Everything Wrong With Moonfall in 20 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2022
- Moonfall is a ridiculous disaster movie that, I guess, some people watched at one point. Maybe. Boy does it have sins.
Thursday: fantasy/adventure sins
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Like how Jeremy acknowledges that a lot of people actually worked hard on this film, despite the end product. But, seriously, he went easy on this movie.
Honestly. This movie is such a complete piece of dogshit. That its my favourite movie ive ever seen in theaters. Me with like 9 other people randomly scattered thru the theater. Every so often someone yelling “WHAT. HOW”
Well a lot of people did work hard on this movie whether or not it was a box office smash or bust, so at least he acknowledged that.
Yet he hates logos
@@Joreel a lot of people work hard on any movie in Hollywood...
@@COLE_PRODUCTIONS And they don't usually blow this bad in this spectacular of a way.
I loved the part where the moon says “it’s falling time” and then everybody started clapping at the cinema
Moonius is my favourite avenger
Did you stay for the post credits scene where Io and Ganymede tell the moon they're putting a team together?
i liked it when the morb mooned moon knight
#Moonfallsweep
I know it was amazing when he mooned all over that planet
This was one of the most ridiculous experiences I've ever had, watching this film. I kept nervously laughing from all the stupid things that were there and I normally have high tolerance for these types of movies, Armageddon is my great guilty pleasure! But this... destroyed even me.
Was genuinly surprised by the Quality. The bad, bad Quality. Lots of things to say but what really got me was the 'Technobabble'. Ya know, the kind of stuff that early Star Trek did so badly that later Sci-Fi literally ridiculed it?
Like Sam from 'Stargate'?
You're right, this was very bad movie. I started to treat it as a B movie part way through and started mocking it. MST3K Style.
Yes
It's a little less ridiculous than Day after Tomorrow but far worse dialog. I actually liked Day after Tomorrow even though its highly inaccurate.
oh no the moon just entered the atmosphere.
I can't believe you missed that the "How many Brians you think are inside the moon" joke was lifted from The Lost World Jurassic Park, where they're searching for the Julianne Moore character and someone calls out "Sarah Harding" and Ian Malcolm asks "How many Sarahs you think are on this island?"
12:27 Cinema Sins missed an epic memetic opportunity on the "That's so unfair to all decent Karens out there" to follow-up wit h "...yes, both of them."
This makes me sad, and also angry. Sangry.
@@heddalee Moonfall is both dumb and crap. It's crumb.
That someone was Vince Vaughn's character
You actually noticed the white dwarf issue. Not only that, a white dwarf would be so dense it would actually mess up the entire solar system AND the Earth would be orbiting the Moon, not the other way around.
Becky the astrophysicist does a whole youtube presentation on how stupid this plot element is. Oddly messing up the whole solar system was a lot lower on her list than you would expect.
@@glenchapman3899 LMAO, REALLY? I'm going to check out that video, brb
@@alphaalex8821 Yeah she was very concerned about the Roche limit, the radiation from the white dwarf, the light blinding everyone. Cooking all life on the planet with x rays. How many orbits the Moon would need to hit the earth. You know, the sort of things these idiots should have thought about before writing this turd
@@glenchapman3899 I watched it and she does bring some interesting points too. I liked it, thanks for this!
@@alphaalex8821 Pleasure is all mine
I'm surprised you guys managed to keep this video to a respectable 20 mins. I was expecting something twice as long.
In this economy...
I think they were just having mercy on us or stopped before their heads exploded.
I'm wondering how the most random comment gets so many likes.
I was expecting a part 2, or a SEQUEL
With a squillion plus sins...
We watched about 30 minutes if this movie when I was ready to turn it off. My wife asked if there was a CinemaSins on it, found out there was, then had to finish it so I could enjoy your commentary. Thank you for making the movie worth it.
CinemaSins is the only reason I trudged thru this movie.
I'm surprised you didn't say anything about getting the space shuttle ready for launch in a day or two! Also the ending of this movie where avatars for the former human-like people to look like the astronaut's son is just like the ending in "Contact". And the DNA explanation of life on Earth is the same explanation used in "Mission to Mars" (2000).
