Everything Wrong With San Andreas In Earthquake Minutes

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  • @genericnameman7899
    @genericnameman7899 8 років тому +9253

    You forgot that Dwayne, a rock type, supposedly suvives both earthquake and surf, both of which are super effective against him.

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 8 років тому +466

      But this is the Legendary Dwayne! He has two abilities Flight and Boat that make him immune to those things!

    • @RFGfotografie
      @RFGfotografie 8 років тому +31

      +Daniel Suriano Dude it's not a Pokémon xD

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 8 років тому +223

      Remco F. Gerritsen
      Correct! Dwayne is a Legendary Shiny Pokemon! The Shiny Johnson! I gotta Master Ball with your name on it!

    • @zethiark346
      @zethiark346 8 років тому +83

      +Eric D. The more accurate names for his abilities is Levitate and Water Absorb. ;3

    • @vKILLZ0NEv
      @vKILLZ0NEv 8 років тому +38

      +Daniel Suriano You win the internet my friend

  • @christopherrobertson2105
    @christopherrobertson2105 7 років тому +49

    when she pulled the glass out of his leg I shook my head in disappointment. youre not supposed to pull an object out of a wound before binding it. you bind around the object in question.

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 8 років тому +1316

    The biggest sin is all the weird text glitches throughout this video.

    • @thatonedemonic
      @thatonedemonic 7 років тому +3

      ikr

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 7 років тому +18

      Yep, I paused it on one of the "glitches" - to see what they said - and it's just the timecode of that moment in the video (e.g. 00'07'32) flashing up for a frame. Some error when they made the video, I guess. Bit distracting, but no biggie.

    • @bilalmohammed8533
      @bilalmohammed8533 7 років тому

      aMAX Animations h

    • @Uwujarvis
      @Uwujarvis 7 років тому +1

      aMAX Animations I only saw number glitches

    • @criticalgamer1376
      @criticalgamer1376 7 років тому +1

      Phew I thought it was just me and my monitor was like glitching or something

  • @SapienSafari
    @SapienSafari 5 років тому +188

    “Dwayne Johnson isn’t f*****g me in this scene.”
    *DING*

  • @TheTonyahawk
    @TheTonyahawk 3 роки тому +8

    Just re-watched this, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. Not only are you at the top of your game here these are actually hilarious, you were kind on the sins. Between the 3 of these films I'd say there is close to a million sins each. But again these films are why I love this channel!!! :)

  • @Johnnythat1dude
    @Johnnythat1dude 8 років тому +185

    Missed Sins: Why the fuck is her car so destructive? Do you see it just wrecking the rails and shit as it goes by? That shit is meant to stop you from going over the edge. Her car should be completely torn apart.
    She landed right next to her phone, that doesn't have a single scratch on it, damn phones are resilient these days.
    She can't move forward, but sure the Rock can just rip the door off the car without it falling down.
    Shouldn't there be a lot lot more people freaking out that the Hoover Dam collapsed? It's the fucking Hoover Dam this thing powers Vegas so it's not only getting wrecked by Vegas and most of the Neveda area is without power.
    Landmarks are getting destroyed cliche.
    Trying to escape a city being destroyed in a limo. Not sure if this is 2012 or San Andres.
    One thing that pisses me off about this movie is that this earthquake doesn't feel like an earthquake from people's perspective. California is fucking separating, shouldn't people be thrown all which way and hitting fucking walls and stuff!?
    To further show how powerful this earthquake is, the land is rolling like it's water and the buildings are falling over like they found out they are gonna be in a movie with the Rock. California buildings are built to withstand earthquakes too that is like standard procedure. The sheer force of this should be killing people, not just shaky cam.
    15:05 Not only is LA completely wrecked, but it looks fake as shit.
    Why is it when things are breaking or just incredibly dangerous people are always flooding the area? Did the citizens of LA find out they are gonna be in a movie with the Rock or something?
    This entire endeavor of the guys trying to warn of the earthquake seems irrelevant as fuck. Two cities have already fucking been destroyed and now a 'warning' has been issued. The main shit already happened and this shit isn't not going to be reported or known about.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 8 років тому +1

      +Johnnythat1 Dude I woulda thought the roulette tables being jammed, people betting everything in 00 'cliche' woulda been in there... hell maybe it was. Not like I have, or ever will watch this movie.

    • @jack-ei6vb
      @jack-ei6vb 8 років тому +5

      You tried too hard to sound like sins.

    • @GoodChicken
      @GoodChicken 8 років тому

      +KINO that's the point

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 8 років тому +1

      +Johnnythat1 Dude
      Her phone must be made from parrts of the legendary Nokia 3310 i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/232/768/e84.jpg

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude 8 років тому

      +ffejpsycho I didn't either but this is what I observed in the video and had to shut the comment down too quickly because I had to run. I just noticed as I watched this video just few things going on don't make sense to me.

  • @kw1ky971
    @kw1ky971 4 роки тому +3

    Why as soon as I watch a movie irl, my UA-cam recommends videos about that movie??

  • @ethanj64
    @ethanj64 2 роки тому

    Sin counter having a stroke trying to keep up with this movie

  • @gimmeamomenttosharetruth5805
    @gimmeamomenttosharetruth5805 2 роки тому

    The Gary Oldman EVERYONE clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I watched the video just because I knew you'd put that in there

  • @Palafertiil
    @Palafertiil 5 років тому +38

    "Die humans, die" made me cackle, thank you so much! lmao

  • @IUseRandomPfps
    @IUseRandomPfps 3 роки тому

    3:39
    And that’s a FACT SMACK!

  • @camerontaylor9330
    @camerontaylor9330 3 роки тому

    And irony. They would use a Canadian marked ship to kill the douchy step dad 😂😂

  • @brianrourke5078
    @brianrourke5078 7 років тому +16

    I seriously can't believe that you guys haven't sinned the 2005 version of War of the Worlds yet.

  • @pontustirro664
    @pontustirro664 3 роки тому

    You missed the sin at the end, when the rock saids : now we re-build. Like.. why woiuld you rebuild anything on a know faultline, 150 yaers is alot sure, but ir would happen again

  • @IceLordCryo
    @IceLordCryo 8 років тому +2272

    is the timer and sin counter flickering for anyone else?

    • @theheretic2494
      @theheretic2494 8 років тому +5

      Yeah

    • @illbebackeventually.9713
      @illbebackeventually.9713 8 років тому +122

      The whole video is quite glitchy, likely a processing issue as that has been happening a lot recently

    • @herokleptic1954
      @herokleptic1954 8 років тому +1

      +IceLordCryo yep

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 8 років тому +69

      same for me, seems like someone who does previewing videos for a living would notice something like this. Ding.

    • @theangryantitheist2973
      @theangryantitheist2973 8 років тому +26

      the sin counter was too. also time stamps above his text at the bottom

  • @god1356
    @god1356 4 роки тому +3890

    I love how the movies always turn dwayne johnson into superman and they make him survive anything because he is too muscular🦾

    • @BlackRepublicanTV
      @BlackRepublicanTV 4 роки тому +69

      Not in The Other Guys 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dallygaming538
      @dallygaming538 4 роки тому +47

      Lol AIM FOR THE BUSHES, falled to death.

    • @Haemaglobin
      @Haemaglobin 3 роки тому +2

      What happened to the 91 other mega minds?

    • @thejourneyman8890
      @thejourneyman8890 3 роки тому +7

      Tbh there's better looking bodybuilders that can act better

    • @graymorgan5262
      @graymorgan5262 3 роки тому +9

      Every movie makes him Hercules

  • @josephmccarthy4307
    @josephmccarthy4307 4 роки тому +4709

    I'm a geologist and I can say with certainty that it would NOT be felt on the east coast. The complex geology of the Rockies makes that impossible. And- a 9.6 hitting San Francisco is also not possible. Earthquakes over 9 are rare and only occur at subduction zones- events called a megathrust earthquake. Seattle could see a 9+ quake someday- the Cascadia subduction zone is locked and overdue for a big one. Worst case scenario for LA and San Francisco is a large-scale rupture of the fault, with a magnitude of around 8.0. A tsunami is possible, although not very likely, and it would not be nearly as big as the one shown- which is exaggerated. A wave that big would only happen after a megathrust event, or if a large volcano or mountain undergoes sector collapse.

