Victor Grayson: The Scandalous Mystery of the Missing Politician

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  • @DannySalter
    @DannySalter 8 місяців тому +428

    I'd like to thank Victor Grayson for his invaluable help in researching this script.
    I'd also like to politely request that he hands over the negatives at the earliest possible opportunity.

    • @damiencouturee6240
      @damiencouturee6240 8 місяців тому +21

      Hey it's the you!

    • @TheNaldiin
      @TheNaldiin 8 місяців тому +10

      How old is the extortion material if there are actual photonegatives involved? Most things have a statute of limitations.

    • @Hillbilly001
      @Hillbilly001 8 місяців тому +13

      I'll bet he was a Lizard Overlord like Simon. Allegedly.

    • @fett713akamandodragon5
      @fett713akamandodragon5 8 місяців тому +8

      Danny, weekly blaze when? Also, someone should do a short episode about the Techno Viking, just for giggles.

    • @whoarewe7515
      @whoarewe7515 8 місяців тому

      ​@@fett713akamandodragon52nd to the techno Viking.

  • @JesseJoyce-cj2xg
    @JesseJoyce-cj2xg 8 місяців тому +319

    I’ve been missing your writing, Danny. In all honesty, every single video on every one of the channels you write for, I wait breathlessly to see if you wrote it. I know I’m not the only one.

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 8 місяців тому +97

      Thank you for the kind words Jesse, but I haven't been anywhere, I'm still here!
      At least I think I am. I'm beginning to have doubts now.

    • @WolfDreamer101
      @WolfDreamer101 8 місяців тому +18

      @@DannySalter😂

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 8 місяців тому +33

      @@DannySalter If you see a sign that says "You are here", you can rest easy. I'm sure Simon's dungeon is big enough to warrant a map.

    • @mebreevee
      @mebreevee 8 місяців тому +14

      @@DannySalterBy here, do you mean in the blazement?

    • @mugsbugsly2975
      @mugsbugsly2975 8 місяців тому +13

      @@DannySalter we’re always looking for you, Comrade Danny. You’ll never pull a Victor Grayson on us.

  • @bo7341
    @bo7341 8 місяців тому +52

    Simon's mispronunciation of Passchendale hurt my soul. Also, its wild that Grayson's story at Passchendale so closely mirrors that of Harry Patch, the last survivor of the battle, who likewise was the wounded lone survivor of an artillery shell hit.

    • @TheSnafs
      @TheSnafs 8 місяців тому +1

      Start your own chanel. With cartoons. Otherwise, ain't listenin.. cya

    • @Mererid
      @Mererid 8 місяців тому +7

      I, too, was hurt. Thank God they put it on the screen because my face was the mirror of the gif they put up trying to figure out what Simon was failing spectacularly to pronounce.

    • @891Henry
      @891Henry 5 місяців тому +6

      As a Canadian it hurts me as well. Note to Simon - it's passion-dale.

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 5 місяців тому

      ​@@TheSnafsthat doesn't mean anything because no one cares about your view. You are literally one person among 8 billion that nobody cares about

    • @edenelsworth591
      @edenelsworth591 4 місяці тому

      The word is channel. It's not perfume.

  • @stephenclemence4388
    @stephenclemence4388 8 місяців тому +145

    Tell any Australian about the missing politician, and we will be like, hold my beer. We lost a whole PM.

    • @juliamcwilliam
      @juliamcwilliam 8 місяців тому +40

      And named a pool after him when he drowned

    • @Kahrahnus
      @Kahrahnus 8 місяців тому +11

      Ye Olde Harold Holt lols

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick 8 місяців тому +7

      @@juliamcwilliam & the term for pissing off

    • @misfitr
      @misfitr 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@juliamcwilliam its not even a good pool, either!!

    • @Skobingo-f9s
      @Skobingo-f9s 7 місяців тому +5

      Russian submarine to disappear with his mistress or Aliens.