Two films which are MUCH, MUCH, much, much, much better than this trash heap of pusillanimous poppycock.
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makes you wonder. . .
It's like mass effect 3
Also the space shuttle launching while inside of a wave 😂😂😂 best comedy I’ve ever watched.
Ahhh, Contact! Another reference I missed. Surprised there wasn't a beach! This movie has all the references.
I watched this in actual cinema just for the memes, I knew nothing about the movie except that it was just infinitely bad, and it fulfilled its expectations to 100%. I unironically hope they make a sequel just because it was so beautifully stupid
*make it even better by adding/including a time travel/mulitverse aspect to the plot and seeing/watching the planet being destroyed several different ways and the incredibly complex/convoluted manner in which humans from 20,000 years in the future and their alien counterparts prevent the event, thus altering their own timeline at the same time before being sucked into a quantum singularity of absolute plot convenience*
Same here! In fact my friend and I had a couple of drinks beforehand so we could actually sit though it and just ended up laughing our arses off throughout it XD twas a good time
The stupid is too much for it to be funny
It cost 120m and took 58m worldwide. They ain't making a sequel. I
@@scottmantooth8785 This...sounds like a perfect sequel to me!!
Roland Emmerich back in 2009: “2012 will be my final disaster movie”
Post 2009: Um
Roland truly is an untamed madman...
Roland: imma end the world again
Co-director: do you mean a new movie?
Roland: did i stutter?
2012 was terrible in my opinion. I'd rather watch this moonwreck
What happened to him? lmao
He's being unusually harsh on himself. He's made plenty of movies that are disasters since then, this one being the latest and greatest (disaster).
The thing with the 'increased gravitational pull' that's really stupid is that if the moon was getting that close, we'd be experiencing just, all the geologic disasters. Superquakes, skyscraper sized tsunamis, crazy weather. How the hell were the oceans being pulled to the moon? Somewhat less gravity isn't the same as the moon somehow having greater gravity. There is no reason why anything to be leaving terra firma to visit the moon when it's supposed to have 1/6th the mass of Earth. There shouldn't be a survivable surface left once the moon started getting very close. I mean, the movie even featured a 'rips the atmosphere away' bit. Where did it go? Somehow our atmosphere was just fine after the orbit got reset? Sure, some of the air would have been pulled around the planet to follow the moon as it orbits, but I think the implication was a lot of it was being pulled away to the moon itself...What I'm saying is, is that forget the human race surviving. Virtually all complex life (and a lot of the single celled life forms as well) should have been wiped out by this disaster.
The movie is just not good. The pandemic no doubt played a hand in how much of a mess it turned out to be, but it plays fast and loose with logic and physics to a degree that makes the average over the top Hollywood action flick roll its eyes in disbelief.
It doesn't need to be accurate it's a movie
Honestly, I'd say these movies that try to pretend they scientifically make sense are worse than ones who just say "fuck the science". There's a big difference between giving a vague explanation to things and just completely trying to ignore logic and reason while telling everyone "the science backs it".
@@Bigalinbklyn83 yea it does if it’s based on science
Oceans being pulled to the moon makes sense though. Why do you think we have tides
@@loneranger718 earth has a stronger gravitational pull which means that shouldn’t happen
“What sucks even more is that this isn’t the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard taught in schools!”
I never knew a sin could physically hurt until now.
You have no idea what should and shouldn't be taught. . everything you were told was told to them by someone else and nothing can be proven even down to the big bang. . .literally has never been proven. . . so grow up and stop believing you know anything.
Yeah, that reminded me of the geography textbook that was widely used in Texas schools that referred to African slaves as “workers” and “immigrants”.
The real sin of the "How many Brians do you think are inside the moon" line is that it's a direct rip-off of a Jeff Goldblum quote in The Lost World.
How many Sarah's do you think are on this island 10/10 harrrrrharrrrrs
“I saw this movie where the MOON was going to FALL, and the MOON kept FALLING at varying speeds over time, and if the MOON managed to FALL to Earth’s surface, everyone would die!
