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"In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel."
@@mikebar42 depends there are multiple agencies FBI is internal but mainly works on criminal cases CIA is pretty much external NSA is kinda in between the fbi and cia so they also do internal stuff but only if it’s a security threat to the us. And also don’t forget all the specialized organizations like the ones that serve the military branches, the nro, or the tfi among others. Basically other than the cia I think any of them can do internal espionage At this point Facebook is its own internet nation. Google too.
@@WhiteCamry Don't know how PASSIVE his aggression was. Seemed pretty in your face to me! I'm not complaining, mind. Thought his comments on if they'd even WATCHED his stream was hilarious. And having him do a bit on worst spies...? Simon, loved your side comments on practically everything!
Pro tip: if you're a spy trying to undermine Prague, just ask any czech outside of the capital for help. They'll be delighted to aid in the downfall of the Great Snob Nest.
@@AndrewMitchell123 yeah, people nowadays have no issue giving away their personal information. As the quote goes, “if the product is free, then you are the product”. These internet giants have no ethical or moral issue with selling everybody’s data and that’s the loop we’re seeing nowadays,
Are you going to cover the GameStop Reddit stock story? I can already imagine the video title: Crazy Wall Street Stories. And it would include other weird stock market stories and tactics. There you go Simon, there’s a free video idea, send it to the basement ASAP.
If i had a product to sell, i would f***king love for this channel to sponser it. The way products are presented here with humor, i always remember them
@@devonlockwood1477 lol, my ad guy the other day 'Simon, do you have to make the ads 4 minutes long? It's getting ridiculous.' I'm not sure why he was complaining :D
I'm glad Simon is finally giving John Smith the recognition for the fine, fine work he did to stabilise the quickly deteriorating situation that nearly caused the second Sino-Khazak war, and saving all our lives and freedom. Thanks Simon, but more important, Thanks John Smith!
Simon being surprised at the level of crazy these people behave is hilarious! You literally talk about crazy peeps across multiple channels daily and still manage to be surprised and outraged. THIS is why I keep coming back!!😂😂
@Fender Player nice. I too am familiar with the effects of the golden gut gouger in teen years. Probably part of the reason i don't drink as an adult lol.
Ames's wife got a shorter sentence because of an American legal traditional called turning on your fellow criminal - AKA plea bargaining. And I remember it was the top news story for the day when they were arrested.
I thought it was usually used on good people who were being punished by stupid people for stupid reasons. My father once got court-martialed during a war because he was sleeping in short pants (not boxers) in a base, which was allowed for the record, but one day he was woken up early and told some superior officer got stuck on the way to their base which was located in enemy territory, and instead of changing into long pants, my father just left right away to save their butts. The stranded commander court-martialed him for not wearing the right pants and the judges promoted my father to a major to remove him from under the officer he saved.
@@melodyparker3485 can confirm took care of a (former, obviously) CIA agent when I worked hospice. Before Parkinsons took over. She knew twelve languages (one of her coworkers visited daily till the end and he was a brilliant man who knew seven.)
@@melodyparker3485 can confirm too, I graduated uni with a degree in engineering and a Batchelor of letters - with a major in Russian and a minor of Mandarin, I was also registered as a certified translator of Chinese documents - it’s a VERY lucrative side hustle when you consider every Chinese person wanting to migrate or even conduct business needs documents officially translated, and all it really entails is me reading a document in one language and typing it into English, doesn’t take long and you can do it more or less in your own time from home. I got a job in engineering, and of course as part of that I had to travel to China for work, we were taking care of some machinery commissioning. Shortly after I received several unsolicited offers for ‘government’ employment, I went to two, but knew what was up. ‘So, you hold an engineering degree, tell me about your level of understanding of mandarin’ ‘how many characters do you recognise? Do you ever need to look up meanings?’ I saw where this was going and turned them down.
I'm always recommending "Business Blaze" to people. I'm like "You have to listen to this guy Simon, he has all these UA-cam channels for pretty much everything, but the must see channel is "Business Blaze" (💋muah 💋 chef kiss motion)
Simon and Danny have got to be the only people who can make the Aldrich Ames story funny. Also, Business Blaze three days in a row? I suddenly feel spoiled.
Just got done with college classes for the day, boss said he didn’t need me to come in to work today, Business Blaze just uploaded, AND ITS FRIDAY!!!!!