  • @jenniferbush41
    @jenniferbush41 8 місяців тому +74

    My grandmother & her twin sister were born in 1914 on a farm in Missouri. They were never given middle names because the doctor didn't think they would survive. They were about 2 lbs each. They were kept in a box or drawer under the wood burning stove to keep them warm. My great aunt lived to be 59 (she died before I was born) & my grandma died at 92 yo. Infant mortality was, unfortunately, so high back then!

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Місяць тому +3

      Well,if the vaccination programs are rolled back, get them drawers out again because we are going to have to get used to this all over..

    • @katharineeavan9705
      @katharineeavan9705 4 дні тому

      @@annemettefrederiksen7751 Those drawers were used presumably because there wasn't a NICU ward with a incubation unit handily available, so they did the best they could with available resources. Doesn't really have any link to the higher rates of disease.
      I'm mean, I'm not saying rate of infant mortality by disease wasn't higher, but there were a lot of other factors at play alongside lack of vaccination - Lack of nutrition, medical knowledge, medical access, hygiene (even in up to the mid 20th century in some respects), parental education, infection control information and resources, maternal care and recovery, and even safety regulations, along with the higher likelihood of air and sometimes water pollution (in industrial and mining towns), and neglect in large and/or poor families that didn't have the attention to spare around work and other care duties. I would hope that without vaccination programmes we'd still be at enough of a major advantage in the other respects that infant mortality wouldn't reach the same levels it was at in the past.

  • @anna9072
    @anna9072 8 місяців тому +131

    6:05 “why didn’t they just get married?” Well, you just said that dad was on the run from the British military, he probably didn’t want to put his real name down on any government documents, like, say, a marriage certificate.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Місяць тому +2

      And the marriage also had to be announced 4 times in those days in church so it would bring attention to them and his true background.

    • @anna9072
      @anna9072 Місяць тому

      @ Were they still requiring banns at that time? I’m hardly an expert on British law, but I would have thought that civil marriage would have been an option by the 20th century.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Місяць тому +1

      @anna9072 They did in the 20'in my country and we werent even catholic or english anglican of course ,but yes even in modern times until a civil union became legal ,it was required..Even today we have to send in a form of sorts telling the officials that hey,im free to marry and have no existing marriage and in 1900 this was the standard from what I have read and heard from old people back in the day

    • @katharineeavan9705
      @katharineeavan9705 4 дні тому +1

      @@anna9072 I'm not sure about whether or not it was legally required, but I think most (if not all) churches regardless of denomination required it, and if a civil marriage was an option then it probably would have had some other downsides regarding attracting attention or needing funds they didn't have or to go to a specific place to register it that may have been an expensive or risky trip in their circumstances.

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf 8 місяців тому +30

    30:45 note for American listeners here: in the UK, diary is NOT synonymous with journal; it's usage is more equivalent to the American planner, referring to a calendar of events and engagements that is in book form. He wasn't writing about it after the events in his journal; he was scheduling future activities in his planner.

  • @JeeVeeHaych
    @JeeVeeHaych 8 місяців тому +37

    When I find out it's a script from Danny, I automatically become even more intrigued and eager to watch.
    Hats off to you, dear Sir Salter 🎩

  • @lucyst8
    @lucyst8 8 місяців тому +82

    Excellent. I look forward to falling asleep to this and then getting to listen to it "properly" tomorrow... Possibly after a night of wild dreams depending on how insane Danny's script is. 🙈

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 8 місяців тому +5

      I always mean to do this, but I fear I forget to re-watch, thinking I have already seen it awake. Especially disappearance ones, because I don't remember names.

    • @sallyintucson
      @sallyintucson 8 місяців тому +4

      They’re my bedtime stories too.😂

    • @nwskier
      @nwskier 8 місяців тому +5

      100 % agree and can relate to this!

    • @abdulhamidozturk
      @abdulhamidozturk 8 місяців тому

      Samee

    • @gaylewalton1342
      @gaylewalton1342 8 місяців тому +2

      I did exactly that, this is my "proper" watch

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 8 місяців тому +29

    Danny’s dry humour is perfect for Simon’s delivery

    • @EShirako
      @EShirako 8 місяців тому +4

      Isn't it such an excellent pairing? I totally agree!