I think it was called *The Rock That Couldn’t Slow Down.”*
I understood that reference
From when the Simpsons used to be funny.
You stole that joke from The Simpsons! Stealing! How could you? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?!
@@Illustraful You just created a paradox
@@thebadfella5296 Oh, look at me! I'm creating a paradox! I'm the paradox man from paradox land in a gumdrop house on Paradox Lane!
I'm amazed there was no sin for everyone going home once the one rocket engine failed around 9:00. Launching that rocket was the only chance they had to get up there and stop the moon from falling. The rocket failing effectively doomed humanity. Yet, there was no effort put in to fix it? Nobody was even going to try to find an alternative? It was just, "Well, there goes our one chance, I guess we're screwed now" from everyone? Immediately? To me, that seemed like the most egregious flaw in the whole movie, and in a movie with this many flaws, that's saying something.
yes...because it was explained in the movie there was a coolant leak and they don't have the specific tools for it
Agreed. The whole tone of the film was bizarre and off, including that moment. Even if there was no way to fix it, why wouldn't the soundtrack have swelled and made THAT a big, climactic moment? Instead of making it look like a bunch of people were going home from work like any other day?
@@Abigail-ny1no they didn't have the TOOLS TO FIX IT and to get the tools they wouldn't have time to bring it
@@infrasonicrebasses4763 I know I'm a year too late, I'm pretty sure they'd attempt to improvise if the world was at stake.
@@infrasonicrebasses4763 It was a NASA launch facility. For someone there to say they don't have the tools to fix engines, is like if I go to a fancy restaurant and they don't have any plates.
The third act exposition dump in this had me on the verge of laughing out loud in the theater, I don’t know how they managed to make a movie about the moon being caused to crash into the Earth even more ridiculous but I really got a kick out of it. This movie is a really entertaining kind of bad
There should have been a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie, "no scientist were consulted in the making of this film."
This is the best bad movie in a long time. You'll get some good laughs out of this one.
Its not a bad movie, its perfect, flawless, amazing. Its not the best "bad" movie, its just the best movie, anyone who says otherwise is a paid naysayer, for how can anyone not recognize Moonfalls immense beautiful magnificence
Well I certainly didn't laugh once at this shit
Nah man, it's just flat out boring. I was on my phone for half of the runtime and couldn't focus more than 5 minutes at a time.
Neither the _least bad_ nor the _best_ bad movie. More like "No. Just NO."
It's like The Core and Armageddon had a brain-dead baby.
Yes
Amazing. Somehow, even under the standards of the easy to please audience that this film is trying to go for (while the director laments this as if he was putting out high art losing to commerce when he just wants to be the top of the commerce heap.) it STILL managed to become a box office bomb. It's sometimes a bit reliving to be reminded that audiences aren't always THAT easy to sway just by being dumb and easy to watch. And because this was an *independent* production, I'm interested to see how Roland is going to climb out of this massive failure.
Oh yeah, I forgot that he self financed this. With China throwing in a sizeable chunk as well.
Not to mention I hadn't even heard of this movie until Pitch Meetings talked about it, so maybe he should've spent that money a bit more wisely
Missed a sin at 7:03, light years is a measurement of distance and not of time. And following the dialogue, he says that we are at Stone Age compared to them, so it confirms the movie used 'light years' referencing to time. :D
Missed the part where the kid is is grabbed by gravity and starts floating away, then saved by being pulled into a wooden shed where, apparently, gravitational effects don't apply.
One sin removed from you, CinemaSins, for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 reference (and also the little dig at Weezers Toto cover lol)
I thought it would be up there with (so bad it's good) " Geostorm". But "Moonfall" elevates that film to "really good". I really really like the cast though.
Geostorm is The Godfather compared to Moonfall.
@@Illustraful nah, somehow Geostorm is even worse than this lol
Love this, someone who says all the things I do about how ridiculous this is, but doesn't get told to shut up by their family! Oh God when you started singing, BRILLIANT, can't believe I missed that one.