No, Moley from Wind in the Willows worked for MI6 until he accidentally killed the foreign secretary from Azerbaijan due to a miscommunication. That's why he was always so meek and twitchy!
Omg I'm late. 3 BB in 3 days 😻😻😻. Sponsors should know what they're getting into. An ad read that people who always skip ad reads will listen to and enjoy
Great videos lately, Simon. All the channels, just freaking awesome. 🤘🔥🤘 Also, how lucky for Blinkist that they get a little Danny meta in their ad space.... That is always the much loved morsels of the blazed bird, like the meat around the wishbone in a turkey.
Simon: "I've definitely never ridden public transport without paying for a ticket in my life" What he means: "I would never travel with the hoi polloi. I just have my driver circle the block while I conduct my meetings"
USG's unwarranted faith in polygraph testing is a huge advantage for our adversaries. No spy has EVER been caught by one, but countless people have been harmed by false positives from a test with about as much of a scientific basis as dowsing.
SIMON: "Have you never watched this channel" RAID SHADOW LEGENDS: "Uhhhhh.... Yeah, we watch it all the time... all of them... uhhh... all 3 of them?" SIMON: INFIDELS!!!
True story. I had a layover in Moscow. A weirdo with only a gun bag as his carry on was seated next to me on the plane and was drunk before I got there. He spoke incessantly about how everyone needed to die all the way to the states, while accusing me of being a spy.
I once got a fortune cookie that told me I was gonna get an ulcer because I was too stressed. I know it’s total BS like astrology but it was less than a week after someone posted a picture of a fortune cookie message that basically said “you’re gonna get cancer”. The fortune cookie writers are freaking brutal.
I absolutely love you uploads, you make some of the best content out there. I would like to recommend a video about the journey of the 2nd Pacific Fleet during the Russo-Japanese War, it is a clusterfuck of a trip that nearly lead to half of the developed world going to war with Russia and the insanity of several officers. It has nothing whatsoever to do with buissness, so it will fit right in here.
I read a book about Aldritch Aimes a long time ago. As I remember it, his family had been involved in government service when he was a kid, he was super into it, a "true believer" in the CIA cause, became a spook, raised the ranks, and eventually didn't just get transferred to the Soviet division, he was the HEAD of the intelligence unit about the USSR. When Reagan became president, as is standard practice, he was asked to summarize the situation and write up a big report about what his unit knew about the USSR. He wrote the report, saying there were more CIA agents in Moscow than there were KGB, that the USSR was basically bankrupt and a total paper tiger that tried to project strength while really being no threat. That was an honest assessment of the situation at the time. The director of the CIA sent the report back to him and said "Reagan wants an enemy, and we're going to give him one." That pretty much destroyed Aimes. He realized it was corrupt at the top and just political chicanery and all the 'protecting US interests' stuff was just marketing. At that point, he realized he had wasted his life, done all kinds of terrible things (the CIA gets leverage on people primarily by manufacturing situations where people will cheat on their spouse or do drugs or do basically anything that person would be ashamed of enough they can be blackmailed with it) and all the justifications he had were BS, and just went full double-agent. Walked himself right into the Russian embassy and was like "hey, I'm the head of the USSR division at the CIA and I want to sell secrets" and he operated for years before they caught him. Corrupt organizations really like true believers in the cause.... but they often become a problem if they figure out it's bullshit. That's who becomes whistleblowers, double agents, etc. And yeah, you shouldn't be surprised by the incompetence of the CIA. They're just people like anybody else. They just lie like they breathe, have no moral compass (read about the fake vaccination programs they ran just to get DNA and intel about Bin Ladens driver... that program has gotten dozens of innocent doctors murdered and is the primary reason polio wasn't eradicated several years ago and instead is on the rise again), and operate as an international criminal cartel with no oversight. Just look at all the really large international events that caught them entirely by surprise. When the USSR went bankrupt? They were saying they were a huge danger just weeks before it finally crumbled in total bankruptcy. Arab Spring? Fall of the Berlin wall? There's a long list of things that are literally their only job to know are happening and it surprises them every time. They are very active around the globe consistently propping up dictators and fighting against democratic movements. They're the worlds most organized and active enemy of democracy. Their justification seems to be that it is easier to keep track of and manipulate dictators to favor American and allied nations companies for contracts and such, while democratic governments tend to favor their own people. Pretty disgusting.
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Ok Business Daddy
"In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel."
