
@@LThaPunisha when I commented it was 76.2
Since most of Just James' videos have characters named Just James, his videos can be considered self-insert fanfics. In this essay I will...
@Jack McLean Sorry man, essay machine broke
"Transporting more than 74 million terrorists a year"
Ok then
Fun Fact: 'Kylie Minogue's lined up nose to nose' is the official unit of measurement we use down under. 😎
“...costing 14 times the price of *BARE-BREASTED WOMEN”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JustJames is the help I didn't know I needed to get me through quarantine.
With the flights crashing every 45 seconds
“14 times the cost of bare-breasted women”... how much is a bare-breasted women? Asking for a friend
They cost about tree fiddy.
@@kleptrep94 - free tiddy
Where tf do you get all these sound clips (“shrunken human head”?)
I imagine the narrator did another program about terrorism which he took the voice clips from
@@LuminePrime Have you been to Heathrow? He has 100% not taken them from another programme.
The narrarator was the audiobook reader for Bravo Two Zero
Thwack 😂
@@LuminePrime I was thinking a documentary about tribesmen rather.
"Crucially the huge plane can carry 520 primitive tribesmen"
2 more than it's nearest competitor, by Jove.
@@ericdunn555 *Nearly 2 more
"Last year Heathrow confiscated everything from mortars, rocket launchers, machine guns, submachine guns and rifles to jars of jam"
Those jars of jam are dangerous, watch out
Ah yes, just James. Just the comedic relief we need right now.
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and it’s unacceptable!”
The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol
“Passengers are preparing to use explosives to carry out small tasks”
Brilliant
Noice 😵😵😵
Holy shit hi brad
Holy fucking shit, didn't think I'd be seeing Brad here
Brad does minecraft
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
Ayup
@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 Ayup!
@@thebotbuilder *Minogues, *3cm, *too surprised
Nose to nose, so she’s even smaller
TheBotBuilder
Looks like 8 inches to me. 😜
I read the title and thought: "what the hell are they on about?"
Then I read the uploader's name and it all fell into place.
I bloody love this channel. Every time I see there's a new one out it puts a smile on my face!
I said the same when I was first potty trained.
RIP Jessie J 😩😭
"The equivalent of 100 Kylie Minogues lying nose to nose" 😂😂
Noooo way, was literally watching this show the other day and was also looking at how long ago you had uploaded. More please!
Well, look who's back
Guess who's back
@@metetural9140 Back again
@@pitaya4151 Just James is back, with a rogue communist Jessie J
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable.” 😂
"and wants to perform an incredible juggling act."
I now know what the J stands for in Jessie J. It means Jihad.
I started to question its legitimacy when he said”helping terrorists” lol
I wish they would bring back come fly with me, then you wouldn’t have to edit it.
Oh ffs, for a second I thought this was an actual documentary when I remembered that it’s busiest airport and not a terrorist centre
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Qantas over £280" - I mean, factually accurate I guess?
THE LAD IS BACK
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a documentary. Then I saw it was a Just James video
“It was the first time I was called a handbag and that is unacceptable” So offensive 🤣
"Tracking a rogue *communist*, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2"
rouge
@@pablotescobar5444 lol ty
Oh my god
This is brilliant
Y’know, the queue can go for like, like, like, you know, like, minutes
Man it's been so long since a good Just James video. I hope you make more of these videos during this quarantine. There's a lot of good edits to be made of the crap coming out.
I’ve actually had quite a similar experience when I was last at Heathrow
Damn, I hate it when someone calls me a handbag
It's unacceptable
I've never seen a more impressive job juggling act, than that Just James fellow.
All while continuing with his Love Live studies. A man we should all aspire to be.
"Communist terrorists are the number one concern at Heathrow Airport. Mark and Jeff from the SAS, a specialist unit, are tracking a rogue communist, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2."
_"If I were in the wrong place at the wrong time, I could damage the engine enough to bring the plane down."_
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J. Mark has one more trick up his sleeve, his trusty pistol."
*gunshot
*smirking
*RIP JESSIE J*
"Heathrow employs 350 engineers round the clock to fire their weapons at passengers"
2 uploads in one year wow were being blessed
i hapax legomenoned out of my chair when i saw this notification
*Somebody please tell me how he does this. Because I’m sure this guy doesn’t say ‘dismembered limbs’ on the daily* 😂😂
no way it’s back
Let's see what Heathrow Airport has to say 🤦
" flights crashing every 45 seconds"
2:45 onwards
“ … and jars of jam”
I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world and cost Quantas over £280" is done so smoothly I almost didn't notice the edit 😅
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J"
There are so many line I want to quote in the comments 😂
You know, the queue can go like, like, like, you know, like.... minutes.
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
This is the best UA-cam channel in existence
When i saw the title i was like *hmm, something educational*, when i saw ''Just James'' *oh yeah yeah it's meme time.*
I have been subscribed for almost a year waiting for a new video. Was worth the wait
The best video to watch before boarding a flight to Heathrow
I am obsessed with your videos oml
the humour is truly unrivalled. makes your proud to be british
I can't believe you are back, please upload more frequently in these times of quarantine!!!!
2:22 Erm I think we just need to tell the chefs that the passengers need to be cooked just a little bit more, they're a bit pale. That got so hard. XD
I meant to be flying to New York from Heathrow today 😬
The most dangerous airports are the ones where students learn to fly
You’ll see a student doing mach 2 on landing in a Cessna 172
ah yes. landing at twice the speed of sound...sounds *fun*
Charlie Roberts sounds about right for a student pilot
Wait, was this unlisted? Because I don’t remember seeing this video, did Heathrow not approve of the video?
Not many people know how much editing and creative thinking stuff like this takes this is fucking art :D
Idc I'm still going to Heathrow no matter what. Its my nearest airport to my town when I fly internationally.
Ok this is remade I can tell be it made but it’s funny so good job hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha Man this it cool 😎 good job
How fitting that "Danse Macabre" is playing in the background, while the jovial British narrator rattles off Heathrow's proudest death statistics.
*Nearly* two more than its closest competitor
So... The competitor carries _four hundred and ninety eight point.. what?_
When the Airbus A380 is 280 metres of wide and 3 metres long and is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues. Haha
the storyline about the conveyor belt was my favourite.
It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable
Seen somebody else ask on snatchphrase can we have a total wipeout edit?
Nice airport 👍 Iam from Hounslow Middlesex
It's back!
Flights crashing every 45 seconds😂
Unfinished London took an unexpected turn i see.
Going to this directly from actual documentary videos is killing me
At last, it's back! Don't let the women's handbags bring this down again!
"I expect the standards to be between 6 to 8%" Lmao this is epic. :D
I thought it was already the most dangerous airport 😂😂🤣🤣
Uhh hi James I'm a really a big fan of you and np and can you release more vids now???? Xd
Remember bieng called a handbag is no joke it is very offensive please refer to them as luggage
I have been to Heathrow once. This is bloody brilliant
You should do Tenable. Call it either Oneable or Tenunable
PLEASE make an edit of Inside London Fire Brigade!