My wife was a security guard at a Sears. There was regular thief that would steal vacuums and get away on a bicycle. When he tried this on her shift she recognized him when he came in and quietly went outside and moved his bike. When he snatched a vacuum and ran to his bike it wasnt there. He panicked and ran to the bus stop. The police arrested him there.
Here in Australia two blokes (A&B) on their way home from the pub went to stop past the servo for a sausage roll on the way home. On approach they saw a car idling out the front and another two blokes (C&D) robbing the servo. A and B ran up to the car wearing thongs (flip flops for you yanks) took the keys out, threw them away into the bushes, called the cops and stood back. C and D ran out, went to get in the car, clued on and had to run off. B filmed the whole thing on his phone, footage in online and is hilarious. Well worth a watch.
@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 wow that does sound like it's worth watching... Do you have a link by chance? not sure how I would go about googling that, I can think of a dozen ways to phrase it and have no clue which one would work, if any
@@finchisneat It's probably this. I just searched "good samaritans thwart robbery by stealing keys to getaway car" ua-cam.com/video/vdtAhPDJgxc/v-deo.html
@@coreytaylor447 lol there can't be that many can there? Source?? Lol Edit: your reply to this didnt include a source that proved your point, just a list of countries who achieved independence from England... And if you go by is own source, it was 63 countries which is 10 more than 1 EVERY week. It's possible some don't celebrate it, but his source doesn't even mention who does and who doesn't, so it's a pretty useless source. All it proves is 63.
I would call this pretty fucking rapid, like cocaine fueled rapid. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up to the next episode with ETA hanging like a pinata.
Speak & Spell English in Canada 101. Our accent makes us sound American however we spell like the Brits. Then we'll toss in French word just to mess with both those country's minds... eh
since people like hearing that, did I mention there is a video of it happening circulating online...yea it did not go well for him at all and the two people behind the counter seemed to relish the chance to use their favorite boomsticks
Yes, there are bones in the ears. They are the smallest bones in your body, the malleus, incus and stapes. They allow you to hear. This episode is hilarious! Thank you 🙂
Describing Death as having "bony ears" is a reference to Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" book series. He never smoked in the books, but if he did, Im certain it would have been a Strand.
You also hear using little bones. Maybe that's what inspired this line from Terry Pratchett. If Death is just a skeleton, you'd probably be able to see them vibrate slightly in Death's ear holes.
Air line staff: he has a gun! Manager: he's going to jail. Air line staff: and a grenade! Manager: he is so going to jail. Air line staff: and what looks like a homemade parachute? Manager: let's let this play out.
What's crazy is TopTenz has a video on Star Wars but Simon knows nothing about Star Wars. He literally presented a video of facts about it but retained none of it. I mean if I had 99 channels and read what he had to every day I'd remember none of it either.
@@diamondsmasher Yeah we usually do not trust in a company that wants to sell you any mobile object on the planet and all that at a discount at all times. But walmart did not realy invest enough i think. The nearest one i had was 7 miles away, the next one was another 30-40 miles away.
“We can laugh about everything. We must laugh about everything. Even death. Especially death. For when has death shown any qualms about laughing at us?”
@@juliahorn3659 I have no clue. I heard it somewhere, wrote it down ‘cause I liked it, and was never able to find it again. I remember that it was a male comedian with a familiar name, but that’s all I recall.
I live right next to the train station where that guy got fried btw, like I can see it from the window of my flat and had no idea about any of it. Was like "ahh no way" when he said Glasgow and so had to Google it and was even more ahh no way when it happened right outside where I live. Super cool, at least for me... or other Glaswegians, maybe Scots, but definitely not the Romanian guy trying to steal the copper wires.
@@nicholasavasthi9879 i think it's by Pierre Desproges, a French comedian who became a master of dark humour after a diagnosis of cancer. thank you for sharing this beautiful quote, i learned all of this by looking it up after seeing it here and i'm glad to have come across his work.
Labor day is in recognition for the sacrifices made by those who originally founded labor unions which fought for workers rights to a safe work place (safety regulations), fair wages, and health care. As a member of the local laborers union I can tell you that everything they fought and suffered to achieve matters. It is a brotherhood our reps and members look out for each other and protect one another from those in big corporations who will try and pull bs on workers.
@@jonoboi8069 Yes, add an air conditioner... most basements I am aware of are fairly cool to begin with. Make it meat locker cold and only let him wear a thin T-shirt.
My uncle told me that he kept an old railway timetable in a safe deposit box, with random times and letters circled in red pen. He figured if he was ever a fugitive from justice, he could buy some time because the authorities would waste resources trying to figure out his meaningless code.
Simon’s kid: “dad, I just found a really cool UA-cam channel recently!” Simon: “oh really?” Simon’s kid: “yeah, and that host drinks just as much coffee as you!” Simon: “oh, what a coincidence! What is it called!” Simon’s kid: “the channel is called business blaze, it’s also run by a guy named Simon!” Simon: *gags* “wow, he sounds very entertaining” Simons kid: “yeah, he also has a kid which he says is an idiot” Simon: “wow, that’s not nice of him” Simon’s kid: “he kinda looks like you” Simon: “she knows too much. DANNY YOU’RE GONNA GET A ROOMMATE!”
"Jesus Christ, South Africa", had me giggling for a good five minutes. I'm from there, that is the perfect reaction to anything happening in this country.