"The first 100 people"
aka
I am nobody
RIP Simon
I know you might think FBI is American domestic spies but it's more likely Google and Facebook...
Oops,.did I say that out loud 🤐
@@mikebar42 depends there are multiple agencies
FBI is internal but mainly works on criminal cases
CIA is pretty much external
NSA is kinda in between the fbi and cia so they also do internal stuff but only if it’s a security threat to the us.
And also don’t forget all the specialized organizations like the ones that serve the military branches, the nro, or the tfi among others.
Basically other than the cia I think any of them can do internal espionage
At this point Facebook is its own internet nation. Google too.
In the Danny Biographic, we learn about Danny's work for MI6, and how he ends up ended up in a basement gulag in Eastern Europe.
I like Christmas Europe better..
@@Dreju78 Good catch
This is my favorite comment and YES PLEASE BUSINESS BLAZE DANNY
Danny doesn't live in the cellar.
His grandma was Anne Frank,shhhhh.
@@chrisknee8736 Not good
Blinkist: "We didn't like your advert"
Simon: "Don't let me interrupt your search for someone who gives a shit"
LEGEND
Gotta luv that passive aggression.
@@WhiteCamry Its my fave.
🤣🤣🤣
@@WhiteCamry
Don't know how PASSIVE his aggression was. Seemed pretty in your face to me!
I'm not complaining, mind. Thought his comments on if they'd even WATCHED his stream was hilarious. And having him do a bit on worst spies...?
Simon, loved your side comments on practically everything!
@@brainblaze6526 Fucking LEGEND!
Simon, a Brit living in another country, posing as a UA-camr with 2 underlings locked in his basement, sounds like a secret spy to me.
ALLEGEDLY.
It would explain why customs turn a blind eye to his cocaine smuggling.
@@TheRatsintheWalls That’s his cover, he’s a double agent, who would expect him to be a spy. If he is he already fooled you and me.
@@TheRatsintheWalls The Brits are planning to steal the beer
Pro tip: if you're a spy trying to undermine Prague, just ask any czech outside of the capital for help. They'll be delighted to aid in the downfall of the Great Snob Nest.
"glad I'm not a spy"
Things a spy would say
;)
I came here to say this.
3 days of blaze in a row? And I thought finding a bag in my cupboard was about as good as today was going to get. Hell yeah.
A bag of what? Allegedly?
A bag of columbian money no doubt. Allegedly.
Man, Danny is really getting over worked lately. Wonder when he last ate.
Revealing the nature of said bag would be detrimental to my health... Allegedly.
Love it when I find bags 🥴🤡🤪
Quick, someone take the clip of Simon saying “Aquarius bleh!” and use it as a reaction gif out of context. He’ll love that.
Let's not forget the world's greatest and most dangerous spy;
Sterling Archer.
Barry Dillon though, is the worst spy ever.
I see you are a man of culture. 👍🏻
He was the only reason I had Netflix.
You want spies? That’s how you get spies!
Dangerzone!
"Sorry. I was picturing whore island."
Simon: all my spy knowledge comes from moves."
Also Simon: "I have never seen that movie."
Me: "so, you know nothing of spies?"
Exactly what a spy would say!
-____·
Beginning with they’re called Intelligence officers, not spies. Spies are the people intelligence officers recruit to get information.
HA!
Theory: Simon uploads a ton of business blaze content to balance the loss he will make on Biographic's next video: The Dubious Story of Danny Salter
I'll be pissed if he doesn't! 🤣
Your giving away the plan! 🤫
You make a horrible spy 🧐
@@mikebar42 i'm working for the DPRK so it comes with the territory i guess
@@TheColasaufer deer park?
@@mikebar42 Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea..we are very democratic, republican, we have people and yes, even deer
Simon: "I'm glad I'm not a spy. Being a spy would actually tear me apart!"
MI6: "Stop trying to oversell it!!!!!"
Simon: "...fine vintage memes." Me: LOL every single time.
Bcuz vintage memes from 2008-2015 were the bestest. Allegedly.
😆😆
Just fine?
Aldrich Ames is actually a pretty great spy considering how much damage he did and how long it took to catch him.
true
@@brainblaze6526 Either that or the FBI/CIA are really crap at finding spies
Of course he'd be from WI, where what the rest of the world calls "hard drinking" is called "Wednesday".
Not for nothing didn't they put Aldrich Aimes in charge of finding the mole?
What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes?