  • @bodan1196
    @bodan1196 8 місяців тому +60

    A man awoke from a brief nap. He turned to his friend sitting next to him and said:
    "Funny, I dreamt that was a member in parlament."
    Pausing to give him a look over, the friend replied: "But you are. We are in parlament now."

  • @templarw20
    @templarw20 8 місяців тому +71

    "He swam out to sea" is the new "Carbon monoxide."

    • @pioneercynthia1
      @pioneercynthia1 8 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 місяців тому +4

      Only in Australia, where prime minister Harold Holt went missing while swimming.
      They even named a pool in his honor.

    • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
      @AccidentallyOnPurpose 7 місяців тому +8

      @@HappyBeezerStudiosNaming a pool after someone who drowned is savage. 😂

    • @davescott7680
      @davescott7680 7 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@AccidentallyOnPurposeGot to love the dry humour of it.
      My other favourite Aussie fact. When the space station Skylab crashed in Western Australia, the local shire jokingly sent NASA a littering fine.

    • @MidniteSpectre
      @MidniteSpectre 6 місяців тому

      ​@@davescott7680dry humor? I see what you did there

  • @KindHappyLove
    @KindHappyLove 8 місяців тому +31

    I love how he just describes the RFK run without knowing he is doing so.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg 8 місяців тому

      And the Kanye West run. And the Jill Stein run. And the Andrew Yang run....that's why Republicans are so comfortable with Democrats being seen as "the bigger person", making it so Democrats can't just do it back themselves.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому +3

      I had the same reaction

    • @DarkBiCin
      @DarkBiCin 5 місяців тому

      Same

    • @whom382
      @whom382 5 місяців тому

      But the hilarious part is that it seems to be backfiring. RFK is pulling away Trump voters more.

  • @lockardco.4605
    @lockardco.4605 8 місяців тому +14

    I absolutely adore all things Simon and Danny’s exceptional writing skills but I always look forward to his editors sense of humor…brilliant as always😂

  • @pixiesouter9461
    @pixiesouter9461 8 місяців тому +12

    When I was voting for the first time I asked my mum how to decide who to vote for. She responded "you don't need to decide anything. We got SNP in this house" a common opinion held in Scotland. Really freaked her out when I actually did some research into the candidates and made an informed decision.

  • @cellochick42
    @cellochick42 8 місяців тому +24

    Whistleboy! Can someone more skilled than me make a supercut of every time you call someone a legend?? It always makes me smile and I'm not gonna rewatch a 3 hour long Casual Criminalist episode.......a THIRD time....just to find them 😂 I'm POSITIVE you have someone qualified locked in your basement....so slip them my request under the door please 😆

    • @davidhughes4089
      @davidhughes4089 8 місяців тому +4

      "It puts the legend in the video or else it gets the hose" Buffalo Bill style

  • @mynameiszakk
    @mynameiszakk 8 місяців тому +39

    Last time I was this early, Victor Grayson wasn’t missing

  • @TheNaldiin
    @TheNaldiin 8 місяців тому +47

    Simon working out the concept of a spoiler candidate in real time.

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady 8 місяців тому +4

      Kanye 2020 😎

    • @bo7341
      @bo7341 8 місяців тому +9

      Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. 2024......

    • @jessgunn6639
      @jessgunn6639 8 місяців тому +1

      Trump 2016! oh shit!

    • @TheNaldiin
      @TheNaldiin 8 місяців тому

      @jessgunn6639 I've heard the theory that the RNC wanted Jeb Bush and flooded the field with weaker candidates who they expected to get picked off primary by primary. Then Trump dropped Jeb early, and the smooth path they'd made became his lane. If true, it's a warning that the spoiler might win.

  • @dx5soundlabs939
    @dx5soundlabs939 8 місяців тому +15

    The 10% thing you mentioned is not only the exact means by which a 3rd party option typically gets demonized, but also the exact charge levied against Ross Perot when he ran in the 90s.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому +2

      It's also the driving force behind RFK Jr's current candidacy

  • @JBear87
    @JBear87 8 місяців тому +12

    In the US, a third party candidate that splits the vote and hands victory to the other side is known as a "spoiler candidate," and is unfortunately pretty common. That's why I'm all for ranked choice voting, which helps solve that problem.