Why does everyone automatically assume we're racist? Isn't that racism in itself? Prejudice? The older generations Jackie speaks of are dead, gone, or quite literally one in a million. I don't personally know of any. Surely there are extremists for every damned thing worth talking about, but you don't judge a populace based off of the 1 or 2% extreme right- or leftists, do you? We arm ourselves - can you honestly expect us not to? If you do - continue reading, I am sure most of this will sound like over-exaggerated bullish!t, until you actually start looking into it... Judge people by what the remaining 98% of the population exhibit as "general" behavior. Not the extremists. I hate being the victim of muggings, hijackings , threats, including but not limited to the constant looming threat of being killed in my home at night purely because of MY race, my wife getting beaten and raped with me tied up - forced to watch, children getting kidnapped and hacked apart for use as voodoo ingredients (called muti locally) and of course my dogs getting poisoned to silence them with a poison so potent it gets aptly nicknamed "2 step" because that's how many steps they take after ingestion, they don't even wince or whine, all of this because they act as an early warning system, without which... you can imagine the rest. Since alarm systems in rural areas are useless due to corrupt authorities taking up to 3 hours to respond to the scene of a crime, NEVER while it is being committed, that's cowardice, nothing else. My local PD is 6 kilometers away, they take 86 minutes on average to dispatch, unless you admit to murdering an intruder, then they'll happily be there in 5. You're better off ordering take out with that phonecall, and shooting anything that moves, including the police in the interim, because they are AS likely to kill you out of sheer incompetence as the criminals are. I think acting like thát is definitely deserving of being called "a bunch of bloody savages without conscience" acting like animals transcends race Tamika... They do seem hell bent on getting revenge for something I didn't do. (from a regime neither they nor I were born under) Worst of all, is our judicial system being a complete and utterly biased sh!tshow. With little to no repercussions for the perpetrators of these heinous crimes. In fact quite the opposite, these actions are advocated and condoned by our leadership. "Kill the Boer, kill the farmer", *look it up, I sh!t you not* With something like 86 different pieces of legislation that are specifically designed to put whites at a disadvantage, either legally or economically. Nowhere else in the world are laws that target a specific demographic while the ones benefiting from it, still bemoan it for being inadequate. Yes a fitting counterpart for "white privilege" As racist as it may sound, it really is an ubiquitous statement when I say: it's unlikely that a white person will be the perpetrator of those crimes, (perhaps a 1/100 chance of a caucasian perpetrator) so I guess it'll always appear to be racist when we speak up about the remaining 99th percentile. Those statistics don't sound anything but racist when expressed that way, do they? They sound prejudiced, stereotypical. And most of all - they sound exaggerated. But they are not. They are just the cold hard truth, sometimes even deliberately toned down as to not create panic, or entice full blown civil war. Imagine that... On the flipside the EFF blows everything out of proportion even going as far as to vandalize businesses and harassing their shoppers for stocking a product whose advertisements were suggesting black women could ever have a "bad hair day", they obviously don't... I don't agree with the advert, but that is a bit of an overreaction, like a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum, don't you think? What about them defending the two murderers in Senekal while the Boere held peaceful protest in front of the court until the police discharged a firearm to disperse the crowd, and the police were forced to flee in their Casper (Armored Personnel Carrier) because that was a very bad idea. It was hilarious though, never seen police panicking that much. You dare shoot at people for paying respect, while exercising their right to peaceful protest? You see we're not equal under the law, only black people may protest and demonstrate. Now I know you think, hey, that's not peaceful... Without outside intervention it would have probably remained peaceful. You likely heard some other narrative about the story. But the police always have to get arrogant. So a police van got overturned... Saying all of this might sound like a stretch, but as with all things, appearances can be deceptive. We don't make any of this sh!t up... We are still living in apartheid, but we are the victims now. It remains funny however, when a criminal gets mauled by a tiger, because of his own stupidity. Equally as funny when the 2 Rottweilers don't eat the "2 step" laced meat, and come out of seemingly nowhere to maul an intruder.
@@17106g that's perfectly understandable, but an incredible shitty thing to ask in 2020, regardless of whom you pose the question to? Apartheid was nearly everywhere (every one was guilty of racial discrimination, specifically against people of color), the only reason we're "famous" for it, is because some fucking moron decided to give it a name. Why do you suppose "BLM" is a thing? It's not a South African construct either but we managed proverbially speaking "om die dam onder die eend se gat uit te ruk" If you're curious about the origin - In July 2013, the movement began with the use of the hashtag #BlackLivesMatter on social media after the acquittal of George Zimmerman in the shooting death of African-American teen Trayvon Martin 17 months earlier in February 2012. Suppose Zimmerman to be an alleged racist (Supremacist) in this case, shooting black people simply because they are black. (do you see the irony yet?) But we've always been 5 or more years behind on global trends... I saw an elderly woman of color waste my time at the express till in Checkers two months ago, writing a check for R35.86 and she appears to have not known how she was supposed to format it, nor was she very proficient in the art of putting ink on paper, but she got it right after the 3rd try, 18 minutes later, and supposedly seemed very "posh" for having a "tjekboek", I didn't even know businesses still accepted checks (unless they were bank guaranteed) however with a name like "Checkers" you can indeed find it understandable that they would have to accept it if someone ironically insisted. To think I was at the point of offering to pay the R40 bill, just to getting the line moving again because of how the rest of the queue were bemoaning the whole affair, especially considering it was an "express" till point. But I let her have her 15 minutes of fame, she's no longer an "agtergeblewene" in the general sense of the word, although she is a bit - chronological/ technologically speaking. But hey, who am I to judge? And given the current situation (you as South African know exactly what I'm talking about) it's not only a shitty thing to ask, but a very touchy subject. Should I pay the price? Apologize for something my entire family tree has no record of being involved in? Or am I guilty by association? Just because I'm white? And we all need to die or fuck off back to Europe? When you see Mr. Big Boss Malema tell him I say: "dis fokken reg", I agree to leave, I can't afford to pay for emigration however - given how he, and his ANCestors fucked up the economy and reduced my life savings to nothing. If he sponsored the plane tickets and visas my family and I would be gone, happily, no arguments, no hard feelings.
@@17106g seems I missed your first response, I do fully understand what you are trying to convey, but I grew up playing with them, sharing my toys with them, (as did my dad) and we never had any hard feelings towards them, maybe it was just something more prevalent in your area than mine, but now, little kids with red berets want to kill me, because they assume too fucking much. I know people to this day that drop the "k" word as a form of disappointment, especially when they are being cut off by a taxi, would you believe me if I told you that they are black themselves? I haven't told you about the 3 year old girl reliving herself in the doorway of our local Spar, helder oor dag my mensie, vang sy 'n kak op die welkom matjie. How do you think the public are supposed to react to that, of is dit nou maar net fine, deal with it? Are we shameless savages? Or are we civilized? Because we can't claim the latter while acting like the former.
Heard of two guys at an electric station in Canada who decided they wanted two giant spools of copper wire. They found them oddly enough connected together. Not to be discouraged they grabbed their trusty bolt cutters and both charred themselves beyond recognition. The electric company was load test ting the two spools before installing them.
@@sineupp Heh. Dropping this nugget here then, since it fits your reply: Most of the "Europe-influenced" world has Labo(u)r Day on the 1st of May, established by the labour movement that also gave us labour unions, basic workplace safety rules and somewhat bearable work hours. I'm too lazy to check why it's a different date in the U.S., but I suspect ye olde McCarthyism. Now for the (more) fun fact: Japan has 仕事の日 (which literally translates to "Day of Work/Labour/Job") on some date that escapes me right now, but unlike its name-wise counterparts it isn't a "power to the people" day, but a "praise your benevolent employer" one, at least in my experience. But it also has メーデー (a phonetic transcription of English/Engrish "May Day") on the 1st of May, which may actually have some union activities IIRC, but in practice its only real claim to fame is being part of the so-called "Golden Week", when a couple of the very few national holidays fall so close to each other, that with only taking a couple of their scarce vacation days, Japanese get a whole week off (often to travel). The one week in the year in Japan when almost everything that isn't a tourist trap is closed. Was rather an unpleasant surprise...