Sneakers
Or Hush puppies.
That joke needs to be embargoed.
Have you ever seen.those no sneakers signs? They are hilarious
Crocks 🐊
I thought they were shoe phones.
>Simon telling everyone he couldn't be a spy.
>He's a spy.
“Being a spy would actually tear me apart” OR SO YOU’D LIKE US TO BELIEVE
Right? Me thinks thou doust protest too much, Whistler 🤔
Also, "You're tearing me apart Lisa!!!!!"
That’s what he wants you to think
@@Fight4Faulkner very noice xD that reference lol
Simon: "It cant be that hard can it....."
*Next Day*
Gov Agent at the door: Mr. Whistler we would like to have a word.
"It's cool! I said 'allegedly'!! What's with the bag and handcuffs?"
😂😂😂😂😂
World's Best Spies: social media companies!
Does Google qualify as social media?
Because nobody knows me better than Google.
They know me better than I know myself...
TikTok is the best communist spy since the Cold War.
@@badluck5647 ALLEGEDLY
meh not really, we know they are spying on us, but then again bcs we are lazy we don't do much about it, so I guess so it seems lol
@@AndrewMitchell123 yeah, people nowadays have no issue giving away their personal information. As the quote goes, “if the product is free, then you are the product”. These internet giants have no ethical or moral issue with selling everybody’s data and that’s the loop we’re seeing nowadays,
Are you going to cover the GameStop Reddit stock story? I can already imagine the video title: Crazy Wall Street Stories. And it would include other weird stock market stories and tactics. There you go Simon, there’s a free video idea, send it to the basement ASAP.
I think I’d rather Simon do a retrospective on it when it’s over, or at least mostly over.
What's the GameStop story? I missed that 1 apparently
@@mikebar42 Some people on Reddit decided to bankrupt a hedge fund.
@@mikebar42 Google Gamestop. I would be amazed if the story doesn't come up.
“Send it to the basement!” 😂😂😂
Simon: I am not a spy.
.. That is what a spy would say. We are on to you.
"You spent 23 years in prison, didn't that dry you out!?"
Simon has apparently never heard of toilet wine...
So Did I... Is that urine?
I think he assumed they would put him in a program to sober up and not that he wouldn't have access to alcohol in prison.
@@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 No, they make wine out of toiler water
@@XillyWonka prison hooch lol taste like paint thinner with a hint of orange peels
@@davidringle7 sounds like a romantic night out
I love how upset Simon sounded when Rosario's expenses were not cocaine lol. He was so let down
always a let down when that happens
The last chapter in the Art of War is devoted to explaining how to select and employ your spies.
Ahhhhhh, Business Blaze is like a cool soothing balm poured over my blistered soul.
If i had a product to sell, i would f***king love for this channel to sponser it. The way products are presented here with humor, i always remember them
Ya, the sponsors sure get their money's worth with Simon.
"We love your unique style! Could you please read this carefully prepared advert the same way everyone else does? Kthanksbye!"
This channel, fact fiend with Karl Smallwood and internet historian. My favorite three channels for advertising.
Internet historian is in a league of his own
@@devonlockwood1477 lol, my ad guy the other day 'Simon, do you have to make the ads 4 minutes long? It's getting ridiculous.'
I'm not sure why he was complaining :D
I'm glad Simon is finally giving John Smith the recognition for the fine, fine work he did to stabilise the quickly deteriorating situation that nearly caused the second Sino-Khazak war, and saving all our lives and freedom. Thanks Simon, but more important, Thanks John Smith!
3 blazes on the trot, what a time to be alive
Simon being surprised at the level of crazy these people behave is hilarious! You literally talk about crazy peeps across multiple channels daily and still manage to be surprised and outraged. THIS is why I keep coming back!!😂😂
There’s Simon, blazing a new stylish trend with that collar on the blazer.
I had no idea he was a leading hipster.
@@cuttwice3905 the beard and glasses weren't a big enough hint? a thats missing is a man bun 😂
@@rach_laze If I could have hair I would have a man bun.
And I would feel such deep shame about it.
My day is much better now the blaze is on! Simon,Danny and Sam you certified legends! Never miss a blaze video! 🙏😃
Everyone, Simon has recaptured Danny and Sam! So we should keep getting the proper number of Blazes each week from now on!
@Fender Player ^New nickname for Simon? "Simoninamin" kinda rolls off the tongue lol.
