Everything Wrong With Greenland In 21 Minutes Or Less

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  • @OversoulGaming
    @OversoulGaming 2 роки тому +2484

    Good, good. Now do everything wrong with Iceland next

  • @seanclark1037
    @seanclark1037 2 роки тому +244

    FYI... the QR code shown at 5:43 actually works. When I scanned it, the name 'Garrity, John A' appeared on my phone screen, with the option to do a web search of that name. So, kudos to the production company for not just putting a fake QR code there. They clearly left it on the screen long enough knowing that people would probably want to try scanning it.

    • @IDKDA216
      @IDKDA216 5 місяців тому +5

      Should of been a Rick roll

  • @Czigot
    @Czigot 2 роки тому +667

    They kept saying the comet is a "planet-killer" - but the planet looks very much alive at the end.

    • @WaxTheDolphin
      @WaxTheDolphin 2 роки тому +54

      barely made a dent.

    • @pohjanakka4992
      @pohjanakka4992 Рік тому +13

      @@WaxTheDolphin The planet - and the life here - has dealt with way worse things. Good old lady Gaia can handle a lot. Now most species of almost anything by themselves are rather ephemeral creatures, here now, gone tomorrow, but life itself just marches on, developing other forms when something previous kicks the bucket.

    • @Mac33299
      @Mac33299 Рік тому +6

      is this sarcasm?

    • @leanne8975
      @leanne8975 Рік тому +24

      I hope this is sarcasm, planet killer means most if all life on earth gone

    • @ChrissonatorOFL
      @ChrissonatorOFL Рік тому +16

      They don't literally mean the planet will be destroyed, but rather that the ecosystem will be drastically affected, if not obliterated.

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 2 роки тому +287

    We're not gonna talk about how the entire movie stresses his need for insulin for his diabetes, but at the end he goes into a bunker with a week or less worth of it and he's in there for several months, no problem?
    I guess it was just to make them not eligible and after that the movie decided it didn't care about the condition anymore!

    • @mandrinaneela
      @mandrinaneela 2 роки тому +28

      unless they had some reason to have a years etc worth of insulin in their medical supplies, which I would see having if any women showed up pregnant and with gestational diabetes. kid should not have been in the last scene, or else he should have been very very skinny, as they should have been instituting the preinsulin treatment of diabetes.

    • @Pastor_Hestrumpa
      @Pastor_Hestrumpa 2 роки тому +27

      @@mandrinaneela The bunkers don’t keep that kind of medicine, otherwise they wouldn’t be stopped at the security control at the airport.
      The strong survive and if you have a defect you’re out.
      It’s a huge mistake in this movie, with that kid walking outside in the end.
      The kid died actually.

    • @mandrinaneela
      @mandrinaneela 2 роки тому +12

      @@Pastor_Hestrumpa not necessarily. Again, I could see them having a supply of insulin for temporary use, like pregnant women who develop gestational diabetes. They tend to only need insulin for a few months. And when you consider, babies would be very important. I think this is the only thing we disagree on.

    • @k01dsv
      @k01dsv 2 роки тому +22

      I find it very believable that they would have enough insulin for one person? They turned people with chronic diseases away because that would be a huge burden if they had to take care of everyone's chronic diseases, instead of just potentially saving more lives. Taking care of one small boy that's already there is way more manageable, and surely they would have various kinds of medicine.

    • @pohjanakka4992
      @pohjanakka4992 2 роки тому +8

      Yep. Sure, they might have medical supplies inside the bunkers, even years' worth, but for long enough to keep that kid alive until they again have the means to produce insulin? Did they have enough animals left that you could use them for the original way to do it? Especially since those animals might now be way too valuable to sacrifice for that as they'd need to keep enough to create a new population with enough genetic variation that it could stay viable. I think that under those circumstances that kid might have a few years left, but probably not enough to even grow into an adult.

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 2 роки тому +560

    I at least appreciate they didn’t force Gerard Butler to try to do an american accent and actually made his accent part of the story

    • @alejbr4
      @alejbr4 2 роки тому +7

      i felt the same way

    • @skyfire8950
      @skyfire8950 2 роки тому +15

      Hoo boy, his accent in Geostorm was so off-putting.

    • @alexandriablue7809
      @alexandriablue7809 2 роки тому +25

      They did for like the first 45 minutes then realized he can’t do an American accent and shoehorned in some line about his family being Scottish

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, he does better using his accent👍

    • @kelaarin
      @kelaarin 2 роки тому +5

      At least they didn't go the 300 route...a Scotsman pretending to be Greek, speaking with a Lord-only-knows-what accent.

  • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
    @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 2 роки тому +147

    The kid is still going to die. They have enough insulin for what, a year maybe?
    That’s the whole reason they weren’t taking people with chronic conditions… all medicine has been wiped from the face of the earth.
    However many people they “saved,” they’re not going to be producing insulin anytime soon.
    After they used the kid’s diabetes as a plot point, they promptly forgot it existed. That was my biggest complaint with the movie.

    • @Pastor_Hestrumpa
      @Pastor_Hestrumpa 2 роки тому +9

      Agree! The whole movie circulated around this matter. I will take it even further and say that the bunker didn’t hold any medicines of that kind at all.
      Otherwise they wouldn’t have stopped them at the first place when they try boarding the plane.
      You can’t get a bigger no than that, to deny a kid to live.

    • @realnapster1522
      @realnapster1522 Рік тому +15

      Insulin is very common medicine though. And they likely have loads of it stocked up there for old generals or presidents. 😂

    • @walterjose1104
      @walterjose1104 Рік тому

      No broken down ppl fax my 🦶 off in yo @$$ fo ackin as 2 chain ⛓️ im different im different 🤷🏼‍♂️😭

    • @redjestergames3268
      @redjestergames3268 Рік тому +2

      well, I'm pretty sure planet-killer bunker algae could help with that whole keto-diet, Kid might actually come out better than he went in!

