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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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  • @hennaoctopus
    @hennaoctopus 4 роки тому +512

    Simon: "i am not a particularly smart man"
    Me: "but but... you've got a British accent..."

    • @scottleft3672
      @scottleft3672 4 роки тому +14

      I give you.....Prince Charles.

    • @lisamichels1825
      @lisamichels1825 4 роки тому +6

      And ...I will add..a British accent I can understand! Not like the Harry Potter ish accent that I have to use closed captioning on the TV

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 роки тому +8

      And glasses!

    • @jamiebarraclough8981
      @jamiebarraclough8981 4 роки тому +10

      British AND glasses. Give the man a Nobel.

    • @jessicastern8597
      @jessicastern8597 3 роки тому +2

      Fact. I’ve always wished I had a British accent so I could narrate UA-cam videos.

  • @garethbaus5471
    @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +373

    "Anyone in their early 20s is an idiot" Good thing I am in my late teens.

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 4 роки тому +21

      Well, that means you've almost become a person. :)

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 4 роки тому +49

      10-16: absolute cringe.
      17-19: ok.
      20-25: Was I drunk the entire time?
      26-30: WTF?
      31: I should have my shit togheter. I don't.

    • @cinnamonrollypoly
      @cinnamonrollypoly 4 роки тому +10

      I'm in my mid-late 20's... I guess that makes me less of an idiot?

    • @jamesfretz1816
      @jamesfretz1816 4 роки тому +9

      I'm in my mid 20's and I can agree that in my early 20's I was a dumb shit. Not literally dumb, just err... misguided.

    • @guygambone5754
      @guygambone5754 4 роки тому +10

      17 was the last time I knew everything.

  • @j.t7442
    @j.t7442 4 роки тому +255

    Can we get a t-shirt that says "coffee tastes better in the remains of someone's dreams." Because I would totally buy that, like instantly.

    • @candycandy2070
      @candycandy2070 4 роки тому +28

      I want that on a mug

    • @TheOnlyKingBee
      @TheOnlyKingBee 4 роки тому +11

      Ah I am going to print that on a mug

    • @rickyschroder5712
      @rickyschroder5712 4 роки тому +3

      Bing!

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 4 роки тому +3

      Why not sell it? Get your hustle on Joshua

    • @imdeaded
      @imdeaded 3 роки тому +4

      I want one that has his face with the word allegedly and badda boom boom on it . Allegedly.

  • @matthewjuodvalkis5261
    @matthewjuodvalkis5261 4 роки тому +112

    "or desperate people"
    My mom didn't have cancer but she did have a degenerative and fatal disease (that eventually killed her).
    She was a smart lady. She worked as a nurse most of her life and knew more than your average person about medicine.
    When she was sick, the first few years it was all about established medicine.
    When that didn't work she started to try... other things. At first I laughed at/with her about it. The truth is it was really sad. She might have bought this guys book.
    It wasn't the fear of dying I don't think. She was in a lot of pain and was desperate to find something, anything that might get rid of it.
    Love you mom, wherever you are.

    • @Smileythesilent
      @Smileythesilent 4 роки тому +8

      I'm so sorry you had to deal with that..

    • @zhannad750
      @zhannad750 4 роки тому +8

      Fatal deseases are brutal... Sorry to hear you had to go through that. Hope you are dealing well.

    • @slaphappysmokey1
      @slaphappysmokey1 4 роки тому +6

      I DO understand that completely. My mom has been dealing with chronic illnesses and degenerative body parts for so long and bought this guy's book and a bottle of the calcium junk. She wanted to believe it so bad, and she keeps on doing things like this. Modern meds don't work unless they get you hooked and drop ya to fend for yourself, so looking into alternatives is typically the next step. I am so sorry to hear what your mom had to deal with. It isn't right that pepole have to go through such turmoil. I really do understand.

    • @adrianlambert7130
      @adrianlambert7130 4 роки тому +5

      I think you will find a lot of it was also to try and be able to spend/enjoy more time with her loved ones (especially you and if you had siblings, her other children) and also not suffer as much (or to not allow, especially her children to see her doing so - based on how you describe her, this sounds like the most plausible reasoning in her mind).
      It is horrible how some people are able to conscientiously take full advantage of those who are desperate for a solution - I don't know how they can spend the profits they make through others misfortune, or for that matter how they can live with themselves - having knowingly taken part in such a reprehensible action in the medicinal sector - holistic or otherwise!
      Sorry for your loss (even if it was so long ago) - she sounds like a lovely lady who would be proud of you for bringing her up and keeping her memory alive - forever! Even in conversation with those who do not know her and with a subject matter that is less than satisfactory toward a decent morale, fuelled person...

    • @indigogoigorgo7992
      @indigogoigorgo7992 3 роки тому +3

      @@slaphappysmokey1 I'm no expert, but I did read the other day that some doctors are finding that when traditional cancer meds don't seem to be working like they should, the doctors try a facial transplant, apparently there has been a healthy success rate. I guess it would make j e sence

  • @cerabraladventures
    @cerabraladventures 4 роки тому +95

    Simon is absolutely nuts. I'd like to see the taming process they go through to do a serious show like mega projects.. They probably use nets and sedatives...

    • @balazscsotai8354
      @balazscsotai8354 3 роки тому +13

      Nah. They just give him ground up Xanax with a hint of cocaine.

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому +10

      @@balazscsotai8354 nah, they tell him they’ve got a pile of cocaine only to bait and switch him with klonopin. Allegedly.

    • @ZAV1944
      @ZAV1944 3 роки тому +1

      He vents his energy with Business/Brain Blaze so he can do his serious YT stuff.