@Fender Player nice. I too am familiar with the effects of the golden gut gouger in teen years. Probably part of the reason i don't drink as an adult lol.
2 Buisiness Blaze videos in 2 days!?!? Danny must have gotten an extra bucket of fish heads to have cranked them out this fast.
3 in three days.
An extra bucket of FISH!!! YESSS! SEAWORLD STYLE.
Oh damn you're right. I forgot one. It's madness I tell you. MADNESS!!!!! And I love it.
Ames's wife got a shorter sentence because of an American legal traditional called turning on your fellow criminal - AKA plea bargaining. And I remember it was the top news story for the day when they were arrested.
There's a lot of federal institutions in the US that use promotion as a way to make someone irrelevant or keep them out of the loop.
I thought it was usually used on good people who were being punished by stupid people for stupid reasons. My father once got court-martialed during a war because he was sleeping in short pants (not boxers) in a base, which was allowed for the record, but one day he was woken up early and told some superior officer got stuck on the way to their base which was located in enemy territory, and instead of changing into long pants, my father just left right away to save their butts. The stranded commander court-martialed him for not wearing the right pants and the judges promoted my father to a major to remove him from under the officer he saved.
Explains those with megafailures in Hollywood being promoted upwards.
A video on the world's best spies, you could literally just make the whole thing up. Hell yes I would watch that.
I want a T-shirt that says "Business Blaze: we don't get it either."
Yes! The perfect Business Blaze shirt!
Truely the greatest explanation of Business Blaze
PLEASE MAKE THIS!!!
So much blaze for one week I love it
The CIA cares a lot more about how many languages you can fluently speak than how many hours you spend on the range.
How would you know?
@@melodyparker3485 can confirm took care of a (former, obviously) CIA agent when I worked hospice. Before Parkinsons took over. She knew twelve languages (one of her coworkers visited daily till the end and he was a brilliant man who knew seven.)
@@melodyparker3485 can confirm too, I graduated uni with a degree in engineering and a Batchelor of letters - with a major in Russian and a minor of Mandarin, I was also registered as a certified translator of Chinese documents - it’s a VERY lucrative side hustle when you consider every Chinese person wanting to migrate or even conduct business needs documents officially translated, and all it really entails is me reading a document in one language and typing it into English, doesn’t take long and you can do it more or less in your own time from home.
I got a job in engineering, and of course as part of that I had to travel to China for work, we were taking care of some machinery commissioning.
Shortly after I received several unsolicited offers for ‘government’ employment, I went to two, but knew what was up. ‘So, you hold an engineering degree, tell me about your level of understanding of mandarin’ ‘how many characters do you recognise? Do you ever need to look up meanings?’
I saw where this was going and turned them down.
@@unlocated7448 ALLEGEDLY.
It depends on what you’re applying for. The CIA is more than just “spies.”
I love how honest you are Simon.
'I'll be honest, I don't even know what any of these books are! They are just there for decoration'
This is my favourite channel on UA-cam. why this channel hasn't got a million subs idk.
"Hard pass. I'm not that patriotic." Of course, that's what a successful, incognito, ultra patriotic spy would say and want you to believe. 😎😎
Must be why he has moved around so much.
"absolutely nothing to do with business" has so far been working great from a viewer's perspective.
hey simon, i have a request for today i found out.... why do popes change their name when they become pope?
Tell me the facts fact boi
'Cause they want their name (or the saint they changed their name after) as their patron to guide them?
So kids parents can’t find them after ....
They were bored with the first name.
YOU'RE WELCOME
Shout out to Simon for actually interacting with the people in the comments! Absolute legend!
I'm always recommending "Business Blaze" to people. I'm like "You have to listen to this guy Simon, he has all these UA-cam channels for pretty much everything, but the must see channel is "Business Blaze" (💋muah 💋 chef kiss motion)
Looking forward to Blazies Awards, Simon. You *are* making them...right, fact boy?
Don't avert your eyes!!
Wow business blaze has been uploaded so much recently!! I feel like we are spoiled children stuffed with the tastiest sweets!!
I'm loving the frequency of these uploads
"why didn't they just arrest him" it's called building evidence, you can't just charge someone with espionage and treason without evidence.
Simon and Danny have got to be the only people who can make the Aldrich Ames story funny. Also, Business Blaze three days in a row? I suddenly feel spoiled.
Last time I was this early, Gamestop was $4 a share.
