The Infomercial Scam King
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- ETA, where have you been
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Simon: "i am not a particularly smart man"
Me: "but but... you've got a British accent..."
I give you.....Prince Charles.
And ...I will add..a British accent I can understand! Not like the Harry Potter ish accent that I have to use closed captioning on the TV
And glasses!
British AND glasses. Give the man a Nobel.
Fact. I’ve always wished I had a British accent so I could narrate UA-cam videos.
"Anyone in their early 20s is an idiot" Good thing I am in my late teens.
Well, that means you've almost become a person. :)
10-16: absolute cringe.
17-19: ok.
20-25: Was I drunk the entire time?
26-30: WTF?
31: I should have my shit togheter. I don't.
I'm in my mid-late 20's... I guess that makes me less of an idiot?
I'm in my mid 20's and I can agree that in my early 20's I was a dumb shit. Not literally dumb, just err... misguided.
17 was the last time I knew everything.
Can we get a t-shirt that says "coffee tastes better in the remains of someone's dreams." Because I would totally buy that, like instantly.
I want that on a mug
Ah I am going to print that on a mug
Bing!
Why not sell it? Get your hustle on Joshua
I want one that has his face with the word allegedly and badda boom boom on it . Allegedly.
"or desperate people"
My mom didn't have cancer but she did have a degenerative and fatal disease (that eventually killed her).
She was a smart lady. She worked as a nurse most of her life and knew more than your average person about medicine.
When she was sick, the first few years it was all about established medicine.
When that didn't work she started to try... other things. At first I laughed at/with her about it. The truth is it was really sad. She might have bought this guys book.
It wasn't the fear of dying I don't think. She was in a lot of pain and was desperate to find something, anything that might get rid of it.
Love you mom, wherever you are.
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that..
Fatal deseases are brutal... Sorry to hear you had to go through that. Hope you are dealing well.
I DO understand that completely. My mom has been dealing with chronic illnesses and degenerative body parts for so long and bought this guy's book and a bottle of the calcium junk. She wanted to believe it so bad, and she keeps on doing things like this. Modern meds don't work unless they get you hooked and drop ya to fend for yourself, so looking into alternatives is typically the next step. I am so sorry to hear what your mom had to deal with. It isn't right that pepole have to go through such turmoil. I really do understand.
I think you will find a lot of it was also to try and be able to spend/enjoy more time with her loved ones (especially you and if you had siblings, her other children) and also not suffer as much (or to not allow, especially her children to see her doing so - based on how you describe her, this sounds like the most plausible reasoning in her mind).
It is horrible how some people are able to conscientiously take full advantage of those who are desperate for a solution - I don't know how they can spend the profits they make through others misfortune, or for that matter how they can live with themselves - having knowingly taken part in such a reprehensible action in the medicinal sector - holistic or otherwise!
Sorry for your loss (even if it was so long ago) - she sounds like a lovely lady who would be proud of you for bringing her up and keeping her memory alive - forever! Even in conversation with those who do not know her and with a subject matter that is less than satisfactory toward a decent morale, fuelled person...
@@slaphappysmokey1 I'm no expert, but I did read the other day that some doctors are finding that when traditional cancer meds don't seem to be working like they should, the doctors try a facial transplant, apparently there has been a healthy success rate. I guess it would make j e sence
Simon is absolutely nuts. I'd like to see the taming process they go through to do a serious show like mega projects.. They probably use nets and sedatives...
Nah. They just give him ground up Xanax with a hint of cocaine.
@@balazscsotai8354 nah, they tell him they’ve got a pile of cocaine only to bait and switch him with klonopin. Allegedly.
He vents his energy with Business/Brain Blaze so he can do his serious YT stuff.
He wasn't always like this. It took months of blazing to get where we are.
I was about to make a quip about valium but as my keyboard loaded I caught a glimpse of the Xanax remark. Still, had to say something ...
I'm enjoying watching Simon's slow descent into madness.
Lmfao, fr fr doe... 😂
I feel like I see this comment I think on every business blaze video 🤣🤣
Hydroxychloroquine is a lifesaving treatment the Democrats have been keeping from you and your family in order to make the president look bad. How many thousands of more Americans have to die before the press will even start reporting the truth?