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 4 роки тому +81

      pwned

    • @gamingsky499
      @gamingsky499 4 роки тому +61

      I don't care

    • @gamingsky499
      @gamingsky499 4 роки тому +431

      But still good information and for that I'll remove a sin

    • @bartrese
      @bartrese 4 роки тому +76

      NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD! Lol jk

    • @brendan8644
      @brendan8644 4 роки тому +26

      didn't ask why did you say I don’t care when you could have said “I didn’t ask”

  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  8 років тому +4561

    I have no idea why the timer is flashy at points. That's really, really weird. But... too late to fix it now! :)

    • @darthalex314
      @darthalex314 8 років тому +30

      +CinemaSins So is Thursday Furious 7?

    • @vermithrx1744
      @vermithrx1744 8 років тому +16

      +CinemaSins It's time to do all the Star Trek movies.

    • @axx012
      @axx012 8 років тому +13

      +Alex Rodriguez he gonna sin the hell out of that movie

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 8 років тому +10

      I was the second person to thumb your comment up.... My life is complete

    • @ilais2
      @ilais2 8 років тому

      +CinemaSins sinned

  • @Snufkin224
    @Snufkin224 8 років тому +5382

    Biggest sin is the disappointment when finding out this wasn't a GTA movie.

  • @MrTomaszLukasz
    @MrTomaszLukasz 8 років тому +578

    Where's a sin for: ""Mr Fantastic is not using his powers in this scene"

  • @PhxGKINGMIKE
    @PhxGKINGMIKE 3 роки тому +697

    "Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" is what got me to die laughing!

    • @beauhape6
      @beauhape6 2 роки тому +2

      That was the funniest thing haha

    • @hariharang8872
      @hariharang8872 2 роки тому +3

      That was the funniest thing haha

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX 8 років тому +448

    8 minutes into the movie - 24 sins.
    This is not a good sign.

    • @cshthrill
      @cshthrill 8 років тому +1

      It's extremely terrible 😱😡

    • @deserthare4726
      @deserthare4726 8 років тому +2

      That was him removing a sin. It's the ding backwards.

    • @antoniabaldassarre4360
      @antoniabaldassarre4360 8 років тому +2

      its worse when there are 30 sins in the first five minutes or not even just saying

    • @jewelecus490
      @jewelecus490 8 років тому

      XD

    • @natasha9264
      @natasha9264 8 років тому

      haha lol

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 8 років тому +2604

    "So here are ten sins" (adds only 1 sin)

    • @AO968
      @AO968 8 років тому +141

      +Fallout Plays The timer jumps by 10 at the next sin, so it evens out in the end.

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 8 років тому +67

      +Fallout Plays He added ten sins a few sins ago, and then again in the next sin. I doubt he expects people to even pay attention. XD

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 8 років тому +13

      Also, near five minutes, the sin counter blinks

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 8 років тому +11

      +Fallout Plays Cinema sins sins?

    • @huntermcintosh8173
      @huntermcintosh8173 8 років тому +3

      +Fallout Plays 6:00 it shows one of the previous lines

  • @cavansmith655
    @cavansmith655 8 років тому +8734

    Who else watches these so they dont have to watch the movie

    • @rileyfreeman7122
      @rileyfreeman7122 8 років тому +165

      Everyone.

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 8 років тому +29

      True.

    • @notasian7620
      @notasian7620 8 років тому +71

      I find these harder to enjoy if I didn't watch first buy I still do

    • @cwellofgreen8175
      @cwellofgreen8175 8 років тому +22

      +Riley Freeman No, it's EVERYONE!!!!!

    • @KrustydaClown
      @KrustydaClown 8 років тому +41

      I did that for Pixels! No way I'm going to sit through an Adam Sandler movie but I was still curious on how the movie looked like. XD

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 3 роки тому +190

    I know this guy gets a ton of views, but to me he's still criminally underrated in terms of how rapid-fire brilliant his sense of humor is.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 2 роки тому

      True, true, true. When I've actually paid for a movie (rarely) and it goes from bad to worse I go from tickled to angry. Humor gets lost somewhere in between, but then I'm not getting paid to do reviews, lol.

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah i mean the sins aren't representative of how bad a movie is because some of them are really non sensical lmao but at least it's funny

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles Рік тому +8

      The jokes are definitely hilarious at times but considering all of CinemaSins videos are scripted and edited for the punchlines it's the absolute polar opposite of "rapid-fire."
      Frankly, if you're using the videos as examples of his "rapid-fire" wit then you're criminally *_OVERRATING_* it.

    • @schm147
      @schm147 Рік тому

      Rapid-fire? My brother in Christ, these videos are scripted and written by 3 or 4 people.

    • @earlleeruhf3130
      @earlleeruhf3130 Рік тому

      Maybe you fail to realize he probubly plays the film over and over and over again to add or reject comical lines.

  • @ponchopponcho
    @ponchopponcho 3 роки тому +52

    Man I like what you mention about how majority of movies are just moments and not really written or directed with any kind of running logic they stick to

  • @felixthegreat3417
    @felixthegreat3417 4 роки тому +1793

    The old couple that died on the bridge was sad

    • @arbjful
      @arbjful 4 роки тому +77

      Relax, its a movie, they are alive.

    • @samanthahill8780
      @samanthahill8780 4 роки тому +20

      arbj 🤣

    • @rezn8r84
      @rezn8r84 4 роки тому +75

      arbj No shit

    • @tylsimys67
      @tylsimys67 4 роки тому +40

      @@arbjful But in any case I don't think they have a lots of years ahead of them.

    • @Fatestcates
      @Fatestcates 4 роки тому +7

      @@rezn8r84 r/Wooosh

  • @CineasteStudios
    @CineasteStudios 8 років тому +631

    This movie had its faults.

  • @kiradevalle7968
    @kiradevalle7968 5 років тому +644

    The Golden Gate bridge runs North/South. There’s absolutely no way that the sun would be setting in that direction unless the Earthquake changed the entire rotation of the planet.

    • @Neon-zq5of
      @Neon-zq5of 4 роки тому +27

      Sin it

    • @randomcoloradan2878
      @randomcoloradan2878 4 роки тому +25

      *D I N G*

    • @AstarionsBoyfriend
      @AstarionsBoyfriend 4 роки тому +1

      Actually thats not true due to earth rotating too so technically the sun could be at any position.

    • @paladins_hamm9627
      @paladins_hamm9627 4 роки тому +11

      POTG The Earth rotates East-West and orbits the sun consistently, so the Golden Gate Bridge will always be perpendicular to the sun

    • @paladins_hamm9627
      @paladins_hamm9627 4 роки тому +10

      POTG ever heard of “the sun rises in the East and sets in the West”

  • @InReznovWeTrust
    @InReznovWeTrust 8 років тому +143

    Alexandra Daddario is unrealistically attractive.

    • @Lightlysalteddd
      @Lightlysalteddd 8 років тому +5

      This ^^^^^^^

    • @DreamFortressss
      @DreamFortressss 8 років тому +3

      Ughhhhh

    • @Helldog6
      @Helldog6 8 років тому +1

      +The One Who Knocks
      Bruh... True Detective....

    • @kalebsmith9551
      @kalebsmith9551 8 років тому

      Yep

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 8 років тому

      +Helldog6 True detective... I have never watched that... Never... Maybe... Stop looking at me like that

  • @vicky31mom
    @vicky31mom Рік тому +38

    I don't know if anyone else noticed but at 14:43 when he went to add 10 additional sins for Blake and the 2 British brother surviving all kinds of unlikely things throughout the movie, only 1 sin was added to the Sin counter and it wasn't until the following sin that the 10 sins were added.