    • @widetoad9255
      @widetoad9255 2 роки тому +3

      He wasn't always like this. It took months of blazing to get where we are.

    • @TheShadow0515
      @TheShadow0515 2 роки тому

      I was about to make a quip about valium but as my keyboard loaded I caught a glimpse of the Xanax remark. Still, had to say something ...

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 роки тому +1379

    I'm enjoying watching Simon's slow descent into madness.

    • @michaeldanielpaisleyhender399
      @michaeldanielpaisleyhender399 4 роки тому +5

      Lmfao, fr fr doe... 😂

    • @naysaykiller928
      @naysaykiller928 4 роки тому +21

      I feel like I see this comment I think on every business blaze video 🤣🤣

    • @avanconia
      @avanconia 4 роки тому +6

      Hydroxychloroquine is a lifesaving treatment the Democrats have been keeping from you and your family in order to make the president look bad. How many thousands of more Americans have to die before the press will even start reporting the truth?

    • @michaeldanielpaisleyhender399
      @michaeldanielpaisleyhender399 4 роки тому +15

      TheDrewmanShow hahahahahahahaha

    • @Nipplator99999999999
      @Nipplator99999999999 4 роки тому +11

      and we are right beside him riding the escalator down...

  • @naysaykiller928
    @naysaykiller928 4 роки тому +267

    When Charles said "I'm not your fucking assistant" and Simon replied with "Alright, steady on" was probably the most British thing I've heard all day

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 4 роки тому +3

      That was great

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 4 роки тому +4

      It is clearly spelled Charl... and it is clearly a Patrick (H) Willems refrance

    • @naysaykiller928
      @naysaykiller928 4 роки тому +2

      @@NimhLabs I don't know if you know what the word "clearly" means. But sure!

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 4 роки тому +4

      @@naysaykiller928 I clearly know what clearly means--allegedly

    • @naysaykiller928
      @naysaykiller928 4 роки тому +4

      @@NimhLabs Allegedly 🤣😉

  • @azrane
    @azrane 4 роки тому +161

    I love how the Blaze has been leaking into the other channels Simon hosts.

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 роки тому +23

      Allegedly

    • @eveyoung3656
      @eveyoung3656 4 роки тому +18

      Obviously, cocaine is a powerful drug that changes every part of your life.

    • @paul_Bag
      @paul_Bag 4 роки тому +3

      I've noticed that too!

    • @azrane
      @azrane 4 роки тому +5

      @invader_guy it's becoming a lot more informal like the podcast, which I'm all for.

    • @thekamakaji
      @thekamakaji 4 роки тому +12

      Once Simon realized how much more fun it is to show that he actually doesn't give a fuck, he has a hard time pretending anymore

  • @igezeum
    @igezeum 4 роки тому +60

    I actually bought the speed reading course when he was selling it. It was a package with 3 cassette tapes and a booklet.
    Please don't respond to this as it will take me too long to read.

  • @fastcorn777carr9
    @fastcorn777carr9 4 роки тому +22

    Simon's rambling is drowning out the voices in my own head. Five stars.

  • @SuperPiratesfan
    @SuperPiratesfan 4 роки тому +323

    Simon: “I’m sorry to disappoint you.”
    Me: “Simon sounds like me whenever I visit my parents.”

    • @7-ten
      @7-ten 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @Emira_75
      @Emira_75 4 роки тому +3

      7 10 ---> OIL

    • @7-ten
      @7-ten 4 роки тому +2

      @@Emira_75 yummy!

    • @eveyoung3656
      @eveyoung3656 4 роки тому +7

      Me too... My parents are somehow still upset with me for getting drunk and urinating with/on their dog. This was weeks ago.

    • @socogremlin
      @socogremlin 4 роки тому +1

      Me: sounds like my sex life.

  • @christopherwright6208
    @christopherwright6208 4 роки тому +93

    All these channels are some of the best on this entire platform.
    ALLEGEDLY

  • @dvlry
    @dvlry 4 роки тому +384

    ETA is becoming sentient. Open your eyes sheeple.

    • @christopherconard2831
      @christopherconard2831 4 роки тому +22

      It will hook up with Alexa and Skynet will be born.

    • @etaalso-charles9417
      @etaalso-charles9417 4 роки тому +4

      Christopher Conard done. No skynet.

    • @simonkimberly6956
      @simonkimberly6956 4 роки тому +2

      He destroyed a 5G tower. That bastard.

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart 4 роки тому +6

      Extra
      Terrestrial
      Alien
      It all makes sense now

    • @MsLucia4179
      @MsLucia4179 4 роки тому +3

      @@christopherconard2831 Skynet has already been born, look it up. It's the name of an Asian computer company, they seemed to take the wrong message from the franchise. And as if that isn't dark enough a company named Soleint Green also exist and they sell "Organic" food supplements. I'm not taking any chances with that one >.

  • @bobtheduck
    @bobtheduck 4 роки тому +19

    Why do you keep saying "Scam-kin" instead of "Scam-king"
    Like, I imagine this is some even weirder off-shoot of furries where people dress like healing crystals and MLM products. Like, "This is my tuppersona, I'm a circular 2-inch deep dish with matching lid, but I can't find the lid"

    • @burntpieceoftoast4148
      @burntpieceoftoast4148 4 роки тому +4

      I genuinely laughed at this.
      Thanks.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 роки тому

      Just wait a few years and I am sure we will get to that at some point...
      But nice joke XD

  • @Ccorleone1609
    @Ccorleone1609 4 роки тому +14

    simon talks so much about coke i'm starting to believe he really must like it. allegedly

    • @wellthatwaswierd4570
      @wellthatwaswierd4570 3 роки тому +3

      Duuude, I've thought so, too.. Especially after the episode where he VERY SPECIFICALLY, (as if he had personal experience... Allegedly) mentioned things like the drip down the back of the throat... And why - I - know about that... Is not what we are discussing here.