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup Рік тому

      Making insulin is no more difficult to produce than antibiotics.
      Check out the Open Insulin Project. They're trying to make it accessible enough that people can eventually produce it themselves.
      It would not be hard to create insulin at the end of this movie. The only reason it is so prohibitively expensive in the real world, is because of greedy pharmaceutical companies.

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie 2 роки тому +731

    The scene where the mum is dragged out the car and her son is essentially kidnapped by that couple - I found it super emotional to watch. I don't know how I could cope if I were in that situation.

    • @shootamcgaven7452
      @shootamcgaven7452 2 роки тому +36

      That part caught me so off guard! Wild

    • @RKyle-wx6rp
      @RKyle-wx6rp 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed

    • @Godzillaman
      @Godzillaman 2 роки тому +58

      I also feel bad for that guy's wife. She was begging her husband to stop and was forced to go along with that little plan, and it resulted in her also being arrested.

    • @BlackNerd94
      @BlackNerd94 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed! Very unexpected

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah being a dad myself that bit kicked me in the feels

  • @darrickbeitinger7664
    @darrickbeitinger7664 2 роки тому +199

    7:06 I don’t know why, but CinemaSins forgetting to censor swearing just feels… weird 😂

    • @sodaboi2154
      @sodaboi2154 2 роки тому +13

      Caught me very off guard the first time I heard it 🤣

    • @corriehenry7701
      @corriehenry7701 2 роки тому +5

      I had to replay it twice! 😭 I was slightly baffled. 🙅🏾‍♀️

    • @dancingvanillabear
      @dancingvanillabear 2 роки тому +7

      @@corriehenry7701 ME TOO. I’m kind of wondering if it was left in intentionally to see if this video would get enough views to be flagged.

    • @corriehenry7701
      @corriehenry7701 2 роки тому +2

      @@dancingvanillabear really??? Hhhmm 🤔 I didn’t think about that. I just know I was shook while eating my bowl of cereal. 😆

    • @filmc3887
      @filmc3887 2 роки тому +2

      I thought I was tripping

  • @K0m30ng
    @K0m30ng 2 роки тому +1163

    Not gonna lie, this movie is actually a lot better than I expected to be

    • @mateostephens1659
      @mateostephens1659 2 роки тому +23

      I know right

    • @air03man
      @air03man 2 роки тому +14

      Brought to you by "moonfall" staring Halle berry in theaters this Friday

    • @loopybrogaming1149
      @loopybrogaming1149 2 роки тому +50

      I love apocalyptic movies like this, but they piss me off so much when they do unnecessary stupid shit 😩

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +11

      I liked the grocery store bit.
      "Bud lite" "naming the product but not showing it is annoying"
      "I want those" "not naming it but showing it is even more annoying still!"
      Lol

    • @namewithoutmeaning1096
      @namewithoutmeaning1096 2 роки тому +2

      True, i really enjoyed it.

  • @kateatsbadguys
    @kateatsbadguys 2 роки тому +369

    Can we talk about how this family drove from GA to Canada in a fraction of the time that trip would actually take? Or the fact that they were significantly farther from the big European impact in their hometown of Atlanta than they were in Greenland? It's like these writers have never seen a map.

    • @matthewmccoy7437
      @matthewmccoy7437 2 роки тому +70

      that’s that movie magic baby!!! no seriously it’s some BS. i’ve driven from maryland to the florida state line and it took me 20 something hours with two rest stops and light traffic. going from GA to canada in an end of the world situation where everyone is fleeing north is ridiculous. you’d never make it.

    • @DJMarcO138
      @DJMarcO138 2 роки тому +13

      @@matthewmccoy7437 and they didn't even factor in a stop to South Of The Border!!!

    • @ripvanwinkler1548
      @ripvanwinkler1548 2 роки тому +9

      @@matthewmccoy7437 Um..how the hell did it take you 20 hours? I can go from Georgia to NY in about 12 hours and was awake the whole time

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 2 роки тому +14

      Well about the Greenland thing I believe it was stated the bunker is on place that will be less effected from earthquake, also in Greenland there is the seed bunker that as all seed we know so the bunker is probably made of everyone that they need to recreate humanity

  • @Bobsyagod
    @Bobsyagod 2 роки тому +79

    After watching the movie I couldn't help but go "Are you seriously telling me there is nowhere within the US that would've served better then this bunker in Greenland? With all the mountains and whatnot, many with existing military installations in them. Especially when the main impact ended up being in Europe, it's like they fled the safest place on the opposite side of the planet to go directly toward the impact site and hope the bunker holds.

    • @TexanMAGABOI
      @TexanMAGABOI 2 роки тому +3

      The only range that wouldve worked is Rockies

    • @cadehanson9672
      @cadehanson9672 2 роки тому +2

      The rockys are huge and i think the Appalachian mountains would work too

    • @mickeyg7219
      @mickeyg7219 Рік тому +10

      At the end of the movie, there's one broadcast from Argentina, implying that there are surviving shelters beside Greenland. It's likely that Greenland was reserved for US, Canada, Denmark, and some European countries, and it's one of the safest places from unrest.

    • @rotardavid5121
      @rotardavid5121 Рік тому

      @@mickeyg7219 there’s even a broadcast for fucking Moscow too like come on if they survived in a Moscow , in the subway if I take a guess, so any bunker anywhere works just fine.

    • @iamhawkeye3162
      @iamhawkeye3162 10 місяців тому +1

      Greenland’s actually closer to North America than it is to Europe.

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 2 роки тому +274

    I believe there's a wheel to spin in the writers' rooms for when it's time to add a child to the main or secondary cast. Seven-eighths of the wheel is loaded with anomalies and the one eighth is 'normal'. The kid can almost never not be having asthma, epilepsy, night terrors, diabetes, bronchitis, a physical disability, or a weakened immune system. It's used to create cheap tension for a few minutes when time is of the essence. Gotta run and dodge obstacles! Nope, hang on, Timmy is having an episode.

    • @roni2971
      @roni2971 2 роки тому +5

      I mean most kids are sick….

    • @RamNaima
      @RamNaima 2 роки тому +18

      I remember once being excited to watch Stephen King's 'Under The Dome' series.
      Oh wait, here comes the diabetic kid who has somehow lost her medicine for reasons of drama and tension!
      Turned it off and never came back.