  • @matthewb1660
    @matthewb1660 4 роки тому +612

    14:13
    as well the school bus just got cut in half
    directors: “let’s kill everyone on a bus”
    weird guy: *makes it a school bus*

    • @trevorlarsonn
      @trevorlarsonn 4 роки тому +46

      holy fuck I didn't even notice lmfao that's horrible

    • @Darkness_56526
      @Darkness_56526 4 роки тому +23

      Took me forever to find the thing.
      I guess the directors thought that if they had the wrong bus, painted it a different yellow, and made the stop sign arm very small, no one would notice it was a "school bus".

    • @lalallama171
      @lalallama171 3 роки тому +7

      Well even if the rope or whatever the Christ it is didn’t cut it in half they would’ve still died because of, you know, the giant ass tsunami

    • @vickylance
      @vickylance 3 роки тому +1

      What is wrong with that its just a school bus?

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 роки тому +13

      @@vickylance School buses are generally full of kids

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 4 роки тому +1220

    Yeah it really bothered me that Dwayne's character not only abandoned his duty to los anglees rescue but also technically hijacks that rescue chopper for personal reasons...during a massive emergency and natural disaster
    and nothing happens to him...
    not too mention multiple counts of theft and looting.
    this is like if firefighters just suddenly abandoned fighting the wildfire and or evacuating people then stole several local vehicles and or rescue helicopters to go save their individual families two counties over.

    • @koushikkashyap439
      @koushikkashyap439 3 роки тому +43

      So in way it IS like GTA.. interesting

    • @nanand.r
      @nanand.r 3 роки тому +37

      just to save his EX wife

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 роки тому +1

      Fr

    • @jjjacer
      @jjjacer 3 роки тому +16

      I could see him getting away with it, given that probably anyone that knew what he did, that he directly worked for, might have all died in the earthquake or the rescues. and with such massive death, and destruction one AWOL rescue pilot would probably not be on the top of anyones list for years

    • @pipebombhs1412
      @pipebombhs1412 3 роки тому +2

      He is the rock

  • @Snekbae
    @Snekbae 8 років тому +535

    I guess CJ can't follow the train now

    • @counter546
      @counter546 8 років тому

      +MegaWeeb hahaha

    • @graywolf7237
      @graywolf7237 8 років тому

      +Alice snake bae Get out.

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu 8 років тому

      +Alice snake bae do you not know your name resembles a hot demon snake girl whose name is alice

    • @MasterFancyPants
      @MasterFancyPants 8 років тому

      +Anime Lover720 You just made me throw up:)

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu 8 років тому

      MasterFancyPants throw up all you want but if you ever saw her i think you would agree she's hot

  • @calmchugh2601
    @calmchugh2601 3 роки тому +30

    Whenever I see Dwayne Johnson in the cast of a movie I always assume that Alexandra Daddario is also casted.

  • @KobeYang2429
    @KobeYang2429 8 років тому +209

    Ironically, I got an Earthquake insurance commercial before this video.

  • @Atraira
    @Atraira 8 років тому +783

    Movie Sin Timer has a mad eye twitch. *ding*

    • @Atraira
      @Atraira 8 років тому +76

      Correction: ALL the text in this video has a mad eye twitch. *ding ding ding*

    • @Atraira
      @Atraira 8 років тому +64

      "So here are 10 sins" *adds one sin.* *ding*

    • @crushermach3263
      @crushermach3263 8 років тому +6

      +Atraira Those were actually added on the next ding if you watched. Still a sin though.

    • @raven89F
      @raven89F 8 років тому +1

      +Atraira Timer wanted to count all those millions of dead people as sins but evil operator of cinemasins wouldn't allow it

    • @tasiyeahh
      @tasiyeahh 8 років тому +5

      D-ding d-ding
      Get it? Cuz the timer is glitching? I'll go now.

  • @bowlofskittles1405
    @bowlofskittles1405 8 років тому +538

    Plus 100 sins for all the main characters living when they should've died

  • @salt_soop7773
    @salt_soop7773 3 роки тому +67

    13:54 killed me. Like actually, what were the script writers thinking

    • @markfitzgerald2869
      @markfitzgerald2869 Рік тому +1

      I know. Its not like it just magically spawned there💀💀

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 8 років тому +258

    "Alexandra Daddario is so hot,she makes me hurt" cliché. (ding!)

  • @accounttwo5144
    @accounttwo5144 8 років тому +781

    0/10 No CJ.

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 8 років тому +1

      He is not a good actor.

    • @RIADAPLE
      @RIADAPLE 8 років тому +2

      +Alexander Chippel ¿? he is the best actor ever

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 8 років тому

      Ricardo adrian apari le No, he is absolutely appalling. His death save everyone else's career. Well, except to the poor fool that was in this film.

    • @RIADAPLE
      @RIADAPLE 8 років тому +34

      Alexander Chippel we are talking about the GTA SA CJ

    • @edpetres
      @edpetres 8 років тому +1

      5:46, what was happening to the timer?

  • @aarontoole8047
    @aarontoole8047 7 років тому +773

    "Dies humans die hahahahahja" had me dying

    • @solezest7134
      @solezest7134 7 років тому +14

      So the hex worked then good! - ding

    • @aurra7756
      @aurra7756 6 років тому +8

      I’m a Pokémon not a human

    • @fqidz
      @fqidz 6 років тому +2

      Cause u die

    • @szasaalmencion5721
      @szasaalmencion5721 6 років тому

      That means, "Aren't humans are suppose to die in falling in the f*cking buildings?"

    • @BoxerFadlan
      @BoxerFadlan 6 років тому

      Gwar

  • @UwUYT
    @UwUYT 3 роки тому +142

    All jokes aside I watched this when I was much younger and the death scenes, especially the chef on fire in the restaurant, stayed with me for a LONG time, and that old couple in the tsunami is heartbreaking. The special effects are amazing and this movie was, frankly, terrifying to young me (even tho I don't live anywhere near the US). Now I almost never watch disaster movies. Edit: it wasn't actually that long ago, about 3-4 years (I wasn't that young but it feels like I was). I'm sorry if I exaggerated a bit.

    • @zsysvr2959
      @zsysvr2959 2 роки тому

      Same! As a kid i had nightmares of this movie,but now i like this movie!

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 2 роки тому +10

      @@zsysvr2959 Holy fuck, this movie is 6 years old, how can you be talking about 'when you watched this as a kid', and how old do you think you are now?

    • @jerichojones2722
      @jerichojones2722 2 роки тому +5

      @@Youchubeswindon it blows my mind when i see comments like this. be talking about a song thats 3 years old and people in the comments will say "this reminds me of my childhood" like what.

    • @jerichojones2722
      @jerichojones2722 2 роки тому +8

      if you were very young 6 years ago, you're still very young lmao.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому

      i just LOVE that edit!

  • @MrHanvin375
    @MrHanvin375 8 років тому +542

    Thanks to CinemaSins, I do not have to waste 2-3 hours of my life watching stupid-ass movies.

    • @DailyDoseofShortsVideos
      @DailyDoseofShortsVideos 8 років тому +2

      lol hate much everymovie has bullshit scenes

    • @MrHanvin375
      @MrHanvin375 8 років тому

      +Death0908 yessss, but thanks to cinemasins I don't have to anymore

    • @wistfulaether
      @wistfulaether 8 років тому +13

      +Hanvin Gavnah i didn't really think the movie was that bad imo
      if you watch it before you watch the cinema sins you might like it lol

    • @ramairgto72
      @ramairgto72 8 років тому +7

      +Hanvin Gavnah
      Worth a watch to be honest, the visual effects are good.

    • @avinotion
      @avinotion 8 років тому

      +Hanvin Gavnah I'm taking one for the team. Just to see if Alexandra Daddario is as beautiful as people say she is.

  • @joshuas.686
    @joshuas.686 5 років тому +827

    If a 7.1 earthquake only causes moderate damage and no fatalities in Ridgecrest, CA and surrounding Southern California, there's no way it can level the Hoover Dam lol

    • @davidmarwood775
      @davidmarwood775 5 років тому +50

      Depends on where the epicentre of the quake is. If it was directly on the hoover dam it could cause major damage to the structure. Thankfully that would be an extremely unlikely occurrence

    • @rivia_jr1
      @rivia_jr1 5 років тому

      Joshua S. I was actually looking for a company about an earthquake recently

    • @brandongoodwill9054
      @brandongoodwill9054 5 років тому +11

      the Hoover Dam was not engineered to withstand ground acceleration over 0.1g

    • @AdamLop314
      @AdamLop314 5 років тому +5

      @@brandongoodwill9054 thank you for actually bringing factual evidence into this

    • @jojoa5868
      @jojoa5868 5 років тому

      Thccd bjikngde

  • @tumtuminmybumbum3917
    @tumtuminmybumbum3917 7 років тому +433

    Wait, this film isn't about Gta?