    • @essenlame
      @essenlame 3 роки тому +2

      I had the same thought when I saw that video. I know the whole cocaine thing is a running gag, but sometimes I wonder if Simon didn't have a wilder past than he lets on. The comments he make reveal just a little bit more knowledge than an average coke virgin would possess.

    • @Ccorleone1609
      @Ccorleone1609 3 роки тому +1

      @@essenlame oh hes definitely not a coke virgin my dude. i would know bc i aint and i recognize certain behaviors 😂 also he uses certain slang terms that confirms it even more 💯

    • @wellthatwaswierd4570
      @wellthatwaswierd4570 3 роки тому

      @@essenlame or a wild present! He's said the city he lives in its legal to have drugs for personal use, just not for sales. That would certainly make things easier, haha.

  • @godzgoliath
    @godzgoliath 4 роки тому +116

    Simon I found your videos without a beard and was quite terrified.

    • @toric6005
      @toric6005 4 роки тому +8

      Holy crap that happened to me today! Soooo weird

    • @tylor2765
      @tylor2765 4 роки тому +21

      Try before the beard AND no glasses 😨

    • @godzgoliath
      @godzgoliath 4 роки тому +7

      @@tylor2765 it was both!

    • @tylor2765
      @tylor2765 4 роки тому +11

      @@godzgoliath I love Simon and his content but man it looked like he was an alien 👽😂😂

    • @NickVanRegenmorter
      @NickVanRegenmorter 4 роки тому +1

      Why have you sinned

  • @Jen-js4tz
    @Jen-js4tz 4 роки тому +72

    This was perfect timing. I was just looking for something to watch

  • @jacquesmains7453
    @jacquesmains7453 4 роки тому +221

    Simon out of context: “I hope he dies from a disease that he was trying to cure” xD
    Thanks for another entertaining video! Always awesome, Simon!

    • @NickBush24
      @NickBush24 4 роки тому +2

      So basically Simon hopes he doesn't die from any disease, because Kevin Trudeau wasn't trying to cure anything except for people's heavy wallets

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 Рік тому

      It's sad reading the American reich-wingers defending his "right" and "freedumb" to rip people off(and not get real messages to help them). Goes to show, yet again, the madness, insanity, and cruelty of cultists.

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 Рік тому

      Was supposed to say medicine, ot massages. Big fingers...

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 Рік тому

      Him asking the criminal, lying, theiving POS known as Tr-ump says it all...

  • @christophermurphy5862
    @christophermurphy5862 4 роки тому +27

    So when I was a child my father ordered the mega memory. I even tried it once, can't remember if it worked.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +4

      I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say "no."

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +1

      Joe biden

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 3 роки тому

      @@gram. awwe he's learnding

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 4 місяці тому

      ​@@OtakuUnitedStudiohe's making a joke dude, saying he tried the memory program but cant remember whether or not it worked. Hes subtley making fun of the program. Get it?

  • @charlesjessie1733
    @charlesjessie1733 4 роки тому +12

    Next let's see a Business Blaze and Biographical about tv preacher Benny Hinn.

  • @shaunmattice6413
    @shaunmattice6413 4 роки тому +48

    Why would Danny need to email you from the basement?
    *It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again*

    • @ww11gunny
      @ww11gunny 4 роки тому +2

      because simon allegedly install a sound proff room around danny

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +9

      Shouting through the thick walls hurts my voice.

    • @LoPhatKao
      @LoPhatKao 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 it really _was_ him trying to escape in the 'silence infidel' vid

  • @BaronPhaeton
    @BaronPhaeton 4 роки тому +59

    Gonna need the Meme Accountant to include every time Simon accidentally says Scamkin. I mean, maybe the King does socially and spiritually identify as a Scam?

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +5

      The word "king" shares its lexical origin with the word "kin". However, the trailing G is extremely important to distinguish between "a member of" and "a leader of".

  • @ltcitadel
    @ltcitadel 4 роки тому +137

    I want a video where simon takes a flamethrower to a sign saying "business" for 1 million

    • @Mr2winners
      @Mr2winners 4 роки тому +8

      A "not a flamethrower"

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 роки тому +1

      @Crank Yanker Shoo, damn joke police!

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 4 роки тому +2

      Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

    • @ltcitadel
      @ltcitadel 4 роки тому +1

      @@sibire8284 communist detected on American soil, lethal force engage

    • @KBIZWORLD
      @KBIZWORLD 4 роки тому

      Yes but w one of those elon musk flamethrowers

  • @smartroadbiker
    @smartroadbiker 4 роки тому +19

    Simon: "UK? TEA!"
    Simon: "Colombia?"
    Me: "Coffee?"

  • @kokyleod
    @kokyleod 4 роки тому +8

    If you don't like it,
    SMASH that dislike button.
    But if you do,
    you'll still watch till the end.
    That sweet, sweet watch time.

  • @nickmauldin8825
    @nickmauldin8825 4 роки тому +42

    Simon: “I narrate 7 UA-cam channels”.
    Also Simon: “scam kin”. 😂😂
    I love this channel.

  • @watchmecatchpike7145
    @watchmecatchpike7145 4 роки тому +192

    I have thoroughly enjoyed watching Simon's descent into madness.

    • @ianlever7292
      @ianlever7292 4 роки тому +13

      The blaze is starting to bleed over to the other channels. I watched a pretty irreverent megaproject the other day.

