The World's Worst Spies

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2024

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +69

    The first 100 people to go to blinkist.com/blaze will get unlimited access for one week to try it out. You’ll also get 25% off if you want the full membership.

    • @thatfakedrussiankid5534
      @thatfakedrussiankid5534 3 роки тому +4

      Ok Business Daddy

    • @jonaseggen2230
      @jonaseggen2230 3 роки тому +2

      "In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel."

    • @dennislp3
      @dennislp3 3 роки тому +3

      "The first 100 people"
      aka
      I am nobody
      RIP Simon

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +3

      I know you might think FBI is American domestic spies but it's more likely Google and Facebook...
      Oops,.did I say that out loud 🤐

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikebar42 depends there are multiple agencies
      FBI is internal but mainly works on criminal cases
      CIA is pretty much external
      NSA is kinda in between the fbi and cia so they also do internal stuff but only if it’s a security threat to the us.
      And also don’t forget all the specialized organizations like the ones that serve the military branches, the nro, or the tfi among others.
      Basically other than the cia I think any of them can do internal espionage
      At this point Facebook is its own internet nation. Google too.

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 роки тому +481

    In the Danny Biographic, we learn about Danny's work for MI6, and how he ends up ended up in a basement gulag in Eastern Europe.

    • @Dreju78
      @Dreju78 3 роки тому +9

      I like Christmas Europe better..

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dreju78 Good catch

    • @riotson
      @riotson 3 роки тому +10

      This is my favorite comment and YES PLEASE BUSINESS BLAZE DANNY

    • @chrisknee8736
      @chrisknee8736 3 роки тому +4

      Danny doesn't live in the cellar.
      His grandma was Anne Frank,shhhhh.

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 3 роки тому +5

      @@chrisknee8736 Not good

  • @philipc4272
    @philipc4272 3 роки тому +382

    Blinkist: "We didn't like your advert"
    Simon: "Don't let me interrupt your search for someone who gives a shit"
    LEGEND

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 3 роки тому +16

      Gotta luv that passive aggression.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +43

      @@WhiteCamry Its my fave.

    • @Sarah_Grant
      @Sarah_Grant 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @cchastant8251
      @cchastant8251 3 роки тому +4

      @@WhiteCamry
      Don't know how PASSIVE his aggression was. Seemed pretty in your face to me!
      I'm not complaining, mind. Thought his comments on if they'd even WATCHED his stream was hilarious. And having him do a bit on worst spies...?
      Simon, loved your side comments on practically everything!

    • @TheStevedie
      @TheStevedie 2 роки тому +2

      @@brainblaze6526 Fucking LEGEND!

  • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
    @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 3 роки тому +399

    Simon, a Brit living in another country, posing as a UA-camr with 2 underlings locked in his basement, sounds like a secret spy to me.

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 3 роки тому +42

      ALLEGEDLY.

    • @danieledwards3376
      @danieledwards3376 3 роки тому +22

      It would explain why customs turn a blind eye to his cocaine smuggling.

    • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
      @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheRatsintheWalls That’s his cover, he’s a double agent, who would expect him to be a spy. If he is he already fooled you and me.

    • @FlSKMASTER
      @FlSKMASTER 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheRatsintheWalls The Brits are planning to steal the beer

    • @easternlights3155
      @easternlights3155 3 роки тому +5

      Pro tip: if you're a spy trying to undermine Prague, just ask any czech outside of the capital for help. They'll be delighted to aid in the downfall of the Great Snob Nest.

  • @Arthropod108
    @Arthropod108 3 роки тому +203

    "glad I'm not a spy"
    Things a spy would say

  • @alidaggawood8932
    @alidaggawood8932 3 роки тому +520

    3 days of blaze in a row? And I thought finding a bag in my cupboard was about as good as today was going to get. Hell yeah.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 роки тому +55

      A bag of what? Allegedly?

    • @slaytanicsabbath
      @slaytanicsabbath 3 роки тому +42

      A bag of columbian money no doubt. Allegedly.

    • @Mrnibbles-nq2zn
      @Mrnibbles-nq2zn 3 роки тому +22

      Man, Danny is really getting over worked lately. Wonder when he last ate.

    • @alidaggawood8932
      @alidaggawood8932 3 роки тому +52

      Revealing the nature of said bag would be detrimental to my health... Allegedly.