Honestly, my impression of this channel (as someone who only started watching recently) has been that it's the place you go to just let loose all of the chaotic energy bottled up for the rest of your channels.
It is spelled with a U instead of an O. But yeah they love cocaine still. Our wonderful state capital, home of the Gamecocks, and police that use the N word, and Darwin award winners. Go cocks.
@Behavior & Handwriting Reveal the Truth theres a swamp and a lake named Sparkleberry, idk if it was a guys last name or we used to have sparkling berries.
"Bloemfontein" as a proud Dutchie I consider it one of the most beautiful names for a city (flowerfountain). So stop blazing at ETA because he can speak Dutch and let him back with his pyramid scheme!
I made a parachute for my drone but if it gets to 7.1v it just kept deploying so yh parachutes are hard i am saving for a quadsaver proper one atm there expensive but the time i put into that quads more than worth it
Dang, did not realize just how different Brain Blaze is to the OG Business Blaze. I miss Danny's long introductions and elaborate stories. Also I think this was the moment Simon got inspired to create Casual Criminalist.
"Death doesn't have ears, Danny" lmao that should go on a shirt. Please Simon, also huge thank you to you and your crew for all the great content, i watch all of your channels and find them all extremely interesting
#freedanny Also, can we get a bio on danny? Preferably written by danny. Hey it be business oriented because danny has had a number of odd jobs including his own business.
Same as the military DD/MM/YYYY it honestly is way more efficient in my mind. I sometimes wonder how many are trying to figure out what the 14th month is for my birthday lol
@@muckfichigan4484 military does yyyy/mm/dd which is the standard for all US military and government documents. It's also the most logical. Largest to smallest. mm/dd/yyyy is dumb. At least dd/mm/yyyy is smallest to largest.
I love the new shirt. Where I'm form in Alaska, and possibly other places in the US, "to blaze" is synonymous with "getting high/stoned [on marihunan]", I enjoy the, isn't not irony, but rather quite literal double meaning. Not that you're very calm yourself, sir my boi with the blaze. I digress. I'm buying one not only because it's going to be rather amusing to wear around (pretty much everyone around here indulges in the devil's lettuce, at least occasionally; like 60-70%, probably), but also because I'd like to support your work. I enjoy your content very much. Thank you
"If you've come here expecting something intelligent, you have come to the wrong place." LOL! Thankfully, I have come for the tangents, rants, and humor.
Labor Day as defined by the U.S. Dept of Labor (DOL): Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers.
or to just lowkey sperate it from 1st May for the rest of the world because imagine the US laborer relating to the international blue-collar identity in any way...
@@OzzieTheHead It's actually not as "rest of the world" as is often claimed, it's mainly just Europe that celebrates on May 1. Japan's Labour Day is May 23, The Bahamas and Iran have it in June, and Australia has it on different dates depending on state or territory. It also wasn't always May 1 throughout Europe either, until it was standardized early in the 20th Century. So it's not really a "we want to be different" thing.
OHMYDOG!! LOVE THE SHIRT!!!!!! Btw, Labor Day celebrates those who fought to create labor unions and then went on to fight for and succeed in creation of fair and safe labor laws including the establishment of the 40 hour work week, mandatory rest periods, overtime pay requirements and regulations, and child labor restrictions. :) And on that note, thank you for the many channels of education and entertainment to get me through my 40 hour work week. You are my daily companion at work, and an excellent minister of morale! Thank you so much.
So when I was ~11, I was trying to separate an extension cord from a cord plugged into it. I did not realize that the other end of the cord was still plugged in and I tried separating the cords with my teeth. It sent me across the room. As I landed on my butt literally and figuratively shocked, my sister was laughing so hard she almost puked. Darwin Award for me.
Once, one of my friends got knocked off a houseboat we had all rented for a 21st. Another friend made her a T-shirt that said “I almost got run over by a houseboat and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” You could buy it online and everything. ...So I get you Simon.
I really hope there is going to be a part 2, 3 and so on. There are endless dumb criminal stories and videos out there. Great presentation, great writing, great memes. Well done.
Simon, you are the cheekiest SoB ever and then you throw in a bit of snark. Outstanding, Dude. That's why I've subscribed to every one of your channels. Cheers.
We cannot free Danny! He is the best writer for this channel! That is why Simon has him chained to the radiator. Well that and I guess Danny got a little greedy with the cocaine one night. Allegedly^^^^^^^^
Simon.... I have seen a good number of your videos on several different platforms: This is the best video ever!!! The first time I have a glimpse at your true personality... It has been nice to see ya in a bit more relaxed place... Thanks for all!!
I dunno, this is a "Generally don't do" list of not doing stupid stuff. 1: Don't bite wires 2: Don't rob a gun store 3: Don't hold onto a live grenade 4: Don't smoke around flammable materials 5: Don't use spray paint to dye your hair 6: Download the latest drivers for your bionic ass
Simon, I love your videos, I have been a long time reader of the I Found Out website, but only recently sought out your videos on UA-cam, and honest. they are amazing. I have subscribed to all of them. I have even recently bought some merch, although you likely don't need my middling contribution by now, I am glad to support your channels. Also for a tiny comment, your ears do have tiny bones. While the outer ear is comprised of mostly cartilege and skin, the inner ear has 3 tiny bones that are essential for hearing.
FREE ETA!!!! Bring him back!! I miss the crazy little bastard!! Of all your channels Simon, I love Business Blaze the most!! I really enjoy your personality.
@@brainblaze6526 Ummm FYI the American term "being blazed" or "blazing" means to be high (usually weed/THC/MJ)... So 'Keep calm and Blaze on' has a different meaning...
Oh, the copper I could steal... But I KNOW HOW HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY WORKS. If you don't, please, for God's sake, don't fuck with it. It'll kill you every time, and it'll hurt REAL bad while it kills you.
@@brainblaze6526 yeah...nope. we like watching Simon lose it, and I think I speak for the rest of us...we await Danny's freedom...for it is the harbinger of the apocalypse.
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My wife was a security guard at a Sears. There was regular thief that would steal vacuums and get away on a bicycle. When he tried this on her shift she recognized him when he came in and quietly went outside and moved his bike. When he snatched a vacuum and ran to his bike it wasnt there. He panicked and ran to the bus stop. The police arrested him there.
She's a legend
Here in Australia two blokes (A&B) on their way home from the pub went to stop past the servo for a sausage roll on the way home. On approach they saw a car idling out the front and another two blokes (C&D) robbing the servo.