TheDrewmanShow hahahahahahahaha
and we are right beside him riding the escalator down...
When Charles said "I'm not your fucking assistant" and Simon replied with "Alright, steady on" was probably the most British thing I've heard all day
That was great
It is clearly spelled Charl... and it is clearly a Patrick (H) Willems refrance
@@NimhLabs I don't know if you know what the word "clearly" means. But sure!
@@naysaykiller928 I clearly know what clearly means--allegedly
@@NimhLabs Allegedly 🤣😉
I love how the Blaze has been leaking into the other channels Simon hosts.
Allegedly
Obviously, cocaine is a powerful drug that changes every part of your life.
I've noticed that too!
@invader_guy it's becoming a lot more informal like the podcast, which I'm all for.
Once Simon realized how much more fun it is to show that he actually doesn't give a fuck, he has a hard time pretending anymore
I actually bought the speed reading course when he was selling it. It was a package with 3 cassette tapes and a booklet.
Please don't respond to this as it will take me too long to read.
The key to speed reading is choosing to read short things
I see what you did there 😏
😊
Simon's rambling is drowning out the voices in my own head. Five stars.
legends.
With scitzofrenia, you're never alone.
Simon: “I’m sorry to disappoint you.”
Me: “Simon sounds like me whenever I visit my parents.”
🤣🤣
7 10 ---> OIL
@@Emira_75 yummy!
Me too... My parents are somehow still upset with me for getting drunk and urinating with/on their dog. This was weeks ago.
Me: sounds like my sex life.
All these channels are some of the best on this entire platform.
ALLEGEDLY
Thanks :)
ETA is becoming sentient. Open your eyes sheeple.
It will hook up with Alexa and Skynet will be born.
Christopher Conard done. No skynet.
He destroyed a 5G tower. That bastard.
Extra
Terrestrial
Alien
It all makes sense now
@@christopherconard2831 Skynet has already been born, look it up. It's the name of an Asian computer company, they seemed to take the wrong message from the franchise. And as if that isn't dark enough a company named Soleint Green also exist and they sell "Organic" food supplements. I'm not taking any chances with that one >.
Why do you keep saying "Scam-kin" instead of "Scam-king"
Like, I imagine this is some even weirder off-shoot of furries where people dress like healing crystals and MLM products. Like, "This is my tuppersona, I'm a circular 2-inch deep dish with matching lid, but I can't find the lid"
I genuinely laughed at this.
Thanks.
Just wait a few years and I am sure we will get to that at some point...
But nice joke XD
simon talks so much about coke i'm starting to believe he really must like it. allegedly
Duuude, I've thought so, too.. Especially after the episode where he VERY SPECIFICALLY, (as if he had personal experience... Allegedly) mentioned things like the drip down the back of the throat... And why - I - know about that... Is not what we are discussing here.
I had the same thought when I saw that video. I know the whole cocaine thing is a running gag, but sometimes I wonder if Simon didn't have a wilder past than he lets on. The comments he make reveal just a little bit more knowledge than an average coke virgin would possess.
@@essenlame oh hes definitely not a coke virgin my dude. i would know bc i aint and i recognize certain behaviors 😂 also he uses certain slang terms that confirms it even more 💯
@@essenlame or a wild present! He's said the city he lives in its legal to have drugs for personal use, just not for sales. That would certainly make things easier, haha.
Simon I found your videos without a beard and was quite terrified.
Holy crap that happened to me today! Soooo weird
Try before the beard AND no glasses 😨
@@tylor2765 it was both!
@@godzgoliath I love Simon and his content but man it looked like he was an alien 👽😂😂
Why have you sinned
This was perfect timing. I was just looking for something to watch
Same! Love Business Blaze ❤ Wilson! (Nope it's the co-host ETA!) 👍
Same
Big facts
Legend
Simon out of context: “I hope he dies from a disease that he was trying to cure” xD
Thanks for another entertaining video! Always awesome, Simon!