8:15 Somebody apparently _did_ bother to paint over that, and then also to repaint it; there are numerous differences between the writing before and after the cut, most notably the line thicknesses, the blobs on the ends of the letter K, the inclination of the F, M and N, and the distance between the C and the K. And the shuttle's name has been all but erased as well.
Gotta say though, the sound design especially for that black alien thingy was insanely good
My boyfriend and I watched this movie a few months ago and it was so slow-paced to us. We were talking all about how wrong everything is and then we decided to fall asleep to it as background noise. We have no intention to finish it.
Good. The ending sucked.
You think you understand science. . you understand nothing.
I've previously enjoyed Emmerich's brand of dumb but fun action adventures. Universal Soldier, ID4, Stargate, The Day After Tomorrow and even Godzilla are guilty pleasures.
But after this travesty, I think he's used up his bag of tricks. The garbage ID4 sequel was the first sign that he can't even maintain the already low quality standards he used to achieve.
Just like M. Night Shyamalan he tries so hard to copy his own brand and directing, that he doesn't see the fact, that people don't want to watch it over and over just with another name sticked on it.
Moonfall, I liked that bond movie.
5 minutes in:
Wait a minute, this isn't Moonraker.
+3000 sins.
I don't know why studios keep giving chances for Roland Emmerich
He literally got nothing else to offer
Haven't seen this, but I'm guessing another helping of "THAT WAS CLOSE" type scenes?
It wasn't studios, actually. This was independently funded by a few Chinese and Russian companies (from what I heard) and yet, it still didn't help. Emmerich is going to be feeling this one for awhile.
Same goes for Luc Besson. Why people keep financing his shit is beyond me
@@motherplayer Yeah he struck gold with Independence Day but that was about it.
@@SirMoeThe2nd And Stargate.
Our moon was built when our proto-planet crashed into and destroyed another proto-planet, in what was the last of a probably very long line of collisions, satellite formations and destructions. It's way more bad ass then a fluffed up story about aliens.
I mean the Sumerians believed in aliens and their story of creation is pretty similar to modern religions like Christianity, and Catholicism only replace a benevolent God with tyrannical aliens so all in all the idea that aliens visited 1000's of years ago isn't all that farfetched
@@kryto4922 Firstly, the Sumerians believed the Anunnaki to be Gods, modern conspiracy theories associate them with aliens not ancient records. They have all the typical mythological associations with astronomical bodies the Romans and Greeks had, and you wouldn't say they believed in aliens.
Secondly, there are far more differences between Catholicism and old Mesopotamian religions than just a cut and paste on who the God is.
Thirdly, ancient imaginations don't mean anything compared to the complete and total lack of evidence not only here on Earth but of everything we've seen and worked out theoretically for finding alien life. And no, you can't just say "Well the universe is big so there has to be life out there" because no, there doesn't HAVE to be anything.
You still, should not be able to see the moon from 250k+ miles away... But big numbers make us not think...
@@tbeatz1117 I havent seen the movie so idk what that's a reference to, but the moon is on average 239k miles away already, it's just so big you can still see it the way you do.
@@R055LE.1 I have nothing to say. Your refutation to my Ill informed reply was well thought out and I admit my basis of "knowledge" regarding this subject comes from a place of ignorance. I appreciate the brief education/correction
I literally spit with laughter when he said he was gunna use his skull as a popcorn bucket
God I was so flabbergasted by this whole movie wondering how on earth it could have happened until the very last second when I saw "directed by Roland Emmerich" and it suddenly all made sense.
Dawg I've been waiting for this one for awhile and my sides won't recover......please sin 'You Got Served'
How is it hours ago it says it was released this minute
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@@AB0786 hahahahaha
14:23 With gravity going crazy, the odds of them surviving is literally astronomical. Between the gravitational forces exerted on them and everything around them, plus all the other tiny things that have to go and fall exactly right for them to survive, not the least of which was the exact right speed at their launch and angle of the "ramp", and a clear and safe place to land, what more needs to be said?
Shit, just the changes of gravity in that area would have liquefied their internal organs while their blood boiled in their veins due to the sudden changes of air pressure long before any debris crashed into them or their vehicle...