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 2 роки тому +7

      @@RamNaima I can relate regarding the special edition of _Independence Day_ which nobody really knew existed. It was one favorite video tape (yes, I'm old) growing up but that was theatrical edition... however it did have a character named Troy, one of Randy Quad's sons, ill with some vague disease which came up twice. Added nothing to the storyline.
      Fast forward to me copying a DVD from Netflix and watching it, turns out there are a bunch of deleted scenes and many contribute to Troy's vague illness: Addison's Disease or something similar. All it did was cause more scenes full of arguing. That's all. In short, padded runtime drama having nothing to do with anything. I'll stick to the original where it's only him puking and laying down. He's just sort of... there.

    • @Gojo1911
      @Gojo1911 2 роки тому +2

      Just like the kid with autism in Predator Upgrade. 99% of time it‘s just a cheap gimmick to cause tension or create sympathy.

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming 2 роки тому +1

      @@RamNaima to be fair though... Isn't that an actual thing that would actually happen and be an actual concern in a situation like that? I know it doesn't make for riveting television but it's still realistic

  • @natesmith7096
    @natesmith7096 2 роки тому +61

    7:08 ya'll let lose your first unbleeped swear. It's weird noting how we've never heard Jeremy normally swear until now.

    • @donaldderrickii5405
      @donaldderrickii5405 2 роки тому +2

      I didn't even catch that! I wonder what changed cause they normally censor it

    • @Sinturions
      @Sinturions 2 роки тому

      His censorship is bullshit so it doesn't matter. Censoring swearing while making cringy sex jokes is like a female CEO claiming she is oppressed by patriarchy

    • @bellablondon6172
      @bellablondon6172 2 роки тому

      I wonder how they managed to slip that

    • @SupJohnnyyy
      @SupJohnnyyy 2 роки тому +1

      So funny! It sounded so weird I had to rewind it to make dude I heard it

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 2 роки тому

      @@bellablondon6172
      Pretty sure it wasn’t a slip.
      Normally the swearing words in the subtitles are also starred out like f***. Where as with this “slip” it was fully spelled out.
      Seems unlikely they missed it 2x

  • @BlackFlagArt
    @BlackFlagArt 2 роки тому +58

    The fact that their son gets kidnapped and the wife never tells him has always bothered me lol

    • @imperialpresence3331
      @imperialpresence3331 2 роки тому +17

      how about the kid there...didn't even unbuckle himself and make the slightest attempt to help his mother

    • @Pastor_Hestrumpa
      @Pastor_Hestrumpa 2 роки тому +7

      @@imperialpresence3331 Yeah, that kid annoys me like damn. What I understand he plays a boy that are 10-ish years old and got diabetes.
      He surely got more issues than the story tells us, I’m happy he died in the end because of no medication in that bunker.
      I guess watching the kid walking out from the bunker must be his spirit or something, but oh well it’s a movie after all.

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs Рік тому +2

      @@Pastor_Hestrumpahe died like Gerard Butler’s American accent, I guess

    • @iamhawkeye3162
      @iamhawkeye3162 10 місяців тому

      I think that trumps sleeping with another woman 💀

  • @mr.thumbsup8335
    @mr.thumbsup8335 2 роки тому +146

    The reason there were SO many news reports in this movie is because there was no side story about a governmental official or NASA scientist. I feel like the lack of exposition from a secondary plot made this film a lot more realistic compared to other disaster movies.

    • @Godzillaman
      @Godzillaman 2 роки тому +4

      That's what more disaster movies need.

    • @jeffheyer7783
      @jeffheyer7783 2 роки тому +12

      War of the worlds was pretty good with tom cruise

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @radeknaprstek6452
      @radeknaprstek6452 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeffheyer7783 Agreed. Know any more ens of the world movies from the sole POV of one family? I can only think of The Mist but it's not the end of the world and it's more of any ansable movie and maybe the first third of the World war Z :D.

    • @jeffheyer7783
      @jeffheyer7783 2 роки тому +1

      @@radeknaprstek6452 the road maybe… but that’s a pretty dark movie

  • @Wings137
    @Wings137 2 роки тому +50

    19:26 watching a line of cars arrive too late to catch the last plane (that was already over weight capacity as it was) was tough to watch. 😭

  • @lemonade172
    @lemonade172 Рік тому +13

    At the end, they show France a sunken crater since the comet hit near London. As in Paris is now underwater and does not exist. Yet, ten seconds later they show the required shot of the devastated Eifel tower.

  • @exilethejungle
    @exilethejungle 2 роки тому +47

    7:15 "I will remove all the sins cliché" - would love it just once if this actually happened.. LOL

    • @leawright588
      @leawright588 2 роки тому +1

      it wont, though i would aslo love it

  • @K0m30ng
    @K0m30ng 2 роки тому +270

    This movie should've been part of the "Fallen franchise" that has Gerard Butler in it. Should've been called "Greenland has Fallen" or "World has Fallen" 😂😂😂

  • @letired
    @letired 2 роки тому +35

    Not gonna lie, I forgot that I wasn't watching a sins video for Geostorm untill they mentioned something about Greenland about half way through the video.

    • @notgoodiam693
      @notgoodiam693 2 роки тому +1

      How de hell have you seen it 11Hours before other people?😆(maybe internte broken😧)

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming 2 роки тому +4

      @@notgoodiam693 assuming your question is actually serious... Patreon members get Early Access.

    • @letired
      @letired 2 роки тому +1

      I went to school with Mister UA-cam. So I get to see videos early.

  • @natalieauroraphoto
    @natalieauroraphoto 2 роки тому +25

    The QR code actually is just text for "GARRITY, JOHN A" which, you know, they didn't have to do. But they did anyway.

  • @trakigtliv8283
    @trakigtliv8283 2 роки тому +63

    Am I the only one who would like to see a disaster movie where the child is not sick and the family isn't broken in some way?

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs Рік тому +3

      I agree with you. And wouldn’t the secret base have medicine? The govt prepared massive survival bunkers but didn’t pack medicine?

