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I almost earned a Darwin Award. It was summer of 2001 in Oklahoma, I was 19, on my own, I lived alone in an apartment, I had aluminum taped over my windows to block out heat and light since I worked graveyard at the time. I was struck by the desire to own a white pair of JNCO jeans, but at the time either I had no money or they didn't exist so I decided to make my own. I took a pair and threw in a bathtub with bleach and laundry detergent to clean the jeans as they bleached and left it to sit for an hour or so until I started feeling overwhelmingly sick. Being a poor and naive 19 year old I decided to call my friends over, rather than call an ambulance. They arrived, had a good laugh a my expense, helped me clean up and air out my apartment while taking me back to their place for well being observation and detoxification from my self inflicted ignorance. Fun times.
@@joehumpston7937 I was definitely unintentionally pressing my luck, considering the previous winter a year before that I was in an automobile crash because I rode in a vehicle with a trusted family friend who was medically diagnosed by another trusted family friend to take horse tranquilizers, before driving us home, without my knowledge. Resulted in a high speed collision on route 66 and county line road, I suppose its at least thematic?
Well I almost died too,but I wouldn't call that a Darwin award... Let's just say...I just happened to be sleepy at the time I was in a chair near to a ledge of a cliff
3:12 This reminds me of two stories. The first is about a teacher of mine. When he was young, he suffered stomach ulcers. However, this was not the initial diagnosis he received, leading him to eat very little despite being a hungry teenager. The only thing that actually (although temporarily) soothed him was ice cold water, so indulged profusely in water. Until he threw up black (blood altered by gastric acid) and got proper treatment. The second is a case study from my university classes. A man showed up at the ER with two main issues: dizzy spells and a big toothache. The nurse has been told only of the former. The man was in a concerning state of malnutrition. After some digging, the hospital staff learned of the toothache and everything became clearer. The man didn't want to go to the dentist to have his tooth checked out so (like my teacher) he went to cold water for soothing. He also avoided solid food he would need to chew in order to spare his tooth. Result: he drained a lot of nutrients, vitamins, salts, minerals from his body.
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Yea...very few mobile games are worth playing. There are a few good ones for sure. Raid Shadow Legends isn't one though. It is formulaic as fuck and is designed to take money from "non gamers" who play phone games thinking they are playing a game lol.
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NOT wearing a life jacket does not make you cool. I am an excellent swimmer and always wear a vest when I'm on a boat or ski. Particularly when it's in motion. Earned that Darwin.
The stupid thing is that it is a requirement to CARRY lifejackets on a motorboat but not to WEAR them. There are perhaps 50 drownings every year from people taking small boats out into inclement conditions. The boat flips and the occupants can't get to the lifejackets. So they drown. It is so common that I cannot understand why it isn't compulsory to WEAR the jackets.
Unless his job is takeing already dead people to afterlife. Then he would have to explain them that they are dead. Or maybe Grim Reaper does paperwork. Who knows?
Daughter: i wont want stomach cancer so i will drink only water daughter: drinks too much water and drowns Viewer: oh no i dont want that to happen to me! ill drink no water Viewer: dies Viewer of that viewer: oh no i dont want that to happen to me ill drink way too much water! and so on
They go hand in hand. People with a high IQ seek wisdom. This woman obviously didn't have an IQ of "180" if she though drinking 4 gallons of water a day would save her from cancer. Extremely basic research would tell you that. Even back in the day, you should quickly understand and be able to deduce you cannot possibly or reliably drink 4 gallons of water a day. I drink about 1 a day, drinking 2 would practically make my stomach burst and I'm a pretty big dude. So imagine drinking TWICE that amount and not being able to figure out quickly that's a bad idea. Yea not buying she had a genius level of IQ at all.
Actually, Isadora the dancer, was known for always wearing her signature long silk scarf everywhere she went in public. She had almost forgotten it that particular day, but it was brought out to her at the last moment. Vanity can be a real killer!
@@SteemyMangoAre you retarded? Wheels spin very quickly and it takes a while to notice that your fashionable debutante is being carried overboard, and braking takes even longer.
I almost got a Darwin Award in 2008. I was with a friend on a farm and had used a pitchfork to pick up some hay. I stupidly was holding the pitchfork with the teeth up while carrying, tripped over a rock, and rather than pierce my neck, pierced my left arm and ruined the whole summer.
"go grab the shotgun and shoot me I'm the back with it!" "Isn't that damgerou-" "NAAAAH I've got two pillows on my back so that will make me too injured to work but it won't kill me because of the pillows, see? GENIUS!" "Ahh that makes sense, ok here I come!" *pumps the shotgun* "ok get ready!" *Fires the shotgun* 2 minutes later "all units we have a 424 on stupid idiot street there was a murderer carrying a Remington 870 and has committed murder" 2 days later "GUILTY OF MURDER!, 15 YEARS IN PRISON!" Me: if you had survived u wouldn't have to work, they would put you in a wheelchair and make you work, so....... yeah.
@@joannafreedom7914 Because the common cold has always been known for killing over 6000 people in a month and making an infected person cough to the point where blood comes out or where they can barely walk due to the body losing the ability to fluctuate it's own temperature thus causing too much pain...seriously if you cant differentiate between a flu and a lung infection...keep yer yap shut.
I gotta nominate pillow armor for the golden Darwin Fish for best stupid death. Having seen what a 12 gauge can do, I can’t fathom thinking pillows would do more than a fart to stop buckshot.