    • @SexyEvilGenious
      @SexyEvilGenious 7 років тому +6

      Tum Tum in my Bum Bum i know right i thuaght it was gta sa but sa is a real place! Iv been having too many chicken wings with bbq saice

    • @LouieV6
      @LouieV6 7 років тому +1

      Lmao!! No

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 7 років тому +5

      HammerJack 1 San Andreas is actually the fault that creates earthquake

    • @varsity4584
      @varsity4584 7 років тому

      Tum Tum in my Bum Bum fr

    • @varsity4584
      @varsity4584 7 років тому

      HammerJack 1 everything you said made no sense

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 3 роки тому +18

    I suppose she pulled the glass out of that dude’s leg because they weren’t near a hospital or the hospital was destroyed, but normally you don’t pull the object out. Leaving it in prevents the bleeding from worsening, especially if the object is in the leg (femoral artery). It also prevents damage that happens from pulling an object back out. Infection and such can be taken care of later. Bleeding to death is harder to fix.

  • @nightfall6922
    @nightfall6922 7 років тому +332

    14:44 'Im getting tired of pointing these out, so here are 10 sins.' (adds one) that should do it!

    • @nightfall6922
      @nightfall6922 7 років тому +36

      It's kinda funny, how the video made to point out sins uses the times people have sinned as a bonus round.

    • @jackfergusson5642
      @jackfergusson5642 7 років тому +10

      Yeah he added the ten sins when the dick got crushed by the shipping container instead

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 7 років тому +7

      Night Fall To be fair, the fucked up counter may have had a part in this glitch. It flickers constantly throughout this.

    • @davidjames4890
      @davidjames4890 7 років тому +7

      Night Fall He added 10 at 14:22

    • @johnarneriise7308
      @johnarneriise7308 7 років тому +4

      14:50 more like

  • @linkinparkundrground
    @linkinparkundrground 8 років тому +617

    You missed the biggest one of the movie. The San Andreas faultline is a transform (or lateral / strike slip) fault, meaning it slides sideways against itself, not up or down. That means it doesn't displace a large body of water the way a convergent fault does, and thus isn't capable of spawning a massive tsunami like in this film.

    • @averageartisian6156
      @averageartisian6156 8 років тому +45

      +Cam Simo Ding

    • @venandisicarius32
      @venandisicarius32 8 років тому +1

      +Cam Simo Nice catch...

    • @Aghaene
      @Aghaene 8 років тому +15

      +Cam Simo

    • @seewai
      @seewai 8 років тому +42

      +Cam Simo that's literally what my geography teacher said during a ten minute rant about the inaccuracies of this movie

    • @DetectorCliche
      @DetectorCliche 8 років тому +5

      +Cam Simo Well keep in mind they didn't have Doc Tyson to say "mysteries of San Andreas" for when they didn't notice a flaw in the films science.

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 8 років тому +242

    I would like to start something called "CinemaSin Syndrome". ( Maybe even "Cinema SinDrome" )
    I'd like to ask everyone if after watching a few of these, anything you do afterwards ( watch a movie tv show, or even just walk through your house ), you start to imagine this guy saying sins regarding things around you?
    Anyone, anyone?

    • @lisandrovargas1176
      @lisandrovargas1176 8 років тому +2

      Yup

    • @sonadowfangirl30869
      @sonadowfangirl30869 8 років тому +1

      Definitely!

    • @penismusicunlimited
      @penismusicunlimited 8 років тому +18

      I start naming cliches in movies, too. Like, "Everyone dies except the protagonists" cliche.

    • @JohnathanBowser
      @JohnathanBowser 8 років тому

      110%

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent 8 років тому

      See tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTetrisEffect , but minus the whole "being entirely about games" thing.

  • @charlieparker5977
    @charlieparker5977 3 роки тому +28

    7:55 , you need to remove 10 sins for the guy making the right call and putting his brother in harms way to save Alexandra Daddario. That is once in a life time chance there and he chose wisely.

  • @MathPikachu
    @MathPikachu 8 років тому +174

    I guess this movie has a lot of FAULTS!

  • @Luvutoo
    @Luvutoo 7 років тому +329

    Plus a sin for the flickering editing that made me think my pc was broke

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 7 років тому +708

    What's with all the weird visual glitches in the video? Did the earthquake affect the rendering process, too?

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 7 років тому +14

      Minty Zed Grimes yet another person who doesn't know how to read a top/pinned comment from the channel owner... how do y'all leave comments without seeing the very first comment from the channel?

    • @hierophantgreen9658
      @hierophantgreen9658 6 років тому

      Heh.

    • @AskAir
      @AskAir 6 років тому

      Minty Zed Grimes Yeah I was wondering that too.

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 6 років тому +11

      Timmy Teaches yet another person that only knows how to yell at others for something that no longer exists and proceed to not explain it to others, enjoying shitting on others?

    • @davrosdarlek7058
      @davrosdarlek7058 6 років тому

      Ur normie arse Clorox Bleach account it does exist. It took me 2 seconds to find.

  • @bugsy220791
    @bugsy220791 2 роки тому +11

    The modern screenwriting sin is so right, I miss old movies where a story was told not, just all done for a quick quip or joke it’s depressing tbh.

  • @S4MM_7
    @S4MM_7 5 років тому +274

    Anyone else notice the counter increasing by 10 instead of one?
    14:20

    • @angie4662
      @angie4662 5 років тому +23

      Yeah but if you watch up to 14:45 then you see that they added only one sin instead of ten😂😅

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 5 років тому +13

      At 5:55 he says this, but I don't know about the next sins

    • @pedrampakfar1054
      @pedrampakfar1054 4 роки тому +8

      He says deserves 10 sins. Duh

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, but also, the time was bugging out the entire time. Think it was something to do with a joke about the time it takes for anything to be done in a movie, or about it being about earthquakes. Who knows, could have just been broken.

  • @GrizzleyBearington
    @GrizzleyBearington 4 роки тому +640

    9:24 “Hot girl from Percy Jackson” *D E C E A S E D*

    • @generalgrievous4772
      @generalgrievous4772 3 роки тому +3

      @SCP 999 wanted to say hi,so I let him say hi Alexandra daddario played annabeth in the Percy Jackson movies

    • @belowplays230
      @belowplays230 3 роки тому +3

      SIMP ALERT

  • @randomizerperson
    @randomizerperson 4 роки тому +12

    Meanwhile, in 2020: Everything wrong with Wuhan in world pandemic minutes

  • @Antibong
    @Antibong 5 років тому +1527

    So...
    It’s not about Grand Theft Auto?

  • @Trance_Kitsune
    @Trance_Kitsune 5 років тому +937

    Survived a 7.1 earthquake while in Downtown Los Angeles woo!

    • @jvsun325
      @jvsun325 5 років тому +26

      Kitsune91 we didn’t experience the same 7.1 as Ridgecrest, we felt more like a 6.0

    • @denalisun_
      @denalisun_ 5 років тому +1

      I survived the one on Nov 30 2018 in Alaska, seems pretty similar in shaking idk

    • @lindsaymcauley9345
      @lindsaymcauley9345 5 років тому +1

      Hey! So did I

    • @6ix9aths73
      @6ix9aths73 5 років тому

      I was at lake havasu during the earthquake.