    • @burgerbro4927
      @burgerbro4927 Рік тому +2

      2012 😂😂

    • @wor1dconquerer170
      @wor1dconquerer170 Рік тому

      ​@rowmagnon they wouldn't have anyway to produce more since the world was supposed to be destroyed. So it would have been easier not to bother with things like Insulin. Since only people with diabetes would need that

  • @MrShisuto
    @MrShisuto 2 роки тому +52

    1:45 Damn, Moonfall hasn’t even come out yet and already Cinemasins sees it as a disappointment.

    • @user-eu9bi1ql4z
      @user-eu9bi1ql4z 2 роки тому +3

      At least he likes Dont Look It Up, it seems.

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 2 роки тому +1

      Well he's probably going to have a field day with moonfall considering that the movie received negative reviews

    • @billyfarmerii1669
      @billyfarmerii1669 2 роки тому +1

      I loved Moonfall

  • @ryanmccarter2981
    @ryanmccarter2981 2 роки тому +44

    I grew up with David Denman, the “guy from the office you can’t remember”.
    Absolutely a great person, it’s great to see him get a little work.

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 2 роки тому +2

      He was in Brightburn as well.

    • @taifun442
      @taifun442 2 роки тому +1

      He was great in 13 Hours.

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 2 роки тому +208

    This movie was so much more realistic in scope than 2012, Deep Impact, or any of the other "oh god, oh god we're all going to die" films of the past two decades. Gerard and Morena just absolutely nailed their respective roles!!! And I love that they actually DIDN'T show the impact, but showed the aftermath of it.

    • @Rumym8
      @Rumym8 2 роки тому +43

      the main thing people watch disaster films for is for the impact and destruction

    • @n.d.1011
      @n.d.1011 2 роки тому +5

      well there is dont look up...

    • @MrGranitealchemist
      @MrGranitealchemist 2 роки тому +18

      Whoa bro you tossin shade at deep impact? Slow down

    • @technewsfortechnoobs
      @technewsfortechnoobs 2 роки тому +6

      @@MrGranitealchemist ha ha ha....not totally, but just a little. I mean, it DID come out the same year as Armageddon (not that that pic was an Oscar film by any means).
      But I did love one of the reviews of Deep Impact that I saw that was both true...and hilarious. "Pros: Director Mimi Leder places more emphasis on the human factor than the special effects. Con: Director Mimi Leder places more emphasis on the human factor than the special effects."
      Like I said....funny, but true. :)

    • @michaelwojcikiewicz1478
      @michaelwojcikiewicz1478 2 роки тому

      *cogent

  • @BrockRocket
    @BrockRocket 2 роки тому +12

    Also, 10:49 The main reason why calls and texts don't work is because of network flooding. Hundreds of thousands if not millions of people are all trying to text and call at once, and the server bandwidth can't handle it all

  • @davonhenry8645
    @davonhenry8645 2 роки тому +18

    Great, you survived the impact. What about the global winter from all the debris launched into the atmosphere?

    • @alexandererhard2516
      @alexandererhard2516 2 роки тому +7

      There is also the matter of all large plant life dying, and the impact possibly triggering lots of volvano eruptions.
      There will probably be an unhealthy amount of CO2 in the atmosphere and water.

  • @GrigoriPeshkov
    @GrigoriPeshkov 2 роки тому +23

    Forget the message at the TV and the cliches, what i'm most angry about is that ending with NO NUCLEAR WINTER
    WHERE IS MAE NUCLEAR WINTER? It wound't just go away in just a few months after the impact

    • @Godzillaman
      @Godzillaman 2 роки тому +1

      There is strong suspicion that the big piece that hit at the end was not actually 9 miles wide.

    • @garrettleatham7138
      @garrettleatham7138 2 місяці тому

      Dozens of craters as large as Chicxulub, and a continent-sized crater but all that is in the atmosphere is a few clouds.... I agree. That last shot of Earth is the most infuriating thing about the movie.

  • @theworldsmostplagiarizedma2436
    @theworldsmostplagiarizedma2436 2 роки тому +24

    I don't even think a soldier would need to be disgruntled or have his family denied selection to blow the lid off of a conspiracy like this. It would just be the right thing to do, especially if said soldier was being used and tossed aside.

  • @GRGCompletionist
    @GRGCompletionist 2 роки тому +40

    World-ending movies are some of my favorites, hopefully they'll do a video about war of the worlds at some point.

    • @baxtersmom279
      @baxtersmom279 2 роки тому +4

      Oh, I hope not. The Fanning girl in the movie was sooo annoying.

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 2 роки тому +2

      @@baxtersmom279 I'd have to agree

    • @thelowestoflow5486
      @thelowestoflow5486 2 роки тому +2

      @@baxtersmom279 ikr

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Рік тому

      Which one?
      The original or the remake.

  • @SFisher1993
    @SFisher1993 2 роки тому +8

    In my opinion, Greenland’s one of the better disaster movies. It’s up there with Dante’s Peak, Armageddon, and Twister.

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 2 роки тому +1

      I liked Twister even tho the physics of tornadoes were way off but Dantes peak was honestly pretty good I mean it has a good amount of filler but it's decent I guess

  • @imsomewhatcertain1024
    @imsomewhatcertain1024 2 роки тому +23

    Who was the better father, John Cusack or Gerard Butler? John Cusack’s character Max Maxed his way through an magnitude 10.9 earthquake and a supervolcano eruption like it was nothing; then got his family to China and saved tens of thousands on a massive ark ship. Gerard’s character did similar acts, but John’s character is the better father and hero when you consider how many people he saved.

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @Pastor_Hestrumpa
      @Pastor_Hestrumpa 2 роки тому

      Oh John is way better in any way. Just to stop and think about it for a moment what Gerard accomplished: he help to blow up an full airport for going nuts about his family. And later on he demand seats on a small plane that might crash anyway due to overweight, it didn’t stop him from telling the pilot he would make them all die there and then.
      The whole family was just deeply dysfunctional, it would be a better ending if the police locked them all up, to die in some kind of prison cell.