The story of the drive thru reminded me of one time when my family was in a drive thru, and the person in front of us started to reverse. Nothing was damaged and no one got hurt, but it was pretty scary.
I feel sorry for the drive through guy, a very simple mistake cost him his life, sure it was stupid but not near as stupid as the rest of them and its somewhat relatable
the one involving the king who was burned to death was pretty dumb too, since the king wasn't the one that set himself on fire. A servant did by accident.
Honestly I'm having a hard time believing the one about the drive-thru. Of course I have not been to every drive through in the country but I have never seen a drive through with a tree on the driver's side of the car that this type of accident could happen. Maybe if it trapped him against the order taking station, but it's kind of hard to believe that there was a tree on that side of the car near enough that order window that would have caused this.
...You do realise The black death killed like a third of the population right? If you seriously think corona even compares, we should be laughing at you instead.
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The first one happened here recently as well... It was a 16 year old that fell asleep in an industrial bin and dumped into the truck and crushed... It was horrific... We also had an accident happen up the road from us similar to be one in a later video in this series... The guy was on a motorcycle and trying to outrun police and took a roundabout too fast, went over the metal barrier and the edge of it cut his leg off and he died in hospital the same day
5:40 - in the 80's when I was in elementary school, we were riding the bus home from school one day in the beginning of June. The weather was nice and warm and we had the majority of the windows down. A girl who I will not name, who had long and beautiful flowing hair had her head out of the bus window at her seat and her hair was flowing in the breeze outside of the bus. Well the bus driver saw this, came over the PA and told her to get her head and hair back inside the bus AT ONCE. She complied and the bus continued it's route. Not 5 miles later we were on a dirt road heading to a students home. The road was very rural and unkept with lots of pot holes and trees with their branches overhanging the road... Well... Little miss long hair put her head back out the window, hair flowing in the wind and wouldn't you know... We drove past a low hanging tree, it's branches scraping the bus, and her hair got wrapped around a giant branch and... Well... She got yolked up, damn near pulled out of the window, and 75% of her hair ripped right out of her scalp.. She lost part of her scalp and was knocked out cold... She almost died! Her neck was broken but she survived. Her family tried to sue but seeing as we went to a private school we had two cameras and audio recording of every bus route. Her parents blamed the bus driver for their child's actions, even after their child was corrected and their inappropriate and dangerous behavior was confronted. It was quite the site to see little miss snob knocked out cold, limp as a boned fish, looking like a 55 year old man with male patterned baldness and a bleeding scalp. She was exceptionally humble after this event, and became a missionary in South America. Good story!
James Bautista probably they probably told her to not let anyone stop you from doing what you want and to be herself Which you should be yourself but you gotta be rational and they should have taught her to listen to authority otherwise she wouldn’t get anywhere in life because she would get fired form future jobs and it’d be so unsafe But I’m glad she learned and I agree that it was probably the parents and that this had a mostly good ending
I remember a hunter in Nebraska that contracted bubonic plague on a hunting trip in Wyoming. He shot a bobcat and apparently it was infected and passed it on to the hunter. He got back home and when he got the symptoms he didn’t get the pustules right away and he actually died before the doctors figured out what was wrong with him.
Dude! I was TOTALLY putting off a much-needed pee-trip to the bathroom while I was watching this video and after I checked the remaining time, I decided I couldn't wait until the end of the video, so I kept it playing and walked to the bathroom RIGHT as the one about the dude who died from holding in his pee started revealing his scenario!
@@Hammerdak Stupidity/ignorance knows no fear, it's too bad that life lessons like this aren't dished-out more often imo. You and I, on the other hand, at least have the intelligence/capacity to think ahead and say before undertaking such endeavours... "shit, what if such and such happens... I'm screwed !!!" or "wait a minute, I need to do such and such to avoid things going badly"... but alas there are those for whom such notions/questions are for pussies/wimps/killjoys. Let them be dumb and dangerous, so long as it's not within my vacinity, "have at it" I say, I need a good chuckle every now and then, and if it's at the demise of one less arrogant, idiot ass-hat... so mote it be ;o)
Why didnt he just wear a life jacket xD if you dont know how to swim and are either in a boat or jetski, at least wear one. Even if you do know how to swim the waves at the coast can make swimming hard.
I don't have a "death" Darwin award but I have a time when I was a Police clerk taking an accident report. A man and his girlfriend came in to make the report and she was clearly Asian or Filipino by her accent. Instead of asking for address information I would routinely ask for the person's driver's license to take it from there. The man gave me a driver's license that clearly was not his. I asked him who's driver's license had he given me. He told me that he and the person he had the accident with traded information (by giving up each other's drivers license). I told him that he was now driving without a license. The memorable part was the girlfriend hitting him repeatedly on the shoulder saying, "You stupid!" (in the cutest accent😂)
Plenty of people that are not Chinese or even Asian at all, eat exotic animals.. your comment is a little heavy on the racism, just mentioning it just in case you care 😬
Almost won Darwin award when I was attempting to fix and clean off a power outlet in a new house (idiot painters painted over it) and I was using a flathead at first to try to clean it, until I realized what I was doing.
I think it gets progressively (no pun intended) worse year after year as the 1st C of the 21st C continues, but it has such a ripe field to harvest so we shouldn't be too surprised. Mebbe Facebook or Twitter can tell you what to do?
I wonder how tight she had it around her neck for her not to be able to take it off. Or maybe it just happened too fast for her to do anything. Including hitting the brakes.