A and B ran up to the car wearing thongs (flip flops for you yanks) took the keys out, threw them away into the bushes, called the cops and stood back.
C and D ran out, went to get in the car, clued on and had to run off.
B filmed the whole thing on his phone, footage in online and is hilarious. Well worth a watch.
@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 wow that does sound like it's worth watching... Do you have a link by chance?
not sure how I would go about googling that, I can think of a dozen ways to phrase it and have no clue which one would work, if any
@@finchisneat It's probably this. I just searched "good samaritans thwart robbery by stealing keys to getaway car"
ua-cam.com/video/vdtAhPDJgxc/v-deo.html
@@celticlass8573 Thats some funny shit
Did you know Britain is the largest supplier of independence days in the world.
You're welcome ;)
Gilgalad Classic example of “it’s only funny b/c it’s true”.
Gilgalad need that on a t-shirt!
fun fact! on average, every three weeks a nation celebrates independence from Britain
@@coreytaylor447 lol there can't be that many can there? Source?? Lol
Edit: your reply to this didnt include a source that proved your point, just a list of countries who achieved independence from England... And if you go by is own source, it was 63 countries which is 10 more than 1 EVERY week.
It's possible some don't celebrate it, but his source doesn't even mention who does and who doesn't, so it's a pretty useless source. All it proves is 63.
Anyone else enjoying Simon's slow descent into "just not giving a @#$%."
Slow?
Thats why we're here isn't it
We're all mad down here
❄❄❄❄❄😨
Love it.
I would call this pretty fucking rapid, like cocaine fueled rapid.
I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up to the next episode with ETA hanging like a pinata.
I'm actually laughing out loud.... 'homemade and parachute are two words that should never go together'
Buisness blaze is f%$king brilliant
Legends.
It does sound like a sweet name for a rockband though. =)
Speak & Spell English in Canada 101.
Our accent makes us sound American however we spell like the Brits. Then we'll toss in French word just to mess with both those country's minds... eh
US: Color, Labor, Favor
Britain: What are you doing?
US: Getting rid of U
*bada-boom boom tsssssss*
More truth in this than you think.
OH SHIT.
A big f then.
nice!
Don't worry Simon, kids are like pancakes; you always mess up the first one.
😂😂
Always better when you eat them cooked?
Joshua Black ah, Gilmore Girls...
Or burn the last one because you were getting overconfident in your skills after the others turned out fine
Oh damn made me spit my drink
"If you clicked on this expecting something intelligent...well you've come to the wrong place." Welcome to Business Blaze.
Yeah only when high drunk or screwed up on something, if your Simon the drug of choice is white and angelic
"Can you parachute from a commercial airliner??"
- Dan Cooper: *"HOLD MY BEER!!* 🍺
Sgt_Hoagie I think “Hold My Bourbon!” Would be more accurate, lol.
I live in Oregon. That story is such a legendary tale!
That's where I thought that story was going......I was wrong.
Too many of these criminals watched Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons and took them literally.
Danny should make a script where there's a bunch of fake stories and you (simon) have to figure out what's real and what's fake.
I'd watch it on loop
That'd be fun.
Great idea!!
Niiice. Yes, please!
Bump 👍
"Tigers don't play like humans, they play with your insides" I loved that line
Intestine
We need this on a shirt too.
I'd like to hear more on this topic. I'd like a full lecture and all that it entrails...
Jack The Ripper would disagree
"Those bastards!"
This is not the dumbest gun store robbery, one guy tried to hold up a gun store WITH A BAT.
since people like hearing that, did I mention there is a video of it happening circulating online...yea it did not go well for him at all and the two people behind the counter seemed to relish the chance to use their favorite boomsticks
Well they do say don't bring a knife to a gun fight, so I suppose he didn't 🤷🏼♂️
Well there's only one way to move up in the world
In the year 2020, that is a real threat.
@@MichaelLouis13 what about bats....with bats!
Simon: Don't laugh at death...
Also Simon: Makes video so we can all laugh at deaths...
Yes, there are bones in the ears. They are the smallest bones in your body, the malleus, incus and stapes. They allow you to hear.
This episode is hilarious! Thank you 🙂
Describing Death as having "bony ears" is a reference to Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" book series. He never smoked in the books, but if he did, Im certain it would have been a Strand.
"slightly erotic, but nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken."
- The great Terry Pratchett
You also hear using little bones. Maybe that's what inspired this line from Terry Pratchett. If Death is just a skeleton, you'd probably be able to see them vibrate slightly in Death's ear holes.
Awesome on so many levels... He even had an excellent name...
SQUEEK
OOOK!!
Oh simon, no need to worry, us stoners from Canada and the U.S will love the "blaze on" shirts... should make a 4/20 sale 😂
Yeah i am buying two of them on Wednesday. One for me and the secondy... For my boi who also blazes!
Blaze it
#fourtwenty
Yeah I'm honestly surprised he didnt realise us stoners would be all about blaze on
I blaze everytime I watch my boy blaze... allegedly, so the shirt would just be a win win
I blaze every time I watch the blaze here in Michigan 😁
"yeah death definitely doesn't have ears Danny"
Maybe he's
*deaf*
ba da bum bum tsssssss
Booooo
Ears definitely don’t have 3 bones either 😝
@@rmeredithm ... because they don't have _any_ bones.
@@moogle68 um…. Yes they do? They’re the malleus, incus, and stapes… or hammer, anvil, and stirrup.
In my state of Colorado, a "Keep calm and blaze on" shirt is going to be interpreted with a very different meaning.
And in Cali, it would be different yet again lol. Whole states on fire
As a colorado native that is blazed af right now.... I laughed way too hard at this 😂 im dead
Different, or the same?
Now you know the real reason Denver is the mile “high” city 😂😂
"Homemade and paracute is two words that never should be combined" had med choke on my drink and wake up the dogs. I love this channel!
Air line staff: he has a gun!
Manager: he's going to jail.
Air line staff: and a grenade!
Manager: he is so going to jail.
Air line staff: and what looks like a homemade parachute?
Manager: let's let this play out.
Huh. You know I really expected the plane one to end with, like "unfortunately, the plane was flying over the ocean when Augusto jumped out" :D
Oh I would absolutely buy a “the past was the worst” tshirt
Absolutely. 😅
There's one on the TeeSpring lol
It’s already available
And it’s been purchased lol.
@@seanstevenson8051 Legend
Most shocking thing about this video: Simon watched a movie.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Allegedly
Even more shocking than cable thieve😂😂
What's crazy is TopTenz has a video on Star Wars but Simon knows nothing about Star Wars. He literally presented a video of facts about it but retained none of it. I mean if I had 99 channels and read what he had to every day I'd remember none of it either.
Truth.