    • @buddharocks492
      @buddharocks492 Рік тому +4

      Dennis Quaid saving Jake Gyllenhaal in The Day After Tomorrow

    • @purplemindarcana533
      @purplemindarcana533 2 місяці тому

      John Cusack is an incredible actor who can pull off any role. 2012 was far more realistic than Greenland. Max explaining to the authorities on the ark ship that the 10 million people seeking shelter were IT, what was left of humanity.

  • @dragonixbim5974
    @dragonixbim5974 2 роки тому +92

    THis movie was actually good, I had my doubts. The only thing I wish was different, was when the astroid impacted at the end. I wish we got more of the impact itself, the shockwave and destruction.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +3

      This video didn't make clear, where exactly did the comet land where the cities with the Golden Gate and Wrigley Field were burned to charcoal but Greenland was unscathed and was the safe place? "Much of Europe" was mentioned at one point but how could an impact devastating much of Europe reduce Chicago and San Francisco to ashes but spare Greenland?

    • @Godzillaman
      @Godzillaman 2 роки тому +2

      @@alvexok5523 the comet landed in the Faroe Islands in the North Atlantic.
      Some geography buffs pointed that out in another video.

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 2 роки тому

      what I appreciate a lot is the kid character, he's actually smart. He makes a lot of good decisions. And I'm glad this movie relies more on character work than just cool special effects considering how low the budget is compare to most disaster movies nowadays that were above $100 million

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @RBGolbat
    @RBGolbat 2 роки тому +14

    5:46 I scanned the QR code and all it said was "GARRITY, JOHN A"
    The real sin should be how easy it'd be to fake a QR code for identification.

  • @scottkelly1685
    @scottkelly1685 2 роки тому +28

    Love your hilarious reviews, Jeremy, but you erred at 7:55 - the boy has type 1 (juvenile) diabetes, which is why he has the insulin pump, and it is not "easily manageable" without the actual insulin. Big difference between type 1 diabetes and type 2 (adult onset) the latter of which is brought on by poor diet and other factors, and can be easily taken care of. Type 1, though - without the insulin, the kid will die horribly. Essentially, he'd starve to death because his pancreas barely functions or is dead.

    • @hyp3r459
      @hyp3r459 2 роки тому +11

      As a type 1 I can confirm. Lack of insulin can cause horrible physical symptoms. So can too much insulin. Just sleeping can become a death sentence if I bolus wrong on dinner. Living with type 1 isn't easy, although it is luckily manageable with modern equipment. I'm lucky to not be American so I can have a CGM and insulin pump for free.
      Also, when it comes to the missplacement of the insulin: not every type of insulin is the same, and diabetics react differently to different types. There's fast acting insulin and slow insulin. And there are different types of both. So just having the emergency personnel point towards some insulin wouldn't work. That's why diabetics carry around their own insulin. If we could use just any insulin there would be insulin dispensers. Also dosage varies A LOT from one diabetic to another.
      But, before this turns into an essay I'll stop ranting. I wish t1d awareness would spread a bit more so that people stop confusing it with t2d.

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @DownLatino
    @DownLatino 2 роки тому +2

    You said the eff word at 7:08 and it wasn't bleeped out!

  • @emirpinto9886
    @emirpinto9886 2 роки тому +11

    Whenever I’m feeling down I just listen to this guy’s voice. He sounds like someone who’d be great to hang out with. Keep up the great work! You’ve helped me out a lot! - From Birmingham, England (in case you confused it with Birmingham, Alabama)

  • @KellyBSmith-xo6vl
    @KellyBSmith-xo6vl 2 роки тому +6

    "Let him go, Allie. He's got concrete to pour." 😂😂😂

  • @millernance5546
    @millernance5546 2 роки тому +11

    I can’t tell you enough how much I love the way the title of the video worked😂

  • @felixecho328
    @felixecho328 2 роки тому +7

    I think they left in an uncensored f bomb for the first time. I did a double take like wait did he really say that lol

  • @lolapkh
    @lolapkh 2 роки тому +26

    I love your channel!
    You really made me laugh with...
    "Giant elephant in orbit that's rapidly on its way"
    and
    12 hours in to the disaster.... "7 paediatric tents! How many kids have been abandoned/lost to demand this amount of real estate?"
    Keep up the great work, I find myself watching movies only if there is a cinema sins on it

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @OverlordZephyros
    @OverlordZephyros 2 роки тому +3

    I think the biggest sin is that somehow people got out of the bunker and there wasn't a NUCLEAR WINTER...

  • @stefansamoyloff3866
    @stefansamoyloff3866 2 роки тому +18

    I'm willing to suspend my disbelief for a good movie, heck I like super hero movies, but they NEED to stop expecting us to just be ok with something heading towards earth unnoticed.
    Steller astronomy (within or just outside our solar system) is EXTERMELY accessible. You can make a telescope that can see Saturn with enough resolution to make out the moons out of PVC pipe and stuff you have around your house. This isn't "we kept everyone who works at any space agency or telescope silent", 100s of millions of people world wide would see this thing and be able to calculate it's impact.
    Because NASA likes to ... ya know, but sure about stuff, by the time NASA tells us something like this, people have been talking about it on astronomy message boards for MONTHS, and because their disclosure rules are different, ASI, DLR, JAXA, ISOR, and the ESA, all BILLION dollar agencies, have been publicly posting the raw telemetry data from the second they picked it up.
    It's just too stupid. Takes me completely out of the movie.

  • @razzledazzlestar
    @razzledazzlestar 2 роки тому +3

    I think you missed the whole “my kids got low blood sugar, better give him insulin” mistake. You feed low blood sugar, and give insulin for high blood sugar

  • @RizoftheDead
    @RizoftheDead 2 роки тому +6

    Wait, did they stop censoring swear words and I just never noticed? Hearing that “fucking” caught me off guard haha

  • @The1just12
    @The1just12 2 роки тому +2

    There is a algorithm that can calculate how fast a conspiracy would leak, depending on the amount of people that are included and the level of social impact. they ran it on a few leaked conspiracies that where true in the end and came shockingly close.