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +18

      Love it when I find bags 🥴🤡🤪

  • @SandraStar66
    @SandraStar66 3 роки тому +90

    Quick, someone take the clip of Simon saying “Aquarius bleh!” and use it as a reaction gif out of context. He’ll love that.

  • @ReversibleOctopus
    @ReversibleOctopus 3 роки тому +73

    Let's not forget the world's greatest and most dangerous spy;
    Sterling Archer.
    Barry Dillon though, is the worst spy ever.

    • @sebastianriemer1777
      @sebastianriemer1777 3 роки тому +4

      I see you are a man of culture. 👍🏻
      He was the only reason I had Netflix.

    • @kittfoxx7972
      @kittfoxx7972 3 роки тому +9

      You want spies? That’s how you get spies!

    • @burtdurger847
      @burtdurger847 3 роки тому +3

      Dangerzone!

    • @ProbablyNotLegit
      @ProbablyNotLegit Рік тому

      "Sorry. I was picturing whore island."

  • @kennethcrenshaw317
    @kennethcrenshaw317 3 роки тому +87

    Simon: all my spy knowledge comes from moves."
    Also Simon: "I have never seen that movie."
    Me: "so, you know nothing of spies?"

    • @danieledwards3376
      @danieledwards3376 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly what a spy would say!

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 роки тому

      -____·

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 3 роки тому

      Beginning with they’re called Intelligence officers, not spies. Spies are the people intelligence officers recruit to get information.

    • @turtal5406
      @turtal5406 3 роки тому

      HA!

  • @TheColasaufer
    @TheColasaufer 3 роки тому +254

    Theory: Simon uploads a ton of business blaze content to balance the loss he will make on Biographic's next video: The Dubious Story of Danny Salter

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 3 роки тому +6

      I'll be pissed if he doesn't! 🤣

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +8

      Your giving away the plan! 🤫
      You make a horrible spy 🧐

    • @TheColasaufer
      @TheColasaufer 3 роки тому +5

      @@mikebar42 i'm working for the DPRK so it comes with the territory i guess

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheColasaufer deer park?

    • @TheColasaufer
      @TheColasaufer 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikebar42 Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea..we are very democratic, republican, we have people and yes, even deer

  • @SELoggOff
    @SELoggOff 3 роки тому +30

    Simon: "I'm glad I'm not a spy. Being a spy would actually tear me apart!"
    MI6: "Stop trying to oversell it!!!!!"

  • @MrsClintA
    @MrsClintA 3 роки тому +103

    Simon: "...fine vintage memes." Me: LOL every single time.

    • @9thBadGuy
      @9thBadGuy 3 роки тому +1

      Bcuz vintage memes from 2008-2015 were the bestest. Allegedly.

    • @tonybrodeur4766
      @tonybrodeur4766 3 роки тому

      😆😆

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому

      Just fine?

  • @karenelizabeth1590
    @karenelizabeth1590 3 роки тому +43

    Aldrich Ames is actually a pretty great spy considering how much damage he did and how long it took to catch him.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +9

      true

    • @karenelizabeth1590
      @karenelizabeth1590 3 роки тому +6

      @@brainblaze6526 Either that or the FBI/CIA are really crap at finding spies

    • @GryphonBrokewing
      @GryphonBrokewing 3 роки тому +3

      Of course he'd be from WI, where what the rest of the world calls "hard drinking" is called "Wednesday".

    • @ChemAngel3
      @ChemAngel3 2 роки тому

      Not for nothing didn't they put Aldrich Aimes in charge of finding the mole?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +81

    What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes?
    Sneakers

    • @simonclarke1134
      @simonclarke1134 3 роки тому +3

      Or Hush puppies.

    • @bateman2112
      @bateman2112 3 роки тому +3

      That joke needs to be embargoed.

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +3

      Have you ever seen.those no sneakers signs? They are hilarious

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +4

      Crocks 🐊

    • @barneynedward
      @barneynedward 3 роки тому +1

      I thought they were shoe phones.

  • @riotson
    @riotson 3 роки тому +30

    >Simon telling everyone he couldn't be a spy.
    >He's a spy.