    • @V48088
      @V48088 5 років тому +2

      @bruse wayne it's not coming man at least not this year

  • @WarriorOutcastRebelJedi
    @WarriorOutcastRebelJedi 5 років тому +600

    Lmao this is on my recommend list. Im in California and there were 2 earthquakes today lmao

  • @mr.farrowsclass6592
    @mr.farrowsclass6592 4 роки тому +29

    "Thankfully this search and rescue helicopter pilot also knows how to fly planes"
    That one is one the few non "sin of conveniences" in the movie. Helicopters are significantly harder to fly than fixed wing aircraft so many rotor pilots often start out learning flight basics in planes.
    Even if it's only basic flight lessons it's easier for them to get comfortable with radio communications, navigation, engine gauges, and flight surfaces in a plane where it's far more stable.
    However, I do agree that if the Rock wanted my stolen truck I'd give it to him, hell if he wanted my actual paid for truck I'd give it to him.

  • @ZantiDC
    @ZantiDC 8 років тому +304

    I completely fucking lost it at 13:24 thank you Jeremy hahaha

    • @MrCadaaa
      @MrCadaaa 8 років тому +4

      +Zack Decay Me too, Me too! X'D

    • @Xirogify
      @Xirogify 8 років тому +9

      +Zack Decay did you find it?

    • @Nenmeu2
      @Nenmeu2 8 років тому

      +Zack Decay lolol me too

    • @Eclipse8502
      @Eclipse8502 8 років тому +1

      +Zack Decay Oh my god

    • @edwinwahl7840
      @edwinwahl7840 8 років тому

      It was on the boat.

  • @ojuanicahickman8245
    @ojuanicahickman8245 6 років тому +1275

    Is it me or is the sin timer and counter messing up?

    • @Bataowata
      @Bataowata 5 років тому +106

      Earthquake Time

    • @jamie7158
      @jamie7158 5 років тому +43

      It's twitching

    • @chronohitbyabus3889
      @chronohitbyabus3889 5 років тому +12

      random dude did you figure that out all by yourself! Amazing!

    • @mushroom6633
      @mushroom6633 5 років тому +50

      I noticed it and i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @golgorothbake9757
      @golgorothbake9757 5 років тому +5

      I noticed that too

  • @MrCoconutsquash
    @MrCoconutsquash 8 років тому +165

    155 "here are 10 sins" ding 156....

    • @MrCoconutsquash
      @MrCoconutsquash 8 років тому +27

      then 156 to 166 lol

    • @darkwolfgames5519
      @darkwolfgames5519 8 років тому +3

      +MrCoconutsquash i think that was on purpose.

    • @NoWayFolding
      @NoWayFolding 8 років тому

      +MrCoconutsquash Noticed the exact same thing lol.

    • @sarah20011
      @sarah20011 8 років тому

      He gave the extra 10 about 3 seconds after he says it... (After the next sin) 😊

  • @ToastyFresh1
    @ToastyFresh1 4 роки тому +55

    I’m sitting here wondering why all the female actors can pass as pornstars

  • @ghosttoast680
    @ghosttoast680 5 років тому +368

    *country roads intensifies*

  • @WorasLT
    @WorasLT 8 років тому +184

    All you had to do - is to follow that damn earthquake, CJ!

    • @rev9673
      @rev9673 8 років тому +1

      +Lyrion Tannister I see you everywhere!

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT 8 років тому +1

      ***** More wine please.

    • @CrownedGD
      @CrownedGD 8 років тому

      +WorasLT I'm gonna be honest. I burst out laughing when i saw this comment.

    • @dakid40777
      @dakid40777 8 років тому

      If you know that reference then you had a very stressful time i heard that at least 10-15 times lol

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT 8 років тому

      Darrius James That or I completed SA 11 times.

  • @daleharris3809
    @daleharris3809 6 років тому +341

    An extra sin for the scene at the stadium where he tells the woman to "find something sturdy." WTF is sturdy during a 9.6 earthquake??? The earth itself is splitting apart. There's nothing sturdy about anything!

    • @kansas813
      @kansas813 5 років тому +8

      air

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 5 років тому

      But like, what if there's a bad wind too?

    • @AnnisAdventures
      @AnnisAdventures 5 років тому

      Well, a doorway or a table would be sturdy and are usually what you should head for in an earthquake

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 років тому

      The grass would probably start to leak water and make things very spooky

    • @quingo1139
      @quingo1139 5 років тому

      @@AnnisAdventures you should never seek shelter in a doorway during an earthquake.

  • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
    @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING 8 років тому +295

    *Plot twist: Decepticons triggered that hoover dam collapse and the whole San Andreas fault.*

    • @bhobolate9054
      @bhobolate9054 8 років тому +4

      Ding

    • @dippst
      @dippst 8 років тому +1

      +SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB a category VI kaiju triggered the earthquake.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 8 років тому +2

      +dippst Not a twist, It's them Starting a Cinematic Universe...The Rock has 5 Characters in it, and counting.

    • @whitebaer3034
      @whitebaer3034 8 років тому +1

      +SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB decepticons did 911

    • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
      @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING 8 років тому +5

      Whitebaer Starscream did 9/11

  • @scottboyer4079
    @scottboyer4079 8 років тому +99

    This video is more entertaining than the actual movie and a heck of a lot shorter.

    • @kensley94
      @kensley94 8 років тому +2

      +Scott Boyer join us, you wont regret it ;)

    • @MagnakayViolet
      @MagnakayViolet 8 років тому +2

      +Scott Boyer This is how I watch movies. No theater nonsense. Plus a boost of humor.

    • @drowsyd3m0n1c
      @drowsyd3m0n1c 8 років тому +1

      +Scott Boyer reasons why we love cinimasins. watch the movie in fairytale/earthquake/alot less minutes with awesome commentary. skip over the missplaced romance bs, learn about the promethius school of running away from things, know that shanghai china is not to be confused with shanghai kentucky, and lots of learning about coincidirony

    • @bogdanescu86
      @bogdanescu86 8 років тому

      +Scott Boyer the ideal way to watch mediocre movies

    • @drjong2651
      @drjong2651 8 років тому +2

      CinemaSins is the best way to speed-run shitty movies.

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 7 років тому +271

    While I would like to point out that I do like this movie, that the movie has completely glossed over the fact that the destruction of the Hoover dam has essentially wiped out the power for every city in the southwestern United States and California

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 7 років тому +35

      Oh and it's fucking amazing that the giant buildings in San Francisco and Los Angeles, which were built to withstand earthquakes, get destroyed
      With that said, I do recognize that they are only built to withstand earthquakes up to a certain magnitude, but that makes me question why all the buildings did not collapse
      And the fact that they only put the destruction of the transamerica building in the background

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 7 років тому +17

      They probably thought it would be too cliché if all the buildings were destroyed. Even in a movie like this.

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 7 років тому +5

      Also IS THAT MR FANTASTIC HOLY SHIT

    • @NickStar8820
      @NickStar8820 7 років тому +3

      MooshroomGaming we had to watch it in science class lol

    • @arandomrowlet6842
      @arandomrowlet6842 7 років тому

      MooshroomGaming 100000000 sins for minecraft avatar

  • @FrogMan_thebassist
    @FrogMan_thebassist 4 роки тому +11

    Ok, I understand that it's a huge tsunami, but really, throwing an entire battleship at a building, I'm pretty sure that was the Jeramia o'brian

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause 8 років тому +102

    Everything Wrong With San Andreas Summarized in 1 Sentence:
    Alexandra Daddario was not in a soaking wet t-shirt or a bikini for the ENTIRE run time of the movie.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 8 років тому +3

      +Drake Santiago and didn't drown

    • @kittycatz11
      @kittycatz11 8 років тому +5

      Ding!

    • @davidromero9045
      @davidromero9045 8 років тому

      and didn't fall in love with an idi- wait a second...

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 8 років тому +4

      +Drake Santiago I was surprised he didn't take off some sins for all the tit jiggle. I don't think any of the main female characters owned a bra and all of their tits jiggled as the went about.

    • @gabrielcoombs4566
      @gabrielcoombs4566 8 років тому

      Everything Wrong With San Andreas Summarized in 3 Words: The Rock. Period.

  • @aichen4415
    @aichen4415 4 роки тому +210

    We watched this in my science class and EVERYONE gasped when the one guy died, and the when the driver got crushed. And there’s one thing that could have saved the daughter... the LIFE JACKET!

    • @marko1216
      @marko1216 4 роки тому +7

      Ai Chen In a stream water like that, life jackets are useless...