  • @morningsidedriverock
    @morningsidedriverock 2 роки тому +4

    cinema sin uses the word “fuck” without it being censored… *ding*

  • @GamingGrenade1
    @GamingGrenade1 2 роки тому +2

    7:02 I wasn't expecting that uncensored f bomb

  • @Locadel2003
    @Locadel2003 2 роки тому +7

    This movie with "Copshop" & "Den of thieves", its one of the best Gerard butler movies in a long time

  • @brandonfouts4074
    @brandonfouts4074 2 роки тому +13

    lets just admit...CINEMA SINS is truly inspiring.

  • @Sinturions
    @Sinturions 2 роки тому +3

    The real sin her is how the movie pretends that this is a happy ending, as humanity is likely doomed to a slow and painful death, most especially the child, whose insulin WILL run out because the bunker was not outfitted to accept people with his condition and thus would have no stockpile of the medication, any facility able to create more is destroyed, along with likely nearly all stockpiles, and these people are stuck in a remote location in fucking greenland.
    Yes the people accepted into bunkers are skilled and capable people in their fields, but what good is a scientist with no access to a lab, or a structural engineer without literally any ability to obtain the equipment or materials to do his job. Are these people capable of rebuilding from what is effectively a midevil state of rudamentary technology?
    This is worse than if the walking dead found a cure for the virus, but the shattered remnants of humanity had to try and take out the entire zombie population to try and rebuild.
    I cannot wait for Birdman to hit this video up

  • @TheHamsterfist
    @TheHamsterfist 2 роки тому +15

    "Scientists keep quiet and don't tell anyone." Right. Those that would went on Joe Rogan and goof balls tried to cancel the scientists.

  • @clunkybumpkin3018
    @clunkybumpkin3018 2 роки тому +5

    As a fellow T1 Diabetic this made me super anxious and yes insulin can be ok in room temperature for a while but it is highly advised by your diabetes educator or endocrinologist that it's kept refrigerated. My parents were told that so Butler's character is acting accordingly to how parents of a young diabetic usually would. Sin off

  • @kevinfrushour
    @kevinfrushour 2 роки тому +17

    Thanks for mentioning the tents. The fact that they had enough time to set those up AND the nurse knew there was a FEMA camp across the street - even though the End of the World is imminent - was plain silly.

  • @everlenaoliver6912
    @everlenaoliver6912 2 роки тому +8

    This video was freaking hilarious, and even included the iconic Dragonball Z meme, but for real, this movie was far superior than most "big rock's gonna hit the Earth" movies I've seen. Especially Armageddon.

  • @rsw0103
    @rsw0103 2 роки тому +32

    Actually this cinemasin made me want to see the movie first before watching this. Actually a decent enough movie. Was surprised at how good it was. Wasn't the best but wasn't horrible either.

    • @206beastman
      @206beastman 2 роки тому +4

      That's exactly what I did. Saw this clip said ima watch it first while drawing. Didn't mind the movie at all didn't finish my drawing cause I kept looking up at my laptop

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify 2 роки тому +2

      The channel wouldn't get very far if they did Cinema-not-so-bad-after-all videos. ;)

    • @rsw0103
      @rsw0103 2 роки тому

      @@Caseytify Totally gonna make that UA-cam channel now. 😂

  • @TrinityDestroyer
    @TrinityDestroyer 2 роки тому +5

    If the kid was at 300 (around 11:15), he’d need to be in the hospital.

  • @ShanesAutos
    @ShanesAutos 2 роки тому +30

    This was a very good movie and well done. Yes it has it flaws but what movie doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @carsoon3772
      @carsoon3772 2 роки тому +3

      A decent amount

    • @quimuthami6814
      @quimuthami6814 2 роки тому +2

      Cinema Sins slogan is literally: "No movie is without sin"

    • @RCGamex
      @RCGamex 2 роки тому +1

      No movie is without sin, has been a motto of this channel for basically ever.

  • @hiyorisarugaki1830
    @hiyorisarugaki1830 2 роки тому +42

    The damage at the end was disappointing. It looked like it broke a few windows, and we could have survived by going into a basement 😂
    Most buildings were still standing. Maybe we would survive if we just closed the window.

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify 2 роки тому +2

      If electrical generators & fuel plants are still running, modern technology can perform some serious miracles.

    • @pigmiwarriorentertainment274
      @pigmiwarriorentertainment274 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, an impact like that you're going to get massive earthquakes, tsunami, debris falling from the sky, wildfires and a cloud of dust that blocks out the sun. Then you've got the crazy weather that all that would generate. I would imagine most places would look like the area around an active volcano

    • @willmurphy6498
      @willmurphy6498 2 роки тому +5

      My biggest takeaway was the son who had a weeks worth of medicine but survived 9 months

    • @hiyorisarugaki1830
      @hiyorisarugaki1830 2 роки тому

      @@willmurphy6498 haha

  • @itssolidable
    @itssolidable 2 роки тому +2

    In the middle of this, UA-cam interrupted me a German ad that literally started with "Everything good comes from above". Nice to know that AI has finally mastered cynicism. This can only go well for us.

  • @ken_kaniff246
    @ken_kaniff246 2 роки тому +4

    "Was Sean Bean not available?" That killed me 😂😄

  • @kimberlykonohia7973
    @kimberlykonohia7973 2 роки тому +3

    “Are we aiming for those people” “No” , “Maybe that mime though” had me rolling

  • @libertyjones1451
    @libertyjones1451 2 роки тому +4

    Buenos Aires survived? Confirmed, bugs didn't do it. 🤷‍♂️

    • @lazzerchicken
      @lazzerchicken 20 днів тому

      Lol I was thinking the same thing

  • @sallavander6530
    @sallavander6530 2 роки тому +3

    Wait they didn’t censor “fucking” 7:07
    It was weird

  • @reecebayliff8716
    @reecebayliff8716 2 роки тому +21

    The first time I saw this movie I just thought it was absolutely amazing, but it's definitely only something you watch once.