So basically Simon hopes he doesn't die from any disease, because Kevin Trudeau wasn't trying to cure anything except for people's heavy wallets
It's sad reading the American reich-wingers defending his "right" and "freedumb" to rip people off(and not get real messages to help them). Goes to show, yet again, the madness, insanity, and cruelty of cultists.
Was supposed to say medicine, ot massages. Big fingers...
Him asking the criminal, lying, theiving POS known as Tr-ump says it all...
So when I was a child my father ordered the mega memory. I even tried it once, can't remember if it worked.
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say "no."
Joe biden
@@gram. awwe he's learnding
@@OtakuUnitedStudiohe's making a joke dude, saying he tried the memory program but cant remember whether or not it worked. Hes subtley making fun of the program. Get it?
Next let's see a Business Blaze and Biographical about tv preacher Benny Hinn.
Ooh, yes please! That'll be hilarious.
Why would Danny need to email you from the basement?
*It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again*
because simon allegedly install a sound proff room around danny
Shouting through the thick walls hurts my voice.
@@brainblaze6526 it really _was_ him trying to escape in the 'silence infidel' vid
Gonna need the Meme Accountant to include every time Simon accidentally says Scamkin. I mean, maybe the King does socially and spiritually identify as a Scam?
The word "king" shares its lexical origin with the word "kin". However, the trailing G is extremely important to distinguish between "a member of" and "a leader of".
I want a video where simon takes a flamethrower to a sign saying "business" for 1 million
A "not a flamethrower"
@Crank Yanker Shoo, damn joke police!
Death is a preferable alternative to communism.
@@sibire8284 communist detected on American soil, lethal force engage
Yes but w one of those elon musk flamethrowers
Simon: "UK? TEA!"
Simon: "Colombia?"
Me: "Coffee?"
Me, "cocaine?"
Desomorphine...?
If you don't like it,
SMASH that dislike button.
But if you do,
you'll still watch till the end.
That sweet, sweet watch time.
Simon: “I narrate 7 UA-cam channels”.
Also Simon: “scam kin”. 😂😂
I love this channel.
I have thoroughly enjoyed watching Simon's descent into madness.
The blaze is starting to bleed over to the other channels. I watched a pretty irreverent megaproject the other day.
Since lock down his descent has be hilarious... ... allegedly. 😉
I think it’s a pretty good depiction of this time.....we all slowly descend into madness and maybe we take up the view that there can be comfort in seeing the world burn
🍿
Cocain is a hell of a drug!
Simon!
It was the “Quantum” shopping channel.
Your welcome 🙏
I caught on to the channel fairly early on, and I just love seeing all random stuff stacking up as time goes by. ETA, the red cups, the cocaine jokes, the memes. It's all coming together in a beautiful chaotic mess of hilarity. Never stop being a legend, Simon.
I love knowing the in-jokes and trying to keep score
Wisely left the fact he’s a promoter of $cientology out of the script. There’s the real conspiracy.
Don't take that from Simon, we're all here for you Charles.
Thank you
@@etaalso-charles9417 FREE THE HEATER!!!
@@rustyshacklferd1829 FREE DANNY FIRST! That basement can't be comfortable.
@@charlesjenkins7130 ETA will join Danny in the basement and keep him nice and warm.
Don't you mean, "WILSON!"?
imagine getting demonitized because of a robot. DAMMIT ETA
It’s part of my plan
It worked for Craig Ferguson too.
ua-cam.com/video/Vn9BeN8NBaA/v-deo.html
EtA Also-Charles Hahahaha Love that you made a UA-cam profile EtA!!!
My boyfriend bought me the tshirt youre wearing for my birthday because he knows i love your channel so it made me laugh so hard when you made your comments about weirdos buying shirts with your face on it 😂 keep it up you magical englishmen
legends
Where can you buy this shirt!? I really want a shirt that has my face on it. Luckily I apparently look just like Simon so this is easier.
So apparently I'm an idiot and this video answered my question. Maybe put it in the description? lol.
How to watch Simon whistler content without feeling disorientated: today I found out - mega projects - business blaze or vice versa
Megaprojects is the decompression.
"I'd Link to it below, but I'm too lazy"
-Simon Whistler, 2020
Scamkin sounds like a some kind of subset of a thief class.