    • @pedromoreira2875
      @pedromoreira2875 3 роки тому

      In a tsunami like that almost every thing is useless.

    • @peppertrout
      @peppertrout 2 роки тому +3

      Great use of public school time to watch such an educational movie.

    • @eleventhhouseofzenith
      @eleventhhouseofzenith 2 роки тому +4

      @@peppertrout you never watched movies in any of your classes at the end of the year?

    • @Vahlee-A
      @Vahlee-A 10 місяців тому

      You can't use a life jacket if you're underwater with something above you.

  • @tacothedank
    @tacothedank 8 років тому +621

    The saddest scene to me (yes I watched the movie) was when the old couple hugged for the last time before being killed by the tsunami.

  • @user-tg3fj
    @user-tg3fj 8 років тому +134

    Close your eyes and listen to the bonus round

    • @philippebeauchamp2827
      @philippebeauchamp2827 8 років тому

      I know what you did there.... ;)

    • @ornaurtes
      @ornaurtes 7 років тому +16

      Louis Upton SEX

    • @brose2k
      @brose2k 7 років тому +8

      Hahahahahahaahaha, 10 sins for making me think of sin

  • @80PercentAshamedOfU
    @80PercentAshamedOfU 7 років тому +530

    "Because the wifi is still working all over the everywhere." 😂
    I love this guy.

    • @ashleynimmo99
      @ashleynimmo99 6 років тому

      sam winchester must have been in the area

    • @yeye-gw6ty
      @yeye-gw6ty 6 років тому

      Goob

    • @ooof1764
      @ooof1764 6 років тому

      80percent ashamed of you what a name love it

  • @galemrin4721
    @galemrin4721 7 років тому +154

    Remember when Ray told all those people to go to the side of stadium? Remember how they survived? Remember the tsunami? Yeah, they're dead.

    • @mr.vibeboy05
      @mr.vibeboy05 7 років тому +1

      Galem Rin I just remembered That Ray said that

    • @freezamanchills7001
      @freezamanchills7001 7 років тому

      FYI That is possible dude I won't explain it coz yah know NERD TALK

    • @tydroid6283
      @tydroid6283 7 років тому

      Pretty much ten sins right there.

  • @noahsmith6455
    @noahsmith6455 2 роки тому +5

    Sin 1: This is not a movie about GTA. They could at least have a Big Smoke cameo.

  • @ToM92MoT
    @ToM92MoT 8 років тому +173

    13:24 Everything someone who watches these movies (and Roland Emmerich) loves to see

    • @joshuahuber8628
      @joshuahuber8628 8 років тому +1

      +ToM92MoT How I felt during Man of Steel

    • @noracrosbie9848
      @noracrosbie9848 8 років тому

      +Joshua Huber yeh

    • @kyleflounder9783
      @kyleflounder9783 8 років тому +2

      +ToM92MoT It's why I can't wait for the day we have PCs and city games like Sim City 4 modernized, so we can blow the hell out of cities, and watch their beautiful towers catch on fire, fall, and smash into a billion pieces. :D :D :D :D :D

    • @noracrosbie9848
      @noracrosbie9848 8 років тому +1

      Kyle Flounder that would be awesome!

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara Рік тому

      Yea

  • @RaggedyDan
    @RaggedyDan 8 років тому +835

    Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With San Andreas In Earthquake Minutes:
    1. The "Movie Sin Counter" keeps flickering.
    2. The "Movie Sin Timer" keeps flickering.
    3. At 14:43: "so, here are 10 sins" - adds 1 sin.
    4. 14:51 - adds 10 sins instead of 1.
    Ofc, I'm only messing. :P I love your vids :)

    • @brunor832
      @brunor832 8 років тому +7

      +II Danz Ding

    • @RoqueBa
      @RoqueBa 8 років тому +20

      +II Danz At 7:14 and other times, the words that are going to be said flash in the top right corner.

    • @tylermulay6953
      @tylermulay6953 8 років тому +4

      +Jonathan Hurst it's probably a fight club kinda thing

    • @itsjustusgeeks9310
      @itsjustusgeeks9310 8 років тому +42

      Thank God someone else saw the flickering. I thought I was going crazy

    • @itsjustusgeeks9310
      @itsjustusgeeks9310 8 років тому +3

      Thank God someone else saw the flickering. I thought I was going crazy

  • @alexanderjamesaustin
    @alexanderjamesaustin 8 років тому +103

    wtf is happening at the top of the screen, words and numbers keep flickering

    • @Sirholyphoenix
      @Sirholyphoenix 8 років тому +2

      Yes, I noticed as well.

    • @concon09090
      @concon09090 8 років тому +15

      Lizard people mind control.

    • @Firstnamewastaken
      @Firstnamewastaken 8 років тому +6

      +Alex Austin Because this is Everything wrong with San Andreas in *Earthquake minutes*

    • @DeaDaR03
      @DeaDaR03 8 років тому

      +Alex Austin That's what you get when you use lord's name in vain

    • @t.wood01
      @t.wood01 8 років тому +2

      The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?!?

  • @equarg
    @equarg 8 років тому +137

    🙄
    Geologists probably laughed during the whole movie.

    • @lordhoth4443
      @lordhoth4443 8 років тому +9

      As a geologist I did. Then again I kind of watched it for the lols

    • @HereticMonk
      @HereticMonk 8 років тому +10

      +equarg Yes, yes we did. We can't make a drinking game out of this movie like with Dante's Inferno or Volcano because it would kill you if you tried to drink for every geology mistake, even with beer shots. This is sad. We are hoping someone in the movie industry will remember that there are screenplays out there to make an earthquake movie out of the New Madrid fault quakes, capable of destroying every building within about 500 miles of Memphis TN, and more importantly keeps shaking with major aftershocks for the next 80 years, which is what happened the last time in 1811-12. Last time it rang church bells in Boston and toppled walls in DC.

    • @equarg
      @equarg 8 років тому +1

      Heretic Monk
      Oh yes!
      Apparently the Discovery Channels made for TV Special movie (called Super Volcano) about the eruption of Yellowstone National Park was actually fairly accurate for a movie.
      Except for the silly computer 3D computer used to monitor the underground magma chamber, the facts, figures, and depiction of the eruption was pretty factually (a bit rushed but factual on the consequences, like how jets engines and ash don't mix well)!
      I took notes for a Geology teacher who could not watch it...she was impressed that it looked like "someone talked to and listened to a geologist for once, and only added a little bit of Hollywood into it".
      You sound like an true expert...but I love learning about real disasters, so to learn what to do/not to do in the same situation!
      Look up Super Volcano if you can (on UA-cam now) and tell me what you think!
      PS I lived in the Pacific North West, I know how we are DUE for a similar event to what happened in Japan off our coast.
      Seattle is so screwed with their poor building codes! Heck Tokyo's strict codes payed dividends that day in lives saved!