  • @calebchoi6517
    @calebchoi6517 3 роки тому +52

    “Being a spy would actually tear me apart” OR SO YOU’D LIKE US TO BELIEVE

    • @Fight4Faulkner
      @Fight4Faulkner 3 роки тому +1

      Right? Me thinks thou doust protest too much, Whistler 🤔

    • @Fight4Faulkner
      @Fight4Faulkner 3 роки тому +1

      Also, "You're tearing me apart Lisa!!!!!"

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 3 роки тому +1

      That’s what he wants you to think

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 3 роки тому +1

      @@Fight4Faulkner very noice xD that reference lol

  • @96smittyjr
    @96smittyjr 3 роки тому +32

    Simon: "It cant be that hard can it....."
    *Next Day*
    Gov Agent at the door: Mr. Whistler we would like to have a word.

    • @jaymzx0
      @jaymzx0 3 роки тому +2

      "It's cool! I said 'allegedly'!! What's with the bag and handcuffs?"

    • @nkirukalazz-onyenobi36
      @nkirukalazz-onyenobi36 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TotsFabulous
    @TotsFabulous 3 роки тому +122

    World's Best Spies: social media companies!

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 3 роки тому +12

      Does Google qualify as social media?
      Because nobody knows me better than Google.
      They know me better than I know myself...

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 роки тому +8

      TikTok is the best communist spy since the Cold War.

    • @TotsFabulous
      @TotsFabulous 3 роки тому +5

      @@badluck5647 ALLEGEDLY

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 3 роки тому +3

      meh not really, we know they are spying on us, but then again bcs we are lazy we don't do much about it, so I guess so it seems lol

    • @ceke
      @ceke 3 роки тому +6

      @@AndrewMitchell123 yeah, people nowadays have no issue giving away their personal information. As the quote goes, “if the product is free, then you are the product”. These internet giants have no ethical or moral issue with selling everybody’s data and that’s the loop we’re seeing nowadays,

  • @jimmeearle
    @jimmeearle 3 роки тому +78

    Are you going to cover the GameStop Reddit stock story? I can already imagine the video title: Crazy Wall Street Stories. And it would include other weird stock market stories and tactics. There you go Simon, there’s a free video idea, send it to the basement ASAP.

    • @Nightwalker-zk6ce
      @Nightwalker-zk6ce 3 роки тому +11

      I think I’d rather Simon do a retrospective on it when it’s over, or at least mostly over.

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 роки тому +1

      What's the GameStop story? I missed that 1 apparently

    • @danieledwards3376
      @danieledwards3376 3 роки тому +8

      @@mikebar42 Some people on Reddit decided to bankrupt a hedge fund.

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 роки тому +3

      @@mikebar42 Google Gamestop. I would be amazed if the story doesn't come up.

    • @Noxcuses316
      @Noxcuses316 3 роки тому +3

      “Send it to the basement!” 😂😂😂

  • @SGast
    @SGast 3 роки тому +23

    Simon: I am not a spy.
    .. That is what a spy would say. We are on to you.

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 3 роки тому +26

    "You spent 23 years in prison, didn't that dry you out!?"
    Simon has apparently never heard of toilet wine...

    • @chunellemariavictoriaespan8752
      @chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 3 роки тому +1

      So Did I... Is that urine?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому

      I think he assumed they would put him in a program to sober up and not that he wouldn't have access to alcohol in prison.

    • @XillyWonka
      @XillyWonka 3 роки тому +2

      @@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 No, they make wine out of toiler water

    • @davidringle7
      @davidringle7 3 роки тому +1

      @@XillyWonka prison hooch lol taste like paint thinner with a hint of orange peels

    • @XillyWonka
      @XillyWonka 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidringle7 sounds like a romantic night out

  • @just_neon7978
    @just_neon7978 3 роки тому +15

    I love how upset Simon sounded when Rosario's expenses were not cocaine lol. He was so let down

  • @calvinsmick1311
    @calvinsmick1311 3 роки тому +7

    The last chapter in the Art of War is devoted to explaining how to select and employ your spies.

  • @DerptyDerptyDUM
    @DerptyDerptyDUM 3 роки тому +26

    Ahhhhhh, Business Blaze is like a cool soothing balm poured over my blistered soul.

  • @NG-fk6wc
    @NG-fk6wc 3 роки тому +51

    If i had a product to sell, i would f***king love for this channel to sponser it. The way products are presented here with humor, i always remember them

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 3 роки тому +6

      Ya, the sponsors sure get their money's worth with Simon.