  • @aw9307
    @aw9307 8 місяців тому +13

    “It’s probably highly illegal, but it sounds like a good idea”
    *Every weekend night out*

  • @jodi_kreiner
    @jodi_kreiner 8 місяців тому +11

    wow, I was starting to wonder if danny was still alive over there in the blazement… glad to see he hasn’t fallen victim to the questionable mushrooms growing in the corner!

  • @MeeraReads
    @MeeraReads 8 місяців тому +5

    Simon, your Parliament noises are the best thing you’ve done in a bit

  • @joseybryant7577
    @joseybryant7577 8 місяців тому +9

    To be fair, it is REALLY hard to just think someone is missing immediately. Especially if its like this case, where there's no obvious signs of struggle. 98% you just assume they're late or busy with other things

  • @TheEpicWolf64
    @TheEpicWolf64 8 місяців тому +3

    Hah, Danny asking for the floor. All you have is the floor, there is no furniture in the Blazement!

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 8 місяців тому +3

    Love your British Politics sarcasm Danny! It brings it down to brass tacks and no-one is exempt from corruption

  • @colinr1960
    @colinr1960 8 місяців тому +7

    “What? Women voting? They’re fine, decorative little things…like a teapot! But you wouldn’t let a teapot run the country, now would you?”
    The Goodies - 1970’s, sometime. What a great show. 😬😬😬

  • @RandomlyGeneratedUsername
    @RandomlyGeneratedUsername 8 місяців тому +17

    Only wealthy land-owning men being able to vote was pretty standard. In many countries the women's right to vote was in fact (near) universal suffrage where a majority of the men also got the right to vote for the first time. The history has just been politicized to the point where this is often forgotten.

  • @xessenceofinsanityx
    @xessenceofinsanityx 8 місяців тому +11

    The mention of Victor swimming out to sea makes me think of another politician who disappeared.
    Have you really not covered Harold Holt yet?
    We even named a pool after him!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 місяців тому +1

      Not just one pool. There is one in Melbourne, and another one on an australian military base in in Vietnam.
      The US even named a ship after him.

  • @urban_lioness
    @urban_lioness 3 місяці тому +2

    12:37
    shoutout to the editor, that was absolute perfection

  • @kevinstryker6440
    @kevinstryker6440 8 місяців тому +3

    Simon's new catch phase; God Day-um!

  • @Calmind92
    @Calmind92 8 місяців тому +11

    Used to work with a dude named Grayson Savage. Easily the coolest name in existence. My politics change depending on how ridiculously limited our two choices are.

  • @WildH10L
    @WildH10L 6 місяців тому

    Just wanna say, I love Danny's writing for this channel. Ilza (not sure if I spelled that right) does pretty good too but the way Danny builds the story, the details and the tiny side tangents (without overdoing them) is so, so good.

  • @Alvoamg
    @Alvoamg 8 місяців тому +3

    Really enjoyed this one, great stuff

  • @sonder122
    @sonder122 8 місяців тому +8

    About parliaments outside the UK. Well the NSW parliament is colloquially known as “the bear pit” and we had a prime minister (Paul Keeting) who’s acerbic wit was both feared and admired- depending on whether you were on the receiving end of it, for example one of his milder shots at an opposition party member reads: "I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman's hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness."

    • @Kahrahnus
      @Kahrahnus 8 місяців тому +3

      Didn’t he yell at unemployed “get a job?” Ba ha ha

    • @sonder122
      @sonder122 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Kahrahnus Yes he actually told protesting university students to go get a job, he could never claim to be very PC. Apparently Facebook has a Paul Keeting Insult Appreciation Society going, so that tells you something about the virtuosity of his verbal pyrotechnics. Also remember this man left school at 15. He has no university education at all.

  • @lifeasrini
    @lifeasrini 8 місяців тому +2

    14:31 Simon just casually describing RFK Jnr without realising it has me in stitches...