That one of the fast food pick up accident, there have been documented cases if people dropping their card who open the door to bend down to pick it up. They lift their foot off the brake and being an automatic…still in drive… moves forward striking the bollard post with the door and causing them to be crushed to death much like the victim in this case😢 I ALWAYS put my vehicle in Park!
Irrational beliefs can be a sign of psychosis.... which is a mental health disorder... doesn't matter how intelligent you are if you suffer this. Also just because someone is highly intelligent, doesn't mean they are wise. Wisdom and intelligence are two separate stats in DnD for a reason you know :P
We almost got ourselves a darwin award in the train... Soccer fans went partying in our train compartment, waving scarfs and chanting. Nothing wrong with that until they held the scarf out of the window. Thank god someone told them it would not be a good idea if that scarf reached the electrical wires above the train on which it was running.
2:25 one of my friends is making a twilight princess zora-inspired wetsuit with 2 oxygen tanks hidden inside the back of the fins, and thanks to the webbed design of the hands and feet, even an idiot could learn to swim in the wetsuit. The wetsuit apparently will provide up to 2 days of breathing underwater when completed.
A life jacket would have been sufficient. I'm sure plenty of people on a jet ski wear one anyway even if they swim great just in case they are knocked unconscious in the water.
Unless the oxygen tanks are as big as a elephant, there is no way they would provide even 1 day of breathing. Probably not half that. Idiot is gonna win his own darwin award.
I was stationed in Saudi for a while. My replacement from the same unit in Arizona arrived clutching a large water bottle. She heard all that nonsense about having to drink 2 or more gallons of water a day. Truth is: Drink when you are thirsty. I had zero problems while I was there. In the end she had to be evacuated and hospitalized for water poisoning (washing out your electrolytes in the body). We came from a hot desert in the states where she had no problems to a somewhat hotter desert where she lost her mind. As for the plague, I had the two shot plague series. I have had dozens of injections. These were the most uncomfortable by a wide margin. My shoulder hurt for 2 weeks after each one. As for the reason, there was an outbreak of plague in prairie dogs in the area I was stationed.
There was a 19 year old kid who was a new employee of a tree cutting business. One day the wood chipper got jammed with a log so the kid got on top of the machine to dislodge the log with his foot. He ended up displacing the log with his foot and it wasn't until his body had been halfway ground up by the machine before the other workers were able to turn it off. This happened only a few blocks from my apartment, oddly enough a similar incident happened, also in my neighborhood, several years before to a middle aged man. My mom heard about the first account on her way home. When she told me I'd immediately gotten that scene in Fargo, when Peter Stormare's character stuffed his partner in the wood chipper. So disturbing, SMH.
Nearly qualified for a Darwin award myself when i was a lot younger, about 3 or 4, with the help of a nail, a piece of wire, and a live power outlet. After self administration of some shock treatment, I came too across the other side of the room, with Mum fussing over me, and Dad at the fuse box repairing the fuse. This might account for some of my eccentric (read "crazy") ways. 😊
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What’s with the long ad right in the video, plus more ads throughout? I’ll be unsubscribing if that continues.
No raid
Fun fact: Poseidon is not only the god of seas and storms, but also of earthquakes. That does indeed make him a remorseless son of a titan.
He is also the god of horses.
oof
He wasn't god of earthquakes until there was a shake up.
@@gm2407 A-ha. A-ha... not funny.
Not earthquakes that was given to Misses Mother Nature Poseidon is the god of the seas not land
Who else fast forwarded the raid game thing
I did
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Me
Me
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Buzz lightyear: "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
Fax
BUt in the process he isn't the brightest himself.
@@JosiahFickinger true dat
@@JosiahFickinger right
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I almost earned a Darwin Award.
It was summer of 2001 in Oklahoma, I was 19, on my own, I lived alone in an apartment, I had aluminum taped over my windows to block out heat and light since I worked graveyard at the time.
I was struck by the desire to own a white pair of JNCO jeans, but at the time either I had no money or they didn't exist so I decided to make my own.
I took a pair and threw in a bathtub with bleach and laundry detergent to clean the jeans as they bleached and left it to sit for an hour or so until I started feeling overwhelmingly sick. Being a poor and naive 19 year old I decided to call my friends over, rather than call an ambulance.
They arrived, had a good laugh a my expense, helped me clean up and air out my apartment while taking me back to their place for well being observation and detoxification from my self inflicted ignorance.
Fun times.
Nice
You’re definitely lucky to be alive!
@@joehumpston7937 I was definitely unintentionally pressing my luck, considering the previous winter a year before that I was in an automobile crash because I rode in a vehicle with a trusted family friend who was medically diagnosed by another trusted family friend to take horse tranquilizers, before driving us home, without my knowledge.
Resulted in a high speed collision on route 66 and county line road, I suppose its at least thematic?
Yes u r lucky
Well I almost died too,but I wouldn't call that a Darwin award...
Let's just say...I just happened to be sleepy at the time I was in a chair near to a ledge of a cliff
That pillow amor was so hilarious. Reward for being lazy.
Israel Umeadi if my cats claws can bust threw a pillow then t will take a few well a lot more pillows for a gun
I feel bad that i was born in turkey rn
@@vmuffin4030 microwaving something I basically nuking it
How many chicken where cooked in Nagasaki and Hiroshima
Worker: Sorry Boss I cant go to work today.
Boss: Why?
Worker: I shot myself.
2:00 to get past the forced advert
1:10
“But u know what not dumb???
Playing Raid-“
Me: yes, yes it is very dumb
Joe Jardine ikr
Yep so true
Agreed
Strongly agreed xD
Wt
“You know what’s not dumb? Playing Raid: Shadow Le-“
NOPE.