    • @philipc4272
      @philipc4272 3 роки тому +9

      "We love your unique style! Could you please read this carefully prepared advert the same way everyone else does? Kthanksbye!"

    • @mortal3256
      @mortal3256 3 роки тому +3

      This channel, fact fiend with Karl Smallwood and internet historian. My favorite three channels for advertising.

    • @CalebSpears1
      @CalebSpears1 3 роки тому +3

      Internet historian is in a league of his own

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +13

      @@devonlockwood1477 lol, my ad guy the other day 'Simon, do you have to make the ads 4 minutes long? It's getting ridiculous.'
      I'm not sure why he was complaining :D

  • @Trooper_Ish
    @Trooper_Ish 3 роки тому +6

    I'm glad Simon is finally giving John Smith the recognition for the fine, fine work he did to stabilise the quickly deteriorating situation that nearly caused the second Sino-Khazak war, and saving all our lives and freedom. Thanks Simon, but more important, Thanks John Smith!

  • @J0NNNNN
    @J0NNNNN 3 роки тому +33

    3 blazes on the trot, what a time to be alive

  • @QuianaMurray
    @QuianaMurray 3 роки тому +3

    Simon being surprised at the level of crazy these people behave is hilarious! You literally talk about crazy peeps across multiple channels daily and still manage to be surprised and outraged. THIS is why I keep coming back!!😂😂

  • @dowlewis8307
    @dowlewis8307 3 роки тому +19

    There’s Simon, blazing a new stylish trend with that collar on the blazer.

    • @cuttwice3905
      @cuttwice3905 3 роки тому

      I had no idea he was a leading hipster.

    • @rach_laze
      @rach_laze 3 роки тому +2

      @@cuttwice3905 the beard and glasses weren't a big enough hint? a thats missing is a man bun 😂

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +1

      @@rach_laze If I could have hair I would have a man bun.
      And I would feel such deep shame about it.

  • @FallenAngel22809
    @FallenAngel22809 3 роки тому +13

    My day is much better now the blaze is on! Simon,Danny and Sam you certified legends! Never miss a blaze video! 🙏😃

  • @LizRealGirlBeauty
    @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 роки тому +27

    Everyone, Simon has recaptured Danny and Sam! So we should keep getting the proper number of Blazes each week from now on!

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +1

      @Fender Player ^New nickname for Simon? "Simoninamin" kinda rolls off the tongue lol.

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 3 роки тому

      @Fender Player nice. I too am familiar with the effects of the golden gut gouger in teen years. Probably part of the reason i don't drink as an adult lol.

  • @matthawkins3584
    @matthawkins3584 3 роки тому +11

    2 Buisiness Blaze videos in 2 days!?!? Danny must have gotten an extra bucket of fish heads to have cranked them out this fast.

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 3 роки тому +2

      3 in three days.

    • @Crossword131
      @Crossword131 3 роки тому +4

      An extra bucket of FISH!!! YESSS! SEAWORLD STYLE.

    • @matthawkins3584
      @matthawkins3584 3 роки тому +1

      Oh damn you're right. I forgot one. It's madness I tell you. MADNESS!!!!! And I love it.

  • @petenielsen6683
    @petenielsen6683 3 роки тому +11

    Ames's wife got a shorter sentence because of an American legal traditional called turning on your fellow criminal - AKA plea bargaining. And I remember it was the top news story for the day when they were arrested.

  • @DumbOhioFarmboy
    @DumbOhioFarmboy 3 роки тому +7

    There's a lot of federal institutions in the US that use promotion as a way to make someone irrelevant or keep them out of the loop.

    • @XDSDDLord
      @XDSDDLord 3 роки тому +5

      I thought it was usually used on good people who were being punished by stupid people for stupid reasons. My father once got court-martialed during a war because he was sleeping in short pants (not boxers) in a base, which was allowed for the record, but one day he was woken up early and told some superior officer got stuck on the way to their base which was located in enemy territory, and instead of changing into long pants, my father just left right away to save their butts. The stranded commander court-martialed him for not wearing the right pants and the judges promoted my father to a major to remove him from under the officer he saved.

    • @jrt818
      @jrt818 3 роки тому +1

      Explains those with megafailures in Hollywood being promoted upwards.

  • @antoniovillanueva308
    @antoniovillanueva308 3 роки тому +2

    A video on the world's best spies, you could literally just make the whole thing up. Hell yes I would watch that.