"Why Business Blaze?"
Simon gives you the business, while you get blazed.
Business Blaze
“Editor: Johnny English” yea that’s def a spy name 😂😂😂
or Austin power
"Don't you go reading these books, Danny!" 🚫📚😂🤣
I think that Danny's last chance to copy an escape plan from these books just went out the window. 🤣😂
Just got done with college classes for the day, boss said he didn’t need me to come in to work today, Business Blaze just uploaded, AND ITS FRIDAY!!!!!
That’s a good day
Congrats!
jealous mate, cheers!
3 business blazes in a row! Simon you're spoiling us!
FYI, for the CIA, you can just fill out an application on their website.
Same for MI6. But not DGSE apparently.
Three in a row. Nice
Also. HOLD THE LINE, DOGE!!!!!
Whenever I hear about a mole in the CIA I always picture an actual mole that happens to work for the CIA
No, Moley from Wind in the Willows worked for MI6 until he accidentally killed the foreign secretary from Azerbaijan due to a miscommunication. That's why he was always so meek and twitchy!
I cant help but to do the dust sprinkling meme motion at work when I have to sprinkle deicer over the walkways when it is below freezing.
Everyday Business Blaze is what will change the world from what it is today and bring it into the future. This will change the universe.
Boi Im just happy of these many videos of the blaze this often, helluvah good way to start the day.
Spying...
Danny is certainly used to that from you since you watch him 24/7. Your glasses obviously have a Danny cam
*Hacks Simon's smart watch - resting heartrate 100bpm.* Now putting all of Simon's videos through an analysis program to find the secret messages.
Yeaaaahhhhhh boy.....the more you blaze the more we blaze !
Your reply to the complaint from the sponser is gold.
Simon keeps saying he’s not a spy and how bad he’d be as a spy... makes me think he might be a spy
Simon: "Like I get stressed out about like mundane shit. Being a spy would actually tear me apart."
Me: "THATS JUST WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK."
Best spies? Reddit and 4 chan. It's scary how quickly they can find someone and then ruin their lives...
Shia had already ruined his life.
5:00 - Chapter 1 - Not so secret millionaire
14:55 - Mid roll ads
18:10 - Chapter 2 - Hitler disco classics
25:15 - Chapter 3 - Chapman Sleepover
Omg I'm late. 3 BB in 3 days 😻😻😻.
Sponsors should know what they're getting into. An ad read that people who always skip ad reads will listen to and enjoy
Great videos lately, Simon. All the channels, just freaking awesome.
🤘🔥🤘
Also, how lucky for Blinkist that they get a little Danny meta in their ad space.... That is always the much loved morsels of the blazed bird, like the meat around the wishbone in a turkey.
Back to Back videos 🤯. I'd like to have what you're having for productivity
It's called cocaine. Allegedly.
@@JonneBackhaus with magic spoon?
@@ashishsb9075 yes. Allegedly.
Back to back to back.
Daily business blaze! We don’t need more channels Simon. We need more blaze!
Clearly Simon was giving cover regarding not being a spy or a criminal. He's both 👍🤓
There's no such thing as a criminal. Some people are just creatively self employed. 🤣
Except politicians. They're all criminals...
Allegedly
That's so funny I just had a natural diamond jewelry ad on a business Blaze video hahaha
Simon: "I've definitely never ridden public transport without paying for a ticket in my life"
What he means: "I would never travel with the hoi polloi. I just have my driver circle the block while I conduct my meetings"
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache.
"I like your shoelaces."
Simon spends an AWFUL lot of time telling us why he's not a spy. Just sayin'
my thoughts exactly
And he keeps setting up new channels, like he is trying to convince someone he couldn't possibly have any free time.
British guy living and working in continental Europe? Nothing to see here.
USG's unwarranted faith in polygraph testing is a huge advantage for our adversaries.
No spy has EVER been caught by one, but countless people have been harmed by false positives from a test with about as much of a scientific basis as dowsing.
SIMON: "Have you never watched this channel"
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS: "Uhhhhh.... Yeah, we watch it all the time... all of them... uhhh... all 3 of them?"
SIMON: INFIDELS!!!
John Smith over on Totters Lane, yeah I've heard of him. Didn't know he was a... OHHH.
That explains a few things.
Loved the end credits!
CHEF'S KISS!
Simon: What do you do?
Me: I'm a UA-camr
Simon: no. What do you do for money?