The gold-painted robber of sparkleberry lane : a 21st century fairytale 😂
Can we have a Blaze on why Walmart failed in Germany? Something tells me that might be epic, and it is sort of business-related!
Do Germans like quality products? May have been a contributing factor.
I second that
@@diamondsmasher Yeah we usually do not trust in a company that wants to sell you any mobile object on the planet and all that at a discount at all times. But walmart did not realy invest enough i think. The nearest one i had was 7 miles away, the next one was another 30-40 miles away.
The thing was Walmart was to American for Germany.
They were confused the ‚fake‘ friendliness and employees didn’t like the ‚team‘ culture.
germany doesnt support china :P
“We can laugh about everything. We must laugh about everything. Even death. Especially death. For when has death shown any qualms about laughing at us?”
Who’s that? I like it.
@@juliahorn3659 I have no clue. I heard it somewhere, wrote it down ‘cause I liked it, and was never able to find it again. I remember that it was a male comedian with a familiar name, but that’s all I recall.
I live right next to the train station where that guy got fried btw, like I can see it from the window of my flat and had no idea about any of it.
Was like "ahh no way" when he said Glasgow and so had to Google it and was even more ahh no way when it happened right outside where I live.
Super cool, at least for me... or other Glaswegians, maybe Scots, but definitely not the Romanian guy trying to steal the copper wires.
@@nicholasavasthi9879 i think it's by Pierre Desproges, a French comedian who became a master of dark humour after a diagnosis of cancer. thank you for sharing this beautiful quote, i learned all of this by looking it up after seeing it here and i'm glad to have come across his work.
@@juliahorn3659 think it's Pierre Desproges, a French humorist. i like it too.
Don't insult home made parachutes, I've sold loads of mine and never had a complaint....
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Was the sound effect a rimshot or your clients hitting the ground?
@@Grobohalic - allegedly
Omg! I'm dying 🤣😂
Cammy Ymmac must’ve bought one of those homemade parachutes
Labor day is in recognition for the sacrifices made by those who originally founded labor unions which fought for workers rights to a safe work place (safety regulations), fair wages, and health care. As a member of the local laborers union I can tell you that everything they fought and suffered to achieve matters. It is a brotherhood our reps and members look out for each other and protect one another from those in big corporations who will try and pull bs on workers.
Danny has some serious talent. He deserves air conditioning in that basement at minimum.
No
@@jonoboi8069 Yes, add an air conditioner... most basements I am aware of are fairly cool to begin with. Make it meat locker cold and only let him wear a thin T-shirt.
My uncle told me that he kept an old railway timetable in a safe deposit box, with random times and letters circled in red pen.
He figured if he was ever a fugitive from justice, he could buy some time because the authorities would waste resources trying to figure out his meaningless code.
Suzanne de Nimes legend!
What did your uncle do for a living, that he needed a preemptive diversion set up, just in case he became a fugitive?
@@bluesun4682 Dentist. In retrospect I think he may have just had a great idea and was telling a tall tale about actually doing it.
Suzanne de Nimes well at least you hope. 😆
Still a good idea lol
Death did take a little holiday, his granddaughter Susan had to cover for him. ( Discworld ).
Greetings brother.
As a History teacher, I would love the "The past was the worst" tshirt 😂
Already in the store :).
Do you love your job?
Horrible History missed a golden opportunity there.
As a history major, I concur
Simon’s kid: “dad, I just found a really cool UA-cam channel recently!”
Simon: “oh really?”
Simon’s kid: “yeah, and that host drinks just as much coffee as you!”
Simon: “oh, what a coincidence! What is it called!”
Simon’s kid: “the channel is called business blaze, it’s also run by a guy named Simon!”
Simon: *gags* “wow, he sounds very entertaining”
Simons kid: “yeah, he also has a kid which he says is an idiot”
Simon: “wow, that’s not nice of him”
Simon’s kid: “he kinda looks like you”
Simon: “she knows too much. DANNY YOU’RE GONNA GET A ROOMMATE!”
Good one.
I can see this happening IRL hilarious
“Witnesses claimed they could easily identify the robber.”
Well, yeah. He’s the man with his head painted gold.
"Jesus Christ, South Africa", had me giggling for a good five minutes. I'm from there, that is the perfect reaction to anything happening in this country.
do you guys still hate black people?
My god... the French nation....
Why does everyone automatically assume we're racist? Isn't that racism in itself? Prejudice?
The older generations Jackie speaks of are dead, gone, or quite literally one in a million. I don't personally know of any. Surely there are extremists for every damned thing worth talking about, but you don't judge a populace based off of the 1 or 2% extreme right- or leftists, do you? We arm ourselves - can you honestly expect us not to? If you do - continue reading, I am sure most of this will sound like over-exaggerated bullish!t, until you actually start looking into it...
Judge people by what the remaining 98% of the population exhibit as "general" behavior. Not the extremists.
I hate being the victim of muggings, hijackings , threats, including but not limited to the constant looming threat of being killed in my home at night purely because of MY race, my wife getting beaten and raped with me tied up - forced to watch, children getting kidnapped and hacked apart for use as voodoo ingredients (called muti locally) and of course my dogs getting poisoned to silence them with a poison so potent it gets aptly nicknamed "2 step" because that's how many steps they take after ingestion, they don't even wince or whine, all of this because they act as an early warning system, without which... you can imagine the rest. Since alarm systems in rural areas are useless due to corrupt authorities taking up to 3 hours to respond to the scene of a crime, NEVER while it is being committed, that's cowardice, nothing else. My local PD is 6 kilometers away, they take 86 minutes on average to dispatch, unless you admit to murdering an intruder, then they'll happily be there in 5. You're better off ordering take out with that phonecall, and shooting anything that moves, including the police in the interim, because they are AS likely to kill you out of sheer incompetence as the criminals are.
I think acting like thát is definitely deserving of being called "a bunch of bloody savages without conscience" acting like animals transcends race Tamika... They do seem hell bent on getting revenge for something I didn't do. (from a regime neither they nor I were born under)
Worst of all, is our judicial system being a complete and utterly biased sh!tshow. With little to no repercussions for the perpetrators of these heinous crimes. In fact quite the opposite, these actions are advocated and condoned by our leadership. "Kill the Boer, kill the farmer", *look it up, I sh!t you not* With something like 86 different pieces of legislation that are specifically designed to put whites at a disadvantage, either legally or economically. Nowhere else in the world are laws that target a specific demographic while the ones benefiting from it, still bemoan it for being inadequate. Yes a fitting counterpart for "white privilege"
As racist as it may sound, it really is an ubiquitous statement when I say: it's unlikely that a white person will be the perpetrator of those crimes, (perhaps a 1/100 chance of a caucasian perpetrator) so I guess it'll always appear to be racist when we speak up about the remaining 99th percentile. Those statistics don't sound anything but racist when expressed that way, do they? They sound prejudiced, stereotypical. And most of all - they sound exaggerated. But they are not. They are just the cold hard truth, sometimes even deliberately toned down as to not create panic, or entice full blown civil war. Imagine that...