  • @loc978
    @loc978 8 місяців тому +7

    Hey, we have MPs in the US too. It's just what we call military police.
    Also, while describing the spoiler effect, you described the Green, Progressive, Constitutionalist, and Libertarian parties in the US.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому

      The idea that every 3rd party candidate is simply a spoiler also happens to be extremely useful for the two major parties.

  • @carolinecarruthers7415
    @carolinecarruthers7415 8 місяців тому +8

    Oooh! Just in time for bedtime!

  • @Mr12BS
    @Mr12BS 7 місяців тому +1

    A Montey Gregory deep dive would be a good topic... maybe a light hearted Casual Criminalist?

  • @matthewsteigauf470
    @matthewsteigauf470 8 місяців тому +3

    14:56 I love that Simon independently develops the concept of Spoiler Candidates. It be CRAZY if that was legal, right guys?

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому +1

      It's actually not legal, not in the USA anyway. It's just incredibly difficult to prove that someone is backing a spoiler candidate explicitly so that they'll spoil instead of being a genuine supporter.

    • @Carvania
      @Carvania 5 місяців тому +1

      Rfk anyone?

  • @lilmissmoose1
    @lilmissmoose1 8 місяців тому +80

    Posted 52 seconds ago? Don't mind if I do

    • @lispererasmrstories2051
      @lispererasmrstories2051 8 місяців тому +3

      9 min for me but same reaction

    • @homeland1128
      @homeland1128 8 місяців тому +3

      Finally this meme comment without the annoying unoriginally repeated "bro fell off" ending

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 8 місяців тому +1

      Lol, we got the real lads in this thread

    • @batmanpancake96
      @batmanpancake96 8 місяців тому +1

      😂 for real

    • @cjbpker
      @cjbpker 8 місяців тому

      7hkk 😅😅m😮😮😅😅😅hu🎉

  • @MeeraReads
    @MeeraReads 8 місяців тому +3

    YES! I’ve been hoping for a Dany episode, so stoked

  • @riaclerica
    @riaclerica 8 місяців тому +3

    “‘Settled in Kent.’ That’s where I’m from.” Ahh. So Simon is the great-grandson of Victor Grayson and he’s just keeping the mystery going.

  • @Khaldryn
    @Khaldryn 8 місяців тому +2

    Victor's life would make a great movie!

  • @MrGozer23
    @MrGozer23 8 місяців тому +21

    Not naming your child or getting a birth certificate until the child survived for a bit was done alot in Christian churches throughout the ages and the Irish were known to do it quite a bit. I think a birth certificate cost money so the parents wanted it to be "money well spent". Even in the 1800s child mortality was high, so having kids was almost a form of gambling. Still is too.

    • @ImWearingPantsNow
      @ImWearingPantsNow 8 місяців тому +7

      Mine didn't get names or birth certificates until they graduated from college. Made enrollment in school difficult, but I didn't want to take my chances...

    • @liamevans7661
      @liamevans7661 8 місяців тому +3

      It wasn’t uncommon in other cultures, too, iirc. I think this kinda plays out in others where a person’s name changes with them over their lifetime also.

    • @lawrencelopez9839
      @lawrencelopez9839 8 місяців тому

      my cousin didn't get a birth certificate until she was getting married

    • @hanisk2
      @hanisk2 8 місяців тому +3

      People who have children nowadays are living out a completely selfish fantasy of having a family… because there’s no way you could look at the world as it is and say oh yeah I’ll bring children into this shit show.

    • @haleyguthrie3113
      @haleyguthrie3113 8 місяців тому +5

      Our ancestors were weird with birthing in a way at 1st glance. Everywhere it seems. But my native american tribe (along with many others) practiced a type of 4th trimester. Or a father's birthing cycle perhaps.
      Our ppl are matriarchal, women had quite a few rights. And all lands and titles were passed through the mothers line.
      After giving birth, the father is required to literally tie the baby to himself for weeks, only removing baby to change and clean, then for feeding. It is suppose to help mom whilst recovering and then aid in bonding between father and son. Only after this period is complete can the baby be named. Father's pick. Then after puberty and the teen child has began forming his personality, we were renamed again. Some tribes renamed over the whole lifespan. Which is why we introduce our parents names, where we are from and where we live now. All without even giving our own names. Crazy