@@Dargonhuman Also a very fair and valid point!
But they're in a Lexus... ☠
Its just a movie lol. Calm your tits
Wow. You missed one of the biggest ones. In Colorado when the moon is coming, they need to take refuge in a shed. The kid is is being pulled into the air by the gravity, and they pull him into the shed - where gravity is somehow normal.
Its just a movie. Get over it😂
@@Puggedup88a terrible one at that
18:55 that’s the sin right there
Lets not forget how they turned Galactus into a smoke cloud in Rise of the Silver Surfer
That was 15 years ago and I'm still pissed they did my boy Galan so dirty.
Hearing Jimmy get progressively more agitated is so fucking funny.
Do you mean Jeremy? Lol
Me and my son love these videos! I would suggest Employee of the Month, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Stealth.
I still miss your "conversations with myself" series.
While you in a hoodie may have hated moonfall, you without the hoodie was probably throughly entertained
i watched interstellar on a plane ride out of town and on the ride back i watched moonfall. even tho watching them 7 days apart i experienced whiplash 😭
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job”.
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Look man Interstellar might be a lot more high brow about it and actually figured out what black holes look like as a side-effect... but it still has a lot of dumb shit done by dumb people and mystical space magic.
@@blacksage2375 Literally everything up until we enter the black hole and the fifth dimension or whatever had basis in science and could theoretically be possible, this movie is full of bs gravity, white dwarf, alien hive mind stuff. i mean i still enjoyed this movie but don’t compare the two in a positive way, interstellar makes moonfall look like the ashamed son in law to the achievement hunting father
@@itsdomtoo A water planet has a basis in science... it being *knee high* at *any* point is a bunch of contrived scriptwriter nonsense. To say nothing of the current those waves should cause if we're supposed to blame those.
But what really bothers me is multiple scientists being soo fucking stupid as to land on it when those waves are 100% visible from space.
People died so Nolan could feel smart about shit he was too dumb to grok.
I hated this movie so much. I work at a movie theater and so when I saw this for the first time i hated ever second of it. Then when customers asked if it was good i just kinda made a bid of incoherent noises then shrugged
I remember how the first trailer for this thing tried to make it seem like a gritty action-survival movie filled with existential despair and the trailer(s?) closer to launch just tried to make it seem like a goofy Marvel movie.
Mood whiplash, ow.
Disaster movies are my go-to guilty pleasure movies, so when I heard “the moon is falling out of orbit and going to destroy the earth” I thought it would be just the right kind of ridiculous and was genuinely looking forward to it. But this just had too many over the top moments that had me pointing them out and laughing.
Especially that clumsy exposition dump about the backstory of the moon and the AI cloud monster
The answer: Everything. Literally everything is wrong with this goddamner of a movie.
How is it hours ago it says it was released this minute
I hated this movie so damn much
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Some of the CGI on Earth was awful (like the car chase) while the CGI on the moon was good; as usual they gave different parts to different companies but boy would I never hire those.
It's movies like this that make me thankful for Cinema Sins
Why so they can propagate approved information?
@@gamedrop3262 Huh?
Space shuttle launches usually takes at least two different control-rooms full of people - Launch control at LC39 at Cape and mission control at Houston. There's no way you'd be able to do a launch with only two people.
I am so happy that I found your channel years ago and that you continue to bring great content.
haha the ending part was spot on. Also YES TO DEEP SPACE NINE GETTING AN HD REMASTER!!!!
Wasn’t the problem that they filmed DS9 on digital in contemporary TV resolution and thus can’t pump up the resolution by rescanning the analog source material like with TOS and TNG?
@@magicmulder Partly. It also has to do with the fact that sales of the remasters of _TOS_ and _TNG_ didn't sell as well as planned. So, even if it was as easy (and cheap) as those two, it likely will not be worth the cost; even less so because of the _additional_ cost due to the original format.