On the flipside the EFF blows everything out of proportion even going as far as to vandalize businesses and harassing their shoppers for stocking a product whose advertisements were suggesting black women could ever have a "bad hair day", they obviously don't... I don't agree with the advert, but that is a bit of an overreaction, like a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum, don't you think? What about them defending the two murderers in Senekal while the Boere held peaceful protest in front of the court until the police discharged a firearm to disperse the crowd, and the police were forced to flee in their Casper (Armored Personnel Carrier) because that was a very bad idea. It was hilarious though, never seen police panicking that much. You dare shoot at people for paying respect, while exercising their right to peaceful protest? You see we're not equal under the law, only black people may protest and demonstrate. Now I know you think, hey, that's not peaceful... Without outside intervention it would have probably remained peaceful. You likely heard some other narrative about the story. But the police always have to get arrogant. So a police van got overturned...
Saying all of this might sound like a stretch, but as with all things, appearances can be deceptive. We don't make any of this sh!t up... We are still living in apartheid, but we are the victims now.
It remains funny however, when a criminal gets mauled by a tiger, because of his own stupidity. Equally as funny when the 2 Rottweilers don't eat the "2 step" laced meat, and come out of seemingly nowhere to maul an intruder.
@@17106g that's perfectly understandable, but an incredible shitty thing to ask in 2020, regardless of whom you pose the question to? Apartheid was nearly everywhere (every one was guilty of racial discrimination, specifically against people of color), the only reason we're "famous" for it, is because some fucking moron decided to give it a name. Why do you suppose "BLM" is a thing? It's not a South African construct either but we managed proverbially speaking "om die dam onder die eend se gat uit te ruk" If you're curious about the origin - In July 2013, the movement began with the use of the hashtag #BlackLivesMatter on social media after the acquittal of George Zimmerman in the shooting death of African-American teen Trayvon Martin 17 months earlier in February 2012. Suppose Zimmerman to be an alleged racist (Supremacist) in this case, shooting black people simply because they are black. (do you see the irony yet?)
But we've always been 5 or more years behind on global trends... I saw an elderly woman of color waste my time at the express till in Checkers two months ago, writing a check for R35.86 and she appears to have not known how she was supposed to format it, nor was she very proficient in the art of putting ink on paper, but she got it right after the 3rd try, 18 minutes later, and supposedly seemed very "posh" for having a "tjekboek", I didn't even know businesses still accepted checks (unless they were bank guaranteed) however with a name like "Checkers" you can indeed find it understandable that they would have to accept it if someone ironically insisted. To think I was at the point of offering to pay the R40 bill, just to getting the line moving again because of how the rest of the queue were bemoaning the whole affair, especially considering it was an "express" till point. But I let her have her 15 minutes of fame, she's no longer an "agtergeblewene" in the general sense of the word, although she is a bit - chronological/ technologically speaking. But hey, who am I to judge?
And given the current situation (you as South African know exactly what I'm talking about) it's not only a shitty thing to ask, but a very touchy subject. Should I pay the price? Apologize for something my entire family tree has no record of being involved in? Or am I guilty by association? Just because I'm white? And we all need to die or fuck off back to Europe? When you see Mr. Big Boss Malema tell him I say: "dis fokken reg", I agree to leave, I can't afford to pay for emigration however - given how he, and his ANCestors fucked up the economy and reduced my life savings to nothing. If he sponsored the plane tickets and visas my family and I would be gone, happily, no arguments, no hard feelings.
@@17106g seems I missed your first response, I do fully understand what you are trying to convey, but I grew up playing with them, sharing my toys with them, (as did my dad) and we never had any hard feelings towards them, maybe it was just something more prevalent in your area than mine, but now, little kids with red berets want to kill me, because they assume too fucking much. I know people to this day that drop the "k" word as a form of disappointment, especially when they are being cut off by a taxi, would you believe me if I told you that they are black themselves? I haven't told you about the 3 year old girl reliving herself in the doorway of our local Spar, helder oor dag my mensie, vang sy 'n kak op die welkom matjie. How do you think the public are supposed to react to that, of is dit nou maar net fine, deal with it?
Are we shameless savages? Or are we civilized? Because we can't claim the latter while acting like the former.
“The past was the worst,” and, moreover, there was ever-so-much of it.
I think The Future might disagree with you there
The recent past 70's 80's 90's were way way better than the present. Not even comparable.
There IS ever-so-much of it. It keeps growing.
@@jeffmerz5367 ex communist countries enter the chat
Simon: I can't make murder funny
Sam: *inserts glorious communism meme*
Me: *laughs*
GLORIOUS.
NO ONE MERDERED MORE GLORIOUS THAN
USSR:-)
@@barrydysert2974 MEME-ARD!!!
@@barrydysert2974 check your numbers, USSR is long gone but the other empire keeps killing
"Belaboring". Nicely done, Simon.
"A man who would pun, would cut a purse."
Heard of two guys at an electric station in Canada who decided they wanted two giant spools of copper wire. They found them oddly enough connected together. Not to be discouraged they grabbed their trusty bolt cutters and both charred themselves beyond recognition. The electric company was load test ting the two spools before installing them.
Simon: We cant laugh at Death!
Grim Reaper: Bro are my jokes not funny to you!?
Absolutely No One:
Carole Baskins Employees: "hey why arent the tigers hungry?"
And now she's on dancing with the stars US.
@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 🤦♂️
Yea, that get a lot less funny due to the zoo in the video neglecting all the animals to the point of starvation.
The zoo is closed forever now.
Labor day is also a Canadian holiday but with a "U"
The better way.
Business Blaze we had a war to get rid of “U” 😂
Laboru Day? Sounds Japanese to me.
@@sineupp Heh. Dropping this nugget here then, since it fits your reply:
Most of the "Europe-influenced" world has Labo(u)r Day on the 1st of May, established by the labour movement that also gave us labour unions, basic workplace safety rules and somewhat bearable work hours. I'm too lazy to check why it's a different date in the U.S., but I suspect ye olde McCarthyism.