69th like uwu
Same
@Wolverinedodge35 71th
You know what’s dumb? Advertising the worst game ever.
Im so tired of hearing about this game..
1:12
“But you know what’s not dumb? Playing raid shadow legends.”
Your right, that’s not dumb.
It’s stupid
Nah, that shits retarded...not even, that shit is *Petarded*
(If you don't get it, watch more family guy 😂)
Those are the same thing
@@glowstonelovepad9294 correct.
Next awards vid should force someone dying of playing too much raid
Ye lol
3:12 This reminds me of two stories. The first is about a teacher of mine. When he was young, he suffered stomach ulcers. However, this was not the initial diagnosis he received, leading him to eat very little despite being a hungry teenager. The only thing that actually (although temporarily) soothed him was ice cold water, so indulged profusely in water. Until he threw up black (blood altered by gastric acid) and got proper treatment. The second is a case study from my university classes. A man showed up at the ER with two main issues: dizzy spells and a big toothache. The nurse has been told only of the former. The man was in a concerning state of malnutrition. After some digging, the hospital staff learned of the toothache and everything became clearer. The man didn't want to go to the dentist to have his tooth checked out so (like my teacher) he went to cold water for soothing. He also avoided solid food he would need to chew in order to spare his tooth. Result: he drained a lot of nutrients, vitamins, salts, minerals from his body.
Self-made home remedies that really were the wrong way to go!!
Ok?
The guy who tried to hypnotize an elephant in heat has, at least, ensured humanity that he will not be forgotten. Genius.
Considering how smart elephants are even if he didn't make a sudden movement it wouldn't have worked
I'm Sri Lankan, but that man shouldn't have raised his hand-
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
- Scar, 1994
And boy was he right.
Go to hell How did she know to not Put the Score on and Her friend Toad her to put it on!?
Most relatable quote ever.
What I tend to say on a daily basis.
Same
I'm a simple man, I see raid shadow Legends I fast forward
*You had us in the first half, ngl-*
Timestamp to skip Raid Shadow Legend: 2:01 Bye. Sorry about not doing this earlier.
thank
Thanks
Thanks
Thank you!😊
that's damn long
“Raid shado-
Me: double tap double tap double tap
[Edit] Holy cow 100 likes!
[Edit 2] H-How...
Lol same
I did exactly that lol
Lmao
Admiralcasual yethirrrr
Admiralcasual l didn’t notice this while writing the comment, but it does take 6 taps to get through.
these videos give me hope that I'm not the dumbest person on earth
Same
Lmfao
Levi Albert yeah
SAME LOL
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Be Amazed: "You know whats not dumb? Rai--"
Me: *Bashes right arrow key a dozen times*
ENOUGH!!!
Grim Reaper: So how did you die?
Person: I tried to play with a shark
*Grim Reaper has left the server*
lol
No not Grim reaper has left the server
Its should be
Grim reaper has left the Chat
Lol
@@Unknown-ht2yv Yeah because everyone's so keen to see the comment from the pedantic guy.
but do you know whats not dumb playing raid shadow legends
me: *Are you sure about that*
Ahah
Oooooh
Yea...very few mobile games are worth playing. There are a few good ones for sure. Raid Shadow Legends isn't one though. It is formulaic as fuck and is designed to take money from "non gamers" who play phone games thinking they are playing a game lol.
Shadow the Hedgehog is better than Raid Shadow Legends.
Same
Imagine if Raid's development budget was as big as its advertising budget. It'd be a pretty solid game.
I was reading this thinking why the hell is this dude talking bout bug spray and then I immediately saw the who the sponsor was
I mean it is solid for a mobile game but that's a pretty low bar
At this point I really doubted every UA-camrs who promoted Raid Shadow Legends are actually played the game in the first place.
0_0 -_- 0_0
It's a reskinned "Cow Clicker"
Me: *sees the included paid promotion tag*
Also me:*waits for the ad, then goes to the comments while waiting for the ad to finish*
Just skip it
Be amazed: but you wanna know what's not dumb? Playing Raid shawdo...
Everyone: 10⏩
Edit: when you have more likes than the UA-camrs comment.
Lmao
We all see that game sponsored many videos
Lol I did that
Yeah gotta give it to the sponsors tho , they worked hard to market their app and support youtube creators while at it .
@@Jack-sq9by that and war robots
I Literally did that
"You know what is not dumb plain Raid Shad-"
Me:Ur a Darwin award
Yes I'm a Darwin award for getting money just for spending 1 minute in my video talking about a game
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@@TheRogeldelacruz jokes on you I got an ad B)
“Ur”
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Be amazed: “he died by being crushed to death that’s a pretty rubbish death, but what’s not rubbish (shamelessly plugs sponsor add)
Yep and sponsor is rubbish
DUDE! You know youtubers have to make money too right?
But you know what's also rubbish... Raid shadow legends
Yeah
@@MoronBoshi No one's faulting him for that, the joke is how he introduced a shitty mobile game.
NOT wearing a life jacket does not make you cool. I am an excellent swimmer and always wear a vest when I'm on a boat or ski. Particularly when it's in motion. Earned that Darwin.
Me, too. I'm really good at swimming, but I would still wear a life jacket if I was going out on a boat or a jet ski or was going surfing.
Very wise. Even the greatest swimmer in the world can be knocked unconscious in a boating accident.