Goblin specific urban thief specialization :P
Hmm... hide or sneak attack? Seems more like a charisma (performance) situation, if anything
@@nunyobidniz or maybe a bard skill when you put it like that
I thought that it was a reference to buying Shopkins using a five-finger discount card.
OMG SIMON LIKED IT
PLEASE do a video on "Tay" -- Microsoft's racist Twitter Bot!
Aww hellz yeah
Internet Historian already did it and it is not business related
@@svyatoslavefremov6030 This is buisnes blaze, the more loosely related to buisnes the better. Besides, corporate PR disasters that they really should have thought through are Buisnes Blaze bread and butter
@@morgant1568 Well, if you present it in this way, then he maybe do a video about Tay
@@svyatoslavefremov6030 I hope so i think it would be really funny.
How many times will Simon say "oh no" and "this is not going to go well for you microsoft"
THERE’S PYRAMIDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fave joke of the episode hell yeah
there are 6 pyramids hiding inside every cube o.o
I loved that joke as well!
In the 90s, my parents bought me one of this guys "mega math" videos from one of his infomercials. I never touched it even once.
"America...you're a modern democracy" How long ago was THIS video made? Several decades?
Its not even a democracy, but a constitutional republic.
Source: Am american
@@popcornrocks5208 Semantic, but you know what I mean, it's not a representative government of any kind, which is definitely not a recent problem.
And idiots will have you believe it's just a young country...but in actuality...America is the longest running modern government under a single constitution. Longer even than UK.
And up until recently with the communists, socialists, and fascist leftists invading and controlling the schools, it's been the most stable western style country in recorded history.
Ironically success has killed the Golden goose. It'll be centuries before it happens again...if not longer. Almost every other "western" culture changes government every 17 years on average.
Wikipedia says, "In (sic) the 1989, the Satellite Shop was the launched as the first UK shopping channel."
Yeah now I remember, that was where I bought all my satellites.
Business Blaze, I remember buying a satellite off you then finding them cheeper on the Satellite Shop. Is that where eBay got their business idea from? You should sue.
Shopping channel is not "infomercials" though, so Danny's point stands. Shopping channels have people employed by the channel to sell whatever piles of overstock are crowding the warehouse at the moment. The infomercials are commercials disguised as real programs, where "today" the host is featuring "the latest" technological marvel or other thing that will bring the studio audience and viewers at home infinite health, wealth, happiness, and rotisserie chickens.
@@Tfin But wait, there's more!
I have my "Ask me about my pyramid scheme" sticker on the back of my phone that I am watching this on.
You legend.
@R. V. Datmir looks like they are out of stock on it as well as the t shirt and sweatshirt I got but the designs change often and they have some cool stuff sometimes.
teespring.com/stores/purch-the-merch/collection/stickers?page=1
Somewhere, out in the ocean, a lonely soccer ball still floats about wondering if Tom Hanks will ever return.
its a volleyball
Wilson is a “Wilson” volleyball 🏐. (The word you were looking for in your case was “football” ⚽️)
I believe Wilson was a volleyball from Wilson Sporting goods, but yeah probably fell into depression by the lack of effort of Tom Hanks feeble rescue attempt.
Truly heartbreaking movie moment
"I'm picking on America because it's a modern democracy."
Me: **cries in American**
it would be so nice if I lived in anything that was anywhere close to a modern democracy.
No thanks, I much prefer a form of government that doesn't rely on popularity.
It's a republic, which means we are supposed to be choosing people who are better versed in politics, logistics, and large-scale planning than the average person, because a true democracy has the people as a group make all decisions. Most people do not understand how to actually make the things they want happen, and leaving decisions to a consensus vote is a poor choice.
However, the operative work there is "supposed", and our elected representatives are more often than not just liars who claim they will do something or know how to do something so they can get the job, and then use their position to argue against the "opposition" so they have something to use to get elected again, without ever actually fixing anything. The current political environment in the US is more tuned toward preventing "the other side" from getting their way than it is to actually getting anything done.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Which is depressing when you consider the Founders foresaw this problem and warned against it.
I mean, how do you fuck up something they told you not to do some two and a half centuries ago?