    • @HereticMonk
      @HereticMonk 8 років тому +1

      equarg Foundation anchor bolts will save Seattle and Portland. They already got a 7.1(?) a few years ago and it was fine. Hardly any damage. A 9.1 would be another story, however, and the big one in 1700 made a 30 foot high tsunami that went 30 miles inland in the lower flat places like Tillamook, and quite a ways up the Columbia river. Killed 5000 people in Japan, too. If the big one hits in the PNW I'm not sure how the houses will survive and how much damage they'll get but generally wood frame houses don't fall in big quakes.
      There's only people in those high rises 10 hours a day, so the odds are the quake is only 45% chance to kill them. Its harder to predict with tall buildings because while they're engineered to deal with shaking, they're engineered to deal with "predictions" which are not all that accurate. Resonance can make buildings fall and double the shaking on a building down the street. Tall buildings are also made out of welded steel, which has certain strain rates engineered into them. You can exceed them and get the Twin Towers collapse happening. I would expect that from a big quake, even in Seattle or Portland.
      I have personally witnessed ground waves like in San Andreas in the scene in LA, whipping through the houses and knocking out the power and kicking up dust, and the problems that result from those are the most devastating and expensive after the shaking stops. All the water and sewer pipes get broken. In LA, where it only rains 11 inches a year and the water supply is pumped through aquaducts? LA would run dry and people would die of thirst in 3 days. That's way worse than the original shaking, and nobody in Hollywood makes movies about that. There isn't enough gasoline in LA to get the entire population gassed up and out of town, and its got desert on three sides, with roads that can't handle 12 million cars all at once, much less over 3 days of increasing fear and thirst. LA is a deathtrap.
      The houses won't fall in the quake because they're flexible wood frames. Doors might not shut, and windows would break, but you're pretty safe there. The only buildings that fell in Northridge were some houses of cards style apartment buildings perched on weak pillars over a garage space. Obvious those would fall and they did. If your building is on the ground and only a couple stories tall you'll be fine.
      I saw Supervolcano when it came out on Discovery Channel. Geologists have since discovered that the magma chamber under Yellowstone is about 100 times larger than originally thought, and drifts west into Idaho as it descends. That's pretty unusual. They did a great job in that movie showing how the eruptions work in a caldera, and why the ash is such a threat. What they missed is the ash is still hot and would have lit a lot of things on fire, and would have retained heat once on the ground for a year or so and potentially melted together, which is a thing that happens with volcanic ash.
      The thing in the movie about a faultline under Lake Mead isn't wrong, exactly. There sort of is one, but its going north-south, and its east of the dam, not under it. There's also faults running north south through MOST of Nevada, so that's hardly breaking news. Nevada is twice as wide as it was 3 million years ago, just to make you understand how big a deal this is. There's faults under Death Valley, and an East-West fault called the Garlock that meets up with San Andreas north of the Grapevine. It's made some big quakes too, so the complaint in the video about faults locking up each other is incorrect. Also, the San Andreas isn't ENTIRELY strike slip. There's also some lifting and thrusting in the bends, thus the San Bernardino Mountains north of LA exist. And 1000 feet of Bodega Head showing 8.5 quakes up the mountainside, 11 of them, above Bodega Bay north of San Francisco. I have no idea if this lifting of that hillside of 40-80 feet in each of 11 big quakes made tsunami but it probably did.
      I can honestly say that when I saw the trailers for this movie? I laughed hard for 10 minutes. Hollywood is TERRIBLE at disaster movies.

    • @equarg
      @equarg 8 років тому +1

      Heretic Monk
      0_o
      Wow.
      You and my geology teacher would of been great together!
      I lived in Spokane Washington for 17 years and it was discovered that there were some fault lines that ran thru our area...and Latah (or Hangman Creed) ran right along one of them. Has a few small quakes in a cluster a few years back (most were heard and bangs instead of really felt...but one little one did rattle some dishes.
      Apparently when Seattle had a nice 6.1ish quake buildings build on softer ground or filler soil did shake/ resonate a little.
      Also a few taller building swayed a tiny bit...and one person's fence did move about 5 inches (news was all over that ladies fence because of it)
      I was in a decent 5.1 as a kid in Tacoma Washington.....Felt that one that's for sure....
      Any ways, if the "Big" one should hit off the North West coast...how are inland would the shock waves be felt and could if affect our Volcanoes like Mt Rainier (or other sleeping giants?)
      My geologist also explained to me how Mt Spokane was NOT a volcano..it was a granite exertion (Magma caused a bulge in the ground but did not erupt, it hardened, and overtime the overburden was eroded away the and the hardened magma is not exposed) and Mt Rainier could be dangerous without erupting!
      He told me the Rainier used to be several thousand feet taller, but collapsed because the volcano is basically a giant pile of rotting andesite(?) due to all the hot springs causing the granite to decompose and become unstable.
      What's worse, the most unstable part is directly facing civilization.
      The last nonerupting collapse was found be be devastating a few thousand years back......
      What are the chances of this happening (non eruption massive collapse) and what economic and human life losses could occur as a result?

  • @greg.sym.4115
    @greg.sym.4115 8 років тому +149

    800 degrees Celsius is 8 x the boiling point of water. I know you were doing the whole 'haha, Americans dunno what Celsius is' gag but I just wanted to say that anyway

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 8 років тому +3

      +Greg. Sym. 1472 total degrees Fahrenheit.

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 8 років тому +48

      +Greg. Sym. I don't think the sin here is that he doesn't know what celsius degree is. The sin here is that something called gas prod, whatever it is is measuring the temperature of something and how can anything in helicopter reach temperature of 800 degrees and not burn the engine and possibly the crew. I know exacly what is celsius degree and i still was confused about what the hell was that supposed to be.

    • @TheHenryFilms
      @TheHenryFilms 8 років тому +9

      +Zero the Faceless Super fun at parties here: Usually engine coolant isn't water, and so has a much higher boiling point. giving the movie the benefit of doubt, the issue is that it was getting to the red line

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 8 років тому +10

      +Greg. Sym. more a reference to how Americans or you for that matter (since you didn't get the point) aren't familiar enough with Helicopter instrumentation to know that the Gas Prod is measuring the intermediate turbine temperature (thanks Google) and as a result showing us this gauge is POINTLESS, it has jack shit to do with Celsius vs Fahrenheit argument.

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 8 років тому

      DanielRichards644 Haven't flew any helicopters recently so thanks for clarification.

  • @teenytinykittycat5702
    @teenytinykittycat5702 4 роки тому +155

    I giggled when you said Dick Mountain. You’re absolutely right he should have laughed at Nob Hill.

    • @colloquialsoliloquy6391
      @colloquialsoliloquy6391 3 роки тому +3

      There is an actor in Casino called Dick Smothers,genuinely

    • @Snagprophet
      @Snagprophet 3 роки тому +3

      Its the kind of thing where the actors should've giggled and the director says "hey that should actually be in the dialogue".

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 роки тому

      @@Snagprophet I mentioned it too, I'm not even British, I'm Dutch, but I think the actors aren't British either, are they?

    • @Snagprophet
      @Snagprophet 2 роки тому

      @@Widdekuu91 The ones with the English accents are, unless they just put the accent on for the movie for no reason.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 роки тому +4

      @@Snagprophet
      I googled it. The older brother is Australian.
      The younger one is from Ireland. Neither are ´English.´ Explains why I felt the accent was off xD

  • @ellenchavez2043
    @ellenchavez2043 Рік тому +5

    The year this came out, my mom's last sibling died. She was the only one left..since we have friends in CA, I took her and a friend.
    The movie was so over the top, but the special effects and story was like a rollercoaster ride. They had a great time. My mom noted that the only special effect missing was The Rock without his shirt.
    The movie helped snap her out of her funk.

    • @Vahlee-A
      @Vahlee-A 10 місяців тому

      I'm sorry for your loss. I'm glad y'all were able to find some joy in a sad time. 🤟🏽🤟🏽

  • @rebeccahernandez1248
    @rebeccahernandez1248 4 роки тому +222

    “Die humans die. Ahaha.” I laughed

    • @lunaballuna
      @lunaballuna 3 роки тому +1

      That was the best part lol

    • @AnonymousinLouisiana
      @AnonymousinLouisiana 2 роки тому

      I literally watched it multiple times and still laughed out loud 😂😂

    • @hariharang8872
      @hariharang8872 2 роки тому

      That was the best part lol

  • @JowoHD
    @JowoHD 7 років тому +116

    I can 100% confirm anyone from Britain under the age of 30 would have giggled at Nob Hill

  • @tehangrybird345
    @tehangrybird345 4 роки тому +6

    14:57 I would rather see Phil Swift’s point of view so he can re-think a bucket with a small whole is a lot of damage

  • @DopeHeathFilms7895
    @DopeHeathFilms7895 8 років тому +134

    The movie was awful.

    • @GritsnBeans
      @GritsnBeans 8 років тому +36

      But the bouncing cleavage from Cugino and Daddario was glorious.

    • @urbex_coasters
      @urbex_coasters 8 років тому +14

      I thought this movie was fun. I enjoyed it, but I thought it had lots of sins. It was at least a heck of a lot better than 2012.

    • @KingDrew
      @KingDrew 8 років тому

      +GritsnBeans where was that?