The stupid thing is that it is a requirement to CARRY lifejackets on a motorboat but not to WEAR them. There are perhaps 50 drownings every year from people taking small boats out into inclement conditions. The boat flips and the occupants can't get to the lifejackets. So they drown. It is so common that I cannot understand why it isn't compulsory to WEAR the jackets.
Me too. When swimming out at the lake which is more than 100 metres, I do at least take an orange baywatch floating device with me.
Grim Reaper: My job is getting too easy
these videos give me hope that I'm not the dumbest person on earth
Imagine this year has been especially easy for him.
Unless his job is takeing already dead people to afterlife. Then he would have to explain them that they are dead.
Or maybe Grim Reaper does paperwork. Who knows?
You missed the chance to say the quote 'thats where the big bucks rolled in'
@@swylyqz9911 me2
Daughter: i wont want stomach cancer so i will drink only water
daughter: drinks too much water and drowns
Viewer: oh no i dont want that to happen to me! ill drink no water
Viewer: dies
Viewer of that viewer: oh no i dont want that to happen to me ill drink way too much water!
and so on
Lol
Both grandparents died because of complications caused by smoking...
Me smokes anyway
That’s a good point actually LMAO
Talk about lather , rinse repeat!!!
And the hilarious part is that they have an I.Q of almost 200
It's not the IQ that saves you from death, it's wisdom.
Exactly. I've said something very similar to many people. Most of which didn't know the difference between the two.
Common sense is a missing factor in too many, especially these days.
@@slcRN1971 It's a very decieving misnomer
They go hand in hand. People with a high IQ seek wisdom. This woman obviously didn't have an IQ of "180" if she though drinking 4 gallons of water a day would save her from cancer. Extremely basic research would tell you that. Even back in the day, you should quickly understand and be able to deduce you cannot possibly or reliably drink 4 gallons of water a day. I drink about 1 a day, drinking 2 would practically make my stomach burst and I'm a pretty big dude. So imagine drinking TWICE that amount and not being able to figure out quickly that's a bad idea. Yea not buying she had a genius level of IQ at all.
@Kay I know what the difference is
The guy trying to stop an elephant by putting his arm out was everything that was wrong with Jurassic World
Actually, Isadora the dancer, was known for always wearing her signature long silk scarf everywhere she went in public. She had almost forgotten it that particular day, but it was brought out to her at the last moment. Vanity can be a real killer!
God what an awful way the die though
💀
In Russia she's known for cutting rabbits in her bathroom. Even if she didn't really do it.
Why would the driver not stop though?
@@SteemyMangoAre you retarded? Wheels spin very quickly and it takes a while to notice that your fashionable debutante is being carried overboard, and braking takes even longer.
Wearing ties is just as dumb. They have literally no function except to get caught in things and strangle the wearer.
"Caused a 6 day quarantine"
Me:those are rookienumbers
bruh_hefuba 😭
@Tony995 no
Its slot more true now
Gotta bump those numbers up
Graystillplays
1:13 who else hates raid shadow legends ads/sponsors
MEEEEEE
I definitely do
I do
I always hate all ads.
Who doesn’t
I almost got a Darwin Award in 2008. I was with a friend on a farm and had used a pitchfork to pick up some hay. I stupidly was holding the pitchfork with the teeth up while carrying, tripped over a rock, and rather than pierce my neck, pierced my left arm and ruined the whole summer.
That had to hurt. I’m sorry that happened to you
"go grab the shotgun and shoot me I'm the back with it!" "Isn't that damgerou-" "NAAAAH I've got two pillows on my back so that will make me too injured to work but it won't kill me because of the pillows, see? GENIUS!" "Ahh that makes sense, ok here I come!" *pumps the shotgun* "ok get ready!" *Fires the shotgun* 2 minutes later "all units we have a 424 on stupid idiot street there was a murderer carrying a Remington 870 and has committed murder" 2 days later "GUILTY OF MURDER!, 15 YEARS IN PRISON!"
Me: if you had survived u wouldn't have to work, they would put you in a wheelchair and make you work, so....... yeah.
Off man bad ass
more like-
FBI OPEN UP-
Grabbed shotgun from black ops 2
too long
Nobody:
A guy: (freaking dies)
Be amazed: ok every body this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends
And monetized like wtf
**Subscriber count drops**
Me
Lol
Well its a good game so i forgive it
“luckily most of us won’t have to suffer that black death”
coronavirus:
Laughs in Microscopic
It's the common cold. Don't believe the hype and propaganda.
@@joannafreedom7914 Because the common cold has always been known for killing over 6000 people in a month and making an infected person cough to the point where blood comes out or where they can barely walk due to the body losing the ability to fluctuate it's own temperature thus causing too much pain...seriously if you cant differentiate between a flu and a lung infection...keep yer yap shut.
@@joannafreedom7914 Damn the common cold must've worked out over the winter or something lmao. No sweetie.
My town has to go into 14 day dont leave home quarantine it’s so dumb and I can say this with confidence 2020 SUCKS
I gotta nominate pillow armor for the golden Darwin Fish for best stupid death. Having seen what a 12 gauge can do, I can’t fathom thinking pillows would do more than a fart to stop buckshot.
Like what Einstein Said
"There is a Difference between stupidity and genius, genius has a limit while stupidity does not."
And the fact the 2nd that died was smarter than Einstein and still died in a dumb way anyways
Einstein's iq is 160 iq
While the girl is 180+ iq
So true
This from the guy who couldn't even tie his own shoes lol.