@@stevenschnepp576 kind of like a monarchy? Oh wait...
@@OtakuUnitedStudio I don't think that a democracy where people actually vote on everything exists currently. You have countries like switzerland where you have forms of direkt democracy, but I never heard of a country where the people decide everything or get to vote on every law or decision the government makes.
Simon: Columbia!
Me: Coffee
Simon: Goddamn it, ETA!
Me: My name is Charles
I'm still waiting for Simon to actually refer to ETA as "The Blaze"
I think Simon needs to be sent even more Solo Cups.
Please, yes.
I want to send him more obscure American things.
Also, is no one else shocked that they don’t use plastic cups in England? Bruh that’s awesome.
Not
send him different colors that way he can make art ;)
VIDEO DISLIKED
Memo: I was that dirtyfooted subway passenger!
@Crank Yanker hahah lol
You nasty bastard.
I LOVE how they edited in clips of Kevin roasting himself unknowingly. Fantastic video Simon and Danny!
But Sam's the editor, isn't he?
"This is all about the infomercial scam-kin"
What kind of furry is that?
ETA looks like he figured out what to do with the solo cups. And I like your decorating skills with them, Simon. Now you’re getting the hang of the wonder of the ubiquitous red cups.
British people I need to know this! Is Simon crazy or did you guys actually have shopping channels in the 90s?
Yes we did, QVC. For once Simon isn't crazy.
He can be crazy AND right 😂
No Nono German channels in the 90s filled their overnights with porn. (No, really, they did!)
QVC was only available on satellite TV in the 90's, though, and different laws applied to satellite broadcasters, so what Danny wrote about it could still have been technically true for most people. The majority of TV viewers mainly watched the 'terrestrial' analogue broadcasts, which only had a grand total of 4 channels- BBC 1, BBC 2, ITV (AKA 'Channel 3'), and Channel 4. This all changed in 1997 when a 5th terrestrial channel was introduced, imaginatively named... Channel 5.
Satellite TV gradually became increasingly popular in the UK over the years after 1992 when Sky Sports bought the broadcasting rights to many Premier League soccer matches, but it was quite expensive, and a lot of people were reluctant to subscribe unless they were dedicated sports fans, or had enough disposable income to easily afford it. Cable and digital TV also became available towards the end of the decade, and a lot of people in the UK would only have encountered shopping channels in the 2000's.
The shopping channels still exist of satellite tv. For a while on terrestrial tv they used to have live roulette throughout the night. Gambling for lonely insomniacs!
I recently discovered your UA-cam channel imperium and I'm a big fan. However, Business Blaze is by far my favorite, you three off the leash is the perfect mix
I've been a fan of his older channels for quite some time but the Blaze is by far my favorite as well.
thanks :)
Simon is slowly slipping into madness and I'm here for it! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes the shopping channel on the UK was QVC. I’m sure there were more. My friends dad was addicted to ordering crap from there.
There was a huge teleshopping part of the Sky TV guide and at 6am some of the channels would have teleshopping on too. And JML
Wasn't QVC a thing too?
Omg yes and still I swear that if watch live tv on some channels and fall asleep it still is a thing 😂
I'd watch 50 different buisnessblaze videos a week....allegedly
😎Coffee tastes better in the remains of someone’s dreams...
☕️ with the Enron mug...now there’s some Merch I’d purchase! T shirt, hat, coffee cup, $5 decal...
coffee cup especially for me. or a travel mug
My favorite mug is from a company I used to work for that shut down.
My granma swears that the Sigfired n Roy mug makes the best tea. I'm sure its the broken dreams
There was definetly shopping channels in the early 2000's I'm sure I remember watching them as a kid when I couldn't sleep.
QVC
The natural remedies he talked about were good tho
"cereal" at the ready, time for your boi WITH THE BLAZE...... Simon.
blazing.
Haha, this is my breakfast show every morning Mon-Fri
ahhhh fruity pebbles
Best cereal in Colombia
The boooi with the blaze!!!!!! I literally stopped what I was watching to instantly put this on 👌 Love you Simon and ETA ❤️
Just love me. Simon is poison.