  • @isaacwilson5284
    @isaacwilson5284 3 роки тому +39

    I want a T-shirt that says "Business Blaze: we don't get it either."

    • @jazzerzzz22
      @jazzerzzz22 3 роки тому +3

      Yes! The perfect Business Blaze shirt!

    • @IKMcGwee
      @IKMcGwee 3 роки тому +3

      Truely the greatest explanation of Business Blaze

    • @isaacwilson5284
      @isaacwilson5284 3 роки тому +1

      PLEASE MAKE THIS!!!

  • @sleedog11
    @sleedog11 3 роки тому +5

    So much blaze for one week I love it

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 3 роки тому +67

    The CIA cares a lot more about how many languages you can fluently speak than how many hours you spend on the range.

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 3 роки тому

      How would you know?

    • @carouselofagony3276
      @carouselofagony3276 3 роки тому +13

      @@melodyparker3485 can confirm took care of a (former, obviously) CIA agent when I worked hospice. Before Parkinsons took over. She knew twelve languages (one of her coworkers visited daily till the end and he was a brilliant man who knew seven.)

    • @unlocated7448
      @unlocated7448 3 роки тому +7

      @@melodyparker3485 can confirm too, I graduated uni with a degree in engineering and a Batchelor of letters - with a major in Russian and a minor of Mandarin, I was also registered as a certified translator of Chinese documents - it’s a VERY lucrative side hustle when you consider every Chinese person wanting to migrate or even conduct business needs documents officially translated, and all it really entails is me reading a document in one language and typing it into English, doesn’t take long and you can do it more or less in your own time from home.
      I got a job in engineering, and of course as part of that I had to travel to China for work, we were taking care of some machinery commissioning.
      Shortly after I received several unsolicited offers for ‘government’ employment, I went to two, but knew what was up. ‘So, you hold an engineering degree, tell me about your level of understanding of mandarin’ ‘how many characters do you recognise? Do you ever need to look up meanings?’
      I saw where this was going and turned them down.

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 3 роки тому +8

      @@unlocated7448 ALLEGEDLY.

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 3 роки тому +1

      It depends on what you’re applying for. The CIA is more than just “spies.”

  • @marcusjay8103
    @marcusjay8103 3 роки тому +1

    I love how honest you are Simon.
    'I'll be honest, I don't even know what any of these books are! They are just there for decoration'

  • @miquelmoorrees6010
    @miquelmoorrees6010 3 роки тому +3

    This is my favourite channel on UA-cam. why this channel hasn't got a million subs idk.

  • @evilwelshman
    @evilwelshman 3 роки тому +12

    "Hard pass. I'm not that patriotic." Of course, that's what a successful, incognito, ultra patriotic spy would say and want you to believe. 😎😎

  • @GXStream
    @GXStream 3 роки тому +6

    "absolutely nothing to do with business" has so far been working great from a viewer's perspective.

  • @MaleviahBurned
    @MaleviahBurned 3 роки тому +24

    hey simon, i have a request for today i found out.... why do popes change their name when they become pope?

  • @GeorgiaOverdrive
    @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 роки тому +2

    Shout out to Simon for actually interacting with the people in the comments! Absolute legend!

  • @TheFlizash
    @TheFlizash 3 роки тому +6

    I'm always recommending "Business Blaze" to people. I'm like "You have to listen to this guy Simon, he has all these UA-cam channels for pretty much everything, but the must see channel is "Business Blaze" (💋muah 💋 chef kiss motion)

  • @squidrobotgamesdesign7170
    @squidrobotgamesdesign7170 3 роки тому +5

    Looking forward to Blazies Awards, Simon. You *are* making them...right, fact boy?
    Don't avert your eyes!!

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 3 роки тому +8

    Wow business blaze has been uploaded so much recently!! I feel like we are spoiled children stuffed with the tastiest sweets!!

  • @gkid64
    @gkid64 3 роки тому +2

    I'm loving the frequency of these uploads

  • @Camhin1
    @Camhin1 3 роки тому +4

    "why didn't they just arrest him" it's called building evidence, you can't just charge someone with espionage and treason without evidence.

  • @TheQuickSilver101
    @TheQuickSilver101 3 роки тому +2

    Simon and Danny have got to be the only people who can make the Aldrich Ames story funny. Also, Business Blaze three days in a row? I suddenly feel spoiled.