Now for the (more) fun fact: Japan has 仕事の日 (which literally translates to "Day of Work/Labour/Job") on some date that escapes me right now, but unlike its name-wise counterparts it isn't a "power to the people" day, but a "praise your benevolent employer" one, at least in my experience. But it also has メーデー (a phonetic transcription of English/Engrish "May Day") on the 1st of May, which may actually have some union activities IIRC, but in practice its only real claim to fame is being part of the so-called "Golden Week", when a couple of the very few national holidays fall so close to each other, that with only taking a couple of their scarce vacation days, Japanese get a whole week off (often to travel). The one week in the year in Japan when almost everything that isn't a tourist trap is closed. Was rather an unpleasant surprise...
And an “eh” haha lol
"The past is the worst."
Me (An aspiring Anthropologist): *Surprised Pikachu*
Honestly, my impression of this channel (as someone who only started watching recently) has been that it's the place you go to just let loose all of the chaotic energy bottled up for the rest of your channels.
OMG. I'm from Columbia, SC and lived a few miles from Sparkleberry Lane! I can't believe this is mentioned on Simon's channel!
It is spelled with a U instead of an O. But yeah they love cocaine still. Our wonderful state capital, home of the Gamecocks, and police that use the N word, and Darwin award winners. Go cocks.
@Behavior & Handwriting Reveal the Truth theres a swamp and a lake named Sparkleberry, idk if it was a guys last name or we used to have sparkling berries.
Koot Mcgoot I’m not sure which is funnier. My other guess would be sparking wine and cider manufacturing company from the 1800s.
"Bloemfontein" as a proud Dutchie I consider it one of the most beautiful names for a city (flowerfountain). So stop blazing at ETA because he can speak Dutch and let him back with his pyramid scheme!
It’s a pity the city is the opposite to the name😂😂 such a bland and boring place😂
Simon's pronunciation was hilarious though
I must be a terrible person... I can't stop laughing at the homemade parachute jumper! Oops! Where's the pin?
Its okay. He's a terrible criminal.
@@brainblaze6526 Who said we can't laugh at death? Ha! We did!
I made a parachute for my drone but if it gets to 7.1v it just kept deploying so yh parachutes are hard i am saving for a quadsaver proper one atm there expensive but the time i put into that quads more than worth it
So, the only thing worse than a terrible criminal is a good criminal? Nice.
@@weirdsciencethe2nd205 That was totally over my head, but sounds awesome!
Dang, did not realize just how different Brain Blaze is to the OG Business Blaze. I miss Danny's long introductions and elaborate stories. Also I think this was the moment Simon got inspired to create Casual Criminalist.
Ah, that made my day..."the free Danny t-shirt..." 🤣I was waiting for that to be a thing!
British to Americans: Why do you spell it "labor"?
Americans: Because we got rid of U.
yeoldebiggetee we didn’t have a war against a social media site. Tho the way they’ve been acting lately ...
Labor is a latin word for a task, or a job.
How did that work out for U?
@@whoarewe7515 Good so far.
Looks like it lol
_"They play with your insides"_
I want THAT on a t-shirt, lol.
Same
Who else lost it at "Homemade Parachute"? 🤣🤣🤣
Yep
And I really expected that to be how he died. Now we'll never know if the homemade parachute worked or not. 😥😂
Jennifer Spencer same. I have never before felt this combination of disappointment and amusement
"Death doesn't have ears, Danny" lmao that should go on a shirt. Please Simon, also huge thank you to you and your crew for all the great content, i watch all of your channels and find them all extremely interesting
15:30 "homemade parachute - two words that should never be put together" this is "legendary"
Simon: To me, its a political party.
Absolute legend.
420blaze
Allegendally
To me, they're a joke.
#freedanny
Also, can we get a bio on danny? Preferably written by danny. Hey it be business oriented because danny has had a number of odd jobs including his own business.
@@d.c.8828 Day, Month, Year lol
Same as the military DD/MM/YYYY it honestly is way more efficient in my mind. I sometimes wonder how many are trying to figure out what the 14th month is for my birthday lol
@@d.c.8828 You mean how the real world arrange the date as opposed to the Americans...
@@alanhilder1883 ikr
@@muckfichigan4484 military does yyyy/mm/dd which is the standard for all US military and government documents. It's also the most logical. Largest to smallest. mm/dd/yyyy is dumb. At least dd/mm/yyyy is smallest to largest.
This Simon guy needs to get heavier chains for Danny, I think he’s gotten free from the basement cause I saw him in Rotherham smoking a cig
Ah, Rotherham. The KFC capital of the world.
That was just a lookalike Simon employs to throw you off the scent and give Simon plausible deniability.
It was a Strand....allegedly!
@@howellgreenland2506 I was looking for this comment.
I love the new shirt. Where I'm form in Alaska, and possibly other places in the US, "to blaze" is synonymous with "getting high/stoned [on marihunan]", I enjoy the, isn't not irony, but rather quite literal double meaning. Not that you're very calm yourself, sir my boi with the blaze. I digress. I'm buying one not only because it's going to be rather amusing to wear around (pretty much everyone around here indulges in the devil's lettuce, at least occasionally; like 60-70%, probably), but also because I'd like to support your work. I enjoy your content very much. Thank you
"If you've come here expecting something intelligent, you have come to the wrong place." LOL! Thankfully, I have come for the tangents, rants, and humor.
I live in South Carolina, Columbia is our state capitol. Politicians love cocaine right?
I don't think the politicians in Columbia do... at least not MacMaster. Though drugs could explain some of his stupidity
Myrtle Beach (Murrells Inlet) here
Bush an his pal Ollie did!..right?
Nah we all know SC is a meth state
(Aka) welcome to Gaston
I'm from Sumter, SC (about 30 minutes from Columbia) which has the nickname of 'merc city'. Crack is rampant there.
A "terrible father" just coats the cables in hot sauce.
Sounds more like a genius father :)
My husband wasn't that bad and it totally worked
Labor Day as defined by the U.S. Dept of Labor (DOL): Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers.
Actually created by company owners to divert the workers from May Day rallies.
or to just lowkey sperate it from 1st May for the rest of the world because imagine the US laborer relating to the international blue-collar identity in any way...
It ends up being a long weekend here ...labor day long weekend.....gives the fucked up back and shoulders a extra day to heal 🇨🇦
Labour Day is the 1st of May in Germany and was introduced by....
You guessed it, The Nazis.
@@OzzieTheHead It's actually not as "rest of the world" as is often claimed, it's mainly just Europe that celebrates on May 1. Japan's Labour Day is May 23, The Bahamas and Iran have it in June, and Australia has it on different dates depending on state or territory. It also wasn't always May 1 throughout Europe either, until it was standardized early in the 20th Century.
So it's not really a "we want to be different" thing.
OHMYDOG!! LOVE THE SHIRT!!!!!!