LEGENDS
Simon wants to release all inmates incarcerated for minor drug offenses. As someone who has served several years for minor drug offenses, #Simon2020
@Crank Yanker do you know why people do drugs?! Obviously not, stop your assumptions and learn something, ignoramus!
@Crank Yanker Perhaps he wasn't a user but a Dealer. Selling crack to your mom...
ETA steals the show once again.........Simon, you need to pick up your game....ETA is a LEGEND (allegedly) ........
100%, there was infomercials in 90's/early 2000's I think it was referred to as 'teleshopping' on most sky channels and would start at 2-ish am and finish at 7-ish am. I spent many a night mindlessly watching it :3
"Because your a modern democracy"
Looks at America as of 2020
Hmmm
Allegedly
*Oligarchy parading as a Democratic Republic
@@Amarianee Constitutional Republic by the rich for the rich (and white).
Couldn't be more democratic if they renamed themselves "The Democratic United States of America"
@Caleb Edwards Yeah... who was it that we had before Orange Man Bad, again?
Remember when Simon was stomping on eta every episode even before letting eta on camera?
OG
At what point will everyone realize that Simon is not only on cocain but also tripping high on mushrooms.
I mean hyper energetic (thanks to perchtherch.cocain) and haluzinating (talking with a space heater).
I like your spelling of hallucinating.
This could also be explained with PCP
@@brainblaze6526 that's not a denial Simon!
Mushrooms is more like developing every type of synesthesia at once. Allegedly.
@@northernnaysayer1240 why deny when u can avoid giving confirmation entirely?lol
Watching this is Feb 2021.
Yeah, Kev's extensive lies seem a little less impactful or extreme after the last few months. And all of the SHEEE-IIT peddled by Republicans.
Thanks, Trump. 😖😤
Infomercial scam-kin...
And I thought 'fallen angel-kin' was the most specific variety of Otherkin that I, personally, had ever heard of... We have a new number one!
Guy Fawkes failed to bring down a government but he’s still a hero. Simon has big dreams that are attainable. Allegedly.
The brits burn him in effigy. I don't think he's considered a hero.
Gcappiella isn’t the 5th of November a suede holiday across the pond?
@@todddougherty9492 it is. They celebrate his failure by lighting him on fire
@@Thenarratorofsecrets We were told to burn in effigy, so we did. While celebrating him. But most people today don't even know why bonfire night happens. But to many Brits he is considered a hero - "the only person to ever enter parliament with true intentions".
Gcappiella my bad. I thought they applauded the idea of standing up to parliament when they forget about the people and that everyone loves fire works.
Time to blaze...allegedly.
Same... Allegedly.
Currently blazing!
It's been a really rough day, but as soon as I get home to relax I see a video from the living legend Simon himself! These videos always make my day better, it might not seem like much but you impact my life in a positive way just wanted to say thank you.
:) thanks
"Stop insulting Trump" ????? As an American with at least two brain cells to rub together... Please, Please, Pleeeeeease, Don't EVER stop insulting Trump!
You should really be more considerate to your viewers with brains and make fun of trump a lot more.
Wow, Maradona, steak, mate, and cocaine... That pretty much sums him up! As an Argentinian, I approve. Allegedly.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Don't worry, Mrs. Fletcher, we'll be there right away."
I totally remember that commercial.
Bonus fact: I knew a band called "Mrs. Fletcher" that opened every show with a guy dressed as a granny in a gown and wig with a walker.
And who remembers the number?
That encapsulates why and how being in a band is fun and great 👍
She has been laying there crying for help for close to 30 years I am pretty sure she'd be dead by now.
Simon can come over to the US and bring down the government there
Simon, please, I'm begging you
Pretty please? with cocaine on top?
@@ceirwynsinclair4198 I'll throw some in too 🤣
Hey guys ... By chance Simon already spoke on this channel why he is no longer appearing on the "VisualPolitik EN" channel ???
Pro Tiip: If you are blowing coke across the room like that you are doing it wrong.
Simon is too modest. He was voted ‘Most likely to be an Internet bad ass’.
@@jai-kk5uu yeah and I'm pretty sure he'd prefer to keep his audience not just the racists.