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs Рік тому

      Rewatch is basically watch the start and watch the end. Skip everything else. Also diabeetus

  • @LemonEditsAndReviews
    @LemonEditsAndReviews 2 роки тому +2

    Movie: *exists*
    CinemaSins: content sweet content

  • @sonpopco-op9682
    @sonpopco-op9682 2 роки тому +3

    " was Sean Bean not available?" - best line in the whole video.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 роки тому +7

    A very underrated end of the world movie is,in These Final Hours.

    • @r3ap3r68
      @r3ap3r68 2 роки тому +1

      That movie had me in tears, kinda like this one.

    • @sudesnaberg1811
      @sudesnaberg1811 2 роки тому +1

      That movie was significantly better than almost every single disaster movie that Hollywood has produced.

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 2 роки тому +5

    Wait, are you telling me this is not a scenic documentary about the natural beauty of Greenland?
    Also Marena Baccarin is one of my low key actor crushes.

    • @Jaytrocious
      @Jaytrocious 2 роки тому +1

      I was looking through the whole comment section for someone to mention how amazing Marena Baccarin is.

  • @anasb.8647
    @anasb.8647 2 роки тому +4

    why the fuck would they make a sequel for an apocolypse level disaster movie?? it''s more needless than making an apocolypse level disaster movie
    EDIT: I TAKE IT BACK, a sequel to a disaster movie set after the disaster sounds actually interesting

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 2 роки тому

      Idk why a sequel is being made but eh

    • @thelowestoflow5486
      @thelowestoflow5486 2 роки тому

      The sequel’s set in the post-apocalyptic world

    • @anasb.8647
      @anasb.8647 2 роки тому

      @@thelowestoflow5486 that actually sounds interesting

  • @panicatthegasstation
    @panicatthegasstation 2 роки тому +65

    The film was subtly brilliant. Refreshing to see a disaster flick out of Hollywood showing some restraint.

    • @roni2971
      @roni2971 2 роки тому +5

      They probably just didn’t have enough money lol

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs Рік тому +1

      Showing restraint? Brilliant? Did we watch the same movie?

  • @NoBodySlogan1
    @NoBodySlogan1 2 роки тому +2

    I'm T1 diabetic, as soon as it's revealed the kids got it and on a survivors list I was shouting at the screen, just wouldn't happen. Especially in America where there's a long audit trail of health insurance and records.

  • @thisis_lungstar
    @thisis_lungstar 2 роки тому +7

    Was really awaiting for this one. I could literally count the sins as I was watching the movie.😂😂😂

  • @jojoversus1100
    @jojoversus1100 2 роки тому +37

    Jeremy, you and the team are seriously talented, funny, & respectful to film in all of the best ways. I've been watching for about 10 years now, around when you started, & it's been so great to see you guys grow & still doing what you & we all love! Keep it up!

    • @shoshonnie7796
      @shoshonnie7796 2 роки тому

      Channels usually pin comments like this for some reason

    • @qisamuar2370
      @qisamuar2370 2 роки тому

      Only for fans over 18 years old BEAUTIFULGIRLS.SITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @sallyworm2358
      @sallyworm2358 2 роки тому

      I will disagree with this opinion

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 2 роки тому +1

      @@sallyworm2358 Not really sure why you're even here then lol. You should be watching something you enjoy :)

    • @sallyworm2358
      @sallyworm2358 2 роки тому

      @@jojoversus1100 i enjoy hating this channel- does that count?

  • @myzamau428
    @myzamau428 2 роки тому +3

    So you'll censor clusterf*ck at 7:31 but let f**king in at 7:08? Why not just drop the self-censoring altogether?

  • @Moliseth
    @Moliseth 2 роки тому +2

    That Mindhunter comment was hilarious. I didn’t even recognize him til he said it and the joke hit me in waves

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 2 роки тому +6

    YES! I wanted you to do this movie! I know of a couple more sins.
    1. The final fragment could not have been nine miles wide.
    You'll see that as it was streaking towards its target, it didn't look anywhere close to being that big. Maybe one to two miles at the most.
    I think that it may have indeed started out nine miles wide, but as it approached the Earth, it lost a large amount of mass.
    You'll also note that the shockwave took a couple of minutes to arrive. It would have been an instantaneous arrival if the fragment had struck fully intact and would have been a lot more intense.
    Also, if it had struck fully intact, no way would they be able to exit the bunker a mere nine months later.
    2 Exactly how big are those bunkers and how many people can they accomodate?
    At the base earlier in the movie, a soldier said something along the lines of "we have 2,000 people to fly out."
    There are approximately 59 air bases in the U.S. and if each base was evacuating an average of 2,000 people, then roughly 118,000 people were evacuated to the bunker complex, and you can bet that more than a few of the women were pregnant.
    We also have to take into account the staff members (no way would the bunkers not be manned by some sort of staff) and soldiers in the complex.
    3. Something I've wondered ever since I saw the movie is why they were specifically flying people to a bunch of old bunkers up in Greenland when there were other options here in the states (Mt. Weather in Virginia, Raven Rock in Pennsylvania, Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado, the FEMA bunker in Maynard Massachusetts, and the STRATCOM bunker at Offutt AFB in Omaha Nebraska).
    I get that the film is specifically called Greenland and it would not have made much sense for the family to have gone to one of those other options and that those bunkers are specifically for government officials and VIPs, but it just seems odd that the government would choose to fly people all the way up there instead of having people stay closer to home.
    Or could it be that the government was using those bunkers as well and the family just so happened to learn about the Greenland ones and decide to go there?

    • @Pastor_Hestrumpa
      @Pastor_Hestrumpa 2 роки тому +1

      It’s a shit movie just…to many plot holes and lack of ideas. It’s probably the most stupid movie I’ve ever seen. Since it’s not a comedy they actually try to make it realistic. I feel a deep hate for this movie, and for the main characters, that they didn’t stop the producer from ruin a movie completely.

    • @SoftKernel
      @SoftKernel 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pastor_Hestrumpa What plot holes? You may not like this movie but it is perfectly fine quality wise

    • @Pastor_Hestrumpa
      @Pastor_Hestrumpa 2 роки тому

      @@SoftKernel NO IT’S NOT!