  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 3 роки тому +57

    Last time I was this early, Gamestop was $4 a share.

  • @syntaxerror9994
    @syntaxerror9994 3 роки тому +2

    "Why Business Blaze?"
    Simon gives you the business, while you get blazed.
    Business Blaze

  • @marshallfuchs5175
    @marshallfuchs5175 3 роки тому +4

    “Editor: Johnny English” yea that’s def a spy name 😂😂😂

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 3 роки тому

    "Don't you go reading these books, Danny!" 🚫📚😂🤣
    I think that Danny's last chance to copy an escape plan from these books just went out the window. 🤣😂

  • @austins9742
    @austins9742 3 роки тому +8

    Just got done with college classes for the day, boss said he didn’t need me to come in to work today, Business Blaze just uploaded, AND ITS FRIDAY!!!!!

  • @thedarkonestaint6105
    @thedarkonestaint6105 3 роки тому +2

    3 business blazes in a row! Simon you're spoiling us!

  • @TheSJCieply
    @TheSJCieply 3 роки тому +7

    FYI, for the CIA, you can just fill out an application on their website.

    • @eliahabib5111
      @eliahabib5111 3 роки тому +1

      Same for MI6. But not DGSE apparently.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 3 роки тому +6

    Three in a row. Nice
    Also. HOLD THE LINE, DOGE!!!!!

  • @greenybird7132
    @greenybird7132 3 роки тому +6

    Whenever I hear about a mole in the CIA I always picture an actual mole that happens to work for the CIA

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 2 роки тому +1

      No, Moley from Wind in the Willows worked for MI6 until he accidentally killed the foreign secretary from Azerbaijan due to a miscommunication. That's why he was always so meek and twitchy!

  • @JustinWillisDevil240Z
    @JustinWillisDevil240Z 3 роки тому +1

    I cant help but to do the dust sprinkling meme motion at work when I have to sprinkle deicer over the walkways when it is below freezing.

  • @mr.starwars8863
    @mr.starwars8863 3 роки тому +5

    Everyday Business Blaze is what will change the world from what it is today and bring it into the future. This will change the universe.

  • @furyrage2011
    @furyrage2011 3 роки тому +1

    Boi Im just happy of these many videos of the blaze this often, helluvah good way to start the day.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +20

    Spying...
    Danny is certainly used to that from you since you watch him 24/7. Your glasses obviously have a Danny cam

  • @michaelboag8281
    @michaelboag8281 3 роки тому +1

    *Hacks Simon's smart watch - resting heartrate 100bpm.* Now putting all of Simon's videos through an analysis program to find the secret messages.

  • @C3misso
    @C3misso 3 роки тому +3

    Yeaaaahhhhhh boy.....the more you blaze the more we blaze !

  • @muddikissez22
    @muddikissez22 Рік тому

    Your reply to the complaint from the sponser is gold.

  • @quintoncarter2827
    @quintoncarter2827 3 роки тому +8

    Simon keeps saying he’s not a spy and how bad he’d be as a spy... makes me think he might be a spy

  • @No_longer_human911
    @No_longer_human911 2 роки тому

    Simon: "Like I get stressed out about like mundane shit. Being a spy would actually tear me apart."
    Me: "THATS JUST WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK."

  • @MeTaLISaWeSoMe95
    @MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 3 роки тому +4

    Best spies? Reddit and 4 chan. It's scary how quickly they can find someone and then ruin their lives...

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 роки тому +1

    5:00 - Chapter 1 - Not so secret millionaire
    14:55 - Mid roll ads
    18:10 - Chapter 2 - Hitler disco classics
    25:15 - Chapter 3 - Chapman Sleepover

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 3 роки тому +11

    Omg I'm late. 3 BB in 3 days 😻😻😻.
    Sponsors should know what they're getting into. An ad read that people who always skip ad reads will listen to and enjoy

  • @jasonwright1687
    @jasonwright1687 3 роки тому

    Great videos lately, Simon. All the channels, just freaking awesome.
    🤘🔥🤘
    Also, how lucky for Blinkist that they get a little Danny meta in their ad space.... That is always the much loved morsels of the blazed bird, like the meat around the wishbone in a turkey.