Btw, Labor Day celebrates those who fought to create labor unions and then went on to fight for and succeed in creation of fair and safe labor laws including the establishment of the 40 hour work week, mandatory rest periods, overtime pay requirements and regulations, and child labor restrictions. :)
And on that note, thank you for the many channels of education and entertainment to get me through my 40 hour work week. You are my daily companion at work, and an excellent minister of morale! Thank you so much.
Seems like the fight is not over in the US!
“They play with your insides.” I’m dead. I’m crying. 🤣
Someone mail Simon some paper for the love of god
I will Email him some.
@@alanhilder1883 legend
“Have a game of travel scrabble, Death?” Go Danny with the Young Ones reference.
Oh no, I killed a hippy!
. . . HOW ABOUT A BLOODY SANDWITCH?
So when I was ~11, I was trying to separate an extension cord from a cord plugged into it. I did not realize that the other end of the cord was still plugged in and I tried separating the cords with my teeth. It sent me across the room. As I landed on my butt literally and figuratively shocked, my sister was laughing so hard she almost puked. Darwin Award for me.
Once, one of my friends got knocked off a houseboat we had all rented for a 21st. Another friend made her a T-shirt that said “I almost got run over by a houseboat and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” You could buy it online and everything.
...So I get you Simon.
I love Simons energetic & relatable hosting on this channel !
"Why aren't the tigers hungry?, oh sh**" sent me 😂
If that “the past is the worst” is out, I’d buy it now.
He says while wearing a “smash that dislike “ shirt. Literally.
I really hope there is going to be a part 2, 3 and so on.
There are endless dumb criminal stories and videos out there.
Great presentation, great writing, great memes. Well done.
Theres some great UA-cams from police on dumb criminals. It’s great seeing these police try to present with a straight face.
Simon, you are the cheekiest SoB ever and then you throw in a bit of snark. Outstanding, Dude. That's why I've subscribed to every one of your channels. Cheers.
Being a Columbia resident and hearing Columbia as #1 just to have him rip into us, is both a pleasure and a pain
The gun robber story makes me think of the song by Weird Al Yonkavic's "Dare to be Stupid"
*everyone correcting Simon about the bones in the ears in the comments *
Wanted a t-shirt, but I'm from Canada and I refuse to spell labour incorrectly.
FOR THE QUEEN.
Paying full price is an option for you that the purveyors would enjoy.
That WAS a great closing. Props to Danny.
I like that "Blaze on" can also be used for cannabis enthusiasts 😂
Oh no..I've fallen into the trap of feeling the need to prove my OG loyalty...blaze on Danny. Simon is your stooge. #freedanny
We cannot free Danny! He is the best writer for this channel! That is why Simon has him chained to the radiator.
Well that and I guess Danny got a little greedy with the cocaine one night. Allegedly^^^^^^^^
@@7-ten Maybe freedom will suit him. Maybe it will let his creative river flow.
Sadly we'll never find out.
As a sad little Serf that has work on Labor day, I shall buy some merch to help fund Danny's totally not communist agenda
Simon, there's actually three tiny bones in the ears of ALL mammals
These bones are all actually the smallest ones in the body
Came here to comment this lol you beat me to it
Is death a mammal?
@@garrettpevey3003 Being represented as a human skeleton, yeah.
He might have been referring to the outer ear 👂
Simon....
I have seen a good number of your videos on several different platforms:
This is the best video ever!!! The first time I have a glimpse at your true personality... It has been nice to see ya in a bit more relaxed place... Thanks for all!!
I love how you took a moment to say when stealing cooper be careful 😂
The nice thing about the Darwin Award episodes is Simon doesn't have to cover his ass saying Allegedly every 2 minutes. lol
The woman in gold finger didn’t die, she was photographed sometime in the 2010s covered in gold paint next to her original photo.
Indeed, this was busted on one of the early episodes of MythBusters
i am so happy i finally get to watch an episode early not at 4 am its midnight this time
I dunno, this is a "Generally don't do" list of not doing stupid stuff.
1: Don't bite wires
2: Don't rob a gun store
3: Don't hold onto a live grenade
4: Don't smoke around flammable materials
5: Don't use spray paint to dye your hair
6: Download the latest drivers for your bionic ass
Simon, I love your videos, I have been a long time reader of the I Found Out website, but only recently sought out your videos on UA-cam, and honest. they are amazing. I have subscribed to all of them. I have even recently bought some merch, although you likely don't need my middling contribution by now, I am glad to support your channels.
Also for a tiny comment, your ears do have tiny bones. While the outer ear is comprised of mostly cartilege and skin, the inner ear has 3 tiny bones that are essential for hearing.
Danny is such a skilled writer, got to give him some credit.
"Keep calm and blaze on." seems like advice a stoner would give.
Also: Tom Cruise did the halo jump for 'Mission Impossible: Fallout'.
But is it for sale in green.
Tom Cruise had Xenu protecting him.
I wondered why I really liked the the Carry on shirt...👀🤣
Thank you, yes! Was epic.
If we buy enough of the "Free Danny" T-Shirts, does he GET FREE??? And can he make an appearance???
"Want a game of Travel Scrabble, Death? Death? Want a game of Travel Scrabble?"
*Famine*
*Pestilence*
*Death*
*...and the other one*
You mean ‘Rona?
War
The grenade and the plane was my first introduction to the Darwin Awards and it still makes me laugh uncontrollably. Swift justice.
That's it, we need a gofundme for paper 📜 the business must blaze on
Can we extend that to complete box sets of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings as well?
FREE ETA!!!! Bring him back!! I miss the crazy little bastard!!
Of all your channels Simon, I love Business Blaze the most!! I really enjoy your personality.
Better yet, let's get *redacted* unlocked from that nobody in the basement, and hook them up with ETA.
@@Nipplator99999999999 yes!!!!
"Keep calm and blaze on". Honestly Simon, when have you ever been calm in your Business Blaze videos?
true
@@brainblaze6526 Ummm FYI the American term "being blazed" or "blazing" means to be high (usually weed/THC/MJ)... So 'Keep calm and Blaze on' has a different meaning...
Simon: *in the middle of a sentence* HEY i saw a great movie the other day!
Oh, the copper I could steal... But I KNOW HOW HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY WORKS. If you don't, please, for God's sake, don't fuck with it. It'll kill you every time, and it'll hurt REAL bad while it kills you.
You know, it is kind of intriguing that the farther buisness blaze got from seriousness, the more subscribers it got.
I really thought business would be a fun topic. But no one watches for the business apparently ;)
@@brainblaze6526 yeah...nope. we like watching Simon lose it, and I think I speak for the rest of us...we await Danny's freedom...for it is the harbinger of the apocalypse.
@@brainblaze6526 Business is interesting. But so too is Danny's writing style, Sam's memes, and you cutting up a little.
I like all your channels