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 8 місяців тому +2

    4:45 - Chapter 1 - Children of the revolution
    40:20 - Chapter 2 - Honour among thieves
    1:05:10 - Chapter 3 - Seeds of doubt
    1:14:45 - Chapter 4 - I see dead people

  • @guntercouvreur6786
    @guntercouvreur6786 8 місяців тому +3

    Love how Simon makes Passchendale sound like some tropical place, while it's litterally just oversees in Belgium.
    Pronunciation wise I think you get close with 'Passion d-ale'.

  • @jacksonstarky8288
    @jacksonstarky8288 6 місяців тому +1

    Listening to this again and thinking that the author and editor of 'Labour's Lost Leader' missed a brilliant opportunity to get Shakespearean and title the book 'Labour's Lost Love'... but maybe that's just me... and after learning about the book's later title change, it might be for the best, although the position taken by Jeremy Corbin definitely makes me more curious.
    More generally, I'm loving Danny's writing for both this channel and The Casual Criminalist.

  • @xX30590robertXx
    @xX30590robertXx 8 місяців тому +3

    “This doesn’t sound like a conspiracy, it sounds like a conspiracy” - words of wisdom from our lord and savior Simon

  • @wisdomsleuth77777
    @wisdomsleuth77777 7 місяців тому +2

    A great mini-series is Boardwalk Empire talking about the prohibition era here in the political incentives that the man had to say he was for prohibition yet it was how he made more money when it was illegal

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 8 місяців тому +1

    "Oh he just switched to scamming!" Cute to hear Simon the sweet summer child discover this [chef's kiss] 😂

  • @ashleybowles7732
    @ashleybowles7732 8 місяців тому +4

    Anyone else thought about thought about Due South when Simon tried to say Passchenele.

  • @wisdomsleuth77777
    @wisdomsleuth77777 7 місяців тому +2

    Proof history repeats itself and that you should learn from prior mistakes

  • @EmeraldCityVideo
    @EmeraldCityVideo 8 місяців тому +2

    It doesn’t strike me as unlikely that Churchill ordered an investigation after having been told he might be a blood relative - not to hide or destroy it but just to see if he could put the issue to bed once and for all.

  • @chrisberry6036
    @chrisberry6036 8 місяців тому +2

    Was hoping to have something to listen to on my road trip and the God King Simon answered!

  • @davidhughes4089
    @davidhughes4089 8 місяців тому +3

    Just started watching this and i wonder how long before Simon realises this is a thinly veiled call by Dave for greater rights for his writers 😂

  • @justinboyett8843
    @justinboyett8843 8 місяців тому +2

    26:55 Please do NOT contribute to the idea that SOCIALIST and COMMUNISTS are the same.
    Of course Lenin disliked him, he imprisoned every meaningful Socialist in Russia.

  • @foxtailedcritter
    @foxtailedcritter 8 місяців тому +4

    One time our Prime minster of Australia just disappeared after going for a swim at a beach and we also named a pool after him. No I'm not making this up. Happened in Australia.

  • @thedeadgentleman3188
    @thedeadgentleman3188 8 місяців тому +5

    Danny is to Simon what John Williams is to Steven Spielberg

  • @kalielasmith1109
    @kalielasmith1109 8 місяців тому +4

    As an Australian, I'm surprised to learn that compulsory voting isn't all that common like I thought it was.

    • @misfitr
      @misfitr 8 місяців тому

      as a fellow aussie - why did you think there is so much push for everyone to vote every time theres a presidential election?

    • @kalielasmith1109
      @kalielasmith1109 8 місяців тому

      ​@@misfitr well i knew that America doesn't have compulsory voting, but I thought we had modeled compulsory voting off of the UK so I'm surprised to learn it's not as common world-wide as I believed. I'm also not that interested in politics so i never gave it much thought

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kalielasmith1109wow Australia has compulsory voting? I didn't know that.