@@magicmulder Yes something like that, from what I understand (and I could be wrong) it was filmed in high quality to begin with and so is harder/not cost effective to boost it higher
@@scaper8 It was neither easy nor cheap with TOS/TNG. Remember they had to redo *all CGI* (all practical effects in TOS) because of the low quality of the original.
@@magicmulder I don't mean to imply that it was. I said _AS_ easy and cheap; I meant it only relative to the cost of doing _DS9._ Sorry if it read differently.
I saw this in a movie theatre...I was desperate for an entertaining sci fi spectacle. My skull is also now just a bucket for popcorn.🤕
Yeah I saw this movie in theaters with my aunt and uncle first I thought the movie was okay this video and honest trailer made me change my mind
The concept of the film seemed promising to me with it being a natural disaster with the moon but once I heard the aliens stuff in this I lost interest
I'm surprised there wasn't a sin for ripping off Terminator with the AI becomes self- aware and seeks to destroy humanity... or else that that's
From what I am understanding, they would’ve only needed to have cut off like a finger or a toe for the finally. But I feel like if they had taken that into account there would’ve been something like “But we don’t have a bone cutting knife to remove a finger so someone just has to die”
not even that, just required some bread lmao, would have done the job
Well technically somebody could've spit into something and that would be organic matter.
@@arjunsatheesh7609 I was going to say, take a massive dump, and throw it like a dumb ape. That would have really taught the AI not to mess with us!
@@bobdobbs69 Return to monke
I tried to watch this movie, twice.. and fell asleep. Thanks for the recap.
Hey Jeremy youre my favorite narrator. Well, right behind charlton Heston on all those old ww2 history documentaries. Thanks for all the laughs over the years so far.
i think you mean Burt Lancaster’s The Unknown War narration. Or the World at War’s Lawrence Olivier narration.
14:11 God KC screaming "its trying to eat the landa-" and then getting cut off kills me for some reason LOL.
Oh my goodness, the commentary of having open drink containers next to the technology followed by the shaking of the desks and spilling of the coffee was funny. I watched this movie bc I love Patrick Wilson. And although it wasn't that bad of a movie, it was interesting especially once the team went to and into the moon.
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My girlfriend being the absolute amazing woman that she is turned this on for us thinking I would like it and after just a few minutes I was like “we can turn this off and watch a romantic comedy cause this sh*t is horrible.”
You need weed in your life. This a great movie to watch stoned.
I watched this movie ...well on a whim. It was there, I thought "sure, why not" and just went IN. I instantly figured "oooh, B Sci-fi movie, awesome." and kept going and I was genuinely having a laugh and a good time. I THEN found out that this was made by the same team that made INDEPENDENCE DAY! and they willingly put their names on this atrocious piece of BS!!!! I genuinely liked Independence day, but after having watched this I'm afraid to go back and rewatch it. Maybe I was just a kid that didn't know better??
MAN this movie sucked!
Independence Day is still great. Watch it on July 4th this year.
Until i watched this BS, Independence day was my "worst SF movie ever" .. this one has snatched that title.
Independence Day 2 was equally as bad as this movie!! People were alive that we watched die!! Then all the aliens that supposedly had no vocal chords start making a lot of noise !! Also the aliens firepower was almost ridiculous!!
@@jeremyswalley8625 seriously one of the worst, if not the worst, "reboot/sequel" movies that have ever been made.
While watching the movie, during the scene where the shuttle is spinning rapidly, I said to myself “We interrupt this space conspiracy movie to bring you Gravity.” You should have done that
"You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The MOON. It comes crashing into Earth! And what you do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Brothers' ...'Two Brothers'...it's just called 'Two Brothers'!"
Aw geez Rick how do u suppose it ends?
Perfect birthday gift!! Thank You.
Happy Birthday
It's also the perfect birthday gift for Elon Musk, considering this is a laughably bad movie about space. It's his actual birthday on the day this was uploaded, FYI.
9:15 Wow, I haven't heard CS laugh like that since Dredd! XD
The idea that a symbiote octopus monster in space is plausible but aliens building the moon is ridiculous
Watched this with my family and my dad said it's basically just a dumb movie you turn your brain off and watch for fun. it's pretty enjoyable as long as you don't care about the things that actually make a movie good like accuracy, or good dialogue, or an actual cohesive plot.