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 8 років тому

      +rollercoasterfan2000 While were at it, lets tout it's laurels in comparison to The room.
      Actually at least the room was captivating, and you really had no damn clue what was about to happen.

    • @BifordusMaximus
      @BifordusMaximus 8 років тому

      +Eli Heath I agree. The only thing that got me through it was cleavage. I felt ashamed at the end of the movie.

  • @abby-mz1nm
    @abby-mz1nm 7 років тому +64

    dude you missed out one sin. blake’s leg got caught under a whole cement block and when she’s saved, she can walk

    • @jellydopenut2073
      @jellydopenut2073 6 років тому

      Her leg was under a seat. Also the whole weight of the cement block wasn't on her leg

  • @trailersic
    @trailersic 8 років тому +143

    This movie was so boring, stupid (but not in a good way) & predictable.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 8 років тому +8

      +Sic's Space Yeah, didn't even top 2012 lol

    • @Demonos3
      @Demonos3 8 років тому +1

      +Sic's Space I wonder if it was as boring as the second 300 movie... I fell asleep multiple times in that movie, like 5 times. brought my mom to go see it when she visited me in Vegas... I had to make up for that blunder by going to a Cirq Du Solei show which was actually more entertaining than 300 2. bunch of people tried to joke around and say I shoulda brought her to Zumanity... yea, I know what happens during that show and aint no way im bringin my mom to that one lol.

    • @Hanatash
      @Hanatash 8 років тому +1

      +Sic's Space I though we all just watched it to see Alexandra Daddario bouncing around in a skimpy dress.
      What exactly were you expecting out of it?

    • @RyansChannel0203
      @RyansChannel0203 8 років тому +1

      You must be hard to please then. Because this movie had really good drama and action IMO.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 8 років тому

      Demonos3 That movie was "successful" because everybody wanna see Eva Green's big tits, that's it. And while I'm at it, I say it's really disappointing that Lena Headey played second fiddle in that crock of shit of a movie. At the end of 300, she became such a badass, and at the end of Rise of An Empire, she was counted only as Sullivan Stapleton's ( Themistocles ) reluctant reinforcement. Like, WTF, where's Queen Gorgo?

  • @davidm5707
    @davidm5707 4 роки тому +8

    I live where he "dropped the Sharpie", and there is a fault near here. And I have felt the house shake before.

  • @Identitykrysis
    @Identitykrysis 8 років тому +47

    As a helicopter pilot, I have to say thank you for sinning pretty much everything helicopter related in this movie!

    • @metastasisd
      @metastasisd 8 років тому

      +Jordan Stephens What about the helicopter pilot also knowing how to pilot a fairly simple airplane (as far as fixed-wings go, anyway)?

    • @Identitykrysis
      @Identitykrysis 8 років тому +2

      +Nick I'm personally not dual rated, but getting a single engine-land add on rating isn't hard at all. are you're asking if I think it should be counted as a sin? I think so, kinda falls into the 'main character knows how to do everything ever' schtick

    • @metastasisd
      @metastasisd 8 років тому

      Don't you get your airplane license before you get your helicopter rating?

    • @Identitykrysis
      @Identitykrysis 8 років тому +1

      +Nick a fixed-wing rating is not required in any way to get your rotary wing ratings

    • @Identitykrysis
      @Identitykrysis 8 років тому +1

      +RingSight91 not really. the only reason to do that would be to save a little money. if you want a career in the helicopter industry, you need all the rotary wing hours you can get, fixed wing doesn't count for hardly anything

  • @dbloskijr4665
    @dbloskijr4665 5 років тому +254

    Everything wrong with San Andreas
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    No CJ

    • @DrHurricaneA115
      @DrHurricaneA115 5 років тому +4

      Someone else said it for me.

    • @Acq275
      @Acq275 5 років тому +1

      Who?

    • @DrHurricaneA115
      @DrHurricaneA115 5 років тому +1

      @@Acq275 I hope you're joking 😂

    • @tech808gaming3
      @tech808gaming3 5 років тому

      Bru My name is CJ I got scared for a second

    • @Acq275
      @Acq275 5 років тому

      @@DrHurricaneA115 i don't play GTA

  • @daniela4738
    @daniela4738 7 років тому +146

    As someone who is CPR certified, his CPR technique was absolute shit.

    • @mavvh1054
      @mavvh1054 7 років тому +16

      Daniel Ahn I concur. 1st problem was the number of compressions between each mouth to mouth, 2nd was HIM STOPPING FOR NO REASON 3rd is the fact that he did turn her head to the side when not doing m2m to allow her to more easily expell the water and not almost cause her to drown again. 3 sins one *ding ding ding*
      Edit: just re-analyzed his chest compressions, that hand positioning is bullshit. Add another sin for my forgetfulness and his shite training for a rescue chopper pilot.

  • @deloreanman14
    @deloreanman14 4 роки тому +3

    9:35 - Gotta disagree with you there...power seat controls on that final generation of the Town Car were on the driver's door panel, well out of her reach.

    • @marko1216
      @marko1216 4 роки тому +1

      deloreanman14 it was Also Big concrete block on the driver seat..

  • @inkyluminals8487
    @inkyluminals8487 5 років тому +1643

    ALEXIE HE IS BOUNCING BETWEEN RUSSIAN AND SCOTTISH!!!

  • @HurricaneSalim
    @HurricaneSalim 5 років тому +422

    11:46:
    Yes, it can, but only if you're a seismologist, so actually no. The way the focuses of earthquakes are found is via three separate seismology stations in different parts of the globe. (The focus is where on the map and how deep in the crust the earthquake occurred, whereas the epicenter is just where on the earth's surface the earthquake occurred.) The amplitude observed at and distance between each station help pinpoint exactly where in the earth's crust and at what location AND what magnitude the earthquake was. If an earthquake is strong enough, vibrations are so palpable that they can be felt from hundreds of miles away, but not as far as the east coast from the San Andreas Fault line.
    Also, this movie's disaster sequence is impossible for three main reasons:
    1. The San Andreas faultline isn't nearly substantial enough to cause an earthquake stronger than 8.5 on the Richter scale, at least, as far as we have observed.
    2. Showing the fault split open is unrealistic, as San Andreas is a transform fault, where two tectonic plates are sliding past each other, and what would really happen in this scenario is that all scenery along the fault line would move in opposite directions along with the plates.
    Roads would look like this from above:
    | |
    -------
    | |
    One would not see land being separated by a huge crevasse for miles.
    3. The San Andreas fault can't cause a tsunami, as tsunamis of this style are caused by earthquakes on the seafloor that displace water via shifting up or down from below. This can only occur at divergent or convergent plate boundaries, where tectonic plates are either smashing into or pulling away from each other. Seeing as though San Andreas has plates sliding past each other, very little would happen if the part of the fault exposed to the ocean slipped, as little water would be displaced.
    SCIENCE.
    P.S.
    I know that one finds this nitpickiness bothersome if they just want to watch a disaster movie, but honestly, fantasy requires some root in reality, and I'd be far more interested to see a disaster movie about disasters that are plausible. It makes the ride more thrilling because the plot is compounded by the foreboding question of "what if?"

    • @LordBeau
      @LordBeau 5 років тому +17

      Disaster movie I really want to see, nuclear test/bomber crash hits the right spot to cause a cataclysmic chain reaction that completely crippled either North America or the entire world with a majority of people dying and no way to stop it

    • @mackapacka2695
      @mackapacka2695 5 років тому +7

      @HurricaneSalim yeah i agree
      what is he talking about

    • @adithyamenon5207
      @adithyamenon5207 5 років тому +5

      I did not read that fully lol😂

    • @mackapacka2695
      @mackapacka2695 5 років тому +1

      @@adithyamenon5207 first sentence

    • @oneguyonascooter9278
      @oneguyonascooter9278 5 років тому +8

      Very good science, and to your point, no the San Andreas fault can't produce such a quake that it is felt on the East Coast or above and 8.5 (although I thought the limit was an 8.2). However, powerful earthquakes in history have been felt physically from some distance, such as the Haiyuan Earthquake of 1920, which had an epicenter in central China but was physically felt as far away as Norway.
      I used to read trivia in my spare time.