  • @ashishsb9075
    @ashishsb9075 3 роки тому +4

    Back to Back videos 🤯. I'd like to have what you're having for productivity

  • @zch7491
    @zch7491 3 роки тому +2

    Daily business blaze! We don’t need more channels Simon. We need more blaze!

  • @terryarmbruster7986
    @terryarmbruster7986 3 роки тому +15

    Clearly Simon was giving cover regarding not being a spy or a criminal. He's both 👍🤓

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 3 роки тому

      There's no such thing as a criminal. Some people are just creatively self employed. 🤣
      Except politicians. They're all criminals...

    • @keithklein4538
      @keithklein4538 3 роки тому +1

      Allegedly

  • @johnloman2098
    @johnloman2098 3 роки тому +1

    That's so funny I just had a natural diamond jewelry ad on a business Blaze video hahaha

  • @haiironezumi
    @haiironezumi 3 роки тому +6

    Simon: "I've definitely never ridden public transport without paying for a ticket in my life"
    What he means: "I would never travel with the hoi polloi. I just have my driver circle the block while I conduct my meetings"

  • @bateman2112
    @bateman2112 3 роки тому +2

    The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache.

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 3 роки тому

      "I like your shoelaces."

  • @PoeRacing
    @PoeRacing 3 роки тому +101

    Simon spends an AWFUL lot of time telling us why he's not a spy. Just sayin'

    • @carrotplox
      @carrotplox 3 роки тому +2

      my thoughts exactly

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +3

      And he keeps setting up new channels, like he is trying to convince someone he couldn't possibly have any free time.

    • @Andy-xt3mh
      @Andy-xt3mh 3 роки тому +1

      British guy living and working in continental Europe? Nothing to see here.

    • @suedenim
      @suedenim 3 роки тому

      USG's unwarranted faith in polygraph testing is a huge advantage for our adversaries.
      No spy has EVER been caught by one, but countless people have been harmed by false positives from a test with about as much of a scientific basis as dowsing.

  • @zafarsyed6437
    @zafarsyed6437 3 роки тому +1

    SIMON: "Have you never watched this channel"
    RAID SHADOW LEGENDS: "Uhhhhh.... Yeah, we watch it all the time... all of them... uhhh... all 3 of them?"
    SIMON: INFIDELS!!!

  • @OldJerzyDevil
    @OldJerzyDevil 3 роки тому +3

    John Smith over on Totters Lane, yeah I've heard of him. Didn't know he was a... OHHH.
    That explains a few things.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 3 роки тому +2

    Loved the end credits!
    CHEF'S KISS!

  • @guardsmanom134
    @guardsmanom134 3 роки тому +8

    Simon: What do you do?
    Me: I'm a UA-camr
    Simon: no. What do you do for money?
    Me: I'm a UA-cam Origionator.

  • @dessny9376
    @dessny9376 3 роки тому +1

    True story. I had a layover in Moscow. A weirdo with only a gun bag as his carry on was seated next to me on the plane and was drunk before I got there. He spoke incessantly about how everyone needed to die all the way to the states, while accusing me of being a spy.

  • @Adam-BrG
    @Adam-BrG 3 роки тому +113

    Hello, future me who re-watches this video in a time of boredom. Hello.

    • @BlackWave54
      @BlackWave54 3 роки тому +6

      Fuck future Adam, you’re cool tho

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 3 роки тому +5

      I probably rewatch every Blaze twice a year.

    • @aleksandarmarre7878
      @aleksandarmarre7878 3 роки тому +6

      Bro I literally fall asleep to the episodes I already seen I love it so much I constantly re watch it when I’m in bed

    • @MastaSmoke420
      @MastaSmoke420 3 роки тому +8

      Hey future me! You left that baggie underneath that old book bag in your closet... ENJOY!

    • @lekiscool
      @lekiscool 3 роки тому +2

      I hope future you and current you can return to this moment.

  • @serbianbro5322
    @serbianbro5322 3 роки тому +1

    This channel is like a secret treasure

  • @Lora2788
    @Lora2788 3 роки тому +3

    Blazing 3 days on the trot 👌

  • @chriservin5975
    @chriservin5975 3 роки тому +1

    THE LEGEND OF SIMON CONTINUES!!

  • @gerardlotzii6807
    @gerardlotzii6807 3 роки тому +3

    Best show on UA-cam!