How to avoid dying of stomach cancer: die
basically dying another way
@@handikakusuma9743 r/wooosh
InfectedPlayz YT r/wooooshwith4os
Technically the truth
My cat tried that still won't wake up
Me:I am not going to pee because I need to watch!
Vid: Guy dies because he didn’t go to the bathroom
Me:runs to bathroom
The fact you have River in your username makes this comment underratedly funny
There's not enough time
Lmao
Mixinnitup you’re right
It's an urban myth.. but a good story I guess.
The story of the drive thru reminded me of one time when my family was in a drive thru, and the person in front of us started to reverse. Nothing was damaged and no one got hurt, but it was pretty scary.
I feel sorry for the drive through guy, a very simple mistake cost him his life, sure it was stupid but not near as stupid as the rest of them and its somewhat relatable
nah i dont that was beyond dumb lol
the one involving the king who was burned to death was pretty dumb too, since the king wasn't the one that set himself on fire. A servant did by accident.
@@scottdoesntmatter4409or just a trained assassin
Not likely. You'd need proof, motive, means etc. @@jaggerxl
Honestly I'm having a hard time believing the one about the drive-thru. Of course I have not been to every drive through in the country but I have never seen a drive through with a tree on the driver's side of the car that this type of accident could happen. Maybe if it trapped him against the order taking station, but it's kind of hard to believe that there was a tree on that side of the car near enough that order window that would have caused this.
"Dumb Ways to Die" theme song intensifies.
Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs crap now I have to do it, let's see if other people help
"Set fire to your hair"
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Put your private part as piranha bait
HIM: Hopefully we won’t have to live through the plague known as the Black Death.
ME: *Laughs in corona*
...You do realise The black death killed like a third of the population right?
If you seriously think corona even compares, we should be laughing at you instead.
COVID-19 didn't kill a third of an entire continent in the span of a couple years, did it?
5:42 No lie, that is from what I've seen so far is the most gruesome death ever
My mother told me about Isadora Duncan's death back in the mid-1970s when I was going to wear a scarf she thought too long, on a motorcycle ride.
lol
{Server} Your friend TheGrimReaper has joined the game
[TheGrimReaper]: so how did you die
[HiAJAhi]: I ate potato chips.
{Server} Your friend TheGrimReaper has left the game.
Wow thanks roblox
GOD HAS LEFT THE GAME
{server} Your friend God has joined the game
[god]: how did you die
[jerrydevise]: I wen tin a jetski even though I can’t swim
{server} Your friend God has left the game
AJ the tree is my name!?!
The majical words that get someone unsubscribe from your youtube channel:
This video was sponsered bye raid shadow legends
aliljimmygaming by*
I did
The magicl wurds of yoh cnt spel
English is not your strong suit. GTFO
@@PhayzinOut I'm joking
The first one happened here recently as well... It was a 16 year old that fell asleep in an industrial bin and dumped into the truck and crushed... It was horrific... We also had an accident happen up the road from us similar to be one in a later video in this series... The guy was on a motorcycle and trying to outrun police and took a roundabout too fast, went over the metal barrier and the edge of it cut his leg off and he died in hospital the same day
At 1:10 go ahead and skip to 2:00 to avoid the crappy mobile game commercial. You're welcome!
332wildcat thank you 😊
Thank you very much 😊😊😊
You're nice, I'm glad I check the comments while checking the video
If I only started to read the comments earlier
You're a lifesaver.
Oh i can't swim so what is the first thing im gonna do?
*BUY A JETSKI*
Yeah this is big brain time
200 iq
5:40 - in the 80's when I was in elementary school, we were riding the bus home from school one day in the beginning of June. The weather was nice and warm and we had the majority of the windows down.
A girl who I will not name, who had long and beautiful flowing hair had her head out of the bus window at her seat and her hair was flowing in the breeze outside of the bus.
Well the bus driver saw this, came over the PA and told her to get her head and hair back inside the bus AT ONCE. She complied and the bus continued it's route.
Not 5 miles later we were on a dirt road heading to a students home. The road was very rural and unkept with lots of pot holes and trees with their branches overhanging the road...
Well... Little miss long hair put her head back out the window, hair flowing in the wind and wouldn't you know... We drove past a low hanging tree, it's branches scraping the bus, and her hair got wrapped around a giant branch and... Well... She got yolked up, damn near pulled out of the window, and 75% of her hair ripped right out of her scalp..
She lost part of her scalp and was knocked out cold...
She almost died! Her neck was broken but she survived. Her family tried to sue but seeing as we went to a private school we had two cameras and audio recording of every bus route.
Her parents blamed the bus driver for their child's actions, even after their child was corrected and their inappropriate and dangerous behavior was confronted.
It was quite the site to see little miss snob knocked out cold, limp as a boned fish, looking like a 55 year old man with male patterned baldness and a bleeding scalp.
She was exceptionally humble after this event, and became a missionary in South America.
Good story!
Hell this is too crazy to make up! It has to be true, and I definitely see how it is possible.
silverhorder1969 I believe purely on the parents actions.
Sounds like something you’d hear on the news tonight.
Well at least she lived, unlike Scarf girl. Damn I wonder if she became that way because her parents encouraged it.
A Mormon missionary?
James Bautista probably they probably told her to not let anyone stop you from doing what you want and to be herself
Which you should be yourself but you gotta be rational and they should have taught her to listen to authority otherwise she wouldn’t get anywhere in life because she would get fired form future jobs and it’d be so unsafe
But I’m glad she learned and I agree that it was probably the parents and that this had a mostly good ending
The cartoons you have are making it funny.... I laughed my ass off when the king burnt up.... Lmao.