Me: I'm a UA-cam Origionator.
True story. I had a layover in Moscow. A weirdo with only a gun bag as his carry on was seated next to me on the plane and was drunk before I got there. He spoke incessantly about how everyone needed to die all the way to the states, while accusing me of being a spy.
Hello, future me who re-watches this video in a time of boredom. Hello.
Fuck future Adam, you’re cool tho
I probably rewatch every Blaze twice a year.
Bro I literally fall asleep to the episodes I already seen I love it so much I constantly re watch it when I’m in bed
Hey future me! You left that baggie underneath that old book bag in your closet... ENJOY!
I hope future you and current you can return to this moment.
This channel is like a secret treasure
Blazing 3 days on the trot 👌
THE LEGEND OF SIMON CONTINUES!!
Best show on UA-cam!
- Simon refuting many times that he is or could be a spy
-- Simon is a spy!
Simon should do a business blaze video about the situation with $gme and r/wallstreetbets
I once got a fortune cookie that told me I was gonna get an ulcer because I was too stressed. I know it’s total BS like astrology but it was less than a week after someone posted a picture of a fortune cookie message that basically said “you’re gonna get cancer”. The fortune cookie writers are freaking brutal.
We need Simon on hot ones!
I absolutely love you uploads, you make some of the best content out there.
I would like to recommend a video about the journey of the 2nd Pacific Fleet during the
Russo-Japanese War, it is a clusterfuck of a trip that nearly lead to half of the developed world going to war with Russia and the insanity of several officers. It has nothing whatsoever to do with buissness, so it will fit right in here.
Blazing three days in a row... Is Danny ok? Is he working harder in hopes of getting something special for his basement dungeon?
By far my favorite show on UA-cam or TV or any other show anywhere ever.
Sweet sweet prison toilet wine! Cheers mate! 🥴
Tell them sponsors who's boss
I like how laid back these vids feel it’s nice this day an age
Simon trying to convince us he's not a spy? Hmmmmm very suspicious 🤔
I read a book about Aldritch Aimes a long time ago. As I remember it, his family had been involved in government service when he was a kid, he was super into it, a "true believer" in the CIA cause, became a spook, raised the ranks, and eventually didn't just get transferred to the Soviet division, he was the HEAD of the intelligence unit about the USSR. When Reagan became president, as is standard practice, he was asked to summarize the situation and write up a big report about what his unit knew about the USSR. He wrote the report, saying there were more CIA agents in Moscow than there were KGB, that the USSR was basically bankrupt and a total paper tiger that tried to project strength while really being no threat. That was an honest assessment of the situation at the time. The director of the CIA sent the report back to him and said "Reagan wants an enemy, and we're going to give him one." That pretty much destroyed Aimes. He realized it was corrupt at the top and just political chicanery and all the 'protecting US interests' stuff was just marketing. At that point, he realized he had wasted his life, done all kinds of terrible things (the CIA gets leverage on people primarily by manufacturing situations where people will cheat on their spouse or do drugs or do basically anything that person would be ashamed of enough they can be blackmailed with it) and all the justifications he had were BS, and just went full double-agent. Walked himself right into the Russian embassy and was like "hey, I'm the head of the USSR division at the CIA and I want to sell secrets" and he operated for years before they caught him.
Corrupt organizations really like true believers in the cause.... but they often become a problem if they figure out it's bullshit. That's who becomes whistleblowers, double agents, etc. And yeah, you shouldn't be surprised by the incompetence of the CIA. They're just people like anybody else. They just lie like they breathe, have no moral compass (read about the fake vaccination programs they ran just to get DNA and intel about Bin Ladens driver... that program has gotten dozens of innocent doctors murdered and is the primary reason polio wasn't eradicated several years ago and instead is on the rise again), and operate as an international criminal cartel with no oversight. Just look at all the really large international events that caught them entirely by surprise. When the USSR went bankrupt? They were saying they were a huge danger just weeks before it finally crumbled in total bankruptcy. Arab Spring? Fall of the Berlin wall? There's a long list of things that are literally their only job to know are happening and it surprises them every time. They are very active around the globe consistently propping up dictators and fighting against democratic movements. They're the worlds most organized and active enemy of democracy. Their justification seems to be that it is easier to keep track of and manipulate dictators to favor American and allied nations companies for contracts and such, while democratic governments tend to favor their own people. Pretty disgusting.