  • @Chord_
    @Chord_ 8 місяців тому +3

    ~14:40 I do believe you've just described every single third party candidate, RFK being the loudest one at the moment

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому

      And that kind of thinking is exactly what preserves the two party system..

  • @mikerow358
    @mikerow358 8 місяців тому +2

    You gotta do Harry Holt. The missing PM

  • @Hidemyname78
    @Hidemyname78 8 місяців тому +7

    Yeah, but this time, it's not an inflatable reindeer it's a bloated, old, rotten carrot full of hot air.

  • @christopherPaterson-k8b
    @christopherPaterson-k8b 8 місяців тому +11

    mate you say it like passiondale

  • @catbevis1644
    @catbevis1644 7 місяців тому +1

    While I do suspect he disappeared by choice (whether of his own free will or by coercion), the landlady saying he left with a couple of suitcases is not actually that credible. Think of it from her point of view... a tenant who is behind with his rent suddenly hasn't come home for months and has left no forwarding address or other means of contact. She'd be likely to sell off his possessions to try to recoup some of the missing rent. Then several years later when people complain about his disappearance being suspicious, she'd come up with the suitcases story to a) avoid being implicated in the disappearance herself, and b) avoid being accused of theft etc for selling his possessions. I'm not saying this DID happen, just that ALL witnesses to crime have the potential for having dubious motives.

  • @SMunro
    @SMunro 8 місяців тому +5

    Batman comic: Graysons murdered by criminals, and a child placed in care with a rich Patron.

  • @Kevindaly382
    @Kevindaly382 8 місяців тому +2

    Simon sometimes how incredibly sweetly naive you are remind me about your parents don't let you watch power rangers

  • @EamonCoyle
    @EamonCoyle 8 місяців тому +3

    Just to add to Simon's shock at the voting rights of plebs....in Northern Ireland up until 1969, 4 of the Parliamentary Seats were specifically for Queens University and only former students or alumni could vote for the candidates.

  • @DarthShebs
    @DarthShebs 3 місяці тому +1

    The Acronym MP is is Millitary Policeman here in the US.

  • @BardovBacchus
    @BardovBacchus 8 місяців тому +13

    The more things change the more they stay the same. Most of us are still serfs grinding profits for the owner/donor class in exchange for the privilege to have food and shelter

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 7 місяців тому +1

    25:16 No they don't clap. They're explicitly forbidden from clapping by parliamentary rules, which is why they shout and jeer so much instead.

  • @AndyKnudsen
    @AndyKnudsen 8 місяців тому +2

    The investigation was started during WWII so it doesn't seem that unrealistic that the files went missing. Though if someone really wanted to find out they would find out which division was doing the investigation and if they had an office get bombed.

  • @georgebernstein12
    @georgebernstein12 8 місяців тому +1

    Glad to see a danny script. Such an OG

  • @zonatedspore97acamas
    @zonatedspore97acamas 8 місяців тому +10

    He saw Zuck without his human cosplay.

  • @DeliciousDetail
    @DeliciousDetail 8 місяців тому +1

    I bet a full episode about Monty Gregory would perform well 👀

    • @edenelsworth591
      @edenelsworth591 4 місяці тому

      Maundy. It's to do with an old charitt act by the monarch that goes back centuries. Google Maundy Thursday.

  • @cnaisbitt5013
    @cnaisbitt5013 8 місяців тому +6

    Simon. you should do a video on the dark pyramid. or black pyramid in Alaska. I heard about it the other day and immediately knew it would be a good decoding the unknown video.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 7 місяців тому

      It would be a pretty short episode. The whole thing is a hoax Alaskan's invented to mess with tourists.

  • @scottgeason3660
    @scottgeason3660 8 місяців тому +3

    Harold Holt would like a word.

  • @thutsman.
    @thutsman. 8 місяців тому +2

    “Highly illegal” lol. You mean RFK Jr.