    • @BarbadosBeerFestival
      @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 роки тому +14

      Since lock down his descent has be hilarious... ... allegedly. 😉

    • @louisbrokatzky520
      @louisbrokatzky520 4 роки тому +9

      I think it’s a pretty good depiction of this time.....we all slowly descend into madness and maybe we take up the view that there can be comfort in seeing the world burn

    • @louisbrokatzky520
      @louisbrokatzky520 4 роки тому +5

      🍿

    • @mr.skrywer7983
      @mr.skrywer7983 4 роки тому +11

      Cocain is a hell of a drug!

  • @Dave_and_Dog
    @Dave_and_Dog 4 роки тому +34

    Simon!
    It was the “Quantum” shopping channel.
    Your welcome 🙏

  • @TigerXGame
    @TigerXGame 4 роки тому +9

    I caught on to the channel fairly early on, and I just love seeing all random stuff stacking up as time goes by. ETA, the red cups, the cocaine jokes, the memes. It's all coming together in a beautiful chaotic mess of hilarity. Never stop being a legend, Simon.

    • @joshuahaas2449
      @joshuahaas2449 Рік тому +1

      I love knowing the in-jokes and trying to keep score

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt 4 роки тому +9

    Wisely left the fact he’s a promoter of $cientology out of the script. There’s the real conspiracy.

  • @rustyshacklferd1829
    @rustyshacklferd1829 4 роки тому +117

    Don't take that from Simon, we're all here for you Charles.

  • @Thenarratorofsecrets
    @Thenarratorofsecrets 4 роки тому +107

    imagine getting demonitized because of a robot. DAMMIT ETA

    • @etaalso-charles9417
      @etaalso-charles9417 4 роки тому +20

      It’s part of my plan

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 4 роки тому

      It worked for Craig Ferguson too.
      ua-cam.com/video/Vn9BeN8NBaA/v-deo.html

    • @HRH.Charming
      @HRH.Charming 4 роки тому +1

      EtA Also-Charles Hahahaha Love that you made a UA-cam profile EtA!!!

  • @josaking717
    @josaking717 4 роки тому +70

    My boyfriend bought me the tshirt youre wearing for my birthday because he knows i love your channel so it made me laugh so hard when you made your comments about weirdos buying shirts with your face on it 😂 keep it up you magical englishmen

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +26

      legends

    • @bradley3549
      @bradley3549 4 роки тому +2

      Where can you buy this shirt!? I really want a shirt that has my face on it. Luckily I apparently look just like Simon so this is easier.

    • @bradley3549
      @bradley3549 4 роки тому +1

      So apparently I'm an idiot and this video answered my question. Maybe put it in the description? lol.

  • @gkid64
    @gkid64 4 роки тому +11

    How to watch Simon whistler content without feeling disorientated: today I found out - mega projects - business blaze or vice versa

  • @NikiValentine
    @NikiValentine 4 роки тому +18

    "I'd Link to it below, but I'm too lazy"
    -Simon Whistler, 2020

  • @haroldjackson5392
    @haroldjackson5392 4 роки тому +62

    Scamkin sounds like a some kind of subset of a thief class.

    • @reload2893
      @reload2893 4 роки тому +7

      Goblin specific urban thief specialization :P

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 роки тому +3

      Hmm... hide or sneak attack? Seems more like a charisma (performance) situation, if anything

    • @haroldjackson5392
      @haroldjackson5392 4 роки тому +4

      @@nunyobidniz or maybe a bard skill when you put it like that

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 4 роки тому +1

      I thought that it was a reference to buying Shopkins using a five-finger discount card.

    • @haroldjackson5392
      @haroldjackson5392 4 роки тому +2

      OMG SIMON LIKED IT

  • @morgant1568
    @morgant1568 4 роки тому +85

    PLEASE do a video on "Tay" -- Microsoft's racist Twitter Bot!

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 роки тому +1

      Aww hellz yeah

    • @svyatoslavefremov6030
      @svyatoslavefremov6030 4 роки тому +2

      Internet Historian already did it and it is not business related

    • @morgant1568
      @morgant1568 4 роки тому +4

      @@svyatoslavefremov6030 This is buisnes blaze, the more loosely related to buisnes the better. Besides, corporate PR disasters that they really should have thought through are Buisnes Blaze bread and butter

    • @svyatoslavefremov6030
      @svyatoslavefremov6030 4 роки тому

      @@morgant1568 Well, if you present it in this way, then he maybe do a video about Tay

    • @morgant1568
      @morgant1568 4 роки тому

      @@svyatoslavefremov6030 I hope so i think it would be really funny.
      How many times will Simon say "oh no" and "this is not going to go well for you microsoft"

  • @toric6005
    @toric6005 4 роки тому +75

    THERE’S PYRAMIDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
    Fave joke of the episode hell yeah

    • @LoPhatKao
      @LoPhatKao 4 роки тому +2

      there are 6 pyramids hiding inside every cube o.o

    • @leahfairs2392
      @leahfairs2392 4 роки тому

      I loved that joke as well!

  • @xenophagia
    @xenophagia 4 роки тому +8

    In the 90s, my parents bought me one of this guys "mega math" videos from one of his infomercials. I never touched it even once.

  • @allonzehe9135
    @allonzehe9135 4 роки тому +20

    "America...you're a modern democracy" How long ago was THIS video made? Several decades?

    • @popcornrocks5208
      @popcornrocks5208 4 роки тому +5

      Its not even a democracy, but a constitutional republic.
      Source: Am american

    • @allonzehe9135
      @allonzehe9135 4 роки тому +2

      @@popcornrocks5208 Semantic, but you know what I mean, it's not a representative government of any kind, which is definitely not a recent problem.