Halle Berry is an Academy Award winning actress!!
Also, she delivered the line, “you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?? The same thing that happens to everything else…l”
Also also, she was Catwoman…
Also, also, also, she was in this, so I guess, I’m twisted…
She's... an actress. Definitely no Uma Thurman nor Cate Blanchett nor Sally Field nor Jodie Foster.
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@@Novastar.SaberCombat 🗣Jodie foster is just ok
0:53 I’m watching this at work on my lunch break and Afria by Toto is playing on the overhead speaker. Lol
Such a coincidence lol
thank you cinemasins, i've been waiting for this one for a while now and figured out you were probably doing it last week from the video's descrioption hehehehe XD
I gotta admit I did ironically enjoy this movie
This is one of the best "so bad its good" movies in recent time. So many points I was laughing out loud in what was supposed to be a scene with serious tone. But it kept me entertained and the crazy Sci fi twist was even more unexpected and just offered more laughs to me.
That scene where literal moon chunks falling and hitting the mountains causing shockwave explosions and stuff, and B-plot characters just stare at it for a sec, shrug and go back inside the house. I almost choked from laughing so hard.
Honestly the concept of the Moon being a megastructure is an interesting idea, it was just implemented wrong.
It was an egg in a Doctor Who episode, so... who knows what else the moon might be? xD
Look up "The Moon rang like a bell". That's where this idea no doubt came from.
@@brettbaxter7882 Yeah I heard about that years ago.
There's also a novel about the moon being a capital ship called Dahak, built by a galactic empire thousands of years ago, and then a mutiny happened. IIRC, the trilogy is called "Mutineers' Moon." Even a megastructure around a white dwarf isn't completely unrealistic, but the idea that a white dwarf could be as light as the moon is. They're off by a factor of 30 million or so on that one, and they could have looked it up on wikipedia.
BTW, white dwarf matter is quite elastic. If you could halve a white dwarf, you'd get two pieces, and either would be bigger than the original star. You could continue that and it would work down to a few times the mass of Jupiter. Since the small white dwarves are so heavy, you could cut one into ~1200 planets as massive as Jupiter each. (BTW, the hardest part wouldn't be the cutting, but moving the halves away from each other.)
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 The 'Dahak series,' by David Weber.
_Mutineer's Moon_ was the first book, _The Armageddon Inheritence_ was the second, and _Heirs of Empire_ was the third. There's also an omnibus version, _Empire From The Ashes_
4:55 that "well duh" you said killed me idk why but I laughed for 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure you undercounted.
Thank you for the Captain Scarlet reference. It was well appreciated.
That last outtake was gold! Seriously people, don't miss the outtakes. 😂
I saw the trailer for this at some Marvel move or another I went to last year. I knew _then_ that this movie would be atrocious. Glad I was not wrong.
What I want to know, is how high were the scriptwriters for this? _How high were the executives that greenlit this?_
I took my daughter to see Spider-Man No Way Home and this trailer played before the film. We both, in a completely full theater, had to do a double take at each other. We thought it was a parody movie at first. When we realized it was an actual release, we gave each a WTF is this crap look. Sad thing is, some people in the audience seemed excited about the movie.
The script probably started awesome, and the executives - bored out of their mind because this was filmed during the worst of the pandemic - couldn't keep their hands off and kept inserting shit "because that'll be cool". That's probably also why it is so excessively longer than the typical 90 minute disaster movie.
This sort of shit isn't rare when executives don't let the writers do the writing. It ends up bloated, generic, and uninteresting, even if the core concepts are cool.
i kinda wish they'd made this a TV series, cuz wack-ass shit like this is what i love in sci-fi. The concept is really unique, and i always like weird explanations for the earth and/or moon existing.
and like, maybe it could've been good lol.
Haha, I never expected to see a Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons reference from Cinema Sins!
Yeah this movie sucks. I remember seeing it in theaters and when they finally got to bullshit reverse gravity moon launch, I thought we had maybe 20 to 25 minutes left. I thought it was third act climax time. Little did I know that is literally the halfway point of the movie. It doesn't drag, it just feels like a 4 hour movie.