5:14 who else predicted that the scarf would get stuck in the wheels
I thought the wind would tighten it and suffotate her
Me to
I thought it might snag on a passing overhead object like a tree limb or something and hang her.
Yeah but I thought a tree
I did but I thought it would decapitate her
Larry the Lobster says “Always be hydrating!”
Lmao as spongebob gets huge muscles
12:02
Man: F___ the alligators!
Alligators: No u
Actually it’s 12:04 but at this point who really cares?
@@andreathiessen8148 I guess you do
I guess alligators hate profanity! LOL
@@jvmiller1995 AHHA Yea!
I remember a hunter in Nebraska that contracted bubonic plague on a hunting trip in Wyoming. He shot a bobcat and apparently it was infected and passed it on to the hunter. He got back home and when he got the symptoms he didn’t get the pustules right away and he actually died before the doctors figured out what was wrong with him.
Note to self: don’t use scarves in a convertible
Dude! I was TOTALLY putting off a much-needed pee-trip to the bathroom while I was watching this video and after I checked the remaining time, I decided I couldn't wait until the end of the video, so I kept it playing and walked to the bathroom RIGHT as the one about the dude who died from holding in his pee started revealing his scenario!
I gotta pee
@@heavenlywells3818 Haha, I forgot this happened to me until I read your comment!
Jet skiing without knowing how to swim?? People are crazy indeed...
@@Hammerdak Stupidity/ignorance knows no fear, it's too bad that life lessons like this aren't dished-out more often imo.
You and I, on the other hand, at least have the intelligence/capacity to think ahead and say before undertaking such endeavours...
"shit, what if such and such happens... I'm screwed !!!" or
"wait a minute, I need to do such and such to avoid things going badly"...
but alas there are those for whom such notions/questions are for pussies/wimps/killjoys.
Let them be dumb and dangerous, so long as it's not within my vacinity, "have at it" I say, I need a good chuckle every now and then, and if it's at the demise of one less arrogant, idiot ass-hat...
so mote it be ;o)
Why didnt he just wear a life jacket xD if you dont know how to swim and are either in a boat or jetski, at least wear one. Even if you do know how to swim the waves at the coast can make swimming hard.
@@nuclearquantumlaserspewpew9745fkjhgjjgu
Why was the guy with the yetski black?? Lol.
Let’s get it to 100 likes
I don't have a "death" Darwin award but I have a time when I was a Police clerk taking an accident report. A man and his girlfriend came in to make the report and she was clearly Asian or Filipino by her accent. Instead of asking for address information I would routinely ask for the person's driver's license to take it from there. The man gave me a driver's license that clearly was not his. I asked him who's driver's license had he given me. He told me that he and the person he had the accident with traded information (by giving up each other's drivers license). I told him that he was now driving without a license. The memorable part was the girlfriend hitting him repeatedly on the shoulder saying, "You stupid!" (in the cutest accent😂)
Eyes: Sees *5 MINUTES AGO*
Me: Automatically pressed the video
True lol 😂
4:42 We can add Chinese exotic animal eaters to the list.
You know nothing can be exotic if you're used to it!
Plenty of people that are not Chinese or even Asian at all, eat exotic animals.. your comment is a little heavy on the racism, just mentioning it just in case you care 😬
Racist
Me: Watching this video
Also me: Listening to the “dumb ways to die” song
So "The Simpsons" wasn't joking. Holding in urine too long really can make your kidneys/bladder explode. Amazing!
narrator: Stops talking about death and talks about a game where u can cause it.
me: Ah yes more death
top 3
"Is there fall damage?"
" Is team attack on?"
"What does alt and f4 do?
you mean friendly fire?
🛀
7:40
Foot: wooops
Left Hand: wait, why we are moving backwards
Left arm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Left Hand: OWWWWWWW, WHY FOOT WHY X_X
How is this funny this isn't even how he died
Almost won Darwin award when I was attempting to fix and clean off a power outlet in a new house (idiot painters painted over it) and I was using a flathead at first to try to clean it, until I realized what I was doing.
Me:will this include a raid shadow legends add?
Them:its a suprise
Surprise magic
I've watched a few of these Darwin videos. It seems to me that 2019 had an awful lot of winners! And I thought 2020 was bad!
I think it gets progressively (no pun intended) worse year after year as the 1st C of the 21st C continues, but it has such a ripe field to harvest so we shouldn't be too surprised. Mebbe Facebook or Twitter can tell you what to do?
1965:we will have plasma rifles in 2019.
2019:*Pillow shields*
Smack talking the gators-> smack talkingrs the gators LOL
Pillow armor: *gets shot in the back with a shotgun and the person dies* Everyone: *Facepalm*
Right
Man that was one quality scarf.
Fourth like!
(I know this comment will be popular)
I'm guessing it was silk, it's very strong.
Amazing Micah335 yeah
I wonder how tight she had it around her neck for her not to be able to take it off. Or maybe it just happened too fast for her to do anything. Including hitting the brakes.
Pure silk is exceptionally strong, and the way it was pulled, there was no chance of it tearing.
Me: trying To enjoy UA-cam
Raid shadow legends: im about To end this mans whole happiness
yeah...that's where I stopped the video. Already enough ads.
ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
That one of the fast food pick up accident, there have been documented cases if people dropping their card who open the door to bend down to pick it up. They lift their foot off the brake and being an automatic…still in drive… moves forward striking the bollard post with the door and causing them to be crushed to death much like the victim in this case😢
I ALWAYS put my vehicle in Park!