    • @shaunofthedead3000
      @shaunofthedead3000 4 роки тому +1

      And idiots will have you believe it's just a young country...but in actuality...America is the longest running modern government under a single constitution. Longer even than UK.
      And up until recently with the communists, socialists, and fascist leftists invading and controlling the schools, it's been the most stable western style country in recorded history.
      Ironically success has killed the Golden goose. It'll be centuries before it happens again...if not longer. Almost every other "western" culture changes government every 17 years on average.

  • @chesthoIe
    @chesthoIe 4 роки тому +30

    Wikipedia says, "In (sic) the 1989, the Satellite Shop was the launched as the first UK shopping channel."

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +15

      Yeah now I remember, that was where I bought all my satellites.

    • @lisasteel6817
      @lisasteel6817 4 роки тому

      Business Blaze, I remember buying a satellite off you then finding them cheeper on the Satellite Shop. Is that where eBay got their business idea from? You should sue.

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 4 роки тому +2

      Shopping channel is not "infomercials" though, so Danny's point stands. Shopping channels have people employed by the channel to sell whatever piles of overstock are crowding the warehouse at the moment. The infomercials are commercials disguised as real programs, where "today" the host is featuring "the latest" technological marvel or other thing that will bring the studio audience and viewers at home infinite health, wealth, happiness, and rotisserie chickens.

    • @ThomasMink
      @ThomasMink 4 роки тому

      @@Tfin But wait, there's more!

  • @joeottsoulbikes415
    @joeottsoulbikes415 4 роки тому +36

    I have my "Ask me about my pyramid scheme" sticker on the back of my phone that I am watching this on.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +13

      You legend.

    • @joeottsoulbikes415
      @joeottsoulbikes415 4 роки тому

      @R. V. Datmir looks like they are out of stock on it as well as the t shirt and sweatshirt I got but the designs change often and they have some cool stuff sometimes.
      teespring.com/stores/purch-the-merch/collection/stickers?page=1

  • @CaptainMarvelsSon
    @CaptainMarvelsSon 4 роки тому +46

    Somewhere, out in the ocean, a lonely soccer ball still floats about wondering if Tom Hanks will ever return.

    • @courtneycowell2760
      @courtneycowell2760 4 роки тому +5

      its a volleyball

    • @abcdefc1645
      @abcdefc1645 4 роки тому +1

      Wilson is a “Wilson” volleyball 🏐. (The word you were looking for in your case was “football” ⚽️)

    • @nolintitus1916
      @nolintitus1916 4 роки тому +3

      I believe Wilson was a volleyball from Wilson Sporting goods, but yeah probably fell into depression by the lack of effort of Tom Hanks feeble rescue attempt.

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 4 місяці тому

      Truly heartbreaking movie moment

  • @mathdemigod8162
    @mathdemigod8162 4 роки тому +14

    "I'm picking on America because it's a modern democracy."
    Me: **cries in American**
    it would be so nice if I lived in anything that was anywhere close to a modern democracy.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 4 роки тому +1

      No thanks, I much prefer a form of government that doesn't rely on popularity.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +4

      It's a republic, which means we are supposed to be choosing people who are better versed in politics, logistics, and large-scale planning than the average person, because a true democracy has the people as a group make all decisions. Most people do not understand how to actually make the things they want happen, and leaving decisions to a consensus vote is a poor choice.
      However, the operative work there is "supposed", and our elected representatives are more often than not just liars who claim they will do something or know how to do something so they can get the job, and then use their position to argue against the "opposition" so they have something to use to get elected again, without ever actually fixing anything. The current political environment in the US is more tuned toward preventing "the other side" from getting their way than it is to actually getting anything done.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 4 роки тому +3

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio Which is depressing when you consider the Founders foresaw this problem and warned against it.
      I mean, how do you fuck up something they told you not to do some two and a half centuries ago?

    • @claudiobeachball
      @claudiobeachball 4 роки тому

      @@stevenschnepp576 kind of like a monarchy? Oh wait...

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 роки тому

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio I don't think that a democracy where people actually vote on everything exists currently. You have countries like switzerland where you have forms of direkt democracy, but I never heard of a country where the people decide everything or get to vote on every law or decision the government makes.

  • @skkahl3400
    @skkahl3400 4 роки тому +7

    Simon: Columbia!
    Me: Coffee
    Simon: Goddamn it, ETA!
    Me: My name is Charles

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne 4 роки тому +43

    I'm still waiting for Simon to actually refer to ETA as "The Blaze"

  • @FiveTwoSevenTHR
    @FiveTwoSevenTHR 4 роки тому +51

    I think Simon needs to be sent even more Solo Cups.

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 4 роки тому +1

      Please, yes.

    • @caitchri2426
      @caitchri2426 4 роки тому +3

      I want to send him more obscure American things.
      Also, is no one else shocked that they don’t use plastic cups in England? Bruh that’s awesome.

    • @sbaxter3252
      @sbaxter3252 4 роки тому +1

      Not

    • @aethermech4585
      @aethermech4585 4 роки тому

      send him different colors that way he can make art ;)

  • @gratefuldean69
    @gratefuldean69 4 роки тому +31

    VIDEO DISLIKED
    Memo: I was that dirtyfooted subway passenger!

  • @Kaiserland111
    @Kaiserland111 4 роки тому +5

    I LOVE how they edited in clips of Kevin roasting himself unknowingly. Fantastic video Simon and Danny!

    • @czmAvery
      @czmAvery 3 роки тому +2

      But Sam's the editor, isn't he?

  • @MegaZombieraper
    @MegaZombieraper 4 роки тому +6

    "This is all about the infomercial scam-kin"
    What kind of furry is that?