I unironically enjoyed this movie. No i'm not suggesting it is oscar worthy or anything, but i turned my brain off and actually enjoyed it for what it was, an adventure movie with batshit crazy ideas.
yeah same. It gets too much hate imo. I wonder if they're planning to do sequels
Thank you for acknowledging the greatness of DS9. Sometimes I feel like it's the forgotten step child of the Trek series, even though it's by far the best of the bunch.
DS9 didn’t really take off until they ripped off Babylon 5 and its “mysterious alien enemy multi-season story arc” premise.
It's one of my least favorites to be honest.
i LOVED that series! the first season had many cringe worthy episodes but i glad it didnt get cancelled.
Better than voyager?....come on!!!
One of your best. Keep it up guys.
This movie made me want to drive up a scenic mountainside road all they way to the summit and watch the a beautiful sun set on the horizon, then put my car in neutral and let it roll off the cliff.
It *IS* pretty atrocious.
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Idk how I feel about being the only person who actually liked this movie
"I'm using my brain as a popcorn bucket..." LOVE IT!!!"
Laws of physics: exist
Roland Emmerich: "Fuck it... let's do the one about moon falling and shit, oh and throw some aliens in there" .
It was an okay movie, although we've seen about a dozen CGI cities be destroyed since Independence Day came out in 1996.
And what city is being destroyed in both independence day and moonfall. New York
Halle Berry is always a win.
*cough* Catwoman *cough*
Am I the only one who thought that Jeremy went from a horrible Scottish accent to a servicable Jamaican at the very start? 😂😂😂😂😂 "Commercial sins" sounded Jamaican haha.
The mom in the beginning looks like they couldn’t get Kristen Wiig but told the casting director to get someone vaguely like her.
This could have easily been the runtime of the whole movie
I had the misfortune of watching this movie with some friends and then arguing with a friend about how a white dwarf would literally kill them if they even approached it due to the intense heat. Needless to say I was right and my friend kept saying "But the movie was great! and fun! 7/10" as I kept saying "2/10... everything was inaccurate and terrible, except the SFX"
The radiation would annihilate the electronics of the spacecraft from a long way out.
@@bobdobbs69 gravity would mess up the whole solar system all the way out into the oort cloud. There would be no solar system. If there was a white dwarf inside the moon, we would have a binary star system. Those are NOT stable at all
The Kubrick joke at 1:42 made me laugh out loud.
LOVED the “Captain Scarlet” reference at the end!!!!! Thanks.
9:15 Honestly, I wish we had more movies that were this proudly dumb. This was a bad movie on so many levels, but I still say it's the most genuinely entertaining thing Emmerich has made since ID4. Who cares about scientific plausibility? It's a movie about an evil alien-built Moon trying to kill us all while ragtag heroes make first contact and dogfight in a scuttled Space Shuttle. Facts and physics just get in the way of the silly fun.
The trailer was so good and the cast has good actors so I don't know how they botched it s ok bad. There was potential but it honestly felt like a first draft 😬 There are plot points that don't make sense, most of the dialogue sucks (unforgivable), and so many cliches.
Such a bummer because the concept and visuals were cool.
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love watching your videos everyday 😂😂😂😂
Over the years one of my Top 3 favourite sins has got to be "hahaha...sequel". Glorious ending guys but where does Emmerich go after this?
When I saw the trailer for this the first time the other year, I actually roared with laughter in the cinema. Then as a lifelong Godzilla fan, when I saw the director, I laughed even harder.
I'm disappointed he didn't add a sin at 7:07 for using light-years as a measure of time.
unfortunately thats not an incorrect use of lightyears. distance is sometimes used as a way to say something is ahead technologically
The commentary in this video had me HOWLING with laughter😂😂😂
Thank you! I have been asking for this for weeks!
Awesome review. Just awesome! This movie deserved EVERY BIT of the criticism it received.
do you actually take these videos seriously?
Those videos are not reviews mate