  • @RevCode
    @RevCode 3 роки тому +2

    - Simon refuting many times that he is or could be a spy
    -- Simon is a spy!

  • @tahirali7500
    @tahirali7500 3 роки тому +4

    Simon should do a business blaze video about the situation with $gme and r/wallstreetbets

  • @cartoonkelly7924
    @cartoonkelly7924 3 роки тому +2

    I once got a fortune cookie that told me I was gonna get an ulcer because I was too stressed. I know it’s total BS like astrology but it was less than a week after someone posted a picture of a fortune cookie message that basically said “you’re gonna get cancer”. The fortune cookie writers are freaking brutal.

  • @sleedog11
    @sleedog11 3 роки тому +4

    We need Simon on hot ones!

  • @Triggerfinger98
    @Triggerfinger98 3 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love you uploads, you make some of the best content out there.
    I would like to recommend a video about the journey of the 2nd Pacific Fleet during the
    Russo-Japanese War, it is a clusterfuck of a trip that nearly lead to half of the developed world going to war with Russia and the insanity of several officers. It has nothing whatsoever to do with buissness, so it will fit right in here.

  • @TheKered1007
    @TheKered1007 3 роки тому +3

    Blazing three days in a row... Is Danny ok? Is he working harder in hopes of getting something special for his basement dungeon?

  • @joshts00
    @joshts00 3 роки тому +1

    By far my favorite show on UA-cam or TV or any other show anywhere ever.

  • @mikebar42
    @mikebar42 3 роки тому +3

    Sweet sweet prison toilet wine! Cheers mate! 🥴
    Tell them sponsors who's boss

  • @randomkai3303
    @randomkai3303 3 роки тому

    I like how laid back these vids feel it’s nice this day an age

  • @everythingisinfinite4602
    @everythingisinfinite4602 3 роки тому +3

    Simon trying to convince us he's not a spy? Hmmmmm very suspicious 🤔

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0
    @DustinRodriguez1_0 3 роки тому

    I read a book about Aldritch Aimes a long time ago. As I remember it, his family had been involved in government service when he was a kid, he was super into it, a "true believer" in the CIA cause, became a spook, raised the ranks, and eventually didn't just get transferred to the Soviet division, he was the HEAD of the intelligence unit about the USSR. When Reagan became president, as is standard practice, he was asked to summarize the situation and write up a big report about what his unit knew about the USSR. He wrote the report, saying there were more CIA agents in Moscow than there were KGB, that the USSR was basically bankrupt and a total paper tiger that tried to project strength while really being no threat. That was an honest assessment of the situation at the time. The director of the CIA sent the report back to him and said "Reagan wants an enemy, and we're going to give him one." That pretty much destroyed Aimes. He realized it was corrupt at the top and just political chicanery and all the 'protecting US interests' stuff was just marketing. At that point, he realized he had wasted his life, done all kinds of terrible things (the CIA gets leverage on people primarily by manufacturing situations where people will cheat on their spouse or do drugs or do basically anything that person would be ashamed of enough they can be blackmailed with it) and all the justifications he had were BS, and just went full double-agent. Walked himself right into the Russian embassy and was like "hey, I'm the head of the USSR division at the CIA and I want to sell secrets" and he operated for years before they caught him.
    Corrupt organizations really like true believers in the cause.... but they often become a problem if they figure out it's bullshit. That's who becomes whistleblowers, double agents, etc. And yeah, you shouldn't be surprised by the incompetence of the CIA. They're just people like anybody else. They just lie like they breathe, have no moral compass (read about the fake vaccination programs they ran just to get DNA and intel about Bin Ladens driver... that program has gotten dozens of innocent doctors murdered and is the primary reason polio wasn't eradicated several years ago and instead is on the rise again), and operate as an international criminal cartel with no oversight. Just look at all the really large international events that caught them entirely by surprise. When the USSR went bankrupt? They were saying they were a huge danger just weeks before it finally crumbled in total bankruptcy. Arab Spring? Fall of the Berlin wall? There's a long list of things that are literally their only job to know are happening and it surprises them every time. They are very active around the globe consistently propping up dictators and fighting against democratic movements. They're the worlds most organized and active enemy of democracy. Their justification seems to be that it is easier to keep track of and manipulate dictators to favor American and allied nations companies for contracts and such, while democratic governments tend to favor their own people. Pretty disgusting.