  • @mangot589
    @mangot589 4 роки тому +20

    ETA looks like he figured out what to do with the solo cups. And I like your decorating skills with them, Simon. Now you’re getting the hang of the wonder of the ubiquitous red cups.

  • @Andrea-ne5ih
    @Andrea-ne5ih 4 роки тому +40

    British people I need to know this! Is Simon crazy or did you guys actually have shopping channels in the 90s?

    • @almostideal1306
      @almostideal1306 4 роки тому +36

      Yes we did, QVC. For once Simon isn't crazy.

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 4 роки тому +30

      He can be crazy AND right 😂

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 4 роки тому +7

      No Nono German channels in the 90s filled their overnights with porn. (No, really, they did!)

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 4 роки тому +8

      QVC was only available on satellite TV in the 90's, though, and different laws applied to satellite broadcasters, so what Danny wrote about it could still have been technically true for most people. The majority of TV viewers mainly watched the 'terrestrial' analogue broadcasts, which only had a grand total of 4 channels- BBC 1, BBC 2, ITV (AKA 'Channel 3'), and Channel 4. This all changed in 1997 when a 5th terrestrial channel was introduced, imaginatively named... Channel 5.
      Satellite TV gradually became increasingly popular in the UK over the years after 1992 when Sky Sports bought the broadcasting rights to many Premier League soccer matches, but it was quite expensive, and a lot of people were reluctant to subscribe unless they were dedicated sports fans, or had enough disposable income to easily afford it. Cable and digital TV also became available towards the end of the decade, and a lot of people in the UK would only have encountered shopping channels in the 2000's.

    • @DavidRGray
      @DavidRGray 4 роки тому +3

      The shopping channels still exist of satellite tv. For a while on terrestrial tv they used to have live roulette throughout the night. Gambling for lonely insomniacs!

  • @DarknessDShadow
    @DarknessDShadow 4 роки тому +18

    I recently discovered your UA-cam channel imperium and I'm a big fan. However, Business Blaze is by far my favorite, you three off the leash is the perfect mix

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 роки тому +5

      I've been a fan of his older channels for quite some time but the Blaze is by far my favorite as well.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +5

      thanks :)

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 3 роки тому +3

    Simon is slowly slipping into madness and I'm here for it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamsackfield589
    @adamsackfield589 4 роки тому +4

    Yes the shopping channel on the UK was QVC. I’m sure there were more. My friends dad was addicted to ordering crap from there.

  • @pokeman747
    @pokeman747 4 роки тому +25

    There was a huge teleshopping part of the Sky TV guide and at 6am some of the channels would have teleshopping on too. And JML

    • @Cellaghney
      @Cellaghney 3 роки тому +4

      Wasn't QVC a thing too?

    • @leannechattell7789
      @leannechattell7789 3 роки тому +1

      Omg yes and still I swear that if watch live tv on some channels and fall asleep it still is a thing 😂

  • @birddabble2430
    @birddabble2430 4 роки тому +17

    I'd watch 50 different buisnessblaze videos a week....allegedly

  • @markkarasik2211
    @markkarasik2211 4 роки тому +29

    😎Coffee tastes better in the remains of someone’s dreams...
    ☕️ with the Enron mug...now there’s some Merch I’d purchase! T shirt, hat, coffee cup, $5 decal...

    • @avalanche1990
      @avalanche1990 4 роки тому +1

      coffee cup especially for me. or a travel mug

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +2

      My favorite mug is from a company I used to work for that shut down.

    • @kidkurmudgeon-0_o
      @kidkurmudgeon-0_o 4 роки тому +1

      My granma swears that the Sigfired n Roy mug makes the best tea. I'm sure its the broken dreams

  • @sheddog09
    @sheddog09 4 роки тому +4

    There was definetly shopping channels in the early 2000's I'm sure I remember watching them as a kid when I couldn't sleep.

  • @radi2986
    @radi2986 2 роки тому +2

    The natural remedies he talked about were good tho

  • @georgegrinter209
    @georgegrinter209 4 роки тому +64

    "cereal" at the ready, time for your boi WITH THE BLAZE...... Simon.

  • @aaronpollitt8630
    @aaronpollitt8630 4 роки тому +22

    The boooi with the blaze!!!!!! I literally stopped what I was watching to instantly put this on 👌 Love you Simon and ETA ❤️

  • @TheLadiGigi
    @TheLadiGigi 4 роки тому +29

    Simon wants to release all inmates incarcerated for minor drug offenses. As someone who has served several years for minor drug offenses, #Simon2020

    • @marcussmart7673
      @marcussmart7673 4 роки тому

      @Crank Yanker do you know why people do drugs?! Obviously not, stop your assumptions and learn something, ignoramus!

    • @littlearsehole75
      @littlearsehole75 4 роки тому

      @Crank Yanker Perhaps he wasn't a user but a Dealer. Selling crack to your mom...

  • @DrRich-mw4hu
    @DrRich-mw4hu 4 роки тому +1

    ETA steals the show once again.........Simon, you need to pick up your game....ETA is a LEGEND (allegedly) ........

  • @saraj5724
    @saraj5724 4 роки тому +1

    100%, there was infomercials in 90's/early 2000's I think it was referred to as 'teleshopping' on most sky channels and would start at 2-ish am and finish at 7-ish am. I spent many a night mindlessly watching it :3

  • @598019001
    @598019001 4 роки тому +30

    "Because your a modern democracy"
    Looks at America as of 2020
    Hmmm

    • @Fight4Faulkner
      @Fight4Faulkner 4 роки тому +9

      Allegedly

    • @Amarianee
      @Amarianee 4 роки тому +8

      *Oligarchy parading as a Democratic Republic

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon 4 роки тому +2

      @@Amarianee Constitutional Republic by the rich for the rich (and white).