When he said " luckily none of us will live through a plaque" I was soooo sad
Lol so IQ is just a number, it's common sense to know that water isn't a sufficient food, even fish who live in the water still need food 😂🤣
Irrational beliefs can be a sign of psychosis.... which is a mental health disorder... doesn't matter how intelligent you are if you suffer this. Also just because someone is highly intelligent, doesn't mean they are wise.
Wisdom and intelligence are two separate stats in DnD for a reason you know :P
well the IQ in this world goes to fucking idiots
IQ helps but its never been the true measure of a person’s success.
You dosent seem smart
Your grammar doesn't seem smart.
UA-cam: how do we make our viewers watch ads
Be amazed: say no more
The Ridiculous Vat19: am I a joke to you?
I hate raid
Vat 19 is actually trying to convince people to try and invent something
Bitch it's fun
I read this as: Be Amazed! Say No More!
We almost got ourselves a darwin award in the train... Soccer fans went partying in our train compartment, waving scarfs and chanting. Nothing wrong with that until they held the scarf out of the window. Thank god someone told them it would not be a good idea if that scarf reached the electrical wires above the train on which it was running.
Felt like I was watching a episode of 1000 ways to die
Six day quarantine
2020: hold my beer
also 2020: what the name of the beer i drank
Sure throws beer at Boris Johnson and glass break on his head yea he's dead
@@jacobfreeman8198 and the name of the beans they ate the previous day
@@cosmox1x nice
I have 20 days
The people responsible for the "do not drink this is poison" label
Absolute props for putting Ichabod Crane from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow in this video👏👏👏 you, sir, are a true legend..
This was the most evil of Try not to laugh challenges
2:25 one of my friends is making a twilight princess zora-inspired wetsuit with 2 oxygen tanks hidden inside the back of the fins, and thanks to the webbed design of the hands and feet, even an idiot could learn to swim in the wetsuit. The wetsuit apparently will provide up to 2 days of breathing underwater when completed.
A life jacket would have been sufficient. I'm sure plenty of people on a jet ski wear one anyway even if they swim great just in case they are knocked unconscious in the water.
Unless the oxygen tanks are as big as a elephant, there is no way they would provide even 1 day of breathing. Probably not half that.
Idiot is gonna win his own darwin award.
How's the project so far
I feel like the drive-thru worker should've handed him his food so he wouldn't have had to open the door in the first place.
I was stationed in Saudi for a while. My replacement from the same unit in Arizona arrived clutching a large water bottle. She heard all that nonsense about having to drink 2 or more gallons of water a day. Truth is: Drink when you are thirsty. I had zero problems while I was there. In the end she had to be evacuated and hospitalized for water poisoning (washing out your electrolytes in the body). We came from a hot desert in the states where she had no problems to a somewhat hotter desert where she lost her mind. As for the plague, I had the two shot plague series. I have had dozens of injections. These were the most uncomfortable by a wide margin. My shoulder hurt for 2 weeks after each one. As for the reason, there was an outbreak of plague in prairie dogs in the area I was stationed.
The guy: *Dies for holding it in to long*
Me: okay... imma just go to the bathroom before I watch the rest
try again
Why does everyone hate raid shadow legends. I love that game
Said no one ever
woah
WAHHHHDAHHH
I also love the game😲
Kael Whitaker hahaha
“They had us in the first half not going to lie”
i can see why this channel is popular
There was a 19 year old kid who was a new employee of a tree cutting business. One day the wood chipper got jammed with a log so the kid got on top of the machine to dislodge the log with his foot. He ended up displacing the log with his foot and it wasn't until his body had been halfway ground up by the machine before the other workers were able to turn it off. This happened only a few blocks from my apartment, oddly enough a similar incident happened, also in my neighborhood, several years before to a middle aged man. My mom heard about the first account on her way home. When she told me I'd immediately gotten that scene in Fargo, when Peter Stormare's character stuffed his partner in the wood chipper. So disturbing, SMH.
A similar thing happened in a CSI episode in which a serial killer ran his male victim through a chipper.
No one’s gonna talk about how brutal Isadora’s death was...
It’s actually so brutal ngl
Something out of a horrendous nightmare!! It’s one of those ‘if only’ tales too. 😔🥀
OMG put a freaking timestamp!
It was at 4:50 btw.
It was VERY brutal though.
When he says"when you gonna go, you gonna go"
Me rush into the bathroom
Trump: Before we start the war lets give a shout out to our sponsor “RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”.
BRAWNDO: It's got what the people crave. Lectrolytes!
It’s good for you
Millions of people in 1347: dies from bubonic plague
2 idiot's In 2019: recreates bubonic plague somehow.. **dies**
at least now we know how it happened
I’m surprised there aren’t more cases with how many stupid people there are
The bubonic plauge was never eradicated fewer people just started getting it
There's cases if it all over the world every year... yes even in the US
It's not ok to make jokes about how people died no matter how dumb they were. Keep it informative for this series.
Zack M, finally, a respectful person..
Zack M thank you
The “memes” were less than funny anyways
4:15 it seem the history repeat it self just with bats
Nearly qualified for a Darwin award myself when i was a lot younger, about 3 or 4, with the help of a nail, a piece of wire, and a live power outlet. After self administration of some shock treatment, I came too across the other side of the room, with Mum fussing over me, and Dad at the fuse box repairing the fuse. This might account for some of my eccentric (read "crazy") ways. 😊