  • @CDawson428
    @CDawson428 2 роки тому +2

    Hearing cinemasins actually say fuck is scary lmao

  • @SD-cz7ep
    @SD-cz7ep 2 роки тому +3

    7:05 So no one's gonna talk about the fact that this is one of the very rare times that a swear word isn't bleeped.

    • @neitmare
      @neitmare 2 роки тому

      They included one in The Mask video as well. Maybe UA-cam is becoming pg13 for monetization and allowing one single f-bomb.

  • @julianaFinn
    @julianaFinn 2 роки тому +1

    The origin story for the Fifth Elephant 😁😁 "when the Elephant hits the atmosphere ". I got the warm and fuzzies with that...

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 2 роки тому +5

    This movie was like the most boring parts of Deep Impact, 2012, and Spielberg's War of the Worlds put together.

  • @kkitty44
    @kkitty44 2 роки тому +1

    At 12:51 all i could think was "let's go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

  • @Spectricla
    @Spectricla 2 роки тому +3

    Ohhhh he meant the movie Greenland

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 2 роки тому +3

    Time traveling phones will undoubtedly be the concrete end of all humanity on Earth (if John's missing cement pour didn't doom us all first).

  • @tulsahudson
    @tulsahudson 2 роки тому +9

    I actually dug this one. One of my fav disaster movies

  • @blazngheart3496
    @blazngheart3496 2 роки тому +5

    Wait, is Jeremy no longer censoring himself?

  • @gavinking8761
    @gavinking8761 2 роки тому +12

    I actually enjoyed this film.

  • @MaxMalevich
    @MaxMalevich 2 роки тому +2

    7:05 It is so refreshing to finally hear Jeremy say "fuck" instead of the censorship tone, I'm kind of glad they missed that one during editing.

  • @bobjoebo8933
    @bobjoebo8933 2 роки тому +7

    My friend made a short film about an asteroid hitting the earth... and at the end cut the earth in half. It was hilarious

    • @markcasadevall9509
      @markcasadevall9509 2 роки тому

      Is it on youtube

    • @bobjoebo8933
      @bobjoebo8933 2 роки тому

      @@markcasadevall9509 No, he made it years ago, I don't know were it is

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 2 роки тому +1

      Jesus christ how strong did your friend make that asteroid

  • @stephenhill273
    @stephenhill273 2 роки тому

    20:43
    “Florida survives this”

  • @qzbnyv
    @qzbnyv 2 роки тому +4

    Diabetes is manageable now.
    Would it still be manageable post-apocalypse?
    Honest question as I’m pretty ignorant here about whether there are non-insulin options, but that insulin just works the best.
    Safe to say that supply chains would be a tad worse than now in Feb 2022 though.

    • @mr.j7444
      @mr.j7444 2 роки тому

      i mean its a government bunker clearly constructed well before this event so a massive drug supply plus instructions for restarting production of most things would logically be default

    • @qzbnyv
      @qzbnyv 2 роки тому +2

      @@mr.j7444 Yeah, but remember their plan was "nobody with chronic illnesses". So how much insulin would they have kept in there against all of the other choices in the months leading up to the strike? And out of the infinite things they're going to have to prioritize to help humanity survive once they come out of the bunker, how high will it be on that list if there's 1 kid with diabetes?

  • @booliev3275
    @booliev3275 2 роки тому +2

    I love you, you spare me so many bad movies... And still I'm having great fun watching how you trash them.

  • @alexiamills3682
    @alexiamills3682 2 роки тому +3

    Can you make one on the movie The Core... 😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • @melangellatc1718
    @melangellatc1718 2 роки тому +2

    Sorry, type 1 diabetes in a world ending emergency........ Sorry

  • @noahlarson1861
    @noahlarson1861 2 роки тому +3

    I think this is exactly how the govt would treat this situation. Why? Because "it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission." In other words, "oops!" Is easier than "oh, hey by the way.... you're all gonna die next week and there's nothing we can do to save even half of you!"

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 2 роки тому +3

      They would delay and they may try to keep it under wraps, but you aren't going to successfully hide it for that long. You would have thousands of people knowing about it, most with absolutely nothing to lose.
      It isn't like firing or prison or even execution are effective threats when the secret is "oh god, oh god we're all gonna die".

    • @Rumym8
      @Rumym8 2 роки тому +2

      @@88porpoise yep
      the guy or woman will go well the worlds gonna come to an end anyway might aswell let the rest of the world know so they can have the last few days, weeks or months to have some fun before they all die

  • @neoluthuli3254
    @neoluthuli3254 2 роки тому +2

    I wasn't expecting much since Gerald Butler was in it than I watched it. I was blown away literally.
    Same as how Copshop blew me

  • @craigh5236
    @craigh5236 2 роки тому +3

    Also comets wouldn't explode when they hit land. They would vaporize and explode in the air.

  • @newwalrus4913
    @newwalrus4913 2 роки тому +1

    What I hate about apocalypse movies, is you would need as many humans as possible to keep the species alive afterwards. Would be nice for a film to show us the struggle of the aftermath, maybe where America only picks its richest, then the species starts to die off because of the inbreeding.

  • @itsmoon1996
    @itsmoon1996 2 роки тому +3

    I still don’t understand why the mom didn’t just tell the people that kidnapped the kid that they wouldn’t let them on the plane because the kid was sick so the bracelets wouldn’t work. like sure maybe she didn’t want to expose a weakness but who cares when they’re literally kidnapping him???

    • @Godzillaman
      @Godzillaman 2 роки тому

      I think the guy thought he was saving the kid's life.

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 2 роки тому

      Yeah not really considering he basically kidnapped the child and left the mom stranded in the middle of two highways

  • @amandahugginkiss55
    @amandahugginkiss55 2 роки тому +1

    Just watched GhostRider... with nick cage, ugh. Because he was an awesome actor wayyyyy back when, please, would you critiques Raising Arizona? John Goodman. The wife lady actress. Oh, man, such a great movie!