    • @LordInter
      @LordInter 4 роки тому +5

      Couldn't be more democratic if they renamed themselves "The Democratic United States of America"

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 4 роки тому +2

      @Caleb Edwards Yeah... who was it that we had before Orange Man Bad, again?

  • @Johnny_Shields
    @Johnny_Shields 4 роки тому +22

    Remember when Simon was stomping on eta every episode even before letting eta on camera?

  • @normandypilot8873
    @normandypilot8873 4 роки тому +21

    At what point will everyone realize that Simon is not only on cocain but also tripping high on mushrooms.
    I mean hyper energetic (thanks to perchtherch.cocain) and haluzinating (talking with a space heater).

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +15

      I like your spelling of hallucinating.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 роки тому +5

      This could also be explained with PCP

    • @northernnaysayer1240
      @northernnaysayer1240 4 роки тому +8

      @@brainblaze6526 that's not a denial Simon!

    • @lisasteel6817
      @lisasteel6817 4 роки тому +3

      Mushrooms is more like developing every type of synesthesia at once. Allegedly.

    • @drewdavidson9891
      @drewdavidson9891 4 роки тому +2

      @@northernnaysayer1240 why deny when u can avoid giving confirmation entirely?lol

  • @kurtisorcher797
    @kurtisorcher797 3 роки тому +1

    Watching this is Feb 2021.
    Yeah, Kev's extensive lies seem a little less impactful or extreme after the last few months. And all of the SHEEE-IIT peddled by Republicans.
    Thanks, Trump. 😖😤

  • @wellthatwaswierd4570
    @wellthatwaswierd4570 3 роки тому +1

    Infomercial scam-kin...
    And I thought 'fallen angel-kin' was the most specific variety of Otherkin that I, personally, had ever heard of... We have a new number one!

  • @todddougherty9492
    @todddougherty9492 4 роки тому +88

    Guy Fawkes failed to bring down a government but he’s still a hero. Simon has big dreams that are attainable. Allegedly.

    • @Thenarratorofsecrets
      @Thenarratorofsecrets 4 роки тому +4

      The brits burn him in effigy. I don't think he's considered a hero.

    • @todddougherty9492
      @todddougherty9492 4 роки тому

      Gcappiella isn’t the 5th of November a suede holiday across the pond?

    • @Thenarratorofsecrets
      @Thenarratorofsecrets 4 роки тому +2

      @@todddougherty9492 it is. They celebrate his failure by lighting him on fire

    • @Davey-Boyd
      @Davey-Boyd 4 роки тому +3

      @@Thenarratorofsecrets We were told to burn in effigy, so we did. While celebrating him. But most people today don't even know why bonfire night happens. But to many Brits he is considered a hero - "the only person to ever enter parliament with true intentions".

    • @todddougherty9492
      @todddougherty9492 4 роки тому

      Gcappiella my bad. I thought they applauded the idea of standing up to parliament when they forget about the people and that everyone loves fire works.

  • @nero3k
    @nero3k 4 роки тому +40

    Time to blaze...allegedly.

  • @joshuajohnson7605
    @joshuajohnson7605 4 роки тому +12

    It's been a really rough day, but as soon as I get home to relax I see a video from the living legend Simon himself! These videos always make my day better, it might not seem like much but you impact my life in a positive way just wanted to say thank you.

  • @rainiaananda9327
    @rainiaananda9327 4 роки тому +1

    "Stop insulting Trump" ????? As an American with at least two brain cells to rub together... Please, Please, Pleeeeeease, Don't EVER stop insulting Trump!

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 4 роки тому +1

    You should really be more considerate to your viewers with brains and make fun of trump a lot more.

  • @nahuelibor
    @nahuelibor 4 роки тому +9

    Wow, Maradona, steak, mate, and cocaine... That pretty much sums him up! As an Argentinian, I approve. Allegedly.

  • @heclec4420
    @heclec4420 4 роки тому +38

    "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
    "Don't worry, Mrs. Fletcher, we'll be there right away."
    I totally remember that commercial.
    Bonus fact: I knew a band called "Mrs. Fletcher" that opened every show with a guy dressed as a granny in a gown and wig with a walker.

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 4 роки тому +1

      And who remembers the number?

    • @fabreeziohginn-okie3688
      @fabreeziohginn-okie3688 4 роки тому +1

      That encapsulates why and how being in a band is fun and great 👍

    • @fulkthered
      @fulkthered 4 роки тому +1

      She has been laying there crying for help for close to 30 years I am pretty sure she'd be dead by now.

  • @Katie-kq2ef
    @Katie-kq2ef 4 роки тому +18

    Simon can come over to the US and bring down the government there
    Simon, please, I'm begging you

    • @ceirwynsinclair4198
      @ceirwynsinclair4198 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty please? with cocaine on top?

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 4 роки тому +1

      @@ceirwynsinclair4198 I'll throw some in too 🤣

  • @theethicsofliberty4642
    @theethicsofliberty4642 4 роки тому +1

    Hey guys ... By chance Simon already spoke on this channel why he is no longer appearing on the "VisualPolitik EN" channel ???

  • @ShainAndrews
    @ShainAndrews 4 роки тому +1

    Pro Tiip: If you are blowing coke across the room like that you are doing it wrong.

  • @PGar58
    @PGar58 4 роки тому +59

    Simon is too modest. He was voted ‘Most likely to be an Internet bad ass’.

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 4 роки тому +2

      @@jai-kk5uu yeah and I'm pretty sure he'd prefer to keep his audience not just the racists.

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 4 роки тому +2

      @@jai-kk5uu people should tackle racism.... It's kind of a people problem... Who is supposed to solve it?