@@jai-kk5uu people should tackle racism.... It's kind of a people problem... Who is supposed to solve it?
Vsure79 He’s a troll - don’t engage 🤫
@@goosebump801 I always engage trolls. It's like a hobby.
"Most likely to have a bad ass on the internet"?
But that's ok, transposing happens....I hear it happens when coming off a cocaine high? LOL
20:13
I never knew bald people also run their hands through their "hair" in frustration/dismay.
Me" *goes on UA-cam to pass some time*
(2 mins later) "Business Blaze uploaded a new video"
Me: Good timing Simon, youre a legend
NICE
Danny has a better story then Bran the broken... let him rule the seven Kingdoms... Simon, is there enough space for the iron throne in the cellar?
kinesio tape doesn't have any science behind it? I'm going to have to look up your video. My therapist recommended that
Oh my Lads!!!!! Sooooo many OG jokes!!!! Legendary!!!! Simon, Danny, Sam, and”Charles “ steady on!
Legendary legends
Who else yelled out "HERBALIFE!!!" at 8:33?
No? Just me? ALLEGEDLY
WHAT? DEFINITELY NOT.
Just for a second there i thought this was about Canada's Prime Minister......... still a bit nuts but not sure "Scam King" fits :-P
Well, no. He'd need to depose the Queen first.
They even look a little alike too
Simon as an American I can understand picking on the USA have you seen the last president and the lunatics that attacked the capital the capital thing hadn't happened yet
Yup I used to watch the qvc and all the other shopping channels in the 90s on cable. Loving the blaze keep it up!
We need an episode on how sega was saved by the man, the myth, the legend
SEGATA SANSHIRO!
Karl Smallwood just recently did one of those, in case you didn't know that already, he is another fact presenter as close to business blaze as any other channel called "Fact Fiend"
@@KristopherBel Saw it and have been subbed to him for some time now, its amazing and i want to see Simon react to such an apsolute legend
@@ABadassDragon I am on board for this i wonder what Danny will do with all that smallwood energy
Even though smallwood did it, it would be perfect for bb, it's a thing about business, but it's also a man beating up kids because a video game payed him
and that's what a good business is all about, this nice lecture channel should talk about this less known about side of business
Hiroshi Fujioka, who was also the original Kamen Rider.
Gwynneth Paltrow and Goop probably hired him as a consultant :D
BTW Simon I love you!!!!
I would not be surprised. Then again, they get taken in by just about EVERYONE's pseudoscience and Appeal to Nature claims.
I might add that GOOP once listed a _24k gold_ "marital aid" as a product that cost several thousand dollars with numerous dubious claims attached to it, and it _sold out._ I can only imagine how heavy and cold that must have been.
I can't believe you wasted all that cocaine flour.
I have loads.
@@brainblaze6526 Allegedly!
Maybe the reason your back still hurts is that you're not using KT tape on it. I'll see myself out.
conspiracy theorist here: I have to apologize for a lot of the dumb people in our mix that believe everything that is being spit out. I'll smash that like button
I feel the same way about people who believe the hollow-moon theory.
@@thejason755 while it is an intriguing possibility, that theory does have one major flaw, and that is the moons mass and moons cratered surface
@@thedarkdragon1437 i typically write off subscribers of that theory as people who aggressively want the moon to be the earth’s death-star.
I'm having way too much fun watching ETA smack down Simon. 😂
the only infomercials I remember here in Canada, was those of the sexy bikini models. Dancing around for 30 min straight
Hey, random nova-scotian here: and your sure kevin isn’t justin’s idiot brother no one ever speaks of?
@@thejason755 lahey is stashing his liquor money in randy's popsicle box
ETA: My name is Charles
Simon: Chaz it is..
It will not stand!
@@etaalso-charles9417 fk Simon. You're my new hero, EtB
...😉
Nunyo Bidniz no. A hero’s name must be spelled correctly. E T A
Chazster
Business Blaze close enough
It's so fun to go from one of Simon's 'serious' channels to this one. It's insane.
I admit buying one of his books when I was in my early 20s. (The weight loss one.) But I got about 5 pages in and knew it was trash.