  • @joje86
    @joje86 8 місяців тому +2

    I knew Simon was politically naive but a lot of this is just adorable ❤

  • @dyamonde9555
    @dyamonde9555 8 місяців тому +2

    Power cloaked in progress
    Smoke in Eden's eyes
    A million choking chimneys burn and
    Blacken out the sky
    So grab your mates and join us
    Where the rats rejoice
    The brazen brass of the working class
    Are here to find their voice
    -Miracle of Sound, London Town

  • @comlitbeta7532
    @comlitbeta7532 8 місяців тому +2

    I wil never get tiered of a story talking about children being forced to work, women having no right or something being in the British museum and Simon emphatically stating "As it should be!"😂😂😂

  • @catT5236
    @catT5236 8 місяців тому +4

    Unless he just didn't care about his daughter, he has to have died when he "went missing". Why would taking a bribe to leave the country mean you never speak to any of your family again?

  • @theacademicstitcher
    @theacademicstitcher 5 місяців тому

    Fig Tree BOM with Denim & Daisies starts this month, too! Between that one and the PG one, I hope I can keep up. 😂

  • @alphooey
    @alphooey 8 місяців тому +1

    I must admit young Victor does look like young Winston. 😂
    Don’t think Winston would have given a flying to bother covering up a supposed illegitimate relative even if he found one.

  • @adventureridergirl
    @adventureridergirl 8 місяців тому +1

    Simon, I'm a dual US/Italian citizen and currently live in the US (I prefer living in Europe, but I'm addicted to air conditioning and large American home sizes) and I almost always vote in US elections but I almost never vote in Italian/EU elections since I don't currently live there.

  • @greenockscatman
    @greenockscatman 8 місяців тому +2

    Foreign government assassins appear to be a much more prevalent problem than I ever thought, judging from a few of the most recent videos.

  • @keso_de_bola1750
    @keso_de_bola1750 8 місяців тому +1

    Been a while since Danny wrote for Simon. Would love another from him on Brain Blaze. 😂

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 8 місяців тому +1

    TWO DANNY SCRIPTS IN ONE WEEK?????
    Oh you are spoiling us!

  • @StoneInMySandal
    @StoneInMySandal 8 місяців тому

    I really enjoyed this episode.

  • @JPF1077
    @JPF1077 8 місяців тому +1

    I was listening to this and want to start a movie but I was like "i'll just watch the rest it can't be that much longer. That was at 12 minutes in!

  • @garytwist
    @garytwist 8 місяців тому +5

    Women got the vote first on the Isle of Man,Emily Pankhurst was well known there.,bit of history for you.

  • @michellehinkel4905
    @michellehinkel4905 8 місяців тому +2

    I just have to settle in as soon as I hear that Danny is the writer! Best combo on the Inter net IMHO

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 8 місяців тому +1

    And today on Decoding the Unknown: Simon explains how to exploit the spoiler effect in a FPTP voting system.

  • @sarahcoleman5269
    @sarahcoleman5269 8 місяців тому +2

    Party: "Hey, hey, let's find this kind of popular guy and put him on the ballot. He'll never get elected because he's obviously unqualified, but he'll steal votes from the other guy!"
    I'm pretty sure this is how America got Trump.

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 7 місяців тому +1

    13:00 The awkward moment when* the Tories are being so utterly crushed that some opinion polls put them behind said 'irrelevant' party.
    *At time of writing

  • @yonstenger
    @yonstenger 8 місяців тому

    Love seeing a good Kinda Funny / Greg Miller GIF pop up!

  • @SSRT_JubyDuby8742
    @SSRT_JubyDuby8742 8 місяців тому +1

    Maundy Gregson probably only wore a monocle rather than glasses as he didn't want to make a spectacle out of himself, 😂. Here's one for the older generation, the Scotland Yard detective that looked into it, Arthur Askey, was a very busy bee 😂.
    Like deployed 👍

  • @unclevlad3357
    @unclevlad3357 8 місяців тому +4

    the 1942 police investigation was started because Victor's sister from Canada asked them to look for him

  • @tsvetantsvetanov3789
    @tsvetantsvetanov3789 8 місяців тому +1

    I hear "Written by Danny" I hit like first then enjoy 👍👍👍

  • @SMunro
    @SMunro 8 місяців тому +2

    Knighthoods to Doctors and Nurses.