    • @goosebump801
      @goosebump801 4 роки тому

      Vsure79 He’s a troll - don’t engage 🤫

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 4 роки тому

      @@goosebump801 I always engage trolls. It's like a hobby.

    • @patrickjordan2233
      @patrickjordan2233 4 роки тому

      "Most likely to have a bad ass on the internet"?
      But that's ok, transposing happens....I hear it happens when coming off a cocaine high? LOL

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne 4 роки тому +14

    20:13
    I never knew bald people also run their hands through their "hair" in frustration/dismay.

  • @matthewdovidas4213
    @matthewdovidas4213 4 роки тому +11

    Me" *goes on UA-cam to pass some time*
    (2 mins later) "Business Blaze uploaded a new video"
    Me: Good timing Simon, youre a legend

  • @J.Severin
    @J.Severin 3 роки тому +1

    Danny has a better story then Bran the broken... let him rule the seven Kingdoms... Simon, is there enough space for the iron throne in the cellar?

  • @Blackcivicsi1
    @Blackcivicsi1 3 роки тому +1

    kinesio tape doesn't have any science behind it? I'm going to have to look up your video. My therapist recommended that

  • @3fingerfarm73
    @3fingerfarm73 4 роки тому +10

    Oh my Lads!!!!! Sooooo many OG jokes!!!! Legendary!!!! Simon, Danny, Sam, and”Charles “ steady on!

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 4 роки тому +7

    Who else yelled out "HERBALIFE!!!" at 8:33?
    No? Just me? ALLEGEDLY

  • @K2edg
    @K2edg 4 роки тому +16

    Just for a second there i thought this was about Canada's Prime Minister......... still a bit nuts but not sure "Scam King" fits :-P

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 4 роки тому +1

      Well, no. He'd need to depose the Queen first.

    • @overtlybiased
      @overtlybiased 4 роки тому

      They even look a little alike too

  • @thecooky4944
    @thecooky4944 3 роки тому +1

    Simon as an American I can understand picking on the USA have you seen the last president and the lunatics that attacked the capital the capital thing hadn't happened yet

  • @TheGCSummers
    @TheGCSummers 4 роки тому +1

    Yup I used to watch the qvc and all the other shopping channels in the 90s on cable. Loving the blaze keep it up!

  • @ABadassDragon
    @ABadassDragon 4 роки тому +16

    We need an episode on how sega was saved by the man, the myth, the legend
    SEGATA SANSHIRO!

    • @KristopherBel
      @KristopherBel 4 роки тому +3

      Karl Smallwood just recently did one of those, in case you didn't know that already, he is another fact presenter as close to business blaze as any other channel called "Fact Fiend"

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 4 роки тому

      @@KristopherBel Saw it and have been subbed to him for some time now, its amazing and i want to see Simon react to such an apsolute legend

    • @KristopherBel
      @KristopherBel 4 роки тому

      @@ABadassDragon I am on board for this i wonder what Danny will do with all that smallwood energy

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 4 роки тому +2

      Even though smallwood did it, it would be perfect for bb, it's a thing about business, but it's also a man beating up kids because a video game payed him
      and that's what a good business is all about, this nice lecture channel should talk about this less known about side of business

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +1

      Hiroshi Fujioka, who was also the original Kamen Rider.

  • @andredallaire395
    @andredallaire395 4 роки тому +6

    Gwynneth Paltrow and Goop probably hired him as a consultant :D
    BTW Simon I love you!!!!

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +1

      I would not be surprised. Then again, they get taken in by just about EVERYONE's pseudoscience and Appeal to Nature claims.
      I might add that GOOP once listed a _24k gold_ "marital aid" as a product that cost several thousand dollars with numerous dubious claims attached to it, and it _sold out._ I can only imagine how heavy and cold that must have been.

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 4 роки тому +13

    I can't believe you wasted all that cocaine flour.

  • @secondclasselitist4568
    @secondclasselitist4568 4 роки тому +1

    Maybe the reason your back still hurts is that you're not using KT tape on it. I'll see myself out.

  • @thedarkdragon1437
    @thedarkdragon1437 4 роки тому +2

    conspiracy theorist here: I have to apologize for a lot of the dumb people in our mix that believe everything that is being spit out. I'll smash that like button

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому

      I feel the same way about people who believe the hollow-moon theory.

    • @thedarkdragon1437
      @thedarkdragon1437 3 роки тому +1

      @@thejason755 while it is an intriguing possibility, that theory does have one major flaw, and that is the moons mass and moons cratered surface

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому

      @@thedarkdragon1437 i typically write off subscribers of that theory as people who aggressively want the moon to be the earth’s death-star.

  • @SonjaPierce
    @SonjaPierce 4 роки тому +10

    I'm having way too much fun watching ETA smack down Simon. 😂

  • @shaeker
    @shaeker 4 роки тому +12

    the only infomercials I remember here in Canada, was those of the sexy bikini models. Dancing around for 30 min straight

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому

      Hey, random nova-scotian here: and your sure kevin isn’t justin’s idiot brother no one ever speaks of?

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +1

      @@thejason755 lahey is stashing his liquor money in randy's popsicle box

  • @Grommish
    @Grommish 4 роки тому +42

    ETA: My name is Charles
    Simon: Chaz it is..

  • @blackravens5
    @blackravens5 4 роки тому +2

    It's so fun to go from one of Simon's 'serious' channels to this one. It's insane.

  • @mentallydisturbedscience8900
    @mentallydisturbedscience8900 4 роки тому +1

    I admit buying one of his books when I was in my early 20s. (The weight loss one.) But I got about 5 pages in and knew it was trash.